OPJ :: Volume #1

#36: Mr 0.5 and Miss valentine day


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„The name of criminal is......” “罪人的名字是……” The shell accurately hit Mr.5, but after the smog clears, standing that Mr.5 returns safe and sound is digging out the nose excrement there: Chief Alabasta Kingdom guard according to Gram as well as...... this/should country princess- Naifeh Rutta beautiful Vivi.” 炮弹准确的命中了Mr.5,可是烟雾散尽后,Mr.5毫发无伤的站在那里抠着鼻屎:“阿拉巴斯坦王国护卫队长依格拉姆以及……该国公主-奈菲鲁塔丽・薇薇。” Name accurate read, did not have a luck again. 名字被准确的念出,再也没有一丝侥幸。 The Vivi tail refers to putting on the peacock saw to revolve unceasingly, then threw fiercely: Do not despise me, Crocodile running dogs!” 薇薇尾指穿着孔雀锯子不断旋转,然后猛地抛了出去:“不要太小看我了,克洛克达尔的走狗们!” Really has a headache about...... you repeatedly to mention the name of boss, if passes on, perhaps even we can also by eliminating a potential informant......” “真是头疼啊……你一再提及老板的名字,如果传出去,或许连我们也会被灭口的……” Mr.5 is cold the face to dig out one group of nose excrement, puts on the stance: I am have bomb person who explodes the fruit, on me any spot can have radical explosion-, even if only small group common nose excrement is still same......” Mr.5冷着脸抠出一团鼻屎,摆好架势:“我是拥有爆炸果实的炸弹人,我身上的任何部位都可以产生剧烈的爆炸-就算只是一小团不起眼的鼻屎也是一样……” Please die, Princess Vivi!” “请去死吧,薇薇公主!” The Mr.5 counting on the fingers light shell, nose excrement lets go immediately, blew off the Vivi peacock saw directly, the complementary waves Vivi oneself was also blowing off several meters away! Mr.5屈指轻弹,一颗鼻屎立刻脱手而出,直接炸飞了薇薇的孔雀锯子,余波连带着薇薇本人也炸飞了数米远! Distressed tumbles on the ground, ponytail that the bunch sends has dispersed disorderly. 狼狈的在地上翻滚,束发的马尾早已杂乱散开。 Now looks again where also has the princess to have the appearance that. 现在再看,哪里还有公主该有的样子。 Princess!” “公主!” According to Gram wants to rush to help up Vivi, but the sudden violent pressure transmits from the back, presses him directly on the ground, cannot move. 依格拉姆想要冲上去扶起薇薇,可是突然一阵猛烈的压力从后背传来,直接将他压在地上,动弹不得。 Hee...... will not make you rescue her.” “嘻……不会让你去救她的。” Miss valentine day is hitting the umbrella, sits is depending on Gram's conducting the back, is getting more and more heavy: I ate the weight fruit, can between one to 10,000 kilograms free transformation body weight the senior cadre in Baroque Studio, will not let you easily escape, according to Gram.” Miss情人节打着太阳伞,坐在依格拉姆的背上,越来越沉重:“我可是吃了轻重果实,可以在一到一万公斤之间自由变换体重的巴洛克工作室的高级干部,不会让你轻易脱逃的呢,依格拉姆。” The giant explosive sound resounds one after another. 巨大的爆炸声接连响起。 The eye sees, sores all over the eye. 目之所见,满目疮痍。 Hid Vivi that fled also almost to exhaust the physical strength distressedly, can only delete the wounded dirty blood, reluctantly serious breath. 狼狈躲窜的薇薇也已经几乎耗尽了体力,只能擦去身上被炸伤的污血,勉强沉重的呼吸着。 Such huge sound is certainly impossible to hide the truth from others. 这样巨大的声响当然不可能瞒得过别人。 In the room is opening the monetary reward hunters of banquet to come out. 屋里正在开宴会的赏金猎人们已经全部出来了。 Also originally when they see Vivi and according to Gram was attacked prepare to act, when they saw clearly the appearance of attacker, then keeps silent, does not dare to speak a few words. 本来当他们看见薇薇和依格拉姆被攻击时还准备出手,但是当他们看清了攻击者的样貌时,便纷纷噤声,再也不敢说一句话。 The dominant strength of senior cadre is absolute. 高级干部的统治力是绝对的。 They definitely have the strength to kill 100 monetary reward hunters on the scene! 他们绝对有实力杀死在场的一百名赏金猎人! Princess is also good, the king is also good, so long as were entrusted, then the goal will be doomed to be killed by us.” “公主也好,国王也好,只要被委托,那么目标就注定会被我们干掉。” Mr.5 puts out a hand in the Vivi forehead, sneers saying: Is casual you to hate me, prayed own next generation do not do again should not the matter of doing......” Mr.5伸手点在薇薇的眉心,冷笑道:“随便你恨不恨我,祈祷自己下辈子不要再做不该做的事情吧……” Saw that Princess Vivi will soon be exploded the fruit to explode the head, this most critical moment. 眼看着薇薇公主即将被爆炸果实爆头,这最危急的关头。 „......” “吱呀……” The front door of room was opened again. 屋子的大门再次被打开。 baldie/bald head walked, some bewildered say/way: I said that...... at your banquet lights the fireworks also to know when to stop, really very noisy oh......” 一个光头走了出来,有些莫名其妙道:“我说……你们宴会上放烟花也要适可而止吧,真的很吵唉……” Oh? 唉? The present scenes, making Saitama puzzled thought for quite a while. 眼前的一幕幕场景,让埼玉困惑的想了半天。 Why...... 为什么…… Was here road just rolled over by the tank probably is the same? 这里的路好像刚刚被坦克轧过一样? Holds the banquet...... 只是开宴会而已吧…… The voice of speech attracted the attention of Mr.5. 说话的声音吸引了Mr.5的注意。 After turning head marine overcoat that sees on Saitama to wear, Mr.5 unconscious knitting the brows head. 扭头看见埼玉身上穿着的海军大氅后,Mr.5不自觉的皱了皱眉头。 „...... I had not heard in this island has the marine news......” “嘁……我可没听说这座岛上有海军的消息啊……” Mr.5 hesitated for one second, determination that must kill again firmly. Mr.5只是迟疑了一秒,紧接着再一次坚定必杀的决心。 marine how? 海军又怎么样? The duty of boss is absolute! 老板的任务是绝对的! At the worst waits, even this marine also got rid of together! 大不了等一下,连这个海军也一起干掉好了! Wants, Mr.5 begins on the preparation immediately, but suppressed Vivi actually shouts suddenly loudly: Mr. marine, please save me!!!” 想罢,Mr.5立刻就准备动手,可是被压制的薇薇却忽然高声大喊起来:“海军先生,请你救救我!!!” Oh? 唉? Saitama stares. 埼玉一愣。 This flash, the Mr.5 explosive power has started! 这一瞬间,Mr.5的爆炸能力已经发动! But the speed of Saitama want on is too more than time that the fruit ability starts quickly are too more. 可是埼玉的速度要比果实能力发动的时间要快上太多太多。 In limit time that in the eye is unable to recognize, before Saitama has advanced the Mr.5 body instantaneously, a fist gave him to hammer to do splits from the top of the head. 在眼睛所无法辨识的极限时间里,埼玉已经瞬间突进到了Mr.5身前,一拳从头顶给他锤劈叉了。 Crash-bang, the pants crotch blasts out. “哗啦”一声,裤裆炸开。 On the Mr.5 face changes facial color. Mr.5脸上变颜变色。 The scene was suddenly peaceful. 现场突然安静极了。 „, Is sorry......” “啊,抱歉……” Saitama looked, beckons with the hand to say hastily: I am not intentional......” 埼玉一看,连忙摆手道:“我不是故意的……” Hateful!!!” “可恶!!!” Mr.5 becomes angry out of shame turns a somersault to shoot from the ground fiercely, with Miss valentine day stands, points at Saitama anger to exclaim: You aggravated me, stupid marine! Who regardless of you are, the fellow who dares to prevent our duty, definitely will be eliminated by me!!!” Mr.5恼羞成怒的猛地从地上翻了个跟头弹了回去,与Miss情人节站在一起,指着埼玉怒吼道:“你惹火我了,愚蠢的海军!不论你是谁,敢阻挡我们任务的家伙,都必然会被我消灭!!!” „...... You two......” “啊……你们两个……” Saitama discovered that at this time besides own was just hammered the explosion male who does splits, a blonde beautiful woman who is hitting the small umbrella. 埼玉这时才发现除了刚刚被自己锤劈叉的爆炸男外,还有一个打着小洋伞的金发美人。 A evening's wearing sunglasses...... 一个晚上戴墨镜…… Hits the umbrella in the evening...... 一个晚上打洋伞…… ......” “噗……” Saitama smiles to make noise suddenly, visits them with a shutting out look, covering mouth small sound said: In the evening wearing sunglasses, hits the umbrella to install cool, OL will not handle this ashamed matter......” 埼玉突然笑出声,用一种嫌弃的眼神看着他们,捂着嘴小声道:“晚上戴墨镜、打洋伞装酷,连OL也不会做这种羞耻的事情呢……” Wants you to manage!!!” “要你管!!!” Two people of said complexions flood red, becomes angry out of shame to exclaim: How we dress up are our freedom, moreover weren't you also young on bald? You do not have the qualifications to say this and that to us!” 二人被说的脸色泛红,恼羞成怒吼道:“我们怎样装扮是自己的自由,而且你不是也年纪轻轻就秃头了吗?你才没有资格对我们说三道四!” „...... The bald this matter indeed has no way to refute......” “啊……秃头这件事的确没法反驳呢……” Scratching the head of some Saitama puzzles, toward two humanity: „One side other things first put, two...... harm others, but do the criminality, please stop immediately?” 埼玉有些困扰的挠头,紧接着朝着二人道:“其他的事情先放一边吧,二位……伤害别人可是犯罪行为,请立刻住手好吗?” „! You are anything!” “嘁!你算什么东西!” Mr.5 does intentionally the natural taking off sunglasses, was gloomy the face to withhold the nose excrement: Is trivial marine, unexpectedly dares to preach to us...... looks like you to be tired of living......” Mr.5故作自然的摘下墨镜,阴沉着脸又扣出了鼻屎:“不过是区区海军而已,居然敢对我们说教……看来你活腻了啊……” Miss valentine day also quietly received the umbrella, echoes saying: Duty is absolute! Any stop must eliminate......” Miss情人节也悄悄的把洋伞收了起来,附和道:“任务是绝对的!任何阻拦者都必须清除……” Saitama knits the brows: Ha?” 埼玉皱眉:“哈?” ...... …… Therefore, after ten minutes . 于是,十分钟后。 Mr.5 and Miss valentine day two people of black and blue kneeling in front of Saitama, weeping with loud noise of apology: Sorry!” Mr.5和Miss情人节二人鼻青脸肿的跪在埼玉面前,道歉的声泪俱下:“对不起!” Apology is also useless.” “道歉也是没用的。” Saitama behind, Tashigi walked: Just investigated slightly, by the Bounty criminal, please put on the handcuff honestly, the trial of waiting law!” 埼玉身后,达斯琪走了过来:“刚刚稍微调查了一下,你们两个都是被悬赏的犯罪分子,请老实戴上手铐,等待法律的审判吧!” Hears to want on the handcuff, two people this come also to revolt. 听见要上手铐,二人本来还想反抗。 But is standing at present Baldie The Demon King, thought for quite a while, putting out a hand of the heart unwilling sentiment do not hope finally, carried off by Tashigi. 可是眼前就站着一个光头大魔王,想了半天,两人最终还是心不甘情不愿的伸出了手,被达斯琪带走了。 Princess Vivi......” 薇薇公主……” Saitama then looks that full is distressed blue sends the young girl: That...... is you prays for rescue from the world government?” 埼玉回头看着那个满是狼狈的蓝发少女:“那个……就是你向世界政府求救的吧?” Is...... “是……是的。” Vivi nods: Because the country has the turbulence, therefore I submerged Baroque Studio that has the biggest suspicion......, but has not thought that actually discovered an astonishing secret...... asked you, Mr. marine! Enemies as Seven Warlods of the Sea(Shichibukai) sand alligator Crocodile, please in certain contact Marine Headquarters Admiral, only then they can solve the sand alligator such powerful pirate!” 薇薇点点头:“因为国家内部出现动荡,所以我才潜入了有最大嫌疑的巴洛克工作室……可是没想到却发现了一个惊人的秘密……拜托你了,海军先生!敌人是身为王下七武海之一的沙鳄鱼克洛克达尔,请一定联络上海军本部大将,只有他们才能解决沙鳄鱼那样强大的海贼啊!”
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