This is beyond one, the story happened in the Saitama original world. 这是一篇番外,故事发生在埼玉原来的世界。 …… …… „Please give me two to roast the sweet potato.” “请给我两个烤白薯。” The heavy snow flutters about, wears a thick winter clothing, to wear the Saitama Station of hat and scarf before selling to roast the sweet potato the outdoor shop, with speaking voice, hot mist also from mouth Ha. 大雪纷飞,穿着一身厚厚冬装、戴着帽子和围巾的埼玉站在卖烤白薯的摊子前,随着说话声,热腾腾的雾气也从嘴里哈了出来。 Today is Christmas. 今天是圣诞节。 KING invited Saitama and Genos goes to his home to be a guest. KING邀请了埼玉和杰诺斯去他家做客。 Because Genos must handle the disaster to meet 1 : 00 pm, therefore now only then a Saitama person walks in the snowy area. 杰诺斯因为要处理灾害会晚 1 点,所以现在只有埼玉一个人走在雪地里。 Although actually does not calculate to holiday matter cares, since received the invitation, many belt/bring gifts in the past...... 虽然对节日这种事其实并不算太在意,不过既然收到了邀请,多少带点礼物过去吧…… Saitama is thinking like this. 埼玉这样想着。 Then received two that the boss wrapped securely to roast the sweet potato, prepares to pay money. 然后接过了老板包好的两个烤白薯,准备付钱。 But...... 可是…… „...... Frightens?” “……吓？” Touches the completely empty pocket, the Saitama corners of the mouth somewhat twitches: „...... My wallet...... lost probably, goes out remembers obviously brings.” 摸了摸空空如也的口袋,埼玉嘴角有些抽搐:“……我的钱包……好像丢了,出门的时候明明记得带着的。” At this point, Saitama routine about looked. 说到这里,埼玉习惯性的左右看了看。 The confirmation had not discovered after snow drift form, on the Saitama face wrote all over the regret visible. 确认没有发现吹雪的身影后,埼玉脸上肉眼可见的写满了遗憾。 „That...... waits a bit troublesome, I go back to look to look.” “那个……麻烦稍等一下,我回去找找看。” Saitama roasting the sweet potato gave the boss, both hands inserted in the pocket, walks when following oneself came the footprint round trip, he looked was very careful, only two streets also had no discovery pitifully. 埼玉把烤白薯给了老板,双手插在口袋里,顺着自己来时的脚印往回走,他看的很仔细,只可惜走了两条街也没有任何发现。 Is good gets down a little greatly because of today's snow. 好在今天雪下得有点大。 On road few. 路上几乎没有人。 Therefore can not need to be worried that was picked by others...... 所以可以不用担心被别人捡…… „Picked the wallet!!!” “又捡到钱包了！！！” Oh!? 唉！？ Saitama also lowers the head is looking, suddenly resounds on a hearing front not far away exciting voice, raised the head looks, discovers eye socket a little red middle-aged man all smiles, in the hand takes, is the wallet of oneself not careful losing. 埼玉还低着头在找呢,突然就听见前面不远处一个兴奋的声音响起,抬起头一看,发现一个眼眶有点红的中年男人满面笑容,手里拿着的,正是自己不小心遗失的钱包。 „Thank the Buddha, thank the Buddha......” “感谢佛祖,感谢佛祖……” Saitama just walked, hears the middle-aged man mouth to talk over to keep, then holds toward the pocket must walk. 埼玉刚刚走过去,就听见中年男人嘴里念叨个不停,然后往口袋一揣就要走。 „...... Hey, that is my, leaves casually toward your pocket.” “……喂喂,那是我的,别随便往你自己口袋里塞啊。” Hears the voice of Saitama, that middle-aged man very vigilant turning head, closely is covering oneself pocket as well as inside wallet, high and low sized up Saitama several, this sneers: „Do not think that I will be swindled, this is the Buddha bestows my thing, I said that you...... had an honest face, speaking thoughtlessly to lie is not good, by retribution!” 听见埼玉的声音,那个中年男人十分警惕的回过头,紧紧捂着自己的口袋以及里面的钱包,上下打量了埼玉好几眼,这才冷笑一声:“别以为我会上当,这是佛祖赐给我的东西,我说你啊……长了一副老实的面孔,随口撒谎可不好,会遭报应的！” „What are you talking nonsense?” “你在胡说什么啊？” Saitama is bewildered: „I must buy to roast the sweet potato, gives back to me the wallet a bit faster.” 埼玉一脸茫然:“我要买烤白薯,快点把钱包还给我。” „......” “咳咳……” The middle-aged man eye socket is a little not only red, the complexion is also exuding the unhealthy paleness, after coughing two, appearing somewhat is slightly irritable: „Your this fellow, do not pester me again! I said this is the Buddha bestows my thing, makes way quickly! Do not lose my time! I must buy the tribute!” 中年男子不仅眼眶有点红,脸色也泛着不健康的惨白,咳嗽了两声以后,显得略微有些急躁:“你这家伙,别再纠缠我了！我说了这是佛祖赐给我的东西,快让开！别耽误我的时间！我要去买贡品了！” Arrives here, Saitama must no longer return to own wallet eagerly. 到这里,埼玉已经不再急于要回自己的钱包了。 Instead had the interest in „Buddha who” this person repeatedly mentioned. 反而对这个人一再提及的“佛祖”产生了兴趣。 „Buddha? What is that?” “佛祖？那是什么？” Saitama blinks: „Moreover you fell ill, do not go out is quite good?” 埼玉眨眨眼:“而且你生病了,不要外出会比较好吧？” „Snort, you understand anything......” “哼,你懂什么……” The middle-aged man has turned around, braves the wind and snow to walk toward the distant place: „This slight illness, has the Buddha to bless, quick will recover...... the grief or the disease, all could not harm me......” 中年男子转过身,顶着风雪朝着远处走:“这种小病,有佛祖保佑,很快就会痊愈了……不论是伤痛还是疾病,全都伤害不了我的……” Saitama looked at his one eyes: "Oh." 埼玉看了他一眼:“哦。” „Appearance that...... you do not believe probably.” “……你好像根本不相信的样子。” The middle-aged man believes is questioned, was not at that time happy: „Your anything does not understand, in Tianwang Temple is consecrating an idol, so long as consecrates to him, can hand over the good luck, the odd person or the earthquake, what disaster hardship will not arrive to us on, he is the true god......” 中年男子信仰被质疑,当时就不高兴了:“你根本什么也不懂,天王寺里供奉着一尊神像,只要给他供奉,就能交到好运,不论是怪人还是地震,什么灾厄也不会降临到我们身上,他是真正的神……” „This.” “这样啊。” Saitama understands clearly the nod, is opening salt fish eye serious asking: „Therefore he does have to you looks at the ID card?” 埼玉了然点头,睁着咸鱼眼一本正经的问道:“所以他有给你看身份证吗？” ...... …… „Your this fool!” “你这个笨蛋！” The middle-aged man pats the face fiercely, felt own probably idiot: „Spoke with you are wasting my time simply! Because of existence of Buddha, therefore that temple will not have been attacked by the odd person, raises while convenient, since consecrating the Buddha, I pick the wallet frequently......” 中年男子猛地一拍脸,觉得自己好像个白痴:“和你说话简直在浪费我的时间！就是因为佛祖的存在,所以那座寺庙才会一直没有遭到怪人的袭击,顺带一提,自从供奉佛祖以后,我经常捡到钱包……” Saitama full heavy line: „Hey, is in front of owner of lost articles, you also really dare to say......” 埼玉满头黑线:“喂喂,当着失主的面,你还真敢说啊……” ...... …… This. 就这样。 Because of the tenacity of this middle-aged man, some curiosity of Saitama to „Buddha”, lets Saitama in the heavy snow day, followed the middle-aged man was very long, finally found the convenience store that has not closed, bought many fruits in season, then hugged in the bosom such refutes the wind and snow round trip to walk. 因为这个中年男人的固执,还有埼玉对“佛祖”些许的好奇,让埼玉在大雪天里,跟着中年男人走了很久,终于找到一家没有关门的便利店,买了很多时鲜水果,然后抱在怀里就那样硬顶着风雪往回走。 Rare tranquility. 难得的宁静。 This weather, the odd person is not willing to go out...... 这种天气,连怪人也不太愿意出门吧…… Also walked was very long. 又走了很久。 Before Saitama following middle-aged man arrived at an open country barren hill temple . 埼玉跟着中年男人来到了野外荒山的一座寺庙前。 Although outside heavy snow flutters about, even on the street in city deserted/few is also desolate, but here actually accidental/surprised has many people reverent lines up on the stair before temple entrance. 虽然外面大雪纷飞,连城市的街道上也廖无人烟,但是这里却意外的有很多人虔诚的在寺庙门口前的台阶上排队。 The following middle-aged man also stood in line the team. 后面中年男人也排上了队。 Saitama gets to the entrance directly, looks toward inside, then saw the person of all forms, heard such wishing...... 埼玉则直接走到门口,朝着里面望去,然后就看见了形形色色的人,听到了这样的祈愿…… „Please bless in my next issue of lottery ticket the first prize!” “请保佑我下一期彩票中头奖！” „Buddha, please let the S level's second dragon volume fall in love with me, asked!” “佛祖,请让S级第二位的龙卷爱上我,拜托了！” „I! I! I want with the sweetheart false face marriage!” “我啊！我啊！我想和甜心假面结婚！” „I contributed a lot of money, the Buddha, please let the president in my rival firm be killed by the car(riage)!” “我捐了很多钱,佛祖,请让我竞争对手公司的社长被车撞死吧！” „Buddha, making me the rich person Al Gorney's grandson!” “佛祖,让我成为大富翁阿尔格尼的孙子吧！” ...... …… In the temple is right neutral the image of Buddha holds their palms together, the ear bank is listening respectfully to such words, unhappy is not sad. 庙里正当中立着的佛像双手合十,耳畔聆听着这样的话语,不喜不悲。 Outside snow gets bigger and bigger, may arrange the team is getting more and more long. 外面的雪越下越大,可排着的队却越来越长。 Finally...... 终于…… „Rumble!!!” “轰隆隆！！！” In the mountain huge to as if must camouflage the snowman of vault of heaven to condense the formation, both eyes are scarlet, even grew the fang! 大山里一个巨大到仿佛要遮蔽苍穹的雪人凝聚成型,双目猩红,甚至长出了獠牙！ „I am the snowman grandfather!” “我是雪人爷爷！” The incomparably huge snowman is roaring upwards: „Because extremely greatly approaches Sun, has to endure patiently one week of heavy snow to come, my dear snowman son and snowman grandson died, I must revenge to human!!!” 无比巨大的雪人朝天怒吼着:“因为太过巨大而靠近太阳,不得不忍耐着下了一个星期的大雪才能现身,我亲爱的雪人儿子和雪人孙子死了,我要向人类报仇！！！” That sound is deafening, resounds through the mountain valley! 那声音震耳欲聋,响彻山谷！ Although the people before temple are startled, has not actually lost presence of mind, they closely encircle as in the temple peripheral, grabs the pillar, believes that this image of Buddha can eliminate the risk to help overcome difficulties for them. 寺庙前的人们虽然惊慌,却并没有失措,他们依旧紧紧围在寺庙周边,抓着柱子,相信这尊佛像可以为他们消灾解难。 What a pity...... 可惜…… „Hū!!!” “呼！！！” The snowstorm howls! 暴风雪呼啸而过！ The snowman grandfather blew the tone merely, entire eradicates the temple unexpectedly, blows to ascend the sky! 雪人爷爷仅仅只是吹了口气,竟然就将寺庙整个连根拔起,吹上了天！ Cold, weightlessness! 寒冷、失重！ Until clear when facing the most direct terrifying, realizes trembling of thorough soul! 直到清晰的面对最直接的恐怖时,才体会到深入灵魂的颤栗！ "Ah!!! ” “啊！！！” The squeal, wept and wailed the sound to be mixed. 尖叫声、哭喊声交杂。 People despair, collapse, the image of Buddha that even also believes to the previous second devotionally shouted abuse, acted like a fool! 人们绝望、崩溃,甚至对前一秒还虔诚信仰的佛像破口大骂,丑态百出！ Then. 然后。 In this most desperate moment! 就在这最绝望的关头！ Suddenly a form rises with a spring, is going against the snowstorm unexpectedly, held the roof to give the entire temple according to the ground single-handed! 忽然一个身影一跃而起,竟顶着暴风雪,单手抓住屋顶又将整个寺庙给按回了地上！ „Bang!!!” “轰！！！” After a loud sound, the snow crosses the clear sky. 一声巨响后,雪过天晴。 „I said you......” “我说你们啊……” On the roof, the plush hat does not know where was blown to fly. 屋顶上,毛绒帽子不知道被吹飞到了哪里。 The scarf raises, bald stands there, is maintaining the posture of fist. 围巾扬起,一个秃头就站在那里,维持着出拳的姿势。 But before him, is a chest is made the diameter several kilometers great hole vault of heaven snowman. 而在他面前的,是一个胸口被打出直径数千米巨洞的苍穹雪人。 Receives the fist, then. 收拳,回头。 Saitama looked at people of a paralyzed in snowy area: „...... Person, depends on itself is quite good.” 埼玉看了一眼瘫在雪地里的人们:“……人啊,还是靠自己会比较好哦。” After short silence, the cheers, wept and wailed the sound to resound again. 短暂的沉默后,欢呼声,哭喊声再次响起。 Some people thanked Saitama. 有人感谢了埼玉。 Expression that is very perfunctory. 是十分敷衍的语气。 They who because are survivor of disaster must vent oneself anger the returning to normal mood. 因为劫后余生的他们要发泄自己的怒火来平复情绪。 Once followers lifted up the image of Buddha, hated losing to mountain , the mouth is scolding the most virulent curse, then shortly after diverged. 曾经的信徒们扛起佛像,憎恶的丢到山下,嘴里骂着最恶毒的诅咒,然后没多久就散去了。 However that middle-aged man has not left. 不过那个中年男人没有离开。 His as if life avalanche general kneeling on the ground, the fruit sprinkled place, unceasing low nan is repeating: „I spent so many money to come to consecrate him obviously, but he actually protecting me could not achieve......” 他仿佛人生崩塌一般的跪在地上,水果洒了一地,不断的低喃重复着:“我明明花了那么多钱来供奉他,可他却连保护我也做不到……” „What money-making is a convenience store.” “赚到钱的是便利店。” When does not know, Saitama arrived at his side to squat, then looked in a tattered temple to put the tribute the place: „Moreover the thing also places there to shatter...... actually this ‚Buddha’, what hasn't taken?” 不知何时,埼玉走到了他的身边蹲了下来,然后看了一眼破破烂烂寺庙里原来放贡品的地方:“而且东西也只是放在那里坏掉而已……其实这个‘佛祖’,根本就什么也没有拿吧？” The middle-aged man stares, as if some are unwilling: „But I bought the best incense and candle......” 中年男人一愣,似乎有些不甘心:“可我买了最好的香火……” „, Common this matter.” “啊,常有这种事呢。” Saitama nods: „Mother will clamp in the green pepper the child bowl, but the child actually not necessarily likes......, therefore, you can give back to me the wallet?” 埼玉点点头:“母亲会把青椒夹到孩子碗里,不过孩子却未必喜欢……所以,你可以把钱包还给我了吧？” ...... …… Brought back the wallet, Saitama had not continued to buy to roast the sweet potato. 拿回了钱包,埼玉并没有继续去买烤白薯。 Arrives at the foot of the hill, looks to pour the image of Buddha in snowy area, Saitama puts out a hand to hold him. 走到山脚下,看着倒在雪地里的佛像,埼玉伸手把他扶了起来。 „Really is idle, these people......” “真是闲啊,那些人……” Saitama pats the snow that clapped, turns around to be about to leave. 埼玉拍了拍手上的雪,转身准备离开。 But at this moment, not far away transmitted intermittent shoes to step on the sound in snow suddenly. 但就在这时,不远处忽然传来了一阵阵鞋子踩在雪上的声音。 Saitama then looked, the discovery is a small face is actually frozen the red little miss. 埼玉回头看,却发现是一个小脸被冻得通红的小姑娘。 She sees the image of Buddha, on the face to show the happy smiling face, as if relaxes, then very reverent took that pair of red glove in own, is placed in front of the image of Buddha, then bowing small sound said: „Buddha, Buddha, I, only then this, this gives you, should not be mad mother to be good?” 她看见佛像,脸上露出开心的笑容,似乎松了口气,然后十分虔诚的把自己手上的那双红色手套拿了下来,摆在佛像面前,然后鞠躬小声道:“佛祖,佛祖,我只有这个啦,这个给你,你不要生妈妈的气好不好？” Originally she is her mother comes together. 原来她是和她的母亲一起来的。 Because the image of Buddha cannot bless her mother, therefore a moment ago her mother and others threw under the image of Buddha the mountain. 因为佛像没能庇佑她的母亲,所以刚才她的母亲和其他人把佛像丢到了山下。 However the little girl feels sorry. 但是小女孩却觉得愧疚。 Because she did not think that the Buddha owes them anything. 因为她不觉得佛祖欠她们什么。 Therefore comes as apologizing with own glove secretly. 所以偷偷来用自己的手套作为赔礼。 Sensible child. 多懂事的孩子。 ...... …… „Can help me ask her, what desire has?” “可以帮我问问她,有什么愿望吗？” ...... …… At this moment, a sound resounds from the mind of Saitama suddenly. 就在这时,一个声音忽然从埼玉的脑海中响起。 Saitama was startled, looked at an image of Buddha. 埼玉一怔,看了一眼佛像。 Old-fashioned and stiff, does not have the vitality. 古板、僵硬、没有生机。 Saitama thinks, asked toward the little girl finally: „...... That, you have desire that wants to realize?” 埼玉想了一下,最后还是朝着小女孩问道:“……那个,你有想实现的愿望吗？” „Desire?” “愿望？” The little girls blink, clever shaking the head, bows toward the image of Buddha: „Is you are making the Big Brother ask me, thank you, I am very happy, wanting the Buddha you also to be able happy safe.” 小女孩眨了眨眼,乖巧的摇摇头,朝着佛像又鞠了个躬:“是您在让大哥哥问我吧,谢谢您,我很幸福,希望佛祖您也能幸福平安。” Suddenly. 恍然间。 Saitama saw the image of Buddha to smile. 埼玉看见佛像笑了。 The little girls walk away. 小女孩走远。 Saitama actually stood in the snowy area was very long. 埼玉却在雪地里站了很久。 ...... …… „...... Really is......” “啊……真是的……” Arrived the KING family/home in time, is noon. 到KING家里的时候,已经是中午了。 Saitama in threshold to buddhism shakes the snow, while complained: „...... Suddenly starts to snow, floated in the neck, cool.” 埼玉在玄关一边抖雪,一边抱怨:“……突然又开始下雪,都飘进脖子里了,凉飕飕的。” In the room Genos and KING walked. 屋里杰诺斯和KING走了过来。 ...... …… „Does teacher go out in the morning has not worn the scarf?” “老师早上出门没有戴围巾吗？” „Gave to a friend.” “送给一个朋友了。” „Saitama, you said yesterday will give me to bring the gift......” “埼玉氏,昨天你说会给我带礼物……” „............ Forgot cleanly.” “……啊……忘得一干二净了。” ...... …… Lens move back, all over the sky flying snow. 镜头拉远,满天飞雪。 Remote suburb, on an image of Buddha, besides that pair of red glove, many a scarf. 遥远郊外,一尊佛像身上,除了那双红色手套外,又多了一条围巾。