MGILA :: Volume #3

#299: Putting on makeup

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Not complained in addition 无吐槽加更 ----- ----- Chen Huan these words saying, younger sisters collectively sweat. 陈焕这一番话说出来,妹子们集体大汗。 The cold moon/month always too does not trust Chen Huan moral integrity, because she still remembers that Chen Huan brings the symbol pen to hold the matter of grove the land light rain, listened to Chen Huan this saying, first spoke: „Warder day, what do you study the unlocking to make? Is it possible that you planned that later late at night sneaks the common people residence secretly, is the woman who lives alone discourteously inadequate? Is your neighbor is quite fearful, I must move.” 冷月一向都不太信任陈焕的节操,因为她至今还记得陈焕带着记号笔把陆轻雨抱进小树林的事情,听了陈焕这话,第一个发言道:“沃德天,你学开锁做啥？莫非,你打算以后半夜三更偷偷潜入民居,非礼独居的女人不成？哇,做你的邻居好可怕,我要搬家。” land Qingyu also perspiration: „Shining, aren't you will think midnight to come my gate? This is not good! Only then marriage, you do not need to unlock when the time comes, I will open the door.” 陆轻雨也不禁汗了一把:“焕焕,你不会是想半夜来开我的门吧？这个不行啦！只有结了婚之后才可以,到时候你不用开锁啦,我自己就会开门的。” Ercilla and Li Jieqiong sweat, Li Jieqiong are also thinking together: You come to my room are not the crawling window? 艾尔西亚和李洁琼也一起大汗,李洁琼心里在想:你来我房间不都是爬窗的吗？ But Ercilla is thinking: Isn't I goes to your room? Do you unlock are useful? 艾尔西亚而是在想:不都是我去你的房间吗？你开锁有啥用？ „You want to study this is too strange.” Vana is tilting the head said: „Do not take the evil road, do not forget me is a formidable, I must overthrow evilly.” “你想学这个太奇怪了吧。”莎瓦娜歪着头道:“不要走上邪恶之路哦,别忘了我是勇者,我可是要打倒邪恶的。” Chen Huanmo perspiration: „You look, I am in two youngster, my such two, suddenly want to study some at sixes and sevens bewildered skills, isn't very normal? This does not represent me to make anything.” 陈焕抹了一把汗:“你们看,我是个中二少年啊,我这样的中二,突然想学些乱七八糟莫名其妙的技能,不是很正常吗？这又不代表我要做什么。” „So that's how it is! Good convincing.” The younger sisters abandoned the doubts instantaneously. “原来如此！好有说服力。”众妹子瞬间就抛开了疑惑。 Ercilla earnestly introduced: „Unblanking skill truly is the necessary skill of bandits and thieves, must learn is not difficult, so long as follows a bandits and thieves Grandmaster to practice, needless several days can study very fiercely. However...... the dark elf is not the good race, although said like this own race is not quite good, but most dark elves are the selfish lifeform, they are not willing to put out a hand to help others, will only move for the benefit, no one meets to be willing to teach you to unlock. If I no do not rebel and flee the dark region, can use my status actually, ordering a bandits and thieves Grandmaster to teach you to unlock, but now......” 艾尔西亚认真地介绍道:“开锁技能确实是盗贼的必备技能,要学会也不难,只要跟着一位盗贼大师修行,不消几天就能学得很厉害了。但是……黑暗精灵可不是什么好种族,虽然这样说自己的种族不太好,但大多数黑暗精灵都是自私自利的生物,他们不会愿意伸手帮助别人,只会为利益而动,没有人会愿意教你开锁啊。如果我不没有叛逃出幽暗地域,倒是可以利用我的身份,命令一位盗贼大师来教你开锁,但是现在……” She said with a smile awkwardly: „If I return to the dark region, about people will not listen to me again.” 她尴尬地笑道:“如果我回到幽暗地域,大约不会再有人听我的话了吧。” Chen Huanhan, this saying actually right. 陈焕汗了一把,这话倒是没错。 He is careful thinks, asked: „You did not say a moment ago, the dark elves will move for the benefit? You look like this do not become, I take some gold, or other what property, is the treasure of your dark elf approval seeks for advice the bandits and thieves Grandmaster in brief, he should be willing to teach me.” 他再仔细一想,又问道:“你刚才不是说,黑暗精灵们会为利益而动吗？你看这样成不,我带上一些黄金,或者什么别的财物,总之就是你们黑暗精灵认可的宝物去求教盗贼大师,他应该就会愿意教我了吧。” „But...... you are human.” Ercilla said. “可是……你是人类啊。”艾尔西亚汗道。 „This is not the issue, we can put on makeup!” Chen Huan hehe said with a smile: „At the putting on make-up technical standards of modern, must put on makeup a dark elf me, should not be the difficult matter, right? You also melt an attire, making the person in dark region unable to recognize you to be good, then led me to go to the dark region to walk, looked for the bandits and thieves Grandmaster, making me learn the unlocking.” “这不是问题,咱们可以化装！”陈焕嘿嘿笑道:“以现代的化妆技术水平,要把我化装成一个黑暗精灵,应该不是什么困难的事,对吧？你也化个装,让幽暗地域的人认不出来你就行了,然后带我去幽暗地域走一趟,找个盗贼大师,让我学会开锁。” Ercilla thinks carefully, this but actually truly is a feasible plan. But she feels embarrassed the said/tunnel: „Was too dangerous, if were seen through, you will be chased down by the dark elves of entire dark region.” 艾尔西亚仔细想了想,这倒确实是个可行的方案。但她还是为难地道:“太危险了吧,如果被人识破,你会被整个幽暗地域的黑暗精灵们追杀的。” Listened to her such saying, six flowers have a scare, hurry to gather near Chen Huaner: „Shining, was too truly dangerous, did not use this method, moreover thinks that a unlocking the method, really the incorrect words, I...... I lost a face, making the prostitute help me open with the laser cutting.” 听她这么一说,六花也吓了一跳,赶紧凑到陈焕耳边:“焕焕,确实太危险了,不用这个方法了吧,另外想个开锁的方法,实在不行的话,我……我就丢个脸,让花姐用激光切割帮我开。” „It is not good, where can make the younger sister lose face casually?” Chen Huan hmph hmph saying: „I, even if dies, jumps from the cliff, cannot make the younger sister lose face, said again, is only the danger, will not represent will certainly die, don't forget, my superpower, is well will certainly come back.” “不行,哪能随便让妹子丢脸呢？”陈焕哼哼道:“我哪怕是死,从悬崖跳下去,也绝不能让妹子丢脸,再说了,只是危险,又不代表一定会死,别忘了,我超强力哦,一定会平安无事回来的。” Two youngster, once decided matter, eight horses cannot pull back, he said to the landing light rain: „Light rain, troubles you to give thunder to telephone, making him send Nicolas, the assistance I open the transmission door.” Then turns around to say to the leaf beautiful scene: „Can your dragon group make a putting on makeup thing not to come difficultly? Makes one set to be able me to put on makeup the actor of dark elf.” 中二少年一旦决定了的事,八匹马也拉不回来,他对着陆轻雨道:“轻雨,麻烦你给雷老打个电话,让他把尼古拉斯派过来,协助我打开传送门。”然后又转身对着叶美景道:“你们龙组要弄点化装的东西来不难吧？弄一套能把我化装成黑暗精灵的行头来。” ---- ---- After three hours, Chen Huanzhi puts on a flat angle fat time, stood in front of the mirror. 三个小时之后,陈焕只穿着一条平角胖次,站在了镜子面前。 In the mirror appears, is a whole body dark-skinned man, the black like coal group, the leaf beautiful scene stands behind him, in last point of black the pigment the hand is wiping after his conducts the back, said in a low voice: „Do not move heedlessly, scrap has not spread.” 镜子里面出现的,是一个全身皮肤黝黑的男子,就像炭团一样的黑,叶美景站在他背后,正在将手上最后一点黑色的颜料抹在他的后背上,低声道:“别乱动,还有一小块儿没有涂好呢。” Chen Huan hee hee said with a smile: „This skin is fierce, really does me to look like black person. Moreover, this anything ghost pigment, the water used cannot wash off unexpectedly.” 陈焕嘻嘻笑道:“这皮肤厉害,搞得我真像黑人似的。而且,这什么鬼颜料,居然用水都洗不掉。” „Can wash off with the special taking off one's jewelry water.” leaf Meijing shrugged: „Be not looking in a mirror under anxiously the self-satisfied, fat time has not wiped, if you take off the fat time, will immediately expose big yellow skins.” “用专门的卸妆水才能洗掉。”叶美景摊了摊手:“别急着去照镜子得意,胖次下面还没抹呢,如果你脱掉胖次,立即就会暴露一大片黄色的皮肤。” „Under fat time even.” Chen Huan sweat: „I not possible to take off/escape the fat time before the enemy.” “胖次下面就算了吧。”陈焕大汗:“我又不可能在敌人面前脱胖次。” „This did not say, carried out the task time, may bump into various accidents/surprises, must prepare completely safe.” The leaf beautiful scene was cancelling the finger to him: „Fat do take off/escape me to help you take off/escape? The men should not be so coy, you looked that I do not care, what do you care about?” “这可不好说,执行任务的时候,有可能会碰上各种意外,必须准备万全。”叶美景对着他勾了勾手指:“胖次自己脱还是我来帮你脱？男人不要这么扭扭捏捏的,你看我都不在意,你在意个什么？” „You do not certainly care, so long as you enter ‚carries out task’ the pattern, will turn into the bloodless no tears the war machine, but I am different, regardless of I when make anything, has the doggedly sincere.” Chen Huan hmph hmph saying: „I and your type , there would be no truth to be good to say without the fellow of positive result.” “你当然不在意,你只要一进入‘执行任务’的模式,就会变成无血无泪的战争机器,但我不一样,我不论在做什么的时候,都有一腔热血。”陈焕哼哼道:“我和你这种没名堂的家伙就没有道理好讲。” „Little rambled on here.” leaf Meijing gets angry: „Comes I to color the last pigment to you quickly.” She one has towed Chen Huan, one moved his flat angle fat time, Chen Huanda is embarrassed, but thinks carefully, he and leaf beautiful scene looked mutually up in the bathroom, probably also has nothing well shy. “少在这里瞎扯。”叶美景怒道:“快过来我给你涂最后一点颜料。”她一把拖过陈焕,刷地一下扒掉了他的平角胖次,陈焕大囧,不过仔细想想,他和叶美景曾经在浴室里互相看光过,好像也没啥好害羞的了。 He shrugs the arm saying: „Ok, I do not hide, the man wants a man point.” 他耸了耸肩膀道:“算了,我就不躲了,男人要爷们一点。” leaf Meijing has not really cared about what men and women to give and receive the unclear kind of matter, squatted in Chen Huan behind, first helps him wipe the black the buttocks, then front changed. However...... she just changed to front, the feeling is not right, Chen Huan little friend bristles with anger unexpectedly, is holding up the head in a threatening manner. 叶美景还真的没在意什么男女授受不清一类的事,蹲在陈焕身后,先帮他把屁股抹成了黑色,然后再转到前面来。不过……她刚转到前面,就感觉不对了,陈焕的小伙伴居然怒发冲冠,气势汹汹地昂着头。 „......” “……” Leaf beautiful scene perspiration: „Is this you displays the way of man?” 叶美景汗了一把:“这就是你表现爷们的方式？” „This cannot blame me.” Chen Huan serious said/tunnel: „I am standing, you are squatting, this location, making your head happen to rove in the altitude of my underbelly, as a normal man, I do not have the means is not hard.” “这不能怪我。”陈焕一本正经地道:“我站着,你蹲着,这种位置关系,让你的头部正好在我下腹部的高度转来转去,作为一个正常男人,我没办法不硬起来啊啊啊啊。” The leaf beautiful scene has not understood from the beginning this location has anything is not right, but careful thinks, immediately responded, hurried to cover own mouth, the complexion shamed red, this location a little was not quite truly right, always felt that thing can deliver to the mouth to resemble momentarily, she remembered suddenly, previous time writings wartime in living room, incautiously, but also was really held the mouth by that thing...... 叶美景一开始没明白过来这个位置关系有什么不对,但仔细一想,马上反应过来,赶紧捂住了自己的嘴,脸色羞得通红,这位置关系确实有点不太对劲,总觉得,那东西随时能送到自己嘴里来似的,她突然想起,上次在客厅里大作战时,一不小心,还真的被那东西捅进过嘴……
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