**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** I try to put out a hand to press firmly between the fingers the sliding tender cheek of Beja, teaches her as elder, was shunted, the instantaneous counter-attack, the head melon seed withstand/top, a running off chaotic arch on my belly, resembles only angry young cat of making threatening gestures. 我试图伸手捏住贝雅的滑嫩脸蛋,以长者的身份教训教训她,被躲开了,瞬间反击,脑袋瓜子顶过来,在我的肚子上一通乱钻乱拱,张牙舞爪的像只愤怒幼猫。 Recently discovered a point, everyone coordinated to lose strength me very much, served with close strength and speed, even if were the crystal that sprouted stupid can also achieve this point, made me feel that forcefully can have, this detail touched me. 最近发现一点,大家都很配合失去力量的我,施以相近的力量和速度,哪怕是蠢萌的水晶也能做到这一点,强行让我感觉可以有来有回,这种细节让我非常感动。 Only pitifully, no matter how Beja little girl lets me again, making me feel that can dispute to create a disturbance evenly matched, like before neat, takes off her cartoon to be small in the electric light flint ***, was not possible to achieve again, but a little...... cough cough, was not right, I do not want to take off/escape this little girl fat thorn, was not abnormal, before that was accidental/surprised, absolutely was accidental/surprised! 只可惜,不管贝雅小丫头再怎么让我,让我感觉可以势均力敌较量打闹一番,像以前那样干脆利落,在电光火石之间脱下她的卡通小***,是不可能再做到了,有点可……咳咳,不对,我才不想脱这种小丫头的胖刺,又不是变态,以前那是意外,绝对是意外！ „wū, felt that the fool Wu whole body is sending out the evil thought of making the person chill, looked to incur!” “呜哇,感觉笨蛋吴浑身都在散发着令人恶寒的邪念,看招！” Is my innermost feelings fluctuates probably, keen detection was arrived by this Princess little girl, she is fiercer, two and use, reverses from the chair camber me directly, the racket the small hand like win, claps with Evil Dragon the celebration. 大概是我的内心波动,被这小丫头公主敏锐的察觉到了,她更加凶猛,两手并用,将我直接从椅子上拱翻倒地,才像打了胜仗一样拍拍小手,和恶龙蕾娜击掌庆祝。 Is it possible that new evil force combination can appear?! 莫非新的恶势力组合又要出现了？！ I grimace, feel the back of the head to stand, although became frail, but was also insufficient to fall to fall goes wrong, naturally, wants to touch the porcelain also to discuss separately, Liz, does not want to make her see not the good image of teacher, I feared that really met a wind wind performing skill, pretends that threw down loses recalls anything, making little girl of this instigator regret flustered. 我呲牙咧嘴,摸着后脑勺站起来,虽然变得脆弱了,但也不至于这么摔一下就摔出毛病,当然,想碰瓷又另说了,要不是莉莉丝在,不想让她看到老师的不好形象,我怕是真会飙一飙演技,假装摔倒失忆什么的,让这始作俑者的小丫头慌张后悔一番。 „Comes my family to dine.” “又来我家蹭饭。” I get angry stare the Beja girl, is the patron, when the ni pā knight and Julie kiss they come back, this little girl will remember is in itself the setting of elf princess, hypocritical rushes to the elf stagnation point to go dull several days, I refer to sleep in the evening, the three meals a day can still come to rub, to look Aalto Liya's name, to look Colgate sisters' name, in the name of sister-in-law, to bring the name that Julie kisses/intimate to drop around, always has the warrant in any case. 我怒瞪贝雅丫头,已经是常客了,只有在咪啪骑士和尤丽叶亲她们回来的时候,这小丫头才会想起自己是精灵公主的设定,假惺惺的跑到精灵驻点去呆个几天,我是指晚上睡觉,三餐依然会过来蹭,以找阿尔托莉雅的名义,以找高露洁姐妹的名义,以小姨子的名义,以带尤丽叶亲过来串门的名义,反正总有正当理由。 „Valise said that making me impolite, the food and lodging absolutely does not have the issue.” little girl is raising the fine chin, is insufferably arrogant. “维拉丝说的,让我别客气,吃住都完全没有问题。”小丫头扬着精致下巴,不可一世。 „Don't exchanging greetings and pleasantries between ordinary friends takes seriously!” “别把普通朋友之间的寒暄和客套话当真啊！” „It is not the ordinary friend, is not the pleasantries, Valise you are not false like fool Wu.” “才不是普通朋友,才不是客套话,维拉丝才不像笨蛋吴你那么虚伪。” „Where my was false, have I very sincerely been good, said one, you look likely now.” “我哪里虚伪了,我一直很率真好不好,有一句说一句,你看像现在。” „That arrives was says right, annoys the words that the person was angry indeed is very sincere said that this point under punched especially.” Evil Dragon secondary attack in side. “那到是说的没错,惹人生气的话的确是很率真的说出来了,这一点尤其欠揍。”恶龙蕾娜在旁助攻。 „Said again, but this your highness Elder Sister Aalto's younger sister, you are Elder Sister Aalto's husband, taking care of this your highness isn't the natural matter?” “再说了,本殿下可是阿尔托姐姐的妹妹,你又是阿尔托姐姐的丈夫,照顾本殿下不是理所当然的事情吗？” „Called a brother-in-law is not good directly? Why to beat around the bush to say was so incoherent.” I suddenly discovered, this girl has not really called me a brother-in-law probably, is not good, I must coax her, making her call one. “直接叫一声姐夫不就好了？干嘛绕弯子说的那么拗口。”我忽然发现,这丫头好像还真没叫过我一声姐夫,不行,我得哄哄她,让她叫一声。 „Fool Wu.” “笨蛋吴。” „Brother-in-law.” “姐夫。” „Fool Wu.” “笨蛋吴。” „Fool Wu.” “笨蛋吴。” „Fool Wu.” “笨蛋吴。” „Since were not swindled!” I was shocked, the repertoire withstanding the test was disregarded, this is the humane distortion, is loss of morals? Once even/including Zhigou the salty bait must bite a fool elf princess, when had this intelligently quick-witted? “既然不上当！”我震惊了,屡试不爽的套路被无视,这到底是人性的扭曲,还是道德的沦丧？曾经连直钩咸饵都要咬上一口的笨蛋精灵公主,什么时候有了这份聪明机智？ „Many years ago old repertoires, trivial fool Wu, but also wants to bring to trick this your highness, snort/hum.” Beja girl that called a self-satisfaction, grasped the biscuit to eat, Liz do not give her to pour the black tea, that was an enemy! “多少年前的老套路了,区区笨蛋吴,还想拿来忽悠本殿下,哼。”贝雅丫头那叫一个得意,抓起饼干就吃,莉莉丝别给她倒红茶,那是敌军！ „, Must serve a meal.” In the kitchen, a Valise sound command, everyone's energy inspires, all puts down matter and gratitude and grudges on hand, probably the lightning attached the body, appears on the table instantaneously, neat consistent takes a seat in own position, rampant Evil Dragon clever is like the puppy, elongates the neck to look at the kitchen direction eagerly. “诸位,要开饭咯。”厨房里,维拉丝一声号令,大家不由的精神一振,全都放下手头的事情与恩怨,像是闪电附了身,瞬间出现在餐桌上,整齐一致的在属于自己的位置上落座,就连嚣张的恶龙蕾娜都乖的跟小狗一样,拉长脖子眼巴巴看着厨房方向。 Small, who seems to have become the full showing home is real power dalao, who is the household head mascot. 小小的一幕,似乎已经成充分说明这个家到底谁是实权dalao,谁是一家之主吉祥物。 Atmosphere some are not right! 气氛有些不对！ My brow wrinkle, the feeling matter is not simple. 我眉头一皱,感觉事情并不简单。 Has a look at the left side crystal, the head is going against a vat, as stable as the rock of Gibraltar, was in the kitchen stole food too rampant, to be punished by Valise probably a moment ago finally, however oneself did not care at all, two small hand seemingly law-abiding putting on the table, ten fingers are actually wriggling unceasingly, an experienced hunter, before going out to hunt is cleaning its beloved old hunting rifle carefully. 看看左侧的水晶,头上顶着一缸,稳若泰山,大概是刚才在厨房里偷吃太猖獗,终于被维拉丝制裁了,然而本人毫不在意,两只小手看似安分的搁在餐桌上,十根指头却在不断蠕动,就似一个老练的猎人,在外出狩猎前仔仔细细擦拭着它的心爱老猎枪。 Evil Dragon, was needless saying that smelled the fragrance, the neck elongates quickly for several points. 恶龙蕾娜,不用说了,闻到久违的香气,脖子都快拉长几分了。 The Beja girl, grasped several biscuits to come conveniently , indicating that I was busy at one in the morning, was very hungry, the biscuit was only the appetizer, is later impolite. 贝雅丫头,顺手抓了几块饼干过来,表示我忙了一上午,很饿,饼干只是开胃菜,待会就不客气了。 Three do not have the princess, her both hands disappear! Disappears unexpectedly!!! 三无公主,她的双手不见了！竟然不见了！！！ Carefully looked, originally grasps the knife and fork to brandish unceasingly, is practicing her no shadow, the good child who really studies for the purpose of application, usually to grasp the ability of pen to use on the table. 仔细一看,原来是握着刀叉在不断地挥舞,练习着她的无影手,真是学以致用的好孩子啊,把平时握笔杆子的能力用在了餐桌上。 Lying trough?! I said that always felt like neglected anything a moment ago, was this only not has the feeling Little Three not to have! 卧槽？！我说刚才总感觉好像忽略了什么,又是这只无存在感的小三无！ The feeling must say anything, in order to avoid treated coldly her, in an instant must taste three no princesses' seven color dark small hot pots, I put one's mouth close to another's ear: „A moment ago where you ran went, how to see you?” 感觉必须说点什么,以免冷落了她,转眼就要品尝三无公主的七彩黑暗小火锅,我附耳过去:“你刚才跑哪去了,怎么没见着你？” Unemotional three do not have the princess, both hands are still maintaining the practice of no shadow, sound air-splitting is unceasing, the light yellow big eye pupil winked winking toward the one side corner, hints her in that. 面无表情的三无公主,双手依然保持着无影手的练习,咻咻咻咻咻咻的破空声不断,亮黄色的大眼眸朝一旁角落眨了眨,示意她就在那。 Although before is the quite common corner however leaves us, drinks the distance of tea is very near in the morning, according to the truth was impossible unable to discover, can only say this meat dumpling hat Little Three did not have not had the feeling a little to be really sharp. 虽然是比较不起眼的角落但是离我们之前喝上午茶的距离却十分近,按道理来说不可能发现不了,只能说这肉包子帽小三无的无存在感实在有点犀利。 „What is making?” I somewhat am immediately vigilant, by my understanding of three no princesses, she safe/without matter will usually not leave the crime scene...... cough cough, I meant that the lively place is so near, but likes peaceful hiding fiddling with some petty actions inside the corner. “在做什么？”我顿时有些警惕,以我对三无公主的了解,她平时无事是不会离案发现场……咳咳,我是说热闹的地方那么近,而是喜欢安安静静的躲在角落里头捣鼓一些小动作。 In knife and fork that in the air waves air-splitting, finally stops, neat graceful was arranged on the table, three have turned around without the princess, unemotional looks up me, then pulls out a paper from the pocket. 在空气中咻咻破空舞动的刀叉,终于停下来,整齐优雅的被重新摆置在餐桌上,三无公主转过身,面无表情的抬头看着我,然后从兜里掏出一张纸。 Hateful, what new inspiration also there is? 可恶,又有什么新的灵感了吗？ I one has seized the paper from her hand, thought like before, above can be some strange story programs, has not thought that was actually a picture. 我一把从她手中夺过纸张,以为像以前那样,上面又会是一些奇怪的故事大纲,没想到却是一幅画。 A style quite warm sketch. 一副画风颇为温馨的素描。 In the picture, everyone revolves to place the fresh flower, the dessert, and small round table of black tea appliance, has the graceful drinking black tea, has the big mouth gobbling up dessert, has be with smile on the face chat, wasn't we enjoyed in the morning the time of tea a moment ago? 画中,大家围绕着摆放了鲜花,点心,以及红茶器具的小圆桌,有优雅的喝红茶,有大口的吞吃点心,有面带笑容的聊天,不就是我们刚才享受上午茶的时光吗？ Naturally, look can only say speciously, obviously this Little Three did not have the recent right of portrait and copyright consciousness strengthened much, naturally, I thought that a bigger possibility was she is afraid is bided one's time for punishment. 当然,相貌方面只能说似是而非,可见这小三无最近的肖像权和版权意识又增强了不少,当然,我觉得更大的可能性是她害怕被秋后算账。 These three do not have the princess, occasionally will also fiddle with the proper work...... to be strange the bastard! 这三无公主,偶尔也会捣鼓出一点正经的作品……才怪呢混蛋！ I meant, if this sketch above person, puts on clothes/armor, that indeed is a very warm refined noble black tea meeting! 我是说,如果这张素描上面的人,都穿着衣服的话,那的确是一副很温馨雅致高尚的红茶会！ 【What ghost!】 【什么鬼啊！】 I get angry stare three not to have the princess, you must be killed by everyone doesn't know? 我怒瞪三无公主,你这是要被大家打死的知道不？ 【Duke Brute does not satisfy species, monotonous role, like this ordinary daily, therefore decides to open one party, wife, sister-in-law, old enemy enemy, personal maidservant, big dragon onee-sama, big dragon loli, elf princess, clever student, perfect!】 【禽兽公爵已经不满足于一种属性,单调角色,这样的普通日常,于是决定开一场哔哔派对,妻子,小姨子,宿敌冤家,贴身侍女,巨龙御姐,巨龙萝莉,精灵公主,乖巧学生,完美！】 Little Three does not have not shown any expression to fluctuate, actually gesticulates, finally gives the thumbs-up, accuracy unmistakable transmitted the meaning, this skill was also invincible. 小三无没有露出任何表情波动,却比手画脚,最后竖起大拇指,准确无误的将意思传达了过来,这技巧也是无敌了。 【I first killed you to be good!】 【我先打死你好了！】 I then discovered, she also drew oneself, moreover did not fear the right infringement, picture nine points nine shapes, this type are worth for energy that little yellow this enterprise devoted to......, I killed this Little Three not! 我这才发现,她把自己也画了进去,而且不怕侵权,画的足足有九分九像,这种为了小黄本事业而献身的精神值得……啊呸,我还是打死这小三无好了！ Well what 【should call? Ok, this time simple, was called Duke Brute a collection was always good.】 【该叫什么好呢？算了,这次简单一点,就叫禽兽公爵的总篇集好了。】 Always collection your younger sister! Asked you to keep a conscience to the industry, not cheating out of money was good the method belt/bring to Dark Continent! Moreover I do not remember this type strangely 【bi】 Always collection recollection!!! 总篇集你妹啊！求你给业界留一点良心,别把骗钱的手段带到暗黑大陆好么！而且我可不记得有这种奇怪的【哔】番总篇集回忆！！！ Besides Valise, Lina and Sarah three. 除维拉丝,琳娅和莎拉三个以外。 But must add on three not to have the princess, Eika Layh, as well as new arrival role Evil Dragon. 哦,还要加上三无公主,艾卡莱伊,以及新登场角色恶龙蕾娜。 Well, wait/etc? 咦,等等？ Perhaps such a wants besides the crystal, Beja and beyond Liz three, really can collect one volume unexpectedly, realized that this I, the shocking knife and fork soon fall from the hand. 这么一想除了水晶,贝雅和莉莉丝三个以外,竟然或许还真能凑一集,意识到这点的我,震惊的刀叉都快要从手中掉落。 【The relieved, essential place has dozen of codes.】 【安心,关键地方有打码。】 Disregards my complaint and shock, three did not have the princess to give an all things OK hand signal. 无视我的怨念和震惊,三无公主又比了一个万事OK的手势。 【Has the Saint light? Perhaps your poor life can also keep one.】 【有圣光吗？或许你的小命还能留一丝。】 I carefully looked at one, but also really has the Saint light to shine, therefore long implored the tone, wiped the forehead sweat, empty. 我又仔细看了一眼,还真有圣光普照,于是长吁口气,擦了擦额头汗水,虚的。 【The high-definition codeless final revision colored hardbound illustration will only appear in the novel, no one could see besides the fool master, therefore be please relieved.】 【高清无码的最终修改彩色精装插图只会出现在小说里,除了笨蛋主人以外谁也看不到,所以请安心。】 【Really I must beat your small buttocks!】 【果然我还是要打烂你的小屁股！】 „What teacher is looking , can I also look?”, Liz makes noise suddenly suddenly, frightened I, tear into shreds the picture on hand instantaneously, the stopper of being able choose the exact way because of flurry makes an effort to swallow down to the mouth. “老师在看什么,我也能看一看吗？”冷不防的,莉莉丝忽然出声,吓的我,瞬间将手上的画撕碎,慌不择路的塞到嘴里用力吞下去。 Presents except for the ignorant stupid crystal, shortly after as well as just knew, has not known outside three no Princess true colors Liz who , knows that at present this steamed stuffed bun hat princess is what way, therefore some Liz are so curious asked, fortunately she is not that taking action first and explaining later character, if bypasses before speech quietly comes to see one, I the moral integrity as teacher must fall to the bottomless trench. 在座除了懵懂愚蠢的水晶,以及刚认识不久,还不知道三无公主的真面目的莉莉丝以外,都知道眼前这包子帽公主殿下是什么路数,所以才有莉莉丝这么好奇一问,还好她不是那种先斩后奏的性格,要是在发话以前悄悄绕过来看一眼,我作为老师的节操就要掉到无底深渊了。 Evil Dragon of being well aware, Beja, throws to despise the vision at this time, as well as warning color Wolf ominous look, but why is I the bastard, this is three no princesses' pots! 心知肚明的恶龙蕾娜,贝雅,此时投来鄙视目光,以及警告色狼的凶巴巴眼神,只是为什么是我啊混蛋,这是三无公主的锅！ Fortunately, the appearance of Valise breaks through to me, but a new war started , the war of named table scene of carnage, although the person is uneven, was short of young spirit best powerful enemy, once is earnest, the battle efficiency is also superior book and my king, but the battlefield is still like a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered clouds, bloody incomparable. 还好,维拉丝的出现给我解了围,但是一场新的战争又开始了,久违的,名为餐桌修罗场的战争,虽然人不齐,少了小幽灵这个数一数二的强敌,以及一旦认真起来,战斗力也是超强的本子娜和吾王,但战场依然是风卷残云,血腥无比。 ...... …… How many days this waited, Lena has no news, making me even more suspect that what huge schemes and tricks it is fiddling with, by this ability of salt fish sword, must prepare such, what I must face is the fearful test? 就这样又等了几天,艾芙丽娜还是没有任何消息,让我越发怀疑它在捣鼓什么天大的阴谋诡计,以这把咸鱼剑的能力,也要准备如此之久,到底我要面对的是何等可怕的考验？ Trembles, trembles. 瑟瑟发抖,瑟瑟发抖。 Other aspects to have the good news, although cannot wait for Aalto Liya who returns to goes far they, but nearby experience pair of child princess and small black coal, to have not had any accident/surprise, several days later came back. 其他方面到是有好消息,虽然没能等回出远门的阿尔托莉雅她们,但是就近历练的双子公主和小黑炭,到是没有出现任何意外,在数日后回来了。 And do not forget, leading them to go out experience Eva and is beautiful, as if there is tacit understanding, the two team comes back on the same day, making my big feeling fate marvelous. 以及别忘了,带领她们外出历练的爱娃儿和萨绮丽,仿佛有着默契,两个队伍在同一天回来,让我大感缘分奇妙。 Afterward knows, originally this two team has met in experience, agrees on the time to come back, thinks experience near the Holy See mountain, but is the small black coal strength is stronger, the experience range was bigger, the probability of meeting was very indeed big. 后来才知道,原来这两个队伍在历练的时候碰过面,约定好了时间回来,想想都是在教廷山附近历练,只不过是小黑炭实力更强,历练的范围更大些,碰面的几率的确很大。 Therefore I was awkward, it is no doubt that was also satirized a fool by Evil Dragon, even the crystal is going against a big water jar, like only the boisterous duck, around randomly calling of main house gate fool pet owner fool pet owner, anxious to stir up trouble. 于是我尴尬了,不用说,又被恶龙蕾娜讽刺了一通笨蛋,连水晶都顶着个大水缸,像只聒噪的鸭子,绕着家门口笨蛋饲主笨蛋饲主的乱叫,唯恐天下不乱。 Looks in daughter's share, temporarily will first not haggle over with her, waits for one to make her enjoy nine vat dragon evolutions. 看在女儿的份上,暂时先不和她计较,等过一会就让她享受久违的九缸龙进化。 „Did father father, think Ruth()?” Probably before is, lived in a home obviously actually treated coldly them, pair of child princess who just came back seemed specially greasy, embraced their exclusive place not to drop one on the left and other on the right. “爸爸爸爸,想西露丝(艾柯露)了吗？”大概是之前明明住在一个家却冷落了她们,刚回来的双子公主显得特别腻人,一左一右搂抱着她们的专属地方不愿意放手。 „Naturally, wants dead my treasure daughter.” The arm was closely being hugged, wants to touch their heads, cannot achieve, has to give up, changes to the mouth. “当然了,想死我的宝贝女儿了。”胳膊被紧紧抱着,想摸摸她们的头,做不到,只好放弃,改用嘴巴。 „experience how? Is also familiar with near the Holy See mountain?” I am concerned visits them, looked that to sitting Eva that drinks water inside the corner silently. “历练怎么样？在教廷山附近还习惯吗？”我关切的看着她们,也看向坐在角落里头默默喝水的爱娃儿。 By pair child princess present strength, in the Hell world was really reluctant, even if were the Holy See mountain of relative security peripheral, had the Eva protection fortunately, otherwise my not possible complying to let their here experience. 以双子公主现在的实力,在地狱世界实在是太勉强了,哪怕是相对安全的教廷山周边,还好有爱娃儿保护,否则我怎么也不可能答应让她们在这里历练。 In addition, regarding pair child princess present concrete level of strength, embarrassed saying that I definitely cannot compare the clarity that Eva knows, since Eva said that can try, stemming from her understanding and trust, I felt relieved that the princesses will give her. 此外,对于双子公主现在的具体实力水平,说来惭愧,我肯定比不上爱娃儿知道的清楚,既然爱娃儿说可以一试,出于对她的了解和信任,我才放心将公主殿下们交给她。 „Time from the beginning is a little reluctant.” “一开始的时候是有点勉强。” „Enemy more than one could not deal with.” “敌人一多就应付不过来了。” „Sees the double-digit above enemies, can only around walking.” “看到两位数以上的敌人,只能绕着走。” „Inside, if has Champion level monster , can only detour.” “里面要是有头目级怪物,也只能绕路。” „It looks like individual powerful point ordinary monster.” “还有像个体实力强大一点的普通怪物。” „Even appears by the number in the units place, does not dare to provoke casually.” “就算以个位数出现,也不敢随便招惹。” Double child princess talked, as before was heart linked to heart, acted in harmony, voice perfect overlapping and linked up, seems listening to the same person to speak, finally, two people with one voice. 双子公主你一言我一语,依旧是心连着心,配合默契,声线完美的重叠与连贯,仿佛在听同一个人说话,最后,两人异口同声。 „Has the Eva teacher patiently guidance fortunately we, how teaches us with slier powerful monster fight, we adapt with great difficulty step by step.” “还好有爱娃儿老师耐心的教导我们,教会我们怎么和更加狡猾强大的怪物战斗,我们好不容易才一步一步适应过来。” „Un, very good, can hear you to speak the truth, rather than shows off power.” Looks at pair of child princess among the facial features to disclose, is maturer, looks like a strength and decisiveness of adventurer, I loved dearly, enclasped them. “嗯,很好,能听到你们说实话,而不是逞强。”瞧着双子公主眉眼之间透露出来的,更加成熟,更加像一名冒险者的坚强和果断,我心疼极了,将她们抱紧。 Is my father does not make every effort to succeed, ends up wants the daughters so to brave dangerous experience diligently, good lovable princess like Ruth, should wear the magnificent clothes, lives inside the grand palace, was served by the servant maidservant in groups, is living the plentiful luxurious life is right...... 都是我这个父亲不争气,才落得要女儿们如此努力的冒着危险历练,像西露丝艾柯露这样善良可爱的公主殿下,是应该穿着华丽的衣裳,住在宏伟的宫殿里头,被成群的仆人侍女伺候,过着丰足奢华的生活才对呀…… ... 。。。