" Hand rubbed the man of armor to come out! " 「手搓盔甲的男人出来了！」 " Aggressive! " 「霸气！」 " Does this clothes where sell? Waits for a link " 「这衣服哪有卖？等个链接」 " fuck, but also really can put on? " 「卧槽,还真能穿啊？」 " ...... " 「……」 Live broadcast from the beginning barrage on happy, this anchor show operates does not bring to stop, from the beginning practices the pile, afterward rubbed the armor, then does the iron basket office, now the armor rubbed...... 直播一开始弹幕就欢了,这主播骚操作不带停的,一开始练桩,后来搓盔甲,然后搞铁篮子手办,现在盔甲搓好了…… Put on directly. 直接穿上了。 Xu Qing sits in the one side calmly and steadily, complements each other with following Zhong Kui, one on the left and other on the right seemingly inexplicable harmony. 许青安安稳稳坐在一旁,和后面的钟馗相得益彰,一左一右看上去莫名的和谐。 „Time-consuming probably four months, the pure stainless steel loop including, experimenting an intensity was good.” Xu Qing lifts the arm to knock the chest, makes the depressed sound. “耗时大概四个月,纯不锈钢环连起来的,试验了一下强度还不错。”许青抬起胳膊敲敲胸口,发出沉闷的声音。 „Everyone, if has leisure, can do to play, putting in the family/home works as the family heirloom to be good, if experiences anything also to defend oneself, for example the alien attacks Earth, loses the corpse besieged city...... to think of danger in peace, this is ancestor several thousand years has taught us.” “大家要是有闲,也可以做着玩玩,放家里当传家宝挺不错的,万一遇到什么事还能防身,比如外星人攻打地球啊,丧尸围城啊……居安思危,这是老祖宗几千年一直教我们的。” " God special thinks of danger in peace! " 「神特么居安思危！」 " I think, makes the steel hero to fight the clothes to be safe " 「我觉得不行,还是造个钢铁侠战衣保险」 " Leaked one, for example the girlfriend is very ominous " 「漏了一句,比如女朋友很凶」 " Therefore you do want to take the sword war alien? " 「所以你要拿着剑大战外星人？」 " ...... " 「……」 „My girlfriend is not ominous, not ominous...... coughs, the hand rubbed the armor to complete, jokes aside, more than 30 jin (0.5 kg) put on the body to straighten up heavily, tries to the friend, he said that he understands was why normal with the blade in the ancient times, collecting the armor was the intention plotted a rebellion......” “我女朋友不凶,一点也不凶……咳,手搓盔甲已经完成了,说真的,这三十多斤穿身上挺重,给朋友试了试,他说他明白为什么古代拿刀正常,收藏盔甲就是意图谋反了……” Xu Qing dai dai, looks at Jiang He to operate the demoness sword in the field of honor to 1600 points, while talked nonsense with their popular science history. 许青嘚吧嘚,一边看姜禾操作女鬼剑在决斗场冲1600分,一边扯淡和他们科普历史。 He does not have Xu Wenbin to be skilled in regarding the history, before historical knowledge some do not even know, because afterward the Jiang He reason was somewhat interested, bought the book, sometimes also and Jiang He studied together. 对于历史他没有许文斌精通,以前甚至连历史常识有些都不知道,后来因为姜禾的缘故才有些感兴趣,买了书来看,有时候也和姜禾一起研究一下。 Now pulls several casually, pouring to pull. 现在随便扯几句,倒能扯得出来。 " Plays several moves of swords to come to see " 「耍几招剑来看看」 " Anchor really meets the military! " 「主播是真的会武啊！」 " Has not seen, plays to have a look " 「没见过,耍一下看看」 king Dashao of excessive preoccupation with trivia saps the will bestows fireworks X6. 玩物丧志的王大少赠送礼花X6。 Wang Zijun was shocked by Xu Qing this attire, the hand shook brushed several fireworks. 王子俊被许青这一身装束惊呆了,手一抖就刷了好几个礼花。 reckless big tung: " Does anchor armor sell?, Also, strove for playing sword sincerely " 胡大桐树:「主播盔甲卖不卖？真心的,还有,求耍剑」 " Asked to play sword " 「求耍剑」 " Isn't this among the game live broadcasts? " 「这不是游戏直播间吗？」 A Jiang He game fires off, sees this barrage at heart pain. 姜禾一局打完,看到这个弹幕心里一痛。 „This is among the game live broadcasts, is not continuously playing games.” A Xu Qing fingers of screen, the rejection said: „Looks at playing games, plays what sword.” “这是游戏直播间,不是一直打游戏呢嘛。”许青指指屏幕,拒绝道:“看打游戏,耍什么剑。” The sword he pulls out not to plan to pull out, does for show, military might Great General. 剑他连抽都没打算抽出来,就是摆个样子,威武大将军。 ...... …… Xu Wenbin opens the cell phone live broadcast, seen is Xu Qing haughty sits the picture on the side of screen. 许文斌打开手机直播,看到的就是许青大马金刀坐在屏幕一边的画面。 He points at from the waistband has caressed, the expression is calm, now does not have any matter that can make his expression change. 他手指从腰带上抚过,表情淡定,现在已经没有什么可以让他表情变化的事了。 The hand rubs the armor...... to practice the pile...... to wear the armor...... 手搓盔甲……练桩……穿上盔甲…… Xu Qing this set of operation, but also cannot compare to pick a girl to bring back to the matter that the family/home acts in a self-serving manner. 许青这一套操作,还比不上捡个女孩带回家为所欲为的事。 „Did you look recently daily, attractively what have?” Zhou Suzhi indicated to shut out, looks at dressing up of Xu Qing spicy eye, has turned head saying: „How much money can their make?” “你最近天天看,有什么好看的？”周素芝表示嫌弃,瞧一眼许青辣眼睛的装扮,扭过头道:“他们这能赚多少钱？” „Does not know, small Haozi said at least several hundred.” “不知道,小耗子说最少几百块吧。” „Then point?” “才那么点？” „A day.” “一天。” „......” Zhou Suzhi ignorant, „how many?!” “……”周素芝懵了一下,“多少？！” The sound enhanced eight. 声音提高了八个度。 Xu Wenbin is disinclined repeatedly, according to Qin Hao estimated that this daily one hour, should have big several hundred. 许文斌懒得重复,按秦浩估计的,这每天一小时,应该有大几百块。 Actually is Qin Hao is not quite ripe to this, understood little, if signs should have almost this number, two people have not signed, purely by the gift and big navigation, has not done the advertisements between other live broadcasts to draw to sell peripheral and anything moves at sixes and sevens, last month took more than 3000, but must thanks to the ghost livestock and Xu Qing of UP main number home page bidirectional drainage. 其实是秦浩对这个不太熟,只有一点点了解,如果签约的话应该差不多有这个数,两个人没有签约,纯靠礼物和大航海,没有搞其他直播间的广告抽奖卖周边和什么活动乱七八糟的,上个月才拿了三千多块,还得多亏上了首页的鬼畜和许青up主号的双向引流。 Otherwise is that 1000 of Xu Qing estimate, the dried sweet potato of Jiang He has not started to sell, in the fermentation, the time had not arrived. 不然就是许青估计的那一千来块,姜禾的红薯干还没开始卖,一直在酝酿中,时机未到。 Xu Wenbin does not pay attention to these. 许文斌不关注那些。 Had an extraordinary personality saying that to open together the window, best raise the roof, the like this others big probability will agree to open a window. 有位伟人说过,若想开一道窗,最好把屋顶掀了,这样别人大概率就会同意开窗了。 Jiang He is that roof. 姜禾就是那个屋顶。 Paying attention was very long, he discovers Jiang He very normally truly......, but cannot think through. 关注了很久,他发现姜禾确实挺正常的……但就是想不通。 Hits the little parents double to perish, lives with the cleaning scraps old woman, then enters the black factory, did not have the status to grow up safely, turns into now this appearance, was brought back to the home by Xu Qing, on the main hall can go to the kitchen. 打小父母双亡,跟着拾荒老太太活下来,然后进黑工厂,一直没身份平平安安长大,变成现在这个模样,被许青带回家,上得厅堂下得厨房。 This was also too skillful. 这也太巧了点。 Xu Qing likes doing only at sixes and sevens these, the labor plays with dishonest ways on the dishonest ways, now asks a girlfriend so to be complex. 许青净爱搞这些乱七八糟的,工作弄个歪门邪道就歪门邪道吧,现在找个女朋友还这么复杂。 Xu Wenbin knits the brows to look that Xu Qing compares there. 许文斌皱眉看着许青在那儿比比。 More than half an hour had passed, Xu Qing on screen stands from the chair, withdraws two steps to wear the armor practices the pile daily. 半个小时过去,屏幕上的许青从椅子上站起来,退后两步穿着盔甲进行日常练桩。 According to falling throws the one side the cell phone, Xu Wenbin by grows the tone on the chairback. 把手机按掉扔一旁,许文斌靠在椅背上长出口气。 „How to look?” Zhou Suzhi asked. “怎么不看了？”周素芝问。 „I thought that this boy an demon teaches the person now likely!” “我看这小子现在像个魔教中人！” From infancy to maturity, does not have one with the matter that he touches on slightly properly. 从小到大,和他沾边的事就没一件正经的。 „How to teach on the demon, this is not...... that......” “怎么就魔教了,这不是……那个……” Zhou Suzhi sound, lacking self-confidence air/Qi. 周素芝声音顿了一下,也没啥底气。 Is one is not hard-working with matter Xu Qing that touches on slightly normally. 和正常沾边的事许青是一件都不肯干。 „old Qin was led by him crookedly, daily incites what armor at home, you said that this person......, who is like that.” Xu Wenbin is mumbling, takes the cell phone, looks for manual upright. “老秦都被他带歪了,天天在家鼓捣什么盔甲,你说这人……啧,就和那个谁一样。”许文斌嘟囔着,又把手机拿起来,找出来手工耿。 This invention what ghost thing. 这发明的都什么鬼东西。 Aiyaya...... 哎呀呀…… Steel and iron broom and stainless steel wallet —— 钢铁扫帚、不锈钢钱包—— Ms. Geng in interviewing video: „The thing that he makes, did not say that useless...... is really useless.” 耿母在采访视频里:“他做的这个东西,不是说没用……是真没用。” Xu Wenbin sympathize. 许文斌感同身受。 ...... …… „Won!” “赢了！” Jiang He pinches the fist to make an effort to wield, before the live broadcast ended finally stands 1600 points. 姜禾捏着拳头用力挥一下,在直播结束前终于站上1600分。 After Xu Qing the tool person stands behind goes, the barrage is short, now has fluttered one pile 666, two broken fashion that wear anniversary delivers, scrape the skin to blow forcefully, renovates the cognition. 许青当工具人站到后面去之后,弹幕就少了许多,现在又飘过一堆666,穿着周年庆送的两件破时装,硬生生刮痧刮上来,刷新认知。 This couples are not simple. 这两口子都不简单。 Jiang He is rubbing the wrist/skill, looked that a row of gift has fluttered, the sense of achievement is at heart full, will then show off with Xu Qing, Xu Qing has actually collected. 姜禾揉着手腕,看一排礼物飘过,心里成就感满满,回头正要和许青炫耀,许青却已经凑过来。 „Before that several said that 1600 continued the big navigation to brush the rocket, do not run!” “之前那几个说上了1600续大航海刷火箭的,你们别跑！” " Good small snail " 「牛牛牛」 " 666! " 「666！」 " Couples are the Deity! " 「两口子都是神人！」 Puts on Xu Qing of armor to bend the waist to collect by Jiang He, the gift brushed flies. 穿着盔甲的许青弯腰凑在姜禾旁边,礼物刷飞了。 Among since the live broadcasts the heat degree has achieved to begin broadcasting is highest, is startled Xu Qing, looks at the time also several minutes, thinks to run the lens, takes several bowls to come out to the kitchen, pours to sail upstream to put on the table. 直播间热度达到开播以来最高,把许青惊到了,看时间还有几分钟,想了想跑出镜头,到厨房拿了几个碗出来,倒上水放桌上。 „Today the goal achieved, hits again possibly falls down, performs a talent and skill to you.” “今天目标达成了,再打可能掉下去,给你们表演个才艺吧。” Xu Qing knocks several adjustment feel with the chopsticks, then din-dong the music continued to end to the live broadcast. 许青拿筷子敲几下调整手感,然后叮叮咚咚的音乐持续到直播结束。 Switches off the game, two people look at each other one. 关掉游戏,两个人对视一眼。 „Probably sent.” Jiang He just also a very tired appearance, saw among the live broadcasts in the tonight's income, immediately on spirit. “好像发了。”姜禾刚刚还一副很累的样子,看到直播间里今晚的收益,立马就精神了。 „How can so many people......” “怎么会这么多人……” Xu Qing finds it hard to believe that the tonight's big navigation were many more than ten, not to mention various gifts. 许青觉得不可思议,今晚的大航海都多了十几个,更别提各种礼物。 Just when live broadcast the cell phone vibrated several, Jiang He had not looked with enough time, now touches to look at one, carried a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow, with looked to Xu Qing. 刚刚直播时手机震动好几下,姜禾没来得及看,现在摸过来瞧一眼,挑挑眉,拿给许青看。 Pingping: " Just I looked outside, this plate among several live broadcasts is recommending you tonight " 萍萍:「刚刚我在外面看了一下,这个板块今晚有好几个直播间都在推荐你」 " Post in some people were also saying, screenshot .jpg " 「贴吧里也有人在说,截图.jpg」 " Today must hit! " 「今天一定要打上去！」 Looks that ‚national mourning poor demoness sword scrapes the skin attack for 1600 points’ between the posts and other live broadcasts the screenshot, Xu Qing was silent. 看着‘国服贫民女鬼剑刮痧冲击1600分’的帖子和其他直播间截图,许青沉默了。 He underestimated Jiang He plays on the field of honor the difficulty of 1600 points of this matter. 他低估了姜禾玩决斗场上1600分这事的难度。 For a long time does not play, somewhat cannot keep up with the time. 好久不玩,有些跟不上时代。 „Just so many people looked no wonder.” Say/Way that Xu Qing lags behind. “怪不得刚刚那么多人看。”许青后知后觉的道。 Comes to see the Jiang He passer-by audience: fuck, what is this? Action art? 来看姜禾的路人观众:卧槽,这是什么？行为艺术吗？ Does fuck, how also bring to wear the armor to cheer? 卧槽,怎么还带穿盔甲助威的？ fuck, fuck...... 卧槽,卧槽…… The background board snatched the powder. 背景板又抢粉了。 „Possibly was hot, really hot that type.” Xu Qing gesticulates, Jiang He full of enthusiasm and Gong Ping chats, has not realized anything completely, only exclaimed in surprise many of today gaining. “可能要火了,真正火那种。”许青比划一下,姜禾兴致勃勃地和宫萍聊天,完全没意识到什么,只惊叹今天赚的好多。 „You have nothing wants to say?” He looks that this just completed heroine of magnificent feat. “你没什么想说的吗？”他看着这个刚刚完成壮举的女侠。 Ran over playing games from Tang Dynasty, was unexpectedly fiercer than most people, this and who reasoned with? 从唐朝跑过来打游戏,竟然比绝大多数人都厉害,这和谁讲理去？ „? What said?” Jiang He lowers the head with the finger types clumsily. “啊？说什么？”姜禾低头拿手指头笨拙地打字。 „It‘s nothing, I first took off the armor.” “没什么,我先把盔甲脱了去。” „That......” “那个……” Next month can also install an air conditioning in the hovel......? 下个月可以在杂物间也装个空调了……吧？ She raised the head to take a look at the Xu Qing back. 她抬头瞧瞧许青的背影。 ...... Considers as finished. ……算了。 Saves money round trip buys delicious is more cost-effective. 把钱省下来去买好吃的更划算。