OEM :: Volume #5

#464: Worry of Tang Yuan

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„Isn't a medicine? That thing our some are!” Curling the lip that Jun Moxie disdains: „Sells! Marketablily is better!” “不就是一颗药？那玩意咱有的是！”君莫邪不屑的撇撇嘴:“卖！越抢手越好！” „Had your this saying I to feel relieved, this Quenching Bone Pill, I named as ‚remould the whole body skeleton, reconstructed muscle bloodline, instantaneous advanced, in Profound Expert dream holy medicine!’ What kind, eye-catching? Now our medicine pill not with any paper expensive that word can describe, came the Big Brother you to make this medicine is the effect too damn was really mysterious, two brothers also left the merit of operation, under effort that in my working wholeheartedly did one's best, medicine pill who we produced directly has become populace long-awaited Divine Medicine of!” “有你这话我就放心了,这种焠骨丹,我命名为‘重塑全身骨骼,再造肌肉血脉,瞬间进阶,玄者梦中圣药！’怎么样,拉风吧？现在咱们的药丹可不是用什么什么纸贵那词能形容的了,一来大哥您弄这药实在是效果太他妈的神奇了,二则兄弟也出了运作之功,在我的呕心沥血鞠躬尽瘁的努力之下,咱们出品的药丹直接成了大众梦寐以求的神药！” Fatty Tang smiles, belly pa pa whipping ground, say/way of being overjoyed: „On this new medicine, I have designed lines in addition, you listen to look: ‚Do you also mediocrely worry for your aptitude? How couldn't you have been comparing the contemporaries to worry for yourself diligently? Haven't you been able advanced to worry for yourself? Haven't you for been able to become expert worry? Come, please take ‚ remoulds the whole body skeleton, reconstructs muscle bloodline, instantaneous advanced, in Profound Expert dream holy medicine!’ Is effective, makes genius life-long, the silver gold and jade day, ate fled. Come comes, you also in what? Opportunity must not be lost loses no longer comes, Divine Medicine is born, only auctions for seven days, obsolete does not wait, should not be the permanent regret by own life...... ’ what kind of? Good?” 唐胖子一笑,肚皮啪啪的拍打地面,乐不可支的道:“就这新药,我另设计了一段台词,你听听看:‘你还为自己资质平庸而发愁吗？你还在为自己如何努力也比不上同龄人发愁吗？你还为自己不能进阶发愁吗？你还在为不能成为强者发愁吗？来吧,请服用‘重塑全身骨骼,再造肌肉血脉,瞬间进阶,玄者梦中圣药！’吧,一颗即见效,终生做天才,银金玉地天,吃了就一窜。来吧来吧,你还在等什么呢？机不可失失不再来,神药出世,只拍卖七天,过时不候,不要让自己的人生留下永久的遗憾……’怎么样？不错吧？” Tang Yuan said complacently, sees the eyeball of Jun Moxie to coagulate is looking at itself. 唐源得意洋洋地说完,就看见君莫邪的眼珠子凝固着看着自己。 „Fatty Tang...... Your you...... Are you also Earth come actually? Damn! How didn't you early say?” Jun Moxie capture his shoulder, somewhat is moved to tears the trend fiercely. “唐胖子……你你你……你其实也是地球来的？他妈的！你咋不早说？”君莫邪猛地抓住他的肩膀,有些热泪盈眶的趋势。 „What?...... What ball?” Tang Yuan is startled, immediately does not know whether to laugh or cry: „You are the ball, damn, father this does not have the means that whose his mother does want to be so fat? The father does not think!” “啥子？地……什么球？”唐源一怔,随即哭笑不得:“你才是球呢,他妈的,老子这也是没办法,谁他妈想这么胖？老子更不想！” „Eh...... Originally not?” Jun Moxie disappointed sighing: „You also had talent! Such has to create the righteousness the message you also to think! You must arrive at Earth to go, absolutely is genius of advertising industry!” “额……原来不是啊？”君莫邪失望的叹了口气:“不过你他妈的也太有才了吧！这么有创义的广告词你也能想得出来！你真要到地球去,绝对是广告界的天才！” „Message? Right...... Only then informs widely, can sell thing greatly.” Tang Yuan suddenly awakens the meanings of these two characters, does not forbid the vision of worship to look at Jun Moxie very: „Third Young Master you really had talent, casual contained the highest good, the brothers were really similar to your admiring the water of river saw incessantly your my mood was similar to sea surging forward in gale......” “广告词？对对……惟有广而告之,才能大卖东西。”唐源顿时醒悟这两个字的意思,不禁用十分崇拜的目光看着君莫邪:“三少您真是太有才了,随便一句就包含了至理,兄弟对您的佩服真是如同大河之水滔滔不绝一见到你我的心情就如同大风中的大海汹涌澎湃……” „fuck! do not talk nonsense, this thing do you plan to sell? You estimated that appropriately how many bottom does bond?” Beckoning with the hand that Young Master Jun does not know whether to laugh or cry. “草！别扯淡,这玩意你打算怎么卖？你估计底价标多少合适？”君大少哭笑不得的摆摆手。 „This medicine pill's medicine pill's effect only feared that must above beforehand these Spirit Medicine, with two auction one time, the base price 500,000 two silver!” Smiling face that Tang Yuan reveals a black heart, five fingers extend: „Preliminary estimate at least can also lift up five million two! Must know that this time auction invitation, aims at actually is the Profound Arts aristocratic family, this is the thing that they most need!” “这药丹的药丹的功效只怕还要在之前的那些灵药之上,就以两颗拍卖一次,底价五十万两白银！”唐源露出一个黑心的笑容,五根手指头一伸:“初步估计起码也能抬上五百万两！要知道这一次的拍卖请柬,所针对的却全是玄功世家啊,这可是他们最需要的东西！” „......” Jun Moxie is thorough. Suddenly felt own surface advance party is one out-and-out, black heart not good annihilates the business greatly! Two small pills, his must lay out five million taels of silver sky-high prices unexpectedly! Not important medicine of two to oneself...... Must know that in this world, ten taels of silver can family of three comfortable the first half of the year! “……”君莫邪彻底无语。突然感觉自己面前站着的就是一个不折不扣、黑心无良的大大歼商！两颗小小的药丸,这丫的居然要拍出五百万两银子的天价！还是两颗对自己来说不怎么重要的药……要知道在这个世界,十两银子就能够让一三口之家人舒舒服服的过上半年啊！ „These days, gratifying! Too gratifying!” Tang Yuan excitedly full is the Silvers brilliance: „father has a dream has thought like this said the child: Comfortable is waiting, then counts white and shiny Silvers by all means \; Damn, has not thought of the Silvers not several tenths, actually several tenths paper money...... The father number paper money counts the hand cramp every day...... Real gratifying! Every night my personally several, a number is the greater part of the night, too crisp......” “这段时间里,真他妈的过瘾！太过瘾了！”唐源兴奋地目中满是银子的光辉:“老子做梦都想过这样的曰子:舒舒服服的等着,然后只管数白花花的银子\;他妈的,没想到银子没数成,却数成了银票子……老子现在每天数银票都数得自己手抽筋……真过瘾！每天晚上我都亲手数一遍,一数就是大半夜,太爽了……” „You...... Too great!” Jun Moxie rout. Never thinks oneself one day can also be made so speechless! If changes into Silvers the Nobility Hall income really completely, seemingly does not need to change into Silvers, even if 11 exchanges, even is 110 exchanges, it is estimated that can enable Fatty one in the evening fully to pile up with the Silvers pile of n room on true losing weight, the body of Tang Yuan, if several one has not died of exhaustion...... That most little wants few dozens jin (0.5 kg) meat! Let that how this goods eat unable to eat again! “你……太伟大了！”君莫邪溃败了。从未想到自己有一天也能被人弄得如此无语！要是真把贵族堂的收入全部换成银子,貌似也不用全换成银子,就算11兑换,甚至是110兑换,估计都能让胖子一个晚上就真正的减肥足能堆满n间屋子的银子堆,唐源的身体若是数一遍还没累死……那就最少要少几十斤肉！让这货再怎么吃也吃不回来的那种！ Un? Jun Moxie just one thinks, suddenly has thought can help the excellent means that Tang Yuan loses weight, the corners of the mouth cannot help but reveal one evilly to the extreme smiling face. 嗯？君莫邪刚一这么想,突然想到了一个能帮到唐源减肥的绝佳办法,嘴角不由得露出了一丝邪恶到极点的笑容。 Stands startles in his Tang Yuan suddenly shivered spirit, what person as if has to plan itself? Ok, this segment Yuezi did want to plan own person to be also short? Has Song Shang this grade of expert to protect itself, but also cares about others to plan? Fatty whispered two. 站在他身边的唐源突然激灵灵打了个冷颤,似乎是有什么人在算计自己？算了,这段曰子想要算计自己的人还少了？有宋伤这等高手保护自己,还在乎别人算计？胖子嘀咕了两声。 „Un, Fatty, told all the buyers of participation, this time income, must completely trades with the cash or gold! Does not receive the paper money! The auction time postpones in order for ten days, to people sufficient reassignment fund time!” Jun Moxie suddenly thought own strength of metal, quenchinged good Blood of Yan and Huang with several other metals again. “嗯,胖子,告诉所有参与的买家,这一次的收入,一定要全部用现银或者黄金交易！一律不收银票！拍卖时间顺次推迟十天,给众人充足的调动资金时间！”君莫邪突然想起来了自己的金之力,还是再用其他的几种金属把炎黄之血再淬炼一遍的好。 Moreover can also make Fatty lose weight says...... „small fry? Cash transaction? gold?” Tang Yuan fainted: „Third Young Master, what do you want this to make? That a how big lump.” 而且也还能让胖子减肥的说……“虾米？现银交易？黄金？”唐源晕了:“三少,你要这个做什么？那得多么大的一坨啊。” „I have big using, presses the office that I said!” Jun Moxie serious say/way. “我有大用,就按我说的办！”君莫邪严肃的道。 „Good, you definitely have your truth, my this processes......” Fatty Tang somewhat to wonder, was actually one complied. „I said Third Young Master, you must help me first.” “好吧,你肯定有你的道理,我这就去处理……”唐胖子有些纳闷,却还是一口就答应了下来。“不过我说三少啊,你得先帮我个忙啊。” „What matter?” “什么事？” „Also is not Sun Xiaomei that young married woman. Oh, you do not know, I give my Medicinal Pill you, to that the woman takes, temporarily stopped half bottle to Sun Xiaomei...... Then these days finished eating...... But finished eating the issue to present......” Tang Yuan to keep sighing. “还不是孙小美那婆娘啊。唉唉,你是不知道,我把你给我的那丹药,就是给女人服用的那种,给孙小美截留了半瓶……然后这段时间已经吃完了……可是吃完了问题就出现了……”唐源长吁短叹。 „What situation? Does could it be have the side effect?” The Jun Moxie interest has raised all of a sudden, looks at Tang Yuan this, should not be the good deed. “什么情况？难道有副作用？”君莫邪的兴致一下子提了起来,看唐源这样子,应该不是啥好事。 „Oh, that medicine truly is effective, the young married woman now the stature also became slender, can compare with Princess Ling Meng simply. But now the issue is...... On the face was uglier!” “唉,那药确实是很管用,那婆娘如今身材也变得苗条了,简直都可以与灵梦公主相比了。但现在问题是……脸上更难看了！” Say/Way that Tang Yuan wants to cry but have no tears: „Third Young Master...... You do not know, present Sun Xiaomei, that is ‚looks at the back movie fan dead mighty force simply, has turned the head to retreat in fear the million mighty army!’ This contrast, making me too collapse...... Especially thinks that she is my future wife...... I collapsed......” 唐源欲哭无泪的道:“三少啊……你可不知道,现在的孙小美,那简直是‘看背影迷死千军万马,转过头吓退百万雄师！’这种对比,让我太崩溃了……尤其是想到她还是我未来的老婆……我就更加的崩溃了……” „On face? How ugly law?” Jun Moxie wonders very much, that Lesser Yin Pill nourishes yin to raise the face friendly, how will become the face on ugly? This actually greatly disobeys the common sense. “脸上？怎么个难看法？”君莫邪很纳闷,那少阴丹最善滋阴养颜,怎么会将脸上变得难看？这却是大违常理的。 „Little beautiful she was the childhood, ate did not know any thing, suddenly was then getting more and more ugly, lost shape more and more...... Oh, that was not quite in any case good to say. But since has taken your medicine, the body has the change more and more, as if links the skeleton also changes slender general, en, more and more slender...... As soon as I safeguard to use, came to exploit power, kept half bottle to her......” “小美她是小时候吧,吃了一点不知道什么东西,然后就突然间越来越难看,越来越走样……唉,反正是不大好说的那种。但自从吃了你的药,身体越来越有变化,似乎连骨骼也变的纤细一般,恩,越来越苗条……我一看管用,就来了个以权谋私,给她留了半瓶……” Tang Yuan somewhat embarrassed looked at Jun Moxie, flexure scratching the head: „After several days, I see her back each time, will discover that genuine more becomes more charming, was really too exquisite...... But, but on her face is actually more and more ugly, any lump abscess, also hou anything...... Third Young Master, you do not know my pain...... Then good stature...... Really was a pity.” 唐源有些不好意思的看了看君莫邪,挠了挠头:“过了几天,我每次一看到她的背影,都会发现真正的越变得越迷人,实在是太优美了……但,但她的脸上却是越来越难看,什么疙瘩脓疮的,还有瘊子什么的……三少哇,你可不知道我心里的痛苦啊……那么好的身材……真是太可惜了哇。” Jun Moxie hears here, actually also understood, it seems like Sun Xiaomei that valiant build originally also not completely is innate forms, after should also eat some type of thing, intentionally or otherwise disrupted the Yin-Yang balance in body, therefore all somewhat illuminate the male surname development, Lesser Yin Pill that but refine now is actually this type of thing nemesis, thereupon Fatty Tang bumps into the toxin in Sun Xiaomei body compelling, because of not knowing the proper way of utilization, lets these toxin automatic branching year after year unexpectedly, compelled to the face on all, a face was horrible to look, has created the present. „Back looks thinks the crime, looking at the profile wants to retrocede, looked that thinks directly justifiable defense” the subtle situation...... „is unimportant, waits to meet me to have a look. Believes that is not matter at the worst, turns head also around your consistent lovely wife. However Fatty you may result in carefully, if Sun Xiaomei became attractive has given to trample you again......” 君莫邪听到此处,却也已经明白了过来,看来孙小美原本的那彪悍体型也并不完全是先天就形成的,应该也是吃了某种东西之后,有意无意地破坏了身体内的阴阳平衡,所以一切都有些照着男姓化发展,但是现在自己炼制的少阴丹却是这种东西的克星,于是乎唐胖子误打误撞的将孙小美身体内的毒素给逼出来了,但却因为运用的不得其法,竟然让这些常年累月的毒素自动转移,尽数逼到了脸上,以至于一张脸惨不忍睹了,造成了现在。“看后边想犯罪,看侧脸想后退,看正面想正当防卫”的微妙局势……“不要紧,等会我去看看。相信不是什么大不了的事情,回头还你一个前后一致的娇妻。不过胖子你可得小心,万一孙小美变得漂亮了再把你给踹了……” „?!” Tang Yuan startled, said: „Third Young Master did not say, I have not paid attention, in that case, by valiant disposition of that young married woman, but also is really has the possibility greatly...... Or was incurable?” He thinks, said worried: „But incurable words...... This face also made me not be surnamed the interest......” “啊？！”唐源大吃一惊,道:“三少不说,我还真没注意,若是那样的话,以那婆娘的彪悍姓格,还真是大有可能……要不不治了？”他想了想,又苦恼地道:“可是不治的话……这张脸也太让我没姓趣了……” „Oh, I find the way...... Jun Moxie to comfort one to you”, then the eye turns: „, Fatty, blood brother clearly does accounts, you spoke the truth, if your wife carved not to have the condition, the matter of this exploiting power, did plan such to pass?” “唉,还是我给你想想办法吧……”君莫邪安慰了一句,接着眼睛一翻:“不过呢,胖子,亲兄弟明算帐,你老实说,若是你老婆刻下不出状况的话,你这次以权谋私的事情,是不是就打算就这么过去了？” „Uh......” Tang Yuan rolls the eyes crazily. “呃……”唐源狂翻白眼。 „You also know that our hall mouth the custom, turns one time according to each market auction maximum valency, deducts from your stock directly!” Say/Way that Jun Moxie is relentless: „If will have this situation from now on again, your stock confiscates completely!” “你也知道咱堂口的规矩,按照每一颗的市场拍卖最高价翻一倍,直接从你的股份中扣除！”君莫邪毫不留情的道:“若是今后再出现这种情况,你的股份全部充公！” „Does not want...... Does not want Third Young Master...... That is Silvers, white and shiny Silvers, Silvers that is my life, you seek your blood brother's life, we are the blood brother......” Tang Yuan pitiful yelled, the live image had pulled out the heart and liver general anxiety. A complaint of nasal mucus tears: „You cannot this! You were really too cruel wuuu......” “不要啊……不要啊三少……那都是银子啊,白花花的银子啊,银子那可是我的命啊,你这是谋你亲兄弟的命啊,咱可是亲兄弟啊……”唐源凄惨的大叫起来,活像是被人掏了心肝一般的肉疼。一把鼻涕一把泪的控诉:“你可不能这样做！你真是太残忍了呜呜……” Has a dream has not thought, oneself has taken advantage of entire world person full of enthusiasm, now Jun Moxie comes back, must be one's turn itself to be knocked, could it be this is the retribution in this life...... „that yourself chooses, wants the wife or wants Silvers?” Jun Moxie crosses the hands behind the back the vanguard, ignores to the entreaty of Fatty. 做梦也没有想到,自己兴致勃勃地敲了整个天下人的竹杠,如今君莫邪一回来,就要轮到自己被敲了,难道这就是现世报……“那你自己选择吧,是要老婆还是要银子？”君莫邪负手前行,对胖子的哀求置若罔闻。 „This...... This...... That, Silvers is the life, but the wife is the lifeblood, was the lifeblood is more important, naturally wants the wife......” Tang Yuan rumble to transfer the eyeball, finally firmly decided. “这个嘛……这个……那个,银子是命,可老婆是命根子,还是命根子更重要些,当然还是要老婆……”唐源咕噜噜转了转眼珠,终于还是痛下决心。 ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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