MWCTYA :: Volume #3

#205: A lot of dirty tricks


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Perhaps in the modern life gradually the reason of custom, the behavior logic of Jiang He is getting better and better to guess. 也许是在现代生活逐渐习惯的原因,姜禾的行为逻辑越来越好猜。 Sees her to go to the washroom, Xu Qing crawls from the sofa, caught up in the round conclusion last second a sign, then had a look at right bottom the screen in the sound symbol X, the rocking mouse opened the sound. 见到她去洗手间,许青从沙发上爬起来,赶在回合结束最后一秒出个牌,然后看看屏幕右下角声音标志上的‘X’,晃动鼠标把声音打开。 Recently 0.1 start, has a look at the software that turned on, as expected, Xu Qing does not even have many to be surprised. 点一下‘开始’,看看最近打开的软件,不出所料,许青甚至没有多少惊讶。 The young people, the association/will is curious to these unusual things, this is very normal, if a Jiang He alone person time also loathes about these performance, that should be worried about...... 年轻人,总会对这些稀奇的东西好奇,这很正常,如果姜禾独自一个人的时候也对这些表现非常厌恶,那才该担心一下…… Un, now does not need the physics to close the sound, is a big progress. 嗯,现在不用物理关闭音响了,也是个大大的进步。 You can open.” “你可以起开了。” Jiang He comes back from the washroom, blushing on face retreats many, only remains light one. 姜禾从洗手间回来,脸上的红晕退去许多,只剩薄薄的一层。 The Xu Qing making way throne, the vision sweeps to sweep off on the Jiang He face, when she will soon become angry out of shame one side finally puts aside the vision, the side lies down the sofa to have an audience with the emperor Winter Melon to beckon. 许青让开宝座,目光在姜禾脸上扫来扫去,在她即将恼羞成怒的时候才终于移开目光,侧躺到沙发上朝一边的冬瓜招招手。 Food and copulation are human carve the instinct in dna, demand, they have no height in any case, but the social property and ashamed heart of person make the distinction that these two present...... look like Winter Melon, sends the spring time, if has a tomcat, it will run meow meow to call.” “食物和交配是人类刻在dna里的本能,在需求方面来说,它们并没有什么高低贵贱,只是人的社会属性和羞耻心让这两者出现的分别……像冬瓜,发春的时候如果有个公猫在的话,它就会跑过去喵喵叫。” Xu Qing lowers the head to caress the Winter Melon wool, one continued saying: In, only then in our private spaces, you can feel relieved that spoils boldly......!” 许青低头抚着冬瓜的毛,顿了一下继续道:“在只有我们两个人的私密空间里,你可以放心大胆地糟蹋……啊!” He sits suddenly, makes an effort to rub own leg, spoils does not turn......” 他忽然坐起来,用力揉着自己的腿,“糟蹋不是扭……” You said again!” Jiang He became angry out of shame. “你再说!”姜禾恼羞成怒了。 „The ancient people are artificial.” “古代人就是矫情。” Xu Qing curls the lip, moves toward the nearby to Jiang He, perhaps will otherwise have what danger. 许青撇嘴,往边上挪挪离姜禾远一点,不然说不定会有什么危险。 About copulation matter, everyone has own view, some people feel indifferent, in the present has the liquor to be drunk in the present, like Wang Zijun, a fading type, the young Chinese matrimony-vine red jujube holds daily in the hand, some people look very sacredly, like Qin Hao, does not marry does not do the matter. 关于交配这件事,每个人都有自己的看法,有些人觉得无所谓,今朝有酒今朝醉,像王子俊那样,天天一副衰样,年纪轻轻的枸杞红枣就已经捧在手里,有些人就看得很神圣,像秦浩,不结婚坚决不搞事。 Xu Qing feels not to care, the remaining years of life so will be in the future long, put the entire life the time span, earlier are late, are really an insignificant minor matter, in any case are this person on the line. 许青觉得不在意,往后余生那么长,把时间跨度放到整个人生来说,早点晚点,实在是微不足道的一件小事,反正是这个人就行。 Moreover those who most make one enjoy being and Jiang He is together the time, occasionally hugs to kiss with her to rub, can obtain considerably large satisfaction, must conduct that last step words...... 而且最让人享受的是和姜禾相处的时光,偶尔和她抱着亲亲蹭蹭,也可以获得相当大的满足,非要进行那最后一步的话…… The key must look at Jiang He. 关键还得看姜禾 At present does not have the means to hug her to profit at the expense of the state, the Xu Qing vision receives from the red cheek of Jiang He, looks on the computer, opens broadcasts the software, holds Winter Melon to adjust a comfortable posture to start watch films. 眼下是没办法抱着她揩油了,许青目光从姜禾的红脸蛋上收回来,把视线放到自己电脑上,打开播放软件,抱着冬瓜调个舒服的姿势开始看电影 The calm nature is cool, obstructs the window curtains in this burning hot afternoon, even the non- blower fan, will not have how much perspiration, is only not that cool and that's the end. 心静自然凉,在这炎热的下午遮上窗帘,即使不吹风扇,也不会出多少汗,只是没那么凉快就是了。 What on the computer screen puts is «Seashore Manchester», a mourning feature film, looks like in Xu Qing, watch films in inside realized that the vicissitudes of life birth and death of countless person, this is enjoyment of spiritual level, can realize in own life no these matters, watching movies time immerses, looked, returns to own life, should make anything also to make anything. 电脑屏幕上放的是《海边的曼彻斯特》,很丧的一部剧情片,在许青看来,看电影在里面体会无数人的悲欢离合生老病死,这是一种精神层面的享受,可以体会到自己生命里没有的那些事,观影的时候沉浸进去,看完之后回归自己的生活,该做什么还做什么。 The movie that if watches all laughed heartily , was too rather senseless. 如果看的电影全是欢笑,未免也太无趣了。 Jiang He is small the volume accent that oneself play, in the living room became peaceful several points, hugged the cat to rely on, when Xu Qing on sofa felt returned to itself to live alone. 姜禾把自己游戏的音量调小,客厅里变得安静了几分,抱着猫倚在沙发上的许青恍惚间感觉回到了自己独自生活的时候。 At that time was also this, hid in own time, ordinary afternoon, is holding the cat nest in the sofa, watched some movies of liking, no one disturbed. 那时也是这样,躲在自己的时光里,普普通通的下午,抱着猫窝在沙发里,看一些喜欢的电影,没有人来打扰。 Winter Melon does not like this broken movie, sought a time to slip out, sees it not to run on the keyboard to step on randomly, Xu Qing did not have the sound, looks, the leg of Jiang He does not know when forced in his arms, has not continued playing games, by accompanied him to look another side of the sofa. 冬瓜不喜欢这个破电影,寻了一个时机溜出去,见它没有跑去键盘上乱踩,许青也没有动静,看着看着,姜禾的腿不知道什么时候塞进他怀里,没有继续打游戏,靠在沙发另一边陪着他看。 Not playing games?” “不打游戏了?” Was irritated.” “被气死了。” Played the game to be angry loses.” “玩游戏生气就输了。” Xu Qing shakes the head with a smile, the game itself/Ben is pleasant, plays to be angry is not worthwhile. 许青笑着摇摇头,游戏本就是让人愉快的,玩到生气不值当。 Changes an angle to think,...... is angry regarding Jiang He is very good, this explained that she has to lead into the feeling to the game, when rather than just came such, lost lost, won wins. 换个角度想想,对于姜禾来说……生气很好,这说明她对游戏有带入感,而不是刚来时那样,输就输了,赢就赢了。 The matter that most people become accustomed to perhaps, no one cares, regarding Jiang He is actually very big progress, she has realized the pleasure. 大部分人习以为常的事,也许没人去在意,对于姜禾来说却是很大的进步,她已经体会到了乐趣。 What do you smile?” “你笑什么?” „Before remembering you, is putting on a serious face looks at spring the late time, with looking at the news broadcast is the same.” “想起了你之前板着脸看春晚的时候,和看新闻联播一样。” Snort.” “哼。” Change is big.” Xu Qing transfers to from the movie the vision her face, one year.” “变化好大。”许青把目光从电影移到她脸上,“都一年了。” Last year he was still guarding against anything ultra to launch, helped Jiang He spend the time that was not familiar with everywhere cautiously, went all-out to be familiar with this time. 去年他还在防着什么超展开,小心翼翼地帮姜禾度过那段处处不习惯的时间,尽全力熟悉这个时代。 Now looks again, the most dangerous stage does not know when passed. 现在再看,最危险的阶段已经不知道什么时候就度过去了。 Unknowingly almost one year...... is quite truly quick, the Jiang He vision places on his face, the toe flutters his finger, the feeling time somewhat is also short. 不知不觉已经差不多一年……确实好快,姜禾目光放在他脸上,脚趾头勾住他的手指动动,感觉时间又有些短。 A year. 才一年。 Had no shame to lie down a bed. 就没羞没臊躺一张床了。 „Did our call to flash the marriage?” “我们这叫闪婚吗?” Please note, we have not married.” “请注意,我们还没有结婚。” „.” “哦。” Dodges the marriage...... to have the marriage character, naturally married called to flash, Jiang He reconsidered itself. 闪婚……有个婚字,当然是结婚了才叫闪,姜禾反思自己。 Is a scholar, must be cautious in word and deed, cannot be like this stupid. 已经是个读书人了,要谨言慎行,不能这样愚蠢了。 What the movie said was a middle-aged man has the odd-job in Boston, made all kinds of odd jobs, was sued by the customer, was reprimanded by the boss, named Li a leading character actually not caring at all appearance, a face went to work numbly, gets off work, in the evening went to the bar to drink, because actually others looked at his one eyes, but fought. 电影讲的是一个中年男人在波士顿打零工,做各种各样的杂活,被客户投诉,被上司斥责,名叫‘李’的主人公却一副毫不在意的样子,一脸麻木地上班,下班,晚上去酒吧喝酒,却因为别人多看他一眼而和人打架。 The overall main key was low and deep, was slow and rhythmic, afterward the letter of Li Jiedao small hometown, before the Elder Brother just before the end, writes down the will to give him son's right of guardianship, under is unable to shirk has to return to the hometown, the plot starts to launch. 整体基调非常低沉,节奏缓慢,后来李接到家乡小镇的来信,哥哥临终前写下遗嘱将儿子的监护权给了他,无法推脱之下不得不重回家乡,剧情才开始展开。 Jiang He was attracted by the plot gradually, has not spoken again, builds the leg peacefully on Xu Qing, accompanies him to look together. 姜禾渐渐被剧情吸引,没有再说话,安静地把腿搭在许青身上,陪他一起看。 The part of structure of flashback in the movies revealed Li's past, originally he also happy families, because actually own negligent act causes the fire, three children cannot run, the wife of being saved from death is unable to forgive him, two people divorce, Li leaves the native land, evades the contact. 倒叙的结构在电影中间部分揭示了李的过去,原本他也有一个幸福美满的家庭,却因为自己的过失行为引发火灾,三个孩子没能跑出来,死里逃生的妻子无法原谅他,两人离了婚,李独自一人离开故土,逃避外界的接触。 According to the common movie, this plot development, is protagonist comes certainly back the hometown, entrusts with the Elder Brother to own nephew just before the end experiences something together, finally comes out of the shadow, two people cure mutually...... 按照一般电影来说,这种剧情发展,一定是主角回来故乡,和哥哥临终托付给自己的侄子一起经历一些事情,最终走出阴影,两个人互相治愈…… To the result, Jiang He has not seen the picture of anticipation, that type vague sad has lingered in the side, the nephew by a Li Tuofu in couple to small town, hands over adopts by them, then leaves the hometown again, leaves that small town named Manchester. 一直到结局,姜禾都没有看到期待的画面,那种若有若无的悲伤一直萦绕在身边,侄子被李托付给小镇上的一对夫妇,交由他们收养,然后再次独自一人离开故乡,离开那个叫曼彻斯特的小镇。 All have not changed, is unable to recall like the past tragedy is the same. 一切都没有改变,如同过去的悲剧无法挽回一样。 „A very heavy movie.” “很沉重的一个电影。” Xu Qing feels the leg to sigh, after making an effort to pinch two next lets loose, sets out to hug the computer. 许青摸着腿感叹,用力捏两下后放开,起身把电脑抱过来。 „......” Jiang He is looking at him, has not looked at slightly the serious sign from his face. “……”姜禾瞧着他,没从他脸上看出来丝毫沉重的迹象。 Instead has grasped her foot not to let go, touches. 反而一直握着她的脚不撒手,摸来摸去的。 Life is short, makes merry while one can, if you...... consider as finished, kisses/intimate one.” “人生苦短,及时行乐,你要是……算了,亲一个。” Xu Qing routine teases Jiang He, saw that her is not high-spirited, but also in tasting movie, shrugged not to say again, to the Jiang He cheek, is operating the computer to start to reorganize the train of thought. 许青习惯性逗姜禾一下,看到她情绪不高,还在回味电影里,耸耸肩没再说下去,对着姜禾脸蛋叭一口,操作电脑开始整理思绪。 He has not worked, or every day is working, Jiang He has renovated own understanding, initially when thinks that Xu Qing is golden rich family, daily idles about does not need to work, now she has known Xu Qing busily actually continuously. 他没有工作,或者说每天都在工作,姜禾早已经刷新自己的认识,初来时认为许青是个狗大户,天天游手好闲都不用做事,现在她已经知道许青其实一直都是在忙的。 It seems like that every day is playing, is actually every day does many things, did not play like her quite a while plays to switch off the computer on day of white passed/lived. 看似每天都在玩,却是每天都做出来很多事,不像她一样玩半天游戏关掉电脑就一天白过了。 Can be cured, person who wants to be cured, some people are driving, seeking to be put down the past thing by oneself, some people are passive, experiences some people something, thus comes out of the shadow, some people, they refuse to be cured.” “能被治愈的,都是想被治愈的人,有些人是主动的,寻找能让自己放下过去的东西,有些人是被动的,遇到一些人一些事,从而走出阴影,还有一些人,他们拒绝被治愈。” Or is the false disassociation of personality, seizes in the police station from Li the spear/gun commits suicide, to by the police is prevented, he has been divided into two people, lives in the Li in sad and regret, another is who visit him to regret indifferently, this is a penalty, he does not allow himself to extricate, the future day can only live in the sadness and pain.” “或者说是伪人格分裂,从李在警察局夺枪自杀时,到被警察阻止,他已经分成两个人了,一个是活在悲伤和懊悔里的李,另一个则是冷眼看着他懊悔的自己,这是一种惩罚,他不允许自己解脱,今后的日子只能活在悲伤与痛苦里。” Looks that Xu Qing strikes on the keyboard, Jiang He rubs to hold in the arms his waist, calmly looks. 看着许青在键盘上敲敲打打,姜禾蹭过来搂住他的腰,静静看着。 „...... The result still has no change, he will refuse to accept the future, he said that I cannot walk, because this will be the consequence and penalty that he needs to withstand, he did not allow himself to get rid of that past, because the crime has not redeemed enough, that was the lifetime crime. “……结局依然没有任何改变,他拒绝接受未来,他说‘我走不出来了’,因为这是他需要承受的后果和惩罚,他不允许自己摆脱那一段过去,因为罪还没有赎够,那是一生的罪。 He refuses to reconcile —— to reject and that with who make the huge mistake become reconciled. ” 他拒绝与自己和解——拒绝和那个犯下大错的自己握手言和。” The movie criticism account number is tepid, can make Xu Qing display exactly at will, does not need to care about the type and audience, does not need to measure the hot spot and threshold, regardless of young populace, so long as he likes, writes one big to watch movies the feeling. 影评账号不温不火,恰好能让许青随意发挥,不用太在意类型和受众,不用权衡热点和门槛,无论小众大众,只要他喜欢,就写出一大篇观影感受。 The time passes by quietly, Xu Qing writes to stop from time to time on the computer, often raised the head to think. 时间悄悄过去,许青在电脑上写写停停,不时抬头想一下。 „...... From another angle, this is his own redemption way.” “……从另一个角度讲,这是属于他自己的救赎方式。” Types the last line of characters, he stretches oneself, turns the head unknowingly, the Jiang He correct use sparking bright look visits him. 打出最后一行字,他伸个懒腰,不经意转头,姜禾正用闪亮亮的眼神看着他。 The line of sight touches minute/share, Jiang He lowers the head, hand unconsciousness grasps in his waist gently pinches. 视线一触即分,姜禾重新低下头,手无意识的在他腰间轻轻抓捏。 Watches a movie, she can only feel in the sadness of person, Xu Qing can actually aim at the behavior of inside person, writes a big writing orderly. 只是看个电影,她只能感受到里面人的悲伤,许青却能针对里面人的行为,有条有理地写出来一大篇文字。 This is her man...... Jiang He at heart bang bang. 这是她的男人……姜禾心里砰砰的。 Second Mother, my husband is a super fierce scholar. 二娘,我夫君是个超级厉害的读书人。 Your eye soon flashed the small star.” Xu Qing writing article upload, while said. “你眼睛快要闪小星星了。”许青一边把写出来的文章上传,一边说道。 The Jiang He look too was just interesting, some people worshipped the powerhouse, some people liked crushing others. 刚刚姜禾的眼神实在太有意思了,有些人崇拜强者,有些人喜欢压倒别人。 Is it possible that Jiang He...... likes the scholar? 姜禾……莫非是喜欢读书人? That may really be too skillful. 那可真是太巧了。 Jiang He did not speak, the head by his shoulder, is just thinking how, if Second Mother knew can...... 姜禾不说话,把头靠在他肩膀上,正想着要是二娘知道了会怎样…… ...... Wait. ……等等。 According to like this looked, Xu Qing had also seen through her, therefore they very natural lying down to a bed on. 照这样看,许青也早已经把她看穿了,所以俩人就很自然的躺到一张床上。 Being finished. 完蛋。 Jiang He breathes, thinks oneself on second, suddenly discover Xu Qing now probably on third. 姜禾呼吸一顿,原以为自己在第二层,现在忽然发现许青好像在第三层。 Scholar a lot of dirty tricks, Second Mother said is very right.” “读书人都一肚子坏水,二娘说的很对。” What ghost?” “什么鬼?” The speed that this thought jumps makes Xu Qing unexpected, was just still visiting him to write the movie criticism, how suddenly on a lot of dirty tricks? 这思维跳跃的速度让许青猝不及防,刚刚还在看他写影评,怎么忽然就一肚子坏水了? Which was bad? 哪坏了? You leave lift my clothes randomly.” He stops the hand of Jiang He, Jiang He is also unforgiving lifts his coat, places on the Xu Qing belly adeptly. “你别乱掀我衣服。”他止住姜禾的手,姜禾还不依不饶地把他上衣掀开,拿手放在许青肚子上。 Xu Qing gives up simply: Is fair, your such words, I must raise you.” 许青干脆放弃:“要公平,你这样的话,我也要掀你。” Really, inside is the dirty trick, seizing the opportunity wants to occupy me to be cheap.” “果然,里面都是坏水,抓住机会就想占我便宜。” ? „Are you doing now?” Xu Qing looks down she takes the finger to poke the belly. “那你现在是在干嘛?”许青低头看她拿手指戳自己肚子。 I am piercing you.” “我是在戳穿你。” Jiang He with finger on the Xu Qing belly, soft...... 姜禾拿手指头在许青肚子上点来点去,软乎乎的…… Poked several her to receive to reach behind the back, this truly should not, when he fell asleep in the evening then poked secretly. 戳了几下她就收回手,这样确实不应该,等晚上他睡着了再偷偷戳。 Had gotten back by the movie influence mood, Jiang He sits own throne, is thinking how without making topic and Xu Qing study changes intelligent, can turn into a scholar to sway the ink. 被电影影响的情绪已经恢复过来,姜禾坐回自己的宝座,想着怎么在不做题的情况下和许青学变聪明一点,也能变成个读书人挥洒墨水。 You make this not to make money probably.” “你做这个好像还是没赚到钱。” Jiang He breaks off the finger to calculate, he makes this time live broadcast to be long, you have done were very long.” 姜禾掰着手指算算,他做这个的时间比自己直播还长,“你已经做了很久了。” For a long time could not represent anything very much, the previous time did not say, nothing will be does will certainly succeed, the polarity, most matters made the failure to be normal.” “很久也代表不了什么,上次不是说了吗,没有什么是做了就一定会成功的,正相反,大部分事做失败才正常。” „.” “哦。” practices martial art like you, is an accumulating over a long period of time matter, but different places.” “就像你习武一样,是个日积月累的事,不过还有不一样的地方。” Xu Qing thinks, Jiang He practices martial art since childhood, practices for day the one day of accumulation, coming here later to move bricks depends on makes money diligently, the live broadcast somewhat is also smooth with his help, this mentality may flutter. 许青想了想,姜禾从小习武,练一天有一天的积累,来这里之后搬砖靠着勤奋赚到钱,直播也在他帮助下有些顺利,这个心态可能就会飘了。 Practicing martial art is practices for a day the one day of progress, your goal is to strengthen oneself, therefore one point of sweat one point harvests, works differently, the goal is others' approval, diligently was long the matter of no result is too many.” “习武是练一天有一天的进步,你的目的是增强自己,所以一分汗水一分收获,做事不一样,目的是别人的认同,努力很久没什么结果的事太多了。” He takes the drill book from the tea table, saw that the Jiang He look thinks suddenly today is in the weekend, puts embarrasedly: 他从茶几下面拿出来练习册,看到姜禾的眼神忽然想起来今天是周末,又讪讪地放回去: Do not think that your live broadcast made money, making money this matter is very easy, in fact makes money to be very difficult, having two people are easy, one is a smart person, one is the luck good person, you are that luck are good.” “不要觉得你直播赚到钱了,赚钱这件事就很容易,实际上赚钱很难,只有两种人容易,一个是聪明人,一个是运气好的人,你是那个运气好的。” No, I am intelligent.” “不,我是聪明的。” You intelligently in which?” “你聪明在哪了?” In refrigerator has two cans of Cola, one can is Coca-Cola, another can is also Coca-Cola.” “冰箱里有两罐可乐,一罐是可口可乐,另一罐也是可口可乐。” Especially...... 特么…… Xu Qing looks at the Jiang He hope the look, turns around the refrigerator to take the Cola, inserts the straw to give her. 许青看着姜禾希冀的眼神,转身去冰箱拿出来可乐,插上吸管递给她。 „A person, the Heaven rewards the diligent, has the harvest diligently.” Jiang He delicious drank Cola, although she had not obtained the Cola diligently, but this is intelligent. “还有一种人,天道酬勤,努力就有收获。”姜禾美滋滋的喝了一口可乐,虽然她并没有努力就获得了可乐,不过这是聪明。 She is the volume intelligent industrious and luck is a person. 她是集聪明勤劳和运气为一身的人。 Second Mother said.” She added. 二娘说的。”她补充道。 This is also intelligent that the intelligent talent has the Heaven rewards the diligent, the stupid person does not have.” Xu Qing said. “这也是聪明的那种,聪明人才有天道酬勤,愚蠢的人没有。”许青道。 Smart person will steal acts slippery deceitfully.” Jiang He said. “聪明人会偷奸耍滑。”姜禾说。 From some perspective, that is also the successful process.” “从某一角度来说,那也是成功的过程。” Saying over and over again, you are think that the repertoire I work overtime the learn/study.” Jiang He was angry, rotated the chair back not to manage him in the past, this person anxious good intention, a lot of dirty tricks. “说来说去,你就是想套路我加班学习。”姜禾生气了,转动椅子背过去不想理他,这个人不安好心,一肚子坏水。 The scholars fade the bad —— Second Mother collected sayings. 读书人都蔫儿坏——二娘语录。
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