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#21: Does not have normally


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Vivian goes to the kitchen to prepare food very makes Hao Ren surprised, after all this miss is vampire, how you look at vampire in movie soap opera to live: The red cloak black formal clothes, 20000 draws castle seaside makes, servant forming a line jewelry full Cang, rests the cosmetology to think that starting from 6 : 00 am every day the one breath lies down 8 : 30 pm, gets out of bed one bottle of 82 years of blood plasmas, then invited room's pack of scoundrels to dance the street dance to 12 : 00 pm( naturally others named dance parties), finally carried one glass of red wines to stand in the balcony is then sleeping to early morning to the moon show package- this was the life of proper vampire, had the connotation low-key luxuriously, but Vivian this went mad because of poverty vampire was not one of them: She not only does not need to depend upon the blood to maintain the life, but can also be able to eat up the boiling noodles that Hao Ren manufactures in a rough way, will also prepare food with the gas-oven of human...... 薇薇安下厨做饭还是挺让郝仁惊讶的,毕竟这位姑娘可是个实打实的吸血鬼,你看电影电视剧里的吸血鬼都怎么生活:红披风黑礼服,20000平的城堡临海造,奴仆成行珠宝满仓,每天从清晨 6 点开始睡美容觉一口气躺到晚上 8 点半,起床来一瓶八二年的血浆,然后邀请满屋子的狐朋狗友跳街舞到晚上12点(当然人家那个叫舞会),最后端着一杯红酒站在阳台上对着月亮骚包到凌晨接着睡觉去-这才是正经吸血鬼的生活,低调奢华有内涵,不过薇薇安这个穷疯了的吸血鬼不在此列:她不但不需要依靠鲜血来维持生命,而且能吃得下郝仁粗制滥造的煮面条,甚至还会用人类的煤气灶做饭…… Only thinks of these enough surprisingly. 光想到这些就足够让人惊讶的了。 But after Vivian realized the meal carries the table, Hao Ren: He surprisedly early. 薇薇安把饭菜端上桌之后郝仁才意识到:他惊讶早了。 The Vivian craftsmanship is actually good, is the dish is very incomprehensible: Has the garlic fragrant eggplant, has the garlic cowpea, has the garlic to mix the fans, the color fragrance is complete, the entire living room flutters thick garlic fragrance, Hao Ren was feeling oneself roam through in the sea of garlic simply, but the fellow who that is known as vampire sits toward the table by, but also convenient threw a petal garlic toward the mouth...... this way of eating is the average people cannot bear! 薇薇安的手艺其实不错,就是菜品挺让人不解:有蒜香茄子,有蒜蓉豆角,有蒜蓉拌粉丝,色香味俱全,整个客厅都飘着一股浓浓的蒜香,郝仁感觉自己简直是在大蒜的海洋里遨游,而那个号称吸血鬼的家伙往桌子旁一坐,还顺手往嘴里扔了一瓣大蒜……这吃法就是普通人都受不了好么! Hao Ren is dumbfounded with Lily, then they look at Vivian neatly, with one voice: „Really are you vampire?!” 郝仁莉莉目瞪口呆,然后俩人齐刷刷地看着薇薇安,异口同声:“你真是吸血鬼?!” Vivian reorganizes the expression immediately seriously, sits respectfully: Please call me Blood Clan, this is a very serious issue......” 薇薇安顿时严肃地整顿表情,正襟危坐:“请叫我血族,这是个很严肃的问题……” At this time you left artificial this good!” Hao Ren said how many three views while equals some also to need to reconstruct at heart, attracts...... Blood Clan not to fear the garlic? Your this simply garlic, when the food ate!” “这时候你就别矫情这个了好么!”郝仁一边说一边心里合计着自己到底还有多少三观需要重建,“难道吸……血族是不怕大蒜的?你这简直是把大蒜当饭吃了吧!” Vivian lowers the head to have a look at the vegetable/dish on table, this is suddenly enlighted: Oh, you said that this- ordinary Blood Clan truly does not like this, low level vampire will also fall ill because of the smell of garlic, but I do not know that what's the matter...... I did not fear in any case. Life most difficult time eats meal continually normally is the issues, but also is fastidious about anything to be delicious.” 薇薇安低头看看桌上的菜,这才恍然大悟:“,你说这个啊-普通血族确实不怎么喜欢这个,低级吸血鬼还会因为大蒜的气味而生病,但我也不知道怎么回事……反正我是不怕。生活最艰难的时候连正常吃饭都是问题,还讲究什么好吃不好吃啊。” Hao Ren stares dumbfounded, later feels the nose: I have wanted to ask, how your solemn does attract...... Blood Clan to become this poorly?” 郝仁瞠目结舌,随后摸着鼻子:“我一直想问了,你堂堂一个吸……血族怎么穷成这样?” How would I know? The good luck in making money since the record has not felt better in any case, without currency time loses the thing, with shell, when currency throws the shell, the metal currency time throws the coin, now starting from throws the bill, looking for the work was also difficult, does business also difficultly, set firm resolve in the past, when the unprincipled person snatched one **, looked finally she felt sorry for me also to give instead of taking to others six pounds......” Vivian spreads out the hand, the whole face was a lot of years has bad luck the later accepting fate look, but was saying was saying she remembered revealed the proud appearance that suddenly anything resembled, started to try to find out on the body, pulled out one in the moment shiningly to the silver light. Bracelet: Actually I am a little good thing, you look at this, I poorest time does not hate to take away to change money, this is several hundred years ago I found in an Egyptian small village, the pure silver bracelet, wears on the arm can exorcise evil spirits......” “我哪知道?反正从记事以来财运就没好过,没有货币的时候就丢东西,用贝壳当货币的时候就丢贝壳,金属货币的时候就丢硬币,现在开始丢钞票,找工作也困难,做生意也困难,当年下定决心当坏人去抢了一个**,结果看她可怜我还倒贴给人家六英镑……”薇薇安摊开手,满脸都是千百年倒霉之后的认命神色,但说着说着她突然想起什么似的露出了自豪模样,开始在身上摸索起来,没过片刻就掏出一对银光灿灿的臂环:“其实我还是有点好东西的,你看这个,我最穷的时候都不舍得拿去换钱,这是几百年前我在埃及一个小村子里找到的,纯银臂环,戴在胳膊上能辟邪……” Hao Ren: „......” 郝仁:“……” Vivian entrains a small chain from the collar, on the chain is hanging a cross: This gets so far as near Vatican, for sometime I live in Europe, the wallet made one steal, the work lost, the lived place also caught fire, penniless nowhere took shelter, has to go to the church to do odd jobs to live hand to mouth to eat, because the hands and feet was diligent, the father gave my such cross, it is said was the Pope has blessed personally, can exorcise evil spirits Oh ~ ~ 薇薇安又从领子里拽出一根小链子,链子上挂着个十字架:“这个是在梵蒂冈附近弄到的,有一段时间我在欧洲生活,钱包让人偷了,工作丢了,住的地方还失火,身无分文无处容身,只好去教堂里打杂混饭吃,因为手脚勤快,神父就给了我这么个十字架,据说是教皇亲自祝福过的,能辟邪~~” This, this wood/blockhead is the a few years ago went to Wutaishan the time gets so far as, an old taoist priest delivered, can exorcise evil spirits Oh!” “还有这个,这块木头是前些年去五台山的时候弄到的,一个老道士送的,可以辟邪!” This charm amulet, several hundred years ago gets so far as from one group of Viking there, I helped them select slightly busy. This charm amulet may be effective, wears can exorcise evil spirits Oh on the body!” “还有这个护身符,好几百年前从一伙维京人那里弄到的,我帮了他们点小忙。这个护身符可灵验啦,戴在身上可以辟邪!” In brief I summarize a rule, that will be I have money definitely to lose, but since human will have the currency, will bring the thing not to lose...... this along certainly is the big universe will mistake!” “总之我总结出一个规律,那就是我带钱肯定会丢,但自从人类有货币之后,随身带东西就不会丢了……这一定是大宇宙意志的错!” Hao Ren puts down the bowl silently, makes an effort to pinch the thigh one to confirm oneself have not had a dream, this is staring to look to Vivian: To repeat, are you really vampire?!” 郝仁默默把碗放下,使劲掐自己大腿一把确认自己没有做梦,这才瞪着眼睛看向薇薇安:“再重复一遍,你真的是个吸血鬼?!” Had said how many times are not vampire, should call my blood...... to consider as finished, human messes up this in any case frequently,” Vivian quite beckons with the hand magnanimously, why Landlord can you intertwine this?” “说过多少次了不是吸血鬼,应该叫我血……嘛算了,反正人类经常搞混这个,”薇薇安颇为大度地一摆手,“房东你为什么要纠结这个?” Hao Ren three observe entirely to break to look that at present this hangs various types of Buddhist musical instruments( words saying before , she wears a frail black one-piece dress, which did so many things hide?) vampire, thought that the heart disease was about to violate: „Do you also exorcise evil spirits?! Yourself are evil good! Your this thing enough killed many vampire!” 郝仁三观俱碎地看着眼前这位将各种法器挂了一身(话说之前她就穿着一件单薄的黑色连衣裙,这么多东西都藏哪了?)的“吸血鬼”,觉得心脏病都快犯了:“你还辟邪?!你自己就是个‘邪’好吧!你这一身东西够弄死多少吸血鬼了!” I do not know what's the matter,” Vivian is righteous, I did not fear these things from a birth in any case! Moreover wears these things to could scatter my mildew to transport- could not scatter the mildew to transport can also embolden.” “我不知道怎么回事啊,”薇薇安理直气壮,“反正我从一出生就不怕这些东西!而且戴着这些东西说不定能驱散我的霉运呢-驱散不了霉运也能壮壮胆子嘛。” Lily same finished eating the thing in bowl with the puppy fast, this raised the head to mumble one: As vampire, hung a cross charm amulet to embolden to oneself, really lost face.” 莉莉跟小狗一样飞快地把碗里的东西吃完,这才抬起头嘟囔了一句:“作为一个吸血鬼,挂了一身十字架护身符给自己壮胆,真丢人。” This fool is not unexpectedly surprised! The angle that she pays attention to also really has the person characteristics...... 这个二货竟然一点都不惊讶!她关注的角度还真有个人特色…… In brief a dinner finished eating in the strange atmosphere, Hao Ren knew one of the own not normal tenants: Vivian. This is not only poor and pedantic vampire, but also is does not fear the garlic, does not fear the silverware, does not fear the cross, vampire that even various global types of exorcising evil spirits Buddhist musical instruments do not fear, this mysterious lifeform even also hung at least six jin (0.5 kg) charm amulet to try to reverse own mildew on the body specially to transport- you listen to this classifier! Jin! From this you can think on this fellow to hold fragmentarily many...... 总之一顿晚饭就在诡异的气氛中吃完了,郝仁重新认识了自己的不正常房客之一:薇薇安。这不但是个穷酸的吸血鬼,而且还是个不怕大蒜,不怕银器,不怕十字架,甚至全球各种辟邪法器都不怕的吸血鬼,这个神奇的生物甚至还专门在身上挂了至少六斤护身符来试图扭转自己的霉运-你听听这个量词!斤!由此你就可以想到这家伙身上到底揣着多少零碎了…… After finishing eating the food , the people had the respective matter to do, temporarily this crowds together ** combination welcomed in the true sense first day peace daily( before , either created a disturbance, either Hao Ren not at home). Human Landlord( also possibly is the Space - Time Administrative Bureau staff), vampire that two squish Werewolf, quick dies poorly, was unable forgot one to call Roll the black and white kitten, Hao Ren think to feel that this room inhabitant can collect in together is a miracle. 吃完饭之后众人都有各自的事情要做,这个临时凑在一起的“**组合”迎来了真正意义上的第一天和平日常(之前要么打打闹闹,要么郝仁没在家)。一个人类房东(还可能是时空管理局员工),一个二啦吧唧的狼人,一个快穷死的吸血鬼,还不能忘了一只叫“”的黑白小猫,郝仁自己想想都感觉这一屋子住户能凑在一块都是个奇迹。 Now Lily is squatting in the living room watches the television, right, squats in the living room watches the television, the posture is similar to the puppy, moreover side is also squatting Roll, they with sisters. That fool Werewolf was a little familiar with this cat evidently finally, although she was a little trembling, so long as Roll has sound Lily to hurry to change the stage slightly respectfully, but same has not at least fled to hide to the sofa behind with yesterday. 现在莉莉正蹲在客厅看电视,没错,就是蹲在客厅看电视,姿势跟小狗差不多,而且旁边还蹲着“”,俩人跟姐妹似的。看样子那个二货狼人终于有点习惯这只猫了,尽管她还是有点战战兢兢,而且只要“”稍有动静莉莉就会毕恭毕敬地赶紧换台,不过至少没跟昨天一样窜到沙发背后藏起来。 The Vivian spirit incomparably takes a stroll: Travels by night the lifeform as one, the biological clock of Vivian sets after Sun starts actively, she decided that flies to go to the urban district to have a look, hopes that can find a work...... Hao Ren a little to understand slightly this vampire why so poor, moreover could not find to work, her his will adjust biological clock dead Ah? to go out slightly late at night looks to work this is the brain has the pit? 薇薇安则精神无比地出去散步:作为一个夜行生物,薇薇安的生物钟是从太阳落山之后开始活跃的,她决定飞去市区看看,希望能找到一份工作……郝仁稍微有点理解这个吸血鬼为什么这么穷而且找不到工作了,她丫的稍微调整一下生物钟会死啊?三更半夜出门找工作这是脑子有坑么? Waited for Vivian to change to a giant bat to integrate the dim light of night, Hao Ren also carries the deck chair to arrive in outside open area. Here sparsely inhabited, brought is the exceptionally peaceful environment, in front of the small block of flats has very big stretch of open area, until now no one takes, therefore also tacitly approves Hao Ren now territory, the dinner later Hao Ren decision according to being familiar with here blows the cool breeze, ponders the life under the static curtain of night, this environment may in the air conditioning health compared with room be many. 薇薇安化作一只巨大的蝙蝠融入夜色,郝仁也扛着躺椅来到了外面的空地上。这里人烟稀少,带来的就是异常安静的环境,小公寓楼前面有很大一片空地,至今无人占用所以现在也就默认成了郝仁的“领地”,晚饭之后郝仁决定按习惯来这里吹吹凉风,在静静的夜幕下思考思考人生,这环境可比屋里的空调健康多了。 Naturally the main reason is he really does not want to be together with Lily alone too for a long time, feared that the intelligence quotient...... that fool Werewolf was only looking the dog grain advertisement you do dare to believe? Hao Ren felt, even if hide in the bedroom is away from a wall to suction 1/3 intelligence! 当然更主要的原因是他实在不想跟莉莉单独相处太久,怕掉智商……那只二货狼人正在看狗粮广告你敢信?郝仁觉得哪怕自己躲在卧室里隔着一层墙都得被吸走三分之一的智力! The summer night of northern city is cool than the south, Hao Ren launches the deck chair to lie down in the place that oneself usually enjoy the cool air, listening to the remote sounds of people insect to call to mix indistinctly in together, had some feelings of weariness gradually. 北方城市的夏夜远比南方凉爽,郝仁在自己平常乘凉的地方展开躺椅躺着,听着遥远的人声虫鸣隐隐约约混合在一起,渐渐有了些倦意。 During half dream partly awakes, he as if felt that has unusual light breeze to stroke the cheeks. 在半梦半醒之中,他似乎感觉到有一阵不同寻常的轻风拂过脸颊。 This gust is fresh, but slightly cool, completely in that without the modern city the unpolished rice feeling by the human activities being brought, this gust makes Hao Ren that almost must fall asleep sober all of a sudden, he sits up body suddenly- then the deck chair drew to give to clamp him directly. 这阵风清新而微凉,完全没有现代城市里那种由人类活动带来的粗粝感,这阵风让几乎要睡着的郝仁一下子清醒过来,他猛然坐起身子-然后躺椅直接收拢就把他给夹起来了。 But he had seen periphery the strange situation. 但他已经看到了周围诡异的情况。
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