OEM :: Volume #5

#444: You must become the grandfather...

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Dugu Wudi opens eyes looks, dumbfounded, is shivering the finger: „Your you......” you a long time/half of the day, cannot say half character unexpectedly again, suddenly „splash” from fell immediately, falls to be sprawled, arrived at the extreme distressedly, the neck is actually staring to look toward the daughter, eyeful cannot believe. 独孤无敌睁眼一看,目瞪口呆,颤抖着手指:“你你你……”你了半天,竟是再也没能说出半个字,突然“扑通”一声从马上掉了下来,摔了个四仰八叉,狼狈到极点,却还是直着脖子瞪着眼睛向着女儿看去,满眼的不能置信。 Looks in another side Jun Moxie also had a scare! The eyeball is fierce! 在另一边的君莫邪一看也吓了一跳！眼珠子猛凸！ This in the end what situation, what's the matter? 这到底啥情形啊,怎么回事呢？ As for Dugu Chong, Dugu Shang and Brother Dugu Qian three people, were the eyeball also almost stared continually! 至于独孤冲、独孤上、独孤前兄弟三人,更是连眼珠子也几乎瞪了出来！ Sees only Dugu Xiaoyi to hold belly with the hand, slowing pace cautiously, stature unexpectedly exceptionally extremely fat, such, the live image was arrived at the pregnant woman of being in labor time, walked exceptionally difficultly. If looked from top to bottom that it is estimated that could not see own tip of the toe...... Was this girl slender gust to blow yesterday but actually, how today on the such big belly? This speed, was too odd, even if will be pregnant the big stomach woman who and will soon be in labor really in October, was not necessarily have such big belly, what let alone we did not have that even if really that what, moreover Yanaka place, was impossible to be so quick? This little girl was also too valiant...... Suddenly, Jun Moxie does not know whether to laugh or cry. 只见独孤小艺用手托着肚子,小心翼翼的慢步走来,身材竟是异常的臃肿,那样子,活像是已经到了临盆时期的孕妇,走起路来异常艰辛。若从上往下看,估计已经是看不到自己的脚尖了……这丫头昨天还是苗条得一阵风都吹得倒,怎么今天就挺起了这么大的肚子？这速度,也太离谱了吧,就算真个十月怀胎、即将临盆的大肚婆,也未必能有这么大的肚子吧,别说咱俩根本就没那啥,就算真那啥了,而且还一矢中地,也不可能这么快吧？这小丫头也太彪悍了吧……一时间,君莫邪哭笑不得。 Originally this girl this has hired finally! 原来这丫头终于还是把这一招用了出来！ When Jun Moxie to be funny, suddenly also somewhat is affected. 君莫邪在好笑之余,突然却又有些感动。 little girl this act is deliberately creating trouble without doubt, but had actually indicated she to oneself is the full sincerity true meaning, is in love sincerely, already to the situation that anything did not give a thought to! 小丫头此举无疑是在胡闹,但却表明了她对自己乃是十足的真心真意,倾心爱恋,已经是到了什么也不顾的地步！ Does not hesitate at all costs! I like Jun Moxie, my just do it marries Jun Moxie! 不惜一切代价！我喜欢君莫邪,我就是要嫁给君莫邪！ On the procedure of sole this point, has the place of equally good results from different methods with the Young Master manner, the Young Master book is one sticks to one's own way of doing things, how will never pay attention to others to see, person who said that but person who little girl for most love, completely disregards external all, although both are not identical, has the close meaning! 就单单这一点的做法,却是与大少的为人颇有异曲同工之处,大少本就是一个我行我素,从来不会理会别人会怎么看,怎么说的人,而小丫头为了自己最爱的人,也尽都无视外在的一切,两者虽然并不雷同,却也有相近之意！ So in ten thousand Ma Jun qian, such comes out in front of Tianxiang City, conceivable little girl must withstand anything! As the successor of respected family, the Dugu Family third generation only girl, is the reputation how important? little girl is not silly, cannot think of the consequence, but she such did as before resolutely. 如此在万马军前,在天香城门前就这么出来,可以想象小丫头要承受什么！作为大家族的传人,独孤世家第三代唯一的女孩子,名声何其重要？小丫头不傻,也不是想不到后果,但她依旧毅然决然地这么做了。 Although somewhat deliberately creates trouble, but had actually indicated withstands the firm determination of Tianxiang rumor public opinion offensive with oneself together! This laughable action, was actually equal to saying to Jun Moxie: Regardless of you suffer anything, I am accompanying you, you will not be lonely, will not be certainly lonely! 虽然是有些胡闹,但却表明了跟自己一同承受天香谣言舆论攻势的坚定决心！这种可笑的举动,却等于是向君莫邪说:无论你遭受什么,我都陪着你,你不会孤单,一定不会孤单！ Because of your also I! 因为你还有我！ Jun Moxie callous lip angle suddenly flood a gentleness. In this moment, his heartstrings, truly by some Dugu Xiaoyi this foolishness somewhat naive young misses, moving of heavily! 君莫邪冷酷的唇角突然泛起一丝柔和。在这一刻,他的心弦,真正地被独孤小艺这个有些傻气有些天真的小姑娘,重重的拨动了！ So affectionate sincere love, a such young miss...... How can you also let her? 如此深情挚恋,这样的一个小姑娘……你还能让她如何？ „Xiaoyi your you...... My my I...... Behaves badly behaves badly! My his paternal grandmother hammer, this called any matter......” Dugu Wudi to snatch by, pēng pēng had the sound. Solemn country Great General, tears tears able to move unhindered, are so distressed, are so distressed. “小艺你你你……我我我……作孽呀作孽呀！我他奶奶个锤子的,这叫什么事啊……”独孤无敌以头抢地,砰砰有声。堂堂一国大将军,涕泪纵横,叫天天不应,叫地地不灵。 „Father...... Like this.” Dugu Xiaoyi suddenly worried, early forgets oneself present is „pregnant”, took to one's heels to run to the father without consulting anybody, little girl itself also had good cultivation base, once these two distances have let loose the footsteps, naturally was in an instant. “爹爹……你不要这样子。”独孤小艺顿时着急了,早忘了自己现在是“身怀六甲”,径自撒腿就向父亲那边跑,小丫头本身也有不俗修为,这两步距离一旦真放开了脚步,自然是转眼就到。 „Stops! Your, do not move!...... Aiya...... Your silly thing, you must make......” Dugu Wudi to have a big shock, rise with a spring, could not attend to sadly, two spread out, tense language inadequate sound: „...... No...... Do not move the pregnancy nauseau! Aaaaah......” “停下！你你,别动！……哎呀呀……你个傻丫头,你要作死啊……”独孤无敌大惊失色,一跃而起,也顾不得伤心了,两手箕张,紧张的语不成声:“……别……千万别动了胎气！啊啊啊……” Dugu Xiaoyi awakens suddenly, oneself present is ‚very special period’, cannot run all over the place to jump madly! suddenly rapidly stopped from running all of a sudden, two cautiously is holding the belly, lest fell suddenly, body swing back, swung a penguin that suspended to walk likely generally, tender sound track: „Father...... You...... Does not want pissed off, the daughter is unfilial, is...... I must become mother...... You must become the grandfather...... This happy, cannot pissed off......” 独孤小艺突然醒悟,自己现在乃是‘非常时期’,不能乱跑乱跳啊！顿时从急速的奔跑一下子停了下来,两手小心翼翼的托着肚子,唯恐突然掉了下来,身躯后仰,一摇一摆的像个企鹅一般走了过去,娇声道:“爹爹……您老……不要生气,女儿不肖,可是……我要当妈妈了……你要当外公了……该高兴,不能生气……” „My not pissed off...... My not pissed off...... I should happy...... This happy...... Whistling......” Dugu Wudi puffs, air/Qi both eyes bead understand is blue, anxious hammered has hammered own chest, this suppressed the anger of soon erupting, has referred to daughter's belly with the finger, some evil report foul odor actually the excitements of some faint trace: „Whose?” “我不生气……我不生气……我该高兴……该高兴……呼呼……”独孤无敌喘着粗气,气的一双眼珠子都发了蓝,焦躁的锤了锤自己的胸膛,这才强忍着即将爆发的怒火,用手指头指了指女儿的肚子,有些恶声恶气却又有些丝丝的兴奋:“谁的？” Mentioned Dugu Great General is also several children's fathers, sees the big stomach woman, this was insufficient so ignorant, little girl altogether left home for several months, how even if not to be again impossible to have such big body, how oneself daughter by person „office” the thought first impressions are most lasting, Great General completely neglected this fact unexpectedly! 说来独孤大将军也是好几个孩子的父亲了,更是见惯了大肚婆,本不至于如此懵懂,小丫头一共才离家几月,就算再怎么着也不可能有这么大的身子,奈何自己女儿被人“办”了的念头先入为主,大将军竟是将这个事实尽都忽略了！ „Eh? anything...... Whose?” Dugu Xiaoyi is stunned, the big eye opens the round rhetorical question. “呃？什么……谁的？”独孤小艺愕然,大眼睛睁得圆圆的反问。 „......” Dugu Wudi almost spits blood, looks at Dugu Xiaoyi tremblingly, the weeping blood awl liver bellows generally: „I asked that this inside baby, is whose!!!” “……”独孤无敌几乎吐血,颤巍巍地看着独孤小艺,泣血锥肝一般大吼:“我问这里面的娃娃,是谁的！！！” „Which in?............ This......” a Dugu Xiaoyi face charming dangling head, said in a low voice: „Except for Elder Brother Moxie, whose but can also......” “哪里面？……哦……这个呀……”独孤小艺一脸娇羞的垂下头,低声道:“除了莫邪哥哥的,还能有谁的啊……” „..................” Dugu Wudi fierce puffing, although was also early has to prepare, but saw suddenly one regarded, if the daughter of treasure supported such big belly to appear in her front suddenly, Great General felt that at present one becomes dark intermittently, suddenly clenched teeth to stamp the foot, face upwards to bellow: „You - not - evil...... I must castrate you......” “嗬……嗬……嗬……”独孤无敌剧烈的喘着粗气,虽然也算是早有准备了,但骤然看到自己视若珍宝的女儿突然挺着这么大的肚子出现在自己的面前,大将军还是感觉眼前一阵阵发黑,突然一咬牙一顿足,仰天大吼:“君-莫-邪……我一定要阉了你……” Jun Moxie in team, startles spirit hit to tremble. 队伍中的君莫邪,激灵灵的打了个寒颤。 What? Has castrated me, why? Your daughter prescribes medicine to me, making me suffer extreme distress, you must castrate me unexpectedly, this didn't also have the natural justice?! 啥？阉了我,凭啥呢？你女儿给我下药,让俺死去活来,你竟然还要阉了俺,这还有没有天理了？！ „Father you were saying anything!” Dugu Xiaoyi is stamping the small feet, was red the small face small hand to cover the ears to blow up the mouth, little girl, although passed to matter of men and women, but also was very clear so-called „castration” meaning, greatly is naturally discontented. “爹爹你在说什么啊！”独孤小艺跺着小脚,红着小脸小手捂着耳朵鼓起了嘴,小丫头虽然对男女之事似通非通,但也很是清楚所谓“阉”了的意思,自然大是不满。 „Do not stamp the feet...... Do not stamp the feet......” Dugu Wudi to jump anxiously, crazy flexure scalp: „Aiya Aaah...... My Little Aunt, you now is a pregnant woman, cannot withstand the big movement, careful point......” “你别跺脚……别跺脚……”独孤无敌急得跳了起来,狂挠头皮:“哎呀呀啊啊……我的小姑奶奶啊,你现在是双身子,经不起大动作,小心点……” At this time, grasps rushing that the Imperial Decree imperial envoy Sir panted finally, wielded toward Jun Wuyi whisks: „Imperial Decree! Grand Marshal Jun Wuyi meets the aim!” 这时,手持圣旨的钦差大人终于气喘吁吁的赶到,向着君无意一挥拂尘:“圣旨到！大帅君无意接旨！” „Meets your paternal grandmother mouth!” Dugu Wudi rampage like the thunder, a lot of stuffy nowhere vented, suddenly in heard this to be strange the odd Court Eunuch expression, specifically what was mad results in cloud-covered mountains Dugu Great General not to listen to clear that Court Eunuch to yell was anything, the suddenly volcanic eruption, went forward a foot to trample one get lost the bottle gourd: „fuck hasn't your 18 generations of ancestors' Grandma Zu that thigh, you seen your father I to be busy? Your paternal grandmother mouth pulls in the shrill and raucous voice anus to brave the yellow smoke to shout that shouted! Shouted your mother's infant!” “接你奶奶个嘴！”独孤无敌暴跳如雷,一肚子闷气无处发泄,突然听到这声怪里怪气的太监语气,正在气得云山雾罩地独孤大将军也没听清楚那太监具体叫喊的是什么,顿时火山爆发,上前一脚踹了一个滚地葫芦:“我艹你18代祖宗的祖奶奶那条大腿,你他妈的没见你老子我在忙着吗？你奶奶个嘴的扯着公鸭嗓子屁眼里面冒着黄烟就喊,喊！喊你妈的毛毛啊！” Old Court Eunuch mumbling rolling out, turns ten very difficult somersault movements directly continually, has seasoned salt fish general squish full of admiration falling on the ground, neat unconscious does not awake immediately. 老太监叽里咕噜的滚了出去,直接连翻十来个高难度的筋斗动作,才晒干了的咸鱼一般吧唧一声五体投地的摔在地上,立即干净利落的昏迷不醒。 Held Imperial Decree in hand also already to let go, unexpectedly „squish” one has fallen into some water hole by coincidence. That water may, no matter you Imperial Decree, whistling inundates, an above handwriting suddenly fuzziness, has become one group of black corona. 捧在手中的圣旨亦早已脱手而出,居然无巧不巧地“吧唧”一下掉进了某水坑。那水可不管你圣旨不圣旨,呼呼地漫上来,上面的字迹顿时一片模糊,成了一团黑晕。 A suddenly place eyeball chaotic jumping ball! 顿时一地眼球乱蹦弹！ From ancient to present, but who also has not seen really has to dare so to beat the imperial envoy, moreover announced to seal/confer Shang the imperial envoy, moreover Dugu Great General one obloquied that also was really fluent, making in the person head turn several curved to understand what he scolded was anything...... But this imperial envoy is really also bad luck. He clearly, these time may be really heavy to Jun Wuyi to seal/confer Shang, the considering everything this Jun Wuyi Grand Marshal is meeting heavily grants itself a big pen, the dream of riches that is filled with, which thinks of a pocket wickedly foot, muddleheaded unconscious, even has not known actually from beginning to end one offended which group of deities...... Jun Wuyi sees the imperial envoy to come, when the entire clothes, then must prepare to go forward to meet the aim, then saw that the imperial envoy Sir rubber ball rolled out from oneself generally at present, the speed is rapid. suddenly one ‚feudal official, Jun Wuyi meets aim’ to swallow back. Looks at Dugu Wudi dull, long time sighed, said: „The Dugu brother, your this time may bring the big trouble!” 自古到今,还真没见过有谁人敢如此的殴打钦差的,而且还是来宣布封赏的钦差,而且独孤大将军一番大骂也实在是流利之极,让人脑袋里拐了好几道弯才想明白他骂的是什么……而这位钦差大臣也着实倒霉。他可是清楚地,这一次对君无意的封赏可着实不轻,满打满算着这次君无意大帅一定会重重的赏赐自己一大笔,满心的发财梦,哪想到兜头就是恶狠狠地一脚,稀里糊涂的昏迷了,甚至自始至终还不知道自己究竟是得罪了哪路神仙……君无意眼看着钦差过来,正待整整衣冠,便要准备上前接旨,接着就见到钦差大人皮球一般从自己眼前滚了出去,速度迅疾绝伦。顿时把一句‘臣,君无意接旨’又咽了回去。呆怔怔地看着独孤无敌,良久才叹了一口气,说道:“独孤兄,你这次可闯了大祸了！” „Did I bring the big trouble? Jun Wuyi...... Your this guy is not the good thing!” Dugu Wudi did not pay attention to Jun Wuyi to say anything, was angry the item to give a loud shout: „Your vertical nephew commits murder, annihilates the silver to plunder, guilty of the most heinous crime, the father and you are unable to co-exist! Jun Moxie that little animal? Get lost quickly to me! Does not come automatically, was caught by father, fights with the fists dead directly!” “我闯了大祸了？君无意嗬嗬嗬……你这厮也不是好东西！”独孤无敌根本不理会君无意说了什么,嗔目大喝一声:“你纵侄行凶,歼银掳掠,罪大恶极,老子与你势不两立！君莫邪那小畜生呢？快给我滚出来！再不自动现身,被老子逮到,直接一拳打死！” A clear hoofbeat, Young Master Jun more numerous, handsome, pretty, the facial features are handsome, the elegant bearing, the elegant demeanor according to the person, just likes handsome like a jade tree, the golden boy is alive! 得得得一阵清脆的马蹄声,君大少越众而出,唇红齿白,眉清目秀,面容俊朗,风度翩翩,风采照人,犹如玉树临风,金童在世！ „Jun Moxie! Your this little animal!...... Aaaaaahh......” Dugu Wudi just like must eat the person to be generally red the eye to throw. Jun Moxie whiz fled just to be raised a time of flagpole by him, shua shua shua several arrived at several feet flagpole top, said loudly: „You must do, that matter does not close my matter from beginning to end...... You must investigate clearly speak again! Must run wild also first finds to run wild object.” “君莫邪！你这小畜生！……啊啊啊啊……”独孤无敌宛若要吃人一般红着眼睛扑了上来。君莫邪嗖的一声窜上了刚被他自己加高了一倍的旗杆,刷刷刷几下就到了十几丈的旗杆顶,大声道:“你要干什么,那事从头到尾都不关我的事……你要调查清楚再说话！要撒疯也先找好撒疯对象。” The flagpole is too high, although Dugu Wudi Great General skill/effort is also good, actually seriously cannot jump to be so high, words that crawls, the sturdy body is not also flexible, can only jump under the flagpole randomly, one hear of Jun Moxie these words, suddenly infuriated, the air/Qi clashes the bullfight: „Anything! Doesn't do your matter? Whose matter that is! Damn, making me make clear? I...... My daughter/girl...... Like this, you unexpectedly have wanted to eat wipe dry do not acknowledge mistakes only!? What clarity do I do?” 旗杆太高,独孤无敌大将军的功夫虽然也还不错,却也当真跳不了那么高,爬上去的话,粗壮的身体又没有那么灵活,只能在旗杆下乱蹦,一听君莫邪这句话,顿时更加的火冒三丈,气冲斗牛:“什么！不干你的事？那是谁的事！他妈的,让我搞清楚？我……我闺女……都这样了,你竟然想吃干抹净不认账！？我搞什么清楚？” The Dugu Wudi whole body shivers, the unusual violent anger looks at Jun Moxie, two hands are holding the flagpole, exerts all one's strength to sway. Above Jun Moxie suddenly is similar to flying trapeze, whiz whiz turning circle back and forth. 独孤无敌浑身颤抖,异常暴怒地看着君莫邪,两只手抱着旗杆,使尽力气摇晃起来。上面的君莫邪顿时如同空中飞人,嗖嗖的来回转圈。 ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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