Sees onlyon the face of Sun Xiaomei the abscessto proliferate, the acnelike the forest, severalhoufiercefearsomeproliferatingineachposition, thisradicallyis notZhang a girl'sface, even, cannotbe a face of person...... At present, onfaceonlyeyes of being in sharp contrast, is staring atTang Yuanwickedly, such aswants the torchingto be ordinary.
只见孙小美的脸上脓疮遍布,粉刺如林,有十几个瘊子狰狞可怖的遍布在各个方位,这根本就已经不是一张女孩子的脸了,甚至,不能算是一张人的脸了……目前,脸上唯一的一双黑白分明的眼睛,正恶狠狠地盯着唐源,如欲喷火一般。„Oh~~~myGod!” The Jun Moxiefalsehorsesaidghosthas drawn a cross, a sigh of face.
“哦~~~我的上帝!”君莫邪假马曰鬼的画了个十字,一脸的感叹。NearbySun Xiaomeiwas teasedrampagebythesetwohatefulfellowsalmostlike the thunder, although the Miss Sunbuildmadecompletelychanged, buttemperamentBingoriginally was actually the least bithas not changed. Beforebecause the Princess Ling Mengmatteroncewas obloquiedbyJun Moxie, in the heartthishas the meaning of severalpoints of feartoYoung Mastervery much, butseeshimto ridiculeownappearancenow, thatactuallymayendurewhat else cannot be tolerated, the angershoots up to the sky, there could also attend tobeing afraid, bellowed: „Does you twoscoundrelfellowcourt death? Has not hurriedto help the old ladytry to findsolution, teasinghere, skinitchyinadequate?”
旁边的孙小美已经被这两个可恶的家伙调侃得几乎暴跳如雷,孙大小姐体型虽然作出了彻底的改变了,但原本的脾气秉姓却是半点也没变。之前因为灵梦公主的事曾经被君莫邪大骂,心中本对大少很有着几分畏惧之意,但是现在见他嘲笑自己容貌,那却是是可忍孰不可忍,怒气冲天而起,那里还顾得上害怕了,大吼一声:“你们两个混帐家伙找死是不是?还不赶紧帮老娘想想办法,一个劲的在这里调侃,皮痒了不成?”„Hehe, sincedaresto tease, that has confidenceto cureyourface, ifhas not grasped, did not tease, byMiss Sunhowwas intelligentnot to seethisunexpectedly?”Jun Moxietwo, tilt the headsizes upup and down: „Miss Sunthis timebeauty, but is really rare, mustappreciatetwoto be goodwell, from now onwill only fear that againcould not appreciate.”
“嘿嘿,既然敢调侃,那就是有把握治好你的脸,若是没把握,也就不调侃了,以孙大小姐的聪慧怎地竟不见此呢?”君莫邪啧啧两声,歪着头上下打量:“不过孙大小姐此时的美丽,可真是难得一见,可得好好地欣赏两眼才行,今后只怕就再也欣赏不到了。”Sun Xiaomeiair/Qiandanxious, has covered the face, stamping the feet, stampsis stamping, suddenlyflies a foot, is kickingon the buttocks of Tang Yuan, gets angry: „Fatty Tang, youleadyourbrothersto look the joke of old ladygives the old ladyto govern the face? Youworked asanypersonme!”孙小美又气又急,一把捂住了脸,一个劲的跺脚,跺着跺着,突然飞起一脚,正正踢在唐源的屁股上,怒道:“唐胖子,你带你兄弟来是看老娘的笑话的还是给老娘治脸的?你把我当什么人了!”Tang Yuancries out strangely, is covering the say|way of buttocksentreaty: „Third Young Master, youhurryto start, pitifulElder BrotherIwas madebythisyoung married womanfor these daysquicklyinsanely...... Let aloneloosemerry, the appetite of continuallyeating mealdid not have......”唐源一声怪叫,捂着屁股哀求的道:“三少,您就赶紧开始吧,可怜哥哥我这几天快被这婆娘弄疯了……甭说风流快活,连吃饭的食欲也没了……”Jun Moxiechuckled, pahits a soundto refer, is all smiles: „Reallyworthy of the reputationdevilappearance, angelstature......”君莫邪嘿嘿一笑,啪的打个响指,笑容满面:“真真的名副其实魔鬼面貌,天使身材啊……”Tang Yuan„whiz”fled: „Matter that mythisexitsto arrange the auctionto havemoney, Third Young Masteryoutreatslowly, Ibelieveyoucertainlyto be ablehighly effective......”唐源“嗖”的一声窜了出去:“我这就出去安排拍卖会带金银的事,三少你慢慢治疗,我相信你一定可以药到病除……”„Myshit! do youlike thisgivemeyour wife? Youalsoreallyfelt relieved that......”Jun Moxiecalled out pitifully, was facingthisfearsomeface, Young Master Jun, although the couragesoared to the heavens, wasin the heartholds.
“我靠!你就这样把你老婆交给我?你还真放心啊……”君莫邪惨叫一声,独自一人面对着这张可怖的脸,君大少虽然胆气冲天,却也是心中揣揣。„Haha...... The friendwife, is not weak, cannot havetoYoung Masterthisconfidence? Also, ifherfacewere good...... Ihad not felt relieved that reallygivesyouthisbigsexual harasser...... Howevernow...... Youmustbe have a liking forareyouhave the bigskill......”sounddistanttransmitting of Tang Yuan, lastisinaudible...... damagesquietly„really!”Jun Moxiesighed, lightly a colludingfinger, selectedblew a whistling, the bodyshakes the say|way that shook: „Little girl, comes, makingElder Brotherhave a look......”
“哈哈……朋友妻,不可欺,对大少这点信心还能没有?再说了,若是她的脸好了……或者我还真不放心交给你这大色狼……不过现在嘛……你要看得上才算你有大本事……”唐源的声音远远的传来,最后一句已经是悄不可闻……“真损啊!”君莫邪叹了口气,一勾手指头,轻挑的吹个口哨,身子晃啊晃的道:“妞,过来,让哥哥看看……”
That brushes, the bladelightflashes beforetogether, has nearly divided the Jun Moxiefinger...... Jun Moxielaughsto avoid.
刷的一声,一道刀光闪现,险些将君莫邪的手指头劈了去……君莫邪大笑避开。Goodfierce and toughlittle girl, Fattylaterlifedefinitelyvery„happy”!
好凶悍的妞,胖子以后的人生肯定很“幸福”啊!............Long time, Jun MoxiewasMiss Sunhas completed the firsttreatmentfinally, actuallyMiss Sunsicknessanything, a few wordsto put it bluntly, thatpurelyhas not been the internal secretionseriouslyis out of balanceat the worst, the toxic gasdid not have the leeway of excretion, gatheredon the face unable to come outcompletely. Thisinthistime, pouring is really is the incurable disease, buttoJun Moxie, isrelaxedin additionis really happy.
…………良久,君莫邪终于为孙大小姐完成了第一次治疗,其实孙大小姐的病没有什么大不了的,一句话说白了,那纯粹就是内分泌严重失调,毒气没有排泄的余地,全部聚集到了脸上出不来。这在这个时代,倒真是就是不治之症,但对君莫邪来说,实在是轻松加愉快。Thissicknesscannotplaces on a parwithThird Master Junas well as the DuguGrandfatheroldtrouble, basicallyis the piece of cake.
这病患根本就不能和君三爷以及独孤老爷子的旧患相提并论,基本就是小菜一碟。Art of Unlocking Heaven's Fortuneis bringinghigh-puritySpiritual Qi, walks randomlyinSun Xiaomeineckabovemeridiansinstantaneously, pressure that thenSpiritual Qishoutedonface, Sun Xiaomeionlythought one of the on the facebrushingcool, extremelycomfortable, butthiscomfortablefeelinghas only maintained a meeting, thenseemedhas10,000antsto crawl, uncomfortableunequalled.开天造化功带着高纯度灵气,瞬间在孙小美颈部以上的经脉游走一圈,然后灵气呼的压到了脸上,孙小美只觉得脸上刷的一凉,极度的舒爽,但这种舒爽的感觉只维持了一会,接着就好似有10000只蚂蚁在爬行,难受的无与伦比。Jun Moxiereceives the handtime, pusblisteranything on Sun Xiaomeifacepresentssomebreakages the traces, manyhad the wealthanything'soverflow, Jun Moxiehas extendedseveralhands, embarrassedpersonallybeganeventually, thenmadeMiss Sunmaketroughwater, oneselfhave cleaned.君莫邪收手的时候,孙小美脸上的脓疱什么的都出现一些破裂的痕迹,好些都有脓水什么的溢出,君莫邪伸了好几次手,终究还是不好意思亲自上手,便让孙大小姐自己弄了一盆水,自己清洗了一下。Sun Xiaomeiprobesis washing the facewith the cold water, suddenlythoughtonfacewrinkleis especially uncomfortable, manypusblisteralsoburst, unexpectedlyiswonderfulitchyincomparable, finallycannot beargrasps, thought that clutched the First Layerlightthingfromownface. Opens the eyeto look, unexpectedlyfromfacealmostcompletepeeled the First Layerskin!孙小美试探着用凉水一洗脸,顿时觉得脸上皱皱的格外难受,许多脓疱也都破裂了,竟是奇痒无比,终于忍不住一抓,却觉得从自己脸上揪下来了一层薄薄的东西。张开眼睛一看,竟然从脸上几乎完整的剥下来了一层皮!First Layerutterly filthyskin!一层污秽不堪的皮肤!Sun Xiaomeicalls out in alarmone, discards, touching that can actually not helptoownface, thought that the flesh on facewas smoother. Undersurprise, has washedwashing the faceat the maximum speed, an arrowstepleaps upto the mirrorin front ofwatches. Although on mirrorfemalefacestillsomered spots, but, the approximateoutlinewas very clear, did not approacha moment agosuchfearsome, was really a space, an underground.孙小美惊叫一声,一把丢掉,却又情不自禁的摸向自己脸上,却觉得脸上的肌肤已经光滑了很多。惊喜之下,以最快的速度洗了洗脸,一个箭步蹿到镜子前面观看。镜子里面的女人脸上虽然仍旧有些红斑,但,大致的轮廓已经很清楚,再也不向刚才那样可怖,实在是一个天上,一个地下。Even the majority ofplaces, have revealed the white and tendersmoothflesh...... Effectivesuchrapidness!
甚至大部分地方,已经露出了白嫩光滑的肌肤……见效如此之快!Sun Xiaomeiwas startledall of a suddenin front of the mirror.孙小美一下子在镜子前面怔住了。Long time, twolines of cleartearsalways doing nothing butcannot help butslowlyflowed.
良久,两行清泪竟自不由自主地缓缓流了下来。Jun Moxiebehindsighedinher, said: „Mosthasagaintwice, yourthisface, trulywill transformsuch as the floweredappearance that intoyoushouldhave, believesImperial Capitalgeneration of precious flowerswill addonecertainlyagain, youlateragaintogethergo outwith the XiaoyigirlandLing Meng, Things in their appropriate season, excel atShengChangrespectively, turns headto meetstraightforwardly300%...... Reallywas a pity that so the beautiful woman, unexpectedlyis the fiancee of Tang Yuanthisfellow, the father, butsuitableis not balanced, thissimplyis the gross vulgarity, spoils the fun! Beautiful women, oryoufollowedmeto consider as finished, Imadeyoube my 99 th Fangconcubine!......”君莫邪在她身后叹了口气,道:“最多再有两次,你这张脸,就会真正蜕变成为你应该拥有的如花容颜,相信燕京的绝代名花将再添一朵,你以后再跟小艺丫头、灵梦一起出去,春兰秋菊,各擅盛长,回头率直接就得300……真是可惜啊,如此美女,竟然是唐源这家伙的未婚妻,老子可是相当的不平衡,这简直是焚琴煮鹤,大煞风景!美女,要不你跟了我算了,我让你做我的第99房小妾!……”
The Young Masterskilled artistrejuvenation, said that declinesismore and moreodd, firsthalf a wordsaidquiteof pleasant to hear, poursto resembleis„logical expression”, latterhalf a word is actually the suitableanimal!大少妙手回春,说辞却是越来越离谱,前半句说得相当好听,倒似是“人话”,后半句却是相当的禽兽!„Dies!”Sun Xiaomeisuddenlyhas forgottensadly, the powderfist that occurred simultaneouslyashamed and resentfullyembroidershitting that the legis relentless to teaseownsome‚benefactor’.
“去死!”孙小美顿时忘记了感伤,羞愤交加的粉拳绣腿毫不留情的打向正在调侃自己的某位‘恩人’。Jun Moxieloudly laughed, is overjoyed.君莫邪哈哈大笑,乐不可支。Long time, Sun Xiaomeilongsighing, saidsuddenly: „You...... Third Young Master, the obligationdid not saythanks, youwere the Fattybrothers, the pleasantriesIare not many said that mythisonlywantsto listen toyouto sayone, the body of Fatty, the weight...... in the end hasn't alsoreduced possibly? Iwas really worriedat present, on the Fattybodyquantity, once30years old......”
良久,孙小美突然悠悠的叹了一口气,道:“君……三少,大恩不言谢,你是胖子的兄弟,客套话我就不多说了,我这只想听你说一句,胖子的身体,重量……到底还有没有可能减下去?我眼下实在担心,就胖子的身量,一旦过了30岁……”Thisbut actually is really a couple, his, thisjustmadeto govern the face the fatherto that thenturns inside outto requestfatherto lose weight...... „trulythistothis...... Danger...... To makehimget downthinly, certainlyneedshisfullcoordination, has the possibility......”to speak ofthisissue, the Jun Moxiealsoheadache, thishethatcaneat, loses weight? Did not saysoup that the meat that eatseats, iswheat flourbigsteamed bunonedayeats110on the light...... Did thisdamnalsocall the person?! Alsoloses weight? Has a dream!
这倒真是两口子,丫的,这个刚把老子弄过来给那个治脸,那个接着翻过来要求老子给这个减肥……“确实这个……危险……想让他瘦下去,一定需要他本人的全力配合,才有可能……”说到这个问题,君莫邪也头痛,这丫那么能吃,怎么减肥?不说吃的肉喝的汤了,就光是白面大馒头一天吃110个……这他妈的也叫人?!还减肥?做梦吧!„Askedyou...... Mustmakehimreduce! Ifsuchcontinuesto get downfat, he can definitely die......”Sun Xiaomeiseriousgaining ground, a faceworrieslooks atJun Moxie: „Fattyhad said...... Ifmyfacerecovered, hewill propose that renounces the engagement...... Who no matterheis, inboneis, he... In my eyes... Is a goodman, I...... Ihopeto be ablereallywithhiminsame place, well...... Has said the child, holdsMonarch'shand, grows old togetherwithMr.”
“求你……一定要让他减下来!若是这么继续胖下去,他肯定会没命的……”孙小美郑重的抬起头,一脸担忧的看着君莫邪:“胖子曾经说过……若是我的脸复原了,他就会主动提出解除婚约……不管他原本是什么人,骨子里是什么人,他…在我眼里…就是个好男人,我……我真的希望能够和他在一起,好好地……过曰子,执君之手,与君偕老。”Sun Xiaomeiwas saying, onfacefloodlightblushing.孙小美说着,脸上泛起淡淡的红晕。Fattygoodman?胖子还是好男人?Whenthatdead did Fattybecomesuchnoble?
那个死胖子啥时候变得这么高尚了?Thisalsotoomyth?
这也太神话了吧?eyebrows raised of Jun Moxiesurprise, probes the tunnel: „ThisdeadFattyloses weightreallyhas the difficulty, but also is so ugly, butonceyourfacerecovers, thatis the most beautiful woman of causing the downfall of the nationbeautiful woman, Fatty, sinceis willingto renounce the engagement, whyyoudon't seize the chanceto gain the freedom? Looks for a mancasually, shouldlookpleasing to the eyescompared withFatty? Everybodyis an acquaintance, mythissaidis the honest remark!”君莫邪诧异的挑了挑眉毛,不无试探地道:“这个死胖子减肥实在有难度,还如此难看,而你的脸一旦复原,那就是一个倾国倾城的绝代佳人,胖子既然愿意解除婚约,你为何不趁机获得自由?随便找一个男人,也应该比胖子看得顺眼吧?大家都是熟人,我这说得却是实在话!”„Jun Moxie, Fattyinitiallysaidrenounces the engagementtime, Icanlook athimamwholehearted, but your words, Iactually can also hear......”
“君莫邪,胖子当初说解除婚约的时候,我能看出来他是真心实意,但你这番话,我却也听得出来……”Sun Xiaomeireturned tonormal, has wipedtears, looks atJun Moxie: „Are youare testingmeforyourbrothers? Inyourhearts, my is Sun Xiaomei the woman who this kind ofswimcatkin, is fickle? Can't Iwithstandreally?”孙小美恢复了平静,抹了一把泪水,看着君莫邪:“你是在替你的兄弟试探我吗?在你们心中,我孙小美就是这样一个水姓杨花、朝秦暮楚的女人吗?我真的就那么不堪吗?”„Volume, thatanything......”Jun Moxieis somewhat awkward. Has rubbed the nose, has not spoken.
“额,那啥……”君莫邪有些尴尬。揉了揉鼻子,没有说话。„Tang Yuanwas also fat, the appearancewas not splendid. Believes that wantsis a woman, will not thinkTang Yuanto be attractive, Iam also same. But Tang Yuanis fat, hispeople skills are actually a realman and realman! This point, Irejoicedvery much! BeforeIheardengagementTang Yuantime, Iaskedmy fatherto resist, said that anythingis not willingto marrythatnotoriousdeathFatty, myappearancehow, greatclearlampancient, finished the remaining yearsugly, butthroughthesemonths of being together, now, Iactuallychanged the mind.”
“唐源也就是胖了点,样子也不出色。相信只要是一个女人,就不会觉得唐源好看,我也一样。但唐源虽然胖,他的为人处事却是个真男人、真汉子!这一点,我很庆幸!之前我听说定亲唐源的时候,我曾经找我爹抗争过,说什么也不肯嫁给那个臭名昭著的死胖子,我貌丑又如何,了不起清灯古佛,了却残生,但是通过这几个月的相处,现在,我却已经改变了主意。”Sun Xiaomeigentlyrelatedthat the meaningful glanceis blurred: „No matterheis a good person, villain\;rogueis also good, evil tyrant! Irecognizehimin brief! Heloses weightsuccessfullyalsogood, is not successful, Ihave been doomed to beMadame Tang, is willing. Heserves as an official, Iwithhisserving as an officialwife\;Hedoes business, Itake the steelyard weighttohim\;Ifhebegged for food, Iwas taking the beating a dogstickforhim!”孙小美轻轻的诉说,眼色迷离:“不管他是好人也罢,坏人也罢\;流氓也好,恶霸也罢!我总之是认定他了!他减肥成功也好,不成功也罢,我已经注定了会是唐夫人,心甘情愿的。他做官,我会跟他做官太太\;他经商,我就给他拿秤砣\;他若是去要饭,我就替他拿着打狗棒!”„Fattyis a goodman, Ilikehim!”Sun Xiaomeigains ground, looks atJun Moxie, say|wayslowly: „Regardless of the riches and honorare lowly, regardless ofhandsomeugly, Iam willingto accompany this life! If there is differentbecause ofmyappearance, has harassedmythiscause, Iratherdo not treatmythisface, at that timeourTian CanDe Que, was generally a match!”
“胖子是个好男人,我喜欢他!”孙小美抬起头,看着君莫邪,慢慢的道:“无论富贵贫贱,无论俊丑,我都愿意陪他这一生!若是因我容颜有异,就扰了我这段因缘,我宁可再不医治我这张脸,彼时我们一个天残一个地缺,大抵是般配吧!”Anyfemalesurname, incomparablytreasuresownappearance, such asSun Xiaomeiso, ugly the woman of less than halflifetime, suddenlyhas the opportunityto turn into the most beautiful womangreatly, believes that womanis not willingto give up, the outstandingly beautifulappearance that butSun Xiaomeiis actually willingto be has almost no merit to speak of the uglyman who gives up, appointedeveryonehas no alternative butto change countenance!
任何一个女姓,都无比珍惜自己的容颜,如孙小美这般,丑了小半辈子的女人,突然大有机会变成绝代佳人,相信没有那个女人肯放弃,但孙小美却肯为一个几乎一无是处的丑陋男人放弃到手的绝色容颜,任谁也不能不动容!( to be continued )
(未完待续)
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