On May 7, the teaching material delivered goods to the doorstep. 五月 7 号,教材才送货上门。 Jiang He wants to disassemble curiously, by Xu Qing was prevented, to carry two packages of books to return the room. 姜禾好奇地想要拆开,被许青阻止,拎着两包书放回自己房间。 Once this package opens, Jiang He possibly smiled is not attractive. 这个包一旦打开,姜禾可能笑得就没那么好看了。 „Tomorrow we go out to play.” “明天我们出去玩啊。” Goes out to play, comes back to begin school to her again, this is the plan of Xu Qing. 出去玩一趟,回来再给她开学,这是许青的计划来着。 The life must have the ceremony feeling. 生活要有仪式感。 „Where plays?” “去哪玩？” „Amusement park, post-holiday three days of light, should few people, how not need to line up now.” “游乐场,现在节后三天轻,应该很少人,不用怎么排队。” Jiang He does not have the objection, turns the head to search the amusement park on the computer, listening to the name to know that should be fun. 姜禾没有异议,转头在电脑上搜索游乐场,听名字就知道应该好玩。 In the intelligent connection has one " and girlfriend goes to the amusement park to play, what should make? " The news, she selects to open has a look, following row of reply. 智能关联里有一条「和女朋友去游乐场玩,应该做些什么？」的消息,她点开看看,下面一排回答。 " Protects her to give her to be joyful with the biggest ability regardless all, making her satisfy. Said that wants the woman to live like the child, so long as you give her full joyful and security sense, you will obtain her heart. Grabbed a heart of person, the nature...... wished the good luck, happiness " 「抛开一切用自己最大的能力呵护她给她快乐,使她满足。都说要女人像小孩子一样活着,你只要给她充分的快乐和安全感,你就会得到她的心。抓住了一个人的心,自然……祝好运,幸福」 " Takes enough many RMB, she must play what you to accompany her to play, must eat what you to buy for her, must buy what you to buy for her! " 「带上足够多的RMB,她要玩什么你就陪她玩,要吃什么你就给她买,要买什么你就给她买！」 " Kisses her " 「吻她」 " Holds her hand is quite fun " 「牵着她的手好好玩」 " ...... " 「……」 „Did your call to capture/raid to know?” Side Xu Qing gathers looks at one, was happy. “你这叫自我攻略知道吗？”许青凑到旁边瞧一眼,乐了。 No wonder studies that quickly, daily looks at anything. 怪不得学那么快,天天都看些什么东西。 „What captures?” Jiang He switches off the homepage calmly. “什么攻略？”姜禾若无其事地关掉网页。 „Is I have not started to make anything to you, yourself have prepared.” “就是我还没开始对你做什么,你自己已经准备好了。” „You?” “难道你没有？” „Un...... that is unimportant.” “嗯……那不重要。” Xu Qing did not say this matter, if displayed with the concrete application value, he only made 60% probably, remaining 40% were Jiang He captures. 许青也不好说这件事,如果用具体化数值来表现,大概他只做了百分之六十,剩下百分之四十都是姜禾自我攻略的。 „mutual consent, otherwise I was shouted the wall to come up by a palm of the hand early.” “你情我愿的,不然我早被一巴掌呼墙上去了。” He moves the arm to kick the leg, starts to shadowbox, will try hard for the future home capacity. 他动动胳膊踢踢腿,又开始打拳,为了将来的家庭地位而努力。 Jiang He shows neither approval nor disapproval, is holding on Winter Melon deck chair the blower fan, recently the weather anomaly, was good in the morning, in the afternoon is day by day hot, Sun starts gradually to assume an awe-inspiring pose, the sunlight passes from the window, sometimes must draw in hot intent that the window curtains can block from that to pass. 姜禾不置可否,抱着冬瓜躺椅子上吹风扇,最近天气反常,早上还好,下午一天比一天热,太阳开始逐渐发威,阳光从窗子透进来,有时候还要拉上窗帘才能遮住那透进来的热意。 The right hand on the computer, looked at will Xu Qing practices boxing carefully and painstakingly, the Jiang He leg built on the one side sofa shook two, a contented appearance. 右手随意在电脑上点点点,看许青一板一眼地练拳,姜禾腿搭在一旁沙发上晃了两下,一副悠然自得的样子。 „You deceive me for the first time are you are not good, was swindled for the second time is I gets what one deserves, you deceive me for the third time, both of us are not the things.” “你第一次骗我是你不好,第二次上当是我活该,你第三次骗我,我俩都不是东西。” „Ha?” “哈？” Movement of Xu Qing shadowboxing, side looks to her. 许青打拳的动作一顿,侧头看向她。 „This foreigner named Steven said.” Jiang He fingers of computer. “这个叫斯蒂芬的洋鬼子说的。”姜禾指指电脑。 In the Xu Qing eye reveals the gratified light. 许青眼中露出欣慰的光。 Waits to teach her the drill book, the elementary school graduates certainly quickly. 等把练习册教给她,小学毕业一定很快。 ...... …… The next day is cloudy, cool wind is blowing slowly, did not make noise. 隔日多云,清凉的风儿徐徐吹着,一点也不喧嚣。 Has had the breakfast, handles again, Jiang He spreads sleek/moist lipstick in the Xu Qing guide, a hair bunch agile ponytail, puts on the duckbill cap. 吃过早饭,再打理一下,姜禾在许青的指导中涂一下润唇膏,头发束个利落的马尾,戴上鸭舌帽。 The upper body white short sleeve, puts on a light sun-screening clothes, gets down the height waist extravagant leg trousers, thin style, appears the slim figure selected a obviously high. 上身白色短袖,套上一件薄薄的防晒衣,下身高腰阔腿裤,一身显瘦风格,把本就修长的身材显得更高挑。 Cannot compare Xu Qing one meter eight silly big stature, standing appears is together small, oneself seem high. 只是还是比不上许青一米八的傻大个儿,站一起显得小,自己一个人就显得高。 „Why wears the hat?” “为什么戴帽子？” Jiang He is not familiar with duckbill cap some, old wants to put out a hand to dial, blocked her field of vision. 姜禾对鸭舌帽有些不习惯,老想伸手拨一下,挡住了她的视野。 „Sun-screening, I am disinclined to open an umbrella.” “防晒,我懒得撑伞。” „Why don't you wear?” “那你为什么不戴？” „I did not fear that exposes to the sun.” Xu Qing goes out has a look at the weather, brings to pin itself on the Jiang He hat, „waited a while Sun you to wear in a big way again is good.” “我不怕晒。”许青出门看看天气,把姜禾的帽子拿过来扣自己头上,“等一会儿太阳大了你再戴就好了。” Jiangcheng Amusement Park is approaching the suburb place, needs to transfer public transportation a time, two person's in routes according to plan rides in a carriage, puts out the cell phone to the vehicle on respectively a riding code, sits is waiting for station of arrival to the back row. 江城游乐园在靠近郊区的地方,需要转一次公交,两个人按照计划里的路线乘车,到车上各自拿出手机嘀一下乘车码,坐到后排等着到站。 Has the help of Xu Qing, uses the Xu Qing ID card in the places of all need status, the WeChat telephone and so on, the daily life absolutely does not have the issue. 有许青的帮助,在一切需要身份的地方都用许青身份证,微讯电话之类,日常生活已经完全没问题。 „The public transportation on this station sign I all have sat.” Jiang He lowers the sound to show off. “这个站牌上的公交我全坐过一遍。”姜禾压低声音炫耀。 „Really fierce.” “真厉害。” „You wear the criminal on this hat likely television.” “你戴着这个帽子像电视上的犯罪分子。” „Thanks the praise.” “谢谢夸奖。” „If bumps into that black fatty, he must certainly check you, really especially looks like, lacks a mask.” “要是碰到那个黑胖子,他肯定要查你,真的特别像,就是缺个口罩。” Jiang He gesticulates the mouth, in movie that they watch together, these bastards put on despicable airs like this, wears duckbill cap sneaky, looks not like the good person. 姜禾比划一下嘴巴,他们一起看的电影里,那些坏蛋都是这样人模狗样的,戴个鸭舌帽鬼鬼祟祟,一看就不像好人。 „If you can this same not speak with the research crime plan covertly, I thought that is normal.” Xu Qing by the steam that she spouts is made the ear is somewhat itchy, „, moreover did you have the discovery recently your words change?” “如果你能不这样偷偷摸摸和研究犯罪计划一样说话,我觉得还蛮正常的。”许青被她喷出的热气弄得耳朵有些痒,“而且你有没有发现最近你话变多了？” The words discussed the attribute, although was moe, but the Jiang He sneaky appearance added that he looked like the criminal...... 话唠属性虽然是个萌点,但姜禾鬼鬼祟祟的样子还说他像犯罪分子…… „Cannot be loud.” Jiang He finger/refers of ‚please the propaganda do not post pictures in the compartment clamored loudly’, by restored aloof heroine on the chair. “不能大声。”姜禾指一下‘请不要在车厢内大声喧哗’的宣传贴画,靠在椅子上恢复高冷女侠。 Xu Qing looks to out of the window, in the eye has the happy expression of not being able to keep. 许青看向窗外,眼里带着藏不住的笑意。 In the final analysis Jiang He is girl that's all, is the lively age, but constrained before ruthlessly seemingly is too dull, is somewhat simple-hearted, with day ***, should like playing game watch films to listen to music more and more and so on. 说到底姜禾还是个女孩而已,正是活泼的年纪,只是以前压抑太狠才看上去呆呆的,有些木讷,随着天***,应该会越来越喜欢玩游戏看电影听歌之类。 Un, love. 嗯,还有恋爱。 Likes installing...... Xu Qing side to look at Jiang He one calm, does not know in the amusement park can also calm free. 只是喜欢装淡定……许青侧头瞧姜禾一眼,不知道在游乐园还能不能淡定自如。 Nearly one hour, two talents arrive at the amusement park entrance, Jiang He want to go to nearby ticket office, was actually drawn by Xu Qing is walking toward the reversed direction, buys two bottles of water to the convenience store of another direction, talked with the boss while convenient. 近一个小时,两人才到游乐园大门口,姜禾想要去旁边售票处,却被许青拉着往反方向走,到另一个方向的小商店买两瓶水,顺便和老板搭话。 „Has the concessionary ticket?” “有没有优惠票？” „Has!” “有啊有啊！” The boss just wants to ask that they want to play, here has the concessionary ticket, was stopped up to move the eyebrow by Xu Qing, takes two adult tickets from the table, pushes with two bottles of mineral water. 老板刚想问他们是不是想去玩,这边有优惠票,被许青堵了一下不由动动眉毛,从桌下拿出来两张成人票,和两瓶矿泉水一起推过来。 „180, you buy to want 260 to the window.” “一百八,你到窗口买要两百六。” „Compared with online also cheap?” Xu Qing brings to take a look, „can use?” “比网上还便宜？”许青拿过来瞧瞧,“能用吧？” Nearby Jiang He heard the price anxiety, then felt the preferential benefit to be big, for a while intertwined this/should suspicion this/should to pick up a bargain expensively happily. 旁边姜禾听到价格肉疼了一下,接着又觉得优惠好大,一时纠结该嫌贵还是该开心捡了便宜。 „Sure, my shop cannot escape here, internal price.” The boss winks, looks at Xu Qing to pay money, calls one to play happily. “肯定啊,我店就在这儿又跑不了,内部价。”老板挤眉弄眼,看着许青付了钱,招呼一声玩得开心。 Left the convenience store, Jiang He received the admission ticket in Xu Qing to look right and left. 离开小商店,姜禾接过许青手里的门票左看右看。 „How cheap so many?” “怎么会便宜这么多？” „ Internal price, is the employee benefits or other anything delivers at sixes and sevens, sells his here, he hands over to sell again. “内部价,就是员工福利或者其他什么乱七八糟送的,卖到他这儿,他再转手卖。 So long as is not that person needs to snatch the scalped ticket full the place, generally has this type, like scenic spot and concert anything...... ” 只要不是那种人爆满需要抢黄牛票的地方,一般都有这种,像景点、演唱会什么的……” Xu Qing then looks at a that side store, explained with a smile: „So long as can make money, makes anything has, they make money intelligently, you economize intelligently.” 许青回头看一眼那边商店,笑着解释道:“只要能赚钱,做什么的都有,他们聪明去赚钱,你聪明就省钱。” „That...... that......” Jiang He raised the head to have a look at the front door of amusement park, „couldn't the ticket of their ticket office sell not to owe?” “那……那……”姜禾抬头看看游乐园的大门,“他们售票处的票卖不出去不是亏了吗？” „Looks at the situation, sometimes is the attraction popularity that they put intentionally, sometimes...... was drilled the funnel.” “看情况,有时候是他们故意放的吸引人气,有时候……就被人钻了漏子。” „Your how what knows?” “你怎么什么都知道？” „You know why I know, you also knew.” “等你知道我为什么知道的时候,你也就知道了。” Xu Qing thinks, leading her to step onto the escalator, „ has a thing to call the knowledge to curse, I know a lot, but I do not have the means to make you understand how I know. 许青想了想,带着她走上自动扶梯,“有个东西叫知识诅咒,我知道很多事情,但我没办法让你理解我是怎么知道的。 Perhaps only then your life course to some day of some moment, you completed something, or sees something, you understood suddenly , is this appearance. ” 也许只有你的生命历程到了某一天某一刻,你做完某件事情,或者见到某个事,你突然就明白了,哦,原来是这个样子。” „Knowledge curse?” “知识诅咒？” „Un, you do not have the means to understand that what some stupid people are actually thinking, they do not have the means to understand that your words, similar difference of information, this is related with the aspects, the story, the experience, pondered, the logic...... all, compile the same place, got it?” “嗯,你没办法理解一些愚蠢的人到底在想什么,他们同样也没办法理解你的话,类似信息差,这和方方面面有关,阅历,见识,思考,逻辑……一切一切,汇总到一起,明白了吗？” „Got it, you were that stupid person.” Jiang He nods. “明白了,你就是那个愚蠢的人。”姜禾点头。 „Good, I am.” “好吧,我是。” Jiang He pulled the finger of Xu Qing to shake shaking, looked up to elsewhere. 姜禾牵着许青的手指晃了晃,抬起头看向别处。 Xu Qing smiles deprecatingly, in the family/home so many Jiang He to the book that buys, where she can not be clear. 许青不以为意地笑笑,家里那么多给姜禾买的书,她哪会不明白。 Checking enters preschool, with the campus survey chart, two people have not saved the package while convenient, only then Jiang He at the back of her young good-for-nothing, the Xu Qing cell phone key in the pocket, has no need to wrap directly, a person raises one bottle of mineral water then to walk toward inside directly. 检票入园,顺带拿个园区导览图,两个人没有存包,只有姜禾背着她的小熊包,许青手机钥匙直接在兜里,用不着包,一人提着一瓶矿泉水便直接往里面走。 Jiangcheng Amusement Park occupies a land area of more than 600 mu, nine subject areas, if in the weekend and holiday lines up, all plays very much difficultly, but now the holiday just celebrates, inside scattered tourist, not only does not need to line up, some unpopular events also want to sufficiently collect certain population to open. 江城游乐园占地六百多亩,九个主题区,如果周末和节假日来排队的话,很难全都玩一遍,而现在节日刚过,里面只有零零散散的游客,不仅不用排队,有些冷门项目还要等凑够一定人数才能开。 „Is this special amusement place?” “这就是专门游乐的地方吗？” The squeal that side hears made Jiang He receive the girl mentality, the expression somewhat was slightly dignified, that giant steel machine gave her some senses of crisis. 旁边传来的尖叫声让姜禾收起了女孩心态,表情微微有些凝重,那巨大的钢铁机器给了她些许危机感。 Looks up, on dozens meters high big wheel disk settles the chair, the person is tying up above transfers the revolutions...... 抬头看去,几十米高的大轮盘上安着椅子,人被绑在上面转啊转…… „First played you to know!” “先玩一趟你就知道了！” Xu Qing also somewhat feels timid at heart, although Jiangcheng has such amusement park, but he, instigates to turn over to instigate for the first time, the unit price more than 100 tickets cannot waste. 许青心里也有些发怵,虽然江城就有这么个游乐园,但他还是第一次来,怂归怂,单价一百多块的票不能浪费。 Arrived playing the waiting area next starts, Xu Qing and Jiang He puts in nearby temporary cabinet fragmentarily, sits on the chair together, Jiang He that dignified appearance, some not peaceful said: „I am a little horrified, isn't this really some penalty?” 到游玩等待区等下一场开始,许青和姜禾把身上的零碎放到旁边临时柜里,一起坐在椅子上,姜禾还是那副凝重的样子,有些不安道:“我觉得有点恐怖,这真的不是某种刑罚吗？” She is very hurried, but vigorously is maintaining calm. 她很慌,但还是极力保持着淡定。 „...... You are so fierce, even if has an accident still to fly?” Xu Qing some do not determine saying that „, or...... I first try to have a look.” “……你那么厉害,就算出事也能飞下来吧？”许青有些不确定道,“要不……我先试试看看。” „I......” “我……” Jiang He is thinking last night Baidu these, shake the head, then makes an effort to break off pressure shoulder and seat belt on the chair quietly, is very solid, making her relax slightly. 姜禾想着昨晚百度的那些,摇了摇头,然后悄悄用力掰一下椅子上的压肩和安全带,很结实,让她稍稍松了口气。 „Welcome arrives at the super big bob......” “欢迎来到超级大摆锤……” The staff are introducing in the handling room loudly, is coordinating the autokinetic effect music of all around loud sound, the big bob moves slowly. 工作人员在操作室大声介绍着,配合着四周巨响的动感音乐,大摆锤慢慢动起来。 Xu Qing regretted. 许青后悔了。 Very regret. 非常后悔。 Right that Jiang He said that this special modern penalty. 姜禾说的对,这就是特么现代刑罚。 The machine starts to swing, a dizziness. 机器开始摇摆,一阵天旋地转。 Three minutes, said that were long, said when were short, set level scatter a urine the time, were very long in this time, Xu Qing lived not to be possible the love to close one's eyes, the hand was pinched painful by Jiang He, the weightlessness feeling from wrapped in all directions. 三分钟,说长不长,说短不短,放平时就撒个尿的时间,在此时却无比漫长,许青生无可恋地闭着眼睛,手被姜禾捏得生疼,失重感从四面八方包裹而来。 „Joyful time always short......” “快乐的时间总是短暂的……” When does not know, the staff finally start to speak, the big bob starts to be slow, about squeal also stops rests. 不知何时,工作人员终于又开始讲话,大摆锤开始慢下来,左右的尖叫声也止歇。 From equipment, Xu Qing leg one soft, has almost not come to a stop. 从设备上下来,许青腿一软,差点没站稳。 Side takes a look, the Jiang He small face is pallid. 侧头瞧瞧,姜禾小脸煞白。 Two people took package and the cell phone key silently go out, found a bench to sit. 两个人默然无语地拿了包和手机钥匙出去,找到一把长椅坐下来。 „Also plays?” “还玩吗？” „Do you think?” “你想吗？” „Is martial arts so high will also fear?” “武功那么高也会怕？” „If not tie up me to turn circle, making me from jump down I not to fear high.” “如果不绑着我转圈,让我从那么高跳下来我都不怕。” „...... Conscientious has the security sense.” “……脚踏实地才有安全感是吧。” „Un.” “嗯。” „......” “……” „......” “……” Not far away another squeal transmits. 不远处又一阵尖叫声传来。 „Also plays?” This time is Jiang He asked that her expression is very serious, „I can visit you to play.” “还玩吗？”这次是姜禾问的,她表情很严肃,“我可以看着你玩。” „Or trades, do I think you to play?” “要不换一下,我看着你玩？” Xu Qing is incapable of complaining, Wang Zijun this pit goods, were to definitely think the pit especially on that day he feel. 许青无力吐槽,特么王子俊这个坑货,那天肯定是想坑他过来感受一下。 He has been able to imagine, the Wang Zijun complexion accompanies the girlfriend to play this to play that pallidly, then the girlfriend draws him to line up very much excitedly, then a telephone resounds, Wang Zijun pretends the exciting appearance to shout: ‚Amusement park, plays together!’ 他已经能想象到,王子俊脸色煞白地陪着女朋友玩这个玩儿那个,然后那女朋友很兴奋地拉着他排队,接着一个电话响起,王子俊装作兴奋的样子大喊:‘游乐园,一起来玩啊！’ „How do they play that happily?” “他们是怎么玩那么高兴的？” Jiang He looks up hangs cannot bear the opens the mouth in the above person. 姜禾抬头看着挂在上面的人忍不住开口。 „Perhaps was kidnapped.” Xu Qing is also gaining ground, „girlfriend wants to play, the boyfriend must accompany.” “也许是被绑架上去的。”许青也抬着头,“女朋友想玩,男朋友就得陪着。” Broad considers, I recently using novel app, 【App】 The Android apple cell phone supports! 广个告,我最近在用的小说app,【app】安卓苹果手机都支持！ „I do not accompany you.” “我不陪你。” „...... Explained that our sentiments are not very reliable.” “……说明我们的感情还不够牢固。” „Do you accompany me?” Jiang He was skeptical. “你陪我吗？”姜禾表示怀疑。 „I do not accompany you.” “我也不陪你。” Xu Qing thought that two weak chickens discussed this unlikely matter is very stupid, no one dares to come up obviously again. 许青觉得两个弱鸡讨论这种根本不可能发生的事很蠢,明明谁都不敢再上去。 „This torture , if using in the prison, who is dishonest ties up him above transfers several double-hour......” “这酷刑要是用在大牢里,谁不老实就把他绑在上面转几个时辰……” Jiang He is saying, two people think that picture, simultaneously hit to tremble. 姜禾说着,两个人想到那个画面,齐齐打了个寒颤。 Too terrifying. 太恐怖了。 Xu Qing turns the head to control the view to look, removes the surrounding intermittent scream, the scenery of campus is good, he proposed: „Or we patted according to the line.” 许青转头左右观瞧,去除掉周围的阵阵尖叫,园区的景色还是不错的,他提议道:“要不我们拍一下照就行了。” More than 100...... the waste wastes. 一百多……浪费就浪费吧。 „Good good!” “好啊好啊！” Jiang He incomparable approval. 姜禾无比赞同。 Sat for quite a while on the chair, two talents recover consciousness, one bottle of mineral water have drunk the light, takes several photos then to look for the restroom. 在椅子上坐了半天,两个人才缓过来,一瓶矿泉水已经喝光,拍几张照便去找厕所。 When other Jiang He came out, Xu Qing is rubbing the palm, unfolds the view to look the survey chart of campus, thinks some gentle projects, the image rotation wooden horse...... 在等姜禾出来的时候,许青揉着手掌,把园区的导览图铺开观瞧,才想起来有一些平和的项目,像旋转木马…… Although a grown man plays this thing comparison to throw the share, but accompanied the words of girlfriend is very reasonable. 虽然一个大男人玩这个东西比较丢份,但陪女朋友的话就很合理了。 Jiang He washes in faucet there the hand, scratches to begin, felt that Sun was somewhat big, thinks oneself by the appearance of tanning, put out a hand to take off the hat of Xu Qing slanting belt/bring to detain itself on. 姜禾在水龙头那里洗把手,擦着手出来,感觉到太阳有些大了,想想自己被晒黑的样子,伸手摘下许青斜带的帽子扣自己头上。 „Why do you go to bathroom each time are so quick?” “为什么你每次上厕所都那么快？” „Because I am a man.” “因为我是男人。” „Doesn't need...... to scratch?” “不用……擦一下的吗？” „Un?” Xu Qing takes a look at her to feign the appearance of safe/without matter, said: „Do your girls want to scratch?” “嗯？”许青瞧瞧她佯装无事的样子,道:“难道你们女孩都要擦一下？” „Lecher!” “登徒子！” „......” “……” Double sign! 双标！ Xu Qing receives the survey chart, slightly crosses this issue, refers to a finger/refers of distant place saying: „We play the Merry-Go-Round.” 许青收起导览图,略过这个问题,指指远处道:“我们玩旋转木马。” „Also can play?” The Jiang He body trembled. “还要玩？”姜禾身子颤了一下。 „This does not fly, will not fling, with riding a horse to be the same.” “这个不飞起来,也不会甩来甩去,就和骑马一样。” „...... Has a look.” Jiang He drew the hat brim, some do not believe. “……去看看吧。”姜禾拉了拉帽檐,有些不相信。 If will tie up to hang to in the air to fling, she looks that a Xu Qing person plays. 如果会把人绑起来吊到空中甩来甩去,她就看着许青一个人玩。