MGILA :: Volume #3

#290: The correct usage of cannon

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9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- Chen Huan is not afraid that everywhere the shell, to him, that seems the martial arts masters is dealing with the hidden weapon that everywhere flies. What is the qing gong movement used to make? Did not use at this time? 陈焕并不害怕那漫天的炮弹,对他来说,那就仿佛是武林高手在应对漫天飞来的暗器。轻功身法是用来做啥的？不就是在这时候用的吗？ The left three right three necks turn the buttocks to turn, in that extra short extremely narrow and small gap from the shells passes through. The ordinary robot cannot achieve such flexible evasion, but Chen Huan this robot actually, it can reappear all slight movements that human can make faithfully, the qing gong is also certainly a cinch. 左三圈右三圈脖子扭扭屁股扭扭,从炮弹中间那极窄极狭小的间隙里穿过。普通的机器人根本做不到这么灵活的闪避动作,但陈焕这台机器人却可以,它可以忠实地再现人类能做出来的一切细微动作,轻功当然也不在话下。 In an instant, Chen Huan has passed through the barrage. 一转眼,陈焕已经穿过了弹幕。 Looks at an opposite aliens face ignorant to compel, a little makes clear the condition. 看得对面的外星人们一脸懵逼,有点搞清楚状况。 „, This is impossible!” “哦,这不可能！” „Not having the robot can make that movement, let alone is spicy the big robot.” “没有机器人能做出那种动作,何况还是辣么大一只机器人。” „Its joint is what technology makes? Why can be so soft?” “它的关节是什么技术制成的？为什么可以如此柔软？” The aliens felt that scalp tingles, this unexpectedly is „technical backwardness” robot that the earthman manufactures? This is impossible! 外星人们感觉到一阵头皮发麻,这居然是“科技落后”的地球人制作出来的机器人？这不可能！ „Good, you to my collection fire, hitting enough were also happy, now this/should I counterattacked.” Chen Huan turned on the exterior speaker, enlarged several hundred times own sound, is laughing to say to the entire battlefield: „I cannot always only come under attack, does not hit back, right? Let you taste my to be thick and greatly be hard and long super cannon, hahahaha!” “好吧,你们对着我一阵集火,打得也够爽了,现在该我还击了。”陈焕打开了外部扬声器,把自己的声音放大了几百倍,对着整个战场大笑道:“我也不能总是只挨打,不还手,对吧？让你们尝尝我这又粗又大又硬又长的超级大炮吧,哈哈哈哈！” He puts out a hand to conduct the back copies, but also really took a great artillery to come out. Different with the weapon that the ordinary robot uses, Chen Huan this body has about 30 meters high, the weapon that it carries naturally is also the assembly of ultra ordinary robot. 他伸手在背上一抄,还真拿了一门巨炮出来。和普通的机器人用的武器不同,陈焕这台机体有近三十米高,它携带的武器当然也是远超普通机器人的装配。 What cold moon/month No. 1 machine use is the Cannon of 120 MM caliber, but Chen Huan this body uses, is actually the 360 MM great artillery, in the hand, that giant incomparable gun tube, looks at person scalp tingles. 冷月的一号机使用的是120MM口径的加农炮,而陈焕这台机体用的,却是360MM巨炮,拿在手里,那巨大无比的炮管,看得人头皮发麻。 Aliens immediately sweat: „No! Is impossible, such big artillery, the recoil force will be so strong, fires an artillery to shake oneself breaks, the alloy skeleton that the aviation will use will be impossible to withstand such recoil force.” 外星人们顿时大汗:“不！不可能,这么大的炮,后座力何等之强,开一炮会把自己震散架,航空用的合金骨骼不可能承受那样的后座力。” They finish speaking, Chen Huan holds up the great artillery, aimed at an extraterrestrial robot, deducted the trigger. 他们话音刚落,陈焕就举起巨炮,瞄准了一台外星机器人,扣下了扳机。 „Bang” anger that a loud sound, the 360 MM great artillery puts out, is simply earth-shaking, the sound of that terrifying, shook the unmanned flying saucer to frighten the heart disease, several manned pilot robot pilots, frightening the face were blue, particularly that aimed, he called out pitifully: Ended, such terrifying cannon, eats an artillery I to certainly be rumbled to kill the dregs. “轰”的一声巨响,360MM巨炮吐出的怒火,简直惊天动地,那恐怖的响声,震得无人驾驶的飞碟都吓出了心脏病,几台有人驾驶的机器人驾驶员,吓得脸都青了,尤其是那个被瞄准的,他心里惨叫:完了,这么恐怖的大炮,吃一炮我准得被轰杀成渣。 „Well? Wait! Why doesn't seem hit?” The aliens hurry to inspect oneself body, touches, touched for quite a while, unexpectedly does not have the least bit scar, the artillery of that terrifying, hit a moment ago unexpectedly thoroughly crookedly, moreover crooked long distance, even the soft body hair has not scratched extraterrestrial robot one. “咦？等等！为啥好像没有中弹？”外星人赶紧检查自己的机体,摸来摸去,摸了半天,居然没有半点伤痕,刚才那恐怖的一炮,居然彻底打歪了,而且歪了十万八千里,连毫毛都没有擦到外星机器人一根。 „, This is impossible.” The extraterrestrial pilot sweat said: „Drives that type of body, should be the enemy ace, when looks he dodges the shell that flexible skill, showed that the road sense is extremely outstanding, is the marksmanship so why rotten? A moment ago that definitely was the misconception.” “哦,这不可能。”外星驾驶员大汗道:“驾驶那种机体的,应该是敌方王牌驾驶员吧,看他闪避炮弹时那灵活的身手,证明驾驶技术极其优秀,为啥枪法却这么烂？刚才那一下肯定是错觉。” At this time, is not only the extraterrestrial pilot is compelling ignorant, actually the soldiers of Earth army, all compelled ignorant, they saw an artillery that Chen Huan that threatened, but also thinks that the alien at least person lost a robot, at least lost a flying saucer always to want, never expected that the shell passed through from the dense and numerous enemies, has not hit including an enemy actually, this he meow wanting many „outstanding” can the marksmanship achieve? The normal people to that crowded enemy airplane, are hitting an artillery also to hit one randomly. 这时候,不光是外星驾驶员在懵逼,其实地球军的战士们,也全都懵逼了,他们看到陈焕那气势汹汹的一炮,还以为外星人至少人损失一台机器人,至少损失一台飞碟总应该要吧,没想到炮弹从密密麻麻的敌军中穿过,硬是连一个敌人都没打中,这他喵的要多“优秀”的枪法才能做到？正常人对着那么密集的敌机,乱打一炮也应该打中一个啊。 The flower pomelo in base could not bear „” covered the face: „Is the fire technology of this fool so why rotten?” 基地里的花柚忍不住“啪”地一把捂住了脸:“这笨蛋的射击技术为什么这么烂？” king Shizi shrugged: „, The wife, you do not need too strangely, the hero characters is not good at using the firearm it is said that your brother-in-law also takes the AK-47 short distance pit-a-pat the enemy also to hit.”( Forgot the friend, please refer to «Previous generation Wife Walking in», 王世子摊了摊手:“嘛,老婆,你也不用太奇怪,据说英雄人物都是不擅长使用热兵器的,你姐夫也是拿着AK-47近距离突突敌人也能打偏啊。”(忘了的朋友,请参看《前世老婆找上门》, The flower pomelo thinks carefully: Well? Probably also is really this! 花柚仔细一想:咦？好像还真是这样！ Chen Huan bombarded spatial, oneself also perspiration, awkward said/tunnel: „, A moment ago was an accident/surprise.” 陈焕一炮轰了个空,自己也汗了一把,尴尬地道:“嘛,刚才是个意外。” „Is accidental your head!” The flower pomelo grasps rapid to yell: „It is not good at not abusing with the firearm, doesn't the shell ask for money? Defeats the enemy with the way that you excel.” “意外你个头啊！”花柚抓起通迅器大叫道:“不擅长用热兵器就别乱用啊,炮弹不要钱么？用你擅长的方式去打败敌人啊。” „Good, this was you says.” Chen Huan bellows: „Looks at the hidden weapon!” “好吧,这可是你说的。”陈焕大吼一声:“看暗器！” He suddenly the cannon in hand, like throwing the lance threw, that great artillery draws an attractive arc in the midair, then „bang” hit on an extraterrestrial robot, the huge impulse almost hit that robot to fall down from the midair, inside pilot was also shaken seven to faint eight elements. 他突然把手里的大炮,像投矛一样投了出去,那巨炮在半空中划出一道漂亮的弧线,然后“砰”的一声打在了一台外星机器人上,巨大的冲击力打得那机器人差点从半空中掉了下去,里面的驾驶员也被震得七晕八素。 Chen Huan laughs saying: „Look, this is the correct usage of 360 MM caliber great artillery.” 陈焕大笑道:“看吧,这才是360MM口径巨炮的正确用法。” „Is correct your big turtle.” The people of both sides cover the face do not endure to look straight ahead, through the ages, brings to use the 360 MM caliber great artillery like this, only then this compelled funny. “正确你个大乌龟。”敌我双方的人都掩面不忍直视,古往今来,把360MM口径巨炮拿来这样用的,也只有这逗逼了。 „Good, the genuine weapon, should enter the stage.” Chen Huan pulled out a long blade from the waist, the alloy long blade, laughs saying: Weapon that „conforms to the heroic status, cannot be the firearm, only then the blade, is most warm-blooded, hahahaha! The evil aliens, turn into the light to me......” “好吧,真正的武器,该出场了。”陈焕从腰间抽出了一柄长长的刀,合金长刀,大笑道:“符合英雄身份的武器,绝不能是热兵器,只有刀,才是最热血的啊,哈哈哈哈！邪恶的外星人们,给我化成光吧……” He suddenly fiercely to forward flight, under new-style antigravity engine function, his body, although looks very huge, in fact actually the incomparable litheness, the movement also like the lightning flash, the flash arrived at a front of extraterrestrial robot quickly, the blade light/only flashed, that robot the response with enough time, had not cleft in two around the middle. 他突然猛地向前飞了出去,在新式的反重力引擎作用下,他的机体虽然看起来很巨大,实际上却无比的轻盈,动作也快如电闪,一瞬间就来到了一台外星机器人的面前,刀光一闪,那机器人连反应都没来得及,就被拦腰劈成了两半。 „, Damn!” The other four extraterrestrial robots were startled, hurry to turn toward him to clash together, their light beam artillery will be rebounded, the shell also met Chen Huan to avoid, has also to draw out the long blade together, four long blades, simultaneously toward Chen Huanxi. “哦,该死！”剩余的四台外星机器人大吃一惊,赶紧一起向着他冲了过来,他们的光束炮会被反弹,炮弹也会陈焕躲开,只好也一起拔出了长刀,四柄长刀,同时向着陈焕袭来。 Chen Huan laughs: „Looks at your clumsy knife skills!” 陈焕不禁哈哈大笑起来:“看你们笨拙的刀法！” His body spin, turns around gently natural, uses the unique skill in mutual respect between husband and wife knife skill, but that huge robot also made the same movement with him, revolves the blade, the blade light has delimited in four enemy airplanes like lightning, then, four mechanical arms depart toward four sides, four enemy airplanes, broke an arm simultaneously...... 他身子轻轻一旋,潇洒地转身,使出举案齐眉刀法中的绝招,而那庞大的机器人也和他做出了一样的动作,旋转出刀,刀光在四台敌机中闪电般地划过,然后,四条机械手臂向着四面飞出,四台敌机,同时断了一臂…… „Oh!” “哇哦！” This, let still scold the Earth soldiers who Chen Huan was compels funny to exclaim in surprise finally to make noise a moment ago. 这一幕,终于让刚才还在骂陈焕是逗逼的地球军人们惊叹出声。 „Enemy robot was suppressed by our military robot! We seize the chance to attack, tidies up these small flying saucers.” The commanders of Earth army seize this opportunity, issued the general attack order, the innumerable fighter aircraft howled were rushing ahead the past. “敌军机器人被我军机器人压制了！咱们趁机攻过去,收拾那些小飞碟。”地球军的指挥官抓住这个机会,下达了总攻命令,无数战斗机呼啸着冲杀了过去。 cold moon/month also sighed one: „Aiyu, trump card position not Paul! Before was others deals with the strongest enemy obviously, now all turns into Chen Huan work, good, we also bullied the mixed fish.” 冷月也不禁叹了一声:“哎呦,王牌地位不保罗！以前明明是人家来应付最强的敌人,现在全都变成陈焕的工作了,好吧,我们也去欺负杂鱼吧。” The pilot of 23 also has not to know whether to laugh or cry with. 23号机的驾驶员也只好哭笑不得地跟了上去。 Author message: 作者留言: PS: Has not complained, without book review. For these days the symbol was not energetic, did not have the feeling of reader, as if a person in lonely writing a book, this feeling soon compelled me insanely! Gives me several bills, making me feel everyone also. PS:没有吐槽,没有书评。这几天码字不带劲,有一种自己没有读者的感觉,仿佛一个人在孤独的写书,这种感觉快要把我逼疯了！给我几张票票吧,让我感觉到大家还在。 PS: Tomorrow is sacred Monday, but the father-in-law does not raise completely vigorously, without complaining, where is dynamic? Oh! It is not sacred. PS:明天就是神圣的星期一,但是公公完全提不起劲,没有吐槽,哪有动力？唉！一点也不神圣。 PS: Next one, 0 : 00 am. PS:下一更,凌晨0点。
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