Three views were subverted are very serious things, in wuxia light, then the disposition big change, is turned into the demon who stops at no evil by the modest and self-demanding gentleman, is turned into the ultra thick smoking makeup by the pretty beautiful woman, heavy overstated, had hair dishevelled to spit the blood...... 三观被颠覆是很严重的事情,在武侠里轻则心性大变,由谦谦君子变成无恶不作的魔头,由靓丽佳人变成超浓的烟熏妆,重则走火入魔,披头散发口吐鲜血…… If the blind person were good? 要是个瞎子就好了？ Jiang He this saying like classical sickness tender, let on Xu Qing the movement slow several points. 姜禾这话就像古典病娇一样,让许青手上动作都慢了几分。 „Your blackening?” “你黑化了？” „Un?” “嗯？” „All right, you let loose the hand I not to look, I am an honorable gentleman.” “没事,你放开手我也不会看,我是个正人君子。” Xu Qing really said. 许青说得和真的似的。 „Why do you want to pay attention to me to drop?” “那你为什么要关注我放不放手？” „......” “……” The logic is clear, orderly, making Xu Qing voice the feeling of old father: „Grew up.” 逻辑清晰,有条有理,让许青不由发出老父亲的感慨:“长大了啊。” Jiang He then looks angrily at him, a hammer is ready to make trouble. 姜禾回头怒视他,头锤蠢蠢欲动。 What thing grew up?! 什么玩意就长大了？！ „You open, I come!” Jiang He was angry, outside pitch-dark profiting, what also wants to make even now? “你起开,我自己来！”姜禾生气了,在外面黑漆漆的占点便宜就算了,现在还想做什么？ Without getting married, thinks that the nuptial chamber is inadequate?! 都没有成亲,就想洞房不成？！ Xu Qing is forced to put down blower, but must stare to sit the sofa to come up, looked that Jiang He pull up the hair to air-dry clumsy, the spacious pajamas cannot block from her tender and delicate body, just extracted the sprout like the spring in the willow branch, as the movement rocks gently. 许青被迫放下吹风筒,还要被盯着坐回沙发上去,看姜禾笨手笨脚地自己撩着头发吹干,宽大的睡衣遮不住她娇嫩的身子,像春天里刚刚抽出新芽的柳枝,随着动作轻轻晃动。 This small physique can erupt such tremendous strength, is unscientific, must result in studies to be good well. 这小身板可以爆发出那样巨大的力量,一点都不科学,必须得好好研究一下才行。 Xu Qing that for wholeheartedly the scientific development considers puts up one leg on the other, proposed: „Do you want to move in my room?” 一心为了科学发展着想的许青搭起二郎腿,提议道:“你要不要搬去我屋里？” „Why do I want to move in your room?” Jiang He is startled, this fellow really thinks the nuptial chamber, „we have not gotten married!” “我为什么要搬去你屋里？”姜禾吃惊,这家伙果然是想洞房,“我们还没有成亲！” „Un...... I will not make anything, but you have rested the hovel to be not quite appropriate, that bed is big is uncomfortable.” “嗯……我又不会做什么,只是你一直睡杂物间不太合适,那个床又不小又不舒服。” What Xu Qing said is the truth, the Jiang He spring bed only suits lies down rest, if rests for a long time, somewhat will be uncomfortable, „my room is the spring mattress, is big and soft, you tried to know to distinguish, moreover I could not be victorious you, if you do not want to be what me not to have the means.” 许青说的是实话,姜禾的弹簧床只适合躺一躺休息一下,如果长期睡的话,会有些难受,“我房间是席梦思,又大又软,你试一下就知道区别了,而且我又打不过你,要是你不想做什么我也没办法啊。” „You want with my nuptial chamber, added that what you won't make?” Jiang He is more surprised, has this person worked as the fool her? “你都想和我洞房了,还说你不会做什么？”姜禾更加吃惊,这个人是不是一直把她当傻子的？ Even in her time still knows that rests a room definitely to have a child! Only if there is any disease...... 就算在她那个时代也知道睡一屋肯定会生孩子啊！除非有什么疾病…… „Can put one bowl of water in the beds, like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai.” “可以在床中间放一碗水,像梁山伯和祝英台一样。” „I did not know these two people who you said that moreover puts one bowl of water to be useful?” “我不认识你说的这两个人,而且放一碗水有什么用？” „Un......” “嗯……” Xu Qing feels reasonable, most useful is the Jiang He time, can get up according to him cannot get up, one bowl of water are truly useless. 许青觉得有道理,最有用的就是姜禾的功夫,可以按着他起都起不来,一碗水确实没什么用。 The scientific study found, in the evening the brain can secrete named dopamine, affects the mood and idea of person, making one get excited and stimulated...... 科学研究表明,晚上大脑会分泌一种叫作多巴胺,影响人的情绪和想法,让人产生冲动和亢奋…… Said simply, is by something control, Xu Qing is regretted easily now very much before , does not have to trick logically in the bedding Jiang He, does the lecher on the lecher, have to hug the fragrant warm person to sleep together importantly? 简单说,就是容易被某种东西支配,许青现在就很后悔之前没有顺理成章把姜禾忽悠进被窝里,登徒子就登徒子,有抱着香香暖暖的人一起睡觉重要吗？ „In brief rests the bed is very comfortable, you can first experience, our two change the room...... right, does not need to rest the same place, waits to receive my room your thing, I receive your room the thing, we traded to be good.” “总之睡大床是非常舒服的,你可以先体验一下,我们两个换一下房间……对,不用睡一起,等一下把你东西收到我房间,我把东西收到你房间,我们换换就好了。” Xu Qing was saying has returned to the bedroom entrance, some appearance non- natures of walking, mainly the strange Jiang He two calves build to shake following the chair shake, always makes one want to seize to pinch well in the hand. 许青说着已经回到自己卧室门口,走路的样子有些不自然,主要还是怪姜禾两条小腿顺着椅子搭下来一直晃啊晃的,老让人想捉在手里好好捏捏。 „I do not want!” Jiang He opposed. “我不要！”姜禾反对。 „No, you want.” “不,你要。” „I rest oneself there to be very comfortable, does not need to trade.” “我睡自己那里很舒服,不用换。” „You are my girlfriend, if known I rest the master bedroom you to rest the hovel, is not very good to my reputation, will be used the colored vision to regard, this has not resulted in says.” “你是我的女朋友,如果被人知道我睡主卧你睡杂物间,那对我的名声特别不好,也会被人用有色眼光看待,这个没得讲。” „Who knows?” “谁会知道？” Jiang He has air-dried the hair, according to blower, the noise of living room vanishes immediately, becoming to be peaceful. 姜禾已经把头发吹干,按掉吹风筒,客厅的噪声顿时消失,变得安静下来。 „You rest your, I rest my, you did not say how others do know?” Jiang He does not want to trade. “你睡你的,我睡我的,你不说别人怎么会知道？”姜禾不想换。 Originally given shelter relations, then becomes the male and female friend, now moves in the master bedroom, mistress who turns into the home same...... 本来就是被收留的关系,然后成为男女朋友,现在搬进主卧,变成这个家的女主人一样…… Good, although later will definitely turn into the mistress, but now is not absolutely good, two people rest the master bedroom either together, either she rests the hovel, has not made Xu Qing move goes to the truth of hovel, doing seems her to bully Xu Qing to be the same. 好吧,虽然以后肯定会变成女主人,但是现在绝对不行,两个人要么一起睡主卧,要么她睡杂物间,没有让许青搬去杂物间的道理,搞得好像她欺负许青一样。 But now has not gotten married, resting definitely is not together good, unmarried is first pregnant must be soaked the pig cage, Second Mother will also run in the Jiang He dream to scold her, Jiang He is thinking like this, heard that side Xu Qing saying: „My father they knows, previous coming time also scolded me, said that our two should trade.” 而现在还没有成亲,睡一起肯定不行,未婚先孕要被浸猪笼的,二娘也会跑进姜禾的梦里去骂死她,姜禾正这样想着,就听到那边许青说:“我爸他们知道,上次过来的时候还骂我了,说我们两个该换换。” „How will your father say like this?” The Jiang He eye opened a point. “你爸怎么会这样说？”姜禾眼睛睁大了一点。 „Possibly regarded the daughter-in-law you.” “可能把你当成儿媳妇了吧。” Xu Qing with the body to the bedroom, then the strange posture then and she said a while words, are willing to turn around finally, think saying: „You can also shout his father now, the words that after all we bid good-bye you will kill me, called to call to be the same early late.” 许青用身子对着卧室,然后回头的奇怪姿势和她说了一会儿话,才终于肯转过来,想了想道:“你现在也可以喊他爸,毕竟我们分手的话你会打死我,早叫晚叫都一样。” In the head is thinking Xu Wenbin damn the same expression, Xu Qing cannot bear smile, must be startled that old man, gives him big frightening, is very certainly fun. 脑袋里想着许文斌见鬼一样的表情,许青忍不住笑起来,得惊那老头儿一下,给他一个大大的惊吓,一定很好玩。 „, Too...... too......” Jiang He did not shake the head, suppresses does not know described suddenly with what word. “不可以,太……太……”姜禾摇头,憋了一下不知道用什么词形容。 „All right, most thought that from the beginning you are not quite sensible, but the time is long, they were used to it, if I must bid good-bye with you, they will also kill me.” Xu Qing acts bashful the mentality of old couples stubbornly. “没事的,最多就是一开始觉得你不太懂事,但时间一长,他们就习惯了,如果我要和你分手的话,他们也会打死我。”许青把老两口的心态拿捏的死死的。 Exposes the identity issue later in any case time will also make Xu Wenbin they have the opinion, first simple and crude gives them to come would rather now all of a sudden, making them be familiar with, Xu Wenbin are most is also and Zhou Suzhi compels two, facing Jiang He show due respect for the feelings, will call such 2-3 times, Xu Wenbin should, really be then fragrant. 反正以后暴露身份问题的时候也会让许文斌俩人有意见,倒不如现在先简单粗暴地给他们来一下子,让他们习惯,许文斌最多也就是和周素芝逼逼两句,面对姜禾还是会给面子的,叫上那么2-3次,许文斌就会应,然后真香。 Takes up the copper head leather belt to pull out facing own son, is not hot tempered facing bystander Xu Wenbin, instead reasonable...... Xu Qing will look that Jiang He both hands insert the appearance that in the hair moves, has turned around to the bedroom, then said: „My father said in any case we should trade, you moved to be good, otherwise he must scold me next time, benefits that this was the girlfriend.” 面对自己儿子抄起铜头皮带抽,面对外人许文斌就没那么暴躁,反而会通情达理了……许青看姜禾双手插进头发里撩动的样子,重新转过身对着卧室,回头道:“反正我爸都说了我们该换换,你搬过来就行了,不然下次他还得骂我,这就是女朋友的福利。” Said that has not waited for Jiang He should, Xu Qing returns to the room to pack the thing, piles the same place own pillow quilt, charger data line, straw sandal pajamas, of all kinds tidies up the same place, prepares to transfer to the hovel. 说完没等姜禾应,许青就回屋收拾东西,把自己的枕头被子摞到一起,还有充电宝数据线,草鞋睡衣,七七八八的都收拾到一起,准备移到杂物间里面去。 „I stay for temporary lodging, where has taking advantage of taking advantage of runs the host family crowded? Does not trade.” Jiang He said. “我只是借住,哪有借着借着把主人家挤跑的？不换。”姜禾道。 „Your cry master?” “那你叫声主人？” ?? ？？ „Cracks a joke, you are the girlfriend run the boyfriend crowded, this should be righteous.” “开玩笑的,你是女朋友把男朋友挤跑,这应该理直气壮。” Xu Qing holds the quilt to come out, kicks the sofa say/way: „You did not receive me to help you receive.” 许青抱着被子出来,踢踢沙发道:“你不收我就帮你收了。” „I come!” “我自己来！” Jiang He saw Xu Qing to receive the thing, very firm must trade, in the hand also takes her straw sandal, remembered in the room by she is drying in the sun two long socks, some tight earth-boring augers returned to the room the fastening door, tidied up own equipment. 姜禾见许青已经收好了东西,很坚定的非换不可,手上还拿着她的草鞋,不由想起房间里被她晾着的两条长长的袜子,有些紧张地钻回屋里关紧房门,收拾自己的装备。 „Can help? You do not have many things probably.” Xu Qing asked in out of the door. “要不要帮忙？你好像也没多少东西。”许青在门外问。 „Does not need!” “不需要！” Passed the moment, Jiang He wore the pajamas, the bosom holds the quilt to open the door, trod to put in the Xu Qing room. 过了片刻,姜禾穿着睡衣,怀里抱着被子打开门,踏踏踏放到许青屋里。 The shoes in corner, her sword, the cell phone, one bunch of clothes, the thing of hovel and master bedroom exchanges one, completes the exchange. 还有角落里的鞋,她的剑,手机,一堆衣服,杂物间和主卧的东西都调换一通,完成互换。 Xu Qing started to move to the hovel, the master bedroom gave Jiang He. 许青开始搬到了杂物间,主卧让给姜禾。