MIBM :: Volume #3 果子的春天

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„Exaggerates a point!” Yang Guo is pondering over, drew in Bai Keshi. “夸张一点啊！”杨果琢磨着,拉上白客试了一遍。 „Brother, does the flat and thin piece want the divination?” Yang Guo jumps to leap, was similar to appears grasped Bai Ke generally, poked head from his shoulder, exaggerated to display the dreadful appearance very much. “兄弟,片子要卜？”杨果纵身一跃,如同横空出世一般抱住了白客,从他肩膀后面探出头来,很夸张地表现出了猥琐的样子。 This dreadful appearance seems very false, goes too far is as bad as not far enough, but Zimo they applauds with the professor: „Good, wants this effect.” 这个猥琐的样子看上去很假,过犹不及,但是子墨跟叫兽他们都鼓起掌来:“好,就要这种效果。” «Has not thought that» is not movie in the traditional sense, even is not that type the micro movie that is leading literary model|pattern, its starting point comedy, jumps over the comedy audience more to like. The expression exaggeration has not related, this is smiles! 《万万没想到》并不是传统意义上的电影,甚至也不是那种带着文艺范的微电影,它的出发点就是搞笑,越搞笑观众就会越喜欢。表情夸张一点没关系,这就是笑点嘛！ „Good, Director, I prepared, we formally started to pat!” Yang Guo said self-confidently. He also wants to understand Zimo also has the professor their request, develops does not handle proper, but develops exaggerates a point, Yang Guo very much has confidence. “好的,导演,我准备好了,我们正式开始拍吧！”杨果自信满满地说道。他也想明白了子墨还有叫兽他们的要求,演到位搞不定,但是演得夸张一点,杨果还是很有把握的。 Handled the performing skill above issue, the Yang Guo NG number of times started the large scale reduction, the white guest they also frequently forgot the word or to string together the word, Yang Guo this, on the one hand an issue did not have. 搞定了演技上面的问题,杨果的NG次数开始大幅度的减少,白客他们还经常忘词或者说串词,杨果这一方面一点问题都没有。 „Flat and thin piece? What flat and thin piece?” King Dachui asked silly. At this time, according to the script, Bai Ke will have an internal monologue: „Is that type of bashful flat and thin piece? Like this good matter, I also to meet?” “片子？什么片子？”王大锤傻愣愣地问道。这时候,按照剧本,白客会有一段内心独白:“难道是那种羞羞的片子？这样的好事情,我也能遇到？” „I, sorry, sorry.” Coax to thrust out the smiling face to say greatly, „speaking incorrectly words, beforehand professional problem.” “我呸,对不起,对不起。”大忽悠腆着笑脸说道,“说错话,以前的职业毛病。” „What you sell?” King sledgehammer some are impatient. “那你到底是卖什么的？”王大锤有些不耐烦。 „Good thing, absolute good thing!” Sees only coax greatly does not know where has pulled out a machine of seven cuns (2.5cm) dull size, talked on endlessly mystically said that „multipurpose translators, in world all languages, only then you cannot think that cannot turn without it!” “好东西,绝对的好东西！”只见大忽悠不知道从哪里掏出了一个七寸平板大小的机器,神秘叨叨地说道,“万能翻译机,世界上所有语言,只有你想不到,没有它翻不了！” „Real?” A king sledgehammer face looked that the expression of swindler said that „you aren't will be deceiving me?” “真的嘛？”王大锤一脸看骗子的表情说道,“你不会是在骗我吧？” „How to deceive you?” Coax greatly said seriously. But in fact, his internal monologue is actually: „Also used saying that looked was a person of silly money are many, deceives you, hey, hey!” “怎么会骗你呢？”大忽悠一本正经地说道。而实际上,他的内心独白却是:“还用说,一看就是人傻钱多,就是骗你,嘿嘿,嘿嘿嘿！” „You look!” Coax greatly to King Dachui demonstrates saying that „here does have the trademark, Xinda you knows? The translator big company, the Xinda product, every kind the high-quality goods, Ms. Tong not bullies, so long as 998, so long as 998, you can bring back to the home immediately!” “你看啊！”大忽悠给王大锤演示道,“这里有商标,信达你知道吧？翻译大公司,信达出品,样样精品,童嫂无欺,只要998,只要998,你就能马上带回家！” He has pressed a button, Yang Guo and Bai Ke is directing pretentiously void, here special effect will when the time comes get light screens, projects Yang Guo another appearance. 他按了一个按钮,杨果和白客装模作样地指指点点着虚空,这里特效到时候会打上一片光幕,投影出杨果另一个模样。 „How you?” King Dachui said discontentedly. “怎么还是你？”王大锤不满地说道。 „Can trade! Do you like what kind of type? Princess? Female servant? Can exchange!” Flickered top the king sledgehammer with the shoulder greatly, inexpensive said with a smile. “可以换的啊！你喜欢怎么样的类型？公主？女仆？都可以换上！”大忽悠用肩膀顶了顶王大锤,贱兮兮地笑道。 Then, flickered greatly then spoke the languages of several countries: „Minna, empties you to be anxious...... You...... Sawa Tikha...... Bonjour...... Ma day......” 接着,大忽悠便说了好几个国家的语言:“米娜桑,空你急哇……啊你啊塞哟……萨瓦迪卡……Bonjour……那玛斯day……” The multipurpose translators can the back coupling publish Chinese translation. Also can in turn, coax to speak Chinese greatly, immediately translates the languages of other countries. 万能翻译机都会回馈出中文翻译。还可以反过来,大忽悠说中文,马上就翻译出其他国家的语言来。 „Is so fierce?” The king sledgehammer has flowed out the saliva, in his heart chuckles to oneself is talking over: „Has such magical instrument, it seems like, I will be not long promoted raise in salary and become the general manager, to take the post of CEO, to get married Bai Fumei, to step onto the life peak, thinks a little to be small excitedly!” “这么厉害？”王大锤流出了口水,他心中窃喜地念叨着:“有这样的神器,看来,不用多久,我就会升职加薪、当上总经理、出任CEO、迎娶白富美、走上人生巅峰,想想还有点小激动呢！” „Is such strong, such very dazzles! So long as 998, so long as 998, the factory direct sale, crossed this village, but did not have this price!” Coax to continue to go all out greatly is flickering. “就是这么强,就是这么酷炫！只要998,只要998,厂家直销,过了这个村,可就没了这个价咯！”大忽悠继续卖力地忽悠着。 „998? But my body has 1000.” The king sledgehammer delay pulls out ten bills from the pocket. “998？可我的身上只有1000块。”王大锤呆滞地从兜里掏出十张钞票。 Has not waited for him saying that flickered greatly has stolen his money, hey said with a smile: „1000 1000, did not need to look!”( What was does not need to look, was you must look obviously to others is good?) Then, he of machine on toward King Da the leadman, speedily disappears. 还没等他说完,大忽悠就抢过了他的钱,嘿嘿地笑道:“1000块就1000块吧,不用找了！”（什么叫不用找了,明明是你要找给人家好吧？）说完,他就将那个机器往王大锤手上一塞,一溜烟就不见了。 King Dachui who mathematical has not certainly learned wants to cry but have no tears, he stands in same place, elongated the right hand, sobbed just not to say the words that said: „Is cheap my two dollars! I take two dollars to take subway!” The sound is rending, is very pitiful, but the disorderly mathematic algorithm is also one smiles. 数学一定是没学好的王大锤欲哭无泪,他站在原地,伸长了右手,哽咽地把刚刚没说完的话说下去:“便宜我两块钱啊！我要两块钱坐地铁啊！”声音撕心裂肺的,好不可怜,而颠三倒四的数学算法也是一个笑点。 Then, is King Dachui dejected stands in the roof, the dreary setting sun falls on his body, the miserable musical sound resounds. 接下来,就是王大锤颓然站在屋顶,惨淡的夕阳落在他的身上,凄凉的音乐声响起。 King Dachui holds the machine quickly clearly to become aware, this is only one looks like the dull tape recorder radically, all in advance recorded: „Was deceived up money, interview malingers, do I later make money to take a concubine beautiful? Might as well die considering as finished! Oh......” 王大锤捧着机器幡然明悟,这根本就只是一个长得像平板的录音机,所有的都是事前录好的:“被骗光钱,面试泡汤,我以后怎么赚钱娶小美啊？不如死了算了！唉……” „But, is quite high, I have the acrophobia! Might as well goes back to wash to rest......” “可是,好高啊,我有恐高症！还不如回去洗洗睡吧……” The king sledgehammer truly is wants, but he just turned around, not the careful foot slides, after the whole person, is supine downstairs to plant. 王大锤确实是想要回去的,可是他刚刚转身,不小心脚一滑,整个人后仰着楼下栽下去。 „I do not want dead!” The king sledgehammer struggles downward is falling. “我不想死啊！”王大锤挣扎着往下掉。 „Does not want dead, will not die!” Does not know Buddha sound that which comes, suddenly, in the machine erupts ten thousand zhang (3.33 m) multi-colored sunlight, the king sledgehammer that will yowl covers, then the whole person disappears! “不想死,就不会死！”不知道哪来的佛音,突然,机器里爆发出万丈霞光,将恸哭的王大锤罩住,然后整个人都不见了！ At this time has resounded the monologue of his classics: „I called the king the sledgehammer, has not thought that I had found the work......” 这时候响起了他经典的独白:“我叫王大锤,万万没想到我还是找到了工作……” The mysterious machine, has delivered to the ancient times king sledgehammer, on the road runs into „handsome” Tang Xuanzang who the professor has acted, knew that wants the modern age, must the little darling learn from experienced people with Tang Xuanzang. Found again is detained violent Sun Wukong under Wutzushan and gangs up with the beautiful woman timid as a rabbit in Gaolaozhuang the zhubajie, King Dachui who sprouts dull degenerates into three Junior brothers finally, they then started a at sixes and sevens west to experience the difficult journey. 神秘的机器,把王大锤送到了古代,路上遇到了叫兽扮演的“英俊”的唐僧,得知想要回去现代,就得乖乖跟着唐僧去取经。再找到了被关押在五指山下性格暴烈的孙悟空和在高老庄勾搭美女胆小如鼠的猪八戒,呆萌的王大锤最终沦为三师弟,他们便开始了一段乱七八糟的西经历难旅程。 In this journey, is not only only then daughter country and other countries classical plots, but also after will have they become lost, each country to enter randomly, in the script will have the new interesting piece, some spit the trough, some imitate, like the seal country, the dramatic team has also choreographed a strange seal dance. 这段旅程中,不仅仅是只有女儿国等经典剧情,还会有他们迷路后各个国家乱入,剧本里会有很多新鲜有趣的段子,有些是吐槽,有些则是模仿,像印地国,剧组还编了一段奇怪的印地舞蹈。 Although the people in these countries are the people of dramatic team act, but when the time comes they mentioned strangely the foreign language time, was Yang Guo dubbing, the king sledgehammer will pull then out that to turn into the machine of plank. 虽然那些国家的人都是剧组的人扮演的,但是到时候他们说起奇怪地外国语言的时候,都是杨果配音,然后王大锤就会掏出那个已经变成了木板的机器。 What is very mysterious is this machine can actually the autonomous operation, although will not demonstrate the light screen again, but starting will present the special sound effect each time: „The Xinda written translation, translates Xinda!” 很神奇的是这个机器竟然能够自主运行,虽然不会再显示出光幕来,但是每次开机就会出现特别的声效:“信达笔译,译译信达！” The machine can transform the writing words that the opposite party spoke, then translates. 机器能够将对方说的话转化成文字,然后翻译出来。 What the king sledgehammer does not know, this translator in fact is the artificial translation! A scene revolution, can see that the Yang Guo committing suicide by hanging from a beam awl punctures the stock place to compel to help them in another space and time make the translation painstakingly. 王大锤不知道的是,这个翻译实际上是人工翻译的！镜头一转,就能看到杨果头悬梁锥刺股地在另一个时空苦逼地帮他们做着翻译。 The Yang Guo actor's pay are not really many. Calculates that in following video, his altogether presence is also less than two minutes! But is these two minutes, skill insufficient Yang Guo or NG many times, patted for-and-a-half days to pat. 杨果的戏份真的不多。算到后面的视频中,他总共的出场还不到两分钟！可是就是这两分钟,功力不够的杨果还是NG好多次,拍了一天半才拍完。 „Your actor's pay pats!” The professor said with a smile with him, „congratulations!” “你的戏份拍完啦！”叫兽跟他笑道,“恭喜恭喜！” „Thanks,” Yang Guo also said with a smile, „life first receiving an electric shock, many thanks your containing. However, should I have work to do? I remember before , said that must dub.” “谢谢,”杨果也笑道,“人生第一次触电,多谢你们的包容。不过,我应该还有工作要做吧？我记得之前说要配音的。” „Yes!” The professor smilingly said that „, but dubs to wait to pat completely, then after editing Large expanse, can match, therefore within at least one week, you nothing.” “是的！”叫兽笑眯眯地说道,“但是配音得等全部拍完,然后剪辑成片之后才能配,所以至少一个星期之内,你这边都没有什么事情了。” ( Asked the monthly ticket, sought the recommendation! ≧▽≦) （求月票,求推荐！≧▽≦）
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