Garfieldis a veryfatcat, did Isayright?
加菲猫是一只很胖的猫,我说对了吗?Therefore, in additionone!
于是,加一更!-----
-----ChenHuannoticed that twoyounger sisterssneaked in the femalearea, immediatelyfeltduckLishanis big: „Hey! ThisIgo inam very awkward.”
陈焕看到两个妹子钻进了女性区,顿时感觉鸭梨山大:“喂喂!这块儿我进去很尴尬啊。”Ercillasaid with a smile: „Whatrelationshas? Thisisdoublecelebrates, is notJapan, the boyenters the femalespecial areaalsoto have nothingto be awkward.”
艾尔西亚笑道:“有什么关系?这是双庆,不是日本啊,男孩子进女性专区也没啥好尴尬的。”Thissayingin the principle, in the doublecelebratingfemalespecial area, the man are also actually many, likeJapan, the manwill not approach the femalespecial areagenerally.
这话倒是在理,双庆的女性专区里,男人也很多,不像日本,男人一般不会靠近女性专区。As if the Japanesespeciallypays great attention to the matter in thisaspect, the subwaywill have the femalespecial-purposecompartment, the schoolalsodoes the specialgirls' school, artificiallymakessomegentlemanexclusion areas, butindoublecelebrates, withoutthisart.
似乎日本人特别注重这方面的事情,地铁也会有女性专用车厢,学校也搞专门的女校,人为制造出一些男士禁入区,但在双庆,没这个讲究。ChenHuanshrugged, with.
陈焕摊了摊手,跟着走了进去。
The breezecalled out pitifullyat heart: Was finished, unexpectedlywas drawnthisplaceto come, but alsocamewith a man, awkward.
小风心里惨叫:完蛋,居然被拖进这地方来了,还跟了个男人来,尴尬得要死。„Typewhatbreeze do youlike?”Ercillasaid with a smile: „Visitsyousucheasilyshy, Ihelpedyousayto the sales clerk.”
“小风你喜欢什么类型的?”艾尔西亚笑道:“看你这么容易害羞,我帮你给店员说吧。”
The breezeis miserable the said/tunnel: „...... It is not fastidious......”
小风惨兮兮地道:“不……不讲究……”„Good, leavingis so shy, orIfirstelect, youwill unable to let loose.”Ercillaputs out a handto copyon the rack, graspshugeBra, looks atthatterrifying the scale, the breezeswallowedsaliva, looked downoneselfsmoothsuch as the chest of boundary, a pitiful yell, drew backtwosteps.
“好啦,别这么害羞,要不我先选,你就不会这么放不开了。”艾尔西亚伸手在架子上一抄,抓下来一个巨大的Bra,看那恐怖的规模,小风不禁咽了一口唾沫,低头看了看自己平滑如境的胸口,啊地一声惨叫,退了两步。„What's wrong?”ElsieIacisaid: „Yourwhereis uncomfortable?”
“怎么了?”艾尔西亚奇道:“你哪里不舒服?”
The breezethought: Strollsthisshopwithdarkelfstatureunreasonableracecompletely, isinterrogates and torturestomyspiritsimply! Whyin the worldcanhave the race of thisrare and beautiful flowers? Thisstaturedoes not conform to the physical law.
小风心想:和黑暗精灵这种身材完全不讲道理的种族一起来逛这种店,简直就是对我的精神拷问啊,啊啊啊啊啊!为什么世界上要有这种奇葩的种族?这种身材根本就不符合物理定律。„Good, do not stare blankly, youlooked that Ielected, youalsochoseone, werenewed the roomto try ontogether.”
“好啦,别发楞了,你看我都选好了,你也选一个,我们一起去更新室试穿吧。”„Does not want, do not try onwithyou.” The breezedraws backcontinuallyseveralsteps.
“不要,不要和你一起试穿。”小风连退几步。„Whathas is not goodwithme?”Ercillasaid with a smile: „Aren't youshy? Havingmeaccompanieswill not be being shy.”
“和我一起有啥不好的?”艾尔西亚笑道:“你不是害羞吗?有我陪着就不会那么害羞啦。”„, Thisis not the shyissue.” The breezecalled out pitifully, graspedonnearbyrackconveniently, graspedBra of Acups of covers, thencrashed inchanged clothes.
“不不不,这不是害羞的问题啊啊啊。”小风惨叫一声,随手在旁边的架子上一抓,抓了一个A杯罩的Bra,然后一头冲进了更衣间。ChenHuanhappen tostandsbythatshelf, sawherto graspBrato run away, stemming from the conditioned reflex of donor, the visiondid not control selfsweepsto the label on shelf, looked that the pricepreparationpaid money, suddenly, his visionrevolution, discoveredon the shelfalsoto haveoneline of advertisementlanguages: Eightcushion, ultrathickeningBra, takes toyouproudandself-confident......
陈焕正好站在那个货架旁边,见她抓了Bra跑掉,出于金主的条件反射,眼光不自禁地扫向货架上的标签,看价格准备去付款,突然,他眼光一转,发现了货架上还有一行广告语:八层垫子,超加厚型Bra,带给你骄傲与自信……„Eight?”ChenHuanhas a scare: „This...... whatghost?”
“八层?”陈焕吓了一跳:“这……什么鬼?”Ercillathis/Benwantsto enter a changing roomwith the breeze, but the breezeininsidesaid that anythingdoes not open the door, Ercillahasto enteranotherchanging room, before long, ChenHuanheardherto call outinchanging room: „Shining, comes to have a lookto be attractivequickly, youreach an agreementto look that Ibuy.”
艾尔西亚本想和小风进一个更衣室去,但小风在里面说啥也不开门,艾尔西亚只好进了另一个更衣室,不一会儿,陈焕就听到她在更衣室里叫道:“焕焕,快进来看看好不好看,你说好看我就买啦。”Thiscalled, outsideseveralwaitressesallheard, severalfemalecustomersalsoheard, immediately, severalstrangevisionsobserved closelyChenHuantogether, seemed saying: „Reallydo not go in?”
这一声叫,外面的几个女服务员全都听到,还有几个女顾客也听到了,顿时,数道诡异的眼光一起盯住了陈焕,仿佛在说:“你不会是真的要进去吧?”ChenHuanhurriesto raise handto surrender: „, Iwill not go in! Will not haveanythingdoubleto celebrateversionUniqlo.”
陈焕赶紧举手投降:“不不不,我不会进去!才不会发生什么双庆版优衣库呢。”„Does not go inwell.” The shop employeesthentransferred the vision.
“不进去就好。”营业员们这才转开了目光。ChenHuanhasto shout at the top of one's voicetois changing clothesto call: „Ercilla, indo not shout and wrangleinchanging clothes, was heardbyoutsideperson, the one whois awkwardisI.”
陈焕只好扯开嗓子对着更衣间里叫:“艾尔西亚,别在更衣间里大呼小叫,被外面人听到,尴尬的是我啊。”„That, do Icome out?”
“那,我出来?”„Thatis not absolutely good!”ThistimechangedChenHuanto turn toperipherythatsparsemalecustomer, stared, ultraominous! Almostfrightened the malecustomersto throwownfemale companionto escape.
“那绝对不行!”这次换了陈焕把眼光转向了周围那稀稀拉拉的男顾客,瞪,超凶!吓得男顾客们差点丢了自己的女伴逃跑。„What, youcannotcome, Icannotgo out, cannotmakeyouhelpmystaff officer, how do Idecideto buy? Ido not buy.”
“什么嘛,你不能进来,我不能出去,不能让你帮我参谋,那我怎么决定买不买嘛?我不买了。”Thesewas one's turn the sales clerkto wipe the perspiration, didn't buy the line? Myturnover.
这一下就轮到店员抹汗了,不买怎么行?我的营业额啊。
The sales clerkyounger sistersteels one's heart, onesneaked inchanged clothes, some little timelater, shetookErcilla'scell phoneto walk, stoppertoChenbrighthandin: „Givesyou, the picture of yourAfricagirlfriend, youhelpherstaff officerone.”
店员妹子把心一横,刷地一下钻进了更衣间里,好一会儿之后,她拿着艾尔西亚的手机走了出来,塞到陈焕的手上:“给你,你非洲女朋友的照片,你帮她参谋一下吧。”„Yo, thisshowoperation?”ChenHuangreat happiness, hurriesto block from the phone screen, thenfixes the eyes onlooks, whatErcillathiselectsisseveralsets of whatgadget, in the flowerwhistles, crazed, shameless......, butIlike!
“哟,还有这种骚操作?”陈焕大喜,赶紧遮住手机屏幕,然后定睛一看,啧啧啧,不得了,艾尔西亚这选的是几套什么玩意儿啊,花里呼哨,丧心病狂,恬不知耻……但是我喜欢!ChenHuanhurriesto send to the cell phonethesepictures, thenlocked the screen, gives the sales clerkto makeherstopperreturn to the cell phone the changing room: „Good, thesesetsare good, boughtentirely.”
陈焕赶紧把这几张照片发到自己手机上,然后再锁了屏,把手机交给店员让她塞回更衣室里:“不错,这几套非常不错,通通买了。”Before long, Ercillachangesoneselfclothes, indrilledfromchanging clothes, gatherssidegrinninglyChenHuan: „Did thatseveralsets, likea moment ago?”
不一会儿,艾尔西亚换好自己的衣服,从更衣间里钻了出来,笑嘻嘻地凑到陈焕身边:“刚才那几套,喜欢么?”„Likesvery much, hehe.”ChenHuanzeicooks in a covered vessel the said/tunnel: „Or, puts ontonight, tomyroom.”
“很喜欢,嘿嘿。”陈焕贼焖兮兮地道:“要不,今晚就穿上,到我房间里来。”Ercillais blushingpushedhisgently, wastacitly consents.
艾尔西亚红着脸轻轻推了他一下,算是默许了。Two peopleMasarosentimentconcubineintentink marks, anotheris changing clothes the gateto open, the breezewalked. The roadposture that shewalksis a little strange, strides bravely forward, looks about complacently, withherusuallythatdelicateandmodestappearancenottoo to number.
两人正郎情妾意地墨迹着,另一个更衣间的门开了,小风走了出来。她走的路姿势有点奇怪,昂首阔步,顾盼自豪,与她平时那个柔弱而谦虚的模样不太对得上号。ChenHuangreatlystrange: „Well? Breeze, you? Boughtin the lottery ticketseveralhundred millionappearances.”
陈焕不禁大奇:“咦?小风,你咋了?一幅买彩票中了几个亿的样子。”
The breezecoldlysmiles, smilesnot to speak, butthrows out the chest.
小风冷冷一笑,笑而不语,只是挺了挺胸。„Does?”ChenHuanda.
“干嘛?”陈焕大奇。
The breezedid not speak, threw out the chest.
小风不语,又挺了挺胸。„Actuallytherefore are youmakingwhat?” A ChenHuanfacecompelsignorant.
“所以说你究竟是在做什么呀?”陈焕一脸懵逼。
The breezeis angryimmediately: „Whatghost? Youcould not see that whatIdo haveto change?”
小风顿时大怒:“什么鬼?难道你就看不出我有什么变化吗?”„Change?”ChenHuankou did dig out the head, where the change?
“变化?”陈焕抠了抠脑袋,变化在哪里?Inhisheadpresentedtwopicturesinstantaneously, oneis the usualbreeze, oneis the presentbreeze, sidealsowritesoneline of characters„everyoneto find fault”, pleasediscover the differences in thesetwocharts!
他脑袋里瞬间出现了两幅图片,一幅是平时的小风,一幅是现在的小风,旁边还写着一行字“大家来找茬”,请找出这两幅图中的不同之处!
The string that represents the time limitburns the feverinside......
一个代表时间限制的绳子在旁边烧呀烧……ChenHuanis searching the differencesontwochartsfast! Hairstyle, same. Bearing, same. Accessory , is the same. Waited for...... the stringto burnhalf, mothermental handicapburntslowlytome, at this time, hasto useitem„magnifying glass”, itcanhelp a remnantplayerfind the differences in chartdirectly, simplywas the cheatinglevelitem.
陈焕飞快地在两幅图上搜索着不同之处!发型,一样啊。站姿,一样啊。饰品,也一样啊。等等……绳子烧了一半了,妈的智障给我烧慢点啊,这种时候,只好使用道具“放大镜”了,它能帮助眼残的玩家直接找到图中的不同之处,简直就是作弊级道具。
A giantcircleframelived in the chest of breeze, here, the picturehad the difference, the usualbreezeis a chestis evencan the younger sister in taking off and landingultraspace and timefort, however the presentbreeze, the chest front can actually see the highbulge, is it possible thatthis...... is this...... the might of eightcushion?
一个巨大的圆圈框住了小风的胸口,在这里,图片出现了差异,平时的小风是一个胸口平得可以起降超时空要塞的妹子,然而现在的小风,胸前却可以看到高高的凸起,这……这莫非就是……八层垫子的威力?„Hasn't looked?” The breezehmph hmphto say.
“还没看出来吗?”小风哼哼道。„Lookedto lookactually.”ChenHuanmosweat on forehead, smallsound said: „However is thisuseful? When I have to look atyounot to put on the clotheschestamwhatappearance, eightchestpads can only fooldid not know that yourperson, is invalidtome.”
“看倒是看出来了。”陈焕抹了一把额头上的汗水,小声道:“然而这有什么用?我又不是没看过你没穿衣服时的胸口是什么样子,八层胸垫只能唬不认识你的人,对我无效啊。”Breeze: „......”
小风:“……”„Pūpasses” a sound, the breezeknocks down, frustratedbodyanteflexion.
“噗通”一声响,小风扑倒在地,失意体前屈。
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