MWCTYA :: Volume #2

#139: How the nuptial chamber can like this


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Negotiates this matter, the old woman is most adept, no matter buys the clothes to do grocery shopping, one point one hair must dig out whiz, then wipes a zero, finished up must install in the basket with the scallion, is regarded as adds the head. 砍价这事,老太太是最拿手的,不管买衣服还是买菜,一分一毛都得抠嗖,然后抹个零,完事还得拿根葱装篮子里,当作是添头。 Jiang He cannot learn, coming out the doing grocery shopping number of times were many, how also sees others to buy, but is too difficult to learn, but she with behind others, same steals others work fruit with Xu Qing frequently. 姜禾就学不会,出来买菜次数多了,也见过别人怎么买,只是实在学不来,不过她经常跟在别人后面,和许青一样窃取别人劳动果实。 Really no one time, most is to make the boss deliver the root scallion, or small green vegetables. 实在没人的时候,最多就是让老板多送根葱,或者小青菜。 Here a young girl comes to do grocery shopping frequently, some bosses also look familiar to her, impression deepest sometimes did grocery shopping, she must lower the head to mumble oneself to calculate that a while determination price, was then willing to pay money. 一个年轻女孩子经常来这边买菜,有些老板也对她眼熟,印象最深的就是有时候买菜多了,她要低着头念念有词自己算一会儿确定价钱,然后才舍得付钱。 Jiang He brings Xu Qing to stroll in food market left Guangyou, regarding this place, she now is more familiar than Xu Qing. 姜禾带着许青在菜场左逛右逛,对于这个地方,她现在比许青还要熟悉。 You have thought here an outdoor shop does sell the vegetable/dish?” Xu Qing thought that she sees anything if thinks oneself can do, sells the vegetable/dish naturally is also no exception, even has thought grow vegetables brings to sell again also perhaps “你有没有想过在这里支个摊子卖菜?”许青觉得她看到任何东西都要想一想自己能不能做,卖菜当然也是不能例外的,甚至想过自己种了菜再拿来卖也说不定 Farms this matter her, frantic that Xu Qing is unable to understand. 种地这件事于她来说,有一种许青无法理解的狂热。 Jiang He has also really thought this matter, looks at the two sides stalls, while approached toward Xu Qing side, lowers the sound saying: Has thought that but I considered afterward carefully, thought this is not suitable I.” 姜禾还真想过这事,一边看着两边摊位,一边往许青身边凑近了些,放低声音道:“想过,但是后来我仔细考虑了一下,觉得这个不适合我。” Why?” How Xu Qing still in wants to urge her do not sell the vegetable/dish, the result has not found out the reason, has been wanted to come out by her. “为什么?”许青还在想怎样劝她不要卖菜,结果没想出理由,已经被她想出来了。 Certainly will lose everything.” “一定会赔光的。” Jiang He looks disconsolately distant place takes the green vegetables and spreads the aunt of boss shove around, sighed spookily, was somewhat unwilling saying: They can say, if I sell the vegetable/dish, certainly will lose everything.” 姜禾惆怅地看着远处一位拿着青菜和摊老板推来推去的大妈,幽幽地叹了口气,有些不甘道:“她们太能说了,如果我来卖菜,一定会赔光的。” Really is not suitable to do business...... internet to be good, does not need to compare, arrives at the auction room to be good hanging that must sell directly. 果然就是不适合做生意……还是网络好,都不用和人多比比,直接把要卖的挂到拍卖行就好。 The dinner is the simple side dish, has not bought the meat, the fragrant-flowered garlic scrambled eggs, fries the bitter melon together, the fine-shredded edible seaweed of cold food in sauce, with patting the broken garlic end and millet pepper mixes, neat delicious. 晚饭是简单的小菜,没有买肉,一道韭菜炒蛋,一盘清炒苦瓜,还有个凉拌的海带丝,用拍碎的蒜末和小米椒拌一下,清爽可口。 Jiang He has crossed beginning when likes the pork time, the rice ate two bowls almost to be full, without the morning practiced martial art, one -and-a-half bowls can also. 姜禾已经过了初来时喜欢大肉的时候,米饭吃两碗就差不多饱了,如果没有早上习武的话,一碗半也能够。 Between -meal snack that Xu Qing buys is the dry fruit and fruit and so on, without potato chips biscuit these, even if drinks the tea with milk occasionally is still kumquat lemon type presses out fresh, does not need to be worried that she puts on weight to turn into a young fat little girl. 许青买的零食都是干果和水果之类,没有薯片饼干那些,就算偶尔喝奶茶也是金桔柠檬这种鲜榨,不用担心她发胖变成个小胖妞。 „Did present I, hit three last year me should not to have the issue?” “现在的我,打三个去年的我应该没问题吧?” Has eaten meal, one side Xu Qing sits waves the hand signal that practices to capture, tries to make in the television pū pū sound air-splitting, finally is defeated. 吃过饭,许青坐一旁挥手练习擒拿的手势,试图打出电视里噗噗噗的破空声,最终失败。 List to many times you want, when they responded first discarded two, otherwise double fist difficult enemy four, were a little difficulties.” Jiang He is always serious regarding the matter of practicing martial art , helping him supply ideas very much earnestly: „A your palm chops, according to your beforehand reaction speed is not to evade, so long as in the racket the head, this person abandoned......” “单对多的时候你要在他们反应不及的时候先废掉两个,不然双拳难敌四手,还是有点难度的。”姜禾对于习武的事一向严肃,很认真地帮他出谋划策:“你一掌劈过去,按照你之前的反应速度是躲不过的,只要拍中头,这个人就废了……” What was waste?” Xu Qing asked. “什么叫废了?”许青愣愣地问。 Is lies down underground unable to crawl, if the luck is good, possibly pats the neck directly......” “就是躺地下爬不起来,如果运气好的话,可能直接拍断脖子……” I thought that you are goodthese three characters to have anything to misunderstand toluck.” “我觉得你对‘运气好’这三个字有什么误解。” Xu Qing looks down own both hands, cannot bear complain, now can a palm of the hand clap the person neck? 许青低头看着自己双手,忍不住吐槽,现在一巴掌能把人脖子拍断? He wields several to start, obviously can feel the explosive force. 他挥几下手,很明显能感受到爆发力强多了。 You make.” “你让一让。” What do you want to make?” Jiang He looks that he on the back cushion the sofa takes, glances right and left seems like looking for anything, asked. “你要做什么?”姜禾看着他把沙发上靠枕拿起来,左顾右盼像是在找什么东西,不由问道。 Xu Qing finally found the target, moves to put away the stool, with depending on the pillow above, the palm lifts to fall to repeat several times, steps back, said: Tries the strength.” 许青终于找到目标,把凳子搬过来放好,用靠枕垫在上面,手掌抬起落下重复几次,才退后一步,道:“试试力道。” A pad back cushion one is to fear the sound is big ; second, the hand that to fear to pat loves...... him not to think that own meat palm can the comparing favorably with stool be hard. 垫个靠枕一是怕动静大,二是怕拍的手疼……他不认为自己的肉掌能比得上凳子硬。 Although played before bare-handed has divided the brick, what that uses will be the skill, the speed and strength unifies to pat then not to feel the pain the brick, will pat the stool to meet the tough head-on with toughness, the contest of meat palm and wood/blockhead. 虽然以前玩过徒手劈砖,但那用的是技巧,速度与力量结合把砖拍断便不会感觉到手痛,拍凳子是硬碰硬,肉掌和木头的较量。 Jiang He cracks with the teeth the melon seed to look that Xu Qing is placed to keep out the stance of hand fist there, a seeing a play appearance, Winter Melon also lies on the table, swings the tail to look at Xu Qing sharp reluctantly, looked that this two foot beasts must do any strange matter. 姜禾嗑着瓜子看许青在那儿摆出来搪手拳的架势,一副看戏的样子,冬瓜也趴在桌上,摇着尾巴尖懒懒地瞄着许青,看这个两脚兽要做什么奇怪的事。 Bang! 砰! Xu Qing drinks dignified lowly, the right hand racket falls from top to bottom ruthlessly, sends out a dull thumping sound, then stands there realized carefully. 许青神情凝重地一声低喝,右手由上至下狠狠拍落,发出一声闷响,然后站在那儿仔细体会。 What significance do you make like this?” Jiang He looked at for quite a while, has not looked to have what difference. “你这样做有什么意义吗?”姜禾瞧了半天,也没瞧出有什么不一样。 I can feel my strength, before must put, definitely shot...... you to try my hand to know.” “我能感受到自己的力量,要放以前肯定把我手弹起来……你试试就知道了。” Xu Qing delicious yielding, strength size are can realize...... 许青美滋滋的让位,力道大小自己是能体会出来的…… Bang! 砰! Another sound, according to Jiang He that the word tries like him has not stood firm to suspend the fist expiration, the direct neat palm of the hand gets down, the sound is louder than Xu Qing. 又一声响,依言来试试的姜禾都没像他那样站定摆拳呼气,直接干脆利落一巴掌下去,声音比许青大很多。 Wants remove to try the pillow?” Xu Qing thinks that she claps that palm of the hand of drink machine. “要不把枕头撤掉试试?”许青想起来她拍饮料机的那一巴掌。 Will destroy the stool.” “会把凳子打坏。” Jiang He looks at his one eyes, lies down on the sofa, looks own palm is lost in thought. 姜禾看他一眼,又重新躺回沙发上,看着自己手掌出神。 According to this progress, when Xu Qing can force her...... 照这个进度,许青什么时候才能强迫她…… Un......, if regards a frail scholar him, should be Xu Qing goes to the capital to take the civil service exam in that time, then nearby her guard, meets mountain thief anything's coming out to stand before his body, when his high school foremost person in the field, eight lifts the big palanquin again...... 嗯……如果把他当成一个文弱书生的话,在那个时代应该是许青上京赶考,然后她护卫一旁,遇到山贼什么的就出来站在他身前,等到他高中状元,再八抬大轿…… Xu Qing practiced one set of fist, the see you later Jiang He eye stared is staring at him, took the melon seed to be lost in thought there, was curious: What are you thinking?” 许青练了一套拳,回头见姜禾眼睛直勾勾地盯着他,拿着瓜子在那儿出神,不由好奇:“你在想什么?” Do not touch my shoes.”?? “不要碰我的鞋。”?? „It is not, no!” Jiang He lowers the head, the ear side catches light dizzy to be red. “啊不是,没有!”姜禾低头,耳侧染上一层淡淡的晕红。 Had just arrived at the nuptial chamber time, this fellow did not lift her red veil unexpectedly, instead ran to take off her shoes...... 刚刚已经到了洞房的时候,这家伙竟然不掀她的红盖头,反而跑去脱她的鞋…… The Xu Qing doubt is staring at her, when the opens the mouth, sees Jiang He to put on the table the melon seed in hand, leaps to run back the room to close steaming. 许青正狐疑地盯着她,正待开口,就见姜禾把手里的瓜子放到桌上,腾腾腾跑回房间关上门。 I practiced martial art......” “等我习武有成……” Xu Qing wields the fist indignantly, has not paid attention to this strange grandma again, on the paralyzed sofa looks for a comfortable posture to fish out the cell phone, god knows she in wants any at sixes and sevens thing. 许青愤愤地挥一下拳,没再理会这个古怪的老奶奶,瘫沙发上找个舒服的姿势摸出手机,天知道她在想什么乱七八糟的东西。 Opens the friend circle to sweep one, Wang Zijun is playing the hot-air balloon in romantic Turkey, no wonder both months had not seen him recently, ran to go abroad the wave. 打开朋友圈扫一眼,王子俊正在浪漫的土耳其玩热气球,怪不得最近两个月都没看见他,跑出国去浪了。 The life of rich man is so always unadorned, and is arid, must say that envies is also insufficient, but thinks occasionally, if status exchange, he will make anything. 有钱人的生活总是如此朴实无华,且枯燥,要说羡慕也不至于,只是偶尔会想想假如身份互换,他会做些什么。 Actually envies or is not very easy to distinguish, so long as thinks putting oneself in another's place, if can exchange the life, can be willing to trade understood, he naturally does not want, 100 do not want. 其实羡慕与否很容易分辨,只要设身处地地想想,假如能互换生活,会不会愿意换就明白了,他自然是不愿意的,一百个不愿意。 When Jiang He comes out, Xu Qing has held the notebook to brush the piece, useless eight times fast are so quick, only used two times, he must raise oneself movie criticism number, slightly pushes through UP occasionally, these months of natural increases and exposures, have several hundred attention, but does not know that has many are the friendship attention, many is real. 等到姜禾出来时,许青已经抱着笔记本在刷片,没用八倍速那么快,只用了两倍,他还得养自己的影评号,通过up偶尔小推一下,还有这几个月的自然增长和曝光,已经有了几百个关注,只是不知道有多少是友情关注,有多少是真实的。 When with the university just made UP initially, only started is this, he has experienced one time, is not impatient, leisure comes, completes the main video on the line in any case at present. 和当初大学刚做up时一样,刚起步都是这样,他已经经历过一次,也不心急,慢悠悠的来,反正目前把主要的视频做好就行。 The pursue quality can grow slowly, if eager for quick success and immediate gain, even if the fire, is much hotter for a while, finally but dies still quick, moreover tastes to explode the mentality after fire is very difficult to transform again, the person becomes impetuous, will then fall into an endless loop, finally withdraws low-spirited. 追求质量可以慢慢成长,如果急功近利,即使一时火起来,火得快,但最终死的也快,而且尝过爆火后的心态也很难再转换回来,人变得浮躁,便会陷入一个死循环,最终黯然退出。 Compels u!” “逼u!” Xu Qing shuts an eye, the finger makes the lanciform to look at his Jiang He to open fire secretly, looked that she intense appearance then smiles. 许青闭起一只眼睛,手指作枪状对偷瞄他的姜禾开了一枪,看她紧张回头的样子笑笑。 Long-time is the say/way of maintaining social stability, the sentiment is also so. 长久才是维稳之道,感情也是如此。
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