MGILA :: Volume #1

#6: PS: Therefore, the book that now you see appeared! The loyal aim of this book is,...... turned into the comedy effect all dog blood counter- pasts, like this, can haha joke it away in the awkwardness on the contrary.

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Thank: health/guard Gongqie child's son-in-law hits to enjoy 10000, bedroom technique 32, child secure, the world break hit to enjoy 1688, Onodzuka Komatsu: Hits to enjoy 1000, war casualty city 〞 感谢:卫宫切嗣的女婿打赏10000,寝技三十二式、子安、世界断打赏1688、小野冢小町:打赏1000,殇城〞 …… …… …… …… 9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- Night...... 夜深了…… dragon Aoxue the plate knee sits on the bed of dormitory, closes eyes the ponder. In the window seam pushes a court eunuch of fingernail size, originally is 32 fathers-in-law looks like ghosts and demons fluttered. 龙傲雪盘膝盖坐在宿舍的床上,闭目冥思。窗户缝里挤进来一个指甲盖大小的太监,原来是三十二公公像鬼魅似的飘了进来。 „He how?” dragon Aoxue the eyes have not opened the eyes to ask. “他怎样了？”龙傲雪眼也没睁地问道。 „Chen Huan returned to the dormitory safely.” 32 fathers-in-law reported in a low voice: „In his dormitory has a roommate named Cai Xinzi, so long as loud shouted, the schoolmates in next door bedroom will also come in swarms, land Qingyu should not act in this case. The lead who the metropolis installs to compel the hitting the face novel, routinely conceals own ability, does not expose before the person, she is no exception. In a short time, Chen Huan is safe.” “陈焕平安地回到了宿舍。”三十二公公低声报道:“他的宿舍里有个叫蔡心紫的室友,而且只要大声一喊,隔壁寝室的同学们也会蜂拥而来,陆轻雨应该不会在这种情况下出手。都市装逼打脸小说的主角嘛,都习惯性地隐瞒自己的能力,不暴露于人前,她也不例外。在短时间内,陈焕是安全的。” „Un!” dragon Aoxue nods saying: „Very good! That fellow named land Qingyu? In the dormitory has other person? If no, I pat her, extinguished her master gate conveniently again. In the never expected that world also has jib door type of thing to exist unexpectedly, approximately several hundred years ago the low military school that inherits, dares to run up to front of me to install unexpectedly to compel.” “嗯！”龙傲雪点了点头道:“很好！那个叫陆轻雨的家伙呢？宿舍里有别的人没？没有的话,我去拍死她,顺手再灭了她的师门。没想到世界上居然还有隐门这种东西存在,大约是从几百年前继承下来的低武门派吧,居然敢跑到我面前来装逼。” „!” 32 fathers-in-law kneel suddenly kowtow saying: „Lord, the old servant has words not to know , said does not work as to say.” “呃！”三十二公公突然跪地磕头道:“主子,老奴有句话不知道当讲不当讲。” „You said!” “你讲！” „Old servant thinks, you make a move to pat dead land Qingyu, extinguished the Mount Hua Faction, seems not quite good.” “老奴以为,您出手拍死陆轻雨,灭了华山派,似乎不太好。” „what Jie?” “何解？” „Old servant thinks, first, this potential surface is the quite peaceful potential surface, the casual murder is not obviously good. Again, you processed land Qingyu, will not make Chen Huan have any enhancement, might as well keeps to him this enemy, could become his progressive power, when you just made a debut in the past isn't this? More has the enemy to step on you, your strength progresses quickly. Keeps the threat of land light rain to exist, Chen Huan can also a morning enhancement, exceed your strength early on the 1st, can't you a day get married early?” “老奴以为,首先,这个位面是比较和平的位面,随便杀人明显不好。再次,您处理了陆轻雨,也不会让陈焕有任何提高,还不如把这敌人给他留着,说不定能成为他进步的动力,您当年刚出道时不也是这样吗？越是有敌人踩您,您的实力就进步得越快。留个陆轻雨的威胁存在,陈焕也能早一点提高,早一日超越您的实力,您不就能早一天嫁人了吗？” „Un, rational!” dragon Aoxue coldly the said/tunnel: „But bright...... bright gold/metal finger, was that system is given to kill by me, now he does not have the gold/metal finger to assist, how to compete with land Qingyu? Can be grasped to become Ahei the face by her sooner or later?” “嗯,有理！”龙傲雪冷冷地道:“但是焕……焕的金手指,也就是那个系统被我给杀了,现在他没有金手指相助,怎么敌得过陆轻雨？岂不是早晚得被她抓去啪啪成阿黑颜？” „Does not have the gold/metal finger, we can help him make the gold/metal finger.” 32 fathers-in-law said with a smile: „You look for the different world casually, the future world, a magic potential surface kind of place transfer, comes back with the fierce rare book conveniently, is delivered to place Chen Huan bedhead by the old servant secretly, after he learns the rare book, didn't step onto outraced your path?” “没有金手指,咱们可以帮他制造金手指嘛。”三十二公公笑道:“您随便找个异世界,未来世界,魔法位面一类的地方去转一圈,随手拿本厉害的秘籍回来,由老奴送过去偷偷放在陈焕的床头,他习得秘籍之后,不就走上了超越您的道路吗？” „Un! Rational, accepts.” dragon Aoxue one sits from the bed, a brow wrinkle: „I think, Chen Huan at present is only an average person, must step onto the say/way of strengthen, must start to study from the low military potential surface rare book, if directly from tall martial, even the magic battle qi to start, a little spoils by trying is too helpful, un, decided that I go to the low military potential surface to transfer.” “嗯！有理,采纳。”龙傲雪刷地一下从床上坐起来,眉头一皱:“我想想,陈焕目前只是个普通人,要走上变强之道,还是得从低武位面的秘籍开始学,如果直接从高武,甚至魔法斗气开始的话,有点拔苗助长,嗯,决定了,我就去个低武位面转一圈吧。” She stretches out one pair snow white such as the hand of jade, holds the air before bed, rips to the two sides conveniently...... 她伸出一双雪白如玉的手,抓住床前的空气,向两边随手一撕…… The secret skill, „rips at fingertips”, can tear the potential surface and dimension, the optional shuttle in the place that any she wants to go. 秘技,“信手一撕”,可以撕裂位面与次元,随意穿梭于任何她想去的地方。 Therefore, air forcefully was ripped a large cave/hole by her, she one to that hole step stepped forward, entered in a low military potential surface. 于是,空气硬生生的被她撕出一个大洞,她向那洞中一步跨出,走进了一个低武位面中。 The roadside happen to have to wear the sword, seemed like the person of martial arts world person to pass by. 路边正好有个佩着剑,看起来像是武林人士的人路过。 dragon Aoxue an arrow step in the past, held his collar conveniently, carried him, a that person of exceedingly high sword technique, half fertilization in pre-dug holes cannot launch unexpectedly, cannot help but startles greatly: „Actually miss is, what can make below?” 龙傲雪一个箭步过去,随手抓住了他的衣领,将他拎了过来,那人一身通天的剑术,居然半点施展不开,不由得大骇:“姑娘究竟是何人,要对在下做什么？” dragon Aoxue coldly asks: „This world who strongest? Which martial arts rare book is fiercest?” 龙傲雪冷冷地问道:“这个世界谁最强？哪本武功秘籍最厉害？” That person of perspiration, hurried to reply: „The martial arts world recognizes, the first under heaven expert is the demon teaches the founder, the West is invincible! His «Plum blossom Precious book» fiercest. Do the girls want to challenge him? Don't, he too strong......” 那人汗了一把,赶紧答道:“武林公认,天下第一高手是魔教教主,西方无敌！他的《梅花宝典》最厉害。姑娘是要去挑战他吗？千万别,他太强……” His a few words have not said, dragon Aoxue has disappeared without a trace. 他一句话还没说完,龙傲雪已经消失得无影无踪。 That person of cold sweat directs current: „Good...... good fierce martial arts, is actually this silver-haired female who?” 那人冷汗直流:“好……好厉害的武功,这银发女子究竟是谁啊？” The demon teaches the total rudder, the whitewood cliff, the West is invincible is wearing a scarlet gown, with embroidering the embroidery the flower, naturally, be not thinking that his appearance is a beautiful woman, in fact he was is very long ugly middle-aged man...... he just to embroider a flower, suddenly a brow wrinkle, mystifying said/tunnel: „What person?” 魔教总舵,白木崖,西方无敌正穿着一身大红袍子,用绣花针绣着花,当然,别以为他这幅模样就是个美女,实际上他是个长得很丑的中年男人……他刚绣完一朵花,突然眉头一皱,阴阳怪气地道:“什么人？” dragon Aoxue appeared in his side suddenly, coldly smiles: „Gives me your plum blossom precious book!” 龙傲雪陡然出现在了他的身边,冷冷一笑:“把你的梅花宝典给我！” „Well?” The west a little compels invincibly ignorant: What ghost? Do some people dare to come to snatch my rare book unexpectedly? This may really feel strange! Big courage! “咦？”西方无敌有点懵逼:什么鬼？有人居然敢上门来抢我的秘籍？这可真是奇了怪了！好大的胆子！ He turns around, looks dragon proud Xue who indifferently a silver hair flutters, sneers to say with the high-pitched and fine sound: „Courage is big, however......” 他转过身来,冷眼看着一头银发飘扬的龙傲雪,用尖细的声音冷笑道:“胆子不小,然而……” „Bumps!” The next flash, dragon Aoxue destroyed Western invincible all war intent with a snow white fresh-faced small fist, a fist hits to fall face down him: „Precious book gives me!” “碰！”下一瞬间,龙傲雪用一个雪白粉嫩的小拳头摧毁了西方无敌所有的战意,一拳就将他打趴下:“宝典给我！” „, martial arts of miss, admires below, your martial arts high to so situation, I of first under heaven expert link one move unable to pass through in you, why do you also need my precious book? It should not enter your discernment!” Western invincible grieved say/way. “呜,姑娘的武功,在下佩服,你武功都高到这般地步了,天下第一高手的我在您手下连一招都走不过,为何您还需要我的宝典？它应该不入您的法眼了啊！”西方无敌惨然道。 dragon Aoxue cold sound said: „I must take away to my boyfriend practice.” 龙傲雪冷声道:“我要拿去给我男朋友练。” „What?” The west shocks invincibly immediately, heaven, land, this woman how evil and cruel, unexpectedly can be practiced the plum blossom precious book by own boyfriend? In you...... you...... you............, my demon taught the most virulent person unexpectedly and she compare are also the pediatrics, this was the true succuba. Evil and cruel of the intention, has broken through the horizon. “什么？”西方无敌顿时震惊,苍天啊,大地啊,这女人何其歹毒,居然要让自己的男朋友练梅花宝典？你……你……你……居然……罢了,我魔教里最恶毒的人和她比起来也是小儿科了,这个才是真正的魔女。其用心之歹毒,已突破天际。 The west delivered the precious book invincibly obediently! 西方无敌乖乖地送上了宝典！ dragon Aoxue the left hand received the precious book, the right hand patted the Western invincible head: „Very obedient, forgives your life!” Then, she rips at fingertips, rips open the potential surface, then one step stepped in own student's dormitory. 龙傲雪左手接过宝典,右手拍了拍西方无敌的脑袋:“很听话,饶你一命吧！”说完,她信手一撕,撕开位面,然后一步跨回了自己的学生宿舍里。 When 32 fathers-in-law have waited for a long time here are many, saw that dragon Aoxue comes back, immediately respectful body asked: „Lord, did the rare book succeed in obtaining?” 三十二公公在这边已经久候多时,见到龙傲雪回来,立即恭身问道:“主子,秘籍到手了吗？” „Un!” Dragon arrogant trail: „I made a itself/Ben am the low military potential surface strongest rare book come back it is said that you took away to give to Chen Huan.” “嗯！”龙傲雪道:“我弄了一本据说是低武位面最强的秘籍回来,你拿去送给陈焕吧。” Her small hand wields, antique «Plum blossom Precious book», arrived in 32 father-in-law hands. 她小手一挥,古色古香的《梅花宝典》,就到了三十二公公手里。 32 father-in-law respectful bodies said: „Lackey this delivers!” Turns out out of the window, vanishes in the dim light of night. 三十二公公恭身道:“奴才这就去送！”翻出窗外,消失在夜色之中。 ---- ---- In the male student dormitory, Chen Huan and roommate Cai Xinzi just took a bath, hmph hmph the song to return to the dormitory. 男生宿舍里,陈焕和室友蔡心紫刚刚洗完了澡,哼哼着小曲返回宿舍。 Cai Xinzi hehe said with a smile: „Shining, you a little restless today probably.” 蔡心紫呵呵笑道:“焕焕,你今天好像有点心神不宁啊。” Chen Huan lets go saying: „Aiya, was looked by you, I bumped into troublesome, very difficult that but I do not have the gold/metal finger, I do not have the system, not to have the rare book, not to have the ring grandfather, without the previous generation wife walks in...... not to know how must deal with this powerful enemy.” 陈焕摊手道:“哎呀,被你看出来了,我碰上了麻烦,很棘手的那种,但是我没有金手指,我没有系统、没有秘籍、没有戒指里的老爷爷,也没有前世老婆找上门……不知道要怎么应付这个强敌。” Cai Xinzi said with a smile: „Here we go again, what gold/metal finger? Where in this world comes what gold/metal finger, performs talks irresponsibly, reality! This world does not have these at sixes and sevens things.” 蔡心紫笑道:“又来了,什么金手指？这世界上哪来什么金手指,尽是瞎掰,现实点吧！这个世界才没有那些乱七八糟的东西。” Two people were saying said that had been returning to the bedroom. 两人说着说着,已经回到了寝室。 Cai Xinzi points at Chen Huan bedhead to say with a smile suddenly: „Yo, the shining, your two sickness are getting more and more serious, unexpectedly is placed this type of thing in the bedhead.” 蔡心紫突然指着陈焕的床头笑道:“哟,焕焕,你的中二病越来越严重啦,居然把这种东西摆在床头。” „What thing?” Chen Huan fixes the eyes on looked, near own pillow is lying down unexpectedly peacefully a martial arts rare book, it is seemingly antique, is very flamboyant, in the title page is burning glittering four large characters- plum blossom precious book. “啥东西？”陈焕定睛一看,自己的枕头边上居然安安静静地躺着一本武功秘籍,它看起来古色古香,十分牛逼,封面上烫着金光闪闪的四个大字-梅花宝典。 „! The rare book came!” Chen Huan great happiness: „My luck is really good, in the past few days obtained the system, today unexpectedly comes the rare book, haha, I really am inborn the lead life man who is to exceed dragon Aotian!” “哇！秘籍来了！”陈焕大喜:“我的运气还真不错,前些天得到了系统,今天居然又来了秘籍,哈哈,我果然天生主角命,是要超越龙傲天的男人！” Cai Xinzi actually hmph hmph saying: „Little rambled on, what nonsense system, what nonsense rare book, left again two!” 蔡心紫却哼哼道:“少瞎扯,什么狗屁系统,什么狗屁秘籍,别再中二了！” Chen Huan where also has the thoughts to manage him, an arrow step flees before the bed, grasps the rare book, then shrinks to own bed corner, with the excitement, opened rare book p. 1 slowly...... 陈焕哪里还有心思理他,一个箭步窜到床前,抓起秘籍,然后缩到自己的床角里,用激动的心情,缓缓地翻开了秘籍的第一页…… P. 1 only wrote eight characters! 第一页只写了八个字！ Deafening eight characters! 震耳欲聋的八个字！ Eight characters of making people think deeply! 发人深思的八个字！ „To practice the marvelous ability, brandishes a sword from the palace!” “欲练神功,挥刀自宫！” „I scratch!” Chen Huan brandished the arm, throws out of the window the precious book, the 32 fathers-in-law of fingernail size erect listens secretly in out of the window, rare book „” pulls out on him, leading him to leap off a building the bottom...... “我擦！”陈焕抡圆了手臂,将宝典扔出窗外,指甲盖大小的三十二公公正飞在窗外偷听,秘籍“啪”地一声抽在他身上,带着他直坠楼底…… Author message: 作者留言: PS: Saw that many book reviews and complained „this book I looked well awkwardly”, haha! This was right. Actually, when the father-in-law reads these profound imaginary novels, the metropolis novel, feels very awkward, therefore I think: „I should write a book to come out to complain these awkward dog blood plots specially.” PS:看到好多书评和吐槽说“这本书我看得好尴尬啊”,哈哈！这样就对了。其实,公公看那些玄幻小说,都市小说时,也觉得非常的尴尬,于是我就想:“我应该专门写一本书出来吐槽这些尴尬的狗血情节。”
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