MGILA :: Volume #1

#26: My brain definitely shattered

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9 : 00 am, conventional renewal 早上 9 点,常规更新 ------ ------ Li Jieqiong takes the short sleeve T-shirt and cowboy shorts, the feeling is a little at heart sad: „Elder sister, you buy the clothes of such exposition for me , because I am the disciple of Yin-Yang albizzia julibrissin sect. You look certainly down upon the Yin-Yang albizzia julibrissin sect, thinks that I am that type can wear the clothes of this exposition to go through the streets the woman of lane coolly. Actually I, I did not have to choose before, can only wear the uniform/subdue that master gate stipulates, therefore has exposes the calf and small arm outside, but the heart deep place, has thought such wears the clothes not appropriately...... I...... I...... I...... my whole life biggest desire, actually wants to be the same with the prestigious family honest girl students, wears the long sleeve and long skirt!” 李洁琼拿着短袖T恤和牛仔短裤,感觉心里有点难过:“姐姐,你给我买这么暴露的衣服,是因为我是阴阳合欢宗的弟子吧。你心里一定还是看不起阴阳合欢宗,认为我是那种可以面不改色地穿着这种暴露的衣服穿街过巷的女人。其实我不是的,以前我是没得选择,只能穿着师门规定的制服,所以只好把小腿和小臂暴露在外面,但是我内心深处,一直觉得那样穿衣服不合适……我……我……我……我这辈子最大的愿望,其实是想和名门正派的女弟子一样,穿着长袖和长裙啊！” At this point, Li Jieqiong feels dejected, has tears streaming down the face. 说到这里,李洁琼不禁黯然神伤,泪流满面。 In order to wear a long sleeve and long skirt, it is necessary to take for a lifetime the biggest desire? Chen Huan sweat: „Okay good, is I am not right, you are waiting.” He hurries and runs down the building, before long bought the long sleeve and long skirt, the stall goods, dozens, otherwise he must go bankrupt. 为了穿个长袖和长裙,有必要作为一辈子最大的愿望么？陈焕大汗:“好好好,是我不对,你等着。”他赶紧又跑下楼,不一会儿买回来了长袖和长裙,地摊货,几十块一件的,不然他得破产。 „Comes, the long sleeve and long skirt that you want came.” “来来来,你要的长袖和长裙来了。” Li Jieqiong the great happiness, hurried to enter the bathroom with the new clothes immediately, before long pushed the door to come out, she turned into a young girl of modern edition, a delicate long hair, elegantly simple long skirt, but, she also wore a lunar white Chinese-style clothing below of long skirt unexpectedly, this was very awkward. 李洁琼顿时大喜,赶紧拿着新衣服钻进了卫生间,不一会儿推门出来,她就变成了一个现代版本的少女,一头清秀的长发,淡雅的长裙,不过,她在长裙的下面居然还穿着一层月白色的中衣,这就很尴尬了。 She was revolving to the mirror, suddenly crying tears of joy: „My this appearance seems like, probably prestigious family honest girls.” 她对着镜子旋转了一圈,突然喜极而泣:“我这个样子看起来,像是名门正派的女孩子了吧。” Chen Huan ill-humored said/tunnel: „Honestly well what has like the prestigious family? In the prestigious family was honest the trash to be many! Also is not the good person.” 陈焕没好气地道:“像名门正派有啥好的？名门正派里渣渣多了去了！也不全是好人。” „But...... is always better than the appearance of my beforehand that reveal arm reveal calf.” Li Jieqiong left is having a look to the mirror, right has a look, to be delighted beyond measure. “可是……总比我以前那露胳膊露小腿的样子好啊。”李洁琼对着镜子左看看,右看看,喜不自胜。 „Good, do not patronize is looking in a mirror.” Before Chen Huanzhan arrives at the washer, is beckoning to her: „Come, teaches you to do laundry.” “好啦,别光顾着照镜子了。”陈焕站到洗衣机前,对着她招了招手:“来,教你洗衣服。” He toward the washer in throws the dirty clothes that Li Jieqiong changed, poured the laundry powder, then selected „standard washed” the button, clapped saying: „Did this, remember?” 他把李洁琼换下来的脏衣服往洗衣机里一扔,倒了点洗衣粉,然后点了一个“标准洗”的按钮,拍拍手道:“就这样,记住了吗？” The running water spilled into the washer, the drum starts to revolve...... 自来水涌进了洗衣机里,滚筒开始旋转…… Li Jieqiong looked at a while earnestly, the sweat: „Lu Ban men mechanism/organization item, simply strange its technique.” 李洁琼认真地看了一会儿,大汗:“鲁班门的机关道具,简直神乎其技。” „Good, do not sigh this!” Chen Huan said with a smile: „In brief, you , to work here, light/only by the beforehand these knowledge is incorrect, at least must how learns to use common ‚mechanism/organization item’, therefore, before learning these, be not thinking went out to work, many were used to practice martial arts the time.” “好啦,别感叹这个了！”陈焕笑道:“总之,你若想在我们这里打工,光靠以前那些知识是不行的,至少得学会怎么使用常见的‘机关道具’,所以,在学会这些之前,你就别想着出去干活了,多把时间用于练武吧。” „Got it.” Li Jieqiong earnest said/tunnel: „I will try hard to study, the skill in Wushu or Lu Ban men mechanism/organization technique, I will learn, strive soon to go out to work, reduces the burden to the elder sister.” “明白了。”李洁琼认真地道:“我会努力学习,不论是武艺还是鲁班门的机关术,我都会学好,争取早日出去打工,给姐姐减少负担。” „Right, I walked after yesterday, what studied the elder sister and you said?” Chen Huan asked. „, You were said elder sister who my next door was occupied by?” Li Jieqiong said: „After yesterday you walked, why she has been talking over ‚transmits the magic with’ and ‚not to pass to the end of the world and ‚ why you to come back’ obviously ’ and ‚is my magic has certainly problems’, words that this letting person does not understand what is heard completely. After talking over one, she took the banana that you are delivering to go back. Walking the face is very red, but also is sending out ‚gu to the banana hehe’ laughter, moreover she eats the banana not to nip eating unexpectedly, but licks is eating, licks also while shakes all over, making people feel quite fearfully.” “对了,昨天我走了之后,学姐和你说了些啥？”陈焕问道。“哦,你是说我隔壁住的姐姐啊？”李洁琼道:“昨天你走了之后,她就一直在念叨‘为什么传送魔法没有用’、‘明明把你传到世界的尽头了’、‘为啥又回来了’、‘一定是我的魔法出了问题’,这种让人完全听不明白的话。念叨了一阵之后,她就拿着你送的香蕉回去了。走的时候脸很红,还对着香蕉发出‘咕嘿嘿’的笑声,而且她吃香蕉居然不是咬着吃,而是舔着吃的,一边舔还一边全身发抖,让人感觉好可怕啊。” Chen Huan sweat, hurries to say to Li Jieqiong seriously: „Remembered, do not follow this fellow study, will become the anomaly.” 陈焕大汗,赶紧严肃地对李洁琼道:“记住了,千万别跟着这家伙学,会成变态的。” „What meaning is anomaly?” Li Jieqiong strange say/way. “变态是什么意思？”李洁琼奇道。 Chen Huandao: „Originally in the ancient times not this word? How must describe that is good? I think, right, you thought in the martial arts world which school most likes the sleep around, most obscene, most immoral, most is not concerned about face, most shameless, that is one crowd of anomalies.” 陈焕道:“原来古代没这词吗？呃,要怎么形容才好呢？我想想,对了,你觉得武林中哪个门派最喜欢乱搞男女关系,最下流,最淫邪,最不要脸,最无耻,那就是一群变态。” Li Jieqiong immediately sweat: „Isn't that our Yin-Yang albizzia julibrissin sect?” 李洁琼顿时大汗:“那不就是我们阴阳合欢宗吗？” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Very tired with this younger sister speech, goes round and round Chen Huan to feel a little dizzy, he covers the forehead say/way: „............ You refuel in brief the learn/study, I first went back.” 和这妹子说话很累,绕来绕去陈焕感觉有点头晕,他捂住额头道:“呃呃……总之……你加油学习吧,我先回去了。” „Elder sister walks slowly!” Li Jieqiong said: „The clothes of these two sets of expositions, the elder sister also carries off, I really do not want to put on.” “姐姐慢走！”李洁琼道:“这两套暴露的衣服,姐姐也带走吧,我真的不想穿。” „Okay good!” Chen Huan takes the short sleeve T-shirt and cowboy shorts, went out of the room. “好好好！”陈焕把短袖T恤和牛仔短裤拿起来,走出了房间。 Just went out of the gate, the gate of next door opened, met the magic study the elder sister pushed the door to come out, sees Chen Huan, she cannot help but gawked slightly gawking: „Well? Did you come? What makes? Also thinks to be discourteous the little younger sister in my next door? Contamination!” 刚走出门,隔壁的门开了,会魔法的学姐推门出来,见到陈焕,她不由得微微楞了楞:“咦？你又来了？来做啥？又想非礼我隔壁的小妹子吗？污秽！” „I do not have.” Chen Huan looked at her stature, discovered that she and Li Jieqiong similar height, is the great degree of Ou-school is different, will not affect to choose the clothes probably. Therefore the T-shirt and shorts in hand threw: „Come, gives to you. It is not the high-end goods, is the stall goods of dozens dollars, I do not have others to be able, gives you.” “我才没有。”陈焕看了看她的身材,发现她和李洁琼差不多高矮,就是欧派的伟岸程度不一样,大概不会影响选衣服。于是把手里的T恤和短裤扔了过去:“来,送给你。不是什么高档货,也就是几十块钱的地摊货,我也没别人可以给,就给你吧。” „Aii yeah?” Studied the elder sister to result in two clothes bewilderedly, gawked the god, suddenly one jumped out backward far away, put out a broom from the gate, like with magic wand took in the hand: „You delivered my banana yesterday, today delivers me the clothes, are actually you what meaning? You want to move me with this small method, making me the love captive, then my also retrograde movement pub, spurts to fill my whole body with the hot soybean milk, feeds drinks to me, but also makes me know the taste of man, right? You...... you...... you...... good contamination......” “哎哎哎？”学姐莫名其妙得了两套衣服,楞了楞神,突然刷地一下向后跳出老远,从门背后拿出一把扫帚,像拿魔杖似的拿在手里:“你昨天送我香蕉,今天又送我衣服,你究竟是什么意思？你想用这种小手段来感动我,让我成为爱情的俘虏,然后把我也背进小旅馆去,用热腾腾的豆浆喷满我全身,喂给我喝,还让我知道男人的滋味,对吧？你……你……你……好污秽啊……” Her face becomes red, the whole body trembles. 她的脸变得通红,全身瑟瑟发抖。 Chen Huan sweat: „What contamination is you! I have not seen compared with the person of your contamination, always do not complain others contamination the roar not to roar? Considers as finished , there would be no truth to be good to say without the woman of positive result with your, I followed.” 陈焕大汗:“污秽的是你！我还没见过比你更污秽的人,你就不要老是吐槽别人污秽了吼不吼啊？算了算了,和你这个没名堂的女人就没有道理好讲,我走了。” „Hey, leaving is so quick, told me, how yesterday you were come back from the end of the world!” Studied the elder sister to call out. “喂,别这么快走,告诉我,昨天你是怎么从世界的尽头回来的！”学姐叫道。 „My anything has not done, I sit motionless, then oneself came back.” Chen Huan lets go. “我啥也没干,我就坐着不动,然后自己就回来了。”陈焕摊手。 „...... Really...... is really my magic has problems? It is not good, I must go back the incantation on back back demon model calligraphy.” Studied an elder sister rebound the room, turned off the door, but, she opened the door to extend a head to come out immediately: „Do not tell others me to be able the magic! Also does not permit to threaten me with this secret, making me do your 【bi】 Slaves.” Speaking of 【bi】 The slave two characters, on her face flash through wipe the strange flushed. “呃……果然……果然是我的魔法出了问题吗？不好,我得重新回去背一背魔法书上的咒文。”学姐刷地一下跳回了房间,关死了房门,不过,她马上又打开门伸了个脑袋出来:“别告诉别人我会魔法啊！也不准用这个秘密来威胁我,让我做你的【哔】奴。”说到【哔】奴两个字,她的脸上又闪过一抹诡异的潮红。 „! I cannot! You thought that I said some words people who believe? I will be regarded the mental illness.” Chen Huan complains ill-humoredly. “啊啊！我才不会！你觉得我说出去的话有人会相信吗？我会被人当成神经病。”陈焕没好气地吐了个槽。 „Oh, is right! This world is so peaceful, everyone is living the leisurely and carefree and satisfied life, no one can take has seriously what sword air/Qi, magic, Evil Dragon, werewolf and half beast person one thing.” Studies in elder sister's eyes to flash through suddenly wipes low-spirited, with the sound that only then can hear muttered the said/tunnel: This world is going to face the invasion of fiendish person immediately, does not know that your were born the non- person in easy and comfortable do shoulder, oh. “唉,也对！这个世界如此和平,所有人都过着悠闲而满足的生活,没有人会相信真的有什么剑气、魔法、恶龙、狼人、半兽人一样的东西吧。”学姐的眼中突然闪过一抹黯然,用只有自己能听到的声音喃喃地道:这个世界马上将要面临魔王的入侵,也不知道你们这些生于安逸之中的不人扛不扛得住,唉。 She one retracted in the room, does not appear. 她刷地一下又缩回了屋子里,再也不露头了。 „Oh, the good study elder sister, what a pity the brain to install is the dirt character, with website some reader same dirt in named happy dirt guest!” Chen Huan shakes the head: „Ok, cannot haggle over with her, haggled over me to lose!” “唉,多好一枚学姐,可惜满脑子装的都是污字,就和某个叫欢乐污客的网站里的读者一样污！”陈焕摇了摇头:“算了,不能和她计较,一计较我就输了！” Author message: 作者留言: PS: Today is on Sunday, tomorrow will be sacred Monday, showed again, before the on the shelf, will not dare chaotic in addition, therefore...... tomorrow on a additional meaning meaning! 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