Chapter 265Ilike the outsider
第265章我就像个局外人Speaking the ghost storyis not a newskill that Meisidelearnedrecently, actuallyhe and foresthave the summerreasonelementary schoolplaystogetheroftenspeak the ghost storytothemto listen.
讲鬼故事并不是梅方最近习得的一项新技能,其实他和林有兮夏缘小学一起玩的时候就经常讲鬼故事给她们俩听。Frightensto cryto makeside the girlfeel that hassense of achievementvery much- after allat that time, no matter the summerreasonor the foresthave, so long astheywere scaredwill throwtowardoneselfbosom.
把女孩子吓哭会让梅方感觉很有成就感-毕竟那个时候,不管是夏缘还是林有兮,她们只要被吓坏的话就会往自己怀里扑。Howevernowcircumstances changes with the time, before presentreasonreasonperhaps, is equally timid, butthere aremaychangegreatly, to scareher not easily-
不过现在时过境迁,现在的缘缘或许还是跟以前一样胆小,但有兮可大变了个样,要想吓坏她可不容易-Actuallyspokestoryskillto lookto repeatdisplay on sitestoryvery much, ifcould not graspmelodiousemphasisandtoatmospherecontrol , the funnystorywill make one listeninsipidly, a veryordinaryghost story, under an exaggeration of pieceGrandmaster, canfrightenscared shitlessothers.
其实讲故事这个技能很看重讲故事者的临场发挥,如果掌握不住抑扬顿挫的强调和对氛围的把控,再搞笑的故事都会让人听完索然无味,一个很普通的鬼故事,在一个段子大师的渲染下,也能把别人吓得屁滚尿流。Meisidepreviouslywas the expert who exaggerated the atmosphere, beforestartingto tell the story, hemustswitch off the window curtainstautnesscompletely, the quiltalsogaveto cover, two peopletoday'squiltsfoldto cover, summerYuan and foresthadwere mutteringin the one sideis discussinganything, it is estimated thatis thinkinghowlaterto ridiculeownghost storytogether.
梅方此前一直就是渲染气氛的好手,在开始讲故事之前,他都要把窗帘拉紧等全部关掉,被子也给蒙上,两人今天被子都叠起来盖住,夏缘和林有兮在一旁咕哝着商量着什么,估计是想着待会儿怎么一起嘲笑自己的鬼故事。ThenMeisideturns on the flashing light of cell phone, „...... I...... want...... to start...... ”
然后梅方把手机的闪光灯打开,“那么……我……就要……开始……咯。”summerYuannoticed that extinguished the sideto be a little startedto be afraidby the face of flashing lightphotofrom bottom to top, is covering mouthalmostnot to shout; The foresthashave a relishrests one's chin in one's handslooked that Meisidedisplays.
夏缘看到灭方被闪光灯从下往上照的脸就有点开始害怕了,捂着嘴差点没喊出来;林有兮饶有兴致地托着腮看梅方发挥。„Theghost story that Imustspeaknowis called«Window».”
“我现在要讲的这个鬼故事叫做《窗户》。”„Inwindowhas ghost?”
“窗户里有鬼吗?”„Do not interrupt.”
“别插嘴。”Meisidecannotmake the summerreasonbreakhim, thencontinuesto coughexplaining religious doctrine:
梅方不能让夏缘打断他,接着继续咳嗽着讲道:„Saidat some time, has a press womanto prepareto go to the countrysideto collect folk songs. Becausecountrysidemanyplaceshave not lived, shewas admitted to a worn-outhotelin the evening-”
“说是在某个时候,有个女记者准备去乡下采风。因为乡下没多少地方住,她晚上住进了一个破旧的旅馆-”summerYuanyao the fingeris listening toMeisideto tell the story, holds in the armsnearbyforestto have the postsubconsciously.
夏缘咬着手指听着梅方讲故事,下意识地搂住一旁林有兮贴贴起来。„After coming inroom, in the room the ray is very almost dark...... anything unable to see......, but, the bedoppositehas a picture, on the pictureis a man.”
“进来房间以后,屋子里光线很暗……几乎什么都看不见……不过,床对面有一幅画,画上面是一个男人。”„Thismanedges and cornersare distinct, lifelike, thenparticularlytoeye.”
“这个男人棱角分明,栩栩如生,尤其是那对眼睛。”„Does thispicturehave the issue...... the eye to move?”
“这画有问题吧……眼睛会动?”„In the eveningsleeps, because ofexistence of thatpicture, shealwaysthought that in the darknesssomepeopleare peepingoneself, thereforeshedecided that does not look atthatpicture.”
“晚上睡觉的时候,因为那幅画的存在,她总觉得黑暗中有人在偷看自己,所以她决定不去看那幅画。”„Butnext morning, when the press womanlooks atthatpicture, cannot help butsucked incold air.”
“但是第二天一早,当女记者去看那幅画时,不由得倒抽了一口凉气。”
The plumsidecollectsintentionallytosummerYuan and foresthas.
梅方故意凑向夏缘和林有兮。„Originally, thatat all is not a picture......, butis...... a window!”
“原来,那根本不是一幅画……而是……一扇窗户!”„!”
“呜哇!”Meisideexposes the movement of answerto have a scaresummerYuansuddenly, almostdoes not have a slap in the faceto flingin the plumsquare features, butMeisidewas quite skilledeasilyto hide.
梅方突然揭露答案的动作把夏缘吓了一大跳,差点就没一耳光甩到梅方脸上,不过梅方比较熟练轻易地躲了过去。„Institute, thereforethatis a ghost!”
“所、所以那是个鬼吗!”summerYuan has strongpictureassociationability, listening the story that Meisidetoldto imagine a thatpicture, immediately the eyedoes not dareto open.
夏缘有着很强的画面联想能力,听梅方说的故事想象了一下那个画面,顿时眼睛也不敢睁开了。
The foresthasoneto listen to the insipidappearanceactually, „alsohasotherghost story, thisis a little boring.”
林有兮倒是一副听着索然无味的样子,“还有别的鬼故事吗,这个有点无聊。”Meiside who thereforeis not convincedthengavesummerYuanlinto havespokesomehimvariousshort articleghost stories that compelledto search , behind summerYuanheardbasicallyiscovers the earsto hugMeiFangting, hadon the forestis still listening to the storyearnestly, the feeling of butnot having been frightened.
于是不服气的梅方接着给夏缘林有兮讲了一些他在逼乎搜出来的各种短篇鬼故事,夏缘听到后面基本上都是捂着耳朵搂着梅方听了,就林有兮还在认真听故事,但是没有被吓到的感觉。When the plumsidestorysaidsimilarly, the summerreasonraised the headto inquireMeisidefinally, „did ghost storysay?”
等梅方故事讲得差不多了,夏缘这边终于抬起头询问梅方,“鬼故事讲完了?”„Un...... behindyousimplyhasn't listened?”
“嗯……你后面是不是根本没听啊?”„IandIhavegood of listening, in the windowhave a personto stare atyouranything.”
“我、我有听的好不好,窗户里有个人盯着你什么的。”„Thatis the firststory......”
“那就是第一个故事……”„Thereforethatpersonis the personis a ghost? Standsis staring atyoura littleto terrifypersonin the windowmotionlessly.”
“所以那个人是人是鬼啊?站在窗户里一动不动盯着你有点瘆人诶。”
The foresthasis pointing around window curtainssay/way, „youlooked that in the window curtainshasshadow that seems like the head, likea moment agothatghost story-”
林有兮指着一旁的窗帘道,“伱看窗帘里有个像是脑袋的影子,像不像刚才那个鬼故事-”„, Youlet alonehad! Iwill not look!”
“呜哇,你别说了有兮!我才不会看!”Meiside and foresthaveare enjoyingtogetherpleasure that makes fun ofsummerYuan, behindsomewhatwas restlesstired, threepeopledecidedto restto sleepwell.
梅方和林有兮一起享受着捉弄夏缘的乐趣,后面闹腾得有些累了,三个人都决定好好休息睡觉。summerYuan who the vegetable/dish and loveplaywas scaredby several ghost stories of plumside, the nearbyby the windowdoes not dareto rest, mustpushactually, inMeiside and foresthave, shedoes not dareto find out the headfrom the bedding, the sense of dependenceto the plumsidedrawsfully.
又菜又爱玩的夏缘被梅方的几个鬼故事吓坏了,连靠窗的边上都不敢睡,硬是要挤在梅方和林有兮中间,她也不敢从被窝里探出脑袋,对梅方的依赖感拉满。
The presentreasonreasonhad been frightenedat allbyMeisidedoes not dareto do the astringentthing, the contact of sheandplumside can also pawing that avoids the foresthaving, hecanhug the reasonreasonto sleepsafely.
现在的缘缘已经被梅方吓得根本不敢搞涩涩的东西了,她和梅方的接触也可以避免林有兮的乱摸,他可以安心搂着缘缘睡觉了。Hermeatmeatfrom top to bottomis much longer, is softandwarm, the feeling of tremblingis a bit like the smallrabbitchirp, makingsidehave the sentiment of infiniteloveimmediately.
她浑身上下的肉肉长得恰到好处,又软又暖和,瑟瑟发抖的感觉有点像小兔叽,让梅方顿时生出无限宠爱之情。Plumsideis comfortingsummerYuan the backwhilelightsnort/humis comfortingher, originallythinks that tonightcanpasslike thiscalmly and steadily, finallyat this timein the darknesssomepeopleheld upMeiside a handsuddenly, stunggently.
梅方一边安抚着夏缘的后背一边轻哼着安抚着她,本来以为今晚就可以这样安稳度过,结果这个时候黑暗中有人忽然拉起梅方一只手,轻轻地嘬了起来。Wú......
唔……UnexpectedMeiFangxiangdiscusses the astronomical geographywithownyounger brother, all sorts of people, as well asvariousphilosophy of life, the younger brother but who his does not make every effort to succeedactuallyonlywantsto set outto raise handat this momentto speak.
猝不及防的梅方想跟自己的弟弟探讨天文地理,三教九流,以及各种人生哲学,但是他那个不争气的弟弟此时此刻却只想起身举手发言。Itraises handjusthitsonsummerYuan the belly, felt , the summerreasonsomewhatgawked, herslightlyhesitantrear gripshrank, thenfinds out the headto look atMeisidefrom the bedding:
它举手的时候刚好撞在夏缘肚子上,感觉到之后夏缘有些愣了一下,她稍微犹豫一阵后把手缩了回去,然后从被窝里探出脑袋望着梅方:„Un......”
“嗯……”„gu......”
“咕……”Meisidedraws back the handfromhavingthat sidedirectionrapidlypulls out, thencarries the bodyhastosummerYuan and forest.
梅方迅速缩手从有兮那边的方向抽开,而后背身对着夏缘和林有兮。„Albanian...... are youunimportant?”
“阿方……你不要紧吧?”„Un...... fortunately.”
“嗯……还好。”Meisiderelaxesslightly, this timehe was really cannot carry the water, the reasonreasontemporarilywasbest, having was too fearful.
梅方稍微松了口气,此时的他真是端不了水了,缘缘暂时是最棒的,有兮就太可怕了。Heclears throatthento inquire: „Reasonreason do youalsofear the ghostnot? Was the ghost story that todaylistens totoomany?”
他清了清喉咙而后询问道:“缘缘你还怕鬼不?今天听的鬼故事是不是太多了?”„Iwas a high-school student, howpossiblyreallyto fear the ghost? Thisisinstallsto coordinateyouto be fun.”
“我都是高中生了,怎么可能真的怕鬼啊?这都是装出来配合你们好玩的。”summerYuanhas made an effortto pokeMeiside the back, „insisted saying that herehad the words of whatghost, thathereonly had a youngastringentghost.”
夏缘一直用力戳着梅方的后背,“硬要说这里有什么鬼的话,那这里只有一只小涩鬼。”„Good...... not to teaseme.”
“好了……你别取笑我了。”
The plumsidesomewhatmutteredannoyingly, „hadfirstenticesmy, shetome-”
梅方有些懊恼地咕哝道,“都是有兮先勾引我的,要不是她对我-”„Has?”
“有兮?”summerYuanlistensto feelsomesurprise, „hadfromdid not sleepmea moment ago? Shehowalsotoyou-”
夏缘听完觉得有些诧异,“有兮从刚才起不就一直不在我这边睡觉吗?她怎么还对你-”„?”
“?”MeiFangzhengpreparesto put out a handto searchquiltthat sideforestto have, finallytouchedspatial, at this timesummerYuan an arm that pulls tautMeiside, mutterswith the expression that is afraidvery much:
梅方正准备伸手过去探探被子那边的林有兮,结果摸了个空,这时夏缘一把扯住梅方的胳膊,用一副很害怕的表情咕哝道:„Albanian...... Albanianyouandyouturn headhas a lookquickly, behind your isanything-”
“阿方……阿方你、你快回头看看,你那背后是什么-”This, but alsoinstallsto be hauntedto frightenmetomeinthis? Youwere tender the point......
啊这,还在这给我装闹鬼吓唬我是吧?你们还嫩了点……MeiFangpocoordinates the green plumsto playto be hauntedwith great interest the game, heis thinkinglaterdefinitelyis the foresthassuddenlyappearsbeforehersends outsellingto sprout/moeto frighten the sound.
梅方颇有兴致地配合青梅们玩闹鬼游戏,他想着待会儿肯定是林有兮突然出现在她面前发出嗷呜嗷呜的卖萌吓唬声。WhenMeisideturn headlooks, seenactually under ismoonlight of a concealedin the window curtainsshines the head/number of peopleoutlineshadow!
然而当梅方回头望去,见到的却是一个藏在窗帘里月光照耀下的人头轮廓阴影!„Mothermother!”
“呜哇妈妈妈妈!”UnexpectedMeisidefrightensat the sceneholds in the armssummerYuanto yellinherarms,summerreasonhugsMeisideto comforthim, whiletoappearsto lie down the forest on bedto havefromMeisidebehindsaid:
猝不及防的梅方吓得当场搂住夏缘在她怀里大叫,夏缘一边搂着梅方安抚他,一边冲着从梅方身后出现躺回床上的林有兮说道:„Did jokeopenin a big way...... Albanianto be as if scaredprobably?”
“玩笑好像开大了……阿方似乎被吓坏了?”
The foresthas the sideto lie downin the bedsideveryenchantingly, is pokingMeiside the kidney, whilesmilestosummerYuan:
林有兮十分妖娆地侧躺在床边,一边戳着梅方的腰子,一边冲夏缘微笑:„He is also installs, nowseizes the chanceto occupyyouto be cheapinthat.”
“他也是装出来的,现在就在那趁机占你便宜呢。”„Is, Albanian?”
“是、是嘛阿方?”summerYuanqiaMeiside the cheekswas mutteringtohim,„you...... hadn't been really frightened?”
夏缘掐着梅方的脸颊冲他咕哝,“你……真没被吓到?”„? Un...... that was natural.”
“啊?嗯……那、那当然了。”Meisidenods, „howthispediatricswill frightenme, Iwantto occupyyouto be cheap, under satisfiesyou to frightenmythoughtwhile convenient......”
梅方点点头,“这种小儿科怎么会吓到我,我就是想占你便宜,顺便满足下你想吓唬我的念头……”„Whohaha...... looked like is really verydifficultto frightenwhomnow.”
“哈哈……看来现在真是很难谁吓到谁了。”summerYuanalsoscratches the head, „, but, Ipretendedto be afraid the appearance of ghost storya moment agovery much, is the performing skillvery good?”
夏缘也挠挠头,“不过,我刚才装作很害怕鬼故事的样子,演技很不错吧?”„Truly, a pointcould not look that was...... was right, on the window curtains that developedwhatthat was?”
“确实,一点也看不出来是演的……对了,窗帘上那个是什么?”„Actuallyis a mask, this year our 'sHalloweengoes tohappyvalleyplaytimebuys, did youforget?”
“其实是个面具,我们今年万圣节去欢乐谷玩的时候买的,你忘记了?”„...... So that's how it is, thatmaskyoualsoremain.”
“哦哦……原来如此,那面具你们还留着啊。”„Yes......”summerYuanscratches the headto think,„said...... Albaniancalledmother'sperformance is very fiercea moment ago, with is really same.”
“是啊……”夏缘挠挠头想了想,“说起来……阿方刚才叫妈妈的表现也很厉害,就和真的一样。”„The performing skillprogress of reasonreasonare also many.”
“缘缘的演技也进步不少。”Is listening tosummerYuanandMeisideblowsin the one sidebusinessmutually, the foresthadcannot bearinone sidesuddenlypūlaughs.
听着夏缘和梅方在一旁商业互吹,林有兮在一旁忽然忍不住噗嗤笑了。„Has, what do yousmile?”
“有兮,你笑什么?”Narrow-mindedMeisidepoints out mistakesimmediately, „shethought certainly that both of usare showing off power.”
小心眼梅方立刻指正,“她一定是觉得我们俩在逞强。”
The foresthassays with a smileslightly, „both of youshould better are not.”
林有兮微微笑道,“你们俩最好不是。”MeisideandsummerYuanhadby the forestimmediatelyentirebrokeguarding:
梅方和夏缘顿时被林有兮整破了防:„Hadis supercilious!”
“有兮太目中无人了!”„Is!”
“就是就是!”Meisideproposed: „Todaymakes fun ofwell!”
梅方提议:“今天还是好好捉弄有兮吧!”„OK!”
“OK!”WhensummerYuan and plumsideform the united frontto have the forestoverthrowon the bed, the preparationbullies the time that the foresthasruthlessly, the mask under window curtainskafallssuddenly, simultaneouslyoutsideroomwhistling the galeis smashing the windowsuddenlyviolently, summerYuanandMeisidefrightensimmediatelyhelplessly, thencloselyhugsdistressedlyin the same placetrembles.
就当夏缘和梅方结成统一战线把林有兮推倒在床上,准备狠狠地欺负林有兮的时候,窗帘下的面具突然咔哒掉下来,同时屋外的呼呼大风突然猛烈砸着窗户,夏缘和梅方顿时吓得手足无措,而后狼狈地紧紧抱在一起瑟瑟发抖。
......
……„Youknow that sometimes, Ireallyfelt, Iamongourthreepeoplelike the outsider.”
“你们知道吗,有时候我真觉得,我在我们三个人当中就像个局外人。”
The foresthas the schoolmate, becauseinbeing haunted the performance in gamefeelsmaturelycalmlysad.
林有兮同学因为在闹鬼游戏中的表现得过于成熟冷静而感到悲伤。Igo, ghost storyimaginesmewas more difficult than to write. Recentlywas lookingto kiss the pigelder sister'sbook, Ifelt that Idid not wantastringent is quite good, sweetsmalldaily was also very interesting, cannotalwaysin the bomouthintimateandastringent.
我去,鬼故事篇比我想象的难写多了。最近在看吻猪姐姐的书,我感觉我还是不要涩涩比较好,甜甜小日常也很有意思,不能老是在啵嘴亲热和涩涩。
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