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-----Changesindividualto darelikeChenHuanwordy, a palm of the handclapstosparks/Marscomes up. Butwords that ChenHuanspoke, dragonAoxueis willingto listen, wantsto ponder overmeaningcarefully: „? Isthis? Un, right that you said that myattitudewas not quite good.”
换个人敢像陈焕这样啰嗦,一巴掌拍到火星上去。但陈焕说的话,龙傲雪是愿意听的,也愿意仔细去琢磨其中的意思:“哦?是这样么?嗯,你说的对,我刚才的态度不太好。”„You is a good person, weare the friend.”dragonAoxuewithice-coldtonecard issuing, whileputs out a handto put out a best quality goodsimmortalcrystalin the ring, is losingtoLiuXuanyuan: „Thisdeliversyou, showsmyapology.”
“你是个好人,我们还是做朋友吧。”龙傲雪一边用冰冷的语气发卡,一边伸手在戒指里又拿出一颗极品仙晶,对着刘轩辕一丟:“这个送你,以示我的歉意。”HerattentionallonChenHuan, throws the immortalcrystalconveniently, simplyhad not carefully looked,never expected that the immortalcrystalhappen tothrewLiuXuanyuanforehead, „bumping”hit, rebounding, was goodbecause ofLiuXuanyuanis the person of immortal cultivation, was insufficientto be crushed and injuredby a stone, changeson the ordinarywomanforehead to pound a large package.
她的注意力全在陈焕身上,随手一丢仙晶,根本没仔细看,没想到仙晶正好丢中了刘轩辕的脑门,“碰”地打了一下,跳开,好在刘轩辕是修仙之人,不至于被一颗石头砸伤,换个普通女人额头上就要砸出个大包了。Although the foreheadis not painful, butis grieved, LiuXuanyuangawked the god, then„”cried.
额头虽然不痛,但心痛,刘轩辕楞了楞神,然后“哇”地一声哭了出来。ChenHuanhasalso saying: „Isaidyou, your was really exaggerating, Ihave not seenyouto send the good personcardlike this.”
陈焕只好又道:“我说兄台,你这真夸张了点,我没见过你这样发好人卡的。”„What do Iissue cardsto have is not rightlike this?”dragonAoxuecoldlycuriouslysmiles.
“我这样发卡有啥不对?”龙傲雪好奇地冷冷一笑。„Youissue cardsissue cards, whatghostsituationfinallytouches a stoneto come outto pound the personis?”ChenHuanlets go saying: „After thismovementlooks likevery much the second generation of richplayed with the woman, fishes outonepack of moneyLaichouonothersfaces, thisactionhowmourningsickness.”
“你发卡就发卡,最后摸个石头出来砸人是什么鬼情况?”陈焕摊手道:“这动作很像富二代玩弄了女人之后,摸出一叠钱来抽在人家脸上,这举动何其丧病。”dragonAoxuethinkscarefully: Well? Probablyalso is really such, the actiontrulywas a bit like the second generation of richdrawing cashto pound the person, was not good, before blamingme, installedto compelto installin the profoundimaginaryimmortalheropotential surfaceto be used to it, did not control selfexhibitedthatset.
龙傲雪仔细一想:咦?好像还真是那样,刚才的举动确实有点像富二代拿钱砸人,不好,都怪我以前在玄幻仙侠位面装逼装习惯了,不自禁地就摆出了那一套。„But, thiswomanpestersme, verybothersome.”Dragonarroganttrail: „Chenbrotherbumps intothissituation, will swell the office?”
“可是,这女人纠缠我,很烦的啊。”龙傲雪道:“陈兄碰上这种情况,会肿么办?”„, This.”ChenHuanshrugged: „If I, no matterIdo like the younger sister, will giveherWeChat, at the worst, when sheusesWeChatto be tired ofme, Idid not answer that was good, reallydoes not needto smashothersheadswith the stone.”
“呃,这个嘛。”陈焕摊了摊手:“如果是我,不管我喜不喜欢妹子,也会把微信给她吧,大不了,她用微信来烦我时,我不回话就行了,真没必要拿石头砸人家头。”„ButIreallydo not haveWeChat.”Dragonarroganttrail.
“可我真的没有微信号。”龙傲雪道。„Yeah? Whatyoudo not have the girlfriend? Withoutimmortal cultivationcompanionwhat?”ChenHuanqisaid: „A WeChatdoes not have, do youcontactwithyourrelatives and friends? Is it possible that youcultivationin the remote mountain, doesn't hear the human affairs? Can't the socialsoftware of new times?”dragonAoxueis sweating profuselycoldlysmiles, thought: Ended, was despisedby the boyfriend! ThenImustunderstand, actuallythisWeChatiswhatghost.
“哎?兄台没有女朋友什么的吗?没有修仙道侣什么的吗?”陈焕奇道:“连个微信都没有,你怎么和自己的亲朋好友联络的?莫非,兄台在深山中修炼,不闻世事?连新时代的社交软件都不会的?”龙傲雪满头大汗地冷冷一笑,心想:完了,被男朋友鄙视了!回头我得去了解一下,这个微信究竟是什么鬼。Hercoldsnort/hum: „Chenbrother'sinstruction, below sincerelyinheart, from now onsettledimprovement. The mountaindoes not change, the greenwaterlongclass/flow, wehave another chance to meet.”Then, she governingswordhas flown, whizflew the sky.
她冷哼了一声:“陈兄的教诲,在下谨记于心,今后定当改善。青山不改,绿水长流,咱们后会有期。”说完,她早已经御剑飞起,嗖地一声飞上了天空。Untilcould not seeChenHuanandLiuXuanhuan, dragonAoxuereceivedthat the flyingsword that being usedto put on an act, moved sidewaysto moveinstantaneouslyreturned toowndormitory, unloaded the men's wearwithspeedfast, received in exchange the femaleuniversity studentattire, thencaught uptoward the classroom building.
直到看不到陈焕和刘玄幻了,龙傲雪才收起了那把用来装样子的飞剑,一闪身瞬间移动回到了自己的宿舍,用飞快的速度卸了男装,换回了女大学生装束,然后向着教学楼赶来。Walks, shewhileis pointing outto the abstention: „32fathers-in-law, whatghost is WeChat?”
一边走,她一边对着戒指道:“三十二公公,微信是什么鬼?”32fathers-in-lawhurry saying: „Isamong the young peopletalks love, love affairnecessaryAPP.”
三十二公公赶紧道:“是年轻人之间谈情说爱,风花雪月之必备APP。”„? What...... crazedthing.”
“啊?何……何等丧心病狂的东西。”„Lord, thisthingyoung peopledoes not useincorrect, said that the old servanthas also wantedto remindyou, youandChenHuan, as ifalsowithoutexchangingWeChat, your like the male and femalefriend, inthisworldabsolutelywould have nonot to add the male and femalefriend of WeChatmutually.”
“主子啊,这东西年轻人不用不行的啊,说起来老奴也早就想提醒您了,您和陈焕,似乎还没有交换过微信号,你们这样根本就不像男女朋友嘛,这个世界上根本就没有不互相加微信的男女朋友。”dragonAoxuestartledcoldlysmiles: „Originallyis the male and femalefriendalsoto havethisart? Damn! Iaskedhowinitiallyyoumustbe ableto be a goodgirlfriend, why didn't youtellme to installWeChat?”
龙傲雪大吃一惊地冷冷一笑:“原来做男女朋友还有这个讲究?该死!我当初问你要怎么才能做一个好女朋友,你为什么不告诉我要装微信?”„This...... the old servantalsoforgotat that time!”
“这……老奴当时也忘了!”„Dies!”dragonAoxuefights with the fistsin the ring, hitting32fathers-in-lawis black and blue, suodoes not have/leave the words.
“去死!”龙傲雪一拳打进戒指里,打得三十二公公鼻青脸肿,嗦不出话。
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---Behindclassroom buildinggrove, ChenHuancryinglightlycrash-bangLiuXuanyuanheldfrom the ground: „Good, do not cry, wasn't sent the good personcard? Thismattercustomis good, back thenmyhigh schooltime............ coughed...... did not say that in brief, thismatterwas not worthsadly, the worldgoodmenare many.”
教学楼背后的小树林里,陈焕把哭得淅沥哗啦的刘轩辕从地上扶了起来:“好啦,别哭啦,不就是被发了好人卡吗?这种事情习惯就好,想当年我高中的时候……嘛……咳……不说了,总之,这事儿也不值得伤心,世界上好男人还多着呢。”LiuXuanyuanhonk the mouthis standing up, scratched the tabby catsameface, sticking the leafonforeheadtakes, picked upgroundthatto pound her foreheadbest quality goodsimmortalcrystalto hold the pocket, thispitifulsaid/tunnel: „Am I a beautiful woman?”
刘轩辕嘟着嘴站起身来,擦了擦花猫一样的脸,把粘在额头上的树叶取掉,又捡起地上那颗砸了她额头一下的极品仙晶揣进衣兜,这才可怜巴巴地道:“我是美女吧?”„Yes!”ChenHuandao: „Basically, above the average levels of beautiful woman.”
“是!”陈焕道:“基本上来说,在美女的平均水平之上。”„Why can thatlike this?”LiuXuanyuanbewilderedtypical: „WeChatcannot ask for!”
“那为啥会这样?”刘轩辕一脸茫然地道:“连个微信号都讨不到!”„Hedid not sayhedoesn't haveWeChat?”ChenHuandao.
“他不是说了他没有微信吗?”陈焕道。„How is thatpossible?”LiuXuanyuanextremely angrysaid/tunnel: „I, ifveryrepugnantman, butthatmanasksmeto wantWeChat, Iwill also say that does not haveWeChat. For exampleyou, ifyouaskmeto wantWeChat, Iwill tellyouthismissneverto usethatthing. Therefore, his moveclearlydodgesme.”
“那怎么可能?”刘轩辕愤愤地道:“我如果很讨厌一个男人,而那个男人找我要微信,我也会说没有微信。比如你,如果你找我要微信,我就会告诉你本姑娘从来不用那东西。所以,他这招分明就是搪塞我。”ChenHuansweat: „Hey, ateothers'good personcard, do not act unreasonablymyround, Itoyourconfession, you also had not said that like thiscould not attackme.”
陈焕大汗:“喂喂,吃了别人的好人卡,别乱来我这里发啊,我又没向你告白,你这样说也打击不了我。”LiuXuanyuanentrainedsuddenlytightened the smallfist: „Thismissdoes not have is so easyto send, snort/hum, good, was refusedinsteadto stimulatemyfighting spirit, isthisman, morehasto makehimfall in love withmynecessity, thismissandinhisresentment.”
刘轩辕突然拽紧了小拳头:“本姑娘才没有那么容易打发呢,哼,也好,被拒绝反而激发了我的斗志,越是这种男人,越是有让他爱上我的必要,本姑娘和他怼上了。”ChenHuanis speechless.
陈焕无言。LiuXuanyuanturns the head: „Therefore, givesmehisWeChat.”
刘轩辕又转过头来:“所以,把他的微信号给我吧。”„Said!”ChenHuandao: „Ireallydo not knowthatperson.”
“说了没有!”陈焕道:“我真不认识那人。”„Thatsituation, do youalsowantto mediatehimnot to knowa moment ago?”LiuXuanyuanstamps the ground with anger: „Hands overhisWeChatquickly.”
“刚才那种情况,你还要说和他不认识?”刘轩辕气得直跳:“快交出他的微信号。”Spoke the truthwiththiswomanlooks likecould not explain, ChenHuanhashandone: „IsaidLiuMiss, firstdid not discuss that Idid knowthatperson of matter, wesupposed, even ifIreallyhadthatperson of WeChat, andgaveyou that youaddedhisgood friend, canbe passed?”
和这女人讲道理看来是讲不清了,陈焕只好把手一摊:“我说刘姑娘,先不讨论我认不认识那人的事了,咱们就假设一下,就算我真的有那人的微信号,并且把那号给了你,你去加他好友,能被通过吗?”LiuXuanyuan: „......”
刘轩辕:“……”„Finally should not be resisted.”ChenHuanlets go: „Loses heart.”
“结果还不是要被拒加。”陈焕摊手:“死了这条心吧。”„!”LiuXuanyuanpūpassesoneto knock downagain, frustratedbodyanteflexion.
“啊啊啊啊!”刘轩辕噗通一声再次扑倒在地,失意体前屈。„The matter that good, Imustsay said that Ifirstwalked.”ChenHuanturns around to walk, LiuXuanyuanonejumpedsuddenly, sleeve that holdsChenHuan: „Such being the case, givesmeyourWeChat, when Imustwithhespoke, youconvey a messagewell.”
“好啦,我要说的事说完了,我先走了。”陈焕转身要走,刘轩辕突然又刷地一下跳了起来,一把抓住陈焕的袖子:“既然如此,把你的微信号给我吧,我要和他说话时,你代为传话就好。”ChenHuansweat: Whatshow is thisoperates?
陈焕大汗:这是什么骚操作?„GivesmeWeChatquickly.”LiuXuanyuanjumpedto call out.
“快把微信号给我。”刘轩辕跳起来叫道。„This......”ChenHuandelays the timewith the ellipsis, whileputs out a hand the pocket, blindoperationinpocket, with the fingerprintunlockingcell phone, thenhit the markWeChat the icon of APPwith the fingerwith the memory, dragsarrivestop right-hand corner„unloading”inicon. After operating, thisputs on a serious face, incomparablyserioussaid/tunnel: „IneveruseWeChat, really! Does not believeyouto look atmycell phone, Ihave not installedWeChat.”
“这个嘛……”陈焕一边用省略号来拖时间,一边伸手进衣兜,就在衣兜里盲操作,用指纹解锁手机,然后凭着记忆用手指点中了微信的APP的图标,拖到右上角的“卸载”图标上。操作完之后,这才板起脸,无比严肃地道:“我从来不用微信,真的!不信你看我手机,我根本就没装微信。”Authormessage:
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