„I come back!” “我回来啦！” Jiang He greeted one happy, Xu Qing should, both hands place on the keyboard to check anything. 姜禾心情很好地招呼一声,许青应一下,双手放在键盘上正在查什么东西。 „What is looking at?” She collects to look. “在看什么？”她凑过去瞧。 „Looks for a piece......, here!” “找一个段子……诶,在这儿！” The search key words, look very much easily. 搜索关键字,很容易就找出来。 „ Before my husband marries, is very good to me, is very well-mannered, never raises a rumpus anything. “我老公结婚前对我很好,很规矩,从来不动手动脚什么的。 However after the marriage, he always wants to rest side me, but also always wants to take off my clothes. 但是结婚以后,他总想睡我身边,还总想脱我衣服。 Once I take a bath even he also to come in! 有一次我洗澡甚至他还想进来！ I do not know that he is this person, starts him to take off my clothes the time my doom hits him, but also scolded him is a hoodlum. 我不知道他原来是这种人,开始他想脱我衣服的时候我就死命的打他,还骂他是个臭流氓。 Afterward his anything words did not say that rests nearby room. 后来他就什么话也不说了,睡旁边屋了。 Should be makes me educate? 应该是让我教育好了吧？ Marriage nearly one year, he not spoke to me...... 只是结婚快一年了,他不怎么跟我说话了…… Right, why nearly one year, hadn't I been pregnant? 对了,为什么快一年了,我还没有怀孕啊？ ...... ” ……” Xu Qing presses the keyboard to duplicate, ‚me’ changing ‚you’, ‚he’ changing ‚she’, ‚husband’ changing ‚wife’, discovers Qin Hao WeChat, the transmission. 许青按动键盘复制一下,把‘我’改成‘你’,‘他’改成‘她’,‘老公’改成‘老婆’,找出秦浩微讯,发送。 The reality is simply odder than the novel, goes to school watches the small movie together, Xu Qing must suspect that ready ready he has that problem that what need Chinese treats. 现实简直比小说还离谱,要不是上学的时候一起看小电影,许青妥妥要怀疑他有什么需要老中医治的那种毛病。 " Before your wife marriage,...... never raises a rumpus anything...... 「你老婆结婚前……从不动手动脚什么的…… ...... But after the marriage, she always wants to rest by you, but also always wants to take off your clothes. ……但是结婚以后,她总想睡你旁边,还总想脱你衣服。 You do not know that she is this person! 你不知道她原来是这种人！ ...... Her anything words did not say afterward. ……后来她就什么话也不说了。 ...... " ……」 Qin Hao gets angry to put down the cell phone in a big way, the hand with one holds the flower to stand in convenience store not far away, wipes the perspiration with the sleeve, provokes the flower petal to make it seemingly neat again, the petty action non-stop. 秦浩黑着脸放下手机,手拿一大捧花站在便利店不远处,拿袖子抹抹汗,再拨弄一下花瓣让它看起来整齐,小动作不停。 The communication pedestrian looks at his tense appearance, looks at one, Qin Hao just likes unconsciously. 来往行人看他紧张的样子,都不由多看一眼,秦浩恍若不觉。 ...... …… „ Single parenthood grows up, but also a little introverted...... faces the girl particularly, girl who he likes...... character thing, without means. “单亲长大的,还有点内向……尤其是面对女孩子,他喜欢的女孩子……性格这玩意,没办法。 If facing criminal, no matter the male female, his captured jumps over threw off others...... ” 要是面对犯人,甭管男的女的,他一个擒拿就跳过去把人家掀翻了……” „Does he like that girl?” “他喜欢那个女孩？” „Nonsense.” “废话嘛。” Xu Qing looks that the online piece sighed two, a while remembered anything probably, turns the head to look to Jiang He. 许青看着网上的段子啧啧叹了两声,顿了一会儿像是想起什么,转头看向姜禾。 Jiang He is still smiling from the beginning, detected that the Xu Qing look was strange, gawked staring, somewhat rubbed his head angrily. 姜禾一开始还在笑,察觉到许青眼神诡异,愣了愣,有些恼怒地搓搓他脑袋。 „Will I be so stupid?!” She is pointing at the computer say/way. “我会那么蠢吗？！”她指着电脑道。 „Can't?” “不会吗？” „Cannot!” “不会！” „Felt before you, thinks......” “感觉你以前就是这么想的……” „Never!” “从来没有过！” A Jiang He rebuttal falls, changes the topic: „What tonight wants to eat?” 姜禾一口反驳掉,转开话题道:“今晚想吃什么？” „Eats the yogurt.” “吃酸奶。” „......” Jiang He felt that own Qilin arm manifests suddenly faintly, does not know that hits the husband to violate the law. “……”姜禾感觉自己的麒麟臂隐隐发作,不知道打老公犯不犯法。 „Lin Daiyu pulls out that weeping willow......” “林黛玉倒拔那个垂杨柳……” Xu Qing blows the whistling to look to elsewhere, the rocking mouse replaces the homepage, „you were what me to eat anything...... to be right.” 许青吹着口哨看向别处,晃动鼠标把网页换掉,“你做什么我就吃什么……对了。” He embraces Jiang He, holds on own leg, caresses her back to sway gently, „you for......? How to have the sweet and sour spareribs taste?” 他把姜禾揽过来,抱到自己腿上,抚着她后背轻轻摇晃,“你为……嗯？怎么有股糖醋排骨味？” „Taught Pingping to prepare food.” “教萍萍做饭了。” The Jiang He chin builds in his shoulder, the semi-closure eye realized that this moment is attentive. 姜禾下巴搭在他肩膀,半闭眼睛体会这片刻温存。 „, But also thinks that on which kitchen lying roof you sneaked to steal the master scholarship......” “哦,还以为你钻进哪家厨房趴屋顶上偷师学艺了……” „Now does not have that type of house beam, do I lie?” “现在都没那种房梁,我趴哪？” Before the roof was the wooden beam, greatly was very impractical, in the television stole the thing to listen secretly the person speech and assassination can put on to travel by night the clothes to hide above, what a pity now does not have. 以前房顶都是木梁,很大架空,电视里偷东西偷听人讲话和刺杀都可以穿夜行衣躲在上面,可惜现在没有了。 Dimensionality reduction attack. 降维打击。 Only if turns into Spiderman, but there is a monitoring. 除非变成蜘蛛侠,但是有监控。 „What do you want to ask?” Jiang He waited not to hear Xu Qing to speak suddenly, felt that his nose arched the arch in own napes of the neck, just like the puppy, could not bear shrink the neck to push Xu Qing. “你想问什么？”姜禾等了一下没听到许青说话,感觉他鼻子在自己脖颈间拱啊拱的,和小狗一样,忍不住缩缩脖子推许青一下。 The feeling must have an accident this way. 感觉再这样下去要出事。 „How to agree suddenly?” “怎么忽然就同意了？” Xu Qing was hearing she sends the delicate fragrance and faint spareribs taste, remains silent to ask. 许青闻着她发间清香和隐隐的排骨味,闷声问道。 He is puzzling to this issue, the attitude was obviously firm before, must wait to get married, finally suddenly, rubs rubs...... 他对这个问题百思不得其解,明明之前还态度坚决,要等完婚,结果突然之间,就蹭啊蹭…… Transferred the temper? 转性子了？ According to Jiang He that he understands, should insist very much own idea, that bed sheet cut tattered, does not know that secretly which was hidden by Jiang He, or threw or destroys the corpse and leave no trace? 据他所了解的姜禾,应该是很坚持自己想法的,那个床单被剪的破破烂烂,也不知道被姜禾偷偷藏哪了,又或者扔了或者毁尸灭迹？ „Do you guess?” “你猜？” Jiang He sits on the Xu Qing leg, in the future will be supine face upwards body. 姜禾坐在许青腿上,往后仰了仰身。 „Coming out that I guess also asked you.” Xu Qing said. “我猜的出来还问你嘛。”许青道。 „Actually, you have been able......” Jiang He to turn head to look to out of the window, the hair scatter, cannot see clearly her expression. “其实,你早就可以……”姜禾扭头看向窗外,头发散落下来,看不清她表情。 „Right?” “是吗？” „I drink for the first time, by the present, you doesn't know?” “第一次我喝酒的时候,到现在,你不知道吗？” „That different.” “那不一样。” „Un......” “嗯……” Jiang He narrows the eyes to focus kisses/intimate his one. 姜禾眯着眼儿亲他一口。 Truly different, if at that time Xu Qing taking advantage of her alcoholic intoxication with then impulsion, definitely were another appearance, although she will not make anything, but does not certainly have now to be like this enjoyable. 确实不一样,如果那时许青借她醉酒与当时的冲动,肯定是另一番模样的,虽然她不会做什么,但一定是没有现在这样舒心的。 At heart warm, when like eats the cake for the first time, that type from inside to outside, is unable to explain satisfies...... possibly is the happiness. 心里暖暖的,就像第一次吃到蛋糕时,那种由内而外的,无法言喻的满足……可能就是幸福。 Thought understanding. 念头通达。 „Therefore why.” Xu Qing was curious to this issue, is actually what made her change the idea? “所以为什么啊。”许青对这个问题好奇死了,究竟是什么让她改变想法了？ „I must prepare food.” “我要做饭了。” Jiang He crawls from him, as the music in computer low voice snort/hum is turning around to leave. 姜禾从他身上爬起来,随着电脑里的音乐小声哼着转身离开。 „Your this is incorrect!” “你这样是不对的！” „Can't you guess?” “你猜不出来吗？” „I am not the deity.” “我又不是神仙。” „Isn't the insect in my belly?” “不是我肚子里的虫吗？” „......” “……” „Originally you have the matter that cannot guess.” “原来你也有猜不出来的事。” „Nonsense!” “废话！” „Acknowledged that you are stupid Xu Qing.” “承认你是愚蠢的许青。” „You are stupid, four limbs developed mindless, the violence is not barbarically intelligent.” “你才是愚蠢的,四肢发达不讲理,暴力野蛮不聪明。” Xu Qing fishes Winter Melon, before starting to recall, has any unusual place. 许青把冬瓜捞过来,开始回忆之前有什么反常的地方。 A pair of cat eye and human eye are looking at each other, Winter Melon had a yawn reluctantly. 一双猫眼和人眼对视着,冬瓜懒懒地打了个哈欠。 His curiosity and Winter Melon are equally strong, if not clarify this matter, must continuously the stem. 他的好奇心和冬瓜一样强,如果不弄清楚这件事,得一直梗着。 Xu Qing side has a look at Jiang He to turn the waist to enter the form of kitchen, feels the chin to be lost in thought. 许青侧头看看姜禾扭着腰肢进厨房的身影,摸着下巴陷入沉思。 When according to his beforehand guess, Jiang He should compare notes gradually shows weakness, finally the successful losing resistance, he thought like this is very normal, honest, has a clear conscience, self-deceiving matter Jiang He most excelled, when the time comes is he takes advantage of somebody, does not close the heroine anything matter. 按他之前的猜测,姜禾应该切磋时逐渐示弱,最后水到渠成的失去抵抗,这样他觉得还是挺正常的,清清白白嘛,问心无愧嘛,自欺欺人的事姜禾最擅长了,到时候是他趁人之危,不关女侠什么事。 This conforms to the heroine behavior pattern very much. 这很符合女侠的行为模式。 However, Jiang He truly planned like this, turns on the water to show the enemy secretly to weakly, finally selected on several days the weak time gave up resisting, was he takes advantage of somebody. 然而,姜禾本来确实是这样打算的,偷偷放水示敌以弱,最后挑那几天虚弱的时候放弃抵抗,就是他趁人之危了。 Under recommendation, I recently using reading app, 【App】 The book source are many, books entire, renews quickly! 推荐下,我最近在用的看书app,【app】书源多,书籍全,更新快！ If Xu Qing knows that this plan, will certainly cry with emotion, was anything could not do with the silly heroine popular science on several days. 要是许青知道她这个打算,一定会感动哭了,然后和傻女侠科普那几天是什么事都做不了的。 Why turns into this...... 为什么变成这样…… The sincere vegetable/dish sound transmits from the kitchen kitchen, then the wok with cooking oil incites makes noise smooth, the fragrance of stir-fried dish fills the air. 笃笃笃的切菜声从厨房厨房传来,接着油锅滋溜作响,炒菜的香气弥漫。 „I am stupid Xu Qing.” “我是愚蠢的许青。” Xu Qing relies on the kitchen entrance said. 许青倚在厨房门口道。 „Un.” “嗯。” Jiang He complied with one. 姜禾应了一声。 „......” “……” „......” “……” „My four limbs developed are not intelligent, the violence is wild.” “我四肢发达不聪明,暴力野蛮不讲理。” „Ha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” Jiang He was happy. 姜禾开心极了。 „Said.” Xu Qing by looks at Jiang He in kitchen on the doorframe. “说啊。”许青靠在门框上看着厨房里的姜禾。 „What said?” The Jiang He doubts turn the head. “说什么？”姜禾疑惑转头。 „......” “……”