OUATTWASSM :: Volume #3 展宏图

#11: Also ascends to heaven!!!


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See Sir holy maiden!” “参见圣女大人!” Facing pretty young girl who this comes to suddenly, the old sexually aggressive male and fog fly after getting back one's composure, without hesitation have then knelt. 面对这位忽然现身的俏丽少女,老淫棍和雾飞花在回过神以后,便毫不犹豫地跪了下去。 Snort, you, dare really unexpectedly getting rid broken Seven Stars Gate’s Yin-Yang life and death, that in any case is also spell formation of Cult Master level, if you can break, I invited you, when Cult Master was good?” “哼,你们两个真可以啊,竟然敢出手破七星门的阴阳生死阵,那好歹也是教主级的阵法,你们要是能破掉,我请你们当教主好不好?” The old sexually aggressive male and fog fly also asked for mercy: Subordinate considers inconsiderately, does not consider resources bite off more than can chew, nearly leads to the catastrophe, asking Sir holy maiden to punish!” 老淫棍和雾飞花同时告罪:“属下思虑不周,自不量力,险些酿成大祸,请圣女大人责罚!” Snort, ok, has not had an accident in any case finally, you remember the lesson be good. Does good deeds to do good deeds is the good deed, but overreaches oneself does good deeds to do good deeds is not good.” “哼,算了,反正最后也没出什么事,你们两个记住教训就好。积德行善是好事,但不自量力的积德行善就不好了。” Their hastily nod name is, then the old sexually aggressive male asked: Sir holy maiden, why will you come to here?” 两人连忙点头称是,然后老淫棍就问:“圣女大人,您为何会到这里来?” The young girls said: Naturally was pulled strings...... Somebody divined by the eight diagrams saying that here likely had disaster, made me have a look at the situation, actually does not want to be your fools!” 少女说道:“当然是被人指使来的啊……某人卜卦说这里可能发生祸事,就让我过来看看情况,却不想是你们两个笨蛋!” The fog fly explained: I and senior apprentice brother have also practiced divination an trigram, discovered that here has the astonishing mutation, therefore......” 雾飞花解释道:“我和师兄也是占卜了一卦,发现这里有惊人的异变,所以才……” Snort, you divine by the eight diagrams has not given itself divination - trigram? Does not consider to have the mutation, is only you to deal with comes!? Ok, does not pull with you, I gave to break remaining law first said again.” “哼,你们卜卦的时候就没给自己卜-卦么?就不考虑真有异变,单凭你们两人能不能应付的来!?算了,不跟你们扯,我先把剩下的法阵都给破了再说。” Then, a young girl face color in a hurry, raises legs then to walk, but her movement strange Kuai, takes a step, the person then appeared beyond dozens meters, dodged again, completely could not see the trace. 说完,少女一脸匆匆之色,抬腿便走,而她身法奇快,一迈步,人便出现在了数十米外,再一闪,就完全看不见踪影了。 After a while, then an corner/horn from the village erupts a ghost crying god to be howling, and with the shatter black light screen, looks like appalling. 只是过了一会儿,便从村中一角爆发出一阵鬼哭神嚎,并伴随着破碎的黑色光幕,看起来令人毛骨悚然。 At this time, just the villagers who restored from the big terror of life and death, the strong courage asked: Two deities, just now that female celestial......” 此时,才刚刚从生死的大恐怖中恢复过来的村民,壮起胆子问:“二位神仙,方才那位仙女……” Old sexually aggressive male bitterly smiled and said: Is we teaches holy maiden, the status venerates, immortal art exceedingly high...... Today if not Sir holy maiden arrives, all of us die without the burial ground.” 老淫棍苦笑道:“是我们教中的圣女,地位尊崇,仙法通天……今日若非圣女大人驾临,我们所有人都死无葬身之地。” These words said that the villagers looked to the vision of distant place immediately become the incomparable awe. 这一番话说出来,村民们望向远处的目光顿时就变得无比的敬畏。 That, Sir holy maiden arrives here, we...... Our that.” Village head King Qinian is helpless, heart ping jumps madly. “那,圣女大人驾临此处,我们……我们那个。”村长王启年手足无措,心脏砰砰乱跳。 The old sexually aggressive male said: Old person does not need to be afraid, Sir holy maiden always does not regard as important the senseless courtesy, although sometimes quick-tempered, but is actually very warm good person. You do not need to care about her specially. Moreover Sir holy maiden is busy, after having processed here Yin-Yang life and death, is the half-day time, will leave probably.” 老淫棍说道:“老人家不必害怕,圣女大人向来不看重无谓的礼数,虽然有时候性子急了些,但却是非常热情善良的人。你们无需特别在意她。而且圣女大人非常忙碌,待处理了这里的阴阳生死阵后,也就是半天时间,大概就会离开了。” „, Then can walk quickly?” King Qinian and the others were startled, how that feels all right!” “啊,那么快就要走?”王启年等人都吃了一惊,“那怎么好意思!” In this, on the one hand indeed is to the savior reluctant to part difficult shed, on the other hand, had the real deity to pass by rarely, if such bled off, as if also...... 这里面,一方面的确是对救命恩人依依难舍,另一方面,难得有真神仙路过,若是就这么放走,似乎也…… The old sexually aggressive male sighed: Sir holy maiden the status venerates, but the business is many, in any event is impossible to stay one for a long time.” 老淫棍却叹息道:“圣女大人地位尊崇,但事务繁多,无论如何不可能长期停留一处的。” That at least also made us thank Sir holy maiden the graciousness of life-saving.” “那至少也让我们感谢了圣女大人的救命之恩啊。” The old sexually aggressive male must urge again, the fog fly has played the role of the black face: Eats a local product in your Wang Family Village, likely means that other places have a Zhang Village and Li Village to be harmed by Seven Stars Gate, when the time comes your food can repay others several hundred human lives!?” 老淫棍还要再劝,雾飞花已经扮起了黑脸:“在你们王家村吃一顿土特产,很可能意味着其他地方就有一个张家村、李家村被七星门所害,到时候你们一顿饭赔得起人家几百条人命!?” Such big hat buckles, appointed no one dares to speak, however in this time, actually listened to a frank laughter to pass on. 这么大的帽子扣下来,任谁也不敢说话,然而就在此时,却听一阵爽朗的笑声传了过来。 ha ha, where has walks quickly? The matters of other places have other people responsible, our holy maiden are not the fire brigades. I send the preparation that her made has fought bravely for a long time.” 哈哈,哪儿有那么快就走?其他地方的事情自有其他人去负责,咱们的圣女可不是救火队。我把她派来可是做了长期奋战的准备的。” During the speeches, the lead of this major drama entered the stage finally. 说话间,这一幕大戏的主角终于出场了。 That is a look is ordinary, stature medium, does not have the young people in special place, looks like roughly 17-18 years old, however the vicissitudes in vision are actually similar to an old person, forms the enormous contrast with this time that relaxed smiling face, making one unable to say his accurate age. 那是一位相貌平凡,身材中等,毫无特异之处的年轻人,看起来约莫十七八岁,然而目光中的沧桑却又如同老人,与此时那轻松的笑容形成极大的反差,令人说不出他的准确年龄。 Who is he? Suddenly, this tenth doubts in most village people's heart. 他是谁?一时间,这成了大多数村人心中的疑惑。 In fact, this young people naturally are the Wang Lu zone, moreover this zone has not put too many thoughts. 实际上,这位年轻人自然是王陆变装而成的,而且这个变装还没花太多的心思。 Nothing but transforms the skeleton shape slightly, then by the putting on make-up skill change detail, at least was much simpler than incarnation King Lu. Moreover this image will not enter the stage frequently, does not need to carve. 无非是稍微变换一下骨骼形状,然后再以化妆技巧改变细节,至少比化身王璐要简单得多了。而且这个形象并不会频繁出场,无需精雕细琢。 Today enters the stage, nothing but raises one in this major drama again **, through layer upon layer the technique of progressive, explodes the limit the crisp point, the villagers of the crowd of non- brains explodes are at a loss, helpless. 今日出场,无非是在这场大戏中再掀起一个**,通过层层递进的手法,将爽点爆到极限,爆的这群无脑的村民六神无主,手足无措。 This facilitates the next step brainwashing. 这样才方便下一步的洗脑。 But Wang Lu’s is going on stage is without doubt successful, a few words, a smiling face, successfully attracted the attention of all people, made villagers vacant. 王陆的登场无疑是成功的,一句话,一个笑脸,就成功吸引了所有人的注意,令村民一片茫然。 In the however more than hundred people, always has the thought to be keen, caught just now the main point in those words! 不过百余人中,总有思维较敏锐的,捕捉到了方才那句话中的要点! I send her...... 我把她派来…… Realized after these words meaning, these smart people felt immediately at present one black, originally repeatedly caused heavy losses world outlook receives the vacillation once more! Presented explodes the omen of head! 意识到这句话的含义后,那些聪明人顿时感觉眼前一黑,本就屡遭重创的世界观再次收到动摇!已呈现爆头的先兆! Naturally, some brains vacillate stubbornly can not. 当然,也有些脑子顽固地动摇不得的。 What thing you are, dares such to speak to the deity!?” “你是什么东西,敢跟神仙这么讲话!?” This impatient brain slow boorish fellow has roared subconsciously, but just roared, saw that two pairs of ice-cold dense vision gaze at fixedly the old sexually aggressive male and fog fly these two real deity doom are staring him, immediately makes him thump fall to the ground, liquid of warming up dripped among the legs. 这个性急脑慢的莽汉下意识就吼了出来,只是刚吼完,就看到两双冰冷森然的目光瞪视过来老淫棍和雾飞花这两个真神仙死命瞪着他,顿时让他咕咚倒地,一股温热的液体自腿间淌了出来。 The trivial mortal, was punctured ji by Qi Condensation upper rank and Foundation Establishment lower rank’s cultivator by divine sense, frightens the urine is naturally. 区区凡人,被练气上品筑基下品的修士神念刺ji,吓尿是自然而然的。 When has used the deity method, they then write on such as the script, respectfully to youngster single Xigui of that coming. 待施展了神仙手段,两人接下来就如剧本所写,恭恭敬敬地对那个飘然而至的少年单膝跪了下去。 See Cult Master!” “参见教主!” Bang! 轰! The old sexually aggressive male and fog fly this kneel, may frighten the rural population really heavily, see Cult Master! This is Cult Master arrives unexpectedly! 老淫棍和雾飞花这一跪,可着实将村人吓得不轻,参见教主!这居然是教主降临! Again how ignorant villagers, knows that the Cult Master two characters mean anything...... Regarding the villagers, that also wants the terror compared with the emperor probably existed, is unable to imagine simply. 再怎么无知的村民,也知道教主二字意味着什么……对于村民来说,那大概是比皇帝还要恐怖的存在了,简直无法想象。 Since is unable to imagine, can only at the scene. In the Wang Lu heart sneers, is really the illiterate who one crowd gets what one deserves to pay the wisdom business tax, formerly can deceive them to be deluded including Seven Stars Gate that inferior fraud, now meets the specialized method, naturally does not have the resisting force. 既然无法想象,就只能愣在当场。王陆心中冷笑,果然是一群活该交智商税的愚民,先前连七星门那种蹩脚骗局都能骗得他们如痴如醉,如今遇到专业手段,自然更无抗力。 In the heart despises, but Wang Lu displays the self- training of actor, still develops clearly 心中鄙视,但王陆发挥演员的自我修养,依然演得逼真 See what, which that many customs?” Wang Lu waved with a smile, the two naturally make by the posture that the invisible strength picks up.” A face stands respectfully and submissively one side. “参见什么啊,哪儿那么多规矩?”王陆笑着挥了挥手,那两人自然做出“被无形之力托起的姿势。”一脸恭顺地站到一旁。 The lifelike performance of old sexually aggressive male and fog fly, made the villagers heart shock again, deepened to the Wang Lu this Cult Master respectful fear. 老淫棍和雾飞花的逼真表演,再一次令村民心头震撼,加深了对王陆这个教主的敬畏之情。 However the matter has not calculated that because of formerly presence of some holy maiden, the status of old sexually aggressive male and fog fly in villagers dropped much, therefore soon, various places of some in the village processes Yin-Yang life and death remaining Sir holy maiden, at the right moment was taken to the threshing ground. 不过事情还不算完,因为先前某圣女的出场,老淫棍和雾飞花在村民中的地位已经下降了不少,所以不久之后,某个在村中各处处理阴阳生死阵残余的圣女大人,就适时登场了。 Well, Cult Master, did you run? Did not say that has important matter processing? “咦,教主,你怎么也跑来了?不是说有要事处理么? This is not does not feel relieved you, in any case is also law of Cult Master level, if you were killed, I at least come to burn incense to you.” “这不是不放心你么,好歹也是教主级的法阵,万一你被炸死了,我至少过来给你上柱香。” „! What manner you are!?” “靠!你这是什么态度!?” Sympathizes the people's desires, the careful boss's in every way possible manner to subordinate...... Mentioned you to see me not to kneel recently peacefully does not give regards, lets me by the attack, the honest confession, do you want to usurp the throne?” “体贴人意,细致入微的上司对下属的态度……说来你最近见了我也不跪安也不问好,让我倍受打击啊,老实交代,你是不是想篡位?” Usurps your younger sister!” The young girls said turn over to say that was the non- sentiment not hope to Wang Lu good a ritual, but quick has made up an ugly face. “篡你妹!”少女说归说,还是不情不愿地给王陆行了一礼,但很快又补上了一个鬼脸。 So the dialog of extremely rich life, naturally also does to the person looks, social class division that although theoretically, dignity grave Cult Master, dense cannot be shaken, is more suitable to control one group of illiterates, but one, depends on the hand this group of amateur actors, feared that must outsmart oneself, at least lets the proprietress to oneself respectful bowed down, that waits to hang a picture. Two, Wang Lu has not planned to take the path of conventional religious sect, must walk, might as well draws support from the status of old sexually aggressive male, wraps the Seven Stars Gate’s shell, but Seven Stars Gate that set of his sincerity looks does not glance, since decides to manage the religious sect, not having the new thing to appear really to be unfair to the professional adventurer’s title. Therefore these time performs in a major drama, must Seven Stars Gate that set of deceitful trick pounding pulpy. 这般极富生活情趣的对话,自然也是做给人看的,尽管从理论上讲,一个威严庄重的教主,一个森然不可撼动的阶级划分,更适合控制一群愚民,不过一来,就凭手上这群业余演员,怕是要弄巧成拙,至少让老板娘给自己恭恭敬敬跪拜,那就等着被挂画。二来,王陆也没打算走常规教派的路子,真要走,还不如借助老淫棍的身份,去套七星门的壳子,但七星门那一套他真心看不上眼,既然下决心要经营教派,没有新东西出台实在对不起专业冒险者的头衔。所以这一次演一出大戏,就是要将七星门那一套骗术给砸得稀烂。 Then, making these crazy simple-minded villagers experience fierce of intelligence quotient tax bureau. 然后,让这些痴愚的村民见识一下智商税务局的厉害。 But sure enough, sees this deity Cult Master not unattainable rack, the hearts of certain people are detachable. 而果不其然,见这位神仙教主并没有高不可攀的架子,某些人的心就活络起来。 Several deities......” King Qinian has again played the village head proper role, at crucial moments has the courage to speak for the rural population. “几位神仙……”王启年再一次发挥了村长应有的作用,在关键时刻鼓起勇气为村人说话。 However does not wait for him to open the mouth, Wang Lu has broken saying: „ Wang Family Village is the valuable land with a good geomantic omen, my lower realm wanders, then suitable establishes the altar by here, what a pity my today's lower realm time completely, has had to return to immortal realm, another day when must be popular the altar|jar procedure I then again 然而不等他开口,王陆已经打断道:“王家村乃风水宝地,我下界云游,便以此处最适宜建立法坛,可惜我今日下界时间已尽,不得不回归仙界,他日需兴坛作法时我便再来 The personal appearance then vanishes to disappear in a flash, making the senior village head have thousand words to choke up in the throat. 说完身形一晃便消失不见了,令老村长有千般话语都哽在喉头。 Then only listens to a fog fly sigh: Cult Master ascension immortal realm?” 然后只听雾飞花一声叹息:“教主飞升仙界了吗?” The old sexually aggressive male nods gently, a face respect: Worthily is a immortal realm people, round trip does not have the trace, hard to get hold can barely catch a glimpse of!” 老淫棍轻轻点头,一脸崇敬:“不愧是仙界中人,来去无踪,神龙见首不见尾啊!” Sir holy maiden hears to be speechless in the one side, these two also developed invest!? Returns hard to get hold can barely catch a glimpse of? Was you uses the magic of making oneself invisible to hide obviously Wang Lu! He still sees a play in my side now! 圣女大人在一旁听得无话可说,这两人也演得太投入了!?还神龙见首不见尾?明明是你用隐身术把王陆藏起来了啊!他现在还在我身边看戏啊! However, only then develops clearly, can win trust. 不过,也只有演得逼真,才能取信于人。 Really, one hear of ascension immortal realm four characters, King Qinian is with amazement: Sir Cult Master he, unexpectedly is really the deity!?” 果然,一听飞升仙界四个字,王启年更是骇然:“教主大人他,竟然真的是神仙!?” Kindness that although in the Seven Stars Gate time, the Wang Family Village’s person called on the deity deity, knows actually they were only cultivator, has not become an immortal truly. Even if just cultivator, was higher than 17-18 scales mortal, then attentively is flattering. 虽然早在七星门时代,王家村的人就神仙神仙叫的亲切,实际也知道他们只是修士,并未真正成仙。只不过即便修士,也比凡人高了十七八个档次,便殷勤巴结着。 But looks at now this stance...... Unexpectedly has the immortal really!? However wants to come carefully, seems not the extremely inconceivable matter. 但看现在这个架势……居然真的有仙人!?不过仔细想来,似乎也不是太过不可思议之事。 The old sexually aggressive male and skills of fog fly these two deities, were surprising, afterward holy maiden strength was also stronger plans, finally Cult Master arrived, holy maiden must bow the head, this progressive relations layer upon layer, King Qinian wanted a revolution in the brain, was not difficult to draw the conclusion. 老淫棍和雾飞花这两个神仙的本事,已经令人惊讶,后来的圣女实力又更强一筹,最后教主亲临,就连圣女都要俯首,这一层层的递进关系,王启年只要在脑中一转,就不难得出结论。 If not the true deity, how can subdue at present these overhauls? 如果不是真正的神仙,如何能折服眼前这几位大修? The old sexually aggressive male also said with a smile: Sir Cult Master naturally is the true deity! What a pity the Cult Master person in immortal realm, must be separated can lower realm walk for a long time, lower realm must concentrate to model the mortal body each time, is not easy, you can see one side him, does not know that is good fortune that many worlds cultivate.” 老淫棍也笑道:“教主大人当然是真正的神仙!可惜教主人在仙界,要间隔许久才能下界行走,每次下界还要凝塑肉身,并不容易,你们能见他一面,不知是多少世修来的福气。” The villagers are too busy echo, bowed down. 村民们忙不迭地附和,跪拜 At this time, is still senior village head King Qinian, has displayed his original wisdom: Just now, I listened to Sir Cult Master saying that Wang Family Village was the valuable land with a good geomantic omen, did not know......” 这时候,依然是老村长王启年,发挥了他独到的智慧:“方才,我听教主大人说,王家村是风水宝地,不知……” The old sexually aggressive male explained: Here Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi is rich, was the cultivation side good place, Seven Stars Gate also settled on this Earth Spirit air/Qi, set up Yin-Yang life and death, changed into the dead air/Qi the spiritual energy, again by village mesozoic gas phase ji...... Such place, is also rarely seen in entire Nine Provinces Continent. What a pity Seven Stars Gate that Demon Cult has discovered treasure trove, is only actually thinking destroys it, to offer a sacrifice to refine the demon treasure, the vision is how short shallowly!” 老淫棍解释道:“这里天地灵气浓郁,是修行的极佳地方,七星门也是看中了此地灵气,才设立阴阳生死阵,将灵气化为死气,再以村中生气相ji……这样的地方,在整个九州大陆也不多见。可惜七星门魔教发现了宝地,却只想着将其摧毁,以祭炼魔宝,目光何其短浅!” Regarding Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi, the demon treasure, King Qinian the nature knows not much, but he actually knows that a huge chance puts at present! 对于天地灵气,魔宝,王启年自然所知不多,但他却知道,一个天大的机缘就摆在眼前! Thinks that just now Cult Master said that set up the altar, was popular the altar|jar procedure...... This old person's heart cannot stop ping jumps madly! 想到方才教主所言,设立法坛,兴坛作法……这老人的心脏就止不住地砰砰乱跳! Wants initially the Seven Stars Gate time, how many rural population to that to speak that the ambassador and cultivator flatter in every possible way, even builds other institute specially , can only make them stop a while the moment here, occasionally ** naturally, looks like all is very fair, others are planned to explode the mountain, how possibly here to stay for a long time? But if this Wisdom Cult sets up the altar here, that simply...... 想当初七星门时期,村人对那几个宣讲大使和修士百般巴结,甚至专门修筑别院,也只能让他们在这里少停片刻,偶尔**当然,现在看来一切都很合情合理,人家本来就是打算炸山的,怎可能在这里久留?但这个智教若在这里设立法坛,那简直…… Deity Sir, Sir Cult Master just now said sets up the matter of altar, actually what's the matter......” “神仙大人,请问教主大人方才所言设立法坛之事,究竟是怎么回事……” So-called sets up the altar, must condense this place dissipation Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi, transforms as miracle cure spirit stone and other thing, is advantageous for cultivator cultivation. However Cult Master also spoke thoughtlessly a saying, sets up the altar likely to change a Earth Spirit air/Qi trend, affected the geomancy, at least must undergo the agreement of native.” “所谓设立法坛,是要将此地散逸的天地灵气凝聚起来,转化为灵丹灵石等物,便于修士修行。不过教主也只是随口一说,设立法坛很可能会改变一地灵气走向,影响风水,至少要经过当地人的同意才可以。” King Qinian agreed certainly that nods again and again: Deity is the saviors of our village, but has needed, then please the optional procedure act!” 王启年当然同意,连连点头:“神仙是我们全村人的救命恩人,但有所需,便请随意做法施为!” Such being the case...... Does Sir holy maiden, how you see?” “既然如此……圣女大人,您怎么看?” How Sir holy maiden can also see, after developing own actor's pay, was already bored: You are willing to cultivate cultivate.” 圣女大人还能怎么看,演完了自己的戏份以后早就无聊了:“你们愿意修就修呗。” Old sexually aggressive male immediately in consternation: Sir holy maiden you do not press common sense to play a card!? In the script the lines such do not write, you should be warmer, ji moves!? 老淫棍顿时愕然:圣女大人你怎么不按常理出牌啊!?剧本里台词不是这么写啊,你应该更热情,更ji动一点啊!? However, before the old sexually aggressive male worthily is , the specialized cheating gang high level, is on site to respond extremely quickly: Agreeing of some Sir holy maiden, think to be able twice the result with half the effort...... I and fly then first prepare the material, two day has then come to here to set up the altar!” 不过,老淫棍不愧是前专业诈骗团伙高层,临场反应极快:“有圣女大人的首肯,想必能事半功倍……我和飞花便先去准备材料,过两日便来这里设立法坛!” G_ covers cup star idol racket A_V to win the champion online to watch! Please pay attention to the micro letter public number!: G_罩杯女星偶像首拍A_V勇夺冠军在线观看!请关注微信公众号!: meinvlu123 meinvlu123 ( Long according to three seconds of duplication) (长按三秒复制) !! !!
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