MWCTYA :: Volume #3

#267: heroine


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Takes a bath, the Xu Qing nest only reveals a head in the bedding, making the vigor warm the bedding. 洗完澡,许青窝在被窝里只露出个脑袋,使劲儿暖着被窝。 The heating also needs for half a month about, these days is most unendurable, entered the bedding not to go out, has the bedding also to go. 供暖还需要半个月左右,这段时间是最难熬的,进了被窝就不想出去,出了被窝还想进去。 Outside broadcasts the sound, Jiang He wears the pajamas plop one to infiltrate, shrinks in the quilt to cover him adeptly. 外面传来踢踢踏踏的声音,姜禾穿着睡衣扑通一下钻进来,缩进被子里拿手捂他。 Do not be noisy, is away from the clothes, was cool.” “别闹,隔着衣服,凉死了。” I not.” “我不。” Yeah......” “哎……” The Xu Qing looking fierce moment, adapted to the temperature of her palm, clamps two small hands with the arm. 许青龇牙咧嘴片刻,才适应了她手掌的温度,用胳膊把两只小手夹起来。 Now I have learned in the modern life, handled the status matter, can run at the back of my package package momentarily, you should worry, before rather than becomes does not have, is so good, but also wants to make me help you warm the bedding......” “现在我已经学会在现代生活了,也搞定了身份的事,随时可以背着我的包包跑路,你应该担心,而不是变得都没有以前那么好,还想让我帮你暖被窝……” Jiang He mumbled, extends a hand to close the head lamp headlamp, only kept a small night light, then hurried in the retracting quilt, same is revealing the head with Xu Qing outside, rubbed the pillow to continue to mumble, „before......, I was live under subjugation involuntary, you bullied me even, now also thinks......” 姜禾嘟嘟囔囔,伸出一只手把大灯关了,只留一个小夜灯,然后赶紧缩回被子里,和许青一样露着脑袋在外面,蹭蹭枕头继续嘟囔,“……以前我是身不由己寄人篱下,你欺负我就算了,现在还想……” When have I bullied you?” “我什么时候欺负过你?” You deceive me to come.” “你骗我来着。” Now you and I lie down in a bedding, if the backpack package travels, ran runs, the advantage that should take in any case occupied.” “现在你和我躺在一个被窝里,要是背包包跑路,跑就跑了吧,反正该占的便宜都占了。” Snort!” “哼!” Words say us now this ~ type.” The hand fumble fumble of Xu Qing, sighed: „Hasn't a hole room related?” “话说我们现在都这~样了。”许青的手摸索摸索,叹气道:“洞个房也没关系吧?” Has the relations.” “有关系。” What relations has?” “有什么关系?” Only lay down on a bed you changed, if the nuptial chamber you were more excessive?” Jiang He with arriving at his foot is rubbing, has not married that anything, will be said does not know shames.” “只躺一张床上你就变了,要是洞房了你岂不是更过分?”姜禾用抵着他的脚蹭来蹭去,“还没结婚就那个什么,会被人说不知羞。” What are you making now? We live are so together long, casual everybody will think us already that anything.” “那你现在是在做什么?我们住一起这么久,随便谁都会以为我们已经那个什么了。” Has a clear conscience well.” “问心无愧就好。” „......” “……” Xu Qing does not know which heart that her having a clear conscience is asking, hits and cannot be victorious in any case, according to cannot hold down, only if makes her agree, least must yield with a show of reluctance. 许青也不知道她的问心无愧到底是问的哪个心,反正打又打不过,按也按不住,除非让她同意,最少也要半推半就。 The hot bedding made two people paste in the same place, Xu Qing elongates the arm according to falling the lamp, plan again diligently. 热呼呼的被窝让两个人贴在一起,许青伸长了胳膊按掉灯,打算再努力一下。 What do you make?” Jiang He binds the quilt to shrink in the future. “你做什么?”姜禾裹着被子往后缩。 Kisses/Intimate one.” “亲一口。” Xu Qing rubs. 许青蹭过来。 Does not want, rests quickly.” “不要,快睡吧。” „It is not trapped/sleepy.” “不困。” Xu Qing rubs gently the moment, sees Jiang He to dodge, shrinks the body to get into bed simply, stirred up Jiang He one to call out in alarm, rushes to cover to tighten the quilt. 许青磨蹭片刻,见姜禾闪躲,干脆一缩身子钻进被窝里,惹得姜禾一声惊叫,赶忙捂紧了被子。 Don't......” “别……” In dark bedroom, be only shadow one group of quilt agitates. 黑乎乎的卧室里,只有被子的阴影一团鼓动。 Jiang He covers the hand of quilt not to know when covers to be quiet. 姜禾捂着被子的手不知道什么时候捂住嘴。 ...... …… The next day. 隔日。 Xu Qing lies on the bed melancholily, looked that Jiang He manipulates her aspic beamingly and buoyant. 许青忧郁地躺在床上,看姜禾神采奕奕地摆弄她的薰衣草。 Has not germinated, is dark one can of earth, does not know also thinks that she raised basin earth there. 还没发芽,只有黑乎乎一罐土,不知道的还以为她养了一盆土在那里。 „Do we get the card to be the marriage?” “我们领证算不算结婚?” „?” “啊?” Jiang He gawked staring, suddenly tastes, bang bang jumped at heart, that......” 姜禾愣了愣,忽然回过味儿来,心里砰砰跳了一下,“那……” Is? 算不算? If said that calculates must give birth to the child...... to think of here, Jiang He turns very quiet, the finger is provoking earth in jar. 要是说算的话就要生小孩……想到这里,姜禾屏住呼吸,手指拨弄着罐子里的土。 She has not really thought that this, the previous quarter is still handling for own status was happy, the next quarter is numb Liuling proves by Xu Qing...... 她实在没想到这一层,前一刻还在为自己身份搞定了而开心,下一刻就是麻溜领证被许青…… Does not calculate!” The Jiang He look falls out of the window, returns to normal the somewhat flurried state of mind. “不算!”姜禾眼神落到窗外,平复有些慌乱的心绪。 Also can manage the liquor is?” “还要办酒才算?” Manages...... manages......” “办……办……” Jiang He flustered suddenly, gets the card and office liquor probably is very appearances easily. 姜禾忽然又慌了,领证和办酒好像都是很轻易的样子。 Looked that frightens you, I ask casually.” Xu Qing arrives at her behind, hugs her slender waist to pinch, turns around to wash. “看把你吓的,我就随便问问。”许青来到她身后,搂着她纤细的腰肢捏一下,转身出去洗漱。 This must ponder over a plot, making her surrender on own initiative, otherwise with rabbit. 这得琢磨一个阴谋,让她主动投怀送抱,不然和兔子似的。 permits. Big intriguer. Azure morning in the time of ponder plot in the past. 许.大阴谋家.青一早上就在思考阴谋的时间里度过去。 Facing the wall Xu Qing, I am your broken-down wall person.” “面壁者许青,我是你的破壁人。” Jiang He puts down the book to stretch oneself, saw that Xu Qing appearance looking pensive wrinkles the eyebrow, very serious opens the mouth said. 姜禾放下书伸个懒腰,看到许青若有所思的样子皱一下眉,很严肃的开口道。 What thing breaks?” Xu Qing has gotten back one's composure. “破什么玩意?”许青回过神。 When do you in want to get married?” The face of Jiang He is a little red, but as far as possible keeps serious, how is planning...... how...... that what?” “你是不是在想什么时候结婚?”姜禾的脸有点红,不过还是尽量保持严肃,“是在谋划怎样……怎样……那个什么吧?” „......” “……” I have seen through your scheme, therefore, I must punch your, to maintain my deterrent.” “我已经看穿了你的计谋,因此,我要揍你一顿,以保持我的威慑。” Hey, this is you unfounded guesses absurdly, I sent dull that's all!” “喂,这都是你毫无理由的妄加揣测,我只是发了一下呆而已!” You have been in a daze a morning.” Jiang He moves the wrist/skill, you will not think except for that matter other?” “你已经发呆一早上了。”姜禾活动活动手腕,“难道除了那种事你就不会想别的吗?” With a wish to incriminate, has no lack of a pretext. I pondered which the video should cut, was hit my by you by the fabricated reason, the case of injustice is people like you creates.” “欲加之罪,何患无辞。我只是思考一下视频该剪哪段,就被你以莫须有的理由打我一顿,冤案就是你这种人造成的。” Right?” “是吗?” Yes.” “是的。” Good.” Some Jiang He doubt stared at him to look at the moment, accepted his explanation reluctantly. “那好吧。”姜禾有些狐疑地盯着他看了片刻,勉强接受他的解释。 Actually............ I have not actually been mentally prepared.” Her profile looks suddenly to out of the window. “其实……其实……我就是没做好心理准备。”她忽然侧脸看向窗外。 „...... You stop.” “……你停一下。” Xu Qing makes a hand signal to express the suspension, rubbed the forehead say/way: This matter needs the sentiment to burst out, that naturally...... I do not talk clearly, you with me discuss now like this seriously this issue, does know strangely?” 许青打个手势表示暂停,揉了揉额头道:“这种事需要感情迸发的时候,自然而然的那种……我说不清,你现在这样一本正经地和我讨论这种问题,非常奇怪知道吧?” Strange?” “奇怪吗?” Is strange.” “非常非常奇怪。” Good...... I also find it strange.” Jiang He reconsiders itself, is always thinking is normal modern people, finally probably went too far is as bad as not far enough. “好吧……我也觉得怪怪的。”姜禾反思自己,老想着做个正常现代人,结果好像过犹不及了。 Like...... before...... I and you have said that is holding your leg, when the mood arrived, will have something naturally, when does not need with discussing the national affairs same sits the earnest discussion to have a sexual intercourse, I said occasionally expressed my demand, this was a probe, yes?” “就像……就像……之前我和你说过的,抱着你的腿,等情绪到了,自然而然就会发生一些事,不用和商量国家大事一样坐下来认认真真的讨论什么时候同房,我偶尔说一下只是表达我的诉求,这是一种试探,明白吧?” But you now very earnest was discussing with me.” Jiang He does not want to continue in this topic, is red the root of the ear to look to elsewhere. “可是你现在就很认真的在和我谈。”姜禾不想在这个话题继续下去了,红着耳根看向别处。 Because I was affected by your stupid behavior, the intelligence quotient will infect.” “因为我被你愚蠢的行为影响到了,智商会传染。” Snort.” “哼。” Jiang He snort/hum, turns around to leave the window, goes to the dish that by the refrigerator turns has to make today. 姜禾哼一声,转身离开窗台,去到冰箱旁翻今天要做的菜。 Xu Qing instead sits on the chair, both hands hold the chairback, the chin are putting there, being lost in thought slowly. 许青反坐在椅子上,双手抱着椅背,下巴搁在那里,慢慢的陷入沉思。 This time is not thinking the plot, but before tastes two people, to the present matter. 这次不是在想阴谋,而是回味两人之前到现在的事。 After long, he shakes the head to smile one. 很久后,他摇摇头笑一声。 And feeling strange. 且奇怪着吧。 What enjoyed is punched by heroine......, with Jiang He in various together, is not only then, can display silly explained with him, this is also a pleasure. 享受的是被女侠揍……呸,和姜禾在一起的各种,又不是只有嘿嘿嘿,能表现的傻乎乎和他解释,这也是一种乐趣。 Winter Melon holds the kfc linkage paper barrel that they bring, tries to worm one's way into the failure, a claw pats the ground , to continue to drill. 冬瓜抱着他们带回来的kfc联动纸桶,试图钻进去失败,一爪子拍到地上,继续钻。 If later we quarrelled, you punch me one on the line, do not cry anything, do not take the sword to want autonomy anything, such is very stupid.” “如果以后我们吵架了,你揍我一顿就行,千万别哭啊什么的,也别拿着剑要自残什么的,那样很蠢。” Is what made you produce us to quarrel I to cut own misconception with the sword?” Jiang He then looks at him strangely. “是什么让你产生了我们吵架我会拿剑砍自己的错觉?”姜禾奇怪地回头看他。 Will not be good, was such a saying.” Xu Qing beckons with the hand. “不会就好,就是这么一说。”许青摆摆手。 Wants is not not possible, heroine is the reasonable person, is, made a mistake recognized, how possibly to quarrel. 想也不可能,女侠是讲道理的人,一直都是,错了就认,怎么可能吵架。 Finished eating the food. 吃完饭。 The custom that both people have not taken a nap, according to was watching a movie together, very old film, «This Man Comes from Earth». 两个人都没有午睡的习惯,依在一起看了一部电影,很老的片子,《这个男人来自地球》。 A room, several people, held a small-scale symposium, the immortal who lives from the antiquity period plants to start the discussion regarding the male lord, present is various professors, raised questions, by male lord 11 explanations. 一间房,几个人,开了一个小型座谈会,围绕着男主是不是从上古时期活下来的长生种展开讨论,在座的都是各种教授,提出一个个质疑,又被男主一一解答。 A cost very low movie, grading is high, very suitable to accompany the person of liking to look in such an early winter afternoon together. 成本很低的一个影片,评分却非常高,很适合在这样一个初冬的午后陪着喜欢的人一起看。 Jiang He cannot look at this film from the beginning, after previous and Xu Qing looked at «12 Anger man (Han)», suddenly on get to the pleasure of movie, and performing arts, savors with one to the cognition of movie raises much. 姜禾一开始是看不下这种片子的,上次和许青看了一遍《十二怒汉》之后,忽然就get到电影的乐趣,以及表演艺术,品味和对电影的认知一下拔高不少。 He also wants to hide itself, why can tell others?” “他也是想隐藏自己,为什么要告诉别人?” „A matter at heart was stuffily long, will be stuffy the sickness, must look to proclaim the drain port, when told the story.” “一件事闷心里久了,会闷出病,总要找个宣泄口,就当讲故事。” Therefore you did call me heroine at home last night?” “所以你昨晚在家叫我女侠?” Un...... they will not believe in any case, only if my father senile dementia. Also makes them know your real status while convenient, after all we must get married, believed as for them does not close our matter.” “嗯……反正他们也不会信,除非我爸老年痴呆。顺便也让他们知道一下你的真实身份,毕竟我们要结婚的,至于他们信不信就不关我们事了。” Deceitful evil person.” “狡诈恶徒。” ...... …… Looked, Xu Qing is stretching oneself sets out, going out outside strolls, a Jiang He person at home, tastes the movie that was just watching, ponders over for quite a while. 看完之后许青伸着懒腰起身,出去外面逛逛,姜禾一个人在家,回味着刚刚看的电影,琢磨半天。 Before returning to the computer, opens the number that Xu Qing helped her register initially, Jiang He breaks off the finger, writes down on the computer is the thing of first movie criticism. 回到电脑前打开许青当初帮她注册的号码,姜禾掰掰手指,在电脑上写下算是自己第一篇影评的东西。 If the truth is extremely shocking, no one meeting letter/believes radically, did the truth say is the same, no one cares in any case, even if the truth, will still be regarded the story......” “如果真相太过骇人听闻的话,根本没有人会信,真相说不说都一样,反正没有人把它当回事,即使都是真话,也会被人当成故事……” ...... …… Among the Uncle Zhao fingers is clamping the smoke, narrows the eye to look at the distant place sunlight, sees Xu Qing to shake, puts out smog. 赵叔指间夹着烟,眯眼瞧着远处阳光,见许青晃悠过来,吐出一口烟雾。 „Was spirit good, brings forth the celebration?” “精神挺好,逢到喜事了?” Un, is.” “嗯,算是吧。” Hehe.” Uncle Zhao pushed with a smile the crowded eye, then can get married?” “嘿嘿。”赵叔笑着挤了挤眼睛,“这下能结婚了吧?” Xu Qing gawked staring, the vision circulation, the nod said with a smile: Was quick, when the time comes please drink the celebration drink.” 许青愣了愣,目光流转,点头笑道:“快了,到时候请您喝喜酒。” Certainly must drink.” “肯定要喝。” Uncle Zhao was happier, Xu Qing sits to him by, the elbow supports on the knee, bends the waist to look to the road, moment rear end said: Thanked Uncle Zhao.” 赵叔更乐了,许青坐到他旁边,手肘撑在膝盖上,弯腰看向路对面,片刻后侧头道:“谢谢赵叔了。” What thanked to thank, did your boy...... come one?” “谢什么谢,你小子……来一根?” Pulls out this cough...... the line, comes one.” Xu Qing received on the smoke point that he shakes, attracts one, said: Another day will take the box good belt/bring to come from my father.” “抽这个咳嗽……行吧,来一根。”许青接过他抖出来的烟点上,浅浅地吸一口,道:“改天从我爸那儿拿盒好的带过来。” That is indeed good!” “那敢情好!” Two people sit in the entrance smoke like a chimney, are sunning, Gong Ping passed by from here, the high-heeled shoes dá dá step on the ground, looks at their one eyes quite interesting, sees Xu Qing to look, smiles toward him, steps on the graceful step to go far away. 两个人坐在大门口吞云吐雾,晒着太阳,宫萍从这儿路过,高跟鞋哒哒哒踩在地面,饶有趣味地看他们一眼,见许青望过来,朝他笑一下,踩着优雅的步子远去。 What fund I look at them to make that probably very makes money, can you play that?” “我看他们弄那个什么基金,好像挺赚钱的,你会不会玩那个?” Un?” A Xu Qing alarm bell sound, „do you also want to play at heart?” “嗯?”许青心里警铃一响,“您也想玩?” Understood, this is anything, I looked that others are very probably easy to make money.” “就了解了解,这是个什么东西,我看别人好像挺容易赚钱的。” Is invests, the investment knows, the stock, the stock, the fund, this one kind of thing, gained filling of enjoyment has, jumping from an upper story of owing also has.” “就是投资的,投资知道吧,股票,期货,基金,这都一类东西,赚了吃香喝辣的有,亏的跳楼的也有。” „, This I have heard, that.” A Uncle Zhao understanding clearly appearance. “哦,这我听说过,就那个呀。”赵叔一副了然的样子。 Right, you may relax, I just compensated several thousand in the past few days, daily makes Jiang He scold me, this was not that anything...... the mood improves.” “对,您可悠着点,我前些天刚赔了几千块,天天让姜禾骂我,这不是那什么……才心情变好了。” Should scold, several thousand are spoiling playing.” Uncle Zhao said with a smile, eliminated incited the thoughts. “该骂,几千块糟蹋着玩。”赵叔笑道,打消了鼓捣一下的心思。 Xu Qing smoked big smoke, dark blue Sandau: Really spoils money, I, play the stock from the beginning, fell lost money, afterward, I learned to short, the stock will rise I also to lose money, I played the option to go afterward, no matter the stock rose or falls me to lose money. Then I thought that this thing is not good, changes to make the stock...... humph, was then fierce!” 许青抽了一大口烟,沧桑道:“真是糟蹋钱,我一开始吧,就玩股票,跌了就赔钱,后来呢,我学会做空了,股票涨我也会赔钱,再后来我玩期权去了,股票不管涨还是跌我都赔钱。然后我觉得这东西不行,改弄期货……嚯,这下厉害了!” Gained in a big way?” “赚大了?” In the evening sleeps can also lose money.” “晚上睡觉也能赔钱。” Goes your, engaged in the crosstalk with me you?” Uncle Zhao scolded one. “去你的,和我说相声呢你?”赵叔骂了一句。 Ha, this thing is the gambling, the luck is very bad.” “哈哈哈,这东西就是赌,运气忒差。” Presses to extinguish the cigarette butt, Xu Qing turns the head to select the water, discovered that the insulated cup has not brought to come out. 把烟头按灭,许青转头想倒点水,才发现保温杯没带出来。 Bringing the cup is good to be familiar with, when thirsty when sipped one, multiple few, is not big to the burden of kidney, but can also maintain the moisture content frequently, is insufficient the air-drying to turn into the mummy suddenly. 带杯子是个好习惯,什么时候渴了什么时候抿一口,多次少量,对肾的负担也不大,还能时刻保持水分,不至于忽然风干变成木乃伊。 Regardless and turns into mummy's risk in the city in a big way, the expert has said that only then two possibilities, change, or invariable, this is respectively 50%, there are half of probabilities. 且不论在城市里变成木乃伊的风险有多大,专家早就说过,只有两个可能,变,或者不变,这就是各百分之五十,有一半的概率。 According to Murphy law, a matter , if there is possibility of pejoration...... 根据墨菲定律来说,一件事如果有变坏的可能…… In summary, goes out does not bring the insulated cup to turn into the mummy. 综上所述,出门不带保温杯就会变成木乃伊。 Xu Qing does not want to turn into the mummy, he looks that Uncle Zhao drinks water deliciously, changes the matter of body to be somewhat anxious to oneself, then only sat a while, goes back in the family/home to look for own cup to drink water. 许青不想变成木乃伊,他看着赵叔美滋滋喝水,就对自己变身的事有些焦虑,然后只坐了一会儿,就回去家里找自己的杯子喝水。 Jiang He is still using finger/refers of Zen to type with effort, sees him to come in only to lean to look at one , to continue to try hard the thing that revises itself to write. 姜禾依然在用一指禅费力打字,见他进来只侧头看一眼,继续努力修改自己写的东西。 What are you writing?” “你在写什么?” „The self- training of Tang Dynasty person “唐朝人的自我修养” „...... Fierce.” “……厉害。” Xu Qing sets upright a thumb, holds the drinking glass to collect, Jiang He had not finished, the direct minimum did not look to him, he has to turn around to go out , to continue to chat with Uncle Zhao. 许青竖个大拇指,捧着水杯凑过来,姜禾还没写完,直接点个最小化不给他看,他只好转身出门,继续出去和赵叔唠嗑。 Day over the past week. 日子过去一周。 When the express telephone resounds, when Jiang He heartbeat fierce speeding up, is different from that day went out the mood, now this is succeeds in obtaining truly. 当快递电话响起时,姜禾心跳猛的加快,不同于那天出门时的心情,现在这是真真正正到手。 Took 30 days later passes to take, can reduce to ten days in urgently mails, always stingy she chose the mail at that time without hesitation. 原本需要三十天之后过去拿,加急可以缩短到十天内邮寄,一向抠门的她当时毫不犹豫选择邮寄。 Arrived?” Xu Qing is also excited, the care is chaotic, at their care degrees, so long as a day has not pinched in the hand, finally the one breath cannot fall. “到了?”许青也兴奋起来,关心则乱,以他们的关心程度,只要一天没捏在手里,最后一口气就一直落不下去。 I take!” “我去拿!” Jiang He slightly runs going out, Xu Qing is thinking that with, has not looked at Jiang He to run in the window, the short moment runs. 姜禾小跑着出门,许青想了想没有跟上去,在窗口看着姜禾跑出去,短短片刻又跑回来。 The fastening gate, she deeply inspires, rips open the kraft paper bag, sees inside light card, on two characters has caressed from Jiang He with the finger. 关紧门,她深吸口气,撕开牛皮纸袋子,看到里面薄薄的卡片,拿手指从‘姜禾’两个字上面抚过。 First time the time of submitting various types of materials is still wearing the shirt, now is in the winter. 第一次提交各种资料的时候还在穿着衬衫,现在已是冬天。 Pats is very attractive.” Xu Qing looks that her picture smiles. “拍的挺漂亮。”许青看着她的照片笑。 I...... am Jiang He, the citizen id number......” the Jiang He facial features bend gradually. “我……是姜禾,公民身份证号……”姜禾眉眼渐渐弯起来。 Its significance, incessantly is the proof of modern people. 它的意义,不止是现代人的证明。 She can not need completely to depend upon Xu Qing, to depend upon others again, after this, hugely big, where goes. 她可以不用再完全依靠许青、依靠别人,从此之后,天大地大,哪里都去得。 I should say that does congratulate?” “我该说个恭喜吗?” Before Xu Qing helps she pulls up the volume, send broken, is somewhat sigh with emotion, this little old woman, starts really to mix in the modern society now. 许青帮她撩一下额前碎发,有些感慨,这小老太太,现在开始真的混入现代社会了。 So long as Jiang He do not expose, anybody does not have the means to reveal her status. 只要姜禾自己不暴露,任何人都没办法揭穿她的身份。 Xu Qing, thank you.” Jiang He stands on tiptoes to start, kisses/intimate his lip. 许青,谢谢你。”姜禾踮起脚,亲他嘴唇一下。 Yourself try hard.” “你自己努力的。” Good that Teacher permits teaches.” “许老师教的好。” With looks at for quite a while in the hand, she takes in the wallet that light card carefully, forces in the wallet the small good-for-nothing package again, an adept racket racket. 拿在手里看半天,她小心地把那薄薄卡片收进钱包,再把钱包塞进小熊包包里,拿手拍一拍。 I, Jiang He, modern scholar!” “我,姜禾,现代读书人!” ( This volume ends) (本卷完)
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