Bang! 砰！ A dull thumping sound. 一声闷响。 Xu Qing suspected that Jiang He this fellow has practiced the iron first-class honor, hitting his chest is painful, she and bystander are the same, the forehead red is not red, but puts out a hand to stroke the volume hair silk, seems crosses nothing happened. 许青怀疑姜禾这家伙练过铁头功,撞得他胸口生疼,偏偏她和没事人一样,额头连红都不红,只是伸手拂一下额头发丝,好似什么都没发生过。 „Before I hit your, you hurt for several days, now can't?” Jiang He proves own words with practical action. “之前我这么撞你一下,你疼好几天,现在是不是不会了？”姜禾用实际行动来证明自己的话。 „......” “……” The Xu Qing silent moment, starts to speak but hesitates, thinks can only nod. 许青沉默片刻,欲言又止,想了一下只能点点头。 Cannot tell Jiang He to say before , was hit had not actually hurt too day, is aiya aiya wants to make Jiang He that he installs help rub. 总不能告诉姜禾说之前被撞了其实也没疼太多天,是他装的哎呀哎呀想让姜禾帮忙揉一下。 After all the heroine small advantage does not occupy does not occupy white/in vain. 毕竟女侠的便宜不占白不占。 Keeps a heroine person to read at home, Xu Qing copies the pocket to go out, outside is sunny, according to is warm on the body, is not scorching. 留女侠一个人在家里看书,许青抄着兜出门,外面阳光明媚,照在身上暖暖的,一点都不灼人。 Cheng Yulan is swinging significantly the both arms, suspends while leisure walking, probably is practicing any strange gymnastic exercises. 程玉兰大幅度摆动着双臂,一边摆一边慢悠悠的走,像是在练什么奇怪的健身操。 „Is aunt this goes?” “婶儿这是去哪儿？” „Moves.” “活动活动。” Xu Qing nods. 许青点点头。 Really, is comes out to transfer the revolutions, but the both legs activity is insufficient, both hands must cause the vigor swayed. 果然,就是出来转转,只不过双腿活动还不够,双手也要使劲儿摆。 Last year present, heroine plays the role of the ghost to come probably scary, Cheng Yulan one group of people bound him to look at the monitoring together, the thoughts of originally also a little watching the fun, looked finally in the past, was the house of family/home collapsed that feeling. 去年的现在,好像是女侠扮鬼吓人来着,程玉兰一群人裹着他一起去看监控,本来还有点看热闹的心思,结果过去一看,是自己家的房子塌了那种感觉。 Jiang He did not make the monster, asked Mage to read several incantations, that matter got down slowly pale, usually no longer raised, only said occasionally, treated as the fantastic story to raise a mouth. 姜禾不作妖了,也请了个法师念了几句咒,那事就慢慢淡下去了,平时不再提起,只偶尔说起来,当作奇闻来提一嘴。 „Jiang He said that the recent supermarket rarely discounted, the circular cannot see several......” “姜禾说最近超市都很少打折了,传单都见不到几个……” „Which, is many!” Cheng Yulan one hear of this came the spirit, „next time I lead her!” “哪啊,还是很多的！”程玉兰一听这个来精神了,“下次我带着她！” „Haha, is Aunt Cheng you are fierce.” Xu Qing was happy, copies the pocket to walk slowly in the one side. “哈哈,还是程婶儿你厉害。”许青乐了,抄着兜慢悠悠走在一旁。 „Little miss not that anything, like me on this day day idle.” “小姑娘没那个什么,像我这天天闲的。” „Is, little miss.” “是是,小姑娘。” „This temper is rare.” “这性子少见啊。” „Plans to get married, the marriage results in the preparation room preparation car(riage), a province point is.” “准备结婚,结婚得准备房准备车,省一点是一点。” „Yo, did this start to get ready?” Cheng Yulan asked. “呦,这就开始准备了？”程玉兰问。 „Yes, prepared, how long this lived together......” “是啊,准备了,这都住一起多久了……” „Makes your father buy, your youngster can accumulate several money.” “让你爸买,你们小年轻能攒几个钱。” „We should the province also probably save, was not just the love being in love period, all day there here plays plays, passed on the peaceful life early, she is pondering over careful planning daily.” “我们该省也得省啊,又不是刚恋爱的热恋期,整天这儿玩那儿玩,早都过上安稳日子了,她天天琢磨着精打细算。” They are discussing with pauses, Cheng Yulan is looking up the distant place control breath rhythm deeply shouted attracts slowly. 俩人有一搭没一搭地唠着,程玉兰微抬着头看着远处控制呼吸节奏深呼慢吸。 She feels is also, this boy and girlfriend in together, will never have them to bid good-bye probably alarmingly, will not have that thought that sometimes will play mahjong or collects with the neighbor the Eight Trigrams (gossip) to raise together, guesses when they will marry, can emit a child to be flustered the office wedding suddenly, such Old Xu lost face. 她觉得也是,这小子和女朋友在一块儿,好像从来没让人担心过他们会分手,一点都没那种念头,有时候和街坊打麻将或者凑一块八卦提起来,都是猜他们啥时候结婚,会不会突然冒出个孩子再慌慌张张办婚礼,那样老许就丢人了。 Everyone is glad to see that very much. 大家还是很乐意看到那一幕的。 Not like the Eight Trigrams (gossip) others time ponders over the girlfriend boyfriends to be appropriate, when trades —— not to detect from the beginning, now thinks is very strange. 不像八卦别人的时候那样琢磨人家女朋友男朋友合不合适,什么时候换一个——一开始都没发觉,现在想想就很怪。 Ponders again, is actually not strange, others young lovers dress up are beautifully attired to flutter, either allows various aspects to be gaudy on the nail makeup, takes a look especially is fine, the good-looking man pretty girl, looks very beautiful, always makes people think that is not quite practical. 再细想一下,其实也不怪了,别人小情侣都打扮得花枝招展招展,要么就指甲妆容各方面花里胡哨的,一瞅就特精致,俊男靓女,看上去很美,却总让人觉得不太实际。 Where looks like these two goods, casual suite stall goods, take the insulated cup to loiter outside, occasionally sits there the entrance sunbathes, is narrowing the eye and they chats, another conducts the arm a shopping basket regularly, is choosy at the food market, sometimes also raises the fish that is fishing to go home, to the meals and snacks had the fragrance that explodes the small fish flutters in the corridor. 哪像这俩货,一个随便套件地摊货,拿着保温杯在外面逛荡一圈,偶尔坐在大门口那儿晒太阳,眯着眼睛和他们闲聊,另一个隔三岔五挎个菜篮,在菜市场挑挑拣拣,有时候还提着钓回来的鱼回家,到了饭点就有炸小鱼的香气飘在楼道里。 Regarding looking at youngster can become, Cheng Yulan feels or has the know-how, in the family/home passes on the lampblack food fragrant that type once for a while, proper compared with selects take-out daily or goes out to have the fast-food, probability big many that can become. 对于看小年轻的能不能成,程玉兰觉得还是有窍门的,家里时不时传出来油烟饭香那种,妥妥的比天天点外卖或出去吃快餐的,能成的概率大的多。 Jiang He seems like is also honest, clean, compared with and her that fishes together seemingly safe is not a tiny bit. 姜禾看起来也是个老实的,干干净净,比和她在一起钓鱼的那个看起来稳当的不是一点半点。 This boy vision...... 这小子眼光…… Cheng Yulan is taking a look at Xu Qing, shakes the head, is the luck. 程玉兰瞅着许青,啧啧摇了摇头,也是运气。 Hitting slightly thought that Xu Qing this fellow brain spirits, now looks truly is this. 打小就觉得许青这家伙脑子灵,现在看确实是这样。 Arrives at the entrance, just meets Gong Ping that comes back from outside, the line of sight from Xu Qing and Cheng Yulan has swept, she nods toward Xu Qing with a smile has greeted. 走到大门口,刚好遇见从外面回来的宫萍,视线从许青和程玉兰身上扫过,她笑着朝许青点了点头算是打过招呼。 Sunny and warm, noon of gentle breeze, two person wrong bodies. 阳光和煦,微风拂面的晌午,两个人错身而过。 Xu Qing then looks at one, what remembered is Jiang He to the video of playing a stringed musical instrument she looks. 许青回头望一眼,想起的是姜禾给她看的弹琴的视频。 Cannot look, this. 看不出来,还有这一手。 „Multi- movements, little smoke.” Cheng Yulan wields the both arms to make the health demonstration to Uncle Zhao, Xu Qing smiles, copies the pocket to leave. “多运动,少抽烟。”程玉兰挥着双臂给赵叔作养生示范,许青笑笑,抄着兜离开。 ...... …… In mid October, Qin Hao asked a mouth Jiang He matter, Xu Qing and he discussed that the preparation brings Jiang He to have a look in the past. 十月中旬,秦浩问了一嘴姜禾的事,许青和他商量一下,准备带姜禾过去看看。 In the evening endures very late, combs overall, confirmed has not omitted, Jiang He lay on the bed, had the faint trace to be anxious inexplicably. 晚上熬到很晚,把全盘梳理一遍,确认没有遗漏,姜禾躺在床上,莫名有丝丝紧张。 „Tomorrow can go?” “明天就要去吗？” „Must go to this, before prepared so many preventions accidentally/surprisingly on useless, has been very smooth, this is a good sign.” Xu Qing embraces her to comfort in a soft voice. “总要去这一遭的,之前准备了那么多预防意外的都没用上,一直很顺利,这是个好兆头。”许青揽着她轻声安慰。 The hand worms one's way into from the pajamas place, is caressing her waist, the smooth exquisite feel always touches insufficiently. 手从睡衣处钻进去,抚着她的腰肢,光滑细腻的手感总是摸不够。 Young girl's skin, is really very willowy. 年轻女孩的皮肤,实在是很有弹性。 Jiang He has not paid attention to his petty action, perhaps was be used to it, turned over on the bed, the side lay down is looking at the window curtains outline, in the head the train of thought flutters. 姜禾没理会他的小动作,也或许是习惯了,在床上翻个身,侧躺着看着窗帘轮廓,脑袋里思绪飘飞。 Truly made many preparations. 确实是做了很多准备。 However...... extant 13 million illegal residents, if so simple, how to possibly have so many? 但是……现存一千三百万黑户,如果这么简单的话,怎么可能会有那么多？ Said own worry, Jiang He leaned the head, continued saying: „It is not simple, yes?” 把自己的担心说出来,姜禾侧了侧头,继续道:“不简单的,是吧？” Xu Qing the moment, opened the mouth saying: „That only occupied probably...... 1%, if enlarges everyone the vision, is a very small proportion, the person were many to would all kinds of reasons, therefore, really did not need to be worried.” 许青顿了片刻,开口道:“那只占了大概……百分之一都不到,如果把眼光放大到所有人,是很小的一个比例,人多了总会有各种各样的原因,所以,真的不用担心。” „Right?” “是吗？” „Yes.” “是的。” „If the office did pound?” “如果办砸了呢？” „That...... thinks when the time comes again other means that can always be solved, you are not outside sneak across.” “那……到时候再想别的办法,总能解决的,你又不是外面偷渡回来的。” „I before 1000 sneaks across.” “我是从一千年前偷渡的。” „Grandma, do not want is too many, we sleep.” Xu Qing pulls her body, hugs is arching to close the eye. “老奶奶,别想太多了,咱们睡觉。”许青把她身子扳回来,抱着拱一下就闭上眼睛。 All also cannot know. 一切还未可知。 „If......” “要是……” „Don't, if, you did not sleep, I must drink the yogurt.” “别要是了,你再不睡觉,我就要喝酸奶了。” „......” “……” In the bedroom falls into peacefully. 卧室里陷入安静。 After the moment . 片刻后。 „I not sour......” “我才不酸……” Jiang He is mumbling, takes to put itself behind the arm of Xu Qing, the whole person sneaks in his arms. 姜禾嘟囔着,把许青的胳膊拿起来放到自己背后,整个人钻进他怀里。 A night does not have the words. 一夜无话。 The next day. 隔日。 Two people bring material —— actually also to have no material, even the identification does not have, account material that only then several pictures, Jiang He write. 两个人带着资料——其实也没什么资料,甚至连个身份证明都没有,只有几张照片,一张姜禾自己写的自述资料。 Sits to hire the back row together, Jiang He pinches the paper to record there, although thoroughly cooked in heart, even also thinks occasionally absent-minded oneself are has really roamed about, by this time still a little feared oneself recorded the branch. 一起坐上出租后排,姜禾捏着纸张在那儿记,尽管已经烂熟于心,甚至偶尔还会恍惚认为自己真的是流浪过的,到这时候依然有点怕自己记岔了。 Little old woman before 1200 years...... 一千二百年前的小老太太…… Thinks of here, the finger of Jiang He somewhat feels uncomfortable. 想到这里,姜禾的手指就有些发紧。 Luckily this is Jiangcheng, rather than Capital City, if in Capital City, she probably in any event is very difficult to hoodwink. 幸好这是江城,而不是京城,如果是在京城的话,她大概无论如何都很难蒙混过去。 „This second time was came, hasn't thought such quickly?” “这是第二次过来了,没想到这么快吧？” Gets out, Xu Qing smiles toward her, comes previous time time, because punched others, at that time Jiang He had no idea, Tang Dynasty person who anything does not understand. 下了车,许青朝她笑笑,上一次来的时候,还是因为揍了别人一顿,当时姜禾两眼一抹黑,还是什么都不懂的唐朝人。 Now she has been able to camouflage the modern people oneself. 现在她已经可以把自己伪装成现代人了。 According to then situation, punched that boy one instead to save others, without receiving thanks......, if did not give Jiang He to vent anger at the scene, perhaps the fellow goes out is tagged along after by Jiang He follows, a palm of the hand head patting. 按当时的情况,揍那小子一顿反而是救人,都没收到个感谢……要是不当场给姜禾出口气,说不定那家伙出了门就被姜禾尾随跟上,一巴掌把头给拍下来。 Should no one dare to sexually harass Jiang He in Tang Dynasty, she also not by this grievance. 在唐朝时应该没有人敢调戏姜禾,她还没受过这种委屈。 Even some words, the fate certainly is still very miserable, this is Li Bai has compared notes the female bandit, no matter really compared notes to be punched one by Li Bai bao, but has not died, was —— after all Li Bai who was worth showing off is also a ruthless stubble, daily is thinking ten steps killed a person of thousand li (500 km) not to keep the line. 就算有的话,下场也一定很惨,这是个和李白切磋过的女土匪,不管是真的切磋还是被李白暴揍了一顿而没死,都是值得夸耀的——毕竟李白也是个狠茬子,天天想着十步杀一人千里不留行。 Qin Hao in inside, said before, has not made them go to household register branch —— Jiang He this situation to result here to walk directly, braves three not to have the personnel bewilderedly, really deceived to her was managing, thinks not possibly to know. 秦浩在里面,之前说了,没有让他们直接去户籍科——姜禾这情况怎么也得过来这边走一趟,莫名其妙冒出来个三无人员,真给她糊弄着办了,想想都知道不可能。 „Can't I accompany?” Xu Qing asked. “我不能陪着啊？”许青问。 „Your what status?” “你什么身份？” „Guardian.” “监护人。” „Supervises a ghost, a while has the matter to be called you again.” “监个鬼,一会儿有事儿再叫你。” Jiang He went. 姜禾进去了。 Deeply inspires, graceful, not like initially first time appearance that comes time that in low spirits quail, she believes that she is modern people. 深吸了一口气,落落大方的,不像当初第一次来的时候那个闷头鹌鹑的样子,她相信自己就是个现代人。 Here processes, to anything result, takes that side household register Kuwait again, that side has greeted, will not push the hindrance to be perfunctory, then wants according to the normal procedure...... 把这边处理完,给个什么什么结果,再拿着去户籍科那边,那边已经打过招呼,不会推阻敷衍,接下来只要按正常程序…… Xu Qing looks at the ceiling, at heart calculating, is waiting for this matter to solve, no matter Jiang He wants to make anything to work, wants to go to school, or goes out the traveling, has a look at the beautiful country of the 21 st century, can implement. 许青看着天花板,心里盘算着,等这事解决,姜禾不管想做什么工作,还是想上学,又或者出门旅游,看看二十一世纪的大好河山,都可以去实行了。 A person holds a sword horizon is not good, brings money and ID card, the basic most places can. 一人仗剑走天涯不行,带着钱和身份证,基本大多数地方都能去了。 Even when place that the ancient times went to very much sadly, Lingnan anything, even went abroad, went the small day...... child to cross good island friend there to have a look at Mount Fuji to taste the sushi, was dressed as a woman to stroll brothel —— to stroll the brothel to seem like her desire to come. 甚至在古代时很难过去的地方,岭南什么的,甚至出国,去小日……子过得不错的岛国友人那里看看富士山尝尝寿司,男扮女装逛一下青楼——逛青楼好像是她的愿望来着。 Also can go...... to consider as finished to Maldives, Jiang He seems the river character to be poor, summer time wants to lead her to swim she to reject. 也可以去到马尔代夫……算了,姜禾好像水性不怎么好,夏天的时候想带她游泳她都拒绝。 Takes plane, gets warm the balloon, experiences the feeling of flying, these deposits that the steamboat, the glass plank road...... Jiang He save, can bring to make her go to scurry about everywhere, plays everywhere randomly, from ancient to present civilization achievement. 坐飞机,坐热气球,体验一下飞天的感觉,还有轮船,玻璃栈道……姜禾自己存的那些存款,都可以拿来让她去到处乱窜,到处乱玩,从古至今的文明成果。 Stood after 1000, looked at this world. 站在一千年后,看这个世界。 The ancient people...... Xu Qing had not forgotten own responsibility, he is only npc is coming, was responsible for in the ancient times player's new guidance, but made the little mistake, got so far as the bed to come up this stupid Jiang He, must become the wife. 古代人啊……许青一直没忘记自己的职责,他只是个npc来着,负责古代玩家的新手引导,只不过出了一点点差错,把这个蠢姜禾弄到床上去了,要当老婆。 Throughout the morning here in the past, middle Xu Qing went to supplement some, passed noon, matter came to the end, went out together. 一整个上午都在这边过去,中间许青进去补充一些,过了中午,事情才告一段落,一起出门。 Is silent the entrance, sits boards the taxi, no one has spoken, Jiang He is pinching the hand of Xu Qing, looking of tossing about. 沉默着到了门口,坐上出租车,谁都没说话,姜禾捏着许青的手,翻来覆去的瞧。 „What kind of?” Xu Qing cannot bear ask. “怎么样了？”许青忍不住开口问。 „Has not known.” “还不知道。” Jiang He shakes the head, „listened to them saying that must come several times.” 姜禾摇了摇头,“听他们说还要过来几次。” „, That is very smooth.” “哦,那就是挺顺利。” „Right?” “是吗？” „If asked you to leave not following, that ended.” “要是让你就这么走了没有后续,那就完了。” „Also yes......” Jiang He responded, the mood became happy. “也是哦……”姜禾反应过来,心情变得开心了点。 „What eats?” “吃什么？” „Eats...... the barbecue?” Xu Qing asked. “吃……烤肉？”许青问。 „Can go out to eat?” “要出去吃吗？” „Un, today does not prepare food, goes out to eat.” “嗯,今天不做饭了,出去吃。” Two people were very long have not come out to eat together, Jiang He did delicious is a reason, another was too lazy. 两个人很久没有一起出来吃过了,姜禾做得好吃是一个原因,另一个是太懒。 The dwelling was at home long, does not want to go out is too far, oneself do compared with going by car to go to outside barbecue grilled fish anything's convenience —— to be disinclined at noon, in the evening must broadcast the game. 宅在家里久了,就不想出去太远,自己做都比坐车去外面烤肉烤鱼什么的方便——中午懒得去,晚上还要播游戏。 Ate the barbecue together, Xu Qing also drank liquor, is pondering over the future plan. 一起吃了顿烤肉,许青还喝了一点酒,琢磨着今后的计划。 The cell phone resounds, he brings to have a look, is the Qin Hao round. 手机响起,他拿过来看看,是秦浩发的。 „Later wants the physical examination, possibly draws blood, will grip you with the needle, do not punch others.” “之后要体检,可能抽血,会用针头扎你,你不要揍人家。” Xu Qing exhorts ahead of time, Jiang He has not gone to the hospital, he feared that this fellow sees others to draw oneself blood, will have what ancient people's unique stupid misunderstanding, for example seizes the blood to continue the life, the blood is any Balla Balla. 许青提前嘱咐,姜禾还没去过医院,他怕这家伙看到人家抽自己血,会产生什么古代人特有的愚蠢的误会,比如夺血续命,血是什么什么巴拉巴拉的。 „Pulls out with the syringe?” The Jiang He expression concentrates. “拿针管抽吗？”姜禾表情一凝。 „You know the syringe, without is so fierce, a that type of lane big bag called to give blood, you most were pull out little, even only gripped, was used for of physical examination, wrote the letter written in blood more relaxed than your breaking by biting finger.” “你都知道针管啊,没那么厉害,那种弄一大袋子叫献血,你最多就是抽一点点,甚至只扎一下,用来体检的那种,比你们咬破手指写血书轻松多了。” „I the breaking by biting finger will not write the letter written in blood, that is the television performance.” “我才不会咬破手指写血书,那是电视上演的。” „.” “哦。” „You are the stupid that person, anything letter/believes the television, clear(ly) knows is false is also serious.” Jiang He with despising the look visits him. “你才是愚蠢的那个人,什么都信电视,明知道是假的还当回事。”姜禾用鄙视的眼神看着他。 „The receive information biggest origin was a television, this has become the subconscious concept, cannot blame me, modern people this.” Xu Qing thought that the pot in oneself, does not see the ancient people everybody like this, even some people thought that the ancient people speak daily daily are affected over-literary style such WenZou Zou. “接收信息最大的来源就是电视了,这已经成了下意识的观念,又不能怪我,现代人都这样。”许青觉得锅不在自己,看到古代人谁都会这样,甚至有人觉得古代人天天日常说话都是之乎者也那样文邹邹的。 „Therefore the modern people are stupid.” “所以现代人都是愚蠢的。” Jiang He draws a conclusion. 姜禾下了结论。 „Before you spoke this saying, can first pat the conscience?” Xu Qing thought that these words saying from the Jiang He mouth exceptionally are out of sorts. “你说这话前能不能先摸摸良心？”许青觉得这句话从姜禾嘴里说出来异常违和。 „I do not have the conscience.” Jiang He said. “我没有良心。”姜禾说。 „No? I pat look......” “没有？我摸摸看……” „......” “……” „!” “啊！” Some person battle efficiencies could not have compared a chicken, likes looking for a job, Jiang He has the reason to suspect that he is in the legend forms a mutual financing association very joyful that physique. 有些人战斗力还比不上一只鸡,偏偏喜欢找事,姜禾有理由怀疑他就是传说中被打会非常快乐的那种体质。 Too fearful...... 太可怕了…… Jiang He hurries to loosen the hand, scratches two on the clothes, looks at him while moves the footsteps toward the computer that side, preventing him to give a pretext with anything again makes her hit one to obtain joyfully by this, goes round the sofa to sit to own throne on, searches the physical examination flow. 姜禾赶紧松开手,在衣服上擦两下,一边看他一边往电脑那边挪动脚步,防止他再用什么借口让她打一顿以此获得快乐,绕开沙发坐到自己的宝座上,搜索体检流程。 If all the matters of not too understanding want the means to understand, this called to know oneself and other side, is undefeated in many battles. 所有不太了解的事都要想办法了解一下,这叫知己知彼,百战不殆。 Detail decision success or failure. 细节决定成败。 She was more intelligent than Xu Qing. 她比许青聪明多了。 Xu Qing lies down after the sofa the arm pad to the brain, enjoys the afternoon peace, a little wants to sleep. 许青躺在沙发上把胳膊垫到脑后,享受午后的安静,有点想睡觉。 „Won't your internal strength be examined by the physical examination?” He asked suddenly. “你的内功不会被体检检测出来吧？”他忽然问。 „I cannot that.” “我不会那个。” „That other...... your physique anything, I always thought that you and I are not quite same.” “那其他的……你的体质什么的,我总觉得你和我不太一样。” „Kicks that peaceful leg physical examination of tree to be able with the normal person to be different from the foot?” Jiang He asked back. “用脚踢断树的那个泰腿体检会和正常人不一样吗？”姜禾反问。 „~” “哦~” Xu Qing felt relieved. 许青放心了。 „Right, that was called the peaceful fist, although used the leg and elbow frequently, but it called the fist.” “对了,那个叫泰拳,虽然经常用腿和手肘,但它还是叫拳。”