MWCTYA :: Volume #3

#236: Far away from restroom


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Perhaps possibly is previous previous time wuxia complains is too steady is too ruthless, many people when seeing the play first thought of the Xu Qing azure Sir, even also the private letter message makes him hurry new an issue. 也许可能是上次上次的武侠吐槽实在太稳太狠,很多人在看到剧时第一时间就想到了许青的青大人,甚至还私信留言让他赶紧出新一期。 However day of that's all, broadcast has achieved 300,000, the commentary area became the battlefield. 不过一天而已,播放量已经达到三十万,评论区成了战场。 Has to blow the special effect, has to blow the fitting original works, has to blow the positive synergy, even there are to blow the performing skill...... 有吹特效的,有吹贴合原著的,有吹正能量的,甚至有吹演技的…… Xu Qing does not understand that these people had not looked his video starts to wash really remembers, be only seven seconds, bit by bit broke off obviously all-around each on the one hand could not bear spit, the energy where these people came continued to blow. 许青不明白这些人是没看他的视频就开始洗还是真的记忆只有七秒,明明全方位一点一点掰开了每一方面都忍不住吐了一把,这些人哪来的底气继续吹。 Therefore commented the area to present the marvelous sight, comment that each blew the play commented the following counter-attack the opinion of the Xu Qing video picking, then a large crowd formation duplication turned into the azure Sir reread machine. 于是评论区就出现了奇观,每一条吹剧的评评论下面的回击都是从许青视频里摘出来的言论,然后一大群人队形复制变成青大人复读机。 This very fitting original works, the original works are such Balla Balla......” “这很贴合原著啊,原著就是这样巴拉巴拉……” " An eight -year-old boy of 30 -year-old semblance ahead of time entered the stage big spider frightens, when the ground shrieks and howls wildly to shout that do not eat my me is not delicious this matter actually to be said the fitting original works please ask you watch the play first checked the brain to the restroom...... " X99...... 「一个三十岁外表的八岁男孩被提前出场的大蜘蛛吓得在地上鬼哭狼嚎大喊‘不要吃我我不好吃’这种事竟然被说贴合原著请问你们看剧的时候是把脑子先寄存到厕所了吗……」X99…… Positive synergy, the soul beast is not cruel enough to kill Balla Balla......” “多正能量,连魂兽都不忍心杀巴拉巴拉……” " The second volume said does not kill then the fourth volume to be asked that if the soul beast has not provoked your you also to kill it one second turns hostile I not to kill, but others do that please ask how protagonist you are in two volumes turns into the most repugnant person...... " X99...... 「第二集说了不杀然后第四集被问起来如果魂兽没有招惹你你还要杀它吗一秒变脸‘我也不愿意杀的啊,可是别人都这么做’请问主角你是怎么在两集之内变成自己最讨厌的人的……」X99…… ...... …… Praising to the heavens. 叹为观止。 So uniform, Xu Qing was startled. 如此整齐划一,许青都惊了。 Possibly in booth matter, but...... teammate many. 可能摊上事了,但……队友好多。 Certain trumpets can taking the pass/test say and disinvest equally aggressively, makes him broaden the outlook. 某些小号能把取关说得和撤资一样霸气,也让他大开眼界。 „But how have the fans rubbed to rise upward?” Turned a commentary area casually, Xu Qing could not bear scratch the head. “可是粉丝怎么一直蹭蹭蹭往上涨呢?”随便翻了一下评论区,许青忍不住搔头。 What is most unexpected, he was also many a label. 最出乎意料的是,他又多了一个标签。 After the hand rubs the armor, when the practicing martial art expert, took after by the girlfriend the leather belt pulls out wait/etc , many were boring teases the maggot in the restroom...... 继手搓盔甲,习武达人,被女朋友拿皮带抽等等之后,又多了一个无聊时在厕所逗蛆…… Although most audience know the restroom that he said which is, what the maggot is, but doesn't listen, where teases maggot to have in some latrine pit in the true restroom teases the true maggot to be interesting? 虽然大部分观众都知道他说的厕所是哪,蛆是什么,但就是不听不听,在某粪坑逗蛆哪有在真正的厕所逗真正的蛆有意思? Was scolded?” Jiang He manipulates own big long sword to collect to have a look, somewhat takes pleasure in others' misfortunes. “被骂了吧?”姜禾摆弄着自己的大长剑凑过来看看,有些幸灾乐祸。 Originally wants to be worried about, but looks at a Xu Qing not caring at all appearance, she knows this in Xu Qing is expected. 本来是想担心一下的,但看许青一副毫不在意的样子,她就知道这都在许青的预料之中。 Since has cracked a joke...... is the UP lord scolded are few? 开玩笑……做up主以来被骂的还少了? No powerful psychology, but also makes what internet to be related, finds the way to test the teacher card to go as early as possible, when the teacher finished up, Xu Qing understands when going to college, this world does not divide every so often to wrong, only then standpoint. 没有一个强大的心理,还做什么网络相关,趁早想办法考个教师证去当老师就完事了,许青在上大学时就明白,这个世界很多时候不分对错,只有立场。 Under Sun does not have something new, actually the history in the samsara, you many people have been ignorant at that time, what studying is a small number of people, is no different at the present, but the whole raises that's all, intelligent is still intelligent, stupid is still stupid.” “太阳底下没有新鲜事,其实历史一直在轮回,你们那时候很多人愚昧,读书的是少数人,在现在没什么不一样,只是整体拔高而已,聪明的依然聪明,蠢的依然蠢。” Xu Qing is turning the private letter conveniently, looked that inside spurts his and supports his, the innermost feelings do not have the billows without the wave, he makes matter that's all that oneself want to make, your live broadcast and I also calculate half peer, may face this situation, is mentally prepared, if some people looked that you are not pleasing to the eyes buy the sailors to spurt you, you can bear?” 许青随手翻着私信,看里面喷他的和支持他的,内心无波无澜,他只是做了自己想做的事而已,“你的直播和我也算半个同行,也有可能面对这种情况,做好心理准备,如果有人看你不顺眼买水军喷你,你能受得了吗?” „Can I also?” Jiang He took the big sword to be shocked. “我也会?”姜禾拿着大剑愣住了。 She thinks that scene, shakes the head fiercely, how possible, I hit game that's all.” 她想了想那种场面,猛地摇头,“怎么可能,我就打个游戏而已。” „Do you know the literary inquisition?” “你知道文字狱吗?” „......” “……” Jiang He is looking at Xu Qing slantingly, Xu Qing looks up her, after the moment, shakes the head smiles: Teases your, ha-ha you.” 姜禾斜瞄着许青,许青抬头看着她,片刻后摇头一笑:“逗你的,吓吓你。” Snort......” Jiang He low snort/hum, holds the sword to turn around to continue to manipulate. “哼……”姜禾低低哼了一声,抱着剑转身继续摆弄。 Really occurrence that matter also has you in any case.” She mumbled low voice, then smiled. “反正真的发生那种事也有你。”她小声嘟囔,接着笑起来。 Right, has Xu Qing, what fears? 对嘛,有许青在,怕什么? I went out, you were careful that the point do not cut the chair badly.” Xu Qing switches off the computer, sets out to install the cell phone key injunction to say. “我出去了,你小心点别把椅子砍坏。”许青关掉电脑,起身装起手机钥匙嘱咐道。 You think that I am you?” “你以为我是你啊?” On the stool also by sword of Xu Qing with the trace that cuts, will put on too thinly a little will also press the buttocks, she never sat, Xu Qing who Xu Qing cut sat. 凳子上还有一条被许青拿剑砍出来的痕迹,穿太薄了还会有点硌屁股,她从来不坐,许青砍出来的许青自己去坐。 When Xu Qing goes out, Jiang He played a while big sword, installs its sheath, then puts by the chain armor of hovel to stand, withdraws several steps to photograph, turns around the living room. 等到许青出门,姜禾玩了一会儿大剑,把它的鞘装好,然后放到杂物间的锁子甲旁边立起来,退后几步拍张照,转身出来客厅。 Facing computer hesitant a while, Jiang He has not gone to play the game, takes the book to start to study from the tea table. 面对电脑犹豫一会儿,姜禾没有去玩游戏,从茶几下面拿出来书开始学习。 A person has not planned to go out in Jiang He of home, the body is Xu Qing does not know when bought the suspenders long skirt that forces in the closet, the clear shoulder and fine collar bone expose appropriately, before putting, she will definitely not put on, now actually very natural wear walks in the room everywhere. 一个人在家的姜禾没有打算出门,身上是许青不知道什么时候买了塞进衣柜的吊带长裙,圆润的肩膀和精致的锁骨都恰如其分地展露出来,放以前她肯定不会穿的,现在却很自然的穿着在房间到处走。 Bought did not put on the waste, at home when occasionally the pajamas put on also...... 买了不穿浪费,在家偶尔当睡衣穿还可以…… Sits bends down to read on the sofa, waist curve very perfect shows, Jiang He lowers the head to take a look, can look from the neckband, she puts out a hand to cover, loosens again, covers again. 坐在沙发上俯身看书,腰肢曲线都很完美的展现出来,姜禾低头瞧瞧,从领口能一眼望进里面,她伸手捂一下,再松开,再捂一下。 Xu Qing this anomaly, does not know that took her many advantage. 许青这个变态,不知道占了她多少便宜。 How some people will wear this type of clothes to go out to stroll randomly, really cannot think through, if there is a matter to need to squat down or bend the waist —— that to rather be dead. 怎么会有人穿这种衣服出去乱逛啊,真是想不通,万一有事需要蹲下或者弯腰——那不如死了算了。 Only can at home, when the home clothing/taking puts on, Jiang He got down the decision, takes the ball pen ka to press several, the eye transfers to that side the bedroom gate from the books, knits the brows gently. 只能在家当居家服穿,姜禾下了决定,拿着圆珠笔咔嗒咔嗒按几下,眼睛从书本移到卧室门那边,轻轻皱眉。 If wears that long sock...... 要是穿上那个长长的袜子…… ...... …… Xu Qing takes the cell phone to manipulate on the public transportation, ding-dong receives a Jiang He round of message, after selecting, is her selfie. 许青在公交车上拿着手机摆弄,叮咚一声收到姜禾发的消息,点开后是她的自拍。 A long skirt, stands before the mirror unemotionally, is close to the whole body photo to the calf from the beginning. 一身长裙,面无表情地站在镜子前,从头到小腿接近全身照。 „?” “?” He sends a question mark, just went out, how to send the selfie now? 他发过去一个问号,刚刚才出门,怎么现在发自拍? heroine this is thinking anything. 女侠这是在想啥。 " Did you look? " A Jiang He round of news asked. 「你看了没?」姜禾发消息问。 Xu Qing: " I was not blind, select to see. " 许青:「我又不瞎,点进来就看到了。」 " That is good " 「那就好」 Xu Qing: " ?? " 许青:「??」 Good what? 好什么? Bewildered! 莫名其妙啊! ...... …… In family/home. 家里。 Jiang He takes the index finger to poke the screen on the sofa supinely, cannot bear hehehe smile. 姜禾仰在沙发上拿食指戳着屏幕,忍不住嘿嘿嘿笑起来。 On the leg that curls upwards is the mild-mannered thin slippery silk stockings, from raising the skirt to the toe, the entire leg was wrapped the perfect curve, exudes gloss that the black is attracting. 翘起来的腿上是柔顺细滑的丝袜,从掀起来的裙角一直到脚趾,整条腿被包裹出完美的曲线,泛着黑色魅惑的光泽。 She elongated the arm to pinch two on oneself foot, was very satisfied with this clothes. 她伸长了胳膊在自己脚上捏两下,对这个衣服很满意。 Xu Qing has wanted to make her put on, she put on, Xu Qing also wants to look, now also looks......, although is away from the skirt. 许青一直想让她穿,她穿了,许青还想看,现在也看了……虽然是隔着裙子。 However that does not close her matter, looked to him in any case. 不过那不关她的事,反正是给他看了。 Jiang He now is very satisfied, the stamp the cell phone to Xu Qing head picture 0.2, was patting his dog head, then turns over/stands up to sit, puts out a hand to take off the sock. 姜禾现在很满足,戳戳手机对着许青头像点两下,拍了拍他的狗头,接着翻身坐起来,伸手脱袜子。 Played enough to take off, she ka ka slipped off from the leg the silk stockings, restored two young and tender little white legs, then hid them under the skirt, sat cross-legged to bend down to take the ball pen, prepared to study. 玩够了该脱下来了,她咔咔把丝袜从腿上褪下,又恢复成两条嫩生生的小白腿,然后把它们藏在裙子下,盘腿俯身重新拿起圆珠笔,准备学习。 She decides to secretly diligently, then shocking Xu Qing. 她决定要偷偷努力,然后惊艳许青
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