While I am playing that rotten club, like in the game that type of wear split-seat pants that before played stupid most low level half beastman flung, smiled with taking the lead that anything resembled, the greatly stick in the hand, dominated the imposing manner in the world. 正当我玩着那根烂木棒,像以前玩的游戏里面那种穿着开裆裤的最蠢最低级的半兽人似的甩来甩去,笑的跟个啥似的走在前面,大有一棒在手,称霸全球的气势。 Ral was very impolite to walk up, knocked my head, face ill-humored saying. 拉尔很不客气走上前来,敲了敲我的脑袋,一脸没好气的说道。 „Do not think that is gives for nothing your, currently you have weapon, starting today, should attempt to fight, as honorable Class Transferor, the responsibility that we shoulder, should with the glory and respect of obtaining relative, but our responsibility, expel the human Hell’s influence the world.” “你不要以为是白给你的,现在你也有了武器,从今天开始,应该尝试着战斗了,身为一个光荣的转职者,我们所承担的责任,应该与所获得的荣耀和尊敬相对等,而我们的责任,就是将地狱的势力赶出人类的世界。” The Ral look enforces gradually, matches holding one’s head high grandeur again, if exchanges snow white priest robe, in the hand takes this crafty comprehensive work again, really can on these white beard god sticks with shrine compared with the previous ratio. 拉尔的神色渐渐严肃起来,再搭配上副高昂庄严的气势,若是换上一身雪白的牧师袍,手上再拿着本厚黑大全,就真的可以与神殿上的那些白胡子神棍比上一比了。 „Is the drop, Sir.” “是滴,长官。” Reply that the heart unwilling sentiment does not hope, actually I know that this is the reality that I must face sooner or later, by my present Druid status, if dares to say the sound on the avenue: „Yeah, is good to fondly remember in the family/home the flavor of sweet potato, is good to think that good to go home to plant the sweet potato.” Perhaps will really give living despising to these civilians until death. 心不甘情不愿的应答着,其实我知道这是我迟早要面对的现实,以我现在德鲁依的身份,若是敢在大街上说声:“哎,好怀念家里红薯的味道哦,好想好想回家种红薯哦。”恐怕真的会给那些平民们给活生生的鄙视至死。 I have not thought that must face early, thinks my later( thinks legendary) fight life unexpectedly after obtaining only white-tier club was compelled to start by a no good two-faced knight uncle, I wish one could to look for a tofu to kill. 只是我没想到要那么早面对而已,想到我的以后充满传奇(自以为)的战斗人生竟然是从获得区区一根白板木棒后被一个无良腹黑的骑士大叔逼着开始的,我就恨不得找块豆腐撞死。 Naturally, this world should not have tofu thing, therefore rear those words on magnificent becoming invalid. 当然,这个世界应该没有豆腐这种东东,所以最后面那句话就华丽的作废吧。 Then, I was being compelled the first fight that started oneself life, the opponent naturally is preferred Zombie, that slow movement, the slow nerve, really makes his enemy have the security sense, so long as the careful non- bedding bag encloses, is unable to create damage to any Class Transferor, even the civilians meet it, can relaxed fleeing. 就这样,我被逼着开始了自己人生的第一次战斗,对手当然是首选腐尸,那缓慢的动作,迟钝的神经,实在让他的敌人非常之有安全感,只要小心一点不被包围上的话,根本就无法对任何一名转职者造成伤害,甚至连平民遇上它,也能轻松的逃离。 The long time observation did not say that I am clear, front do not look at easy that the Zombie ability habit touched said that the Zombie movement was slow, the movement was also slow, gathering the strength was slower, but one but gathered fully the strength, attack speed of that flash actually absolutely was rapid like the lightning, being probable to describe, hunted like the poisonous snake probably, from extremely static to that feeling of extremely moving. 多日的观察不是说说而已的,我早就将腐尸的能力习性摸的一清二楚了,别看前面说的容易,腐尸的动作是慢,移动也慢,蓄力更慢,但是一但蓄足了力,那一刹那的攻击速度却绝对是迅如闪电,非得要形容的话,大概就是如同毒蛇猎食,从极静到极动的那种感觉吧。 Naturally if there is long-distance attack, that is simply does not have the suspense, but was a pity very much I link the grassroots novice who skill has not learned, in the hand does not have one, even if short bow that the tofu makes, therefore has to carry that white-tier plank, takes Zombie as the center of circle, 10 meters are the radius make the circular motion. 当然如果有远程攻击的话,那是根本没有悬念,但是很可惜我是连一个技能也没学会的草根新手,手上也没有一把哪怕是豆腐做成的短弓,所以只好拎着那根白板木板,以腐尸为圆心,十米为半径做圆周运动。 At this time if must want me the atmosphere exaggeration dignified, I can describe that is a martial arts contest chart of martial arts master, immovability, planned that by the static brake, looks for the opportunity, the preparation is preemptive, both sides are ready to be set off, atmosphere very dignified, the audience tight...... feeds, that side Doug, you leave an appearance of hungry ghost reincarnation to be good, little eats the sliced meat to die together? 此时若是非得要我将气氛渲染的凝重一点的话,那我可以形容成是一副武林高手的比武图,一个不动如山,打算以静制动,一个则寻找机会,准备先发制人,双方一触即发,气氛非常非常的凝重,观众非常非常的紧……喂,那边的道格,你别一副饿鬼投胎的样子好不好,少吃一块肉片会死吗？ After such atmosphere maintained the general quarter of an hour . The audience noticed that is responsible for deducting makes first move and gets control that martial arts world senior actor's pay I, consciousness that slightly do not begin, putting on airs after Zombie transferred for dozen minutes, they are not dry. 这样的气氛维持了大概一刻钟以后。观众们看到负责演绎先发制人那位武林前辈戏份的我,丝毫没有要动手的觉悟,装腔作势的绕着腐尸转了十几分钟以后,他们不干了。 At the same time acts as the people of high skill who Shaolin Wudang Emei of referee sends , entered the play, excuse me, should be not good Paladin and two rice bucket Barbarian, being relentless in nearby loud cough, attempting will be the motherland seedling I will push to the boundless abyss, Doug even exuded the hiss while ate to throw to half of sliced meat the hand. 一边充当裁判的少林武当峨嵋派的高人们,哦,太入戏了,不好意思,应该是一无良圣骑士兼两个饭桶野蛮人,毫不留情的在一旁大声咳嗽,试图将身为祖国幼苗我的推向无边的深渊,道格甚至一边发出嘘声一边将手上吃到一半的肉片扔了过来。 Bastard Doug, your false ruffian fan, I criticizes, if he is the fans in original that world, certainly is causes trouble, was included the blacklist by all field securities that. 混蛋道格,你这个伪痞子球迷,我心里暗骂,若他是原来那个世界里的球迷的话,一定是场场闹事,被所有的球场保安列入黑名单的那种。 Under three people of swift and fierce looks, I of absolutely being able be helped have to raise club, loudly shouts emboldens to oneself, then rushes over toward Zombie earnestly, that stiff step, the full of holes movement, looked nearby three in shake the head at the same time the —— luckily opponent is Zombie, if changes into is agility Fallen, the duck of my appearance perhaps probably fat class/flow oil, elongates overrunning that the neck swaggered to try a blade appearance. 在三人凌厉的眼神下,万般无奈的我只好提起木棒,大喝一声给自己壮壮胆,然后埋头朝腐尸冲了过去,那僵硬的步伐,破绽百出的动作,看的旁边三位在一边直摇头——幸好对手是腐尸,若换成是更为敏捷的沉沦魔,我这副模样恐怕就好像是肥的流油的鸭子,拉长了脖子摇摇摆摆的冲过去给它试刀一个模样。 „Hē.” The first stick hit finally, the life's first stick, why you must visit me with such vision, I very not careful knocks from its back, this is the accident, is accidental/surprised, is not knocking the staggering blow absolutely, the commenting board, I am not such casual person! “哈喝。”第一棒终于打了下去,人生第一棒,为什么你们要用这样的眼光看着我呢,我只是十分不小心的从它的背后敲上去而已,这是事故,是意外,绝对不是在敲闷棍,拍砖板,我不是那样随便的人！ A stick gets down, among Zombie a distracted look, I immediately crawl and rolls , no, should say is prudent in order to withdraws several hundred steps, then vigilant looks at Zombie. 一棒下去,乘腐尸一愣神之间,我立刻连爬带滚,哦,不,应该说是慎重起见的退后几百步,然后警惕的看着腐尸。 „Wu, are you doing? Gets rid of it a bit faster.” Ral was really unable to continue watching, like the commander of royal troop, is scolding own subordinate to the summit * the charge is the same. “吴,你在干什么？快点将它干掉。”拉尔实在看不下去了,如同皇军的指挥官,正呵斥着自己的手下向山顶上的*冲锋一样。 „Ral, attacks its flash in me, I felt that it wants corpse burst.” The dust soil when I look like in the sky to be densely covered bomber aircraft the Communist Party of earth Haoli, the left hand am keeping off nearby is exploding raises, the right hand take the telegraph, going all out to shout to shout „enemy firepower is too fierce, requested that the higher authority supports” general. “拉尔,在我攻击它的一瞬间,我感觉到它要尸暴了。”我则像天空上密布着轰炸机的土壕里的共产党,左手挡着旁边爆炸时掀起的灰尘泥土,右手拿着电报机,拼命扯着嗓子喊道“敌人火力太猛,请求上级支援”一般。 Is careful is observing the Zombie attacked each movement and ensure just that struck has not aroused its hatred and so on thing, then my face discovered anything, with dignified look mouth reckless, after has not been remembering incorrectly words' second pass/test ancient grave mummy who dies, indeed meets the corpse violent toxic gas...... 仔细着观察腐尸被攻击后的每一个动作,确保刚刚那一击没有激起它的仇恨之类的东东,然后我一脸发现了什么般的,用凝重的神色口胡着,没记错的话第二关古墓里的木乃伊死后的确会尸暴毒气的吧…… „Violent your B, your boy gave to castrate you in the words father of being slack in work......” “暴你个B,你小子在消极怠工的话老子把你给阉了……” The swearing that the Ral head azure tendon root *, Paladin refuses does not ask for money to resemble spat. 拉尔头上青筋根根*,连圣骑士严禁的粗口都不要钱似的的吐了出来。 eh~~, seemingly indeed does not spend money...... 呃~~,貌似的确是不用钱的…… Looked that Ral you do not start I to want the shapeshift Zombie going wild appearance, my helpless rushes, had first good experience, has just jumped the tight nerve to relax much, has a look step that Zombie that sways, my secretly thought Laofoye small knocks the leg to you, then with toward its leg joint that on club is relentless sweeps away. 看拉尔一副你再不下手我就要变身腐尸的抓狂模样,我无奈的重新冲了上去,有了第一棒的经验,刚刚一直蹦紧的神经已经放松了不少,看看腐尸那摇晃的步伐,我心里暗道一声老佛爷小的给你敲敲腿,然后操着木棒毫不留情的便往它腿关节上横扫过去。 The goal is good, what a pity the strength is insufficient, only staggers one that Zombie hits, such as the tumbler is then common immediately, the body does sway is also straight, that Zombie with the empty look has turned around toward I looked at one slowly, both hands to shrink, my look concentrates, shouted at heart secretly. 目的是好的,可惜力道不够,只把腐尸打的一个踉跄,便立刻如不倒翁一般,身子摇摇晃晃的又直起来,那腐尸用空洞的眼神转过身朝我看了一眼,双手慢慢的缩回去,我眼神一凝,心里暗叫来了。 As I expected, the next moment, Zombie that glossy dark green nail has passed through I was just standing the place, the good move to grasp the milk dragon claw hand! That speed quick solid scary, if before is I, even judged that its attacking track, does not evade certainly. 果然不出我所料,下一刻,腐尸那油绿的指甲已经穿过我刚刚站着的地方,好一招抓奶龙爪手！那速度快的实在骇人,倘若是以前的我,即使判断出它的攻击轨迹,也铁定躲不过。 However class transfer has become Druid me regarding the present, was a piece of cake, my lazy interest on interest, no, should be stains the clothing 18 to roll, was inappropriate, in brief, was very natural rolled on the ground, the difficulty coefficient and graceful index exceeded the allowed figure seriously, the time of then squatting, had not forgotten convenient club toward that left thigh and right thigh among such a wielded, yeah, critical attack in imagination has not appeared, this was Zombie before death the legendary court eunuch? 不过对于现在已经转职成为德鲁依的我来说,则是小菜一碟了,我一个懒驴打滚,不,应该是沾衣十八滚,也不合适,总而言之,就是十分潇洒的在地上一滚,难度系数和优雅指数都严重超标,然后蹲起来的时候,还不忘记顺手将木棒往那左大腿和右大腿的正中间那么一挥,哎,想像之中的要害攻击并没有出现,难道这腐尸生前是传说中的太监？ After having had experience, matter was simple, actually a lot are not difficult, but few people dare to attempt. 有过一次经验以后,事情就简单了,其实很多事情都不难,只是很少人敢去尝试而已。 Does not use a while, Zombie under I swift and fierce incomparable attack, falls to the ground with a crash, I rush to front immediately, suppresses the nausea to trace under that corpse, at heart praying Boss in any case is also my first killing monsters, to face violent thing anything, artifact does not use, comes several practical and artistic points green dark gold to become casually, if naturally also forwarded as an enclosure additional N skill Wolf more perfect. 不用一会儿,腐尸在我凌厉无比的攻击下,砰然倒地,我立刻冲上前面,强忍着恶心在那具尸体下面摸了摸,心里祈祷着老大好歹也是我第一次杀怪,给点面子暴点东西什么的吧,神器就不用了,随便来几件实用且美观一点的绿色暗金都成,当然如果还附送个加N种技能的狼头就更加完美了。 However heavens as if no to feel my complaint, when I was considering whether digs its rotten belly, looked inside does have is giving shelter to artifact anything the time, Ral went forward to prevent me promptly, saying that a face bemoaned the state of the universe. 不过老天似乎没感受到我的怨念,当我考虑着是否将它那腐烂的肚子刨开,看里面有没有窝藏着神器什么的时候,拉尔及时上前阻止了我,一脸悲天悯人的说道。 „Although this is sin grave monster, but who are we? Bright and glorious, is called honorable Class Transferor! Profanes the du corpse exactly not competent......” “虽然这是一只罪孽深重的怪物,但咱是谁？光明与荣耀,简称光荣的转职者！亵du尸体的活可不能干……” Actually I thought that the Ral implied meaning is: The little rascal you leave silly Luo, in the corpse will not have the equipment drop, you broke to pieces its milling even could not find anything drop, this was experience of innumerable senior person of high skill, back then the uncle I had also tried innumerable ka...... 其实我觉得拉尔的言下之意是:小鬼你就别傻罗,尸体里面是不会有装备滴,你就算把它辗碎了也是找不到任何东西滴,这可是无数前辈高人的经验哇,想当年大叔我也试过无数次咔…… „Good, Wu your talent is indeed uncommon, even slow Zombie, still few people can, when faces for the first time can move out, returns safe and sound, although the forms of combat really make people be hard to accept......” “不错,吴你的天分的确不凡,即使是迟钝的腐尸,也很少人能在第一次面对的时候能够全身而退,毫发无伤的,虽然战斗方式实在让人难以接受……” The Ral look full is complex, on the one hand can see with one's own eyes the birth of talent, made, on the one hand was worried that I continued so dreadful fight style, finally was found out is some Paladin named Ral compels and so on...... 拉尔的眼神满是复杂,一方面能亲眼看到天才的诞生,令一方面又担心我把如此猥琐的战斗风格延续下去,最后被查出是某一位叫拉尔的圣骑士逼出来的云云…… But two Barbarian vision were disclosing some burning hots, wants to compare notes with me evidently. 而两野蛮人的目光则是透露着些许炙热,看样子就想和我切磋切磋了。 „Where words, such matter is very easy to achieve, if because only I am the level 1 rookie give the praise, is unfair to many people, after all the true fight, others will not pay attention to your many levels, is an rookie.” “哪里的话,这样的事情很容易做到,如果只因为我是1级的新人而给予赞扬的话,对很多人都不公平,毕竟真正的战斗,别人是不会理会你多少级,是不是新人的。” Felt that oneself handled a very serious matter probably, my embarrassed flexure scratched the head, specially stressed level 1 and rookie two word, was eliminates Barbarian brothers to want with the thought that I compared notes. 感觉到自己好像做了一件很不得了的事情,我不好意思的挠了挠头,特意将1级和新人两个词加以强调,才算打消野蛮人兄弟想与我切磋的念头。 ...... …… ...... …… In the following several days, Uncle Ral will first go forth to battle to demonstrate each time, then leaves behind some Zombie to make me cope, on the one hand is the love is cherished, makes, on the one hand as if also has corrects me to fight well the plan of style. 接下来的几天里,拉尔大叔每次都会先亲身上阵示范,然后留下一些腐尸让我独自一人对付,一方面是爱才心切,令一方面似乎也有好好纠正一下我战斗风格的打算。 I have not disappointed Ral, from the beginning selects 1 Zombie only, behind arrives at simultaneously single scroll 4 Zombie, my fighting method gradually is also skilled, the style also changes slightly, reluctant transforms from wretched class into the false regular class/flow. 我也没令拉尔失望,从一开始单挑一只腐尸,到后面同时单条四只腐尸,我的打法也渐渐熟练起来,风格也稍微有所改变,勉强的从猥琐流转变为伪正规流。 Why I must give up extremely shameless wretched class then standardizing, wretched class is not legendary fights against odds, gold/metal finger of defeating a superior enemy? 为什么我要放弃极度无耻的猥琐流转而正规化呢,猥琐流不是传说中的以少打多,以弱胜强的金手指吗？ Don't forget, this after all is not the game, wretched class also risky, if you succeeded dreadfully, naturally can get back money, if failed, may want GAMEOVER, I confessed that wretched class has not arrived at the grandmaster rank, cannot like this also while convenient be dreadful my life, although the regular class/flow was quite stodgy, but actually relative was safer. 别忘了,这毕竟不是游戏,猥琐流也是有风险的,你要是猥琐成功了,自然能翻本,但是万一失败,可能就要GAMEOVER了,我自认猥琐流还没有到宗师级别,可不能就这样把我的生命也顺便猥琐了,正规流虽然比较死板,但是却相对的安全一些。 Therefore, I gave up wretched class very wisely, naturally, has not abandoned, in guaranteeing safe situation, occasionally dreadful, can reduce many consumptions. 所以,我十分明智的放弃了猥琐流,当然,并没有抛弃,在确保安全的情况下,偶尔猥琐一下,也是能减少很多消耗的。