MGILA :: Volume #3

#295: The captain surely is an uncle

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9 : 00 am, conventional renewal 早上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- Military officer serious said/tunnel: „Establishes provisionally the captain of alien is, fifty -year-old uncle, the firm and resolute and simple and honest faces, the slightly raised bellies, first for first first hunts down the object the character of this contour, comprehensive searche university city nearby all regions.” 军官一本正经地道:“将外星人的舰长暂定为,五十几岁的大叔,有一张坚毅而憨厚的脸,有一个微凸的肚子,首先将这种外形的人物为第一优先的搜捕对象,全面搜索大学城附近所有区域。” Chen Huan immediately sweat: „Hey, why can decide as such contour the captain?” 陈焕顿时大汗:“喂喂,为什么要把舰长定为这样的外形啊？” Military officer very proper said/tunnel: „If by the establishment of earthman, universe battleship the character of captain level, is at least similar to the aircraft carrier captains of our Earth army, should be a commander of fleet, the military rank at least is also lieutenant general and general rank, is impossible to be lower than such military rank, then...... you think carefully, what appearance the lieutenant general and general should be?” 军官很正经地道:“如果以地球人的编制来看,宇宙战舰的舰长级的人物,至少和咱们地球军的航母舰长差不多,应该是一个舰队的司令官,军衔至少也是中将、上将这个等级,不可能低于这样的军衔,那么……你仔细想想,中将和上将应该是什么样子？” Chen Huan carefully thought a while very much, shakes the head saying: „If by some chance the alien does not press the common sense to play a card, but plays a card according to the way of Area 11 animation? Do you look at «Mobile Battleship To caress Child Number»? That inside captain, is a young and lively beautiful young girl.” 陈焕很认真地想了一会儿,摇头道:“万一外星人不按常理出牌,而是按11区动漫的方式来出牌呢？你看过《机动战舰抚子号》么？那里面的舰长,就是一个青春活泼的美少女哦。” „Do not use 11 animations to give an example to me.” Military officer extremely angry said/tunnel: „Two do not interrupt carelessly, how to possibly have such captain, I told you, captain type of thing, if were not fifty -year-old raised belly uncles, I turned inside out to write my surname.” “不要给我用11的动漫来举例啊。”军官愤愤地道:“中二就不要胡乱插嘴了,怎么可能会有那样的舰长,我跟你讲,舰长这种东西,如果不是五十几岁的凸肚子大叔,我就把我的姓翻过来写。” Chen Huanhan: „Sets up this Flag really? Right, by the way, what are you surnamed?” 陈焕汗了一把:“立这种Flag真的好吗？对了,顺便问一句,你姓啥？” „Below surnamed Shen!” Military officer complacent said/tunnel. “在下姓申！”军官得意洋洋地道。 Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” No wonder these two compel to dare to set up Flag, mental handicap of mother, this surname turns up and down, the level turns, what he meow is Shanghai. 难怪这二逼敢立Flag,妈的智障,这个姓不论是上下翻,还是水平翻,都他喵的还是申啊。 Chen Huan was setting upright giving the thumbs-up to Chief Shen, expresses the appreciation to the spirit that his is not concerned about face, this is the correct method of pledging, no matter the victory and loss, must first be in an impregnable position in the gambling stake, gambling that otherwise hit. Others can be an official reasonable, is slick compels. 陈焕对着申长官竖了竖大拇指,对他那不要脸的精神表示赞赏,这才是发誓的正确方法,不管输赢,首先在赌注上就要立于不败之地,不然打个屁的赌。人家能当官果然是有道理的,油滑得一逼。 „Chen Huan! Rubbish with that fool surnamed Shen, walks, spoke to the aircraft parking area.” The flower pomelo and king heir apparent two couples are beckoning to him. “陈焕！别和那姓申的傻瓜废话了,走,到停机坪来说话。”花柚和王世子两夫妻对着他招了招手。 Chen Huan with the past, family's several younger sisters also caught up to follow close on with a smile. 陈焕笑着跟了过去,家里的几个妹子也赶紧跟了过来。 The group return in the aircraft parking area of parking robot, the flower pomelo called one group of technical personnel, climbed up Chen Huan roasting day, the copy had/left this operational data time, and started to overhaul the body comprehensively. 一行人重新回到停放机器人的停机坪上,花柚叫来了一群技术人员,爬上陈焕的炙日,拷贝出了这一次的作战数据,并且开始全面地检修机体。 Everyone sat, looked that the flowered pomelo opens the data packet with the notebook, starts to analyze. 大伙儿都坐了下来,看花柚用笔记本电脑打开数据包,开始分析起来。 „, Very good data.” The flower pomelo just opened the data packet, the exclamation makes noise: „In this fight, this body had been hit 17 times by the light beam Cannon, however, was all rebounded by the mirror surface coating, cannot penetrate its outside armor including a round of light beam artillery.” “哦,很棒的数据。”花柚刚刚打开数据包,就惊叹出声:“在这一次战斗中,这台机体被光束加农炮击中过十七次,然而,全都被镜面涂层反弹回去了,连一发光束炮都没能穿透它的外装甲。” Chen Huan laughs: „, Because this Sir clever.” 陈焕哈哈大笑:“嘛,因为本大爷贼强。” „Your ghost! What is strong is the mirror surface coating is good? Unexpectedly was hit 17 times, is not being explained that your road sense does have the issue? Gives me to avoid bombing of enemy well.” The flower pomelo sweat said: „If no mirror surface coating, you had died 17 times.” “你强个鬼！强的是镜面涂层好不好？居然被击中了十七次,不正是说明你的驾驶技术有问题吗？给我好好地躲避敌人的炮击啊。”花柚大汗道:“如果不是有镜面涂层,你就已经死了十七次了。” Chen Huan sweat: „That is the light beam artillery, the flying speed is equal to the light, how do I want to hide?” 陈焕大汗了一把:“那是光束炮哦,飞行速度等同于光,我要怎么躲？” The flower pomelo with looking at the vision of trash visits him: „You said how cold moon/month does hide?” 花柚用看渣渣的眼光看着他:“那你说冷月是怎么躲的？” „, Good.” Chen Huan knows certainly, cold moon/month through the high-speed flight, the mobility, causing the enemy is unable to aim, on him battlefield likes suspending POS, will therefore be hit so many times. “嘛,好吧。”陈焕当然知道,冷月是通过高速飞行,不停的机动,使得敌人无法瞄准,但他上战场时喜欢摆POS,所以才会被打中这么多次。 „Also, your fire technology what's the matter?” The flower pomelo looks at shaking the head that the data non-stop: „When the 360 MM Cannon, just started hits the spatial artillery , the fight midway you have also used a light beam artillery, in nearly the situation of zero distance, can hit unexpectedly.” “还有,你的射击技术是怎么回事？”花柚看着数据不停的摇头:“360MM加农炮,刚开始时打空一炮也就罢了,战斗中途你还用过一次光束炮,在近乎零距离的情况下,居然也能打偏。” „, Gun armament anything, is the shame of man, so long as I had the blade enough.” “嘛,射击武器什么的,是男人的耻辱,我只要有刀就够了。” „Suffices your ghost!” The flower pomelo called out pitifully: „Modern warfare, some where so many opportunities make you cut, the gun armament is the mainstream.” “够你个鬼啊！”花柚惨叫:“现代战争,哪有那么多机会让你上去砍砍砍,射击武器才是主流啊。” „Did I later practice the general headquarters well?” Chen Huan knows to be in the wrong, does not struggle with her. “我以后好好练习总行了吧？”陈焕自知理亏,不和她争。 „Calculates that also cannot always criticize you.” The flower pomelo unfolds the face to smile suddenly: „Although your road sense at sixes and sevens, but these with you one strength, had truly defeated the enemy five robots time, established the victory at one fell swoop, your merit is very big, we must thank you. Moreover, the new technology that on this body carries is also because you can result in come, moreover motion capture driving pattern, is more suitable you. In brief, what I want to say that you do very well.” “算啦,也不能老是批评你。”花柚突然展颜一笑:“虽然你驾驶技术乱七八糟,但是这一次确实是凭着你一已之力,打败了敌方五台机器人,一举奠定了胜利,你的功劳还是非常大啦,我们得感谢你啊。而且,这台机体上搭载的新技术也是因为你才会得来的,而且动作捕捉驾驶模式,也更适合你。嘛,总之,我想说的是,你干得很不错。” „, Said earlier like this will die?” Chen Huan sweat, he turns to king Shizi saying: „Your wife is really unlovable.” “嘛,早点这样说会死啊？”陈焕大汗,他转向王世子道:“你老婆真不可爱。” „This saying I do not agree.” king Shizi serious said/tunnel: „My wife is ultra.” “这话我就不同意了。”王世子一本正经地道:“我老婆超可爱。” „Flattering me is also useless, tonight must kneel to rub the clothes board.” The flower pomelo is flipping the supercilious look to the man, why it is estimated that this couple the petty minor matter had just quarrelled, but, seeming like not the big matter. “讨好我也没用,今晚还是得跪搓衣板。”花柚对着自家男人翻了翻白眼,估计这两口子刚刚为什么鸡毛蒜皮的小事吵过架,不过,看起来也不是什么大事儿。 The flower pomelo said with a smile: „Roasted day the actual combat data to have the reference very much, it seems like these new technologies can utilize well, we can also install these technologies to other body on, although like motion capture this kind of technology, the cold moon/month they were not suitable, but the mirror surface coating can give their body to add on...... king Shizi to nod immediately”, collected, directed in the notebook of flowered pomelo, two couple heads depended on the head, intimate 花柚笑道:“炙日的实战数据很有参考性,看来这些新技术都能非常好地运用,我们也可以把这些技术加装到别的机体上了,虽然像动作捕捉这一类的技术,冷月他们都不适用,但镜面涂层可以立即给她们的机体加上……”王世子点了点头,凑了过去,在花柚的笔记本上指指点点,两夫妻脑袋靠着脑袋,亲亲热热 Is studying the data, often discussed two, appeared a happy feeling actually. Chen Huan discovered with amazement, although the flower pomelo is strong, but when the discussion technology, respects the opinion of king heir apparent, when two people have the difference to a view of technology, she first will often consider that plan whether own good of husband, but will not play the temper to want the husband to listen own. 地研究着数据,不时商量两句,倒是显出一种幸福感。陈焕惊讶地发现,花柚虽然强势,但在探讨技术的时候,非常尊重王世子的意见,当两人对一个技术的看法有分歧时,她往往会先考虑丈夫的方案是否比自己的更好,而不会耍性子非要丈夫听自己的。 „! Really does not know that said what good.” Chen Huan greeted own younger sisters with a smile: „Walks, we let us not disturb the happiness happy time of their young couple here.” “嘛！真是不知道说什么好。”陈焕笑着招呼了一下自家的妹子们:“走吧,我们就别在这里打扰他们小两口的幸福甜蜜时光了。” The group had/left the base, walks on the road of going home. 一行人出了基地,走在回家的路上。 At this time the police had set out, full street the search comprehensively „alien captain”, all fifty -year-old uncles were questioned with emphasis, blocked, examined the ID card, but also some people are inspecting them whether wore the beautiful pupil. Naturally, forty -year-old uncle is also the key target of the survey, will also be questioned including thirty -year-old middle-aged person in detail. 这时候军警们已经全面出动了,正在满街搜索“外星人舰长”,所有五十几岁的大叔都被重点盘查,一个一个拦下来,查看身份证,还有人在检查他们是否戴了美瞳。当然,四十几岁的大叔也是重点调查对象,连三十几岁的中年人也会被详细查问。 The attention that the young people receive was actually quite small, usually only has a look at the document to allow to pass, after all, did the young people possibly become the captain? That does not exist! Is impossible. 倒是年轻人受到的关注比较小一点,通常只看看证件就放行了,毕竟,年轻人怎么可能当上舰长？那是不存在的！不可能的。 When Chen Huan and his party of after street, two police walk, but he shines oneself document, that several police put the line immediately, several younger sisters' documents do not check. 陈焕一行人经过街道时,也有两个警察走过来,不过他亮了亮自己的证件,那几个警察立即放了行,连几个妹子的证件都不查了。 Author message: 作者留言: Thank: Ices the Cola, to turn over to the lonesome dot bustling places and book dealer Something went wrong, book dealers Something went wrong, to hit to enjoy 100, book dealer Something went wrong dozens to enjoy 100 感谢:冰可乐、归寂丶红尘、书客[Not Found]、书客[Not Found]、打赏100、书客[Not Found]打赏100 Thank: slow threw 30 blades 感谢:徐么么么么么么投了30刀
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