„Initially had the son smiled with running dog flower as does not know that is.” “当初有了儿子笑得和狗尾巴花似的也不知道是谁。” Xu Qing sits down, looked the appearance that Wang Zijun looks distressed smiled. 许青坐下,看王子俊愁眉苦脸的样子笑死了。 Over one week years old, according to hearing, just start now, but also are very good belt/bring time, change a diaper most, play with the mental handicap toy, hugged to shake to be perfunctory. 才一周多岁,据听说,现在是刚刚开始,还属于非常好带的时候,最多换个尿布,玩玩智障玩具,抱着走走晃晃就敷衍过去了。 Waits for the learned oh to yell, two arms extend regard oneself the airplane runs in low spirits, does not know that Wang Zijun also supports cannot support. 等学会哇啦大叫,两只胳膊一伸就把自己当成飞机闷头跑的时候,不知道王子俊还撑不撑得住。 When the father is not greatly easy. 当爹大不易。 „Was your family also quick?” He asked toward Qin Hao. “你家也快了吧？”他朝秦浩问道。 „Without, without is so anxious.” Qin Hao shakes the head fiercely. “没有没有,没那么急。”秦浩猛摇头。 „Snort, did not do in haste blamed, I thought that you wish one could to hug tomorrow.” Wang Zijun hmph hmph.. “哼,不急就怪了,我看你恨不得明天就抱上。”王子俊哼哼一声。。 He also really guesses right, Qin Hao gets married from the knot starts to ponder over the matter of having a child, did to for quite a while not to have the sound diligently. 他还真猜得没错,秦浩从结完婚就开始琢磨着生孩子的事,奈何努力了半天还没动静。 Looks at the Qin Hao difficult appearance, Wang Zijun shifts to Xu Qing saying: „You?” 看秦浩挠头的样子,王子俊转向许青道:“你呢？” „My what I, I must cross again for two years, who just married wants the child, vulgar, unbearably vulgar, lives to marry fresh child?” “我什么我,我得再过两年,谁刚结婚就要孩子啊,俗,俗不可耐,活着就是为了结婚生孩儿？” „Otherwise you for what?” Qin Hao asked back. “不然你为了啥？”秦浩反问。 „For great love.” “为了伟大的爱情。” „Great, love?” “伟大,的爱情？” Wang Zijun and Qin Hao scoffed at one together, „do you have a child?” 王子俊和秦浩一起嗤了一声,“你生孩子吗？” Qin Hao: „Fresh, do you live?” 秦浩:“生,你生吗？” Wang Zijun: „Will walk, does not have a child can be the proper person?” 王子俊:“都会走路了,不生孩子的能是正经人吗？” Qin Hao: „Won't proper person be able to give birth to the child?” 秦浩:“正经人会生不出孩子？” „Despicable......” “下贱……” „You wait/etc, what cannot give birth to...... you to be possible the vigor to live in any case, makes the contribution to the society, I two years said late again.” “你俩等等,什么叫生不出……反正你们可劲儿生吧,为社会做贡献,我晚两年再说。” Xu Qing is manipulating the chopsticks, was disinclined saying that the easy lives of two people of the world were much good, these two goods did not understand. 许青摆弄着筷子,懒得多说,二人世界的小日子多好,这俩货不懂。 Has not married does in a big way the belly, a families' female delivering mouth can also run. 一个没结婚就搞大了肚子,一个人家女的送到嘴边了还能跑路。 Two being finished thing, cannot compare with them. 俩完蛋玩意,不能和他们比。 Three married people sit together, Xu Qing felt not very right, the topic changed to his vehicle to say two, drift off to child on. 三个已婚人士坐一块儿,许青就感觉很不对,话题转到他的车上说了两句,又跑偏到孩子身上。 Wang Zijun to the Qin Hao popular science, the appearance that Qin Hao is not serious, sets upright the ear to listen actually. 王子俊给秦浩科普,秦浩一副不当回事的样子,实则竖着耳朵听。 After all 27, this year passing half, if will want the child next year, when was born 29 years old, Qin Hao is very anxious, a point does not have Xu Qing calm —— this is he hurried nervous wedding is also catching up in the Xu Qing front reason. 毕竟都二十七了,今年过去一半,如果明年要孩子,等出生就二十九岁了,秦浩还挺急,一点都没许青淡定——这也是他着急忙慌婚礼赶在许青前面的原因。 Xu Qing is a little sigh with emotion, he was also discussing with Jiang He married, now is really backward the footsteps, can only listen to them to compel, shrinks like the single dog in the one side. 许青有点感慨,要不是他也和姜禾商量着结婚了,现在还真落后了脚步,只能听俩人逼逼,像个单身狗一样缩在一旁。 This is periphery person's influence, to age, even does not want to get married, will still be being been compelling following by others unintentionally, otherwise misses many, will always appear will be incompatible, making in the will of the people be uncomfortable. 这就是周围人的影响,到了岁数,即使不想结婚,也会被别人有意无意的逼着跟上,不然差得太多,总是会显得格格不入,让人心里不是滋味。 „Actually most troublesome is the woman, I do not know that she is thinking anything, now starts on the television to broadcast English to teach early, that small spherical object wool does not understand, can learn.” “其实最麻烦的就是女人,我都不知道她在想什么,现在就开始电视上播英语早教,那小蛋子毛都不懂,能学会个屁。” „Works from the baby.” Xu Qing eats a vegetable/dish, now main street and small alley is a hot pot, proper Chinese meal stir-fried dish unexpectedly some were not easy to look. “从娃娃抓起。”许青吃口菜,现在大街小巷都是火锅店,正经中餐炒菜竟然有些不好找了。 Let Jiang He open an inn, he is responsible for receiving the silver is also good, but thinks the matter that washes dishes must fall to own on, is ok, only if Jiang He agreed that hires washing dishes aunt —— such small restaurant is not inappropriate, the big point is good. 让姜禾开个小饭店,他负责收银也不错,但想想洗碗的事要落到自己头上,还是算了吧,除非姜禾同意雇个洗碗阿姨——那样的话小饭馆就不合适了,得大一点才行。 Wang Zijun and Qin Hao said to talk on endlessly, beyond Xu Qing patrolling day, after thinking Jiang He, made any good, live broadcast playing games...... did not say issue that liked, even if really calms down to do, peak still such several years, not possible long-time. 王子俊和秦浩叨叨叨着,许青神游天外,想着姜禾以后做点啥好,直播打游戏……不说喜不喜欢的问题,就算真定了心去做,巅峰期也就那么几年,不可能长久。 Actually heroine likes making anything...... 女侠究竟喜欢做什么呢…… Ok, gives her own to worry, cannot ponder over to work as the full-time housewives, daily washed clothes to prepare food is good. 算了,给她自己去操心,琢磨不出来就当全职主妇,天天洗衣做饭就好了。 „...... I thought that was really good because of the ancient times, like me was Landlord, daily carried the birdcage avenue to stroll long-drawn-out, what wife son, waited...... Wang Zijun to live honestly suddenly sigh with emotion in the backyard”, before like him, where was so tired. “……我觉得在古时候真好,像我这样就是地主老财,天天拎个鸟笼满大街逛悠,什么媳妇儿子,都在后院老实待着……”王子俊忽生感慨,以前像他这样的,哪有这么累。 „I said that east she does not dare toward the west, I said that takes a concubine she also to help me arrange in the family/home, hey......” “我说东她不敢往西,我说纳妾她还得帮我布置家里,嘿……” He hehe one happy, more and more vigorously, became the father also three wife four concubines' dreams, „you said that in the ancient times these women were good?” 他嘿嘿一乐,越来越起劲,都当爹了还有三妻四妾的梦想,“你说古代那些女人多好？” „Coughs...... actually, ancient people also such.” Xu Qing thinks, continues saying: „Also will have that east of the river lion, in that fixed rent for farmland woman like the time, the fist pinches kā bā the sound, has looked.” “咳……其实吧,古代人也就那样。”许青想了想,继续道:“也会有那种河东狮,就像功夫里那个包租婆,拳头一捏咔吧响,看过吧。” „That type rested her.” “那种的休了她。” „You dare to rest, she dares to clutch your hair to press you to hit, projects on you to change a statement.” “你敢休,她就敢揪着你头发按着你打,打到你改口。” „...... You bicker!” Wang Zijun is not glad, has a dream with great difficulty, how such many matters. “……你这是抬杠！”王子俊不乐意,好不容易做个梦,怎么这么多事。 Colorful lights start to their splendor, outside is vehicle-concentrated, this pure modern metropolis, the fantasy to the ancient people are happy and gentle. 华灯初上,外面车流滚滚,这个纯现代都市,对古代人的幻想都是美好而温柔的。 Qin Hao ponders in the one side, but also is thinking how can want a baby, very diligently, how so to be obviously difficult...... 秦浩在一旁沉思,还在想自己怎么能要个娃娃,明明很努力,怎么就这么难呢…… Being pregnant this matter is very strange, some people marry to want child several months unable to come, some people have not married to seek after lead a life of comfort for a while, then 1-2 times. 怀孕这回事就很怪,有些人结了婚想要孩子几个月都来不了,有些人没结婚贪图一时享乐,偏偏那么1-2就中了。 Is the lives. 都是命。 End, Xu Qing drove, is 8 : 00 pm. 末了,许青开车回去的时候,已经是晚上 8 点。 „Rain brushes off the autumn frost to brush off to fall place passing ~ cloud Zheqiu Yan blocks from ten years of moonlight ~” “雨掸秋霜掸落一地过往~云遮秋雁遮住十载月光~” Xu Qing snort/hum the song is going home, Jiang He sits there plays the plant war zombie, about him has a look, „ate?” 许青哼着歌回家,姜禾在那儿坐着玩植物大战僵尸,他左右看看,“吃了没？” „Ate.” “吃了。” Jiang He then takes a look at one, said: „Eats outside with Pingping.” 姜禾回头瞅一眼,道:“和萍萍在外面吃的。” Only then own time she was also disinclined to do. 只有自己的时候她也懒得做了。 „Gives you, kumquat lemon.” “给你,金桔柠檬。” Xu Qing carries the tea with milk to put on her table, Jiang He tilts the head the ticking nose, looks at Xu Qing to smile: „Has not drunk, did not drink that.” 许青拎着奶茶放她桌上,姜禾歪头抽抽鼻子,看得许青想笑:“没喝酒,不喝那个了。” „You give me the limelight, cannot drink.” Jiang He said. “你给我注意点,一点也不能喝。”姜禾道。 A hand ignites the mouse defense zombie, a hand puts out the straw, ka spikes in the cup, attains the mouth to attract one, narrows the eye to breathe a sigh of relief. 一只手点着鼠标防御僵尸,一只手拿出吸管,咔一声戳进杯子里,拿到嘴边吸一口,眯着眼睛舒口气。 Sour, compared with sweet greasy tastiness. 酸溜溜的,比甜腻的好喝。 Xu Qing looks in side, she has projected on the quick last pass/test. 许青在旁边瞧了瞧,她已经打到快最后一关了。 The plant war zombie or dnf field of honor PK, Jiang He is an earnest appearance, treats to eat the zombie of her brain seriously. 无论是植物大战僵尸还是dnf决斗场pk,姜禾都是一副认真的样子,严肃对待想吃她脑子的僵尸。 Winter Melon lies on Xu Qing that side computer table, side visits her to hit the zombie. 冬瓜卧在许青那边的电脑桌上,侧头看着她打僵尸。 Xu Qing came back, puts aside the fat body of Winter Melon, lifts the notebook starting, does matter that during the daytime has not completed. 许青回来了,就把冬瓜的肥身子移开,掀开笔记本开机,做白天没做完的事。 Since starts to look at the room to the present, he speculated in the stock market stopped, only all right took a look, studied the trend, but no money threw. 自从开始看房到现在,他炒股都停了,只没事的时候瞅瞅,研究研究走势,但是没什么钱扔进去。 Words that must want to continue, at least and other wealth storehouses are abundant...... 要想继续的话,起码等财库丰盈起来…… Tapping new resources and reducing expenses. 开源节流。 Xu Qing inflates to oneself, the internet looks for the recent new piece announcement. 许青给自己打个气,上网找最近的新片预告。 The movie criticism does gradually, must start seriously to treat, at least the somewhat hot new movie opens, must the going movie theater early brush 12, otherwise and other reviews came out to look for the new angle to take time again did not say, the sensitometry was also limited. 影评渐渐做起来,也得开始认真对待,起码有些火的新电影上映,要早早的去电影院刷一两遍,不然等各点评都出来再找新角度费事不说,曝光度也有限。 „Why can't some people muscles make a turn?” The Jiang He brow wrinkles closely, expressed puzzled. “为什么有些人一根筋不会转弯？”姜禾眉头皱得紧紧的,表示困惑。 The internet was long, she discovered that some people brains are not quite probably easy-to-use. 上网久了,她发现有些人脑子好像不太好使。 Xu Qing side looks at one, „you cannot count on that everyone is normal, I make the video also to meet frequently, the custom was good.” 许青侧头看一眼,“你不能指望每个人都正常,我做视频也经常遇见,习惯就好了。” „That no matter he?” “那就不管他？” „When the netizen lengthy speech refuted you, did not want the lengthy speech rebuttal to go back, so long as you returned to one „ being able to understand”, he will feel oneself fought with the fists the cotton named on illiterate person, was air/Qi half dead. ” “当网友长篇大论反驳你的时候,不要长篇大论反驳回去,你只要回一句“看不懂”,他就会觉得自己一拳打到名叫文盲的棉花上,然后气个半死。” „I am not an illiterate person.” Jiang He mumbled. “我才不是文盲。”姜禾嘟囔。 „Are you unimportant, anyone of you cannot convince anyone in any case, manages his final outcome is to waste not to know how much time, loses your time, he succeeded.” Xu Qing has the rich dealing experience to the bar essence. “你是不是不重要,反正你们谁都说服不了谁,理他的最终结果就是浪费掉不知道多少时间,耽误你的时间,他就成功了。”许青对杠精有丰富的应对经验。 Generally does not pay attention, occasionally the mood good to ban the word to persuade to quit, so as to avoid the opposite party wastes the time in oneself here, saved precious life —— however not everyone to appreciate kindness rendered. 一般都不理会,偶尔心情好了禁言劝退一下,免得对方在自己这儿浪费时间,节省宝贵的生命——然而并不是所有人都领情。 „Some people do not access the net for the entertainment, their goals are not to put down the matter for shovel completely world, serves everyone vertical to become Saint purpose with the keyboard, understands omniscient nothing which is not.” “有些人上网不是为了娱乐的,他们的目的是为了铲尽世间不平事,用键盘达到人人立地成圣的目的,无所不知无所不晓。” „Good, I am entertainment.” Jiang He thinks, acknowledged oneself were the illiterate person is good. “好吧,我就是娱乐一下。”姜禾想了想,还是承认自己是文盲好了。 Cannot argue oneself is ancient people are truly coming, in the ancient times was really not the daily speech affected over-literary style entrains the writings in classical style. 总不能和人争辩自己确实是个古代人来着,古代真的不是日常说话都之乎者也拽文言文。 Two Sir aunts did for day to live, carry the hoe to walk to bump into, greet, asked that ate. 俩大爷大妈干了一天活,扛着锄头走路上碰到,打个招呼,问吃了么。 „My elder brother, food otherwise?” “吾兄,饭否？” „No, wants the food......” “否,欲食……” Thinks that scene, Jiang He had goosebumps. 想一想那场面,姜禾起了一身鸡皮疙瘩。 Works, daily entrained word to end. 干什么活,天天拽词儿就完了。 „I suspected you in that world possibly was Tang Dynasty of parallel space and time, how otherwise possibly to have internal strength type of thing......” Xu Qing to think that a matter, serious and Jiang He said. “我怀疑你在的那个世界可能是平行时空的唐朝,不然怎么可能有内功这种东西……”许青想起来一件事,一脸严肃地和姜禾道。 „?” “啊？” Jiang He gawked staring, blinks the eye, „perhaps......” 姜禾愣了愣,眨巴眨巴眼睛,“也许吧……” She can understand that probably parallel space and time is anything. 她大概能了解平行时空是什么东西。 „Because our history is no internal strength, even if there are, still without you said that...... mysterious.” Xu Qing thought that this issue said well. “因为我们这里的历史是并没有什么内功的,就算有,也没有你说的那么……神奇。”许青觉得这个问题得好好说一下。 Although emperor minister also some important matters to, but internal strength thing is not really able to understand. 虽然皇帝大臣还有一些大事都对的上,可内功这玩意实在无法理解。 Jiang He does not want to discuss this issue with him, was perfunctory several on the past. 只是姜禾并不想和他谈论这个问题,敷衍几下就过去了。 Xu Qing thinks not to have puzzled, no matter in any case anything parallel not parallel, in brief is not in the way, now is like this good. 许青想了想也没多纠结,反正不管什么平行还是不平行,总之都不碍事,现在这样蛮好。 Why can't teach him? 只是为什么不能教他呢？ A little pitifully...... 有点可惜…… The Jiang He eyeball rotation, takes a look at him, shifts to the screen again, rotates the mouse hoop, looks story that others share. 姜禾眼珠转动,瞧瞧他,再转向屏幕,转动鼠标滚轮,看别人分享的故事。 In the peaceful room only remains strikes the keyboard and mouse ka ka the sound, Xu Qing has the earphone, Jiang He the volume moves lowly, two people do not disturb each other. 安静的房间里只剩敲打键盘和鼠标的咔咔声,许青戴着耳机,姜禾把音量调到最低,两个人互不干扰。 The night is deep gradually. 夜渐深。 The night breeze of summer blows from the window, feels cool feeling slightly, Jiang He traces the arm, sets out window pass/test good, draws in the window curtains again, when comes back pushes to the Xu Qing leg on, the nest moves about in his arms. 夏日的晚风从窗户吹进来,感受到微微的凉意,姜禾摸摸手臂,起身去把窗子关好,再拉上窗帘,回来时挤到许青腿上,窝在他怀里动来动去。 „What makes?” Xu Qing grasps the mouse to take off the earphone. “做什么？”许青握着鼠标摘下耳机。 Jiang He did not speak, rubbed his chin with the top of the head. 姜禾不说话,拿头顶蹭他下巴。 Holding Jiang He is soft the body, the Xu Qing intuition does not feel right, ponders no. 抱着姜禾软乎乎的身子,许青直觉感到不对,细想又没什么。 „Wait, I switch off the computer......” “等等,我关掉电脑……” Xu Qing ka ka several Xiaguan power failure brains, are holding the Jiang He going in bedroom. 许青咔咔几下关掉电脑,抱着姜禾进去卧室。 ...... …… In June summer. 六月暑期。 Marries anything, new such, why waited to do, Xu Qing felt that anything has not changed...... 结婚什么的,也就新鲜那么一下,等过去了该干嘛还是干嘛,许青感觉什么也没变…… Goes home again Jiang He did not need to call the aunt again, changed a statement. 就是再回家的时候姜禾不用再叫阿姨了,改口了。 Downstairs stopped a masses, Xu Qing were also looking at several specially. 楼下停着个大众,许青还专门多看了几眼。 „Didn't father, how you buy four circles?” “爸,你怎么不买四个圈了？” „Buying is so good to do, can ride instead of walking on the line.” Xu Wenbin thinks little, sees Xu Qing to come, sets out to go to the study room, when comes out again in the hand is his treasure «Art of War». “买那么好干嘛,能代步就行了。”许文斌不以为意,见许青过来,起身去书房,再出来时手上已经是他的宝贝《孙子兵法》。 „Such excessive, father.” “这样过分了啊,爸。” „What?” Xu Wenbin takes a look at him. “什么？”许文斌瞅他。 „What?” “什么什么？” Xu Wenbin installs muddled, Xu Qing also follows to play the fool simply. 许文斌装糊涂,许青干脆也跟着装傻。 „You must think oneself were big.” “你得想想自己都多大了。” „Our Sirs have oneself idea and plan.” “我们大人有自己的想法和计划。” „Your that did not call the plan, called to shirk the responsibility.” “你那不叫计划,叫逃避责任。” „Won't you compete with Uncle Qin? We did not compare with others, cross on the line.” Xu Qing do best to convince urged Xu Wenbin to put down the book, how that military tactics saw how dazzlingly. “您不会和秦叔较劲儿呢吧？咱不和别人比,过好自己就行了。”许青苦口婆心地劝许文斌放下书,那兵法怎么看怎么刺眼。 „What vigor I and he compare with, is your mother worries, often talked over with me, I felt bothersome, whom didn't urge you to urge?” “我和他较什么劲儿,是你妈着急,经常和我念叨,我觉得烦,不催你催谁？” „......” “……” „Bothersome, you make her not be tired, I did not manage you.” Xu Wenbin sighed. “烦啊,你让她别烦,我就不管你了。”许文斌叹口气。 Xu Qing pain in the ass, knows very much, without the marriage is urging the marriage, waited to tie, should urge to want the kid. 许青很蛋疼,就知道,没结婚催着结婚,等结了吧,就该催着要娃了。 „I know that you have your idea, you insist your, I look at my, we do not disturb.” “我知道你有自己的主意,你坚持你的,我看我的,咱们互不打扰。” Xu Wenbin opens the book seems like. 许文斌翻开书看起来。 Zhou Suzhi draws Jiang He to speak, Xu Qing feared that Zhou Suzhi said again, without collecting, Jiang He intelligent one batch, does not need to teach to know in any case how to deal with mother -in-law. 周素芝拉着姜禾说话,许青怕周素芝再说起来,没有凑过去,反正姜禾聪明的一批,不用教就知道怎么应对婆婆。 No matter how said, is un un complies, the mothers and daughters-in-law are together happily, why finishing up should, later advances on the pot him...... 不管怎么说,都是嗯嗯答应,婆媳相处皆大欢喜,完事该干嘛干嘛,以后再把锅推到他身上…… The Jiang He flinging pot skill does not know when practices the meeting, on that day was seen after by Xu Wenbin she tries smoke, Xu Qing the fierce discovery, in the old couples eyes, Jiang He is always that is gruffer much the image, the pot that all can carry, was given the back by him. 姜禾的甩锅技能不知道什么时候练会的,那天被许文斌看到她试一口烟以后,许青才猛的发现,在老两口眼里,姜禾一直以来都是那个憨憨得安安静静的形象,所有一切能背的锅,都被他给背了。 Stands lies railings to eat the apple in the balcony melancholily, downstairs are stopping Qin Hao electric bike, this boy has not gone to work today, perhaps is the evening class. 站在阳台上忧郁地趴着栏杆啃苹果,楼下停着秦浩的小电驴,这小子今天也没上班,又或许是晚班。 Just thinking, to be seeing Qin Hao and comes out from the corridor mouth in beautiful, holds the pocket toward the entrance that side. 正想着,就见秦浩和于丽从楼道口出来,揣着兜往大门口那边去。 Xu Qing looked at the moment, raised the head, discovers in opposite balcony Qin Maocai also to tilt the head looks. 许青看了片刻,一抬头,发现对面阳台上秦茂才也在歪着头看。 „Uncle, does?” “叔,干啥呢？” „I thought that you looked they have anything to be attractive.” Qin Maocai and said tongue-twister your son. “我看你看他们有什么好看的。”秦茂才和说绕口令似的。 „Haozi that clothes are graceful, without beforehand was rustic, almost does not dare to recognize.” Xu Qing said with a smile. “耗子那衣服帅,没以前土气了,差点没敢认。”许青笑道。 „Poor, your father?” “贫,你爸呢？” „Is reading the Art of War.” “在看孙子兵法。” „?” Qin Maocai eye one bright, „where in buys? I also want to take a look.” “哦？”秦茂才眼睛一亮,“在哪买的？我也想看看。” „Uncle your telephone under WeChat round of I, I make one to mail to you.” “叔您电话等下微讯发我,我弄一本给你寄过来。” Xu Qing should warmly under. 许青很热情地应下。 „Ha, will come to accompany me to drink another day.” Qin Maocai laughs, is impolite with him. “哈哈哈,改天过来陪我喝酒。”秦茂才大笑,也没和他客气。 In childhood this fellow light/only the buttocks were running he also to entrain his small chirp chirp, was like own younger generation. 小时候这家伙光着屁股跑他还拽他小啾啾呢,就和自家晚辈一样。 „Doesn't drink, prepares to become the father, a drop cannot bump.” Xu Qing shakes the head, bites an apple, crisp and sweet crisp and sweet, „looked that I eat the fruit keeping in good health now daily.” “不喝不喝,准备当爹了,一滴都不能碰。”许青摇头,喀嚓咬一口苹果,脆甜脆甜的,“看我现在天天吃水果养生。” Side of Xu Wenbin in the room looks at one, ill-humored pushes the eyeglasses. 许文斌在屋里侧头瞧一眼,没好气儿地推推眼镜。 When the wool, will blow. 当个毛,就会吹。 If this boy in a year can become the father, he gave the swallow alive this book at the scene. 这小子要是一年内能当上爹,他当场把这本书给生吞了。