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#11: Fumbled and broke up the show has not loved dearly


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Chapter 11: The village of gonorrhea ii 第11章:白浊之村ii In the backyard villa of village head family|home, the nosebleed flowed the creek. 村长家的后院别墅内,鼻血流成了小河。 The dark red luster made some Hai Yunfan brain round of wood, had a parched mouth asked. 殷红的色泽令海云帆脑子有些发木,口干舌燥地问。 „...... Brother Wang Lu, does not know whether you are willing for me to explain what did have a moment ago?” “……王陆兄,不知你是否愿意为我解释一下刚才发生了什么?” Although from the result backing up reason, Hai Yunfan can find out several possibilities, but the excessively panic-stricken under elaborative faculty dropped the bottom line of humanity. 虽然从结果倒退原因,海云帆能想出十几种可能,但过度惊骇之下思考能力已经下降到了人类的底线。 Wang Lu looks for the mop broom, prepares to clean up that three lumps of trash, while replied: What had? This is not obvious, lived in seclusion the mountain valley chivalrous people in Taoyuan Village to crush a handful hoodlums to have the organization deliberate destruction act successfully, has protected the peaceful life of Taoyuan Village.” 王陆一边去找墩布扫帚,准备将那三坨垃圾清理出去,一边答道:“发生了什么?这不是明摆着嘛,隐居桃源村的山谷大侠成功粉碎了一小撮暴徒有组织有预谋的破坏行径,保护了桃源村的和平生活。” Mountain valley chivalrous person? Do you know just now that person?” “山谷大侠?你认识方才那人?” Is calls Lei Feng probably...... To be honest I did not know, because does not need to know.” “大概是叫雷锋吧……老实说我也不认识,因为根本没必要认识啊。” Hai Yunfan calm several points, asked: Because you already did know to be able like this?” 海云帆冷静了几分,问:“因为你早就知道会这样了?” „It is not quite early, before several double-hour, when I listened to the village head to say when Taoyuan Village never had the matter of fighting, I realized that this was a peaceful region!” “不太早,也就几个时辰以前,当我听村长说桃源村从未有过打架斗殴之事时,我就意识到这是个和平区域啊!” Peaceful region?” “和平区域?” Hai Yunfan somewhat is obviously puzzled to this word, closely frowned. 海云帆对这个词明显有些困惑,紧紧皱起了眉头。 In his impression, which sect is probably unusual Immortal Gathering to do any Heping District, at least the Grand Cloud Empire that several Third or Fourth Rank sect in the hiring, very much liking makes everybody kill the rivers of blood, with nearly raises the gu the way to discover most has the potential new person, the result, that is really good. 在他的印象中,好像少有哪家门派升仙大会会搞什么和平区,至少云泰帝国那几个三四品的宗派在招人的时候,就很喜欢让大家杀得血流成河,用近乎养蛊的方式找出最有潜力的新人,成效么,那着实不错。 Therefore Spirit Sword School this type protects moving Immortal Gathering to the new person, lets the person is very puzzled, in a flash, Hai Yunfan even suspected actually Spirit Sword School whether wants to recruit the new person wholeheartedly...... However, after is one of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance Five Absolutes, is insufficient to play this joke with the world person. 所以灵剑派这种对新人呵护到令人感动的升仙大会,就让人很是不解,一瞬间,海云帆甚至怀疑灵剑派究竟是否真心诚意想要招收新人……不过,终归是万仙盟五绝之一,不至于和天下人开这种玩笑。 Mentioned, were Spirit Sword School these years indeed smoothly were famous for the low key, such aggressively appeared externally like Shengjing Immortal Gate unusually, perhaps really the sect style then pure kindhearted? 说来,灵剑派这些年的确是以低调圆滑著称,少有像盛京仙门那样霸气外露,或许真的是门派风格便这样纯真良善? Pure kindhearted? Little Hai you see clearly, the nosebleed of this ground I have not scratched cleanly, you sigh with emotion a wool pure kindhearted.” “纯真良善?小海你看清楚点,这地上的鼻血我还没擦干净呢,你感慨个毛的纯真良善啊。” But looks at the ground to fall into stupor three nosebleed Ji, Hai Yunfan’s was lost in thought firmly. 而望着地上陷入昏迷的三名鼻血姬,海云帆的确陷入了沉思。 Wang Lu sees him not to straighten out, then explained: Actually the Spirit Sword School’s custom is very simple, silly compels to die.” 王陆见他死活不开窍,便解释道:“其实灵剑派的规矩很简单,傻・逼必须死。” „, Here is not......?” “唔,这里是……哪儿?” Felt that a limpid chill in the air pulls up the forehead, listening to the young master of rain pavilion Xie to revive from the stupor. 感到一阵清澈的寒意撩上额头,听雨榭谢家的公子从昏迷中苏醒过来。 The headache, the bridge of the nose bone probably had been broken, dizzy heavy, the field of vision is somewhat fuzzy, but vaguely can see that front as if sat a fatty, the correct use cold water has sprinkled to hit itself. 脑袋疼得要死,鼻梁骨好像是被人打断了,晕晕沉沉的,视野有些模糊,但依稀能看到面前似乎坐了一个胖子,正用凉水泼打着自己。 Who are you?” “你是谁?” „? I? I am Azure Billow Kingdom Teacher of the State hear child of Wen Bao planting.” “啊?我吗?我是沧澜国国师闻种之子闻宝。” That person of sound sounds somewhat in a terrified way, but in the expression has a pride to own life experience. 那人的声音听起来有些惶恐,但语气中对自己的身世却有一种自豪。 Therefore Xie Ganlong feels urgently absurd: This fat pig proud wool? The third-class small country, the chief resembles indigenous also really worked as itself people? Does he know that Grand Cloud Empire’s that Second Imperial Prince, must lower the head in front of the Immortal Cultivation aristocratic family! Result pig takes life experience to come to oneself to show off unexpectedly!? Is thinking, in the heart evil fire gradually lives, just now the disastrous defeat well ups in the Wang Lu’s shame, in the finger thorough clothes the bag, touches the magic weapon that the family has granted once more. 于是谢乾龙倍感荒谬:这肥猪自豪个毛啊?三流小国,酋长似的土著还真把自己当人了?他知不知道就算云泰帝国的那位二皇子,在修仙世家面前也要低头!结果这头猪竟拿身世来向自己炫耀!?这么想着,心中邪火渐生,方才惨败于王陆的羞辱涌上心头,手指再次深入衣服内袋,摸到了家族赐予的法宝。 As for Wen Bao, does not have to think to the forthcoming crisis that is sprinkling Mr. Xie two companions with the cold water, while shakes the double chin to say with a laugh. 至于闻宝,对即将到来的危机一无所觉,一边用凉水泼着谢公子的两位同伴,一边笑呵呵地抖着双下巴说道。 I just walked from that group of mist, unable to make any sense of the matter, saw that your three people fainted in the riverside. Is the following test is very difficult? I want to be inferior that our four people collaborate, the pass through opportunity may greatly. Before fog I am thinking, if can many several people walk together, perhaps will not be surrounded is so long.” “我刚刚从那团雾气里走出来,正摸不着头脑呢,就看到你们三个人在河边晕倒了。是不是接下来的考验很困难?我想不如我们四个人联手吧,过关的机会或许会大一点。之前在云雾里我就在想,若是能多几个人一起走,或许就不会被困住那么久了。” Wen Bao had not realized obviously the real intention of Spirit Sword Mountain Cloud Wave Map, thinks intelligently incessant, does not know quite the same as one are the performance, looks like in Young Master Xie Jia is disgusting. 闻宝显然是没意识到灵剑山云波图的真实用意,自以为聪明地滔滔不绝,浑然不知自己越是表现,在谢家公子看来就越是恶心。 Was saying, Wen Bao saw that Young Master Xie two moves, sits to set out. 正说着,闻宝看到谢公子身边的两人动了动,坐起身来。 „, Did you also awake?” “啊,你们也醒了啊?” Wen Bao is very happy, if can collaborate with these three people smoothly, following checkpoint were many several points of assurance...... The brain was initially hot for a while, rejects gathering of Unfettered Peak, continued this to rise the road of immortal resolutely, finally in Cloud Wave Map does not know that many regrets constantly, now except for continue go forward have had no alternative. 闻宝喜上眉梢,若是能顺利与这三人联手,接下来的关卡就多了几分把握……当初自己一时脑热,拒绝逍遥峰的招揽,毅然继续这条升仙之路,结果在云波图中不知多少次后悔不迭,现在除了继续前进已经别无选择。 However the after joy of twinkling , is stunned, Wen Bao clearly saw that Young Master Xie and other people of vision are bad, although beginning stupor awaking face whiten, but evil intention made people's heart cold. 然而瞬息的喜悦之后便是愕然,闻宝分明看到谢公子等三人目光不善,虽然昏迷初醒脸色苍白,但目中的恶意却令人心寒。 You...... How? Doesn't plan to collaborate? That, my this said goodbye.” “你们……怎么了?不打算联手吗?那,那我这就告辞了。” Even if clumsy, Wen Bao also felt that waits the fate not to be certainly wonderful again, therefore sets out then to walk. 纵然笨拙,闻宝也感觉再待下去下场一定不妙,于是起身便要走。 „To walk? Can get away?” “想走?走得了么?” Xie Ganlong the long body, planned to use frozen sudden downpour rune/symbol Nie on Wang Lu between two fingers, prepares in a chest the foul odor. But Yun , Li are also common, must offer a sacrifice to the blade with Wen Bao. 谢乾龙长身而起,原打算用在王陆身上的冰封骤雨符捏在两指之间,准备一出胸中恶气。而云、李二人也是一般,就要拿闻宝来祭刀。 Blue Bai Dizi before Unfettered Peak said very clearly, rises on the road of immortal the life and death to depend on the destiny respectively, this trash annoys should not the person of annoying, even if were killed also got what one deserves. Let alone on rising the immortal road slaughters the competitor, this is almost in present Cultivation World the inevitable abuse, even if in Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance the correct path by sect that poses as, when convening the activity of similar Immortal Gathering cannot avoid sect's disciples to kill one another, the juniors of this point family background aristocratic family are especially clear. Even if thanks, clouds and Li these three people, dies is not strange on Immortal Gathering, then kills Azure Billow Kingdom the child of Teacher of the State, what with stamping an ant also has to distinguish? 逍遥峰前的蓝白弟子说得很明白,升仙之路上生死各凭天命,这杂鱼惹到不该惹的人,就算被杀了也是活该。何况在升仙路上杀戮竞争者,这几乎是如今修仙界中不可避免的恶习,哪怕是万仙盟中以正道自居的门派,在召开类似升仙大会的活动时都免不了门下弟子自相残杀,这一点出身世家的子弟们尤其清楚。就算是谢、云、李这三人,死在升仙大会上也不算稀奇,那么杀一个沧澜国国师之子,和踩死一只蚂蚁又有什么区别? Three ** before the treasure starts the power and influence, making the Wen Bao instinct feel dying to be near, the child of this Teacher of the State did not have the Wang Lu’s psychological quality, the panic-stricken under opens mouth shouted wildly. 三**宝发动前的威势,令闻宝本能地感受到了死之将近,这位国师之子远没有王陆的心理素质,惊骇之下张口狂呼起来。 Help, help, help!” “救命,救命,救命啊!” The praying for rescue sound of hysteria, making Xie Ganlong the mood fairly good, the person who if killed has not struggled, this game did not have the meaning...... Even if so, killing intent actually does not reduce the slightest. 歇斯底里的求救声,令谢乾龙心情稍好,若是被杀的人没有挣扎,这游戏就没有意思了……纵然如此,杀意却不减分毫。 Called, I did not believe also some people to prevent me here!” “叫吧,我就不信在这里还会有人阻止得了我!” Xie Ganlong is sneering, pinches the hand on paper talisman to start gradually the thrust augmentation, but in this time, a shadow drops from the clouds. 谢乾龙冷笑着,捏在符纸上的手开始逐渐加力,而就在此时,一道黑影从天而降。 Hits!” “啊打打打打打打打打打!” The Wen Bao feeling back and pants of being survived soaked. 大难不死的闻宝感觉后背和裤子都湿透了。 The shadow comes to go quickly also quickly, even did not have to him said with enough time the sound thanked vanishes without a trace, but looks at remained unconscious, lies down in three young masters who the riverside waited for death, Wen Bao was still fearful and apprehensive. 黑影来得快去得也快,甚至没来得及对他说声谢谢就消失得无影无踪,而看着昏迷不醒,躺在河边等死的三位少爷,闻宝兀自心惊胆战。 Just now from death, only then an instance, that three people do not have the enmity with without the injustice, actually under the bewildered pain the killer, does not think to present Wen Bao clearly, the matter of what seething discontent among the people have oneself done? Because ugly? Therefore the Warm Inn proprietress will make an effort to kick itself specially, on Golden Bridge will be stepped on with the foot by the young masters of swarming, before Unfettered Peak also by that two blue white with despising vision looks at? 方才距离死亡只有一个瞬间,那三人与自己无冤无仇,却莫名其妙痛下杀手,到现在闻宝都想不明白,自己到底做了什么天怒人怨之事?难道就因为自己长得丑?所以如家客栈的老板娘会特别用力地踢自己,金桥上会被蜂拥的少爷们用脚踩,在逍遥峰前也被那两个蓝白用鄙视的眼光看着 Said that this rises the true colors of road of immortal? Slaughters and plunders...... Immortal Way is faintly recognizable, after is inferior to pour in the corpse of under foot earnestly has the true feelings, oneself rush to Spirit Sword Mountain from the hometown from afar, is in order to helps the father go a step further as dwelling place of celestial beings, but before leaving, nobody will actually favor own future, now, Wen Bao realizes indistinctly reason. 还是说,这就是升仙之路的真面目?杀戮、掠夺……仙道飘渺,终归不及切实倒在脚下的尸体更有实感,自己从家乡千里迢迢赶到灵剑山,是为了能以仙家身份帮父亲更进一步,但临行前却没人看好自己的未来,现在,闻宝隐约察觉到了其中原因。 As the child of Teacher of the State, not only does not have the knowledge of father, even the general worldly wisdom does not excel, can take advantage only, only then in childhood passed by the Azure Billow Kingdom immortal master to his praise: This child carries the immortal reason, may for our generation people.” 作为国师之子,非但没有父亲的博闻强识,甚至连一般的人情世故都不擅长,唯一能够依仗的,只有幼时一位路过沧澜国的仙师对他的一句称许:“此子身负仙缘,可为我辈中人。” What a pity that immortal master after this then immortal trace, but Wen Bao passed the long childhood in the father disappointed vision...... 可惜那位仙师从此之后便仙踪杳然,而闻宝则在父亲失望的目光中度过了漫长的童年…… Is still lost in thought that a sound of footsteps made the Wen Bao whole body tremble, the both legs that just restored several points of strength started to become tender to experience Young Master Xie Jia's baptism, Wen Bao is the extreme nervousness, he pondered to lack the strength to truss up a chicken, let alone came several Young Master Xie Jia again, even if in the thick patch of grass jumped out a wild boar, he also wants being finished extraordinarily good luck today. 正兀自出神,一阵脚步声令闻宝浑身一颤,刚刚恢复几分力气的双腿又开始发软经历过谢家公子的洗礼,闻宝已是草木皆兵,他自忖手无缚鸡之力,别说再来几个谢家公子,就算草丛里窜出一头野猪,他今天也要完蛋大吉。 Well, is this day Marshal who which comes?” “咦,这是哪儿来的天蓬元帅?” The biography hears the voice, expression has three points of surprised seven points to taunt, is impolite, but in the Wen Bao hear actually inexplicable has to make the people's heart peaceful strength. 传入耳中的声音,语气带着三分惊讶七分嘲讽,并不客气,但在闻宝听来却莫名的拥有令人心安的力量。 Wen Bao relaxed, near the ear the sound resounds once more. 闻宝松了口气,耳边声音再次响起。 „Will this fellow appear here? Properly speaking shouldn't be eliminated on Golden Bridge?” “这家伙怎么会出现在这里?按理说不应该在金桥上就被淘汰了吗?” „, Brother Wang has not to know that the immortal reason two characters are always marvelous not measured, intelligently exceptionally the person and Immortal Way miss, but many mortal world fool mediocre people, instead have good Immortal Cultivation latent talent, this Wen Bao, it seems like belonged to the latter.” “呵,王兄有所不知,仙缘二字向来奇妙莫测,许多聪慧异常之人与仙道无缘,但偏偏有很多凡间的蠢人庸人,反而拥有良好的修仙资质,这个闻宝么,看来就属于后者了。” Um, then but actually also reasonable, formerly that three waste Chai Naoren also on the melon seed size, any aristocratic family juniors, making people to the entire Cultivation World’s prospect not optimistic.” “嗯,这么说来倒也合理,先前那三个废柴脑仁也就瓜子大小,偏偏还是啥世家子弟,让人对整个修仙界的前景都不乐观了。” ha ha, is only the Third or Fourth Rank aristocratic family, cannot be regarded any great character.” 哈哈,只是三四品的世家,算不得什么了不起的人物。” Two who came from the distant place was chatting, while has arrived in front of Wen Bao, sized up up and down to him. 从远处而来的两人一边谈笑着,一边已经走到闻宝面前吗,对他上下打量起来。 But Wen Bao is taking a look at these two similarly. Although memory strength averagely not wonderful, but these two Wen Bao also recognizes. 闻宝同样在打量着这两人。虽然记忆力平平无奇,但这两人闻宝还认得。 One is Grand Cloud Empire’s Second Imperial Prince, another, is only one by one moves in mountains and plains youngster of inn best room...... In brief, is the great people who cannot stir up. 一个是云泰帝国的二皇子,另一个,则是唯一一个入住客栈上房的山野少年……总之,都是自己惹不起的大人物。 Suppresses dry of throat, Wen Bao is asking: You......” 强忍着喉咙的干涩,闻宝开口问:“请问你们……” However Wang Lu and Hai Yunfan completely have actually disregarded him, still speaks. 然而王陆海云帆却完全无视了他,依然自顾自地说着话。 Little Hai, this fellow is seventh enters Taoyuan Village, is the result good?” 小海,这家伙是第七个进入桃源村的,成绩还算不错?” Hai Yunfan thinks: „The seventh this result is not too ideal, but considered that you and your family's book child accounted for two quotas, the position itself did not have any significance, but was cost-effective from the time, he went out of Cloud Wave Map only to use several double-hour, could be called outstandingly. Different with this stupid semblance, good personality that deserving praise.” 海云帆想了想:“第七这个成绩并不算太理想,但考虑到你和你家的书童占了两个名额,名次本身就没什么意义了啊,而从时间上算,他走出云波图只用了十几个时辰,称得上优秀。呵,和这副蠢笨的外表不同,有一副值得赞许的好性情啊。” „A good personality wool, Little Hai you to be too naive, can go out of Cloud Wave Map fast, not necessarily is excellent, I guess that this fellow spirit after the get lost collapses, holds tears to rush.” “好性情个毛啊,小海你太天真了,能快速走出云波图,未必是性情过人,我猜这家伙是在迷路之后精神崩溃,抱头泪奔奔出来的。” „...... Not possible!?” “……没可能吧!?” How not possible, the ancient often did not say that pig xi is suddenly brave, obviously for him, the single direction sprints that is the special skill.” “怎么没可能,古人不是常说猪突豨勇,可见对他来说,单方向冲刺那是看家本领的。” Wang Lu’s suspects talks nonsense simply, but Hai Yunfan through the Wen Bao’s expression, actually reluctantly judged Wang Lu likely to guess the truth. 王陆的猜想简直扯淡,但海云帆通过闻宝的表情,却无奈地判断出王陆很可能猜中了真相。 Originally also really has through the method that this making one is speechless, however, this is also immortal reason one, Cultivation World’s firmly many that types wants latent talent not to have latent talent, wants the personality not to have the personality, including the intelligence quotient under the average man, obtains the astonishing achievement Daoist Master immortal. 原来还真有这种令人无话可说的通过方法,不过话说回来,这也是仙缘的一种,修仙界的确不乏那种要资质资质,要性情没性情,连智商都在常人之下,偏偏取得惊人成就的真人大仙。 Then...... This will Wen Bao, have the opportunity at present in the future becomes the Cultivation World’s peerless person of high skill?! 那么……难道眼前这个闻宝,未来有机会成为修仙界的绝世高人?! Just is thinking, listened to Wang Lu also saying: Little Hai, aren't you continuously the capturing method of curious Taoyuan Village? Now here has good demonstration materials.” 正想着,就听王陆又说:“小海,你不是一直好奇桃源村的攻略方法么?现在这里有个上好的演示素材啊。” „...... You refer to Wen Bao?” “……你是指闻宝?” Naturally, this fellow wants intelligence quotient not to have the intelligence quotient, wants the guts not to have the guts...... Captures the only candidate in Taoyuan Village.” “当然,这家伙要智商没智商,要胆量没胆量……正是攻略桃源村的不二人选。” „? 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