OEM :: Volume #5

#471: Does the joke frame?


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The Unstoppable Grand Heroes seven people also drink are dead drunk, shout at the top of one's voice to sing the major drama, hardship is slanting the bleary eyes, pouring that finally seven brothers tumble on the ground, the snoring is suddenly shocking. 英雄豪杰冲上前七个人也喝得烂醉如泥,扯开嗓子唱大戏,厄斜着醉眼,终于七兄弟翻翻滚滚的倒在地上,一时间呼噜震天。 All people completely drank in any case, a maidservant came to say sentence anything, everybody has not heard clearly directly...... Had not run including Young Master, in the evening finally stayed overnight in Dugu Family, did not have the means that Young Master has also drunk much, although by cheating to compel many liquor, the spirit that but survived also sufficed him to drink a pot, to afterward, the liquor air/Qi has smoked the day, was blurry, looked for Tang Yuan not to find everywhere, muddleheaded entered the guest room to sleep. 反正所有人尽都喝多了,以至于一位侍女进来说了句什么,大家直接都没听清……连大少也没跑了,晚上最终留宿在了独孤世家,没办法,大少也喝了不少,虽然靠作弊逼出来了不少的酒,但残存的酒精也够他喝一壶的,到了后来,酒气熏天,也迷糊了,到处找唐源没找到,也就稀里糊涂的进了客房睡觉去了。 Has gotten out of bed to the next day, was talking in whispers on hearing outside two maidservants: Hello, do you know? Yesterday that honored guest, drank......” 到了第二天一起床,就听见外面两个侍女在窃窃私语:“喂,你知道吗?昨天来的那位贵客,喝多了呢……” Oh, I also heard, but not detailed......” “嗯嗯,我也听说了,不过不详细……” I told you, you may other to divulge to an outsider......” “那我告诉你,你可别外传啊……” Oh, my certain non- to divulge to an outsider......” “嗯嗯,我一定不外传……” Heard that Fatty, went to the latrine yesterday, has spat a long time/half of the day, then the plump, how do you guess?” “听说那个胖子,昨天去茅厕,吐了半天,然后扑通一声,你猜怎么着?” How?” “怎么着?” He jumped in the latrine pit unexpectedly all of a sudden, must catch the fish in inside unexpectedly...... Aiya my God, had just rained hard said that that anything...... Has splashed...... Aiya, was too disgusting......” “他居然一下子跳到了茅坑里,竟然要在里面抓鱼……哎呀我的天,刚下过大雨的说,那啥……都溅了出来……哎呀,可是太恶心了……” What to do dropped Iya? that really afterward?” “真滴呀?那后来咋办的?” Hey, may be exhausted with their several king, that smell is also ill-smelling, the place is not right, that Fatty whole body sinks in inside, enough several people entangled the string to entrain to him, everyone has splashed...... Vomit! Then drags to the pond that side, from all sides washed five to make the guest room, it is said after entering the guest room, also stink...... The king same level person has had no alternative and made the 7-8 barrel water, has washed two to him, is washes cleanly......” “嘿,可把王同他们几个累坏了,那气味又难闻,地方也不对,那胖子全身都沉在里面,足足十几个人给他缠上绳子才拽了出来,每人都溅了一身的……呕!然后拖到池塘那边,前前后后洗了五遍才弄进客房,据说进了客房之后还有臭味……王同等人没奈何又弄了七八桶水,又给他洗了两遍,才算洗干净……” That...... Such big tosses about him not to awake unexpectedly?” “那……这么大的折腾他居然还没醒?” Has not awaked! Not only has not awaked, but also has cried out must seize the fish in that......” “没醒!不仅没醒,而且一直叫唤着要在那里面捉鱼……” Really is too...... Intrepid......” “真是太……强悍了……” This has not calculated, it is said that he goes, table Young Master is squatting in, was grasped to throw by his hand, to afterward also had a lingering fear, luckily table Young Master was thrown by him, otherwise definitely together was smashed in the latrine pit, although the table Young Master body quantity is also high, but actually has no way to place on a par with that Young Master Tang...... Listened to table Young Master saying that Young Master Tang must go to catch fish...... Then oneself jumped......” “这还不算呢,据说他进去的时候,表少爷正在里面蹲着,被他一只手抓起来就扔出去了,到后来还心有余悸的,幸亏表少爷被他扔出去了,否则肯定被一同砸到茅坑里了,表少爷身量虽然也高,但却还是没法和那位唐少爷相提并论地……听表少爷说,唐少爷非得去捞鱼……然后就自己跳下去了……” „? Hahaha...... But laughed at me.” “啊?哈哈哈……可是笑死我了。” Hahaha...... Laughed at me......” Jun Moxie this listening secretly also smiled to pull out, although clearly knows that this was the good brothers' dirty business, oneself really should not smile, was this dead Fatty, too can do, his component, fell that anything li (0.5 km), may really appeal to heaven should not, called not spirit...... Hears the Young Master laughter, two maidservant suddenly are somewhat startled. Actually sees this fellow with a smile to come out, but inquired the place that Tang Yuan lives in walked, this relaxed, must know the aristocratic family custom to be strictest, such as their this and other maid discussed the visiting guest in private, the companion who cannot let the guest knew. 哈哈哈……笑死我了……”君莫邪这个偷听的也笑抽了,虽然明知道这是自己好兄弟的糗事,自己实在不该笑,可是这个死胖子,也太能搞了吧,就他那分量,掉那啥里了,可真是叫天不应,叫地不灵……一听见大少的笑声,两个侍女顿时有些惊慌。却见这家伙一路笑着出来,只是打听了一下唐源住的地方就走了,这才松了口气,要知世家规矩最严,如她们这等的婢女私下议论来访客人,更不能让客人的同伴知道,。 Jun Moxie sees Tang Yuan once more time, this fellow is binding the quilt whistling to rest greatly, a room wine taste greets the nostrils. 君莫邪再次见到唐源的时候,这家伙正在裹着被子呼呼大睡,一屋子酒味扑鼻。 Looks at this, matter goods that last night had did not have any impression unexpectedly. 看这样子,昨夜发生的事这货竟是没什么印象。 Before coming, Jun Moxie only feels funny, this Fatty too has not counted, has drunk liquor, unexpectedly goes into others latrine pit to catch fish, but sees Tang Yuan to lie on the bed now, Jun Moxie actually suddenly had the suspicion. 在来之前,君莫邪只感到好笑,这胖子也实在太没数了,就多喝了一点酒,居然跑到人家的茅坑里去捞鱼,但是现在看到唐源躺在床上,君莫邪却突然起了怀疑。 Tang Yuan or has not counted, or careless, either does not make every effort to succeed, even does not have, but absolutely is not muddled! Even if were drunk, as retarded won't actually catch fish as the latrine pit? Also, by the Tang Yuan physique, there had such big latrine pit? 唐源或者没数,或者粗心,或者不争气,甚至是没品,但却绝对不糊涂!就算是喝醉了酒,却也决计不会弱智到茅坑去捞鱼吧?再说了,以唐源的体格,那里有这么大的茅坑? Can make him fall down, moreover can kick in inside? 能让他掉下去,而且还能在里面扑腾? This damn is not a swimming pool! 这他妈的不是游泳池吧! Others family/home does not know that Jun Family latrine pit Jun Moxie is actually knows, besides master the individual place of convenience, also entertainment the place of guest convenience, moreover is in the family/home the guards convenient place. Is bigger besides guards that several other, the equipment scale is good, did not exist saying that can the possibility that the guest made, furthermore, discussed by the Fatty build, that many spaces of points, it is estimated that the hard match could not fill. 别人家不知道,君家的茅坑君莫邪却是知道的,除了主人的个人方便之处之外,还有招待的客人方便之处,另外便是家中守卫们方便的地方。除了守卫们那个大一些之外,其他的几个,设备档次都不错,根本就不存在说,能把客人弄进去的可能,再者,以胖子的体型而论,就那么多一点空间,估计硬赛都塞不进去。 But the fact is actually so, then Tang Yuan will fall in the latrine pit? 但事实却是如此,那么唐源又是怎么会掉在茅坑里? The only explanation is...... Was planned? 唯一的解释是……是被人算计? Jun Moxie lifts the Tang Yuan lifetime gently, has inspected carefully his body, pours has not seen anything to come, to stand up to hesitate the long time, walked. Draws on a guard conveniently: You lead me to the place that last night drank.” 君莫邪轻轻掀开唐源的辈子,仔细地检查了一下他的身上,倒也没看出什么来,站起身沉吟半晌,走了出去。随手招来一个守卫:“你带我到昨夜喝酒的地方去。” That guard sees is the future uncle calls, does not dare to neglect, is bringing Jun Moxie the place that returned to last night to drink, a piece in confusion already cleaned cleanly, but that faint wine taste still driving was not loose. 那守卫见是未来姑爷招呼,自是不敢怠慢,带着君莫邪又回到了昨夜喝酒的地方,一片狼藉早已打扫干净,但那隐隐的酒味犹自驱之不散。 Jun Moxie stands in the place that Tang Yuan sat, this time was the Fatty specially-made big chair early withdrew. Young Master hesitates a meeting, said: Nearby this does the convenient place have several?” 君莫邪站在唐源原本坐的地方,这时为胖子特制的大椅子早已经撤走了。大少又沉吟一会,道:“这附近方便的地方有几个?” That guard is startled, said: „The place of convenience, nearby has two. Distant place also.” 那守卫一怔,道:“方便之地,附近的有两个。远处还有。” „, You lead me to have a look.” Jun Moxie waves. “哦,你带我去看看。”君莫邪一挥手。 The bodyguard greatly is the surprise, heart this future uncle, but is strange, visits rock garden anything has, but visit latrine may really be first seeing. But the guest has the request, especially own future uncle, how regardless of not to dare should not, has no alternative, led him. 那侍卫大为诧异,心道这位未来姑爷可是奇怪,参观假山花园什么的都有,但参观茅厕的可真是第一次见。但客人有要求,尤其还是自家的未来姑爷,无论如何也是不敢不应的,无可奈何,也就带着他去了。 Looked at the places of three convenience continuously, in the Jun Moxie heart the suspicion is getting more and more heavy. These three places do not have such trace. But, comes after that side, only then these three places can be convenient. Then Tang Yuan in the end was goes to there to facilitate? 连续看了三个方便之处,君莫邪心中疑窦越来越重。这三个地方都没有那样的痕迹。但,从那边过来之后,就只有这三个地方可以方便。那么唐源到底是去那里方便了? Other also convenient destination?” Jun Moxie straight setting out looking pensive. Light asking. 还有别的方便去处吗?”君莫邪若有所思的直起身。淡淡的问道。 „Has, but is slightly farther, comes again, that is actually place that some under people use...... Utterly filthy......” guards inexplicably felt cold intent. This Young Master Jun also is really actually strange, this grade of place, the average man comes to cover the nose, he calmly, the brow has not wrinkled unexpectedly. “有是有的,不过稍远一些,再来,那地却是一些下人们用的地儿……污秽不堪……”守卫莫名的感到了一丝冷意。这位君少爷倒是也真怪,这等地方,常人来都要捂着鼻子,他居然若无其事,眉头也没皱一下。 Leads me to go!” Jun Moxie calm face, when goes out first. “带我去!”君莫邪沉着脸,当先走出。 Guards in the heart to be disturbed, he had detected now does not suit. Perhaps this uncle only feared that Young Master Tang fell into the matter of latrine pit in the investigation yesterday evening. Simply brought the spot Jun Moxie, gave several bodyguards of knowing well to signal with the eyes all the way, making them hurry to look for several Young Master and Lord comes, must leave the important matter...... Jun Moxie completely does not care, whatever he gives the message, this matter must certainly the matter person speak of Dugu Family, simply saves itself to assign the time that the person conveys a message. 守卫心中忐忑起来,他如今已经发觉了不对劲。恐怕这位姑爷只怕是在调查昨天晚上唐少爷掉进茅坑的事情。干脆就将君莫邪带到了事发地点,一路上给几个熟识的卫士使眼色,让他们赶紧去找几位少爷老爷来,恐怕是要出大事了……君莫邪全然不在意,任由他传递消息,这事肯定是要和独孤世家的话事人说到的,干脆就省下自己命人传话的时间。 Jun Moxie crossing the hands behind the back stood before that big latrine pit in last night spot, looked at one carefully. Right, should be here, several stone platform steps, then under are the deep pits, in the stone platform step edge, another also has about 40-50 centimeters prominence. This should be prevents the Sir to be drunk or the child falls down the done preventive measure. 君莫邪负手站在昨晚事发地点的那大茅坑前,细细的看了一眼。没错,应该就是这里,几个石台阶,然后下面是深深的坑,不过在石台阶边缘,另还有一道约有四五十公分的突起。这应该就是防止大人喝醉酒或者小孩儿掉下去所做的预防措施。 Dugu Family does very much in this point is actually proper. 独孤世家在这一点做得倒是很到位的。 But...... Tang Yuan can in the end fall down? 但……唐源到底是怎么能掉下去呢? This is also away from far away, below but actually is really a big pool, in the winter, icing up of slightly. Jun Moxie more looked that the complexion is colder, snort|hum, walked, asked: Heard that yesterday evening also table Young Master did go to the bathroom here? Who may I ask him is?” 这还隔着老远呢啊,下面倒真是一个大池子,冬天,也稍稍的结了冰。君莫邪越看脸色越冷,哼了一声,走了出来,问道:“听说昨天晚上还有一位表少爷在这里如厕?敢问他是什么人?” Yes, that table Young Master is the maternal home nephews of two paternal grandmother families, arrived at the Dugu mansion to have many days......” “是,那表少爷是二奶奶家的娘家侄儿,来到独孤府已经有好多天了……” Called him! Said that this Young Master has the words to ask him!” The words that guards have not said that Jun Moxie has broken him, the tone is imposing, in this split second Young Master words has filled dense killing intent unexpectedly! “叫他来!就说本公子有话要问他!”守卫的话还没说完,君莫邪就打断了他,口气凛然冷漠,这一瞬间大少话语中竟是充满了森然杀机 Outside the latrine, Dugu Wudi Great General has caught up impatiently, also Dugu Ying Dugu Xiong and Brother Dugu Hao three people. Sees Jun Moxie to come out, Dugu Ying opened the mouth first: Brother-in-law, you how early morning everywhere looks for the latrine pit, may not squat, can in the end do?” 茅厕外面,独孤无敌大将军已经是心急火燎地赶了过来,还有独孤英独孤雄独孤豪兄弟三人。见君莫邪出来,独孤英先开了口:“妹夫,你怎地一大早的就到处找茅坑,可又不蹲,到底要干啥?” Only some Dugu Wudi actually from Jun Moxie gloomy as if must kill people in the general complexion to see matter some do not suit. Asking: Moxie, but what happened?” 唯有独孤无敌却从君莫邪阴沉的似乎要杀人一般的脸色中看出了事情有些不对劲。问道:“莫邪,可是发生了什么事?” Last night, Tang Yuan was drunk...... Hehe, the fellow lacks prospects, unexpectedly fell in this latrine pit...... Un, is such a matter.” Jun Moxie puts out a hand to refer, in the future a finger, cold Dianban the vision will transfer on this fathers and sons four faces instantaneously. “昨夜,唐源喝醉了酒……呵呵呵,那家伙没出息,居然掉在了这个茅坑里……嗯,就是这么回事。”君莫邪一伸手指,往后一指,冷电般的目光瞬间在这父子四人脸上转了一圈。 Has fallen into this latrine pit?” Although Dugu Wudi is straightforward, but the brain is actually not stupid, how otherwise also to have the qualifications becomes the commander, the brain one understood in a flash: How possibly to fall in this?” “掉进了这个茅坑里?”独孤无敌虽然粗豪,但脑子却是一点也不笨,否则又怎有资格成为一军之长,脑筋一转瞬间已经明白过来:“怎么可能是掉在这里面?” „Did Great General also think? I was also actually suspecting...... Your home such many latrines he does not go, he must run to be so far, moreover here throughout is not the family/home, is unfamiliar with the people and place, is banqueting, at the same time drinks in two li (0.5 km) beside hall, actually must jump the latrine pit to here......” 大将军也想到了吗?我却也在怀疑……贵府如此之多的茅厕他不去,他非要跑出这么远,而且这里始终不是自己家,人生地不熟的,更在饮宴之中,一边在两里地之外的大厅喝酒,却又要到这里来跳茅坑……” Jun Moxie Hehe sneers, „was could it be Fatty that fellow taken possession by the ghost?” 君莫邪嘿嘿冷笑,“难道胖子那家伙被鬼附身了?” The Dugu Wudi surface sinks like the water, do not look that the Fatty not necessarily multi- hiring see, next generation Patriarch successor but who Fatty throughout is Tang Family confirmed that furthermore present Tang Yuan early non- in the past may compare, on the list by the Nobility Hall big storekeeper and Capital City God of Wealth First Layer status, can be said as sale price ten thousand times, moreover he is the brothers of Young Master Jun minority approval, can it be that can be careless and indiscreet, if this matter handles makes the mistake slightly, will incur the extremely serious consequence! 独孤无敌面沉如水,别看胖子未必多招人见,但胖子始终是唐家已经确认的下一代家主继承人,再者如今的唐源早非往昔可比,就单以贵族堂大掌柜、京城财神这一重身份,就可说是身价万倍,而且他更是君大少爷少数认可的兄弟,岂是可以轻忽的,这件事若是处置的稍有差错,就将引发极其严重的后果! Dugu Great General turns around suddenly, sees three sons: Who can tell me, in the end what's the matter?” 独孤大将军霍然转身,看着三个儿子:“谁能告诉我,到底是怎么回事?” Father, this is also very ordinary...... What matter was drunk unable to do? The Fatty Tang that unwieldy personal appearance, drank has fallen into the latrine pit much...... Shouldn't that make a fuss about nothing?” The Dugu Ying corners of the mouth pull out, still wants to smile, was this matter is too fun. “爹,这也很平常啊……喝醉了酒什么事做不出来?唐胖子那么笨重的身形,喝多了掉进茅坑……那也不值得大惊小怪吧?”独孤英嘴角一抽一抽的,仍是想笑,实在是这事太可乐了。 Your this silly scoundrel, you are happy, you do not have the long brain, was brain Zichang the mildew!” Dugu Wudi was nearly mad by the son spits blood. Shouldn't make a fuss about nothing? Had not looked that your good brothers-in-law soon to kill people? On the Fatty Tang that unwieldy build, haven't you pondered over him to drink that many liquor to shake two li (0.5 km)? “你这个糊涂混账,你还乐,你是没长脑子,还是脑子长了霉!”独孤无敌险些被儿子气得吐血。不值得大惊小怪?没看你那好妹夫都快要杀人了嘛?就唐胖子那么笨重的体形,你就没琢磨他喝了那么多的酒怎么能晃悠出两里地吗? „Does Moxie hear your home another also table Young Master here?” Jun Moxie narrows the eye to smile, unexpectedly is the quite temperate say|way: Moreover this table Young Master last night also with squatting that Tang Yuan was predestined friends in a latrine, I want to take a look at this being predestined friends person but actually.” 莫邪听说贵府另还有一位表少爷在这里?”君莫邪眯着眼睛笑了笑,竟是颇为温和的道:“而且这位表少爷昨夜还与唐源非常有缘的蹲在了一个茅厕里面,我倒想看看这位有缘人。” ( to be continued ) (未完待续)
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