Small fat obviously regarded itself in ten thousand not to have a military study rare talent very much, bumped into on the street sells the uncles who 20 Tathagata gods held to flicker lamely that type him. 小胖很明显把自己当成了万中无一的武学奇才,在街上碰到卖二十块如来神掌的大叔都能把他忽悠瘸了那种。 Deceives matter Jiang He of child is not dry/does, did not acknowledge oneself are his master. 骗小孩子的事姜禾不干,坚决不承认自己是他师傅。 The fist the sword, teaching Xu Qing was good, so as to avoid he has wanted to be the teacher, the mutual teaching, averaged, later various theories various. 拳啊剑的,教教许青就好了,免得他一直想当自己老师,互相教学,就扯平了,以后各论各的。 Jiang He is drawing Gong Ping the street, does not pay attention slightly fat calls the master in side, walked away quickly. 姜禾拉着宫萍过了马路,不理会小胖在旁边叫师傅,很快走远了。 „Why did he call your master?” Gong Ping is curious about this issue. “他为什么叫你师傅？”宫萍对这个问题感到好奇。 „Because I am the expert in hidden, can hit Xu Qing calls.” “因为我是个隐藏的高手,可以把许青打得嗷嗷叫。” „~” “哦~” Gong Ping instantaneous understanding. 宫萍瞬间理解了。 Slightly sees Xu Qing to act fat, then thought that Xu Qing is the martial arts master, then sees them to flirt with one another, Jiang He pursues Xu Qing to hit, therefore wants to do obeisance this to be the master Jiang He that the martial arts masters hit do not dare to hit back. 小胖见过许青出手,然后觉得许青是个武林高手,接着又看见俩人打情骂俏,姜禾追着许青打,于是就想拜这个把武林高手打得不敢还手的姜禾当师傅。 Really stupid child. 真是愚蠢的小孩。 The automatic brain made up a misunderstanding of, Gong Ping then looked at one, which that small does not know fat.. 自动脑补了一番其中的误会,宫萍回头看一眼,那小胖已经不知道去哪了。。 The wind of March/three months is very gentle, has the faint trace cool feeling, does not shear the person like the cold winter, not like hot weather season dry and hot. 三月的风很轻柔,带着丝丝凉意,不像寒冬那样割人,也不像暑季那样燥热。 In one month, Jiang He starts to be busy, they decide in early May marry, many things must prepare. 再过一个月,姜禾就开始忙起来,他们定在五月上旬结婚,很多事都要准备。 Different from Jiang He, Xu Qing anticipated to this wedding, does not manage always to think lacked anything, when the wedding handles, behind all was well, easy life in the future. 不同于姜禾,许青对这婚礼非常期待,不办一下总觉得缺了什么东西,等婚礼搞定,后面就一切安好了,小日子都在未来。 Thinks that two people marry, Xu Qing is happy, once for a while looks at Jiang He to laugh foolishly, Jiang He stared at the infant by him, could not bear punch his, was honest. 想到两个人结婚,许青就开心,时不时看着姜禾傻乐,姜禾被他盯得毛毛的,忍不住揍了他一顿,才老实下来。 Xu Qing to Jiang He hot tempered is very discontented, „young people, are heart ~ floats ~ air/Qi ~ coarse.” 许青对姜禾的暴躁很不满,“年轻人,就是心~浮~气~糙。” „What air/Qi flighty?” “心浮气什么？” „Is hot-tempered.” “躁。” „I am the 1000-year-old grandma.” Jiang He curls the lip, lowers the head types on the keyboard with the finger gently. “我是1000岁的老奶奶。”姜禾撇撇嘴,低头用手指轻轻敲打键盘。 Some issue: " If returned to the ancient times, how can raise the Industrial Revolution? " 某乎问题:「如果回到古代,怎样能掀起工业革命？」 Kaiyuan cereal crop seedling: " First best run into a person of good intention, will otherwise possibly starve to death, then the easiest to learn military, is away from home the strength of self-preservation, naturally, best first to infiltrate a Xiaozhaizi to solve the problem of food and clothing, then slowly chart...... " 开元来的禾苗:「首先最好遇到一个好心人,不然可能会饿死,然后最好学一下武,出门在外有自保之力,当然,最好是先混进个小寨子解决好衣食的问题,再徐徐图之……」 ...... …… Difficult endured for a month later. 艰难的熬过一个月之后。 On May 8, the Yihai day, the drying-floor was on duty, all things were all suitable. 五月 8 号,乙亥日,明堂当值,诸事皆宜。 The hotel is the wedding company arranges, the wedding arranges the entire red, big red lantern overhangs, classical screen, antique wooden furniture, fine gauze curtain screen. 酒店是婚庆公司安排的,婚礼布置全红,大红灯笼高高挂,古典屏风,古香古色的木质家具,轻纱帘子。 When discussed the demand with the wedding company, Xu Qing raised with emphasis was jubilant, although does not know that in the ancient times the marriage concrete anything appearance, Jiang He had also looked from afar, has not participated formally, but wants to come with western-style is not different, took the microphone saying that some sensational words, wiped tears. 在和婚庆公司商量需求的时候,许青重点提了要喜气洋洋,虽然不知道古代结婚具体什么样子,姜禾也只是远远看过,没有正儿八经参加过,但想来也不会和西式一样,拿着话筒说些煽情的话,抹个眼泪。 Xu Qing feels that very embarrassed, the overjoyed day, cannot. 许青觉得那很尬,欢天喜地的日子,不应当。 Has not started, Qin Maocai early came, found Xu Wenbin, the vigor vigor say/way: „Is this interest, really interesting, how much money spends? Very expensive/noble?” 还没开始,秦茂才早早的来了,找到许文斌,劲儿劲儿的道:“这个有意思,真有意思,花多少钱？很贵吧？” „No, looks magnificently, actually also such......” “没有,看着华丽,其实也就那样……” „Really fresh.” Qin Maocai acclaimed, „has not seen, this jubilation, yeah, were you excited?” “真新鲜。”秦茂才啧啧赞叹,“还没见过,这喜庆的,哎,你激不激动？” „The small Qingzi marriage, what am I excited?” Xu Wenbin disdains to say. “小青子结婚,我激动什么？”许文斌不屑道。 „Does your son marry you is not happy?” “你儿子结婚你不高兴？” „Happy is happy......” “高兴是高兴……” Xu Wenbin savors, has mixed feelings, actually when Xu Qing took the marriage certificate suddenly, at that time the mood was more intense, now...... 许文斌咂摸一下,心情复杂,其实在许青忽然拿了结婚证的时候,那时心情更激烈点,现在…… Looks at this scarlet location, the Chinese type wedding, he is a little inexplicably affected. 看这大红的场地,中式的婚礼,他莫名有点感动。 The brat, referred to erratically receives him to affect, or selected Chinese type to look that to him, he did for a lifetime the history, this boy married makes a classical form. 臭小子,指不定就是受了他影响,或者说挑中式给他看的,他搞了一辈子历史,这小子结婚就弄个古典形式。 Xu Wenbin thought that this son is good. 许文斌觉得这儿子还行。 Xu Qing does not know Xu Wenbin that bewildered move, but the feeling is also interesting, the old man studies the history, he married the ancient wife. 许青倒不知道许文斌那莫名其妙的感动,不过也感觉有意思,老头子研究历史,他娶个古代媳妇。 This goods to Xu Wenbin happy, Xu Wenbin mistakenly intent. 这货冲着许文斌乐一下,许文斌更会错了意。 Had a mind...... 有心了…… Actually that car(riage) was a little truly old...... 其实那个车确实有点旧了…… On Chinese type does not have the master of ceremonies, is a matchmaker, or called the happy mother, this was the wedding company arranges, the woman who was long the jubilation, the whole body draped a red band, the lip spread specially brilliant red, the eloquence was very good, initially before the wedding communicated time can feel, specialized. 中式上面没有司仪,是个媒婆,或者叫喜娘,这是婚庆公司安排的,一个长得喜庆的妇女,全身披红,嘴唇特意涂得红艳艳的,口才很好,当初婚前沟通的时候就能感觉出来,专业的。 Different with the ordinary wedding, has not come to welcome bridal Carmen to hand over the red packet to look for shoes these trivial customs, when the guest comes almost, to the auspicious time, the ceremony started, the happy mother enters the stage preheating, does the atmosphere. 和平常婚礼不一样,没有上门迎新娘卡门递红包找鞋那些琐碎习俗,等宾客来得差不多,也到了吉时,仪式开始,喜娘出场预热,把现场气氛搞起来。 Gong Ping sits on the seat, has looked toward outside, very curious Jiang He comes out today is what appearance. 宫萍坐在席上,一直往外面瞧,很好奇姜禾今天出来是什么样子。 Wang Zijun and Qin Hao squeak the ghost called, after hiding, faced Xu Qing to nitpick. 王子俊和秦浩吱喽鬼叫,躲后面对许青品头论足。 „Does bridegroom, see? Then called the bridegroom, you put on suit that are anything......” “新郎,看见没？这才叫新郎,你穿西装那算什么……” „Said seems you not to wear the clothes to be the same.” Qin Hao rebuttal. “说得好像你没穿衣服一样。”秦浩反驳。 „Bride? When does the bride come out?” Wang Zijun looks quite a while does not know how this is a flow. “新娘呢？新娘啥时候出来？”王子俊瞧半天也不知道这是怎么个流程。 „Bridal sedan chair lifts.” Xu Qing raises the head, „hurries, my here has not entered the stage, go go go, a while I make an appearance.” “新娘轿子抬进来啊。”许青一扬头,“赶紧出去,我这儿还没出场呢,去去去,一会儿我才露面儿。” In the city has no way to ride a horse to go to bride's home to escort her to the wedding, the wedding company could not solve this matter, otherwise he must ride a white horse to wear a big safflower, the power and prestige received Jiang He solemnly. 城市里没法儿骑马过去迎亲,婚庆公司都解决不了这事,不然他得骑个白马戴个大红花,威风堂堂地把姜禾接过来。 „Artificial.” “矫情。” Wang Zijun also treated said again, heard the happy mother to announce the bride to enter the arena, numb slip drew Qin Hao to look. 王子俊还待再说,听到喜娘宣布新娘进场,麻溜的拉着秦浩去瞧。 The decorated sedan chair lifts is coming from outside old distant place, is matching the musical instrument cheerful bright rhythm admission, then the chair bearer jolts the palanquin, the music melody changes, the atmosphere lights instantaneously. 花轿抬着从外面老远处过来,配着乐器欢快明亮的节奏入场,接着轿夫颠轿,音乐调子一变,气氛瞬间点燃。 Busy and exciting, Jiang He sits in the sedan chair is pinching the clothes tightly, flustered. 红红火火热热闹闹,姜禾坐在轿子里紧捏着衣服,慌死了。 Originally this is gets married...... 原来这就是成亲啊…… Waited for the sedan chair to jolt several, she responded, fished out the red packet to hit to enjoy the chair bearer, then fell the palanquin. 等轿子颠了好几下,她才反应过来,摸出红包给轿夫打赏,然后落轿。 Xu Qing smiles to take the scarlet silk fabric to meet Jiang He with the flower the same as come out. 许青笑得和花一样拿着大红绸子过来接姜禾出来。 „Mother, if we had known I also does, drives what automobile.” Wang Zijun pats the thigh, side Qin Hao shows the whites of the eyes, this every got up. “妈的,早知道我也这么搞,开什么汽车啊。”王子俊一拍大腿,旁边秦浩翻个白眼,这就凡起来了。 The ostentation of that big row of expensive car not compared with this foot? 那一大排豪车的排场不比这足？ Covers the red veil to put on Jiang He of dragon and phoenix coat to be pulled proceeding by Xu Qing, going to the cross brazier —— brazier is not really hot, but is a item. 盖着红盖头穿着龙凤褂的姜禾被许青牵着往前,去跨火盆——火盆也不是真火,而是道具。 So a meaning, is really hot they to dare to step, the wedding company does not dare to arrange. 就那么个意思,真火他们敢跨,婚庆公司也不敢安排。 „You leave my near-point.” “你离我近点。” „Cannot be too near, pushed you.” “不能太近,把你挤开了。” They spoke intimate conversation, steps together from the brazier, the happy mother applauds by Dataizi, crash-bang applause. 俩人说悄悄话,一起从火盆上迈过去,喜娘在大台子旁边鼓掌,哗啦啦的掌声起。 Xu Qing wants to touch her hair subconsciously, looked that is jealous of the veil to obstruct solid, bore. 许青下意识就想摸摸她头发,看一眼红盖头遮得严严实实,忍住了。 He really and more than 1000 years ago ancient people got married. 他真的和这个一千多年前的古代人成亲了。 In the past standing of Jiang He whole body rainwater in out of the door, possibly ran over to him becomes the wife. 当年姜禾浑身雨水的站在门外,可能就是跑过来给他当媳妇的。 What to do Jiang He that searched to have a guilty conscience secretly, had removed the past appearance completely. 那个偷偷搜索问心有愧了怎么办的姜禾,已经完全褪去了往日的模样。 Was once restless, the bulging that also a belt/bring cleverness in trivial matters, in the pocket held, peeped his two eyes, took a look to run to go to the bathroom, after a while face corners of the mouth brought the hamburger dregs to come out again satisfiedly, thinks that his anything had not discovered. 曾经蠢蠢的,又带点小聪明,兜里揣的鼓鼓囊囊,偷看他两眼,瞧瞧跑去卫生间,过一会儿再一脸满足地嘴角带着汉堡渣出来,以为他什么都没发现。 Touches the face also to scold his lecher loudly. 摸一下脸还会大声骂他登徒子。 Said time is pinching the fist kā bā the sound. 说不过的时候就捏着拳头咔吧响。 Xu Qing remembers the past events, reminded her with a smile in a low voice, „wanted three to do obeisance the ceremony.” 许青想起往事,笑着低声提醒她,“要三拜仪式了。” Bows to heaven and earth, two pays respects parents, couple to doing obeisance. 一拜天地,二拜高堂,夫妻对拜。 „Left selects, satisfactory pleasant ~ right selects, the riches and honor are propitious, selects again, picks up the beautiful face moon/month appearance......” “左一挑,顺心如意~右一挑,富贵吉祥,再一挑,挑出个花容月貌……” The happy woman is saying, Xu Qing opens the Jiang He veil, reveals the small face of her careful appearance. 喜婆说着,许青把姜禾的盖头挑开,露出她精心打扮的小脸。 „heroine, got married yo ~” “女侠,成亲了呦~” „Should thank the matchmaker after the wedding.” Jiang He is anxious, both fingers twist in the same place. “该谢媒了。”姜禾紧张的,两根手指都绞在一起。 What gets married, this called the marriage. 什么成亲,这叫结婚。 Stupid Xu Qing. 愚蠢的许青。