OEM :: Volume #5

#409: The matter drops like this

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„Old man was shouting relatives by marriage to your this Old Thing, naturally was calling you, will could it be also call others? At present besides your this Old Thing, Tianxiang City several people coordinates the old man to marry?” The Grandpa Jun expression wonders very much, one ‚are you an idiot?’ Appearance. “老夫对着你这老货喊亲家,自然是在叫你,难道还会叫别人吗？眼下除了你这老货,天香城又有几人配和老夫联姻？”君老爷子的表情很纳闷,一副‘你是个白痴？’的样子。 „Bah, when doesn't the father build relatives by marriage with you? You do not sprinkle to soak urine photo yourself, your Jun Family from your Jun Zhantian, the son remains one, the grandson remains one, the son has abandoned, the grandson debauchee ruined family, wants to aspire to marry with father unexpectedly, you are the wishful thinking!” The muscle on Dugu Zhongheng face shakes, in the eyes ominous light suddenly/violently to launch, has the trend of acting crazy. “呸,老子什么时候跟你老不修成了亲家？你也不洒泡尿照照你自己,你们君家自你君战天以下,儿子剩一个,孙子剩一个,儿子废了,孙子纨绔败家,居然还想和老子攀亲,你是痴心妄想！”独孤纵横脸上的肌肉一抖一抖,眼中凶光暴射,有发飙的趋势。 If ordinary day, Grandpa Jun hears Dugu Grandfather this saying, particularly „son has abandoned” this saying, immediately must be infuriated, is direct to repair Dugu Grandfather is not impossibly! 若是平曰,君老爷子听到独孤老爷子这话,尤其是“儿子废了”这话,立刻就得火冒三丈,直接上来修理一顿独孤老爷子也不是不可能地！ But at this moment...... Grandpa Jun has not lost one's temper unexpectedly, say/way that instead smiles: „relatives by marriage this saying said that but outlet, before or was not, now thinks that was not may not result, come, come, come...... You listen to me to give you to say carefully \; Un, this matter it spoke the truth also simply, was a few words, "cooked rice" cooks the cooked rice! You understand my meaning! Now again the detailed situation, that day was such place...... Invincible, you must listen, after all...... Invincible is also relatives by marriage, your little brat is most direct relatives by marriage......” 可是此刻……君老爷子居然一点都没动怒,反而笑眯眯的道:“亲家这话说得可是外道了,以前或者不是,现在就算想不是都不可得了,来来来……你听我给你仔细道来\;嗯,这件事其实说起来也简单,就是一句话,生米煮成熟饭！你明白我的意思吧！现在再来说详细情形,那天是这样地……无敌啊,你也得听一听,毕竟……无敌也是亲家,你小子还是最直接的亲家……” Dugu Zhongheng Grandfather heard „"cooked rice" to cook cooked rice” this saying, the face on the direct green, heard any direct relatives by marriage and one old face to have again changes the blue trend...... „Uh...... I suddenly think, the military camp officers also ask me to have the matter, I need to process, frustratea military opportunity, but grave offense, un...... But that side is related dozens human lives important matters, cannot delay so grave as to affect a human life, does not go good!......” 独孤纵横老爷子才听到“生米煮成熟饭”这话,脸就直接绿了,再听到什么直接亲家、一张老脸更有变蓝的趋势……“呃……我突然想起来,军营众将士们还找我有事,我需要去处理,贻误军机可是重罪,嗯……那边可是有关着几十条人命的大事,人命关天耽误不得,不去不行啊！……” Dugu Wudi more listens more to think wonderfully, does not want to come thirty six strategies directly, first lay low until something blows over said again. That reason also overbearing, unexpectedly is any so grave as to affect a human life, but also dozens...... „your little brat halts to the father!” Facial color already thorough blue Dugu Zhongheng stares, calls out shocking. „Before matter has not explained that you dare to walk the father to break your leg! Again loudly, discounts directly!” 独孤无敌越听越是觉得不妙,直接就想来个三十六计,先避避风头再说。那理由也霸道,居然是什么人命关天,还几十条……“你小子给老子站住！”面色已经彻底蓝了的独孤纵横一瞪眼,一声震天暴喝。“事情没说明白之前,你敢走老子就打断你的腿！再放声,直接打折！” That side Dugu Wudi has just now turned around, let alone moved, makes a sound does not dare, maintains posture that a foot is taking outward, complexion red white, looks like having diarrhea time suddenly was stopped up not to let in the restroom entrance, the full sweat rustle falls. 独孤无敌那边才刚转过身来,别说动弹了,连吱声也不敢了,保持着一脚往外迈出的姿势,脸色一阵红一阵白,就像是拉肚子的时候突然被人堵在了厕所门口不让进去,满头汗水簌簌而落。 „Jun Zhantian! Please.” Dugu Zhongheng focuses to tilt the head slantingly looks at Grandpa Jun, a hand makes the austere guest shape. The meaning was very clear, has any matter not to say here, we closed to say to inside. “君战天！请吧。”独孤纵横斜着眼歪着头看着君老爷子,一只手做肃客状。意思很明白,有啥事别在这里说,咱们到里面去关上门说。 „Your several little brat here wait, appointed no one must leave slightly, if some people absurdly from close, wants to intercept highly military secret, executes summarily!” Grandpa Jun turns round to order, one hear of Grandpa Jun ordered, Dugu Grandfather also felt that the matter seemed like is quite unusual, followed the example also orders own guard to unite with the security, guards two families complied with one neatly, distributed in several key positions rapidly. “你们几个小子都在这里等候,任谁也不得稍离,若有人妄自接近,欲窃听高度军事机密者,格杀勿论！”君老爷子回身下令,一听君老爷子下令,独孤老爷子也感到事情看来是颇不寻常,有样学样也命令自家的护卫联同警戒,两家护卫们整齐的答应一声,迅速分布到了几个关键位置上。 Grandpa Jun placed present readily, this starting to walk footsteps, follow the stride behind Dugu Zhongheng to walk. 君老爷子眼下布置停当,这才迈开脚步,跟在独孤纵横后面大步走去。 Dugu Wudi Great General slow-going follows in the rear, in the heart that not wonderful feeling is getting more and more obvious, „does "cooked rice" cook cooked rice”? Really isn't that matter? heavens! My own daughter/girl, could it be you I advanced in your father the fiery pit directly...... „Old Man Jun, some words said, has the fart to put, do not talk circuitously to say these odd, illegibile thing with father!” The complexion tended black Dugu Zhongheng Grandfather, appears is very impatient, looks at son's look, even more bad. 独孤无敌大将军磨磨蹭蹭地跟在最后面,心中那不妙的感觉越来越明显,“生米煮成熟饭”？不会真是那回事吧？天哪！我的亲闺女,难道你把你老子我直接推到了火坑上……“君老匹夫,有话就说,有屁就放,别跟老子绕圈子说那些不着四六,不清不楚的玩意！”脸色已经趋于黑色的独孤纵横老爷子,显得很不耐烦,看着儿子的眼神,也愈发的不善。 Dugu Wudi there also usually in the Great General manner, restricted sitting extremely in one side, resembles with the young wife of being a scapegoat simply, the tall and strong body also just like must shrink the bottom to be common, freely wipes away sweat. Tianxiang now is early winter weather, but Dugu Great General has probably been unexpectedly ordinary in the midsummer. 独孤无敌那里还有平素里大将军的派头,拘束万分的坐在一边,简直就跟受气的小媳妇也似,魁梧的身体也宛若要缩进地底一般,不住地擦着汗。天香现在已经是初冬的天气,可独孤大将军居然好像在过盛夏一般。 „En, your family's granddaughter Xiaoyi, Hehehe, the girl is really a good girl. This time in South Heaven, she......” Jun Zhantian does not evade, started to say directly. But he said a opening, was broken by Dugu Zhongheng. “恩,你们家的孙女小艺,呵呵呵,那丫头真是个好姑娘啊。此次在天南,她……”君战天也不避讳,直接就开始说。但他才说了一个开头,就被独孤纵横打断了。 „Stops!” Dugu Zhongheng raises hand, has turned away to look at Dugu Wudi, asked wickedly: „You did not say...... Does Xiaoyi close up in Imperial Palace with Princess Ling Meng now? How to run up to South Heaven? This does Old Thing cheat me?” “停！”独孤纵横一扬手,转过脸看着独孤无敌,恶狠狠地问道:“你们不是说……小艺现在跟灵梦公主在皇宫闭关？怎地跑到了天南？这老货诈我？” Dugu Grandfather dozens years of story, although has judged Grandpa Jun to say immediately definitely, but is holding prospect accidentally, after all Grandpa Jun that „"cooked rice" cooked cooked rice” really to shock a moment ago! 独孤老爷子几十年阅历,虽然已经即时判断出君老爷子说得肯定是真地,但还是抱着万一的指望,毕竟君老爷子刚才那一句“生米煮成熟饭”实在太震撼了！ „This...... That......” the sweat on Dugu Wudi forehead were more, was flows rapidly simply, has almost blocked the eye, cleaning, black face red white, in an extremely difficult situation. This that could not say whole words, quickly caught up with Mr. Duanmu Chaofan. “这个……那个……”独孤无敌额头上的汗水更多了,简直就是奔流不息,几乎挡住了眼睛,一个劲的擦拭,黑脸一阵红一阵白的,狼狈不堪。这这那那,就是说不出一句囫囵话,都快赶上端木炒饭先生了。 Dugu Xiaoyi runs secretly with Guan Qinghan South Heaven, walked later several days of Dugu Great General to know that but this matter, if initially called Grandfather to know, oneself have't can instantly be moved the First Layer skin? Therefore Dugu Wudi is also only the arrangement three child nephews who accompanies to go well sees the steady own daughter, seeks help from gods and Buddhas cannot have an accident surely. Then also at home said that the night prayed this Little Aunt do not have an accident noisily, hurries comes back any matter not to have...... However, looks at present this situation, definitely has been contrary to what expects, this treasure daughter erratically made the big trouble in that side. Looks at the Jun Zhantian facial expression, very much clearly knew. 独孤小艺跟着管清寒私自跑去天南,也是走了之后好几天独孤大将军才知道的,但这事若是当初就叫老爷子知道,自己还不得即刻被扒掉一层皮？所以独孤无敌也就只是安排随同前去的三个子侄好好地看稳自己的女儿,求神拜佛千万千万不能出事。然后又在家里曰夜祈祷这位小姑奶奶千万不要闹出事来,赶紧的回来啥事也没有……但是,就看眼前这情形,肯定是事与愿违了,这位宝贝女儿在那边不定惹出了多大的麻烦。看君战天的神情,就很清楚的知道了。 Sees the son not to speak, only knows that wiping away sweat, in Dugu Zhongheng Grandfather heart bright as snow, any prospect does not have, the anger snort/hum, said: „Was old, was really old, now the whole families take me to work as the old blind person......” 见儿子也不说话,就只知道一个劲的擦汗,独孤纵横老爷子心中雪亮,啥指望也没有,怒哼一声,道:“老了,真是老了,现在一家人都拿着我当老瞎子了……” „Father...... This... That...” Dugu Wudi clamor big mouth, difficult answered, was this that a long time/half of the day, has not squeezed out half a word words. “父亲……这个…那个…”独孤无敌咧咧大嘴,艰难的解释道,可是这那了半天,还是没挤出半句话来。 „Your this scoundrel shuts up to me! Again loudly, father discounts really your leg!” Dugu Zhongheng calls out, changes Jun Zhantian: „Old Jun, you continued, a detail cannot leak!” “你这个混帐给我闭嘴！再放声,老子真个打折你腿！”独孤纵横暴喝,转向君战天:“老君,你继续说,一点细节也不许漏！” „...... Un, you also know Qinghan that daughter/girl with our Jun Family origin...... Xiaoyi that girl saw Qinghan no longer is the Moxie sister-in-law, immediately flew into a rage, this girl was also loves the ghost Moxie, has thought the guard who means that looked for family accompanying must come aphrodisiac, en, the quantity was not many, one package, has not ruined, has all gotten down to Moxie, can Moxie guard against her? Naturally has not ruined entire drank...... But she actually cannot resist, when that is most critical, Guan Qinghan that girl heart is friendly, for fear that they had an accident, looked, hehe, finally...... Oh, casts the blunder. Un, the matter is such a matter......” “……嗯,你也知道清寒那闺女跟我们君家的渊源……小艺那丫头一见清寒不再是莫邪的嫂子了,即时就急眼了,这丫头也是爱煞了莫邪,就想了个办法,找家族随行的侍卫要来了一点春药,恩,数量也不是多,就么一包而已,一点没糟践,全给莫邪下了,莫邪能防备她吗？自然是一点没糟践的全喝了……但她一个人却又招架不住,就在那最危急的时候,管清寒那丫头心善啊,生怕他们出事,找了过去,呵呵,结果……唉,铸成大错。嗯,事情就是这么回事……” „Old Dugu, you said, our wasn't relatives by marriage? This was your granddaughter on own initiative, bah, no matter who was initiative, was ‚"cooked rice" cooks cooked rice’ in any case, Moxie that little brat definitely is responsiblily!” Jun Zhantian is rubbing the beard, intentional certain not that „important” the place said ambiguously, emphatically has pointed out that Young Master Jun will be responsiblily! “老独孤,你说,我们这回可不就是亲家了吗？这可是你孙女主动地了,呸,不管是谁主动的,反正是‘生米煮成熟饭’了,莫邪那小子肯定是会负责任地！”君战天捋着胡子,故意的将某些不那么“重要”的地方说得含含糊糊,着重指出了,君大少爷是会负责任地！ Especially Jun Zhantian has also exhibited one „victim” keeping sighing that the appearance, does not live. 尤其君战天还摆出了一副“受害者”的样子,不住的长吁短叹。 Actually Grandfather said also completely is the truth, but has the suspicion of intentional misleading slightly, for example ‚, but she actually cannot resist, when is most critical......’ these words, the person who knows understands certainly that the Dugu Xiaoyi anything matter does not have, although at that time truly could not resist then Young Master Jun, but simply not that anything, but did not know wants to result in may be many, particularly present these two Lords...... Dugu Zhongheng and Dugu Wudi master two very associations naturally: Jun Moxie was put that many aphrodisiacs, does not have the experience depending on Dugu Xiaoyi such silly girl definitely cannot resist, that...... Thinks, has formed imperceptibly a fixed ideological mode: Jun Moxie had that anything's relations with Dugu Xiaoyi, en, Dugu Xiaoyi has not resisted...... Most critical time, Guan Qinghan appeared, therefore has rescued a Dugu Xiaoyi life, rescuing was rescues, the price also gave to make contact with oneself...... This originally is most conforms with the inference of cleaning up normally, Dugu Xiaoyi, since prescribed medicine, that expressed that has planned to cross the rubicon, where will also run away? 其实老爷子说得也尽都是实话,只不过是稍有故意误导的嫌疑而已,比如‘但她一个人却又招架不住,就在最危急的时候……’这句话,知道的人当然明白独孤小艺啥事也没有,当时虽然也确实招架不住当时的君大少,但根本就没那啥,但不知道的想得可就多了,尤其是眼前的这两个老爷们……独孤纵横和独孤无敌爷儿俩很自然而然的联想到:君莫邪被下了那么多的春药,凭独孤小艺那么一个黄毛丫头又全无经验肯定是招架不住地,那么……这么一想,无形中就形成了一种固定的思维模式:君莫邪已经与独孤小艺发生了那啥的关系,恩,独孤小艺没招架住……最危急的时候,管清寒出现了,于是救了独孤小艺一条命,救是救下来了,代价就是把自己也给搭上了……这本就是最正常最合乎清理的推断,独孤小艺既然下了药,那就表示已经打算破釜沉舟了,哪里还会逃走？ Along with Jun Zhantian related, Dugu Zhongheng and Dugu Wudi father and son eyes more stare are bigger, sound of breath more and more loud, to afterward, the throat in already made ‚hu-hu’ ‚hu-hu’ the sound...... Until Jun Zhantian said long time, father and son still in staring ‚hu-hu’ endlessly. Jun Zhantian knows for sure own goal overall to achieve, pays no attention to them again, carries the teacup, drinking water of remain calm and composed, judges tea. 随着君战天的诉说,独孤纵横和独孤无敌父子二人眼睛越瞪越大,呼吸的声音越来越响,到后来,喉中已经发出‘呼哧’‘呼哧’的声音了……直到君战天已经说完了半晌,这父子二人还在瞪着眼睛‘呼哧’个没完。君战天情知自己的目的已经全盘达到,再也不理他们,端起茶杯,好整以暇的喝水,品茶。 „Real True Qi ghost I!” “真真气煞我也！” Unexpected, rampage gets up first, unexpectedly was a moment ago already withered thoroughly faded Dugu Wudi Great General, saw only him to dance with joy, jumped three zhang (3.33 m) high, the whole piece face of air/Qi distorted: „Jun Moxie this little animal! Dares to make so mean matter unexpectedly! My my I...... I could not forgive him, I wanted me to want...... I must tear to shreds him, first castrates castrates again, damn! Father...... Father......” 出乎意料,最先暴跳起来的,竟然是刚才已经彻底萎了蔫了的独孤无敌大将军,只见他手舞足蹈,一跳三丈高,气的整张脸都变了形:“君莫邪这小畜生！竟然敢做出如此下作的事情！我我我……我饶不了他,我要我要……我要将他碎尸万段,先阉割再阉割,他妈的！老子……老子……” ‚Father’ a long time/half of the day, had not waited for him downward saying that suddenly a rudely palm of the hand buckled directly on his head, immediately hit him falls on the ground, fell a silver piece to be sprawled out likely generally. ‘老子’了半天,还没等他往下说,突然势大力沉的一巴掌直接扣在了他的脑袋上,登时将他打得摔在地上,摔得像个元宝一般四脚朝天。 „Your you... This thing... What called? Called your mother head! How father said a moment ago, loudly, discounted again your leg, when father's words were talk nonsense!” “你你你…这混帐东西…叫什么？叫你妈个头啊！刚才老子怎么说的,再放声,打折你腿,当老子的话是放屁啊！” Dugu Zhongheng Grandfather at this moment was erupted finally thoroughly, a face rose the eggplant, the air/Qi flushed the niu and dou constellations! A palm of the hand meets a palm of the hand punches crazily, shouts abuse: The fading matter that „all these are you raise that treasure daughter who do, ruined itself, but also gave to frame somebody else girls...... Your also face dirties others, can this complain about families Jun Moxie? Your you, you must irritate me! The father must discount the leg of your little brat today, Aaaaaahh......” 此刻的独孤纵横老爷子终于算是彻底的爆发了,一张脸涨成了紫茄子,气冲牛斗！一巴掌接一巴掌的狂揍,破口大骂:“这一切都是你养的那宝贝女儿做出来的衰事,糟践自己也就算了,还把别个姑娘都给陷害了……你还有脸埋汰别人,这能怨人家君莫邪吗？你你你,你要气死我了！老子今天非打折你小子的腿不可,啊啊啊啊……” ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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