Viviangoes to the kitchento prepare foodverymakesHao Rensurprised, after allthismissisvampire, howyoulook atvampire in moviesoap operato live: The redcloakblackformal clothes, 20000 drawscastleseasidemakes, servantforming a linejewelryfullCang, rests the cosmetologyto think that starting from6 : 00 amevery day the one breathlies down8 : 30 pm, gets out of bedonebottle of 82years of blood plasmas, theninvitedroom'spack of scoundrelsto dance the street danceto12 : 00 pm( naturallyothersnameddance parties), finallycarriedoneglass of red winesto standin the balconyis then sleepingtoearly morningto the moonshowpackage- thiswas the life of propervampire, had the connotationlow-keyluxuriously, butVivianthiswent mad because of povertyvampirewas not one of them: Shenot onlydoes not needto depend upon the bloodto maintain the life, but can also be able to eat up the boilingnoodles that Hao Renmanufactures in a rough way, will also prepare foodwith the gas-oven of human......薇薇安下厨做饭还是挺让郝仁惊讶的,毕竟这位姑娘可是个实打实的吸血鬼,你看电影电视剧里的吸血鬼都怎么生活:红披风黑礼服,20000平的城堡临海造,奴仆成行珠宝满仓,每天从清晨 6 点开始睡美容觉一口气躺到晚上 8 点半,起床来一瓶八二年的血浆,然后邀请满屋子的狐朋狗友跳街舞到晚上12点(当然人家那个叫舞会),最后端着一杯红酒站在阳台上对着月亮骚包到凌晨接着睡觉去-这才是正经吸血鬼的生活,低调奢华有内涵,不过薇薇安这个穷疯了的吸血鬼不在此列:她不但不需要依靠鲜血来维持生命,而且能吃得下郝仁粗制滥造的煮面条,甚至还会用人类的煤气灶做饭……Onlythinks oftheseenoughsurprisingly.
光想到这些就足够让人惊讶的了。But after Vivianrealized the mealcarries the table, Hao Ren: Hesurprisedlyearly.
但薇薇安把饭菜端上桌之后郝仁才意识到:他惊讶早了。
The Viviancraftsmanshipis actually good, is the dish is very incomprehensible: Has the garlicfragranteggplant, has the garliccowpea, has the garlicto mix the fans, the colorfragranceis complete, the entireliving roomfluttersthickgarlicfragrance, Hao Renwas feelingoneselfroam throughin the sea of garlicsimply, but the fellow who thatis known asvampiresitstoward the tableby, but alsoconvenientthrew a petalgarlictoward the mouth...... thisway of eatingis the average peoplecannot bear!薇薇安的手艺其实不错,就是菜品挺让人不解:有蒜香茄子,有蒜蓉豆角,有蒜蓉拌粉丝,色香味俱全,整个客厅都飘着一股浓浓的蒜香,郝仁感觉自己简直是在大蒜的海洋里遨游,而那个号称吸血鬼的家伙往桌子旁一坐,还顺手往嘴里扔了一瓣大蒜……这吃法就是普通人都受不了好么!Hao Renis dumbfoundedwithLily, thentheylook atVivianneatly, with one voice: „Really are youvampire?!”郝仁跟莉莉目瞪口呆,然后俩人齐刷刷地看着薇薇安,异口同声:“你真是吸血鬼?!”Vivianreorganizes the expressionimmediatelyseriously, sits respectfully: „PleasecallmeBlood Clan, thisis a veryseriousissue......”薇薇安顿时严肃地整顿表情,正襟危坐:“请叫我血族,这是个很严肃的问题……”„At this timeyouleftartificialthisgood!”Hao Rensaid how manythreeviewswhileequalssomealsoto needto reconstructat heart, „attracts...... Blood Clannot to fear the garlic? Yourthissimplygarlic, when the foodate!”
“这时候你就别矫情这个了好么!”郝仁一边说一边心里合计着自己到底还有多少三观需要重建,“难道吸……血族是不怕大蒜的?你这简直是把大蒜当饭吃了吧!”Vivianlowers the headto have a look at the vegetable/dish on table, thisis suddenly enlighted: „Oh, yousaid that this- ordinaryBlood Clantrulydoes not likethis, low levelvampirewill also fall illbecause of the smell of garlic, butIdo not know that what's the matter...... Idid not fearin any case. Lifemost difficulttimeeats mealcontinuallynormallyis the issues, but also is fastidious aboutanythingto be delicious.”薇薇安低头看看桌上的菜,这才恍然大悟:“哦,你说这个啊-普通血族确实不怎么喜欢这个,低级吸血鬼还会因为大蒜的气味而生病,但我也不知道怎么回事……反正我是不怕。生活最艰难的时候连正常吃饭都是问题,还讲究什么好吃不好吃啊。”Hao Renstares dumbfounded, laterfeels the nose: „Ihave wantedto ask, howyoursolemn does attract...... Blood Clanto becomethispoorly?”郝仁瞠目结舌,随后摸着鼻子:“我一直想问了,你堂堂一个吸……血族怎么穷成这样?”„How would I know? The good luck in making moneysince the recordhas not felt betterin any case, withoutcurrencytimeloses the thing, withshell, whencurrencythrows the shell, the metal currencytimethrows the coin, nowstarting fromthrows the bill, looking for the workwas also difficult, does businessalsodifficultly, set firm resolvein the past, when the unprincipled personsnatchedone**, lookedfinallyshefelt sorry formealsoto give instead of takingtootherssixpounds......”Vivianspreads out the hand, the whole facewasa lot ofyearshas bad luck the lateraccepting fatelook, butwas sayingwas sayingsherememberedrevealed the proudappearance that suddenlyanythingresembled, startedto try to find outon the body,pulled outonein the momentshininglyto the silverlight. Bracelet: „ActuallyIam a littlegoodthing, youlook atthis, Ipooresttimedoes not hateto take awayto change money, thisisseveral hundredyears ago Ifoundin an Egyptiansmallvillage, the pure silverbracelet, wearson the armcanexorcise evil spirits......”
“我哪知道?反正从记事以来财运就没好过,没有货币的时候就丢东西,用贝壳当货币的时候就丢贝壳,金属货币的时候就丢硬币,现在开始丢钞票,找工作也困难,做生意也困难,当年下定决心当坏人去抢了一个**,结果看她可怜我还倒贴给人家六英镑……”薇薇安摊开手,满脸都是千百年倒霉之后的认命神色,但说着说着她突然想起什么似的露出了自豪模样,开始在身上摸索起来,没过片刻就掏出一对银光灿灿的臂环:“其实我还是有点好东西的,你看这个,我最穷的时候都不舍得拿去换钱,这是几百年前我在埃及一个小村子里找到的,纯银臂环,戴在胳膊上能辟邪……”Hao Ren: „......”郝仁:“……”Vivianentrains a smallchainfrom the collar, on the chainis hanging a cross: „Thisgets so far asnearVatican, for sometimeIliveinEurope, the wallet made one steal, the worklost, the livedplacealsocaught fire, pennilessnowheretook shelter, hasto go to the churchto do odd jobsto live hand to mouthto eat, because the hands and feetwas diligent, the fathergavemysuchcross, it is saidwas the Popehas blessedpersonally, canexorcise evil spiritsOh~ ~”薇薇安又从领子里拽出一根小链子,链子上挂着个十字架:“这个是在梵蒂冈附近弄到的,有一段时间我在欧洲生活,钱包让人偷了,工作丢了,住的地方还失火,身无分文无处容身,只好去教堂里打杂混饭吃,因为手脚勤快,神父就给了我这么个十字架,据说是教皇亲自祝福过的,能辟邪哦~~”„This, thiswood/blockheadis the a few years agowent toWutaishan the timegets so far as, an oldtaoist priestdelivered, canexorcise evil spiritsOh!”
“还有这个,这块木头是前些年去五台山的时候弄到的,一个老道士送的,可以辟邪哦!”„Thischarm amulet, several hundredyears ago gets so far asfromonegroup of Vikingthere, Ihelpedthemselectslightlybusy. Thischarm amuletmaybe effective, wearscanexorcise evil spiritsOhon the body!”
“还有这个护身符,好几百年前从一伙维京人那里弄到的,我帮了他们点小忙。这个护身符可灵验啦,戴在身上可以辟邪哦!”„In briefIsummarize a rule, thatwill be I have moneydefinitelyto lose, but since humanwill have the currency, will bring the thingnot to lose...... thisalongcertainlyis the biguniversewillmistake!”
“总之我总结出一个规律,那就是我带钱肯定会丢,但自从人类有货币之后,随身带东西就不会丢了……这一定是大宇宙意志的错!”Hao Renputs down the bowlsilently, makes an effortto pinch the thighoneto confirmoneselfhave not had a dream, thisis staringto looktoVivian: „To repeat, are youreallyvampire?!”郝仁默默把碗放下,使劲掐自己大腿一把确认自己没有做梦,这才瞪着眼睛看向薇薇安:“再重复一遍,你真的是个吸血鬼?!”„Had saidhow manytimesare notvampire, shouldcallmyblood...... to consider as finished, humanmesses upthisin any casefrequently,”Vivianquitebeckons with the handmagnanimously, „whyLandlord can youintertwinethis?”
“说过多少次了不是吸血鬼,应该叫我血……嘛算了,反正人类经常搞混这个,”薇薇安颇为大度地一摆手,“房东你为什么要纠结这个?”Hao Renthreeobserveentirelyto breakto look that at presentthishangsvarioustypes of Buddhist musical instruments( words saying before , shewears a frailblackone-piece dress, which did so manythingshide?) „vampire”, thought that the heart diseasewas aboutto violate: „Do youalsoexorcise evil spirits?! Yourselfare‚evil’good! Yourthisthingenoughkilledmanyvampire!”郝仁三观俱碎地看着眼前这位将各种法器挂了一身(话说之前她就穿着一件单薄的黑色连衣裙,这么多东西都藏哪了?)的“吸血鬼”,觉得心脏病都快犯了:“你还辟邪?!你自己就是个‘邪’好吧!你这一身东西够弄死多少吸血鬼了!”„Ido not knowwhat's the matter,”Vivianis righteous, „Idid not fearthesethingsfrom a birthin any case! Moreoverwearsthesethingsto couldscattermymildewto transport- could not scatter the mildewto transport can also embolden.”
“我不知道怎么回事啊,”薇薇安理直气壮,“反正我从一出生就不怕这些东西!而且戴着这些东西说不定能驱散我的霉运呢-驱散不了霉运也能壮壮胆子嘛。”Lilysamefinished eating the thing in bowlwith the puppyfast, thisraised the headto mumbleone: „Asvampire, hung a crosscharm amuletto emboldentooneself, reallylost face.”莉莉跟小狗一样飞快地把碗里的东西吃完,这才抬起头嘟囔了一句:“作为一个吸血鬼,挂了一身十字架护身符给自己壮胆,真丢人。”Thisfoolis not unexpectedly surprised! The angle that shepays attention toalsoreallyhas the personcharacteristics......
这个二货竟然一点都不惊讶!她关注的角度还真有个人特色……In brief a dinnerfinished eatingin the strangeatmosphere, Hao Renknew one of the own not normaltenants: Vivian. This is not only poor and pedanticvampire, but also is does not fear the garlic, does not fear the silverware, does not fear the cross, vampire that evenvariousglobaltypes of exorcising evil spiritsBuddhist musical instrumentsdo not fear, thismysteriouslifeformevenalsohung at leastsixjin (0.5 kg)charm amuletto tryto reverseownmildewon the bodyspeciallyto transport- youlisten tothisclassifier! Jin! From thisyoucanthink on thisfellowto holdfragmentarilymany......
总之一顿晚饭就在诡异的气氛中吃完了,郝仁重新认识了自己的不正常房客之一:薇薇安。这不但是个穷酸的吸血鬼,而且还是个不怕大蒜,不怕银器,不怕十字架,甚至全球各种辟邪法器都不怕的吸血鬼,这个神奇的生物甚至还专门在身上挂了至少六斤护身符来试图扭转自己的霉运-你听听这个量词!斤!由此你就可以想到这家伙身上到底揣着多少零碎了……
After finishing eating the food , the peoplehad the respectivematter to do, temporarilythiscrowds together„**combination”welcomedin the true sensefirstdaypeacedaily( before , eithercreated a disturbance, eitherHao Rennotathome). HumanLandlord( alsopossiblyis the Space - Time Administrative Bureaustaff), vampire that twosquishWerewolf, quickdiespoorly, was unable forgotoneto call„Roll” the black and whitekitten, Hao Renthinkto feel that thisroominhabitantcancollectintogetheris a miracle.
吃完饭之后众人都有各自的事情要做,这个临时凑在一起的“**组合”迎来了真正意义上的第一天和平日常(之前要么打打闹闹,要么郝仁没在家)。一个人类房东(还可能是时空管理局员工),一个二啦吧唧的狼人,一个快穷死的吸血鬼,还不能忘了一只叫“滚”的黑白小猫,郝仁自己想想都感觉这一屋子住户能凑在一块都是个奇迹。NowLilyis squattingin the living roomwatches the television, right, squatsin the living roomwatches the television, the postureis similar to the puppy, moreoverside is also squatting„Roll”, theywithsisters. ThatfoolWerewolf was a little familiar withthiscatevidentlyfinally, althoughshewasa littletrembling, so long as„Roll”hassoundLilyto hurryto change the stageslightlyrespectfully, butsamehas not at least fledto hideto the sofabehindwithyesterday.
现在莉莉正蹲在客厅看电视,没错,就是蹲在客厅看电视,姿势跟小狗差不多,而且旁边还蹲着“滚”,俩人跟姐妹似的。看样子那个二货狼人终于有点习惯这只猫了,尽管她还是有点战战兢兢,而且只要“滚”稍有动静莉莉就会毕恭毕敬地赶紧换台,不过至少没跟昨天一样窜到沙发背后藏起来。
The Vivianspiritincomparablytakes a stroll: Travels by night the lifeformasone, the biological clock of ViviansetsafterSunstartsactively, shedecided that fliesto go to the urban districtto have a look, hopes that canfind a work...... Hao Rena littleto understandslightlythisvampire why so poor, moreovercould not findto work, herhiswill adjustbiological clockdeadAh?to go outslightlylate at nightlooksto workthisis the brainhas the pit?薇薇安则精神无比地出去散步:作为一个夜行生物,薇薇安的生物钟是从太阳落山之后开始活跃的,她决定飞去市区看看,希望能找到一份工作……郝仁稍微有点理解这个吸血鬼为什么这么穷而且找不到工作了,她丫的稍微调整一下生物钟会死啊?三更半夜出门找工作这是脑子有坑么?Waited forVivianto change to a giantbatto integrate the dim light of night, Hao Renalsocarries the deck chairto arrive in outsideopen area. Heresparsely inhabited, broughtis the exceptionallypeacefulenvironment, in front of the smallblock of flatshas very bigstretch of open area, until nowno onetakes, thereforealsotacitly approvesHao Rennow„territory”, the dinnerlaterHao Rendecisionaccording tobeing familiar withhereblows the cool breeze, ponders the lifeunder the staticcurtain of night, thisenvironmentmayin the air conditioninghealthcompared withroombe many.
等薇薇安化作一只巨大的蝙蝠融入夜色,郝仁也扛着躺椅来到了外面的空地上。这里人烟稀少,带来的就是异常安静的环境,小公寓楼前面有很大一片空地,至今无人占用所以现在也就默认成了郝仁的“领地”,晚饭之后郝仁决定按习惯来这里吹吹凉风,在静静的夜幕下思考思考人生,这环境可比屋里的空调健康多了。Naturally the mainreasonishereallydoes not wantto be togetherwithLilyalonetoofor a long time, feared that the intelligence quotient...... thatfoolWerewolfwas only looking the doggrainadvertisementyoudo dareto believe? Hao Renfelt, even ifhidein the bedroomis away from a wall to suction1/3intelligence!
当然更主要的原因是他实在不想跟莉莉单独相处太久,怕掉智商……那只二货狼人正在看狗粮广告你敢信?郝仁觉得哪怕自己躲在卧室里隔着一层墙都得被吸走三分之一的智力!
The summer night of northerncityis cool than the south, Hao Renlaunches the deck chairto lie downin the place that oneselfusuallyenjoy the cool air, listening to the remotesounds of peopleinsectto callto mixindistinctlyintogether, hadsomefeelings of wearinessgradually.
北方城市的夏夜远比南方凉爽,郝仁在自己平常乘凉的地方展开躺椅躺着,听着遥远的人声虫鸣隐隐约约混合在一起,渐渐有了些倦意。Duringhalfdreampartlyawakes, heas iffelt that hasunusuallight breezeto stroke the cheeks.
在半梦半醒之中,他似乎感觉到有一阵不同寻常的轻风拂过脸颊。Thisgustis fresh, butslightlycool, completelyinthatwithout the modern city the unpolished ricefeeling by the human activitiesbeing brought, thisgustmakesHao Ren that almostmustfall asleepsoberall of a sudden, hesits upbodysuddenly- then the deck chairdrew to giveto clamphimdirectly.
这阵风清新而微凉,完全没有现代城市里那种由人类活动带来的粗粝感,这阵风让几乎要睡着的郝仁一下子清醒过来,他猛然坐起身子-然后躺椅直接收拢就把他给夹起来了。Buthehad seenperiphery the strangesituation.
但他已经看到了周围诡异的情况。
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