The bathroom hears the sound of water. 浴室传来哗哗的水声。 The child who Jiang He does the wrong thing probably, lowers the head to sit on the sofa to dig out the finger. 姜禾像是做错事的小孩,低着头坐沙发上抠手指。 „Already seven point ten points.” “已经七点十分了。” Xu Qing comes out is a little awkward, reminds one, the Jiang He look moves fast, looks at each other one with him, the look touches difference. 许青出来的时候还有点尴尬,提醒一句,姜禾眼神飘忽,与他对视一眼,眼神一触即分。 „Such late?” Next quarter she responded, the ball from the sofa, sat before the computer. “这么晚了？”下一刻她才反应过来,从沙发上弹起,坐到电脑前。 Just the unexpected happening, does not know that made anything, waits response that ended lags behind, probably two people are impure. 刚刚鬼使神差的,都不知道做了些什么,等结束才后知后觉的反应过来,好像两个人不清白了。 Jiang He looks at Xu Qing one secretly, deeply inspires, the mouth is reading broken, lands own game account number. 姜禾偷瞄许青一眼,深吸口气,嘴里碎碎念着,登陆自己的游戏账号。 „Youth is part in entire social sector most has the strength of vitality/angry positively. They most are willing to study, least conservative thinking, in Era Socialista particularly this.” “青年是整个社会力量中的一部分最积极最有生气的力量。他们最肯学习,最少保守思想,在社会主义时代尤其是这样。” „Had the knowledge, being just like stood on the mountain, can see very far lots. Without the knowledge, such as walks in the blind ditch, cannot try to find out, that will be bitter the ghost person......” “有了学问,好比站在山上,可以看到很远很多东西。没有学问,如在暗沟里走路,摸索不着,那会苦煞人……” „What are you saying?” The Xu Qing look to audited subtly, for a while does not know should say anything. “你在说什么？”许青眼神微妙地到一旁听了一下,一时不知道该说什么。 „Not, no.” “没、没什么。” „I...... do not stand today, makes my chain armor.” “那我……今天不站了,做我的锁子甲吧。” Xu Qing touches the nose, has not paid attention to Jiang He read broken, discovered own one pile of tools from the one side, while convenient placing the vertical clothes rack of hovel took, the sleeve of armor had been hung by him above, the surface is flashing the metallic luster, had the solid feel. 许青摸摸鼻子,没理会姜禾的碎碎念,从一旁找出自己的一堆工具,顺便把放在杂物间的立式衣架拿出来,盔甲的袖子已经被他挂在上面,表面闪着金属光泽,极具厚重感。 He cannot think that...... their will be been unexpectedly silent by Jiang He is tracing the leg, curious also brings small exciting moving about, waited to finish up to respond. 他也想不到竟然会被姜禾……俩人一个沉默着摸腿,一个好奇又带点小兴奋的动来动去,等完事了才反应过来。 Needs to return to normal the mood. 需要平复一下心情。 One side Xu Qing sat ka ka pinched several iron hoops, heard the music to resound, raised the head to have a look, more than 20 are waiting personally, this began broadcasting has fluttered immediately the barrage. 许青坐一旁咔咔捏了几个铁环,听到音乐响起,抬头看看,有二十多个人在等着,这一开播顿时飘过弹幕。 " Finally came! " 「终于来了！」 " Also thought the pigeon...... " 「还以为鸽了……」 " Was late was late! Punishing by forcing to stand elder brother? " 「迟到了迟到了！罚站哥呢？」 Politely raises hand the pliers, the Xu Qing tone is optional: „Today performs a hand to pinch the chain armor to you.” 礼貌性地扬扬手上钳子,许青语气随意:“今天给你们表演一个手捏锁子甲。” " fuck?! " 「卧槽？！」 " Doesn't punish by forcing to stand? " 「不罚站了？」 " What today is this puts in order to live? " 「今天这是整什么活？」 " Limelight limelight, this is among the game live broadcasts...... " 「注意点注意点,这是游戏直播间……」 Jiang He looks that Xu Qing and audience interact, looks at his one eyes spookily, moves the mouse to start the road of own field of honor PK. 姜禾看着许青和观众互动,幽幽地瞧他一眼,移动鼠标开始自己的决斗场pk之路。 Wears the ugly Christmas hat, brushes the trash hand grenade that the chart gives, what she has been performing is the gaudy blowing deceased person, today actually somewhat blows motionless. 戴着丑丑的圣诞帽,还有刷图给的垃圾手炮,她一直在表演什么叫花里胡哨的刮死人,今天却有些刮不动了。 Perhaps is the mentally confused reason, first on the duel unfavorable situation, ate opposite two landslide cracks in the earth to cut forcefully, the magma that emitted swallowed the Jiang He female ringer, finally a pitiful yell. 也许是心乱的缘故,第一场就决斗失利,硬生生吃了对面两个山崩地裂斩,哗哗冒出的岩浆把姜禾的女枪手吞噬,最终一声惨叫。 Pinches a dried sweet potato conveniently the mouth, she starts the second duel, probably oneself play, has disregarded blindness of nearby Xu Qing and audience talks. 随手捏一片红薯干进嘴里,她开始第二场决斗,像是自己一个人玩似的,已经无视了旁边的许青和观众们的瞎侃。 Jiang He had realized, oneself is the tool person. 姜禾已经意识到,自己才是工具人。 „This is the opens the mouth ring, four cards are pinching tightly together, this...... then nearby four extend again.” Xu Qing like patting video time demonstrates, how to the audience explained him to do. “这是开口圆环,四个卡在一起捏紧,这样……然后边上四个再延伸。”许青像拍视频的时候那样示范一下,给观众讲解他要怎么做。 The calophyllum inophyllum feels the chin to study the moment, looks to the place of behind originally Xu Qing stand pile, now put a clothes rack, above is hanging the iron sleeve, his spirit inspires suddenly. 胡桐摸着下巴研究片刻,看向后面原本许青站桩的地方,现在放了一个衣架,上面挂着铁袖子,他忽然精神一振。 reckless big tung: " Anchor are you military commander aristocratic family?! Practiced martial art to wear the armor again? " 胡大桐树:「主播你这是武将世家？！习武完了再穿盔甲？」 Turned round in those days the honor? Is he also the frantic armor fan? 复往日荣光？他也是个狂热的盔甲爱好者？ „ Right, my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather...... many generations are Xu Chu, in the family/home have the tiger crazy fist that he leaves behind upward, before is , that I practice. “没错,我爷爷的爷爷的爷爷……往上很多辈是许褚,家里有他留下的虎痴拳,就是之前我练的那个。 Practices boxing first practices the waist, the waist is the key point of entire catching up, the strength from the place, sends in the leg, controls in waist, first has the loosen of waist, to sink, revolutions, then the ability reaches the shoulder, elbow, wrist and hand...... ” 练拳先练腰,腰是整个发力的重点,力从地起,发于腿,主宰于腰,先有腰的松、沉、转,然后才能力达肩、肘、腕、手……” Xu Qing serious talking nonsense, said resembles the mold type, but also really fooled many people, simultaneously in the hand has not stopped, the iron hoop linked up one after another, another sleeve has made half. 许青一本正经的扯淡,说得似模似样的,还真唬住了不少人,同时手上也没停,铁环一个接一个被衔接起来,另一条袖子已经做了一半。 " Originally the anchor is surnamed Xu...... " 「原来主播姓许啊……」 " Are you brother and sister live broadcasts? " 「你们是兄妹直播吗？」 " Is this obviously the spectrum of Tai Chi? " Sand sculpture netizen anything can, but some moment people brave the question. 「这明明是太极拳的谱吧？」沙雕网友啥都会,不过片刻就有人冒出来质疑。 „World martial learn/study changes , but staying the same, what fist is the same.” “天下武学万变不离其宗,什么拳都一样。” After being experienced, when does not use is staring, Xu Qing has a look at the game of Jiang He, has a look among the live broadcasts again, pulls talks nonsense to boast, comfortable. 手熟了以后,都不用时时盯着,许青看看姜禾的游戏,再看看直播间,扯扯淡吹吹牛,闲适的很。 Had the appearance of several points of live broadcast actually, although the population cannot compare several days before, but the activity considerably increases. 倒是有了几分直播的样子,虽然人数比不上前几天,不过活跃程度大大增加。 „We are the male and female friends, this is my boyfriend.” Tool person Jiang He catches that barrage that among mixes keenly. “我们是男女朋友,这是我男朋友。”工具人姜禾敏锐地捕捉到中间混进来的那条弹幕。 " 666, where incorrect appearance but feels like. " 「666,不过觉得好像哪里不对的样子。」 " Normal isn't boyfriend playing games, the girlfriend eats between -meal snack to do other matters in side? " 「正常不都是男朋友打游戏,女朋友在旁边吃零食做些其他事吗？」 " Among this live broadcasts when normal? Do you see the live broadcast to punish by forcing to stand also make the armor? " 「这个直播间什么时候正常过？你见过直播罚站还做盔甲的？」 " Said is also...... " 「说的也是……」 The barrage has fluttered, Jiang He has not made a sound again, became the tool person completely, plays itself to play not silently. 弹幕飘过,姜禾没再吱声,完全成了工具人,一言不发地玩自己游戏。 The luck is not good, second bumps into external, takes the blade to cut like the mad dog, third meets the local tyrant nuclear bomb class/flow, ran is running is using the big skill to kill her. 只是运气不好,第二把碰到外挂,拿着刀砍得像疯狗一样,第三把又遇到个土豪核弹流,跑着跑着就用大技能把她撞死了。 On the white and tender small feet is hanging the slipper, rocks under the chair gently, Xu Qing looks at one, looks at one again, looks again and again...... 白白嫩嫩的小脚上挂着拖鞋,在椅子下面轻轻晃动,许青瞄一眼,再瞄一眼,再再瞄…… It is not good, in live broadcast. 不行了,在直播呢。 The Xu Qing entire condition, looked that among the live broadcasts the population is a little bad, pinches the iron hoop, although makes the beforehand audience look novelly, but is not quite friendly to the new audience, preserving rate/lead was not big, pinched for a half hour, he received the thing, the clothes rack moves things out of the way, moves the hands and feet to start to practice the pile. 许青整整状态,看直播间人数有点差,捏铁环虽然让之前的观众看得新奇,但对新来的观众不太友好,留存率不大,捏了半个小时,他把东西收一下,衣架搬开,活动活动手脚开始练桩。 " Came to come, that punishing by forcing to stand man he came! " 「来了来了,那个罚站的男人他来了！」 " Zhong Kui, the wax figure, the young girl, the famous scene reappears! " 「钟馗,蜡像,少女,名场面重现！」 Gives 888 cash red packages to pay attention to the vx. public number 【Book friend supreme headquarters】, Looked that the hot gate god does, pulls out 888 cash red packages! 送888现金红包关注vx.公众号【书友大本营】,看热门神作,抽888现金红包！ „Can you have a look at my playing games?” Jiang He could not bear, bites the red potato chips to make noise. “你们能不能看看我打游戏？”姜禾忍不住了,咬着红薯片出声。 Yogurt beautiful young girl: " Is looking was looking, I have been looking! " 酸奶美少女:「在看在看,我一直在看！」 The blue autumn is greatly big: " Both have to look that...... the anchor a little draws the hip today, lost many times, was the partition high was difficult to hit the condition is not good? " 蓝秋大大大:「两个都有看……不过主播今天有点拉胯呀,输了好多次了,是分段高了难打还是状态不好？」 „I......” “我……” Jiang He then looks at Xu Qing one, a little blushes sharp-eared, maintains the serious said/tunnel diligently: „Score is too high has not been familiar with, then cannot.” 姜禾回头看许青一眼,耳朵尖有点发红,努力保持严肃地道:“分数太高还没习惯,接下来不会了。” She swallows the red potato chips of mouth, the plate good both legs deeply to inspire, before one hour of live broadcast ended, wins the five victories in a row, in one piece " 666 " in the barrage finished the live broadcast. 她把嘴里的红薯片咽下去,盘好双腿深吸口气,在一个小时直播结束前,拿下五连胜,在一片「666」的弹幕中结束直播。 The whole body relaxes by the chair, Jiang He looked that Xu Qing that receives the potential to aspirate, holds the foot to lower the head. 浑身放松靠在椅子上,姜禾看一眼收势吐气的许青,抱着脚丫低下头。 How to have that matter to happen...... 怎么会有那种事发生…… „watch films?” Xu Qing asked. “看电影吗？”许青问。 „Does not look!” Jiang He shakes the head fiercely. “不看！”姜禾猛摇头。 „Did not look that did not look, but I must tell you, I have not wet pants.” “不看就不看,但是我必须要告诉你,我没有尿裤子。” „......” “……” Jiang He does not speak, the look has swept from him, fluttered downward, suddenly set out from the chair, leapt to run back the room steaming. 姜禾不说话了,眼神从他身上扫过,往下飘一下,忽然从椅子上起身,腾腾腾跑回房间。 The Xu Qing state of mind sits the sofa to hold the computer complex, tastes the moment, turns on the software the new soap opera that unemotionally started to brush just screened. 许青心绪复杂地坐回沙发抱起电脑,回味片刻,面无表情地打开软件开始刷刚上映的新电视剧。 Male and female friend, normal. 男女朋友,正常的。 Having a clear conscience. 问心无愧。 honest. 清清白白。 „You......” “你……” Jiang He pokes head to stare at Xu Qing from the bedroom, starts to speak but hesitates. 姜禾从卧室探出头盯着许青,欲言又止。 „Thought watch films?” “想看电影了？” „No, is......” Jiang He puffs and blows two, some puzzled tunnels: „My shoes......” “不,就是……”姜禾吭哧两下,有些纠结地道:“我的鞋……” „I will not do any strange matter to your shoes absolutely!” “我绝对不会对你的鞋做什么奇怪的事！” „, Then makes anything loudly.” “哦,那么大声做什么。” Jiang He visits him to say carefully, shrinks the fastening door. 姜禾小心地看着他说完,又把头缩回去关紧房门。 Facing the door of fastening, Xu Qing deeply inspires. 面对关紧的房门,许青深吸口气。 Probably was fallen the wisdom attack. 好像被降智打击了。 ...... …… Jiang He lies on the bed is staring at the cell phone, puts out a hand to direct, on the face facial expression a while changes, finally covers adeptly on the face. 姜禾趴在床上盯着手机,伸出手指点点点,脸上神情一会儿一变,最终拿手捂在脸上。 Very hot. 很烫。 Actually did she make what? 她究竟做了什么？