MWCTYA :: Volume #4

#301: Spits two saliva


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„Have you given up your dream?” “你已经放弃你的梦想了吗?” What vainly hoped for?” “什么梦想?” Pickles the brined vegetable, playing games, eats looks to others......” “腌咸菜,打游戏,吃给别人看……” The Xu Qing words have not said, according to was swayed on the rattan chair by Jiang He. 许青话没说完,被姜禾按在藤椅上摇摇晃晃。 She does not know how initially to have that stupidly not prosperous thump the idea, now was mentioned again by Xu Qing, wishes one could to pinch his mouth. 她也不知道当初怎么会有那么傻不隆咚的想法,现在被许青重提,恨不得把他的嘴巴捏起来。 Therefore why not attend technical college? Is because lazy, is disinclined to study, is disinclined to take a test.” Xu Qing digs up to pull open the hand of Jiang He, pulls the topic. “所以为什么不上大专?就是因为懒吧,懒得读书,懒得考试。”许青扒拉开姜禾的手,把话题扯回去。 „It is not , because I cherished the little darling.” “才不是,是因为我怀小宝宝了。” Do not pull.” “别扯了。” Really.” “真的。” Jiang He pushes the rattan chair, lets around it shakes, moment. 姜禾推一下藤椅,让它前后摇动,顿了片刻。 What haven't I that you paid attention this month?” Her eyeball transferred two, looks at Xu Qing to say. “我这个月没有那什么,你没注意吗?”她眼珠转了两下,看着许青道。 „......” “……” Xu Qing stiffened, no way?” 许青僵住了,“不会吧?” I thought that has the possibility very much......” the Jiang He expression also becomes serious. “我觉得很有可能……”姜禾表情也变得严肃起来。 The Xu Qing heartbeat accelerates suddenly, felt that lip somewhat dry, licked to continue saying: That...... that...... I buy a that indicator paper.” 许青心跳陡然加速,感觉嘴唇有些干涩,舔了舔继续道:“那……那……我去买个那个试纸。” Does not use, I have.” “不用,我有。” Jiang He puts down one, leaps to run back the room steaming.?? 姜禾放下一句,腾腾腾跑回房间。?? How will you have?!” “你怎么会有?!” Suddenly discovered oneself fell Xu Qing of into the pit to crawl two when the rattan chair not to crawl, the old man of last years of life, is struggling likely setting out, entered the room Jiang He has entered the washroom. 忽然发现自己掉进坑的许青在藤椅上爬了两下没爬起来,像个风烛残年的老头子,挣扎着起身,进屋时姜禾已经钻进洗手间。 On the table the disassembled packing, one box has not opened. 桌上是被拆开的包装,还有一盒没拆的。 An ominous premonition develops in the heart crazily, bang bang, bang bang...... 一股不祥的预感在心底疯狂滋长,砰砰,砰砰…… Look!” “看!” Jiang He opens to come out from the washroom, with the paper goods pad in the hand, pinches the plastic stick to give a Xu Qing finger/refers of above red string. 姜禾拉开门从洗手间出来,拿纸巾垫在手上,捏着塑料棒给许青指上面的红线。 Expired......” the Xu Qing expression was very difficult to describe. “过期了吧……”许青的表情很难描述。 How possibly, this has the production date......” Jiang He lowers the head to dig up to draw the packing, Xu Qing receives the plastic stick, looks that the above red bar is a little dizzy, slowly sits to the sofa on. “怎么可能,这有生产日期的……”姜禾低头扒拉包装,许青把塑料棒接过来,看着上面的红杠有点晕乎,慢慢坐到沙发上。 Five senses mixed Chen. 五味杂陈。 Produced for two months!” “才生产了两个多月!” Jiang He finally found the production date, jumps for joy very much brings looked to Xu Qing, actually saw Xu Qing to have bug probably, some movement slow who turned the head continually. 姜禾终于找到生产日期,很雀跃地拿过来给许青看,却见许青好像出bug了,连转头的动作都有些卡顿。 „It is not, we...... you......” “不是,咱们……你……” Xu Qing purses the lips, has a look at the plastic stick on hand, has a look at a Jiang He face happy appearance again, where also not yes. 许青抿了抿嘴,看看手上的塑料棒,再看看姜禾一脸高兴的样子,哪里还不明白这是怎么回事。 You must be the father, happy?” Jiang He touched also very smooth belly, lowers the head to catch the eye to look at him, like just stole chicken, looks at you probably very exciting appearance.” “你要做爸爸了,高兴吗?”姜禾摸了摸还很平坦的肚子,低下头抬眼瞧他,像刚偷了鸡似的,“看你好像很兴奋的样子。” „......” “……” Couldn't speak happily?” “高兴的说不出话了?” You can a ghost internal strength!” “你会个鬼的内功!” The Xu Qing grief and indignation said, letter/believed the evil of this old woman! 许青悲愤道,信了这老太太的邪! Especially...... 特么…… The marriage considering everything was just less than three months, the child arranged. 刚结婚满打满算不到三个月,孩子就安排上了。 ...... …… To finishing eating dinner, Xu Qing is a little absent-minded. 一直到吃完晚饭,许青还有点恍惚。 Jiang He snort/hum the song is tidying up the kitchen the tableware, puts in the dish washer, looked that Xu Qing is so happy, makes him happy, this minor matter did not trouble him. 姜禾哼着歌把碗筷收拾进厨房,放到洗碗机里,看许青心情这么好,就让他多高兴高兴,这点小事就不麻烦他了。 You looked, although we just now marry for several months, but had lived together for four years......” “你看,虽然我们才刚结婚几个月,但是已经一起生活了四年了啊……” Handles all, sees Xu Qing also to sit in the window is looking at outside, she breaks off the finger to calculate to the Xu Qing hear. 搞定一切,见许青还坐在窗边望着外面,她掰着手指头算给许青听。 Did not give birth to the child she to turn into the old woman, that was too fearful. 再不生小孩她就变成老女人了,那太可怕了。 Reaching an agreement honest?” Xu Qing has turned the head saying that has a clear conscience?” “说好的清清白白呢?”许青转过头道,“问心无愧呢?” You explained purely with me......” “你跟我讲清清白……” The Jiang He complexion changed, closes the mouth to calm down, „...... white?” 姜禾脸色变了一下,闭上嘴巴定了定神,“……白?” The Xu Qing eye one becomes perfectly round. 许青眼睛一下变得溜圆。 Just wants to spit? 刚刚是想吐吧? Ended...... 完了完了…… Looks at the Xu Qing expression, Jiang He felt happy, the next quarter shut the mouth to turn around to run to go to the washroom. 许青的表情,姜禾感觉开心极了,下一刻闭着嘴巴转身跑去洗手间。 „It is not intentional? Before anything did not have, to measure to start......” “不是故意的吧?之前什么事都没有,测一下就开始了……” How I know......” “我怎么知道……” Two people were busy at work the moment, Xu Qing did not have usually the calm appearance again, was somewhat helpless. 两人忙活了片刻,许青再没有平时淡定的样子,有些手足无措。 heroine was pregnant. 女侠怀孕了。 Unexpected. 猝不及防。 Arrived seven points, Jiang He also wants to go to playing games, was drawn by Xu Qing is not letting hit. 到了七点,姜禾还想去打游戏,被许青拉着不让打。 Looks at the out of the window murky dim light of night to return to normal the mood, he feels and has many matters suddenly. 望着窗外昏沉的夜色平复一下心情,他忽然觉得又有好多事。 Can say with my mother? Asks that she should pay attention to anything......, or tomorrow goes to the hospital, has a look at the doctor.” “是不是要和我妈说一下?问问她该注意什么……要不明天去医院,看看医生。” Giving birth to the child can go see a doctor?” “生小孩要看医生吗?” Nonsense.” “废话。” Xu Qing does not want to despise her, treating the pregnant woman must have the patience...... 许青都不想鄙视她了,对待孕妇要有耐心…… Puts out the cell phone to the Zhou Suzhi group, made a sound a while to be met, in that side was thin crash-bang the static not to know that is making anything. 拿出手机给周素芝拨过去,响了一会儿才被接起来,那边稀里哗啦的杂音也不知道在做什么。 Mother, Jiang He was pregnant.” “妈,姜禾怀孕了。” Chirp in dang! 叽里咣当! Hey? Does mother you do?” “喂?妈你干嘛呢?” All right, all right, the mahjong fell. What did you just say?” Zhou Suzhi suspected oneself misunderstood. “没事,没事,麻将掉了。你刚刚说啥?”周素芝怀疑自己听错了。 That is...... coughs, Jiang He was pregnant.” “那个就是……咳,姜禾怀孕了。” Xu Qing feels the abdomen of Jiang He, smooth, the pregnant appearance does not have, is that skidding. 许青摸着姜禾的小肚子,平平坦坦的,一点怀孕的样子都没有,还是那么滑溜。 That side stopped some little time, it is estimated that Zhou Suzhi was also digesting this news. 那边停顿了好一会儿,估计周素芝也在消化这个消息。 Jiang He cocks the ears to listen, quite a while does not have the sound, she thinks the telephone has hung time, spreads the voice of Zhou Suzhi speech, the static has vanished does not see: Really?” 姜禾侧耳听着,半天没动静,她以为电话已经挂了的时候,才重新传出周素芝说话的声音,杂音已经消失不见:“真的?” „, Has really measured, she also spits, is anything has not spat.” “真的,已经测过了,她还吐了吐,就是什么都没吐出来。” „......” “……” This normal? Just finished eating the food to spit, but also anything did not have, only spat several saliva, if not too led her to go to the hospital to inspect to me.” “这正常吗?刚吃完饭就吐,还什么都没有,只吐了几口唾沫,要是不太对我就带她去医院检查。” Look, this must look, spits the saliva......” “看,这个得看,吐唾沫……” Zhou Suzhi does not know that this is anything operates, spits the saliva...... 周素芝也不知道这是什么操作,吐唾沫…… She for a while also blurry, does not hit the mahjong, holds the pocket money one after another to walk toward the family/home. 她一时也迷糊,连麻将都不打了,揣着自己一块一块的零钱往家走。 What?!” “什么?!” Xu Wenbin heard Zhou Suzhi to say after the matter that Jiang He was pregnant shocked, „hasn't that boy teased you to be happy?” 许文斌听到周素芝姜禾怀孕的事以后震惊了,“那小子没逗你开心吧?” Where he dares to take this cracking a joke, I kicked to death him...... saying that really quick, this how long, on the mouth was saying was not anxious, was actually more anxious than anyone “他哪敢拿这个开玩笑,我踹死他……不过说起来是真的快,这才多久,嘴上说着不急,其实比谁都急” Zhou Suzhi was verbose, the mouth could not close up, Xu Wenbin touches the chin, suspected that this was an accident/surprise. 周素芝絮絮叨叨,嘴都合不拢,许文斌摸了摸下巴,怀疑这是一场意外。 In Xu Qing family/home. 许青家里。 Two people sit straight, searches the matters needing attention that is pregnant in front of the computer. 两个人坐得端端正正,在电脑前搜索怀孕的注意事项。 In the trash can is throwing the plastic sticks of two bars. 垃圾桶里扔着两道杠的塑料棒。 Searches for is searching, Xu Qing types on the keyboard suddenly, studies another issue. 搜着搜着,许青忽然噼里啪啦敲打键盘,研究另一个问题。 Was pregnant you also to do?!” “怀孕了你还想干什么?!” The Jiang He air/Qi makes the vigor turn him at the one side, ka ka greeted toward the waist on. 姜禾气得在一旁使劲儿扭他,咔咔往腰上招呼。 Searches to look, hiss...... do not be noisy do not be noisy.” “就搜搜看,嘶……别闹别闹。” A child, all disrupted his plan, the happy life could not preserve probably temporarily. 一个孩子,把他的计划全打乱了,幸福生活好像也暂时保不住了。 Xu Qing sways from side to side body left Duoyou to hide, really pain in the ass. 许青扭动着身子左躲右躲,着实蛋疼 How were you pregnant?” He pulls the hair, is a little unacceptable. “你怎么就怀孕了呢?”他抓抓头发,还是有点不能接受。 Ends the calf. 完犊子。 How I was pregnant, did you say?” Jiang He side hmph hmph. “我怎么就怀孕了,你说呢?”姜禾侧头哼哼。 Also was not you said that had the internal strength?!” “还不是你说有内功?!” I said that you do believe?” “我说你就信?” I......” “我……” Xu Qing opens mouth. 许青张了张嘴。 Who knows you to have a child to pull the internal strength! 谁知道你为了生孩子能扯出来内功啊! Stupid Xu Qing, obeys my summon, becomes my summon beast!” “愚蠢的许青,听从我的召唤,成为我的召唤兽吧!” Jiang He self-satisfied is wriggling the waist the bedroom, puts out the clothes that changes and washes to take a bath. 姜禾得意的扭着腰进去卧室,拿出换洗的衣服去洗澡。 Gave me looks «Ming Dynasty These Matters», waited for me to want the prenatal care.” “给我把《明朝那些事》找出来,等下我要胎教。” „......” “……” Xu Qing throws the mouse one side. 许青把鼠标扔到一边。 Embryo wool! 胎个毛!
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