Stands on the road small mound of earth, looks at not far away bleak lonely ruined small village, the Hao Ren start brain was pondering this intelligence can also be saved incurably- so to be been how easy flickering comes to this place? 站在公路边的小土丘上,看着不远处荒凉冷清的破败小村,郝仁开动脑筋思考着自己这智力到底还有救没救-怎么就被人这么容易给忽悠到这地方来了呢？ He very surprised lived in more than 20 years of cities peripheral really also to have such a place, small village that a original ecology and declined, although here is quite truly far from the city, but in the impression of Hao Ren this small village should have in that type of ravine at present: High mountain ridge was cut off the civilization, the rapids steep mountain cliff was deadlocking the transportation, this will have the human living area to maintain so the style, but here did not have to that degree remote, nearby small village even also in roads to city......, therefore before his cross-eye , the village somewhat was quite surprised. 他很惊奇自己住了二十多年的城市周边竟然还有这样一处地方,一个如此原生态而又破落的小小村落,虽然这里确实已经距离城市相当远,但郝仁的印象中眼前这种小村子应该是在那种山沟沟里才有的:崇山峻岭阻隔着文明,险滩陡崖锁死了交通,这样才会有人类聚居点保持着如此风貌,但这里还没偏远到那种程度,小村附近甚至还有一条通往城里的公路……因此他对眼前村庄颇有些惊讶。 But what he is more surprised: In the telephone that strange woman by the reputation of import-export trade company made him come this place interview...... this unable unexpectedly to endure, you can insult a personality of person, but don't insult others intelligence quotients to be good? Although Hao Ren could not distinguish clearly the trading company to have anything to distinguish with the street supermarket, but at least he should also look that perhaps in not far away that small village the general store cherishes! 但他更惊讶的是:电话里那个陌生女人竟然以进出口贸易公司的名头让他来这地方面试……这就不能忍了,你可以侮辱一个人的人格,但你别侮辱人家的智商好么？虽然郝仁一直分不清贸易公司跟街头超市有啥区别,但至少他也该看出来不远处那个小村子里兴许连个杂货铺都稀罕！ Hao Ren is under the hot hot sun to stand near the road, looks the direction that silently that worn-out public transportation vanished a moment ago, he must wait for one to come the hour to be able here to meet next to pass by here automobile, thinks this he fills pessimistically to the life. At this time he even a little thought of that in the family/home that stubborn poor and pedantic did not pay the house rent to eat for free also annoys troublesome vampire only- he thought of side the Vivian cold air, although that cold air always brings a smell of blood, but was at least cool! This place surrounding area several hundred meters seedling cannot see, in vision biggest coolly is under the telephone pole 100 meters away, the shaded area happen to enough made Hao Ren decrease temperature...... this day to have no way to own arm! 郝仁顶着炎炎烈日站在公路边上,默默看着刚才那辆破旧公交车消失的方向,他要在这里等待一个来钟头才能碰见下一辆路过这里的汽车,一想到这点他就对人生充满悲观。这时候他甚至有点想念家里那个死心眼穷酸不交房租吃白饭还净惹麻烦的吸血鬼-他想念薇薇安身边的冷空气,虽然那冷空气总是带着一种血腥味,但至少凉快啊！这地方方圆好几百米连个树苗都看不见,视线范围内最大的阴凉地是100米外的电线杆下面,阴影面积正好够让郝仁给自己的胳膊降降温……这日子没法过了！ As for not far away that seems like the small village that so long as ten minutes of foot regulation...... Hao Ren not to plan to pass from the start, even if interview news really he does not plan to pass, this is not obvious, who eats to the full comes to this place that supports to go to work. 至于不远处那座看起来只要十分钟脚程的小村庄……郝仁压根不打算过去,哪怕面试消息是真的他也不打算过去,这不明摆着么,谁吃饱撑的来这地方上班啊。 Let alone this seems like a joke, he in that mysterious woman by the telephone was given the pit. 更何况这一眼看上去就是个玩笑,他是被电话里那个神秘女人给坑了。 Hao Ren now is only curious a matter: Why when answers the telephone will he cannot help but be flickered? Why when he hears „Turtle Egg” such a mysterious name hasn't felt any difference? Why until he gets out, saw on the spot that village will feel are oneself silly X? Before these three issues, has not thought that now thinks all of a sudden, he braved cold sweat! 郝仁现在只好奇一件事:为什么在接电话的时候他会不由自主地被忽悠过来？为什么在他听到“王八坨子”这么一个神奇名字的时候也没感觉任何异样？为什么直到他下了车,实地看到那座村庄才会觉得自己是个傻X？这三个问题之前没想过,现在一下子想起来,他冒了一头的冷汗！ Right, Hao Ren also records, when received that strange call truly to ponder was very long, hesitant was very long, then in „careful and deep consideration” in the situation decided that had a look at the situation, at that time he thought oneself mentality was very normal, that several minutes of hesitation and ponder of showed that sufficiently he decision came to here stemming from the conscience, but thinks that now...... he came this not to conform to the common sense! 没错,郝仁还记着自己在接到那个古怪电话的时候确实是思考了很久,犹豫了很久,然后是在“深思熟虑”的情况下决定过来看看情况的,当时他觉得自己的心态无比正常,那几分钟的犹豫和思考就足以证明他是出于本心才决定来这里的,但现在想想……他来此根本不符合常理！ Even if „Turtle Egg” and „import-export trade company” these two words collects merely in the same place, he should also have the suspicion! 哪怕仅仅是“王八坨子”和“进出口贸易公司”这两个词凑在一块,他也该产生怀疑的！ Hao Ren touches own head subconsciously, wants to confirm that actually on the neck these jin (0.5 kg) things are also themselves. 郝仁下意识摸摸自己的脑袋,想确认一下脖子上这几斤东西究竟是不是还属于自己。 After several seconds, when Hao Ren raises legs to walk in oneself come the direction: Sun must the walk home be not quite realistic from here top, but he felt at least needs to leave this damn place distant point! Can enhance the safety coefficient perhaps far away from that mysterious woman to the address that he provides. He can pass through in the road superior public transportation, that broken car(riage) does not have a fixed site in any case, waves to stop on all fronts. 几秒钟后,郝仁抬腿就向着自己来时的方向走去:从这里顶着大太阳要一路走回家是不太现实的,但他觉得至少要离这个见鬼的地方远点！远离那个神秘女人给他提供的地址说不定就能提高安全系数。他可以在路上等公交车经过,反正那辆破车也没个固定站点,全线挥手即停。 That telephone is not normal, the number is not normal, the mysterious woman is not normal, she uses a being full of loopholes reason to trick Hao Ren, therefore Hao Ren knows that own thought is not perhaps normal in the past, now he must leave here as soon as possible, in goes home side another two not normal lifeform, perhaps Lily and Vivian a little means- at least that vampire seemingly understands the magic arts, she has mentioned the matter in magic. 那个电话不正常,号码不正常,神秘女人不正常,她用一个漏洞百出的理由就把郝仁忽悠过来,所以郝仁知道自己的思维在过去一段时间恐怕也不正常,现在他必须尽快离开这里,回到家里另外两个不正常的生物身边,或许莉莉和薇薇安会有点办法-至少那个吸血鬼貌似是懂得法术的,她提起过魔法方面的事情。 But when he just went out of few, the cell phone in pocket urgently pressed to make a sound suddenly generally. 但就在他刚走出没几步的时候,兜里的手机突然催命一般响了起来。 Hao Ren was frightened by this familiar ting quickly grasps the meaning of something, this cell phone ring tone compares ordinary resounding at least ten times probably, his eardrum that shakes in painful, is penetrating the ting to pass on like an indistinct anger, Hao Ren is thrown into confusion to pull out the cell phone, which not normal telephone number on not really big colored tablet is that skewer puts impressively: Something went wrong. 郝仁被这熟悉的铃声吓得一激灵,这手机铃声好像比平常响亮至少十倍,震的他耳膜都在生疼,如同一丝隐隐约约的怒气正在透过铃声传过来一样,郝仁手忙脚乱地把手机掏出来,不甚大的彩屏上赫然是那串搁哪都不正常的电话号码:[Not Found]。 Hao Ren stares at this skewer of numbers to look at for quite a while, took away the battery decisively- luckily he buys perhaps was not Iphone, the apple user can only including indignant pound the machine facing this strange situation. 郝仁盯着这串号码看半天,果断把电池扣了出来-幸亏他买的不是Iphone,苹果用户面对此种灵异情况恐怕就只能含愤砸机了。 But is quick he to discover oneself also can only contain ones anger to pound the machine: Has not stopped after the battery unloads , the ting slightly , like the situation in each strange horror film having, his cell phone in removing the situation of battery is still not quiet, on the screen that skewer strange number coordinates the ting to continue to urgently press together-, if before , Hao Ren is a little also terribly suspicious and fearful unable to determine, that this time he is 100% can affirm oneself were given to tie down by the freak occurrence! 但很快他就发现自己也只能含怒砸机:把电池卸下来之后铃声丝毫没停,就跟每一部灵异恐怖片里出现的情况一样,他的手机在去掉电池的情况下依然毫不清静,屏幕上那串诡异的数字配合着铃声一起继续催命-如果说之前郝仁还只是有点疑神疑鬼不敢确定的话,那这次他是百分之百敢肯定自己又被不正常现象给缠住了！ Moreover what awfully is: He could not find any can protect oneself thing, he does not even have with enough time with Lily or Vivian inquired „different kind” the world what's the matter ran harebrainedly! 而且更要命的是:他找不到任何可以保护自己的东西,他甚至没来得及跟莉莉或者薇薇安打听一下“异类”们的世界是怎么回事就冒冒失失跑了出来！ When ting redundant to third Hao Ren sets firm resolve finally, holds up Nokia in hand high, pounds with all one's might toward the ground! 当铃声重复到第三遍的时候郝仁终于下定决心,高高举起手里的诺基亚,狠命朝地上砸去！ „Didn't father believe to fall you also to call...... Fuck this your mother is also good rottenly?” “老子就不信摔烂了你还能叫……卧槽这TM也行？” Nokia really first under heaven god machine, Hao Ren looks worthily helplessly own this old cell phone delimits the remnant shadow to pound together on the ground, then...... then in being embed pavement do you dare to believe?! Moreover it still urgently presses same in that is shouting! 诺基亚真不愧天下第一神机,郝仁眼睁睁看着自己这部年事已高的旧手机划过一道残影砸在地上,然后……然后嵌进水泥地里了你敢信？！而且它还在那催命一样叫着！ Hao Ren confirmed oneself do not have such big strength of hand, therefore at present the phenomenon only explanation is: The person of telephoning is using this way to warn that he do not make the senseless resistance, certain things did not stress the science, was unreasonable, did not speak the general knowledge-, even if you tied up the cell phone on the strategic missile project on opposite of Earth to go perhaps no matter used! 郝仁确认自己没这么大手劲,所以眼前现象唯一的解释就是:打电话的人在用这种方式警告他不要做无谓的抵抗,某些东西是不讲科学的,是不讲道理的,是不讲常识的-哪怕你把手机绑在战略导弹上打到地球对面去恐怕都不管用！ Hao Ren bends the waist the cell phone that trembling picks up that not to damage slightly, pastes near the ear, although beats a drum at heart, but the energy is very full( he is an attaching great importance to face-saving person, will be one dies to being imminent poor horizontal person): „Hey! How you must!?” 郝仁战战兢兢地弯下腰捡起那丝毫未损的手机,贴在耳朵边,虽然心里打鼓但底气还是很足(他是一个很要面子的人,也就是一个死到临头都会穷横的人):“喂！你到底要怎样！？” „Nonsense, making you come the interview!” That of pleasant to hear, but the scary female voice really resounds again, but why does not know, hears the opposite party voice flash Hao Ren actually to feel a little relaxes, perhaps is because the opposite party also said that the logical expression makes people think this is the object who can exchange? Also perhaps is that mysterious woman to the present still in raising „interview” the matter, making him produce a point not to have the comfort of reason. “废话,让你过来面试！”那个好听但又吓人的女声果然再度响起,但不知道为什么,听到对方声音的一瞬间郝仁竟然觉得有点松口气,或许是因为对方也说人话让人觉得这是个可以交流的对象？也或许是那个神秘女人到现在还在提“面试”的事,让他产生了一点没来由的安慰。 Arrived this, various phenomenon was placed in the front, if the opposite party has the evil intention, then has no consideration for face now, since that woman direct long-distance has not hit herself together the heavenly thunder with her unusual ability, that Hao Ren thinks oneself are safe temporarily. 都到这一步了,各种异象摆在面前,如果对方有恶意,那么现在正是撕破脸的时候,既然那个女人没有用她超凡的能力直接远程打一道天雷把自己度化掉,那郝仁就认为自己暂时是安全的。 Why as for is the heavenly thunder rather than other thing...... that is because the Hao Ren imagination halts in this, he could not find out what higher-energy invincible might, yesterday evening Lily one fought with Vivian in his opinion with Hollywood blockbuster. 至于为什么是天雷而不是别的东西……那是因为郝仁想象力止步于此,他也想不出什么更高能的神威了,昨天晚上莉莉跟薇薇安一番打斗在他看来都跟好莱坞大片似的。 „Interview......” Hao Ren diligently is calm, disguises oneself did not fear, the sound truly is very but actually calm, „we bring to light the words, I have arrived here in any case, what import-export trade company that you said also really planned that what matter arranges Ah? to have not to state clearly good?” “面试……”郝仁努力镇定一下,假装自己一点都不怕,声音倒确实挺沉稳,“咱们就把话挑明吧,反正我已经到这儿了,你说的什么什么进出口贸易公司还真打算编下去啊？有什么事明说不行么？” „Oh, our above has the custom, does not meet the condition unable to expose the secret when the time comes,” telephone opposite female voice sounds not that ghastly and fearful feeling, without the meaning of threat, listens slightly is completely being the average person at the discussion matter, this makes Hao Ren very surprised, „now you according to walking that I say, can find the operating location of our unit......” “哦,我们上头有规矩,不到时候不符合条件就不能暴露机密,”电话对面的女声听起来并没有那种阴森可怕的感觉,也没有丝毫威胁的意思,听着完全就是普通人在谈论事情,这让郝仁很是惊奇,“现在你按我说的走,就能找到咱们单位的工作地点……” „Waits for meetings!” Hao Ren breaks the opposite party loudly, he cannot the rhythm of following opposite party walk again, „we first explaining words- how do you actually want? The sighted people did not speak the code words, don't with pretence of interview line not?” “等会！”郝仁大声打断对方,他不能再跟着对方的节奏走了,“咱们先说个明白话-你到底想怎样？明人不说暗话,别用面试的幌子了行不？” The telephone opposite woman voice is impatient: „You are how womanishly fussy, said the interview interviews, really wants to know the after custom of unit you must come to here, is good! Now is listening, saw the front that telephone pole? Arrives under the telephone pole, places on the telephone pole is pasting in the hand the old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine advertisement, facing the north...... does not know where is north? On under north south left of East and right of West, raised the head looks upward!” 电话对面的女人声音不耐烦起来:“你丫怎么婆婆妈妈的,说了面试就是面试,真想知道单位的规矩你得来这儿以后才行！现在听着,看见前边那个电线杆了没？走到电线杆下面,把手放在电线杆上贴着的老中医广告上,面对北方……不知道哪边是北？上北下南左西右东,抬头往上看！” Hao Ren: „......” He thought that opposite of the telephone seems like the mental illness. 郝仁:“……”他觉得电话对面好像是个神经病。 But when he really raised the head looked, he is shocked. 但当他真的抬头看时,他惊呆了。 A standing upside down huge construction on hovering in his top of the head! 一个倒立的巨大建筑就悬停在他头顶！ ( Do pair of words first place it is said are more effective at noon? I give a try =. =) (据说双更的话把第一更放在中午更有效？那我试试看=。=)