RTDTH :: Volume #1

#58: Are you joking?

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Draws to chat two robust men, Jiang Fei yes what's the matter. 把两个壮汉拉起来一聊天,蒋飞才明白怎么回事。 These two robust men are Brother two, is called Brother Xiong's calling Xiong Dazhuang, that muddleheaded calling bear Erzhuang, double perishes from the little parents must pull a younger sister, therefore success bludger. 这两个壮汉是兄弟俩,被称为熊哥的叫熊大壮,那个愣头愣脑的叫熊二壮,从小父母双亡还得拉扯一个妹妹,所以才成了混混。 Bear two strong muddleheaded, therefore supported the brother and sister three people of pressures to fall on the head of Xiong Dazhuang, but this Brother two tall and sturdy, therefore quick made the fame in the bludger, finally occupied the Manda Square underground game room. 熊二壮愣头愣脑的,所以养活兄妹三人的压力就全都落在了熊大壮的头上,不过这兄弟俩人高马大的,所以在混混中很快就打出了名气,最终占据了曼达广场地下的这个游戏厅。 Xiong Dazhuang has not gone to school, but is very fond to listen to storytelling since childhood, what three hero swords, Water Margin, likes listening to this rivers and lakes loyalty novel especially, worships inside heroes, therefore Jiang Fei rescues their Brother one today, waiting for Jiang Fei must leave, these two performed such a! 熊大壮没怎么上过学,但是从小酷爱听书,什么三侠剑啊,水浒传啊,尤其爱听这种江湖义气的小说,崇拜里面的英雄好汉,所以今天蒋飞算是救了他们兄弟一名,等蒋飞要离开的时候,这二位才上演了这么一出！ „A'Fei Young Master, our Brother does not covet life and fear death, is really the younger sister is small, if we died, Little Sister definitely all alone, therefore you rescue our Brother life today, this benevolence our Brother not thinks the report, is willing to follow the young master since then, asking the young master to give shelter!” Xiong Dazhuang wants to follow Jiang Fei wholeheartedly. “阿飞少爷,我们兄弟绝不是贪生怕死,实在是妹妹还小,如果我们死了,小妹肯定无依无靠,所以今天您救我们兄弟一命,这恩情我们兄弟无以为报,愿意从此追随公子,请公子收留！”熊大壮一心想要跟随蒋飞。 „Un!” Bear two strong nod , he although said no on silly, because fell ill not to have money to look in childhood, therefore the brain is not quite miraculous, but he knows that the big brother will not harm him absolutely, therefore Xiong Dazhuang said anything, he follows to nod! “嗯！”熊二壮一点头,他虽然说不上傻,但是因为小时候生病没钱看,所以脑子不太灵光,但是他知道大哥绝对不会害他,所以熊大壮说什么,他都跟着点头！ „shit, do I want both of you to do? go back many do two open mouth to eat meal? How I explained to my parents!” Jiang Fei discovered that this Xiong Dazhuang is also a stubborn donkey, must become the little brother to oneself with all one's heart, how to explain that explained does not pass! “卧槽,我要你们俩干什么啊？回去多两张嘴吃饭啊？我怎么跟我爸妈解释啊！”蒋飞发现这熊大壮也是个犟驴,一门心思非要给自己当小弟,怎么解释都解释不通！ „Young Master, is not two opens mouth, we have a younger sister!” The bear two strong does not know that is really silly or false silly, suddenly emits such a! “少爷,不是两张嘴,我们还有个妹妹！”熊二壮也不知道是真傻还是假傻,突然冒出这么一句！ „Motherf*cker!” Jiang Fei quick was insane! “你妹啊！”蒋飞都快疯了！ „Yes! My younger sister!” Bear two strong very earnest nodded. “是啊！我妹！”熊二壮很认真的点了点头。 „shit, I could not convince with you!” Jiang Fei really did not have idea, turns around walks. “卧槽,我跟你们说不通了！”蒋飞实在是没辙了,掉头就走。 „Bear two, follows!” Xiong Dazhuang looked at Jiang Fei to walk, with, had not forgotten to call the younger brother immediately. “熊二,跟上！”熊大壮一看蒋飞走了,立马就跟了上去,还不忘招呼自己弟弟。 „Motherf*cker, do you follow I to do?” Jiang Fei nearly must go wild at this time! “你妹啊,你们跟着我干什么？”蒋飞此时已经近乎要抓狂了！ „To Oh, my younger sister, Dang ! called her!” The bear two strong turned around, turns around runs! “对哦,还有我妹,我去叫她！”熊二壮一转身,掉头就跑了！ „Damn! Are you God send to plan to play me?” Jiang Fei felt oneself almost must collapse! “我擦！你们是上帝派来打算玩死我的吧？”蒋飞感觉自己几乎都要崩溃了！ „A'Fei Young Master, should not be offended, my younger brother brain a little issue, therefore obedient only listens to the wording meaning......” Xiong Dazhuang to give back to the explanation. “阿飞少爷,您别见怪,我弟弟脑子有点问题,所以听话都是只听字面意思……”熊大壮这边还给解释呢。 „Explained Motherf*cker!” Jiang Fei roared. “解释你妹啊！”蒋飞咆哮道。 „Elder Brother? Who looks for me?” A clear female voice asked. “哥？谁找我？”一个清脆的女声问道。 „Younger sister, this looks for your Jiang Fei Young Master!” The bear two strong effect are sincere, time in an instant own younger sister shouldering, if not know also thinks that this kidnaps the young girl! “妹子,这就是找你的蒋飞少爷！”熊二壮的效率真高,一转眼的功夫就把自己妹妹给扛来了,要是不知道的还以为这是绑架少女呢！ „Well? Who are you?” The young girls two were placed the Jiang Fei front by the bear strongly, puzzled asking. “咦？你是谁啊？”少女被熊二壮放在了蒋飞的面前,一脸疑惑的问道。 „Motherf*cker, you also really have a younger sister!” Jiang Fei thought that today goes out has not read the almanac absolutely! “你妹啊,你还真有个妹啊！”蒋飞觉得今天出门绝对是没看黄历！ „A'Fei Young Master, this is our Little Sisters, called Xiong Nini, this year 15 years old, seeming like you were almost big with Young Master!” Xiong Dazhuang gives back to the introduction. “阿飞少爷,这就是我们小妹,叫熊妮妮,今年十五岁了,看起来和少爷你差不多大呢！”熊大壮这边还给介绍呢。 „little sister, called A'Fei Young Master quickly, from now on he provides our food to eat!” The bear two strong are warm-hearted, does not know that suddenly changed intelligent, before remembering Jiang Fei, providing food that said! “小妹,快叫阿飞少爷,今后他管我们饭吃！”熊二壮更是热心,也不知道是突然变聪明了,还是记住蒋飞之前说的管饭了！ „Well? Do you want to support our three?” Xiong Nini is also not shy, runs up to the Jiang Fei front to look right and left directly, but also extended the small hand to pinch several on the face of Jiang Fei. “咦？你要包养我们三个吗？”熊妮妮也是一点都不怕生,直接跑到蒋飞的面前左看右看,还伸出小手在蒋飞的脸上捏了几下。 „Supports Motherf*cker! Was these two fellows depends on me?!” Jiang Fei goes wild to say. “包养你妹啊！是这两个家伙赖上我了好吗？！”蒋飞抓狂道。 „A'Fei Young Master, the light supports my younger sister is incorrect! We must eat meal!” The bear two said strongly. “阿飞少爷,光包养我妹是不行的！我们也要吃饭！”熊二壮说道。 „A'Fei Young Master, our brother and sister from now on are your person, if you have a liking for my younger sister, that is her good fortune! Only asked you to be many!” Xiong Dazhuang was listens to the knight-errant book to listen completely fascinated, directly own younger sister's marriage taking care of everything. “阿飞少爷啊,我们兄妹今后就是您的人,如果您看上我妹的话,那是她的福气！只求您多多怜惜！”熊大壮完全就是听武侠书听入迷了,直接把自己小妹的婚姻给包办了。 „Hey! Are you two my brother? Does this sell me?” Xiong Nini hid the small feet to stare Xiong Dazhuang and bear two strong said. “喂！你们两个是不是我哥啊？这就把我卖啦？”熊妮妮躲着小脚瞪了熊大壮和熊二壮一眼说道。 „Damn! In three brother and sister is finally normal!” Jiang Fei relaxes secretly. “尼玛！三兄妹里面总算有一个是正常的！”蒋飞暗自松了一口气。 „Little Elder Brother you also good looked that so long as you can be victorious I, being your girlfriend is not cannot Oh!” Jiang Fei just relaxed, Xiong Nini gathers suddenly his side low voice saying. “不过小哥哥你长得也蛮好看的,只要你能打得过我,做你女朋友也不是不可以哦！”蒋飞这边刚松了一口气,熊妮妮突然凑到他身边小声的说道。 „Are you joking?” Jiang Fei felt oneself were really insane! “你们都是逗比嘛？”蒋飞感觉自己真的要疯了！ „Little Elder Brother, I came Oh!” Xiong Nini said one near the Jiang Fei ear prettily. “小哥哥,我来了哦！”熊妮妮在蒋飞耳边娇滴滴的说了一句。 „What?” A Jiang Fei god, noticed girl's powder fist directly soared the eye socket to come! “什么？”蒋飞一个愣神,就看到女孩的粉拳直奔自己眼眶就过来了！ „Motherf*cker!” The Jiang Fei heart said mental illness where this comes? However in the hand does not dare to neglect, body one slanting, evades girl's powder fist, then an under foot wrong step, was separated from the Xiong Nini attack range! “你妹啊！”蒋飞心说这都哪来的神经病啊？不过手上不敢怠慢,身子一斜,躲过女孩儿的粉拳,然后脚下一错步,脱离了熊妮妮的攻击范围！ „Hee hee, has real skill, Little Elder Brother, I a little liked you!” Looked at Jiang Fei to evade own sneak attack, Xiong Nini exuded euphonious laughter, simultaneously proceeding near body, the direct monkey stole the peach! “嘻嘻,有两下子,小哥哥,我有点喜欢你了！”一看蒋飞躲过了自己的偷袭,熊妮妮发出一阵银铃般的笑声,同时往前近身,直接一个猴子偷桃！ „Motherf*cker! Insane girl who where comes?” Jiang Fei frightens again and again retrocedes, Civet boots let Jiang Fei speed and Agility luckily promoted much, otherwise also really by violent treachery! “你妹啊！哪来的疯丫头啊？”蒋飞吓得连连后退,也幸亏灵猫短靴让蒋飞速度和敏捷都提升了不少,要不然还就真遭了毒手！ „ Yes! Yes! Is The bear two strong give back in behind refuels! “是啊！是啊！就是我妹！”熊二壮在后面还给加油呢！ „Damn! Your three determinations do not run from the Spirit specialized hospital?” Jiang Fei roared. “尼玛！你们三个确定不是从精神病院跑出来的吗？”蒋飞咆哮道。 „It is not Oh! I am not the lunatic, my brother bring Hospital Dang ! to make the test!” Bear two strong serious replying. “不是哦！我不是疯子,我哥带我去做过测试的！”熊二壮一本正经的答道。 „Hee hee, Little Elder Brother, do not run!” Here Xiong Nini caught up, making threatening gestures plunged Jiang Fei. “嘻嘻,小哥哥,你别跑！”这边熊妮妮又赶了上来,张牙舞爪的扑向了蒋飞。 „Damn! Do you have not to end?” Jiang Fei is not really willing to be earnest with a girl, therefore unceasing avoidance. “尼玛！你有完没完？”蒋飞实在是不愿意和一个女孩子较真,所以不断的躲避。 „Has not ended!” Xiong Nini plunges Jiang Fei again. “没完！”熊妮妮再次扑向蒋飞。 „Motherf*cker!” Jiang Fei this time really flew into a rage, two may not have again repeatedly over and over, after dodging several times, Jiang Fei decided that selects fiercely to this girl, making her know to know when to stop! “你妹！”蒋飞这次真急眼了,再一再二可没有再三,躲闪了几次之后,蒋飞决定给这丫头点厉害,让她知道适可而止！ „Falls face down to me!” Jiang Fei is sideways, flashed girl's body side using speed and Agility advantage, simultaneously an under foot check, Xiong Nini loses immediately balanced! “给我趴下！”蒋飞一侧身,利用速度和敏捷的优势闪到了女孩儿的身侧,同时脚下一勾,熊妮妮立刻失去了平衡！ „!” Xiong Nini falls down at the same time mouth to send out the scream forward! “啊！”熊妮妮向前扑倒的同时口中发出了尖叫！ „Yeah!” Jiang Fei sighed, the heart said this girl, although was too much, but also being worthwhile made others girl fall to go fall flat on one's face, therefore drew girl's wrist/skill, Xiong Nini that will soon throw down entraining. “哎！”蒋飞叹了口气,心说这丫头虽然有点过分,但是也犯不上让人家一个女孩子摔个狗吃屎,所以一拉女孩的手腕,把即将摔倒的熊妮妮给拽了回来。 In order to avoid this girl sneak attacks again, therefore the Jiang Fei two hands imprison a girl's wrist/skill respectively, fettered her in own bosom. 为了避免这丫头再偷袭,所以蒋飞两只手分别禁锢住女孩的一个手腕,把她束缚在了自己的怀里。 „!” Xiong Nini worked loose, but a girl impossible to be obviously bigger than the Jiang Fei strength, therefore cannot make. “呀！”熊妮妮挣脱了一下,但是一个女孩子显然不可能比蒋飞力气大,所以没能挣动。 „Hey! Was almost OK!” Jiang Fei lowers the head the warning to say. “喂！差不多就可以了啊！”蒋飞低头警告道。 „Un! You are very fierce, starting today you were my boyfriend!” Xiong Nini sudden pad foot, kissed on the cheeks of Jiang Fei. “嗯！你果然很厉害,从今天开始你就是我的男朋友了！”熊妮妮突然一垫脚,在蒋飞的脸颊上亲了一下。
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