010 Five Animals Play 010五禽戏 „I study fists and feet art!” “我还是学拳脚功夫吧！” Li Fan suddenly eye one bright, „what Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms has, Tathagata Divine Palm and so on?” 李凡忽然眼睛一亮,“有没有什么降龙十八掌啊,如来神掌之类的？” This peerless did divine art, study to compare on the cow? When the time comes take action, hadn't take action on the deceased person, that Great Hero model|pattern, the sister-in-law woman confused easily is not oneself? 这种绝世神功,学一门自己岂不是就牛比了吗？到时候自己轻易不出手,出手就死人,那一身大侠的范,小姑娘们还不被迷得神魂颠倒的？ Has not thought of Murong Ying to show the whites of the eyes, but beautiful woman shows the whites of the eyes also very well looks. 没想到慕容樱翻了个白眼,不过美女翻白眼也挺好看的。 „Thinks anything, in the reality indeed has these two art, but is being lost secret art, I cannot.” “想什么呢,现实里的确有这两门功夫,但都是失传的绝学,我也不会。” „Fuck, was a pity!” “卧槽,太可惜了！” Li Fan yelled regretted that but Murong Ying pulled back the real world him, „I only met some simple fists and feet art, words that you must study, can teach you.” 李凡大叫惋惜,而慕容樱把他拉回到现实世界,“我只会一些简单的拳脚功夫,你要学的话,也可以教给你。” „Simple fists and feet art, that has any meaning! Must study, must study peerless divine art!” “简单拳脚功夫,那有啥意思啊！要学,就得学绝世神功啊！” Li Fan is not glad, Murong Ying was also white his eyes. 李凡不太乐意,慕容樱又白了他一眼。 „Studies Vucze to record to aim too high! Simple fists and feet how, even if only then a move, you if practiced, practiced the essence, can become great expert!” “学武切记好高骛远！简单拳脚又如何,哪怕只有一招,你若是练好了,练精了,也可以成为大高手！” „Real?” “真的吗？” Li Fan a little does not believe. 李凡有点不相信。 „Tie Zhu, demonstrates him shows.” “铁柱,演示给他看看。” Murong Ying claps, Tie Zhu nodded, turns around to carry frozen chicken and a kitchen knife from the kitchen. 慕容樱拍拍手,铁柱点点头,转身从厨房中拎出一只冻鸡和一把菜刀。 She throws the frozen chicken bygone days, meets in the hand the kitchen knife to brandish, dances unexpectedly a piece of attractive tool mark, Li Fan that looks is dazzled! Waits for frozen chicken to fall , on table, the bone is the bone, the meat is the meat, by the cleanness of minute. What is most astonishing, that chicken bone is very complete, does not have the damage of least bit. 她把冻鸡往天上一扔,接着手中菜刀挥舞起来,竟然舞出一片漂亮的刀花,看的李凡是眼花缭乱！等冻鸡落在桌子上的时候,骨是骨,肉是肉,被分的干干净净。最惊人的是,那鸡骨头十分完整,没有半点的缺损。 „This...... Good good-looking blade technique......” “这……好俊俏的刀法……” Li Fan cannot bear clap to express admiration, Tie Zhu lowers the head to manipulate the lower hem corner very much embarrassed. Li Fan at heart one hurried, Fuck, your shy anything vigor! 李凡都忍不住拍手称奇,铁柱很不好意思地低头摆弄衣角。李凡心里一慌,卧槽,你害羞个什么劲啊！ „Before Tie Zhu, in the family|home is the butcher, kills the chicken to butcher the pig specially.” “铁柱以前家里就是屠户,专门杀鸡宰猪。” Murong Ying explained made Li Fan be startled, „they killed the chicken to butcher blade technique of pig to practice this are skilled, has become this chef blade technique. Let alone is this chicken, even if you stands in the Tie Zhu front, her several blades can torn that you cut.” 慕容樱解释的更让李凡吃惊,“他们就把这杀鸡宰猪的刀法练得精通,就成了这庖丁刀法。别说是这只鸡,就算是你站在铁柱的面前,她几刀就能把你切的骨肉分离。” „Indeed fierce!” “的确厉害！” Li Fan had opened mind today, „what that I study is which External Strength?” 李凡今天真的是开了眼界了,“那我学的是哪门外功？” „Five Animals Play.” “五禽戏。” „What?” “啥？” Li Fan was scared, „isn't that broadcast gymnastics that Hua Tuo invents?” 李凡傻眼了,“那不是华佗发明的广播体操吗？” „Did my a moment ago words speak in vain? This, do you study not study?” “我刚才的话都白说了吗？就这,你学是不学？” „Studies!” “学！” Ability of minimum many points of self-preservation! Li Fan can also say anything, the non- fly cutter makes sword then it will be alright, his every day takes to the streets at the back of blade and sword, does not wait for the personal enemy to come revenge, should be grasped by policeman! 起码多点自保的能力啊！李凡还能说啥,不舞刀弄剑就行,他天天背着刀剑上街,不等仇家来寻仇,就该被警察叔叔抓起来了！ „Under Tie Zhu, you tidy up, I teach him to practice Five Animals Play. Husband, you goes upstairs along with me.” “铁柱,你收拾下,我来教他练五禽戏。夫君,你随我上楼吧。” „you worked hard, Young lady.” “辛苦您了,大小姐。” Tie Zhu said good-bye with them, two people went upstairs. third floor cultivated very spacious martial arts stage, Li Fan Wuxin (mindless) has actually practiced martial arts, the thoughts were a little chaotic. Finally must be together with Murong Ying alone...... Li Fan a little beats a drum at heart suddenly, first time lives alone with such beautiful woman, but also somewhat anxious...... Li Fan Li Fan, the point of contention air/Qi, is not a woman! Fears anything, is the wife, is not the tiger! 铁柱与他们辞别,二人上楼。三楼修了个挺宽敞的练武场,李凡却无心练武,心思有点乱。终于要和慕容樱单独相处了么……李凡心里忽然有点打鼓,第一次和这样的美女独处,还真有点紧张……李凡啊李凡,争点气,不就是个女人么！怕什么,是老婆,又不是老虎！ Looks at the Li Fan a little tense appearance, Murong Ying pū chī smiles suddenly. 看着李凡有点紧张的模样,慕容樱忽然噗哧一笑。 „Usually in online, you are not oily-mouthed and smooth talking, but also called my wife. How now to have instigated, husband mister?” “平时在网上,你不是油嘴滑舌的么,还一个劲叫我老婆。现在怎么怂了,夫君先生？” „That...... That is not cracks a joke......” “那……那不是开玩笑的么……” Li Fan said shameless one red, „who can think that hits LOL to brave Martial Arts Union Master...... The words said that you do not make your Martial Arts Union Master well, hits any LOL you!” 李凡被说的老脸一红,“谁能想到打个LOL能冒出来一个武林盟主啊……话说你不好好做你的武林盟主,打什么LOL啊你！” „This how, haven't I been able a little hobby?” “这又怎么了,我就不能有点业余爱好么？” A Murong Ying natural appearance, „which custom has stipulated that can't Martial Arts Union Master play LOL?” 慕容樱一副理所当然的样子,“哪门规矩规定了,武林盟主就不可以玩LOL的？” „This...... Does not have actually.” “这……倒是没有。” Li Fan said being dumbfounded, this Murong Ying, art is fierce, the eloquence is good. Own this everywhere should not be suppressed! This is not good! Right, regarded that clumsy small cannon then it will be alright her! 李凡被说的哑口无言,这个慕容樱,功夫厉害,口才还挺好。自己这不是要处处被压制么！这可不行！对,把她当成那个笨手笨脚的小炮就行了！ „Was right, who said that I instigated! My this called to respect one another as one would a guest!” “对了,谁说我怂了！我这叫相敬如宾！” Li Fan transformed the mentality, felt that the nervousness relaxes, mouth is also agile. 李凡转换了一下思路,感觉紧张的心情放松很多,嘴巴也利索起来。 „, Yes?” “哦,是么？” Murong Ying crescent moon eyebrow flies upwards, is smiling, „which that yesterday was said that can climb up my bed?” 慕容樱月眉飞扬,笑意盈盈,“那昨天是哪个说要爬上我的床的？” „This, this should also be!” “这,这也是应该的呀！” Li Fan usually in online indeed is oily-mouthed and smooth talking, now starts give full play to oneself talkative ability, „I am the person husband, where can keep on the icy bed a wife person! This was not defended the lving widow by own wife! Also, your girl family|home, what the darkness has thundered, has been afraid, what to do wants to hug individual? My this also sacrificed me, happy thousands of families!” 李凡平时在网上的确是油嘴滑舌的,现在开始充分发挥自己贫嘴的能力,“我身为人夫,哪能把娘子一个人留在冷冰冰的床上！这不是让自己娘子守活寡么！再说了,你一个女孩子家,天黑打雷什么的,害怕了,想搂个人怎么办？我这也是牺牲我自己,幸福千万家！” „Snort!” “哼！” Murong Ying showed the whites of the eyes maliciously, just said him to be fat, he breathed heavily! Also sacrificed him, happy thousands of families! Thousands of homes that which comes to! Not oneself this...... Repugnant, thinks anything blindly! 慕容樱狠狠翻了个白眼,刚说他胖,他就喘上了！还牺牲他自己,幸福千万家！哪来的千万家！不就自己这一家么……讨厌,瞎想什么呢！ „Did not permit let the imagination run wild! The present is practice, must correct your manner!” “不准胡思乱想了！现在是练功,要端正你的态度！” Murong Ying angrily tenderly reprimanded to Li Fan. 慕容樱气冲冲地对李凡娇斥道。 „I do not have think blindly, Teacher Murong!” “我没瞎想啊,慕容老师！” Li Fan shouts the grievance, „my thought very positive straight! let the imagination run wild that you said that is what that thinks?” 李凡大喊委屈,“我的思想非常的积极端正啊！您说的胡思乱想,是想的什么？” „Does not close your matter!” “不关你事！” The Murong Ying face was a little as if red, has turned head. 慕容樱脸似乎有点红了,扭过头去。 „Everybody was old married couple, said shares.” “大家是老夫老妻了嘛,说出来分享一下。” „Goes your, who with your old married couple! Well isn't practice, the asking for it?” “去你的,谁跟你老夫老妻了！不好好练功,是不是讨打？” Murong Ying lifts the hand, but does not have half minute murderous aura. 慕容樱抬起手来,但却无半分杀气。 „Good-good-good, wife mighty domineering, my practice, does not think the matter that well these you think, was always OK?” “好好好,娘子威武霸气,我好好练功,不想那些你想的事情,总可以了吧？” „This also almost...... Who thought! My anything has not thought! Does not do to talk nonsense again, be careful I tear to pieces your mouth!” “这还差不多……谁想了！我什么都没想！休要再胡言乱语,当心我撕烂你的嘴！” Some Murong Ying ends, Li Fan actually enforced, „wife, no joking, well practice.” 慕容樱有些端不住了,李凡却严肃起来,“娘子,别闹了,好好练功。” „Snort!!!” “哼！！！” Murong Ying a slap lays out to be in charge the wall, Li Fan swallowed a saliva. 慕容樱一巴掌把墙壁拍出一个掌印来,李凡吞了口口水。 „You are quite easy to learn! I teach you!” “你好好学！我就教你一遍！” Murong Ying has been suitable for the tone diligently, then said that „Five Animals Play seems like simple, but actually also broad and profound. And is divided into the tiger, crane, ape, deer and bear Five types of Fist Arts. I only excel at Crane Fist, you favor earnestly!” 慕容樱努力顺了口气,然后说道,“五禽戏看似简单,但却也博大精深。其中分为虎,鹤,猿,鹿和熊五种拳法。我只擅长其中的鹤拳,你认真看好！” She was saying, both hands separate suddenly, is similar to the pair of wing of white crane, dances lightly. Murong Ying lives very beautifully, stature is also extremely good, at this time like is really beautiful the dust Immortal Crane, the Li Fan heartbeat that watches accelerates. In this world, but also has such beautiful woman. Let alone, she does not suffer her time, but also really very likely is Fairy. 她说着,双手忽然分开,如同白鹤的一双翅膀,翩翩起舞。慕容樱生得很美,身材又极好,此时真的像是美丽出尘的仙鹤一样,看的李凡心跳加速。这个世界上,还真有这样的美人。别说,她不折磨自己的时候,还真挺像是仙女。 „In Crane Fist most pays great attention is the bright wing, the crane beak, dances.” “鹤拳中最注重的就是亮翅,鹤喙,还有起舞。” Murong Ying physique graceful demonstration, while in the mouth mumbled, „you favored my movement, this Five Animals Play had 5-layer, even if you practiced 1-layer, succeeded one another by Internal Strength again, can defeat that Liao Bing.” 慕容樱一边身姿曼妙的演示,一边口中念念有词,“你看好我的动作,这五禽戏只有五重,你哪怕练好一重,再以内功相辅,就能击败那廖兵了。” One set of Crane Fist demonstrates, Murong Ying expiration and inspiration dantian air/Qi, turns around to look to Li Fan, „can you look to understand?” 一套鹤拳演示完,慕容樱吐纳一口丹田气,转身看向李凡,“你可瞧明白了？” „Looked to understand......” “瞧明白了……” Li Fan nodded. 李凡点点头。 „What looked to understand?” “瞧明白什么了？” „This Immortal Crane...... Really beautiful......” “这仙鹤……真美……” „Husband, you chooses a cause of death.” “夫君啊,你自己选个死法吧。”