MIBM :: Volume #3 果子的春天

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Land Rover goes on jolting woman's mountain road, is still maintaining the good equilibrium sense. Yang Guo looks at the rear view mirror secretly, Zheng Yujie has not responded him from the start, but plays with Qiqi in behind is being happy. 路虎行驶在颠婆的山路上,依然保持着不错的平衡感。杨果偷偷地看着后视镜,郑雨洁压根没搭理他,而是在后面跟琪琪玩得正高兴着。 Regarding this, Yang Guo only then wry smile wry smile, who called himself to provoke her again? 对此,杨果只有苦笑再苦笑,谁叫自己招惹了她呢？ If Yang Guo will remember incorrectly the Zheng Yujie animal representation, that is the impossible matter. At that time Zheng Yujie with these that said is just Yang Guo quibbles in the room, the actual situation was Yang Guo really to carving the small rabbit. After consecutively for several times are defeated, Yang Guo discovered at present only one can carve had the young pig pig in Qiqi mouth! 如果说杨果会把郑雨洁的属相记错,那是不可能的事情。当时在屋里跟郑雨洁说的那些只不过是杨果强词夺理,实际的情况是杨果真的不对雕刻小兔子。连续几次失败之后,杨果发现自己目前唯一会雕刻的就只有琪琪口中的小猪猪了！ The carving dog looks like the pig finally, carves the rabbit same also to look like the pig, the time are not much, Yang Guo gives up treating finally simply, carves a pig directly. Do not say that the Yang Guo final end product is good, at least this young pig is simple and honest, but also is decent! 雕刻狗最后像猪,雕刻兔子一样也像猪,时间不多了,杨果最后索性放弃治疗,直接雕刻一只猪。不要说,杨果最后的成品还是不错的,起码这只小猪憨厚可爱,还像模像样的！ However, Zheng Yujie is unsatisfied, she grabs Yang Guo to call on him to carve a small rabbit to herself, celebrated a birthday, later makes up again has not related! 不过,郑雨洁可是不满意了,她抓着杨果要求他一定要给自己雕刻一只小兔子,就算过了生日,以后再补上也没有关系！ Some Yang Guo at heart unstated criticism: „Excessive request, you have not liked that young pig, why also snatches to hide?” 杨果心里有些腹诽:“过分要求就算了,你不喜欢那只小猪,为什么还抢回去藏起来？” This behavior, goes beyond with Qiqi! 这个行为,跟琪琪有过之而无不及！ „Hello, Yang Guo, how hasn't your friend seen you to say?” Zheng Yujie has collected, the racket the shoulder of Yang Guo asked that „was a big beautiful woman?” “喂,杨果,你那个朋友怎么没有见你有说过？”郑雨洁凑了过来,拍拍杨果的肩膀问道,“难道又是一个大美女？” Just Yang Guo came out to meet the fat dragon time, does not want to take Zheng Yujie, is to give the fat dragon to have a preventive inoculation, because the fat dragon has seen only Fang Beibei, he was afraid the fat dragon to indulge in flights of fancy, then said anything to let everybody awkward words. 刚刚杨果出来接肥龙的时候,本来不想把郑雨洁带上的,就是想要给肥龙打个预防针,因为肥龙只见过方贝贝,他害怕肥龙胡思乱想,然后说出什么让大家都尴尬的话来。 But Zheng Yujie must with, moreover her reason is very full „cannot lose me in this scary Dashanli”, Yang Guo is unable to reject. 可是郑雨洁非要跟着,而且她的理由很充分“不能把我一个人丢在这个吓死人的大山里”,杨果无法拒绝。 „Was not......” the Yang Guo head fell down drop of cold sweat, he shook the head, said that „big beautiful woman who big fatty also almost, which came?” “不是……”杨果脑袋掉下了一滴冷汗,他摇摇头,说道,“大胖子还差不多,哪来的大美女？” „Haven't you dared to lead me? Certainly has the issue!” The Zheng Yujie suspicion layer on layer nods to say. “那你还不敢带着我？一定有问题！”郑雨洁疑心重重地点头说道。 In their inserting funny dialog, was two -and-a-half hour of driving distance less than a while of walks. Inside the city east that poverty stricken county compared with the chestnut come prosperously, moreover here Miao Renshao many, sufficient ears can hear is the familiar standard spoken Chinese, this makes Zheng Yujie have to plant the feeling of re-entering the world. 就在两人的插科打诨中,长达两个半小时的车程不到一会儿就走完了。市里边要比栗东那个贫困县来得繁荣,而且这边苗人少了不少,充耳能闻的都是熟悉的普通话,这让郑雨洁有种重回人间的感慨。 „Your that friend where?” Zheng Yujie is digging up the glass, is taking a look with Qiqi together outward, the result is crowded, was very difficult to find the shadow of fat dragon. “你那朋友在哪里？”郑雨洁扒着车窗,跟琪琪一块往外瞅着,结果人来人往的,很难找到肥龙的影子。 „Qiqi cannot see the fat uncle.” Qiqi called out loudly. “琪琪也看不到胖叔叔。”琪琪大声地叫道。 „Does not need to look, he in opposite gnawing must inside the chicken.” Yang Guo said with a smile. Wants the fat dragon to stand in such big hot days in the crowded street in a business area member of the upper-class, that might as well wanted his life, just on the road refueled, Yang Guo called to ask him. “不用找,他在对面的啃得鸡里边。”杨果笑道。想要肥龙在这么大热天站在拥挤的街面上等人,那还不如要了他的命,刚刚路上加油的时候,杨果打电话问了他。 „I start to believe that he was a big fatty!” Zheng Yujie said cheerfully. “我开始相信他是个大胖子了！”郑雨洁乐呵呵地说道。 The car(riage) stops temporarily in the roadside, Yang Guo then asked: „What do you want to eat?” 车在路边暂时停下来,杨果回头问道:“你们俩要不要吃点什么？” „I do not eat this junk food.” Zheng Yujie beckoned with the hand. Although she life not too rule, but eats the thing is very tasteful, like fried chicken French fries wait / etc. fast-food, she never eats. “我不吃这个垃圾食品。”郑雨洁摆了摆手。她虽然生活不太规律,但是吃东西还是很讲究的,像炸鸡炸薯条等等快餐,她从来不吃。 „Or buys two cups of sundaes for you? Qiqi very likes eating the ice cream.” Yang Guo said with a smile. “要不给你们买两杯圣代吧？琪琪挺喜欢吃雪糕的。”杨果笑道。 „Ice cream?” Qiqi eye one bright, she makes an effort to sit in the future, then both hands hold before the body, said excitedly that „um, um, Qiqi must eat the ice cream!” “雪糕？”琪琪眼睛一亮,她用力地往后一坐,然后双手捧在身前,激动地说道,“嗯嗯,琪琪要吃雪糕！” „You first in car(riage) superior me.” Yang Guo smilingly said with a smile, „I took him then to buy the sundae to you.” “那你们先在车上等我。”杨果笑眯眯地笑道,“我去接他然后买圣代给你们。” After a while, gnawed the gate of chicken once more to be shoved open, the one who walked in front was a tall and powerfully built big fatty, saw only his hand to take one cup of color gorgeous sundaes, but also kept lifting to lick left hand that cup. 过了一会儿,啃得鸡的门再次被推开了,走在前头的是一只身材魁梧的大胖子,只见他一只手拿着一杯颜色艳丽的圣代,还不停地将左手那杯抬起来舔一舔。 Qiqi of being sharp-eyed has found, she pointed at the big fatty to call out with Zheng Yujie: „Fat uncle! Fat uncle!” 眼尖的琪琪一眼就瞧见了,她指着大胖子跟郑雨洁叫道:“胖叔叔！胖叔叔！” Right, this big fatty was the fat dragon. He moves out of the way the buttocks, drags Yang Guo of suitcase to appear in the Zheng Yujie field of vision. 没错,这个大胖子就是肥龙了。他把屁股挪开,身后拖着手提箱的杨果才出现在郑雨洁的视野里。 „That is Papa!” Qiqi played to find the person to play to play to become addicted. “那是粑粑！”琪琪玩找人游戏玩上瘾了。 Just inside gnawing the dining room of chicken warned the fat dragon, making him have a psychology to prepare, opened the vehicle door of copilot place in the fat dragon, sees Zheng Yujie that behind sits, the eye is dodged, he has not greeted with Zheng Yujie, even shouted him „fat uncle” loudly Qiqi did not pay attention, direct Bang must close the vehicle door, behind ran up to looks to put the baggage Yang Guo. 刚刚在啃得鸡的餐厅里边告诫了一下肥龙,让他有了一个心理准备,不过在肥龙拉开副驾驶座的车门,看到后面坐着的郑雨洁,眼睛还是被闪了一下,他都没有跟郑雨洁打招呼,甚至大声叫他“胖叔叔”的琪琪都不理会,直接砰得关上车门,跑到后面去找放行李的杨果。 „!” The fat dragon excited called out, „I depend, I depend, friend who you said that is a big beautiful woman!” “果啊,果！”肥龙一脸兴奋地叫道,“我靠,我靠,你说的朋友,是一个大美女啊！” Is dwelling male, the appearance of fat dragon makes Yang Guo somewhat think disgraced, he has pushed the fat dragon, said speechless: „Is your prospect a little good? Looks at your mouth-watering appearance, I must be scared by you.” 到底是宅男,肥龙的样子让杨果都有些觉得丢人,他推了推肥龙,无语地说道:“你有点出息好不好？瞧你流口水的样子,我都要被你吓着了。” „Hey, Guozi, should not be worried, person who I have the wife, I will not struggle with you.” The fat dragon holds on Yang Guo, does not make him worry the driving gate, then collects in the ear of Yang Guo whispers, „I said how you depend on the mountain are not willing to come back, originally has the beautiful woman to accompany! You are Liu Adou, too happy to think of home and duty?” “嘿嘿,果子,你别担心,我是有媳妇的人了,我不会跟你争。”肥龙拉住杨果,不让他着急着去开车门,然后凑在杨果的耳朵边嘀咕道,“我说你怎么赖在山上不肯回来,原来是有美女相伴！啧啧,你都是刘阿斗,乐不思蜀了吧？” „You want to be many, really!” Yang Guo wishes one could to give him a head melon seed, „I do the proper matter on the mountain, moreover she was also yesterday came!” “你想多了,真的！”杨果恨不得给他一个脑袋瓜子,“我在山上是做正经事的,而且她也是昨天才来的！” „You are acknowledge!” The fat dragon hey said with a smile, „, but, you in Guangzhou that young girlfriend what to do? Flew?” “那你就是承认咯！”肥龙嘿嘿地笑道,“不过,你在羊城的那个小女朋友怎么办？飞了？” Yang Guo turned a supercilious look, said: „What to fly? That is my girlfriend, this...... This is my good friend, the chaste male and female friend relates, can't you understand?” 杨果翻了一个白眼,说道:“飞什么啊？那个才是我的女朋友,这个……这个是我的好朋友,纯洁的男女朋友关系,你懂不懂？” „In this world will not have the chaste male and female friend to relate! The book that I read were few, do not deceive me!” The fat dragon said with a smile dreadfully, „, the man, I understood. You want to treadon many ships not to relate, hurried belt one to go back to give our mother in any case to take a look on the line!” “这世界上是不会有纯洁的男女朋友关系的！我读的书少,你可别骗我哦！”肥龙猥琐地笑道,“哎呀,男人嘛,我都懂的。你想脚踏多少条船都没关系,反正赶紧带一个回去给咱妈瞧瞧就行了！” „Understands your younger sister! Were you so when ripe with my mother?” Yang Guo did not know whether to laugh or cry has shoved open him, opened the vehicle door, then said that „boarded? On didn't I throw you here?” “懂你妹！你什么时候跟我妈那么熟了？”杨果哭笑不得地推开了他,拉开车门,然后回头说道,“上不上车？不上我就把你丢在这里了啊？” The fat dragon then rushes to that side the copilot place to board. 肥龙这才屁颠屁颠地跑到副驾驶座那边上车。 Just is made by that the fat dragon closed suddenly is confused, Zheng Yujie on the vehicle can see that they were whispering, she did not need to guess that knows they were saying themselves. 刚刚被肥龙突然关上门的那一出闹得一头雾水,郑雨洁在车上能看到他们俩在嘀咕,她不用猜都知道他们在说着自己。 After waiting for Yang Guo they to board, Zheng Yujie asked naturally: „Are you that computer expert who Yang Guo said? Hello, I called Zheng Yujie.” 等杨果他们上了车之后,郑雨洁大大方方地问道:“你就是杨果说的那个电脑高手吧？你好,我叫郑雨洁。” „Hello, you good...... I called the dragon Europe......” not to look that just made under the car(riage) happy, Dragon Ou faced Zheng Yujie truly time became stutters, face also red. “你好,你好……我叫龙欧……”别看刚刚在车下面闹得欢,龙鸥真正面对郑雨洁的时候就变得结结巴巴的,脸还红了起来。 The Yang Guo interruption said: „What Dragon Ou? You called him the fat dragon to be good.” 杨果打断道:“什么龙鸥？你叫他肥龙就好了。” ( Asked the monthly ticket, sought the recommendation! ≧▽≦) （求月票,求推荐！≧▽≦）
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