„In brief, the abovewas the processreason of matter.”
“总之,以上就是事情的经过缘由了。”Warm Inn, Wang LuSylisnoringsorptionsteaming hotmaking gravyscope, whileexplainedto the proprietressearnestly.如家客栈,王陆一边西里呼噜地吸着热腾腾的打卤面,一边对老板娘认真解释了一番。Proprietressesis chewing the garlic cloves, whilefocuses onlooks atWang Luslantingly: „Then? Did youcomply?”
老板娘一边嚼着蒜瓣,一边斜着眼看着王陆:“然后呢?你就答应了?”Wang Lunods: „Wordsspoke in this, naturallymustcomply, othersagreedto giveme, whenmeat toilet, had the small advantagenot to occupy the bastard.”王陆点点头:“话都说到这份上了,当然要答应了,人家都同意给我当肉便器了,有便宜不占王八蛋啊。”
The proprietressesget angrypat the table, shakes the hot waterto scatter: Small advantage that „whichcomes!? Youreallyher, whensillycompelled! How the fellowis not again reasonable, after is Gold Corecultivator, moreoverisGold CorePeakcultivator! A yourbody refinementtimehas not repaired50%mortalsalsoto feel all rightto presumptuously thinkGold Corecultivatortoyou, whenmeat toilet? Knock it off! Youare honestluto go!”
老板娘怒拍桌,震得面汤四溅:“哪儿来的便宜啊!?你真把她当傻・逼了啊!那家伙再怎么不靠谱,终归是个金丹修士,而且是金丹巅峰修士!你一个锻体期都没修过一半的凡人也好意思妄想一个金丹修士给你当肉便器?拉倒吧!你还是老老实实自己撸去吧!”Wang Luearlycarries the surfacebowl, evaded the thunderpalm of proprietressto strike, said: „In any casegoes forth to battleis notI, Ifear a wool.”王陆早早端起面碗,躲过了老板娘的雷霆掌击,说道:“反正上阵的又不是我,我怕个毛啊。”„Nonsense, youmake a betwithher, the person of going forth to battleisI! Iam only the innproprietress, is notSpirit Sword Schoolsect master! Do youmakemegowith the Gold Corecultivatormartial arts contest? WhichIwas unfair toyouin the two years!”
“废话,你跟她打赌,上阵的人是我啊!我只是个客栈老板娘,不是灵剑派掌门啊!你让我去跟金丹修士比武?我这两年到底哪儿对不起你了!”Wang Luis actually unhurriedly: „Isthis, mymaster said that ownstrengthsuppressionto the progression of mortal.”王陆倒是不慌不忙:“是这样,我师父说了,会将自己的力量压制到凡人的级数。”
The proprietresseswave: „Sheisinstallsto compelpurely! Gold Corecultivatordoes not useHeaven and Earth Spiritual Qiandownmagical power, onlyJade Palaceimmortal heartalsoenoughoppressivelyturnedanymortal worldmilitary! Was yourthisfool, together for twoyearsnot to understandherwithher? Whenshein the gambling house that innon-mustwinchips in!”
老板娘一挥手:“她纯粹是装逼!金丹修士就算不用天地灵气和自身法力,单凭玉府仙心也足够虐翻任何凡间武者了!你这笨蛋,和她相处了两年还不了解她?什么时候她会在非必胜的赌局上下注啊!”„...... Shemustreallythat the God of Gamblers, but alsowithembezzling the subsidyfunds of disciple? Ioftenlisten tohersomniloquyto weep and wailanymymoney, whyhas not pressedin a big way...... And so on.”Wang Ludoes not favorshook the head, „let alone, the proprietressyouare notgeneralmortal worldmilitary, in the pastwas shoutinghits the discipleto be opened only by the magic weapon the heroic bearing, makingmymemorystillnew.”
“……她要真那么赌神,还用克扣弟子的补助款么?我经常听她梦话里哭喊什么我的钱啊,为什么没压大……之类的。”王陆非常不看好地摇了摇头,“更何况了,老板娘你也不是一般的凡间武者嘛,当年一路喊着啊打打一路徒手拆法宝的英姿,让我记忆犹新啊。”„......” Here topic, the proprietresswas silent, obviouslywas notveryhappy.
“……”说到这个话题,老板娘就沉默了,显然并不是十分愉快。In the Wang Luheartalsounderstoodbut actually, although the proprietressquite the somewhatboldair-dryingcloudsthatafter is a woman, the scream that( agilepoint that the beautygoodwomanpremisestraightens uponeself), the incarnationmysteriousshadowhitin the pastshoutedrandomlythatobviouslyis the blackhistory.王陆心中倒也理解,老板娘虽然颇有几分豪气干云,终归是个女人,还是个姿色不俗的女人(前提是把自己拾掇的利索一点),当年化身神秘黑影啊打打的尖叫乱喊,显然属于黑历史。However the critical moment, managesyourblackhistorywhitehistoryphototo uncoverdoes not harm! Howeverlooked that the proprietressresistanceis strong, wewelldo the psychologicalwork, comfortingcomforting, educates with reason, appeals.
不过紧要关头,管你黑历史白历史都照揭不误啊!不过看老板娘抵触情绪严重,那咱就好好做一下心理工作,安抚安抚,晓之以理,动之以情。„Isthis, from the beginningIdo not wantto dotoostifflywithmymaster, butshe said that mortal worldWuXuein front ofImmortal Waythatwas the dog deng! Managed you are anyinnatemaster of martial artsorhonorific title of guanyuEmperor Wu, cameQi Condensation Stage’scultivatorto be ableoppressivelyto becomehealthily stout personcasually! Added that teachesmytimein the personbrain certainly longmaggot, otherwisegains fame by deceiving people, careless and wasteful use of nature's products. MoreoverisPingXiong, uncouthly, does not have the culture, not to have the quality, not to have the barbarianfemaleman of family educationmostly, laternot onlycould not find the husband, even/includingJiYoudoes not haveone, this whole lifeonlyfriendis the finger and cucumber, after 30years old , will raise probably alsoseverallarge-scaledogimprovementlife, the interjection indicating surprisehe he......”
“是这样,一开始我也没想跟我师父搞得太僵,但她老人家说了啊,凡间武学在仙道面前那就是狗屎啊!管你是什么先天武师还是武圣武帝,随便来个练气期的修士就能给虐成肉人型啊!还说教授我功夫的人脑子里一定长蛆,不然就是欺世盗名,暴殄天物。而且多半是个平胸、粗鲁、没文化、没素质、没家教的野蛮人女汉子,以后不但找不到老公,连姬友也没一个,这辈子唯一的朋友就是手指头和小黄瓜,30岁以后大概还会饲养几头大型犬改善生活,哦呵呵呵……”„Shut up!”
“住口!”
The proprietressangry glarecirclestares, a palm of the handclaps the dining tablecrushes! Right, is the smashing, butis not split up, a thickpadauk teakdinner tablewas cranked upeverywhere the sawdustbyheronechapter, the skeletonnothas saved!
老板娘怒目圆瞪,一巴掌把饭桌拍得粉碎!没错,是粉碎而不是四分五裂,一张厚实的红木餐桌被她一章拍成了满地木屑,尸骨无存!„Thatbastard, dared, daresto sayme!?”
“那个混蛋,竟敢,竟敢这么说我!?”Crash-bang! Under the proprietressangerthrives, byfeat of armscultivation base of hertoplevel, cannot control the strength on handunexpectedly, will be holding the surfacebowlpinchessimilarlycrushes!
哗啦!老板娘怒气勃发之下,以她顶尖级的武技修为,居然控制不住手上的力道,将捧着的面碗同样捏得粉碎!„Wang Lu, yourthisleadsmeto climb mountains, does not make the excrementher, mythisinngoes broke and closes downtoday! Iwill become monktomorrow!”
“王陆,你这就带我上山,不把她打出屎来,我这客栈今天就关门大吉!我明天就出家!”Wang Lunodsslowly: „Fine.”王陆缓缓点着头:“善哉。”Thenfaints from fearsuddenly, is owncomfortingwayis not a little right? Oh, manages his many, finally is the same! The justsoldierproprietress of being righteousgets angryshame of Fifth EldergrassSpirit Sword, thisscriptapprovessimply, does not hitto enjoyAlliance Masternot to be justified!
然后才恍然惊觉,自己的安抚方式是不是有点不对?唉,管他那么多,结果都是一样的嘛!深明大义的正义战士老板娘怒艹灵剑之耻五长老,这剧本简直太赞,不打赏个盟主都说不过去啊!
The proprietressismurdersdecisiveperson, the ideahas decided that immediatelyis bringingWang Lu that ebullitionkilling intentandwatches the funto climb mountains.
老板娘是个杀伐果断之人,主意已定,立刻带着沸腾的杀意和看热闹的王陆一路上了山。Defendsdefends the disciplein the entranceboth sidesvalues, usually in a smilewill also notify the proprietress, butsawboth eyesnowscarlet-redlike the blood, just likeyoung girl who the nether worlddemonVenerable, was staredbythatvision, twobluekeep silentwhiteimmediately, uses temporarily as anythingnot to see.
守在山门两侧的值守弟子,平日里还会笑着跟老板娘打个招呼,但如今见了双目赤红如血,宛如幽冥魔尊的少女,被那目光一瞪,两名蓝白顿时噤若寒蝉,权当自己什么都没看到。
When are not many, the proprietressandWang Luarrived atFormless Peak, the proprietressheroic spiritcompletelyhave unfolded, bellow: „Wang Wu, youget losttome!”
不多时,老板娘和王陆已经来到了无相峰,老板娘豪气尽展,大吼一声:“王舞,你给我滚出来!”Thenlistens toroaring of echo: „The wild dog of whichfamily|home, bigafternoon**harasses the personto sleepclear, does not repair the meritto be careful that was struck by lightningbyHeavenly Tribulation!”
然后就听一声回音似的怒吼:“谁家的野狗啊,大下午的**扰人清眠,不修功德小心被天劫雷劈啊!”Wang Luregarding thissimplyamazedinexplicable: „fuckthissillycompelsability! Clasheshermoral behavioralsoto feel all rightto raiseHeavenly Tribulation? Moreoverdozed off again after waking up earlyto resttoafternoonthis time, this wasmusthibernate!”王陆对此简直惊诧莫名:“卧槽这傻・逼能耐啊!就冲她的人品还好意思提天劫?而且一个回笼觉睡到下午这个时候,她这是要冬眠啊!”
The proprietressesclench jaws: „TodayImakeherdie!”
老板娘咬牙切齿:“今天我就让她长眠!”Thenis combative, kicks aside the door, Wang Lufollows close onafter that saw that in wears the clothesto put onto50%kind teacherSirs.
然后杀气腾腾,一脚踢开房门,王陆紧跟其后,就看到里面穿衣服正穿到一半的恩师大人。
The kind teacherSirwas also startled: „Idepend! Youplay the hoodlum!? Kicks the hall, puts on the time of clothesnot to keepseveralminutestome!?”
恩师大人也惊了:“我靠!你耍流氓啊!?踢馆也就罢了,连穿衣服的时间都不给我留几分钟!?”
The proprietressesare silent, inentrancesettling downmoment, has closed the doorsilently.
老板娘沉默不语,在门口驻足片刻,默默关上了房门。Wang Ludid not have the words to saythatwas blowing the whistlingoutside the roomon own initiative, did not say a word.王陆也没话可说,在屋外自觉地吹着口哨,一言不发。After a while, kind teacherSirwearsclothesto push the doorto come outfinally, buton the faceis actually hangingextremelysurprisedly: „Is Little Ling'eryou? Ialsothinka moment agoownvertigo.”
过了一会儿,恩师大人穿好衣服终于推门出来,只是脸上却挂着万分的惊讶:“小铃儿咋是你呢?刚才我还以为自己眼花了。”Little Ling'erboth armsjunctionhugs, raises head: „Good deed that youdo, but alsoneedsothersto remind?”小铃儿双臂交抱,仰着头:“你自己做的好事,还需要别人提醒么?”Finally the kind teacherSirtaps the head: „Ido not comethisbyyou, Imostfeared that othersaskedmythese words, complicateddoes not know that from wherementioned.”
结果恩师大人一拍脑袋:“我靠你别来这个,我最怕别人问我这句话,让人千头万绪不知从何说起啊。”How manygood deedsIyouhave donebyhonored master!?
我靠师父大人你到底做了多少好事啊!?Howeverafter a while, honored masterthenhas awakened, puts out a handto point atWang Lu, somewhatis quite inconceivable: „Thatmaster who Little Ling'er, is it possible thatteachesthisidiottimeisyou!?”
不过又过了一会儿,师父大人便自己醒悟了,伸手指着王陆,颇有些不可思议:“小铃儿,莫非教这蠢货功夫的那个师父就是你!?”Little Ling'erhe hesneers: „Right, isthatPingXiong, uncouthly, does not have the culture, not to have the quality, not to have the barbarianfemaleman of family education, laternot onlycould not find the husband, even/includingJiYoudoes not haveone, this whole lifeonlyfriendis the finger and cucumber, after 30years old , thatmaster who will raise probably alsoseverallarge-scaledogimprovementlife!”小铃儿呵呵冷笑:“没错,就是那个平胸、粗鲁、没文化、没素质、没家教的野蛮人女汉子,以后不但找不到老公,连姬友也没一个,这辈子唯一的朋友就是手指头和小黄瓜,30岁以后大概还会饲养几头大型犬改善生活的那个师父啊!”honored masterhas been startledimmediately, cold sweatis quick: „Little Ling'eryou are doingwool!? Is it possible thatwasphysiologicaltimehurtsbadly the brain? You......”师父大人顿时惊了,冷汗都快下来了:“小铃儿你这是在搞毛啊!?莫非是生理期疼坏了脑子?你……”Little Ling'erwere not manysaid: „Youand don't Wang Luhave a gamblingto make? Ihelphimcomplete the gamblingto make, the idle talklittlesaidthatfights.”小铃儿也不多说:“你和王陆不是有个赌约么?我来帮他完成赌约的,废话少说,来战吧。”„War, fights the woolwar! Oursistersaffectionate, whatissuehadto saywell why resorted to arms?”
“战,战毛啊战!咱们姐妹情深,有啥问题好好说,何必兵戎相见?”
Speaking of the sistersaffectionate, the proprietressas ifhesitated, hesitateddoes not speak.
提起姐妹情深,老板娘似乎犹豫了一下,沉吟不语。Wang Luthereforeimmediatelystrikes while the iron is hot: „Masteryou are very intelligent, clear(ly)knewnot to have the odds of success, took the sistersaffectionateto come, whenshield, worthilywas the shame of Spirit Sword.”王陆于是立刻趁热打铁:“师父你还挺聪明,明知道没胜算,就拿姐妹情深来当挡箭牌,不愧是灵剑之耻。”
The masterflies into a rageimmediately: „Does not have the odds of success! Imustwinthatdivideminute's of matter!”
师父顿时急眼:“没胜算个屁!我要赢那是分分钟的事!”Therefore the proprietressdoes not hesitate: „Ok, thatdelayedyouroneminuteto winme.”
于是老板娘再不犹豫:“行,那就耽误你一分钟来赢了我吧。”„Idepend, the goodyounger sisteryouto leavesuchruns on a bankme!”
“我靠,好妹妹你别这么挤兑我啊!”„never mind, youroneminutesolvedmein any case.”
“没关系,反正你一分钟就解决我了。”Thereforethiswhite clothingelderis simply badly battered, butonlyhas also continued the moment, Fifth ElderworthilyisFifth Elder, similarlyismurders the decisive, recklessperson.
于是这位白衣长老简直焦头烂额,不过也只持续了片刻,五长老不愧是五长老,同样是个杀伐果断,不顾后果之人。„Ok, thathits! As the saying goeshitscoldsislove, Little Ling'erourgoodsensitivitiesalsoto stagnatein the bottlenecktimefor a long time, fired offthisusto estimate that canmarry!”
“行,那就打吧!俗话说打是亲骂是爱,小铃儿咱们的好感度也在瓶颈期停滞好久了,打完这场咱们估计就可以结婚了!”Idepend, godtransitionhonored master! Cannot think that youunexpectedlyarethisperson!? Ihave underestimatedyourlower limitcompletely!
我靠,神转折啊师父大人!想不到你竟是这种人!?我完全低估了你的下限啊!As forproprietress, ignorestomuttering of elderSir, pulled the sleevessilently, thenhas exhibited the stance.
至于老板娘本人,则对长老大人的喃喃自语置若罔闻,默默地挽起了衣袖,然后摆开了架势。Saw that thiswaris inevitable, Wang Lualsocalculates the meritto be complete, was approvingoneselfyoutooto be really gracefulat heart, thenlooked for a safecornerto sit downto see a playlow-key.
眼看此战不可避免,王陆也算功德圆满,在心里赞了自己一句你丫实在太帅了,然后低调地找了个安全的角落坐下看戏。
The honored masterlittle darlingaccepted fate, mentioned the green bamboosword, aims at the matchdistantly, preparesto accept a challenge. At this timeherspiritual energycompletelycollects, magical powerto seal|conferJue, indeedis onlymortal worldcultivation base, howeveronlysimple the gesture, thenletsrush to a threateningimposing mannerto head on distant placeonlookingWang Lu.师父大人则乖乖认了命,提起了翠竹剑,遥遥指向对手,准备应战。此时她灵气尽敛,法力封绝,的确只是凡间的修为,然而单凭一个简单的起手式,便让在远处旁观的王陆赶到一股逼人的气势扑面而来。Althoughthis timeisto sit cross-leggedto sit well, butWang Luactuallyfelt that the whole bodysomemuscleparalysisdid not listento direct...... Is thisGold Corecultivator’sis aggressive? Yourmotherwas too flamboyant, Wang Luin any casealsopracticed for twodaysto fall the dragonmarvelous ability, byheten thousandyears of raremilitarystudytalent, pondered over should also almostcalculate the mortal worldsecond-classperson of high skill? Finallyhonored master the complementary waves of gesturewere stoodbyoneselfdo not set out!
虽然此时是盘膝坐定,但王陆却感觉浑身的肌肉都有些麻痹不听使唤了……这就是金丹修士的霸气?太你妈牛逼了,王陆好歹还练了两天降龙神功,以他万年难得一见的武学天才,琢磨着差不多也该算个凡间二流高人了吧?结果师父大人一个起手式的余波就让自己站不起身啊!No wonder the proprietresssaidthatGold Corecultivatorcan the secondkillmortal worldall living thingsdepending onJade Palaceimmortal heart, thisdisparityis indeed bignotside! The air/Qi of Wangbashakes, mortal worldindigenous can only bow the head in greeting!
难怪老板娘说,金丹修士光凭玉府仙心就能秒杀凡间众生,这差距的确大得没边啊!王霸之气一抖,凡间土著就只能纳头便拜了啊!Howeverthisis immaterial, becausewith the masterputsright, Warm Innproprietress who similarlycan the secondkillmortal worldall living things! Militarystudycultivation base of proprietresshigh, Wang Lu is not quite clear, in briefwants certainlyhigh10,000timescompared withanyinnatemaster of martial artsrealm, even ifhonorific title of guanyuEmperor Wu in legendcame, was supposingcannot stand up to her to be ableto break the magic weapon the fist! ButfacingGold Corecultivator’sgreen jadegreen bamboosword, the proprietressremains unmovedradically.
不过这根本无关紧要,因为和师父放对的,同样是能够秒杀凡间众生的如家客栈老板娘!老板娘的武学修为到底有多高,王陆是不太明白,总之肯定是比什么先天武师境界要高10000倍,就算传说中的武圣武帝来了,估摸着也禁不起她那对能破法宝的拳头!而面对金丹修士的翠绿竹剑,老板娘根本不为所动。
The proprietresses, the meat toilettransformationstrategy of mymaster, depended entirely onyou!
老板娘啊,我师父的肉便器改造战略,全靠你了啊!Twosisters'affectionatewomeneach otherconfront, has not knownhow long, justawokefinallyshortly, has not had the lunchhonored master unable to calm downwith enough timefirst, the bambooswordshakes, myriadswordlightsuch as the rainlike the fog, makingone unable to see clearlyto castrate, actuallyhiddenmurderous intention.
两个姐妹情深的女人彼此对峙,也不知过了多久,终于还是刚睡醒没多久,还没来得及吃午饭的师父大人先沉不住气,竹剑一抖,万千剑光如雨如雾,令人看不清去势,却暗藏杀机。Wang Luat presentbright, goodwisesword art! Over the past two years, althoughhiscultivation basedoes not haveanythingto progress, buteyesightactuallyinnumeroustalentdisciple's a performancebysectpracticing. Spirit Sword Schoolin the name ofsword, the sword artsectfoundation, nobodycannotunmanned not fine. Butonlydepends onmortal worldcultivation base, thencanlaunchthisruthless character behind a gentle appearance, destructiveswordpotential, inSpirit Sword Schoolalsorarely seen.王陆眼前一亮,好高明的剑术!两年来,他修为虽然没什么长进,但眼力却是被门派内的一众天才弟子的表现给练了出来。灵剑派以剑为名,剑术可谓门派根基,无人不会无人不精。但仅凭凡间修为,便能展开这种绵里藏针,杀机四伏的剑势,在灵剑派中也不多见。It seems likeshe, althoughis sillyandowes, butassomeFifth Elderreal skills......
啧,看来她这个人虽然又傻又欠,但作为五长老还是有些真本事的嘛……Butmakes first move and gets controlfacingGold Corecultivator’s, proprietress'sresponseis simple, evenappearscrude.
而面对金丹修士的先发制人,老板娘的反应简单直接,甚至显得粗暴。
The straightfist, hitsface to face, gaudyevenhas not had the skill, the onlycharacteristicsarequick!! Ruthless!
笔直一拳,当面打去,没有花哨甚至没有技巧,唯一的特点就是快!准!狠!Againthen, iswitnessesmiracle the time.
再然后,就是见证奇迹的时候了。Sideismortal worldtopsword artis joined tohas the greengreen bamboosword of magic weaponrankobviously, the other aspectis the proprietressdelicatesupplewhitefist, Wang Lustares the bigeye, invested the completeconcentrated forceto tryto see clearlyeachdetail......
一面是凡间顶级的剑术配上明显有法宝级别的翠绿竹剑,另一面则是老板娘细嫩柔白的拳头,王陆瞪大眼睛,投入了全部的集中力试图看清每一个细节……Butat present a flower, resultalready. The emerald greenswordlightshatterbecomesstars, dodgesto pass. Butsomewhite clothingeldermakes every effort to succeed, exitslike the meteorgeneralhorizontal flight, bangbangs into the rock, silent!
但眼前一花,结果已出。翠绿剑光破碎成繁星点点,一闪而逝。而某白衣长老就争气许多,像流星一般平飞出去,轰隆一声撞入山石之中,无声无息!But the proprietress, coldly snorted, shookownwrist|skill, the split visionhas cast aside the crushed stoneruggedplace, almostdid not spare a glance.
而老板娘,冷哼了一声,抖了抖自己的手腕,余光撇过碎石嶙峋处,几乎不屑一顾。Yourmotheraggressivesideleaksreally! Wang Lulookedsimplysilly! SolemnGold Corecultivator, has clarifiedsomewhat the kind teacherSir of truly learned and genuinely talented, unexpectedlybythisproprietress, when the sandbagsamefought with the fists the meteor! The proprietressesIwrongly perceivedyou, Ihave thoughtyouwere the hideawayrole on Spirit Creek Town, the resulthideawayrolewasinsultstoyousimply, yourhis mothersimplywasgm, wascreates the worldgodmykissing!
真你妈霸气侧漏啊!王陆简直看傻了!堂堂金丹修士,摆明了有几分真才实学的恩师大人,居然被这个老板娘当沙包一样一拳打成流星了!老板娘我真是错看你了,我一直以为你是灵溪镇上的隐藏角色,结果隐藏角色对你来说简直是侮辱啊,你他妈简直是gm,是创世神啊我的亲!Crossedfor a long time, respectedhonored mastercrawledfrom the quarry stone, but actuallydoes not haveanticipatedis so distressed, althoughhas moistenedsomedustinevitably, actually the surface not redair/Qidoes not breathe heavily, likereceivingseriouswound, butforks the waistto sighreluctantly.
过了好久,敬爱的师父大人才从乱石中爬了起来,倒没有预期的那么狼狈,虽然身上不可避免沾了些尘土,却面不红气不喘,也不像受了多严重的伤,只是无奈地叉着腰叹气。„motherfucker, does not needImmortal Waymagical powerreally unable to withstandyourordinaryattack, Little Ling'eryouindeedare the person of going against heaven's will.”
“妈的,不用仙道法力果然顶不住你的普通攻击,小铃儿你的确是逆天之人啊。”
The proprietressesstillput on a serious face, do not say a word.
老板娘依然板着脸,一言不发。
The honored mastervisioncirculation, happen tosaw that the groundbrokenbecomes the sedimentsamegreen bamboosword, shook the headsadly: „Had been a pitymyhandletreasured sword......”thenconvenientlyfolds the nextgreen bamboofrom the crushed stonebamboo grove, graspsto flinggently, greenluminous, after the moment, a handleexactly the samegreen jadegreen bambooswordtook shape.师父大人目光流转,正好看到地上碎成渣滓一样的翠竹剑,感伤地摇了摇头:“可惜了我一柄宝剑……”然后就随手从碎石旁的竹林中折下一支绿竹,握起来轻轻一甩,一阵绿光亮起,片刻后,一柄一模一样的翠绿竹剑就成型了。InWang Luheartfuck, but alsothinks that sheusuallyneverleaves the green bamboosword of handat leastalso to be the magic weaponrank, finally...... Finally was really has also overestimatedthispoorlycompelled! Toy that the green bambooswordmakesradicallyconveniently! To cometo be also right, bythispoor the welldoing of compelling, had the magic weaponearlyto be soldto trade the liquorbyherreallyto drink!王陆心中一声卧槽,还以为她平日从不离手的翠竹剑至少也该是个法宝等级,结果……结果还真是高估了这个穷・逼啊!翠竹剑根本是随手做的玩具而已啊!想来也对,以这个穷・逼的德行,真有法宝早被她卖去换酒喝了!„In any event, thistimewasIlost, Little Ling'er, the elder sisterIbecameyouto handle!”
“不过无论如何,这次是我输了,小铃儿,姐姐我就任你处置了!”Saying, the stance that Fifth Elderexhibiteddying a martyr's death, mustfalselyfalse.
说着,五长老就摆出一副慷慨就义的姿态,要多虚伪有多虚伪。
The proprietressescould not stretch the expression, sighed: „You are really...... Let the personnot know that whatgoodshouldsay, doessuchone, why bother?”
老板娘也绷不住表情了,叹了口气:“你这人真是……让人都不知道该说什么好,搞这么一出,何苦呢?”Fifth Elderwas askedbyher, a littlewonders: „Is, why bothermythisis, clear(ly)knows that cannot hityoualso to hit...... Was right, forgoodsensitivity? Little Ling'er do youcurrentlyhave the feelingto fall in love withme?”五长老被她一问,也有点纳闷:“是哈,我这是何苦啊,明知道打不过你还非得打……哦对了,是为了好感度?小铃儿你现在有感觉爱上我了吗?”Little Ling'erlets somebody cool off or calm downsaid: „Ifelt that fisthita moment agoprobablylightly. Moreover, makesaccording to the gambling, canhandleyourpersonat willis notI, butisyourtreasureapprentice.”小铃儿冷冷说道:“我感觉刚才那一拳好像打轻了。另外,根据赌约,能够随意处置你的人不是我,而是你的宝贝徒弟。”Speaking ofownapprentice, Fifth Eldertastedfinally, thismatter, obviouswasheis playing tricksfrom beginning to end! Really, reallyworthilyisownapprentice, no wondersect masterthatoldmixed woolsaid that anyyouindeedhave the reason of master and disciple, thisgrade of evildisciple, the sincerityis the retribution!
提起自己的徒弟,五长老终于回过味来,这件事,明摆着从头到尾都是他在捣鬼嘛!真,真不愧是自己的徒弟,难怪掌门那个老杂毛说什么你俩的确有师徒之缘,这等孽徒,真心是报应啊!Onlyhatedto drinkcouple days agotoohigh, goodlongsome timebraindizzyheavy, finallygot up the wickedness of thatboyto work as! Otherwiseponders the impossiblehismethod of goading somebody into actionwith the maternal aunt!? What to donowmay, givehim, whenmeat toilet? Iforceto go, does not want!? Heis only14 years old, growth and developmentis incomplete, certainlywants the qualificationnot to have the qualificationto want the skillnot to have the skill, a pointis not feeling welldoes not satisfy a craving...... Althoughhave not donewith the person, butenoughhas forecastby the imaginationin the future!
只恨前几天喝得太高,好长一段时间脑子都晕晕沉沉,结果才上了那小子的恶当!不然用姨妈思考也不可能中他的激将法啊!?现在可咋办,真给他当肉便器?我勒个去,不要吧!?他才14岁,生长发育还不完全,肯定要本钱没本钱要技巧没技巧,一点都不爽不过瘾啊……呃,虽然自己还从来没跟人做过,不过靠想象力已经足够预测未来了嘛!„Master, you do not needto be afraidactually, Ido not haveanyinteresttoyou.”
“师父啊,其实你也不用害怕,我对你没啥兴趣。”Wang Luspoke, the masterfelt relievedimmediately: „Thatis good, thatis good, thismatteryoudo not needto worry, take your time.”王陆发话,师父顿时放心:“那就好,那就好,这种事你不必着急,慢慢来。”„Um, Ialsothought that something do not needto worry, but something anxiouslyare not good, Master, otherrequestsmenot to raise, only then, pleasebe earnest, teachesmesomereal skills.”
“嗯,我也觉得有些事不用着急,但有些事却不急不行了,师父啊,别的要求我也不提了,只有一点,请你再认真一点,教我些真本事吧。”
Speaking of inthis, the masterhad no waynot to respondearnestly: „You...... Reallydid not understand that mypains, youthinkreallyIincur a discipleamwhen the petraisesis playing? Otherdid not saythatsect masterthatsillycompelsto be possiblewithmeto establish the agreement, so long ascanteachyouto mature, moneybeautiful womanthatislarge bundle......”
说到这份上,师父也没法不认真回应:“你啊……真是不了解我一片苦心,你真以为我招个弟子就是当宠物养着玩的么?别的不说,掌门那个傻・逼可跟我立下约定,只要能教你成才,金钱美女那是大把大把的……”
The wordshave not saidthat the proprietressbreaksoncoldsound: „Beautiful woman who whichthatoldhoodlumcomes?”
话没说完,老板娘就冷声打断:“那个老光棍哪儿来的美女?”Therefore the masterfalls intodeepponderimmediately.
于是师父立刻陷入深深的思考。Wang Ludoes not have the means that hasto dialtopic: „Continues the originaleducationtopic, the masteraskedyouto saycarefully how youweretomypains.”王陆没办法,只好将话题拨回去:“继续原先的教育话题,师父请你仔细说说,你是怎么对我一片苦心的。”Masterraised the head: „Youhelpmethink that firstthatoldsillycompelsbeautiful woman who whichcomes?”
师父抬起头:“你先帮我想想那个老傻・逼哪儿来的美女?”„...... Ithinkorletyou, whenmeat toiletconsiders as finished.”
“……我觉得还是让你当肉便器算了。”
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