Complained also has tasteful, did not select problem Balla Balla casually, that did not call to complain, that called pure venting grievances, with drew passer-by armor to ask him saying that casually the good and bad points were no different. 吐槽也是有讲究的,不是随便挑个毛病巴拉巴拉,那不叫吐槽,那叫单纯的发泄不满,和随便拉过一个路人甲叫他说说优缺点没什么不同。 As an occupation UP lord, naturally must display specialized, Xu Qing is very specialized, fully realized that complained art one quickly, accurate and ruthless: 作为一个职业up主,自然要表现出专业,许青就很专业,深知吐槽讲究一个快、准、狠: Quickly, is the language is fast, cannot a character character like the illustration find fault sluggishly, enunciated quick at the same time wants the enunciation to be clear, a full feeling. 快,是语速快,不能像解说一样慢吞吞地一字一字挑毛病,吐字快的同时还要口齿清晰,给人一种酣畅淋漓的感觉。 Is spits, cannot dig up the egg to select the bone, digs up the place where drawing cannot tolerate to spurt casually blindly, but must be well-founded, can stand firmly. 准,是吐得准,不能扒着鸡蛋挑骨头,随便扒拉哪里看不过眼的地方瞎喷,而是要有理有据,站得住脚。 Ruthless, is the key that complained, if were not ruthless, could not manifest the rottenness of manufacturing in a rough way, did not have the means to display own feeling. 狠,就是吐槽的关键之处,如果不狠,体现不了粗制滥造的烂,也没办法表现出自己的感受。 As film and television UP, helping the audience pick up the attractive play, the mine clearance assembly line rotten product, is the duty is the responsibility is also. 作为一个影视up,帮观众挑出好看的剧,排雷流水线烂产品,是本分也是职责所在。 Helps be also expressed the disaffection of innermost feelings by the glossary deficient little friend numerously disgustingly, is a responsibility. 帮众多被恶心过却又词汇匮乏的小伙伴表达出内心的不满,也是其中一个职责。 Cannot others feed the excrement, the audience can only honest then, this is unfair to the person who laborious works attentively, will gradually produce the bad money to drive out the good money the trend, Xu Qing is not willing to see that occurrence, that is the thing that he likes, this market can sink, but cannot be getting more and more excessive. 不能别人喂屎,观众就只能老实接着,这对辛辛苦苦用心做事的人不公平,也会逐渐产生劣币驱除良币的趋势,许青不愿看到那一幕的发生,那是他喜欢的东西,这个市场可以下沉,但绝不能越来越过分。 If the criticism is not free, then praised insignificantly. 若批评不自由,则赞美无意义。 Then he bang one jumped. 然后他砰一下跳起来了。 Must some people stand. 总要有人站出来。 „‚I was about to grow up’...... quoted such and such a few words, a car(riage) had/left the accident to fall in the ditch, but also was not one's turn identifies the issue of rain wash, this special meow was the director and screenwriter scarlet fruits in the insult person intelligence quotient, actually had a look is where sacred ——” “‘我快长大了’……引用某某一句话,一辆车出事故掉沟里,还轮不到找雨刷器的问题,这特么喵就是导演和编剧赤果果在侮辱人智商,看看究竟是何方神圣——” „Jokes aside, before this let I had for the second time brushed the play, first look at the custom that the screenwriter removed mines, destroys what thing that my youth...... changed?” “说真的,这让我第二次有了刷剧前先看编剧排雷的习惯,毁了我的青春……改的什么玩意？” „......” “……” Jiang He supports the chin adeptly, the thumb is pressing on the ball pen, an eye often looks toward Xu Qing that side, the Xu Qing point of this appearance does not have usually in careless, very earnest appearance. 姜禾拿手撑着下巴,拇指在圆珠笔上按来按去,一双眼睛不时往许青那边看去,这个模样的许青一点都没有平日里的吊儿郎当,很认真的样子。 Arrived his professional field, like her in practicing martial art. 到了他的专业领域,就像她在习武的时候一样。 Xu Qing is truly angry, this is the second time that he to a play so big complaint, when last time time that good mister, front part ready proper being all right, finally ending does not know that what's the matter, the show operates one after another, before for example , the girlfriend wedding, protagonist must deliver the shoes to others, the simp attribute displays the pinnacle, the bridegroom thousand against ten thousand against cannot defend, making the bride put on the shoes marriage that protagonist delivers...... 许青确实很愤怒,这是他第二次对一部剧如此大的怨念,上一次的时候还是那个好先生,前面部分妥妥的没事,最后结尾时不知道怎么回事,骚操作一套一套的,例如前女友婚礼,主角儿非要给人家送鞋,舔狗属性发挥到极致,新郎千防万防都没能防住,让新娘穿着主角送的鞋结婚…… Disgusting several days later, Xu Qing that several screenwriter lhasas to heiho, looked at that the play first takes a look at the list. 恶心了好几天之后,许青就把那几个编剧拉黑了,看剧先瞅瞅名单。 How this time does not need to cut, casual progress bar closing one's eyes editing can complain, Xu Qing ka ka ka proficiently does well, when chooses BGM to worry. 这次都不用怎么剪,随便拉一下进度条闭着眼剪辑一段都能吐槽,许青咔咔咔熟练弄好,在选择bgm的时候犯了难。 Really does not want to spoil the music. 实在不想糟蹋音乐。 „Completed?” “做好了吗？” Jiang He sees him to extract downward the earphone, makes noise to ask leisurely. 姜禾见他把耳机拔下来,悠悠出声问。 „Without is so quick.” “没那么快。” „You said are so ruthless, did not fear that others did scold you?” “你说这么狠,不怕别人骂你吗？” „I said fact that's all, like 11 = 2, if some people must bicker to say = 3, I will only think that he feels sorry.” “我只是说个事实而已,就像11=2,如果有人非要抬杠说,我只会觉得他可怜。” Xu Qing shakes the head, although artistic thing has various fondness respectively, but...... something, but also does not suffice on the category of art, it ready ready is one lump. 许青摇头,虽然艺术这东西各有各的喜好,但……有些东西,还够不上艺术的范畴,它妥妥就是一坨。 „ Some people watch the play are the happy comedies, this scolding I scolded, they have the right that they praised, I also had the right that I did not praise, this liked personally, looked respectively own was good, I respected them, not needing not to make everyone taste consistent. “有些人看剧是喜欢剧,这种骂我就骂了,他们有他们夸的权利,我也有我不夸的权利,这都是个人喜好,各看自己的就好了,我尊重他们,没必要非让所有人口味一致。 Also some people, like somebody, no matter this play how, so long as in any case has that person, praised on the doom, black talked into white, this is not the good or bad issue...... is guided to run everywhere, I felt really pitiful. ” 还有些人,是喜欢某个人,不管这剧怎么样,反正只要有那个人,就死命夸,黑的说成白的,这已经不是好坏问题了……被人引导着到处跑,我觉得是真的可怜。” He ignites the mouse at the same time, then has a look at Jiang He, said: „ Originally does not have the perfect work, anything some people are discontented, some people of wishes are turned by the thing that oneself like perfectly, person who not being able to allow a point other voice...... each play to have liking, this way to be casual what play is one percentage? 他一边点着鼠标,回头看看姜禾,道:“本来就没有完美的作品,任何东西都有人不满,偏偏有人想要让自己喜欢的东西变成完美,容不得一点别的声音……每部剧都有喜欢的人,这样下去岂不是随便什么剧都是一百分？ Therefore I make you study, so as to avoid which day turns into such shuts out by me. ” 所以我让你多读书,免得哪天变成那样子被我嫌弃。” „......” “呃……” „ Normal person looked that the play felt good that this person develops, will see to have a look next time again, developed was not good to abandon or holds one's nose to look, really liked on and other that this person develops develop next good. “正常人看剧是觉得这个人演的不错,下次再看见这个人演的会再看看,演的不好就弃了或者捏鼻子看完,真喜欢就等他下一部演的好的。 Some people...... cough, I am staring in any case, you must have that symptom, I put on the armor you according to lesson ruthlessly on the bed. ” 有些人吧……咳,反正我盯着呢,你要有那种苗头,我就穿着盔甲把你按在床上狠狠的教训一顿。” „You wear the armor unable to hold down I.” Jiang He raises the fist to shake toward him. “你穿着盔甲也按不住我。”姜禾举起拳头朝他晃晃。 Presumptuously thinks to put on his chain armor to hold down unexpectedly oneself? 竟然妄想穿着他那锁子甲就按住自己？ Snort...... 哼…… „A your fist I possibly died.” Xu Qing said. “你一拳我可能就死了。”许青道。 „Knows well.” “知道就好。” „Therefore, you will kill me?” “所以啊,你会把我打死吗？” „......” “……” On the Jiang He head emits a question mark slowly. 姜禾脑袋上缓缓冒出一个问号。 Xu Qing came the interest suddenly, „does my a while wear the armor to try? I do not believe you to kill me.” 许青忽然来了兴趣,“我一会儿穿上盔甲试试？我不信你会打死我。” „But I will revolt ruthlessly.” “但我会狠狠反抗。” „Anticipates very much......” “很期待……” Xu Qing is speaking to set out, wants to go to the hovel to do some exciting matters with the armor that oneself hand rubs evidently. 许青说着话起身,看样子是想去杂物间拿自己手搓出来的盔甲做些刺激的事。 Jiang He at heart one startled, but also really does not know what to do, if he must do should, wore the armor lightly not to hit painful, heavy...... likely injured him. 姜禾心里一惊,还真不知道如果他要作死该怎么办,穿着盔甲轻了打不痛,重了……很可能打伤他。 „Xu Qing!” “许青！” She called out loudly. 她大声叫道。 „Un?” “嗯？” „Do you dare?!” “你敢？！” „I......” Xu Qing rubbed the nose, sees startled in her eye, could not bear smile. “我……”许青揉了揉鼻子,见到她眼睛里的惊慌,忍不住笑了。 This girls looked at anything, where wants to go...... 这妮子都看了些什么,想哪去了…… Jiang He saw that his smiling is more vigilant, has long known, some where people are all right to pinch a armor to put idly were looking, definitely has the plot, practices martial art inadequately, draws support from the external force? 姜禾看到他的笑更警惕,早就知道,哪有人闲的没事捏个盔甲来放着看,肯定是有阴谋的,习武不成,就借助外力？ „Foot, the foot...... takes to you are using.” She lowers the head, takes from the knee of sitting cross-legged the foot foot. “脚,脚……给你拿着用吧。”她低下头,把脚脚从盘腿的膝下拿出来。 „Your this ‚with’ said......” “你这个‘用’说得……” The Xu Qing expression becomes very complex, his anything has not really thought, tries to hold down Jiang He that's all. 许青表情变得很复杂,他真的什么也没想,就试试能不能按住姜禾而已。 After all Jiang He this small calf, the strength is very big. 毕竟姜禾这个小牛犊子,力气大得很。 Jiang He catches the eye to look at him secretly, Baidu, the man has just been in heat secretly to be unhealthy. 姜禾偷偷抬眼瞄他,刚刚偷偷百度了,男人一直发情会对身体不好。 How can not only does not use before getting married the illicit intercourse, does not need to make Xu Qing daily at sixes and sevens, she pondered for quite a while, finally wants to come out such perfect means that Jiang He felt oneself were too intelligent. 怎样能既不用在成亲前私通,又不用让许青天天想乱七八糟的,她思考了半天,最后想出来这样一个完美的办法,姜禾觉得自己实在太聪明了。 Felt that Xu Qing sits to pinch own foot in the hand, Jiang He side looks to out of the window, bites the lip strong self-stabilization. 感觉到许青坐过来把自己的脚丫捏在手里,姜禾侧头看向窗外,咬咬嘴唇强自镇定。 „You blush!” “你脸红个屁啊！” Xu Qing looks at blushing of Jiang He root of the ear, ill-humored has taken the exercise book, „looks at the topic!” 许青看着姜禾耳根的红晕,没好气儿地拿过习题册,“看题！” Jiang He turns head shocking. 姜禾震惊地回头。 Why felt that his is probably more abnormal. 为什么感觉他这样好像更变态。 ...... …… Xu Wenbin peeped the work of Xu Qing almost to become the custom, each renewal must pursue, proper really loved the powder, but he himself did not acknowledge, must say was ‚has a look at this boy to make anything’. 许文斌偷看许青的工作已经差不多成了习惯,每更新必追,妥妥的真爱粉,但他自己不承认,非要说是‘看看这小子在做什么’。 The point opens the video of newly sending. 点开新发的视频。 „When is bored teases the maggot to play in the restroom......” “无聊时在厕所逗着蛆玩……” ?? ？？ He has a look at the shaddock in hand, full pellets...... 他看看手里的柚子,一颗一颗饱满的颗粒…… Did not have the appetite suddenly. 突然间没了胃口。