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#265: I like the outsider


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Chapter 265 I like the outsider 第265章我就像个局外人 Speaking the ghost story is not a new skill that Mei side learned recently, actually he and forest have the summer reason elementary school plays together often speak the ghost story to them to listen. 讲鬼故事并不是梅方最近习得的一项新技能,其实他和林有兮夏缘小学一起玩的时候就经常讲鬼故事给她们俩听。 Frightens to cry to make side the girl feel that has sense of achievement very much- after all at that time, no matter the summer reason or the forest have, so long as they were scared will throw toward oneself bosom. 把女孩子吓哭会让梅方感觉很有成就感-毕竟那个时候,不管是夏缘还是林有兮,她们只要被吓坏的话就会往自己怀里扑。 However now circumstances changes with the time, before present reason reason perhaps, is equally timid, but there are may change greatly, to scare her not easily- 不过现在时过境迁,现在的缘缘或许还是跟以前一样胆小,但有兮可大变了个样,要想吓坏她可不容易- Actually spoke story skill to look to repeat display on site story very much, if could not grasp melodious emphasis and to atmosphere control , the funny story will make one listen insipidly, a very ordinary ghost story, under an exaggeration of piece Grandmaster, can frighten scared shitless others. 其实讲故事这个技能很看重讲故事者的临场发挥,如果掌握不住抑扬顿挫的强调和对氛围的把控,再搞笑的故事都会让人听完索然无味,一个很普通的鬼故事,在一个段子大师的渲染下,也能把别人吓得屁滚尿流。 Mei side previously was the expert who exaggerated the atmosphere, before starting to tell the story, he must switch off the window curtains tautness completely, the quilt also gave to cover, two people today's quilts fold to cover, summer Yuan and forest had were muttering in the one side is discussing anything, it is estimated that is thinking how later to ridicule own ghost story together. 梅方此前一直就是渲染气氛的好手,在开始讲故事之前,他都要把窗帘拉紧等全部关掉,被子也给蒙上,两人今天被子都叠起来盖住,夏缘和林有兮在一旁咕哝着商量着什么,估计是想着待会儿怎么一起嘲笑自己的鬼故事。 Then Mei side turns on the flashing light of cell phone, „...... I...... want...... to start...... 然后梅方把手机的闪光灯打开,“那么……我……就要……开始……咯。” summer Yuan noticed that extinguished the side to be a little started to be afraid by the face of flashing light photo from bottom to top, is covering mouth almost not to shout ; The forest has have a relish rests one's chin in one's hands looked that Mei side displays. 夏缘看到灭方被闪光灯从下往上照的脸就有点开始害怕了,捂着嘴差点没喊出来;林有兮饶有兴致地托着腮看梅方发挥。 The ghost story that I must speak now is called «Window».” “我现在要讲的这个鬼故事叫做《窗户》。” In window has ghost?” “窗户里有鬼吗?” Do not interrupt.” “别插嘴。” Mei side cannot make the summer reason break him, then continues to cough explaining religious doctrine: 梅方不能让夏缘打断他,接着继续咳嗽着讲道: Said at some time, has a press woman to prepare to go to the countryside to collect folk songs. Because countryside many places have not lived, she was admitted to a worn-out hotel in the evening-” “说是在某个时候,有个女记者准备去乡下采风。因为乡下没多少地方住,她晚上住进了一个破旧的旅馆-” summer Yuanyao the finger is listening to Mei side to tell the story, holds in the arms nearby forest to have the post subconsciously. 夏缘咬着手指听着梅方讲故事,下意识地搂住一旁林有兮贴贴起来。 „After coming in room, in the room the ray is very almost dark...... anything unable to see......, but, the bed opposite has a picture, on the picture is a man.” “进来房间以后,屋子里光线很暗……几乎什么都看不见……不过,床对面有一幅画,画上面是一个男人。” This man edges and corners are distinct, lifelike, then particularly to eye.” “这个男人棱角分明,栩栩如生,尤其是那对眼睛。” „Does this picture have the issue...... the eye to move?” “这画有问题吧……眼睛会动?” In the evening sleeps, because of existence of that picture, she always thought that in the darkness some people are peeping oneself, therefore she decided that does not look at that picture.” “晚上睡觉的时候,因为那幅画的存在,她总觉得黑暗中有人在偷看自己,所以她决定不去看那幅画。” But next morning, when the press woman looks at that picture, cannot help but sucked in cold air.” “但是第二天一早,当女记者去看那幅画时,不由得倒抽了一口凉气。” The plum side collects intentionally to summer Yuan and forest has. 梅方故意凑向夏缘和林有兮。 Originally, that at all is not a picture......, but is...... a window!” “原来,那根本不是一幅画……而是……一扇窗户!” „!” “呜哇!” Mei side exposes the movement of answer to have a scare summer Yuan suddenly, almost does not have a slap in the face to fling in the plum square features, but Mei side was quite skilled easily to hide. 梅方突然揭露答案的动作把夏缘吓了一大跳,差点就没一耳光甩到梅方脸上,不过梅方比较熟练轻易地躲了过去。 Institute, therefore that is a ghost!” “所、所以那是个鬼吗!” summer Yuan has strong picture association ability, listening the story that Mei side told to imagine a that picture, immediately the eye does not dare to open. 夏缘有着很强的画面联想能力,听梅方说的故事想象了一下那个画面,顿时眼睛也不敢睁开了。 The forest has one to listen to the insipid appearance actually, also has other ghost story, this is a little boring.” 林有兮倒是一副听着索然无味的样子,“还有别的鬼故事吗,这个有点无聊。” Mei side who therefore is not convinced then gave summer Yuanlin to have spoke some him various short article ghost stories that compelled to search , behind summer Yuan heard basically is covers the ears to hug Mei Fangting, had on the forest is still listening to the story earnestly, the feeling of but not having been frightened. 于是不服气的梅方接着给夏缘林有兮讲了一些他在逼乎搜出来的各种短篇鬼故事,夏缘听到后面基本上都是捂着耳朵搂着梅方听了,就林有兮还在认真听故事,但是没有被吓到的感觉。 When the plum side story said similarly, the summer reason raised the head to inquire Mei side finally, „did ghost story say?” 等梅方故事讲得差不多了,夏缘这边终于抬起头询问梅方,“鬼故事讲完了?” Un...... behind you simply hasn't listened?” “嗯……你后面是不是根本没听啊?” I and I have good of listening, in the window have a person to stare at your anything.” “我、我有听的好不好,窗户里有个人盯着你什么的。” That is the first story......” “那就是第一个故事……” Therefore that person is the person is a ghost? Stands is staring at your a little to terrify person in the window motionlessly.” “所以那个人是人是鬼啊?站在窗户里一动不动盯着你有点瘆人诶。” The forest has is pointing around window curtains say/way, you looked that in the window curtains has shadow that seems like the head, like a moment ago that ghost story-” 林有兮指着一旁的窗帘道,“伱看窗帘里有个像是脑袋的影子,像不像刚才那个鬼故事-” „, You let alone had! I will not look!” “呜哇,你别说了有兮!我才不会看!” Mei side and forest have are enjoying together pleasure that makes fun of summer Yuan, behind somewhat was restless tired, three people decided to rest to sleep well. 梅方和林有兮一起享受着捉弄夏缘的乐趣,后面闹腾得有些累了,三个人都决定好好休息睡觉。 summer Yuan who the vegetable/dish and love play was scared by several ghost stories of plum side, the nearby by the window does not dare to rest, must push actually, in Mei side and forest have, she does not dare to find out the head from the bedding, the sense of dependence to the plum side draws fully. 又菜又爱玩的夏缘被梅方的几个鬼故事吓坏了,连靠窗的边上都不敢睡,硬是要挤在梅方和林有兮中间,她也不敢从被窝里探出脑袋,对梅方的依赖感拉满。 The present reason reason had been frightened at all by Mei side does not dare to do the astringent thing, the contact of she and plum side can also pawing that avoids the forest having, he can hug the reason reason to sleep safely. 现在的缘缘已经被梅方吓得根本不敢搞涩涩的东西了,她和梅方的接触也可以避免林有兮的乱摸,他可以安心搂着缘缘睡觉了。 Her meat meat from top to bottom is much longer, is soft and warm, the feeling of trembling is a bit like the small rabbit chirp, making side have the sentiment of infinite love immediately. 她浑身上下的肉肉长得恰到好处,又软又暖和,瑟瑟发抖的感觉有点像小兔叽,让梅方顿时生出无限宠爱之情。 Plum side is comforting summer Yuan the back while light snort/hum is comforting her, originally thinks that tonight can pass like this calmly and steadily, finally at this time in the darkness some people held up Mei side a hand suddenly, stung gently. 梅方一边安抚着夏缘的后背一边轻哼着安抚着她,本来以为今晚就可以这样安稳度过,结果这个时候黑暗中有人忽然拉起梅方一只手,轻轻地嘬了起来。 ...... 唔…… Unexpected Mei Fangxiang discusses the astronomical geography with own younger brother, all sorts of people, as well as various philosophy of life, the younger brother but who his does not make every effort to succeed actually only wants to set out to raise hand at this moment to speak. 猝不及防的梅方想跟自己的弟弟探讨天文地理,三教九流,以及各种人生哲学,但是他那个不争气的弟弟此时此刻却只想起身举手发言。 It raises hand just hits on summer Yuan the belly, felt , the summer reason somewhat gawked, her slightly hesitant rear grip shrank, then finds out the head to look at Mei side from the bedding: 它举手的时候刚好撞在夏缘肚子上,感觉到之后夏缘有些愣了一下,她稍微犹豫一阵后把手缩了回去,然后从被窝里探出脑袋望着梅方: Un......” “嗯……” gu......” “咕……” Mei side draws back the hand from having that side direction rapidly pulls out, then carries the body has to summer Yuan and forest. 梅方迅速缩手从有兮那边的方向抽开,而后背身对着夏缘和林有兮。 Albanian...... are you unimportant?” “阿方……你不要紧吧?” Un...... fortunately.” “嗯……还好。” Mei side relaxes slightly, this time he was really cannot carry the water, the reason reason temporarily was best, having was too fearful. 梅方稍微松了口气,此时的他真是端不了水了,缘缘暂时是最棒的,有兮就太可怕了。 He clears throat then to inquire: Reason reason do you also fear the ghost not? Was the ghost story that today listens to too many?” 他清了清喉咙而后询问道:“缘缘你还怕鬼不?今天听的鬼故事是不是太多了?” I was a high-school student, how possibly really to fear the ghost? This is installs to coordinate you to be fun.” “我都是高中生了,怎么可能真的怕鬼啊?这都是装出来配合你们好玩的。” summer Yuan has made an effort to poke Mei side the back, insisted saying that here had the words of what ghost, that here only had a young astringent ghost.” 夏缘一直用力戳着梅方的后背,“硬要说这里有什么鬼的话,那这里只有一只小涩鬼。” Good...... not to tease me.” “好了……你别取笑我了。” The plum side somewhat muttered annoyingly, had first entices my, she to me-” 梅方有些懊恼地咕哝道,“都是有兮先勾引我的,要不是她对我-” Has?” “有兮?” summer Yuan listens to feel some surprise, had from did not sleep me a moment ago? She how also to you-” 夏缘听完觉得有些诧异,“有兮从刚才起不就一直不在我这边睡觉吗?她怎么还对你-” „?” “?” Mei Fangzheng prepares to put out a hand to search quilt that side forest to have, finally touched spatial, at this time summer Yuan an arm that pulls taut Mei side, mutters with the expression that is afraid very much: 梅方正准备伸手过去探探被子那边的林有兮,结果摸了个空,这时夏缘一把扯住梅方的胳膊,用一副很害怕的表情咕哝道: Albanian...... Albanian you and you turn head has a look quickly, behind your is anything-” “阿方……阿方你、你快回头看看,你那背后是什么-” This, but also installs to be haunted to frighten me to me in this? You were tender the point...... 啊这,还在这给我装闹鬼吓唬我是吧?你们还嫩了点…… Mei Fangpo coordinates the green plums to play to be haunted with great interest the game, he is thinking later definitely is the forest has suddenly appears before her sends out selling to sprout/moe to frighten the sound. 梅方颇有兴致地配合青梅们玩闹鬼游戏,他想着待会儿肯定是林有兮突然出现在她面前发出嗷呜嗷呜的卖萌吓唬声。 When Mei side turn head looks, seen actually under is moonlight of a concealed in the window curtains shines the head/number of people outline shadow! 然而当梅方回头望去,见到的却是一个藏在窗帘里月光照耀下的人头轮廓阴影! Mother mother!” “呜哇妈妈妈妈!” Unexpected Mei side frightens at the scene holds in the arms summer Yuan to yell in her arms, summer reason hugs Mei side to comfort him, while to appears to lie down the forest on bed to have from Mei side behind said: 猝不及防的梅方吓得当场搂住夏缘在她怀里大叫,夏缘一边搂着梅方安抚他,一边冲着从梅方身后出现躺回床上的林有兮说道: „Did joke open in a big way...... Albanian to be as if scared probably?” “玩笑好像开大了……阿方似乎被吓坏了?” The forest has the side to lie down in the bedside very enchantingly, is poking Mei side the kidney, while smiles to summer Yuan: 林有兮十分妖娆地侧躺在床边,一边戳着梅方的腰子,一边冲夏缘微笑: He is also installs, now seizes the chance to occupy you to be cheap in that.” “他也是装出来的,现在就在那趁机占你便宜呢。” Is, Albanian?” “是、是嘛阿方?” summer Yuanqia Mei side the cheeks was muttering to him, you...... hadn't been really frightened?” 夏缘掐着梅方的脸颊冲他咕哝,“你……真没被吓到?” „? Un...... that was natural.” “啊?嗯……那、那当然了。” Mei side nods, how this pediatrics will frighten me, I want to occupy you to be cheap, under satisfies you to frighten my thought while convenient......” 梅方点点头,“这种小儿科怎么会吓到我,我就是想占你便宜,顺便满足下你想吓唬我的念头……” Who haha...... looked like is really very difficult to frighten whom now.” “哈哈……看来现在真是很难谁吓到谁了。” summer Yuan also scratches the head, „, but, I pretended to be afraid the appearance of ghost story a moment ago very much, is the performing skill very good?” 夏缘也挠挠头,“不过,我刚才装作很害怕鬼故事的样子,演技很不错吧?” Truly, a point could not look that was...... was right, on the window curtains that developed what that was?” “确实,一点也看不出来是演的……对了,窗帘上那个是什么?” Actually is a mask, this year our 's Halloween goes to happy valley play time buys, did you forget?” “其实是个面具,我们今年万圣节去欢乐谷玩的时候买的,你忘记了?” „...... So that's how it is, that mask you also remain.” “哦哦……原来如此,那面具你们还留着啊。” Yes......” summer Yuan scratches the head to think, said...... Albanian called mother's performance is very fierce a moment ago, with is really same.” “是啊……”夏缘挠挠头想了想,“说起来……阿方刚才叫妈妈的表现也很厉害,就和真的一样。” „The performing skill progress of reason reason are also many.” “缘缘的演技也进步不少。” Is listening to summer Yuan and Mei side blows in the one side business mutually, the forest had cannot bear in one side suddenly laughs. 听着夏缘和梅方在一旁商业互吹,林有兮在一旁忽然忍不住噗嗤笑了。 Has, what do you smile?” “有兮,你笑什么?” Narrow-minded Mei side points out mistakes immediately, she thought certainly that both of us are showing off power.” 小心眼梅方立刻指正,“她一定是觉得我们俩在逞强。” The forest has says with a smile slightly, both of you should better are not.” 林有兮微微笑道,“你们俩最好不是。” Mei side and summer Yuan had by the forest immediately entire broke guarding: 梅方和夏缘顿时被林有兮整破了防: Had is supercilious!” “有兮太目中无人了!” „Is!” “就是就是!” Mei side proposed: Today makes fun of well!” 梅方提议:“今天还是好好捉弄有兮吧!” OK!” “OK!” When summer Yuan and plum side form the united front to have the forest overthrow on the bed, the preparation bullies the time that the forest has ruthlessly, the mask under window curtains ka falls suddenly, simultaneously outside room whistling the gale is smashing the window suddenly violently, summer Yuan and Mei side frightens immediately helplessly, then closely hugs distressedly in the same place trembles. 就当夏缘和梅方结成统一战线把林有兮推倒在床上,准备狠狠地欺负林有兮的时候,窗帘下的面具突然咔哒掉下来,同时屋外的呼呼大风突然猛烈砸着窗户,夏缘和梅方顿时吓得手足无措,而后狼狈地紧紧抱在一起瑟瑟发抖。 ...... …… You know that sometimes, I really felt, I among our three people like the outsider.” “你们知道吗,有时候我真觉得,我在我们三个人当中就像个局外人。” The forest has the schoolmate, because in being haunted the performance in game feels maturely calmly sad. 林有兮同学因为在闹鬼游戏中的表现得过于成熟冷静而感到悲伤。 I go, ghost story imagines me was more difficult than to write. Recently was looking to kiss the pig elder sister's book, I felt that I did not want astringent is quite good, sweet small daily was also very interesting, cannot always in the bo mouth intimate and astringent. 我去,鬼故事篇比我想象的难写多了。最近在看吻猪姐姐的书,我感觉我还是不要涩涩比较好,甜甜小日常也很有意思,不能老是在啵嘴亲热和涩涩。 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)
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