MIBM :: Volume #2 我的大小仙女

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Receives the Yang Guo call, Fang Beibei cannot believe that her ear, she looked at the time, this passes for one -and-a-half less than hours! 接到杨果的电话,方贝贝都不敢相信自己的耳朵,她看了看时间,这才过去一个半小时不到! In the microphone besides the Fang Beibei sound, Yang Guo also heard Qiqi not to know, because anything smiled very happily, at this time, he was hanging the heart fell. 话筒里除了方贝贝的声音,杨果还听到了琪琪不知道因为什么笑得很开心,这时候,他悬着的心才落了下来。 Regarding Yang Guo did not feel relieved that Fang Beibei expressed very discontentedly, she did not make Yang Guo come: Test with single-hearted devotion does not take a test, leads the child not like you! Where has does not leave daily? Is the Sir, but also there is an own life? You must understand that drops suitably!” 对于杨果的不放心,方贝贝表示很不满,她不让杨果过来:“考试都不专心考试,带孩子不是像你这样的!哪有天天跟着不离开?做大人的,还有没有自己的生活了?你要懂得适当地放手!” You always said that Qiqi left you to like crying to love noisily, but she 1 : 00 matter does not have now! Why you do not make her attempt, not you in daytime?” The Fang Beibei lesson said that today, you well take a test, in the afternoon before five o'clock, cannot telephone, after five o'clock, I will bring back to Qiqi intact to you!” “你总说琪琪离了你就爱哭爱闹,但她现在一点事儿都没有啊!你为什么不让她尝试一下,一个没有你在身旁的白天呢?”方贝贝教训道,“今天,你就好好地去考试,下午五点钟之前,不许打电话过来,五点钟之后,我会把琪琪完好无缺地带回给你!” Yang Guo stands on examination place street, looks is hung up not to have the sound cell phone, motionless, with sculpture. Nearby guardians glimpsed, is an intermittent sigh. 杨果站在考场外面的马路上,愣愣地看着已经被挂断没有了声音的手机,一动不动,就跟雕塑似的。旁边的家长们瞥见了,又是一阵阵叹息。 Sent the period of time to be dull, Yang Guo wry smile walked off here. Since Fang Beibei said that he can also be what kind of? Hears the Qiqi sound, knows that her condition is good, Yang Guo also felt relieved. 发了一阵子呆,杨果苦笑地走离这里。既然方贝贝都这么说了,他还能怎么样?况且,听到琪琪声音,知道她的状态还算不错,杨果也是放下心来。 Perhaps, to Fang Beibei said that suitably independently also not necessarily is a misdemeanor! 或许,就跟方贝贝说的,适当地放手也不见得是一件坏事! At noon, Yang Guo went to school outside hotel to reserve two days of room to rest, because of the cheap boarding house and hotel by early the fixed light, Yang Guo can only select the most expensive room, a day 388! 中午的时候,杨果去学校外面一个酒店订了两天房间休息,因为便宜的招待所和酒店都被早早定光了,杨果只能挑最贵的房间,一天388! What the second preliminary examination is beyond two, the French test of this rank is still simple like is presenting the elementary student English topic, Yang Guo early completes to complete an assignment to go out of the examination place. In his heart anxious, but has borne, sits on the examination place stone chair, has waited till five o'clock! 第二科考的是二外,这个级别的法语考试依然简单得就像在做小学生英语题,杨果还是早早做完交卷走出考场。他心中焦急,但是还是忍住了,就坐在考场旁边的石椅上,等到了五点钟! Qiqi afterward was held by Fang Beibei, she plays today happily, has not slept very much at noon, in the afternoon falls asleep, Yang Guo sees the daughter time, she also immerses in the sweet sleep, is shutting mouth, reveals a happy expression. 琪琪后来是被方贝贝抱下来的,她今天玩得很开心,中午没睡觉,下午才睡着,杨果看到女儿的时候,她还沉浸在甜甜的睡梦中,就连闭着的嘴巴,也是流露出一丝笑意。 Is hugging the daughter, Yang Guo at this moment somewhat has mixed feelings. His promising daughter is happy, because does not have the father companion, this day later, she has not made a tearful scene. He also breathed a sigh of relief for himself, because since eight months, the daughter has almost filled up his complete life, while happy and joyful, he was completely is also fettered by the daughter, sometimes was hugged the neck by her, Yang Guo has not been somewhat gasping for breath. 抱着女儿,杨果此刻的心情有些复杂。他有为女儿感到高兴,因为就算没有爸爸陪伴,这一天下来,她都没有哭闹。他也为自己舒了一口气,因为八个多月以来,女儿几乎填满了他的全部生活,在幸福和快乐的同时,他也是完全被女儿束缚住了,有时候被她搂着脖子,杨果有些喘不过气来。 However, Yang Guo are more, loses. Was relying on by the daughter, was being needed by daughter, Yang Guo became a custom, but the daughter started not to need him, started not to rely on him, Yang Guo thought that the life is all of a sudden incomplete! All of a sudden left his life like at that time Lu Yunran, the heart has been short of one to be the same. 但是,杨果更多的,是失落。被女儿依赖着,被女儿需要着,杨果已经成为一种习惯,但是女儿开始不需要他了,开始不依赖他了,杨果觉得人生一下子就不完整了!就像当时陆云冉一下子离开了他的生活,心就少了一块一样。 Said goodbye to Fang Beibei, Yang Guo went out of school gate, when came to meet his Song Zhiwen to go home together. 告别了方贝贝,杨果走出校门,等到前来接他的宋志文一起回家。 On the vehicle, Qiqi awoke, she opens the eye blurry, feels heartbeat that the father is familiar with, sees the face that the father is familiar with, on the Qiqi face blooms once more smiling face. 车上,琪琪就醒了,她迷迷糊糊地睁开眼睛,感受到爸爸熟悉的心跳,看到爸爸熟悉的脸庞,琪琪脸上再次绽放出了笑容。 Yang Guo when Qiqi pushes toward his chest has pushed detected that lowers the head looked, the small cheek of Qiqi rubs gently the father to put on very much is not thick clothes, the big eye winks is looking at each other with the father. Yang Guo felt relaxed suddenly all of a sudden. 杨果琪琪往他的胸膛挤了一挤的时候才发觉,低头一看,琪琪的小脸蛋磨蹭着爸爸穿得不是很厚的衣服,大大的眼睛眨着跟爸爸对视。杨果突然一下子就释然了。 Well what has uncomfortable? 有什么好难受的呢? Regardless of Qiqi plays with whom, how to play, person who Qiqi most loves, isn't forever is the fathers? 无论琪琪跟谁玩,玩得如何,琪琪最爱的人,不是永远都是爸爸吗? Examination last branch is political test, does not have compared with the test of pressure with front three, this branch is really somewhat abnormal! Yang Guo read many reference books freely, but in this examination paper the topic, some he hears something never heard of before unexpectedly! 研考最后一科是政治考试,跟前面三门毫无压力的考试相比,这一科实在是有些变态!杨果尽管看了好多本参考书,但是这张试卷上出的题,居然还是有一些他闻所未闻! Knowledge node that so long as in the test question tests is Yang Guo has looked, Yang Guo can choose the correct option with ease, is, after all the reference book is not multipurpose, the person several problems of setting the topic uses in the reference book not to present the knowledge node. 只要试题中考的知识点是杨果看过的,杨果都能轻松选到正确的选项,可是,毕竟参考书不是万能的,出题的人还是有几道题用了参考书上没有出现过的知识点。 Will not do, what to do? 不会做,咋办? Yang Guo exposes to the sun however smiles, the choice question will not choose C! Serves a need toss about to look topic that from the start does not understand? Such natural answer manner, before Yang Guo, has formed in the school. 杨果晒然一笑,不会的选择题都选C呗!用得着那么翻来覆去地去看压根不懂的题吗?这样潇洒的答题态度,杨果以前在学校的时候就已经形成了。 Two write Yang Guo not to do subjectively, he does not rack brains some Hu Bian answers, the blank does not do simply. in addition not topic, even if has all made a mistake, is 20 divides, does not need to care. 还有两道主观题杨果不会做,他也不绞尽脑汁去胡编一些答案,索性留白不做。加起来不会的题,就算全错了,也就是20来分,不必在意。 Because the political test writes quite much, Yang Guo has spent slightly time, but he was ahead of time for one -and-a-half hours to hand over the examination paper, was in the examination place that is the focus of attention the different races as before. 政治考试因为写得比较多,杨果稍微多花了一点时间,但是他还是提前了一个半小时交试卷,依旧是考场里那个备受关注的异类。 These time comes out, Yang Guo keeps the commitment to give Fang Beibei to telephone after five o'clock, he not with the matter that Fang Beibei lecture of oneself complete an assignment ahead of time, said that must explain that very did not have the meaning! 这一次出来,杨果还是遵守承诺地在五点钟之后才给方贝贝打电话,他没有跟方贝贝讲自己提前交卷的事,讲了还是要解释,忒没意思了! Yang Guo has complied, took a test to invite Fang Beibei and her roommates eats meal together, telephoning time, Yang Guo also made Fang Beibei call her roommate. 杨果答应过,考完试要请方贝贝和她的舍友们一起吃饭的,打电话的时候,杨果也让方贝贝把她的舍友都叫了下来。 Where do you want to go to eat?” Yang Guo asked with a smile. “你们要去哪里吃啊?”杨果笑着问道。 Senior brother, you decide on line!” This time, Liu Ruhua has acted with constraint compared with yesterday, has not boasted again is wanting the Yang Guo hemorrhage. “师兄,你定就行啦!”这次下来,刘茹华比昨天矜持了许多,没有再咋呼着要杨果出血。 Or, where do we go to small north gate to eat?” Fang Beibei suggested. “要不,我们去小北门哪里吃吧?”方贝贝建议道。 Small north gate there is the place that the students most often dine together and make merry, before Yang Guo, in school, often together eats to bake to there with the Song Zhiwen also several buddies drinks the beer. However that side scale was too low, although Yang Guo understands that Fang Beibei was considering for own wallet, but he wants to find a point place. 小北门那里是学生们最常去聚餐和吃喝玩乐的地方,杨果以前在学校的时候,也经常跟宋志文还有几个哥们一起到那里吃烧烤喝啤酒。不过那边的档次太低了,虽然杨果明白方贝贝是在为自己的钱包考虑,但是他还是想找好一点的地方。 The hotel, they are the students, goes to that upscale place estimate to eat all of a sudden does not enjoy oneself to the full, Yang Guo thinks that said: Or goes to Xu Jin to record?” 大酒店就算了,她们都是学生,一下子去那么高档的地方估计吃得也不尽兴,杨果想了想,说道:“要不就去徐锦记吧?” Fang Beibei they do not know place that Yang Guo said that Yang Guo smiled, said: Comes with me and that's the end.” 方贝贝她们都不知道杨果说的地方,杨果笑了笑,说道:“跟我来就是了。” Left the school gate, Yang Guo has gotten them to walk toward another road of opposite street, walked for ten minutes to go to the place probably. Here actually is also a big gear, but compared with the big gear high level, spends is very high, almost does not have any student to come. The school days, Yang Guo has come several times with Song Zhiwen, is godfather invites. After having eaten, Yang Guo knows, originally such unvisited place, is hiding a good destination of glutton! 出了校门,杨果领她们往对面街的另一条路走去,大概走了十来分钟才到地方。这里其实也是一个大排档,不过比大排档更加高级,消费很高,几乎没什么学生来。学生时代,杨果宋志文来过几次,是干爹请的。吃了之后,杨果才知道,原来这样人迹罕至的地方,也隐藏着一个吃货的好去处! Nobody greeted, oneself looked for the position to sit down, after a while, in the shop the only service person the teapot, plastic basin and menu brought. The thing puts down, behind he turned around to go to serve food. 没人招呼,自己找位置坐下,过了一会儿,店里唯一一个服务员就将茶壶、塑料盆、菜单拿了过来。东西放下,他就转身去后面端菜了。 Do not care.” Yang Guo has referred to and paper, said with a smile, ordered food, wants to write. Here this.” “不要在意。”杨果指了指笔和纸,笑道,“点什么菜,要自己写的。这里都这样。” Liu Ruhua they read the menu time, Yang Guo introduced: This shop, what is quite famous is the pig tripe chicken, this must select, then ferments the bean curd is very good, your point you want to eat again.” 刘茹华她们看菜单的时候,杨果介绍道:“这家店,比较有名的是猪肚鸡,这个是必点的,然后酿豆腐也很不错,你们再点点你们想吃的。” The girls are pondering over, the plum dish seasoned steamed pork is too greasy does not want, finally ordered the garlic hibiscus bean noodles to steam the sea scallop and apricot Bao Gu to fire the sliced meat and pot Bao Rou, a lettuce. 女孩们琢磨着,梅菜扣肉太腻不要,最后点了蒜蓉粉丝蒸扇贝、杏鲍菇炒肉片、锅包肉,还有一盘油麦菜。 Yang Guo gives Fang Beibei the menu, said: Beibei, you did not have.” 杨果把菜单递给方贝贝,说道:“贝贝,你还没点呢。” Fang Beibei just had read the menu, above each price of dish makes her suck the tongue, she smiled, said: Does not use, six dishes, could not eat up.” 方贝贝刚刚看过了菜单,上面每一个菜的价格都让她咂舌,她笑了笑,说道:“不用了吧,都六个菜了,吃不下的。” Yang Guo knows her meaning, but again ordered crisp to explode the fresh milk, after the food , the sweet snack wanted. 杨果知道她的意思,不过还是再点了一个脆皮炸鲜奶,饭后甜点还是要的。 In time that waits to serve food, Yang Guo chatted with them. 等上菜的时间里,杨果跟她们闲聊了起来。 Today, the Fang Beibei roommates have not taken Yang Guo and Fang Beibei again teased, but, the atmosphere is not very senseless, under the reassignment of lively Liu Ruhua, several girls starts to interrogate the Yang Guo details one after another. 今天,方贝贝的舍友们没有再拿杨果方贝贝打趣了,不过,气氛并没有很无趣,在活泼的刘茹华的调动下,几个女孩开始轮番盘问杨果的底细。 Senior brother, you had not said where person you are!” Lin Xingshan the courage was asking greatly. “师兄,你还没说过你是哪里人呢!”林杏姗大着胆子问道。 „Do you guess?” Yang Guo said with a smile. Fang Beibei that his right hand sits, is holding Qiqi to play, hears Yang Guo these words, looked up Yang Guo one. “你们猜啊?”杨果笑道。他右手边坐的方贝贝,正抱着琪琪在玩,听到杨果这一句话,抬起头看了杨果一眼。 Liu Ruhua first said: I guess that is you is also the northeasterner!” 刘茹华抢先说道:“我猜是你也是东北人!” But voice not like?” Liu Lei refuted, listened to the voice to look like Guandong.” “可是口音不像啊?”刘蕾反驳道,“听口音像粤省的。” Guandong where has the length that high male student!” Liu Ruhua disdain said that senior brother you had one meter quickly nine!” 粤省哪有长那么高的男生啊!”刘茹华不屑地说道,“师兄你都快有一米九了吧!” Yang Guo said with a smile: No, one meter eight several.” His one meter about 88, said one meter wrong eight several not. 杨果笑道:“没有,一米八几。”他一米88左右,说一米八几也没有错。 Is, absolutely is northeasterner!” Liu Ruhua said happily. “就是,绝对是东北人!”刘茹华高兴地说道。 Which northeasterner standard spoken Chinese do you listen to speak this?” Liu Lei does not lose heart said. “你听过哪个东北人普通话讲成这样的?”刘蕾不死心地说道。 Yang Guo plays the heart to suddenly have, he has traded suddenly with the Zheng Yujie study the Beijing speech pattern said: Looked at your this saying saying that with your this, I said which words were which person?” 杨果玩心顿起,他突然换了跟郑雨洁学来的京片子说道:“瞧您这话儿说的,跟您这,我说哪儿的话就是哪儿的人了?” Liu Ruhua they hear one. 刘茹华她们听得一愣一愣的。 Smiles, Yang Guo started to imitate this Uncle mountain to say one string, his Northeastern Mandarin said quickly, Liu Ruhua had not responded, since the first half has not understood. 嘿嘿一笑,杨果开始模仿着本山大叔说了一串,他东北话说得很快,刘茹华一个没反应,前半段既然还没听懂。 However latter half Liu Ruhua has understood, moreover is very kind accent! She said excitedly: I said that the senior brother is a northeasterner! You looked that his Northeastern Mandarin said smooth!” 但是后半段刘茹华听懂了,而且是很亲切的乡音!她激动地说道:“我就说师兄是东北人嘛!你看他东北话说得多溜!” Wu Yani covers the forehead not to speak, Fang Beibei said with a smile: A’Hua, haven't you understood what is heard? Uncle he is joking with you!” 吴雅妮捂着额头不说话,方贝贝笑道:“阿花,你还没有听明白吗?蜀黍他是在跟你们闹着玩呢!” Looks at Liu Ruhua some appearances of being perplexed, Yang Guo has traded the Hong Kong-style standard spoken Chinese, various strange Qiangguai move, but also was pronunciation readsthis is ”, teased the female students present to laugh boisterously. 看着刘茹华还是有些不明所以的样子,杨果又换了港式普通话,各种奇腔怪调,还把“这是”发音念成了“介是”,逗得在座的女生们哄然大笑。 This, Liu Ruhua did to understand finally, she aerobic also funnily said: Also can be good to chat? Also can be the friend?” 这回,刘茹华终于搞明白了,她好气又好笑地说道:“还能不能好聊天了?还能不能做朋友了?” Finally, she also draws Liu Lei arm saying: Lei flower bud, later looks for the boyfriend, absolutely do not look like the senior brother reads the male student of language, was too sly! When you make the rounds of guard posts, he can a person divide decoration several corner/horn to deceive you!” 最后,她还拉着刘蕾的手臂说道:“蕾蕾啊,以后找男朋友,绝对不要找像师兄这样的读语言的男生,太狡猾了!啥时候你查岗,他都能一个人分饰几角来骗你!” Yang Guo raises both hands saying: „A type, I do not make a mistake, I( did not read i) actually intentionally! Our non- element dark reddish purples, you do not take a bamboo pole to hit to wash to bite! Such element is incorrect!” 杨果举起双手说道:“别介样,我错了啦,我其实不是故意(读i)的啦!我们不素酱紫的,你可不要一竿子打洗所咬人哦!这样素不对的哦!” The Taiwan accent, Yang Guo plays unable to stop from the start! 宝岛腔,杨果玩得压根停不下来! ( Asked the monthly ticket, sought the recommendation, everybody took the bill to pound my impoverished family! ≧▽≦) (求月票,求推荐,大家拿票票砸寒门吧!≧▽≦)
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