MWCTYA :: Volume #3

#213: additional two eggs


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Two people are furtive, looked has not done the good deed. 两个人贼头贼脑的,一看就没干好事。 Qin Hao gets angry, sneaky Xu Qing and Wang Zijun looked oneself were discovered has not hidden again. 秦浩黑着脸走过去,鬼鬼祟祟许青王子俊看自己被发现了也没再隐藏。 Surfer, is buying a bottle of water while convenient.” “上网,顺带着过来买瓶水。” „Does Internet cafe in the next door street, you come to here to buy?” “网吧在隔壁街,你们来这儿买?” Here small advantage, the Internet cafe wants the expensive/noble five hair.” Xu Qing seldom puts out a hand to gesticulate, appearance that a face plans carefully. “这里便宜啊,网吧要贵五毛。”许青煞有其事地伸出手比划,一脸精打细算的模样。 Right, two five hair are one.” The Wang Zijun crazy nod, twists off the water to drink one while convenient, seeing the Qin Hao look with looking at the fool is the same, transfers the tastes: Actually is recalls your, has a look at your heroic ruins......” “对对,两个五毛就是一块。”王子俊狂点头,顺便拧开水喝一口,见秦浩眼神和看傻子一样,转口道:“其实是过来缅怀你的,看看你的英勇遗址……” Cherishes the memory of an egg! I am also living!” “缅怀个蛋!我还活着呢!” Qin Hao chatty is not good, mother always one these two goods want the feeling of misdemeanor. 秦浩腻歪的不行,妈的总有一种这俩货要坏事的感觉。 He was not passed by here, bought a bottle of mineral water normally...... 他不就是路过这儿,买瓶矿泉水吗……多正常。 What having is good to peep? 有什么好偷看的? Goes to work to pull up the younger sister, can report him?” Xu Qing said suddenly. “上班撩妹,能不能举报他?”许青忽然道。 Who......” Qin Hao loudly shouts, then the sound fell eight, lowers the sound saying: Who pulled up the younger sister? Who pulled up the younger sister?!” “谁……”秦浩大喝一声,接着声音降了八个度,放低声音道:“谁撩妹了?谁撩妹了?!” Who?” “谁呢?” Moreover I have not gone to work, changes shifts is preparing to go back.” “况且我也没上班,调班正准备回去呢。” „......” “哦……” Three people are speaking pass through the alley, to the Qin Hao bursting oneself place, that night was too black, now does not remember the position, Qin Hao looked at for quite a while, delicious wishing one could meets one again, making him bellow not to move again! 三个人说着话又重新穿过小巷,到了秦浩的伤身地,那天晚上太黑,现在已经不太记得位置,秦浩瞧了半天,美滋滋的恨不得再遇到一个,让他再大吼一声别动! Is injured indifferently, is mainly energetic...... 受不受伤无所谓,主要是带劲…… Your that marriage what's the matter?” “你那结婚怎么回事啊?” By the pit, on the bosom that touched quietly a child, compels me to get married.” “被坑了,悄摸的怀上个孩子,来逼我结婚。” Morning matter, I was estimating long before you can this, say? Has said? Qingzi you remember that I have definitely said.” “早晚的事,很早以前我就估计着你得这样,说过没?说过没?青子你记得吧,我肯定说过。” Perhaps is your crow mouth evil.” “说不定就是你这乌鸦嘴害的。” Two who originally must access the net have not gone, three people carry the water to squat on the street serrated edge enjoy the cool air, back on the big tree, the surface toward the crossroad, is blowing the careful cool breeze. 本来要上网的俩人也没去,三个人拎着水蹲在马路牙子上乘凉,背靠大树,面朝路口,吹着细细的凉风。 Wang Zijun takes a look behind, sits, fishes out magnificent 0.1 from the pocket, is very disconsolate. 王子俊瞧瞧身后,一屁股坐下来,从兜里摸出华子点一根,就很惆怅。 He is so young, how can become the father? 他还这么年轻,咋就要当爹了? If wipes out...... especially, that is a child, it is estimated that must cast very big shadow, cannot pass at heart this ridge. 要是打掉……特么,那是个孩子,估计得留下很大阴影,心里过不去这个坎儿。 Child...... 孩子啊…… Wang Zijun pulls the hair, gives them the loose smoke, three people smoke like a chimney together. 王子俊抓抓头发,给他们散散烟,三个人一块儿吞云吐雾。 Qingzi you?” 青子你呢?” My what I?” “我什么我?” Right, your did not have the status, the illegal resident to come.” “哦对,你那个还没身份,黑户来着。” „......” “……” Haozi your how?” 耗子你这个怎么着呢?” What my, I passed by, buy a bottle of water......” “什么我这个,我就路过,买瓶水……” Talked nonsense, your family here on the way?” “扯淡,你家在这儿顺路?” Aiya,...... looks around on......” Qin Hao, feels also good, that anything......” “哎呀,就……就……”秦浩东张西望,“就觉得还行,那个什么呗……” Un, you are well aware, does not open, daily silly happiness, yes?” Xu Qing curls the lip, and elementary student, runs to ask a topic, taking advantage of the pen, is on vacation from school goes home together, what has to distinguish?” “嗯,你俩心知肚明,就是不挑开,天天傻呵呵的乐,是吧?”许青撇嘴,“和小学生似的,跑过去问个题,借个笔,放学一块回家,有什么区别?” Your registered permanent address how, the previous your father may come to ask me, your ginger...... the ginger...... you lives in the same place, what to do when the time comes on the bosom like him looked at you.” Qin Hao tears the topic, is not willing to say. “你那个户口怎么着的,上次你爸可过来问我了,你那个姜……姜……你俩住一块,到时候像他一样怀上了看你怎么办。”秦浩扯开话题,不愿多说。 On bosom supported is being pregnant to manage the registered permanent address, to pregnant woman always a little special accommodation and deviation?” “怀上了就挺着大肚子去办户口,对孕妇总有点特殊照顾和偏向吧?” Xu Qing feels the chin to ponder over, this is he thinks suddenly, probably is seemingly feasible. 许青摸着下巴琢磨,这是他忽然想起来的,貌似好像可行。 In the rules and regulations surely does not have this, but handles matters actually time, anything must consider, the system is only the system, the matter is the person manages. 规章制度上肯定没这个,但实际办事的时候,什么都得考虑,制度只是制度,事都是人来办。 To be the teacher like him, the administrative sanction record has not affected from the start, properly speaking wants to work as can work as, but really arrived at the actual operation time, the principle in others hands, looked for what reason to get down his card casually...... 就像他想当老师,行政处罚记录压根没影响,按理来说想当就能当,但真到了实际操作的时候,理就在人家手里,随便找什么理由就把他卡下去了…… Can place in the alternative plan, if not be able to manage several years later, can consider that this means that Xu Qing raises head to put out smoke, the thought diverges. 可以放在备用计划里,要是过几年办不下来,可以考虑这个办法,许青仰头吐出一口烟,思维又发散出去。 Ancient people. 古代人啊。 Our elder brother three are really, must go to Wutaishan to divine according to the diagrams, how to carry?” Wang Zijun sighed, my here by the woman pit, your there had an illegal resident, his...... “咱哥儿仨真是,要不要去五台山算一卦,怎么这么背?”王子俊叹气,“我这儿被女人坑了,你那儿有个黑户,他这……嘿。” I? My this is very normal!” Qin Hao was discontented, most honest is he, all are very right. “我怎么了?我这很正常!”秦浩不满了,最老实的就是他,一切都很对。 These two goods bring upon oneself. 这俩货都是自找的。 Not far away has sells the fried cake fruit pushes the car, the Qin Hao racket the buttocks is standing, hints saying: „Do you eat? My this noon ate a dot.” 不远处有个卖煎饼果子的推着小车,秦浩拍拍屁股站起来,示意道:“你们吃不吃?我这中午就吃了一小点。” Comes one, the additional egg.” “来一个,加蛋。” I must add two eggs!” “我要加两个蛋!” Shortly, Qin Hao comes back, three people squat near the street, a person holds a fried cake fruit, puffs and blows to gnaw there. 没多久,秦浩回来,三个人蹲在马路边,一人捧一个煎饼果子,吭哧吭哧在那儿啃。 Is a little spicy.” “有点辣。” Drinks water!” “喝水!” Once when university, three people often held the pocket to sit near the street, looked on the street crowded, treated is one in the afternoon, bought to roast sweet potato anything ate slowly, in a flash has passed is so long. 曾经大学时,三个人就经常揣着兜坐在马路边,看街上人来人往,一待就是一下午,买个烤地瓜什么的慢慢吃,一晃眼已经过去这么久。 ...... …… When Xu Qing comes back, is around 4 : 00 pm, greeted with entrance Uncle Zhao, kicked the pebble of ground to walk toward the family/home. 许青回来时,已经是下午 4 点多,和大门口赵叔打个招呼,踢着地上的小石子往家走。 Obviously is over 20 years old, actually with adopted daughter, became the father ahead of time. 明明都是二十多岁,却和养女儿似的,提前当上了父亲。 Aunt Cheng!” 程婶儿!” Catches the eye to see Cheng Yulan, Xu Qing and she greets. 抬眼见到程玉兰,许青和她打招呼。 Yeah, did you go out?” “哎,你出去了?” Un, goes out, the trivial talk makes Jiang He bring to do one's assignment at home, does not know that finished.” When going out the trivial talk came, was given Jiang He by Xu Qing, at this time and Cheng Yulan explained. “嗯,出去一趟,小言让姜禾带着在家做作业来着,不知道写完了没。”出门时小言过来了,被许青交给姜禾,这时候和程玉兰说明一下。 So as to avoid she thought that she ran, which the trivial talk did not know. 免得她觉得自己跑了,小言不知道去哪了。 Yeah, I know, there you, she will not be instead running all over the place.” “哎,我知道,反正在你那儿,她又不会乱跑。” Cheng Yulan feels relieved very much, thought the Xu Qing expression is not quite probably right. 程玉兰放心的很,就是觉得许青表情好像不太对。 At this moment, Xu Qing felt oneself and Cheng Yulan had the common language, is in the family/home has the girl who must urge to be willing daily to study. 这一刻,许青觉得自己和程玉兰有了共同语言,都是家里有个天天得催才肯学习的女孩儿。 Before did my father and you inquire Jiang He?” He smiles, speaks thoughtlessly asked toward Cheng Yulan. “之前我爸和你打听了一下姜禾?”他笑了笑,随口朝程玉兰问。 Your father? Right, has such matter, your is preparing the marriage?” Cheng Yulan said. “你爸?哦,对,是有这么回事,你俩这是准备着结婚了?”程玉兰道。 No, before is not , before...... , has probably raised a mouth with you, Jiang He that side status a little issue, before has thought she is young has not worried, now is preparing to process, waits to do well married.” “没,不就是之前……之前好像和你提过一嘴,姜禾那边身份有点问题,之前一直觉得她还小也没着急,现在正准备处理,等弄好了才结婚。” „, What issue?” “哦,什么问题?” „Before her,...... crosses supports not well, pitiful.” Xu Qing shook the head had not said that the expression on face made Cheng Yulan feel in this story to be very big. “就她以前……过得挺不好的,可怜的。”许青摇摇头没多说,脸上的表情让程玉兰感觉到这里面故事很大。 I said that will live, definitely before that anything.” “我就说嘛,这么会过日子,肯定以前那什么。” Cheng Yulan does not feel the accident/surprise, the 19-year-old miss conducts the arm a shopping basket daily, delicious saunters at the food market, just like this old woman, looks unusual, manages a household sensibly. 程玉兰倒不觉得意外,19岁的姑娘天天挎个菜篮,美滋滋的在菜市场转悠,和她这个老太太一样,一看就与众不同,懂事持家。 Let alone accompanies her to snatch the supermarket discount promotion sale frequently together paper goods egg anything...... 更别说经常陪着她一起去抢超市打折促销的纸巾鸡蛋什么的…… In hand perhaps rough...... in the mountain comes out. 还有手上的粗糙……说不定大山里出来的。 Has anything can help on asks me to be good.” “有什么能帮的上的找我就行。” Cheng Yulan the sleeve emblem of residents'committee, the energy is very full. 程玉兰亮亮自己居委会的袖章,底气很足。 Ok, I first.” “行,我先去了。” Goes.” “去吧。” The Xu Qing going home entrance, takes the key to stop in loop there, suddenly lives, pastes the ear in the gate, listens carefully. 许青回到家门口,拿着钥匙停在锁眼那里,忽然顿住,把耳朵贴在门上,仔细听了听。 This, this...... two! Here is two, that sides are three —— “这个,这个……二!这里是二,那边是三—— His satisfied nod, the learn/study atmosphere is it seems like good. 他满意的点点头,看来学习氛围还不错。 Opens the door to go, big young two women are collecting in front of the computer play the mine-sweeping. 打开门进去,一大一小两个女人正凑在电脑前玩扫雷。 You come back.” “你回来啦。” Brother Xu!” “许哥哥!” „......” “……” Jiang He only greets, has turned head to look that the trivial talk kept a promise there. 姜禾只打了个招呼,又扭过头看着小言在那儿算数。 Here, is the thunder, here three are spatial.” Xu Qing pours water to oneself, gathers by them to look at one, puts out a hand to refer. “这里,是雷,这边三个是空的。”许青给自己倒了杯水,凑到俩人旁边看一眼,伸手指指。 Really?” “真的?” The trivial talk pleasant surprise, is probing, hey, really exploded. 小言惊喜,试探着点点,嘿,真的炸了。 Said is the thunder you.” Xu Qing does not have the means to this stupid trivial talk. “都说了是雷你还点。”许青对这个蠢小言没办法。 Mistakenly......” “点错了……” One did you play this in the afternoon?” “一下午你们就玩这个了?” No, just played a while, you looked that my work wrote so many.” “没有,刚玩一会儿,你看我作业都写了那么多。” Right, I also wrote, tomorrow's wrote, I will not write tomorrow.” Jiang He said. “对,我也写了很多,把明天的都写了,我明天就不写了。”姜禾道。 I also tomorrow's writing!” The trivial talk said loudly. “我也把明天的写了!”小言大声说。 You must say with the grandmother, tomorrow writes is the grandmother decides.” “你得和姥姥去说,明天写不写是姥姥决定的。” Xu Qing touches the head of trivial talk, cannot bear smile, having the trivial talk accompanies Jiang He is very together many in the pleasure. 许青摸摸小言的头,忍不住笑笑,有小言陪着姜禾在一块儿乐趣挺多的。 Always plays the game to be better than her own at home. 总比她自己在家里玩游戏好。 Later must have a little girl, mother and daughter...... his line of sight and Jiang He bumps in the same place, carries a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow toward Jiang He. 以后要生个小女孩儿,母女俩人……他视线和姜禾碰在一起,朝着姜禾挑挑眉。 Snort.” “哼。” Jiang He does not know that remembered anything, to him snort/hum. 姜禾也不知道想起了什么,对着他哼一声。 Inspects the trivial talk the schoolwork, has a look at Jiang He is not really loaf again, near 5 : 00 pm, Jiang He has delivered the trivial talk to go upstairs. 检查一下小言的功课,再看看姜禾是不是真没偷懒,已经将近下午 5 点,姜禾送着小言上楼。 Before the evening feared that she rumble rolled to deliver several times from the staircase, although now is during the daytime, but on went downstairs does not take time, with one got down. 之前晚上怕她咕噜咕噜从楼梯上滚下来送过几次,现在虽然是白天,不过上下楼也不费事,跟着上去一趟就下来。 Xu Qing is playing mine-sweeping furnishing high-level. 许青正把扫雷调成高级的自己在玩。 „Are you so fierce?” Side Jiang He gathers looks. “你这么厉害呀?”姜禾凑到旁边看。 So long as will play you is also good, this game is very fun.” Xu Qing ignites with the mouse fast said: Stands is despising the game of chain peak.” “只要会玩了你也行,这游戏挺好玩的。”许青拿鼠标快速点着道:“站在鄙视链顶端的游戏。” Despises the chain?” “鄙视链?” Is you plays lol to think that the agricultural chemicals are very that weak, the feeling decisive battle Heian-kyo spicy chicken plays the agricultural chemicals...... each game have to despise with are despised.” “就是你玩lol觉得农药很幼稚,玩农药的觉得决战平安京辣鸡……每个游戏都有鄙视和被鄙视的。” „It is not plays a pleasure, this has anything to be good to despise.” Jiang He is unable to understand this bored matter. “不就是玩个乐子吗,这有什么好鄙视的。”姜禾无法理解这种无聊的事。 You cannot count on that everyone was like you, knows existence of this matter on the line.” “你不能指望每个人都和你一样,知道这件事的存在就行了。” The Xu Qing luck not good thunder, bang one to explode. 许青运气不好点个雷,砰一下就炸了。 Is based on the luck, comes Ying's game by the logic, sometimes two choose one and thunder wall, losing was very normal.” “以运气为基础,靠逻辑来嬴的游戏,有时候有二选一和雷墙,输了很正常。” Very was also fierce.” Jiang He saw that he swept exploded most probably, this was fiercer than the trivial talk. “也很厉害了。”姜禾见到他扫了大半才炸,这比小言厉害多了。 Or your live broadcast, do I go to the behind stand pile?” She proposed. “要不你直播这个,我去后面站桩?”她提议道。 Why?” Xu Qing asked. “为什么?”许青问。 Because my standing pile should have the curiosity, you play the game, this despises the chain peak, can definitely attract many people to look.” “因为我站桩应该有新鲜感,你玩游戏,这个鄙视链顶端,肯定能吸引很多人看吧。” No, will be scolded by many people retarded.” “不,会被很多人骂弱智。” „......” “……” „The words that un...... I play should have many fuck, the words that you play will be scolded by many people retarded.” Xu Qing thinks carefully, thought probably is this. “嗯……我玩的话应该会有很多卧槽,你玩的话才会被很多人骂弱智。”许青仔细想了想,觉得大概是这样。 Mine-sweeping game is very mysterious, other game only then begins the difference of difficulty, the game that this most people know actually only then understands with the difference that does not understand, some people do not know for a lifetime the rule of mine-sweeping, will only open primary to select the big piece blank region casually, then felt own luck surpasses, can buy the lottery ticket, as for entry? Has not thought. 扫雷这个游戏很神奇,别的游戏只有上手难易的区别,这个绝大多数人都知道的游戏却只有懂和不懂的区别,有些人一辈子都不知道扫雷的规则,只会开个初级随便点出大片空白区域,然后觉得自己运气超好,可以去买彩票了,至于通关?从来没想过。 But is some people, can say the mine-sweeping righteously is retarded game this words. 但偏偏是这部分人,可以理直气壮说出扫雷是个弱智游戏这种话。 You , if not want to broadcast tonight, on the pigeon, I helped you broadcast also good.” Xu Qing said, for several months has not rested, every day sits on time, although is not tired, but is somewhat tired. “你如果今晚不想播的话,就鸽了吧,我来帮你播也行。”许青道,一连几个月没休息过,每天准时坐过来,虽然不累,但还是有些倦的。 Especially has hit the field of honor, more high score more must gather the attention, thinks is very actually tired. 尤其是一直打决斗场,越高分越要集中注意力,想想其实挺累的。 „Did pigeon no one look?” “鸽了岂不是没人看?” Said accurately wants to look unable to look.” “准确说是想看也看不了。” That not pigeon.” “那不鸽。” I help you broadcast, you can rest, the stand pile does not use, you are a lacking the strength to truss up a chicken woman, be not known you will also practice.” “我帮你播,你可以休息休息,站桩就不用了,你是一个手无缚鸡之力的弱女子,别被人知道你也会练。” Xu Qing is saying, this luck good not to have bumped into two to choose a bureau, 160 seconds of entry is high-level. 许青说着,这一把运气好没有碰到二选一的局,一百六十秒通关高级。 Regressed. 退步了。 In the record is highest is 108 seconds, has not entered 100. 记录上最高是108秒,还没打进过100。 What can you broadcast?” Jiang He sits in side asked, lowers the head to have a look, to put out a hand to dig up to draw the leg of Xu Qing, like such that usually Xu Qing makes, holds the bosom to touch his leg. “你要播什么?”姜禾坐在旁边问,低头看看,伸手扒拉许青的腿,就像平时许青做的那样,把他的腿抱进怀里摸。 „...... Your this is very strange.” “……你这样很怪。” I also felt, this has anything to be good to touch.” Jiang He touched two no feelings, throws senselessly his leg. “我也觉得,这有什么好摸的。”姜禾摸了两下没啥感觉,无趣地把他腿扔下去。 Also does not know that this fellow usually touches her calf to have anything to be fun. 也不知道这家伙平时摸她小腿有什么好玩的。 Man and woman are different.” Xu Qing takes mouse, I broadcast anything to be good, is instead sitting here hits the dozen of furnace stones, plays fight of landlords, or sweeps a thunder, having the content was good, wants to look looked, does not want to look does not look.” “男人和女人是不一样的。”许青拿着鼠标点点点,“我播什么都行啊,反正在这儿坐着打打炉石,玩玩斗地主,或者扫个雷,有内容就行了,想看的看,不想看的就不看。” Un, I prepared food.” Jiang He has a look at the time, sets out to say. “嗯,我去做饭了。”姜禾看看时间,起身道。 The plain rice person, must prepare to eat meal by the time. 干饭人,到时间就得准备吃饭。 Wait.” “等等。” What's wrong?” “怎么了?” I before with that you said that did your status these, remember clearly?” “我之前和你说的那个,你的身份那些,都记得清楚吧?” Un...... records.” Jiang He nods. “嗯……都记着呢。”姜禾点头。 Xu Qing hesitated evil ways: You and Aunt Cheng has said?” 许青沉吟了一下道:“你和程婶儿说过没有?” How she asked us to know that told me such to say according to you, where usually we studied have the thing of low-cost to buy, course anything...... mentioned the matter of my native place to be perfunctory by me.” “她有问过我们怎么认识的,就是按你告诉我的那样说的,平时我们都研究哪里有低价的东西买,还有讲座什么的……说起我老家的事被我敷衍过去了。” Jiang He has had to pay attention to own information not to divulge, this is Xu Qing has exhorted. 姜禾一直都有注意自己的信息不泄露,这是许青嘱咐过的。 „, That was all right, later discussed to say simply, this aunt was good.” “哦,那没事了,以后谈起来可以简单说一下,这大婶挺好的。” Knew.” “知道了。” Jiang He nods, bends the waist to tidy up work on the table, after reorganizing, stopper to tea table, is straight the body to discover that Xu Qing is still visiting her. 姜禾点头,弯腰收拾一下桌上的作业,整理好之后塞到茶几下面,直起身子发现许青还在看着她。 What's wrong?” “怎么了?” Not.” “没怎么。” Xu Qing continues to play the game calmly. 许青若无其事地继续玩游戏。 Next time I will lead Pingping to listen to the course together, our teams had three people, can get three presents.” Jiang He takes the small porcelain cup on table to have a look, to plan own weeding out wool important matter, „can't you go?” “下次我带着萍萍一起去听讲座,我们的队伍就有三个人了,可以领三份礼品。”姜禾拿着桌上的小瓷杯看看,计划自己的薅羊毛大计,“你去不去?” I feared that was hit.” Xu Qing complained, you sufficed, now cannot make money, but also led others that several dollars the things.” “我怕被人打。”许青吐槽,“你够了,现在又不是赚不到钱,还去领人家那几块钱的东西。” Led buying can be the same?” Jiang He has own idea, is planning while dish that goes to the refrigerator to look for has to make tonight. “领的买的能一样吗?”姜禾有自己的想法,一边计划着一边去冰箱里找今晚要做的菜。 Fishing, gets the present, snatches the promotion of supermarket, thinks to stimulate. 钓鱼,领礼品,抢超市的促销活动,想想就刺激。 What later can one day to be direct not to need to buy, can be self-sufficient? 以后会不会有一天直接什么都不用买,就可以自给自足了? Obviously, she has not realized some named putting together open-mouthed the thing. 显然,她还没认识到某个叫拼哆哆的东西。 Knew also uselessly, her WeChat not so many good friends. 哦,认识了也没什么用,她微讯没那么多好友。
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