RUC :: Volume #1

#26: Relates again


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In the family/home were many two hearing something never heard of before different race tenants, Hao Ren also thinks from the beginning own life quickly thorough earth-shaking, henceforth said goodbye to the few civilian of three meals a day daily necessities to live, on white clothing such as snow round trip like wind, regularly hit a rivers and lakes life with the police officers or the super heroes, result 34 days passed, he discovered the day such: Family's two girls have almost not changed his a wee bit daily rhythm. 家里多了两个闻所未闻的异种族房客,郝仁一开始还以为自己的生活很快就会彻底天翻地覆,从此告别一日三餐柴米油盐的升斗小民生活,过上白衣如雪来去如风,隔三差五就跟武警官兵或者超级英雄打一架的江湖人生,结果三四天过去了,他发现日子还是那样过:家里的两个姑娘几乎没改变他一丁点的日常节奏。 The Lily daily life is this: Sleeps, eats meal, eats meal, eats meal, fights with Vivian, returning to the room writes thing- do not forget this younger sister also to have an setting is a writer is coming. In brief the life of Werewolf miss is also simply meaningful, she is also very content with one's lot. 莉莉每天的生活是这样的:睡觉,吃饭,吃饭,吃饭,和薇薇安打架,回屋写东西-别忘了这妹子还有个设定是个撰稿人来着。总之狼人姑娘的生活简单却又有意义,她自己也挺自得其乐。 But the Vivian daily life is more colorful: Sleeps, eats meal, fights with Lily, goes out looks for the work, loses the work, looks for the work, loses the work, looks for the work, lost the work...... to speak the truth her unlucky Hao Ren even to be unable to continue watching, did three days trade three to work you to dare to believe? Hao Ren surprised looks for the efficiency of work in Vivian at the same time, looks for a job to do in the place that this is unfamiliar with the people and place also looks for one unexpectedly, then on the other hand surprised in this vampire unlucky degree: So far a Vivian work maintains for a long time not for over three hours...... 薇薇安每天的生活则更丰富多彩一些:睡觉,吃饭,和莉莉打架,出门找工作,丢工作,找工作,丢工作,找工作,丢工作……说实话她倒霉的连郝仁都看不下去了,三天换了三份工作你敢信?郝仁一方面惊讶于薇薇安找工作的效率,在这人生地不熟的地方找事做竟然还一找一个准,另一方面则惊讶于这个吸血鬼的倒霉程度:目前为止薇薇安一份工作维持最长时间不超过三小时…… Pitifully Hao Ren has not only witnessed the unlucky experience of that miss with own eyes, saw each time Vivian comes back to know dejectedly she screwed up the matter, how if possible really should have a look at her with the past is to discard the work. 只可惜郝仁也没亲眼见证那姑娘的倒霉经历,每次都是看到薇薇安垂头丧气回来才知道她又把事情搞砸了,如果有机会的话真该跟过去看看她到底是怎么把工作丢掉的。 Two female's superman life are this, has various trough points respectively, but does not go beyond the daily category that Hao Ren is familiar with, Vivian does not have the midnight to fly to look preys on custom that” every day the person blood sucking, Lily will not be crying loudly without tears a throat to moon late at night, then turns into Werewolf to go to the wilderness to catch the rabbit, they live like ordinary human, moreover it is said that they since the birth had been this, when this was greatly disappointed by Hao Ren also a little rejoiced: He does not need to worry that fought against the police officers and super heroes...... 两个女超人的生活就是这样,各有各的槽点,但也不超出郝仁所熟悉的日常范畴,薇薇安并没有每天午夜飞出去找人吸血的“捕食习惯”,莉莉也不会三更半夜对着月亮干嚎一嗓子,然后变成狼人去野地里抓兔子,她们就像普通的人类一样生活,而且据说她们从出生以来就是这样,这让郝仁大失所望之余也有点庆幸:他不用担心跟武警官兵和超级英雄们打架了…… The shadow that days before that strange dream brought seems to have vanished into thin air, except for thinking time will also let in the will of the people a little beside the lump, Hao Ren has put out of one's mind it temporarily, when now he is waiting for that not too normal goddess to come back patiently, simultaneously is familiar in the family/home gradually the daily customs of two new tenants. 前几日那场怪梦所带来的阴影似乎已经烟消云散,除了想起来的时候还会让人心里有点疙瘩之外,郝仁已经把它暂时放在脑后,现在他正耐心等待那个不太正常的女神什么时候回来,同时渐渐熟悉着家里两个新房客的日常习惯。 Lily is busy at work very early in the morning is combing the hair and wash the face the appearance to select the clothes, seeming like must go out, this Werewolf miss sometimes very two, but in the habits and customs is like the ordinary human girl, her who suddenly jumps can frighten except for Roll four feet to be well-grounded immediately beside she is very normal. Hao Ren saw that she puts on energetic goes round and round unable to bear in the living room a little curiously: You go out Ah? 莉莉一大早就在忙活着梳洗打扮挑衣服,看上去是要出门,这个狼人姑娘有时候很二,但生活习惯上却跟普通的人类女孩子一样,除了“”突然跳出来的时候会吓的她立刻四脚着地之外她还是很正常的。郝仁看到她穿得精精神神地在客厅里绕来绕去忍不住有点好奇:“你出门啊? Un, I have a patient to look, Lily on the TV screen is reorganizing own clothes, at the same time parched beans same said, will look like in this city life will be very smooth, writing the thing will also be smooth, renting the house will also be smooth, the first patient will also be smooth......” “嗯的,我有个病人要看,”莉莉就着电视机屏幕上整理着自己的衣服,一边爆豆子一样说道,“在这个城市生活看来会很顺利呐,写东西也顺利,租房子也顺利,第一个病人也顺利……” Vivian is tidying up the housework in side busy, hears word is on the rise curiously: You? Are you a doctor?” 薇薇安正在旁边忙忙活活地收拾家务,闻言好奇地抬起头:“就你?你还是医生?” Hao Ren then remembers Vivian not to know the work of Lily: The latter introduced oneself Vivian not on the scene, but later they lived reluctantly in surely have no interest in understanding together mutually, therefore he pointed at the wolf mother to explain: Lily is the roaming the four corners of the world veterinarian is coming.” 郝仁这才想起薇薇安还不知道莉莉的工作:后者自我介绍的时候薇薇安不在场,而之后俩人勉强生活在一块肯定也没兴趣互相了解一下,于是他指着狼娘代为解释:“莉莉是个游方兽医来着。” The Werewolf younger sister does not know to think of anything, suddenly throws out the chest to Vivian specially proudly, if she turned into the Werewolf shape this time tail to swing the remnant shadow to come: I have the card! The senior veterinarian of more than ten years of medical age, moreover specialized writer, since the Republic of China age gives the declaration to provide the writing, doesn't Zhou Shuren you know? I and he talked and laughed merrily 0 w 0!” 狼人妹子不知想到什么,突然面向薇薇安特别骄傲地一挺胸,如果她变成狼人形态的话这时候尾巴应该已经摇出残影来了:“我可是有证的!十几年医龄的资深兽医,而且还是专业撰稿人,从民国时代就给申报供过稿,周树人你认识不?我和他谈笑风生0w0!” Hao Ren in that research magazine, is also speaking thoughtlessly with Lily a moment ago said two words, from the sofa that the opposite party a few words shook are fallen finally at this time directly: What did you say?!” 郝仁本来正在那研究杂志,刚才也只是随口跟莉莉说了两句话,结果这时候被对方一句话震的直接从沙发上掉下来了:“你说啥?!” I am specialized,” Lily looked at Hao Ren one bewilderedly, as if thought that the latter a little makes much ado about nothing, I in the human society life, am have written the thing maintains livelihood- works as the professional veterinarian or the matter recent years, before also gave the animal to see a doctor, but at that time was not the principal work.” “我专业啊,”莉莉莫名其妙地看了郝仁一眼,似乎觉得后者有点大惊小怪,“我在人类社会生活,一直是写东西维生的-当职业兽医还是近几年的事,之前也给动物看病但那时候不是主业。” I do not mean this,” Hao Ren looks dumbfounded this has been treated as pure fool by oneself, the Werewolf younger sister who therefore does not attach great importance, you said your Republic of China time......” “我不是说这个,”郝仁一愣一愣地看着这个一直被自己当做纯二货,因此不怎么重视的狼人妹子,“你说你民国时候……” To declaration providing the writing- how doesn't a native of Republic of China read a newspaper is?” Lily nods, I had said I had lived...... in any case many years, won't you forget?” “给申报供稿啊-民国人就不看报了是怎么的?”莉莉点点头,“我都说过我已经活了……反正很多年了,你不会忘了吧?” Hao Ren is in consternation speechless, actually finally realizes beyond these people clearly the difference of lifeform and human big, even if this range estimate brain has pit Werewolf at present...... once mentioned itself passing to experience that also to be able the scary somersault! 郝仁愕然无语,终于更加真切地意识到这些人外生物和人类的区别究竟有多大,哪怕是眼前这个目测脑子有坑的狼人……一旦谈起自己过往经历那也能吓人一跟头! Before he truly listened to Lily and Vivian has said the matter about their life story, but is not so initially careful, these remote matter it seems like it was more like the legend story in Hao Ren, but the situation of modern times makes him have no feeling, what now Lily a few words make Hao Ren comprehend in the most direct way finally are the modernity...... 之前他确实听莉莉薇薇安说过一些关于她们人生阅历的事,但当初并没这么上心,那些过于遥远的事情在郝仁看来更像是传说故事,而过于近代的情况则让他没什么感觉,现在莉莉一句话是终于让郝仁以最直接的方式领会什么叫时代感了…… Looks that Hao Ren hears Lily these words to reveal a startled for the first time appearance, Vivian this has the vampire miss of qualifications is very certainly more uncomfortable than Lily, she holds the upper arm to push Lily to, ease several words: Wool does not have the long simultaneous/uniform girl, have you fought against Achilles? Do you trample room Dawei to the moat in? Do you trample Caesar to the moat in? You trample...... Oh Yan Di, I have not trampled, at that time also the outmoded moat came...... the words saying that Yellow Emperor was a talent!” 看着郝仁听到莉莉这几句话就露出一惊一乍的模样,薇薇安这个远比莉莉更有资历的吸血鬼姑娘当然很是不爽,她抱着膀子把莉莉挤到一边去,悠悠然几句话:“毛都没长齐的丫头,你跟阿喀琉斯打过架么?你把屋大维踹到护城河里过么?你把凯撒踹到护城河里过么?你把炎帝踹……,我也没踹过,那时候还不兴护城河来着……话说黄帝是个人才啊!” A Hao Ren deep sigh, the magazine in feeling has been unable to continue watching thoroughly: The present matter obviously has the quality of being worth looking at compared with any magazine! 郝仁一声长叹,感觉手里的杂志已经彻底看不下去了:眼前的事明显比任何杂志都有看头! Lily disdain looked at Vivian one very much: These experiences are effective, do you fight to make money against Achilles? Do you trample the moat to make money room Dawei? Do you trample the moat to make money Caesar?” 莉莉则很是不屑地看了薇薇安一眼:“那些经历管什么用,你跟阿喀琉斯打架能挣钱么?你把屋大维踹下护城河能挣钱么?你把凯撒踹下护城河能挣钱么?” How cannot! Initially I am collect fees!” “怎么不能!当初我都是收费的!” That money?” “那钱呢?” „...... We change a topic.” “……咱换个话题。” Hao Ren scratched the forehead cold sweat, the heart was saying one thing that hears in the living room cannot leak out today absolutely- which words this was casual to suffice the entire world Archaeology trembling more than half a year! How many earthshaking matters had the vampire younger sister of this seemingly waste firewood done in the past? At this moment some are historical how many of human reliable? 郝仁擦着额头冷汗,心说自己今天在客厅里听到的东西绝对不能泄露出去-这随便哪句话都够全世界考古界哆嗦大半年的!这个看似废柴的吸血鬼妹子当年到底干过多少叱咤风云的事儿?事到如今人类的历史又到底有多少是可靠的? The Vivian biggest soft rib is her unlucky good luck in making money, this point, even if 22 Lily can the abdomen complain her two very much black, the vampire young girl is defeated in the place that is unable to refute, feels the interest is waning, has to continue to tidy up the room earnestly: This is she voluntarily requests, Vivian had self-knowledge very much, she fully realized that perhaps by oneself this good luck in making money, did not have the opportunity to return money in a short time, therefore voluntarily requested usually to make the way of housework to charge against the food fee/spent and house rent. 薇薇安最大的软肋就是她那倒霉至极的财运,这一点哪怕是二二的莉莉都可以很腹黑地吐槽她两句,吸血鬼少女在无法反驳的地方被人打败,感觉意兴阑珊,只好继续埋头收拾屋子:这是她主动要求的,薇薇安很有自知之明,她深知以自己这财运,短时间内恐怕是没机会把钱还上了,所以主动要求平常以做家务的方式来冲抵饭费和房租。 Hao Ren has not thought that senior vampire three views are so unexpectedly positive, from the beginning the feeling is a little in reverential awe, was determining later that over and over Vivian truly thinks he is also glad to see him succeed: Used temporarily as please a nanny, this year asked the nanny to be much expensive, particularly this type young attractive, especially easy not to turn into family's mistress carefully, then you must hire the nanny to her again...... Oh, this wants is too many. 郝仁没想到一个资深吸血鬼竟然三观这么正,一开始还感觉有点诚惶诚恐,不过在再三确定薇薇安确实是这么想的之后他也就乐见其成:权当请了个保姆,这年头请保姆多贵啊,尤其是这种年轻漂亮的,特容易不小心变成家里的女主人,然后你还得再给她请保姆……,这就想太多了。 Lily goes out happily, Hao Ren had not asked how with enough time she smooth does oneself this veterinary services in the situation of being unfamiliar with the people and place, but the basic situation he can guess correctly 12: Inquired the situation with the local mole cricket most likely. Over the two days he went out may bump into several this strange Scenes Lily squatted in the roadside seriously chats with the local stray dog, the squatting posture was sometimes exactly the same, just like the sisters...... by the Lily so outstanding talent, she was the veterinarian even to win incessantly on the starting line- this was stands from the beginning the end point...... 莉莉高高兴兴出了门,郝仁也没来得及问她是怎么顺利在人生地不熟的情况下开展自己这兽医工作的,不过基本情况他还是能猜出一二:十有八九是跟当地土狗打听情况。这两天他出门的时候可撞见过几次这种诡异场景-莉莉蹲在路边表情严肃地跟当地流浪狗聊天,有时候蹲姿都一模一样,俨然就是姐俩……以莉莉如此出众的天赋,她当兽医甚至已经不止是赢在起跑线上-她这是从一开始就站到终点了…… But in the Hao Ren preparation continues to study in his hand that already was rubbed quickly rottenly the magazine, urgently presses the cell phone ring tone resounds from nearby sofa arm rest suddenly. 而就在郝仁准备继续研究他手里那本已经快被揉烂了的杂志时,一阵催命般的手机铃声突然从旁边的沙发扶手上响起。 As if has some psychological induction to be the same, flash Hao Ren that the cell phone bell resounds trembles on the whole body, then jumps to leap holds the cell phone, on the screen one line of digits leaps forward the view: 似乎有某种心理感应一般,手机铃响起的一瞬间郝仁就浑身一哆嗦,然后纵身一跃抓住手机,屏幕上一行数字跃入眼帘: Something went wrong [Not Found] That nerve not normal goddess was missing for several days, finally appeared. 那个神经不正常的“女神”失踪了好几天,终于是出现了。
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