The down clothing that buysnewly, was not delimited an openingby the knifecarefully, after making up, on the clothesactuallyincreased an uglyincomparablepatch, oh......
新买的羽绒服,不小心被小刀划了一条口子,补好之后,衣服上面却增加了一条难看无比的补丁,唉……Therefore, a non-heartpresentkey words, hasto addone.
于是,一不心又现了关键字,只好又加一更了。-----
-----Ibought a watchlast year, ultrawear-resisting. ChenHuansweat, hasn't myhemeow the magicacted? Theserobbershowsuddenlybut actually? Alsomade the personherorescuebeautifulto feed. How does your makemeinstallto compel? The world that cannotinstallto compel, destroyedcalculated the ball.
我去年买了个表,超耐磨。陈焕大汗,我他喵的魔法还没出手呢?这些劫匪怎么就突然倒了?还让不让人英雄救美了啊喂。你这让我怎么装逼?不能装逼的世界,毁灭了算球。Hejustthought ofhere, heard the sideto break out the sparseapplause, thatshoutednamedFine Arts Institutefemale students who hesquatted downa moment agoloudly: „, How do youareoverthrow the robbers? Isawyouto raise the hand, thenrobbercompletelybut actually.”
他刚想到这里,就听到身边响起了稀稀拉拉的掌声,刚才那个叫他蹲下的美院女生大声叫了起来:“哇,你是怎么把劫匪们打倒的?我看到你举起了手,然后劫匪全部倒了。”ChenHuansweat, thishow would I know? Youaskedme, myhemeowalsowantsto askothers.
陈焕大汗,这个我哪知道?你问我,我他喵的还想问别人呢。
The male student of medical collegealsocrawled, yelled: „, ChenHuan, Ionlyknows that youare the individualpoint, butnever expected thatyoualsomeet the Qigong, can it be thatto separatea moment agohits the cowspatially?”
医科大的男生也爬起了来,大叫道:“哇,陈焕,我只知道你是个体尖,但没想到你还会气功,刚才莫不是隔空打牛了?”Iseparatehit a ghostspatially!
我隔空打个鬼!ChenHuansweat: „Myhemeowanythinghas not done.”
陈焕大汗:“我他喵的什么也没做啊。”However, suchexplanationanduseless, a moment agothatflash, becausemost peopleare squatting, ChenHuanzhanis very conspicuoustorobberfrontmovement, let alonesidethesetwopeople, in the bankhallalmost allpeople, are looking at the interaction of himandrobbersecretly, worriesforhim. Almost everyone saw clearly, ChenHuanraises the handtotheserobbers, does„might sendto incur”appearance.
然而,这样的解释并没有用,刚才那一瞬间,由于大部份人都蹲着的,陈焕站到劫匪面前的动作十分显眼,别说身边这两个人了,银行大厅里几乎所有人,都在偷偷地看着他和劫匪的互动,替他捏着一把汗。几乎每一个人都看清楚了,陈焕举起手对着这些劫匪,做了一幅“好像要发招”的样子。Then, robbersbut actually.
然后,劫匪们就倒了。ThisChenHuangan, but who can also be?
这要不是陈焕干的,还能是谁?In a flash, the applauselike the thunder, the manager, banker and ordinarycustomeris all applauding.
一瞬间,掌声如雷,经理、收银员、普通顾客全都鼓起掌来。
The younger sisters of Fine Arts Institutehad noticeda moment agoChenHuanhas the girlfriendin the side, mustcrossaskshimto ask for the telephone numberorWeChat.
美院的妹子要不是刚才已经看到陈焕有女朋友在身边,就要过得找他讨电话号码或者微信号了。
A ChenHuanfacecompels, to shift to the dragonarroganttrailignorant: „proudXue, althoughIwantto tellyoumeto leadto compel, butthis is really notIdoes.”
陈焕一脸懵逼,转向龙傲雪道:“傲雪,虽然我很想告诉你我帅得一逼,但这真不是我干的。”dragonAoxue a browwrinkle, in the heartcriticizes: Outsidethatsixsmellyfemalespecial troop, destroyedmyboyfriendto practice the opportunity of magicactual combat, was really repugnant, cancatchto beatthem?! Ok, nowdoes not dothismattertime.
龙傲雪眉头一皱,心中暗骂:外面那六个臭女特种兵,破坏了我男朋友练习魔法实战的机会啊,真讨厌,要把她们抓起来殴打一顿?呃!算了,现在不是做这种事的时候。ChenHuandunlower part of the bodygets the physical exams of theserobbers, some little timehelooks, theserobberswere the anaesthesiaball, injectedalsoinsertswith the warheadonthem. Thatflash, heheld up the handwantsto put the magicat the same timea moment ago, outsidehad anyone withinstalling the spear/gun of silencer, projectedseveralrounds of anaesthesiaballs, eachbulletaccuratelyhit a robber.
陈焕蹲下身去检查那些劫匪的身体,好一会儿他才看出来,这些劫匪原来是中了麻醉弹,注射用弹头还插在他们身上呢。刚才那一瞬间,他举起手想放魔法的同时,外面有什么人用装了消音器的枪,射出数发麻醉弹,每一颗子弹都准确地击中了一名劫匪。Thismarksmanship is a little actually fierce! Feared that is not the average personcan achieve.
这枪法倒是有点厉害!怕不是普通人做得到的。InChenHuanmind, flashed through the other shoreflowersquadthatgroup of younger sisters'formimmediately.
陈焕的脑海里,立即闪过了彼岸花小队那一群妹子的身影。Hehurriesto take to one's heelsto turn towardoutside the bankto run!
他赶紧撒腿向着银行外面跑去!
The staff in bankyelledinbehind: „Hey, do not run, wemustthankyouwell, the police station must certainlysend the behaving righteouslycertificatetoyou, youleaveanxiouslyrunning, at leastkeeps a name......”
银行的工作人员在后面大叫道:“喂,别跑啊,我们要好好感谢你啊,警察局肯定还要给你发见义勇为奖状,你别急着跑,至少留个名字啊……”ChenHuanpaohas the bank, leftlooked,rightlooked, the visioninspectedon the surroundingsspaciousstreetrapidly, quick, hediscovered, the streetoppositeis stoppingtwosedan cars! Recalledcarefully, goes outin the morning, veryfarplacewiththesetwosedan cars, mistakenly. The counter-tracing of thismostfoundation, LiJieqiongyounger sisterhad saidtohim.
陈焕跑出银行,左看,右看,眼光在周围空旷的街道上飞速地巡视了一圈,很快,他就发现,街对面停着两辆小轿车!仔细回想了一下,早上出门的时候,身后很远的地方就跟着这两辆小轿车,错不了的。这种最基础的反跟踪术,李洁琼妹子曾经给他说过。
A ChenHuanarrowstepfleesto the sedan carnear, opened the vehicle door, a familiarelegantfaceappearedinownfront, has had the twoflowers of casual acquaintance, although several other flowerswere not, butChenHuancanguess correctly,theyare ambushingin the surroundingstreets and lanes, withthinking of the spear/gun of anaesthesiaballis looking at itself.
陈焕一个箭步窜到小轿车边,拉开了车门,一张熟悉的俏脸出现在了自己的面前,正是有过一面之缘的二花,另外几花虽然不在,但陈焕能猜到,她们正埋伏在周围的街头巷尾,用装着麻醉弹的枪瞄着自己呢。„Iknow that isyou!”ChenHuan the facewas sayingpainstakingly: „Isaidtwofloweredyounger sisters, whichtype is your is making?”
“我就知道是你们!”陈焕苦着脸道:“我说二花妹子,你们这是在闹哪样啊?”Twofloweredsmallfacesslightlyred: „We...... present the life of team leaderto protectyou, the team leadersaid,in the morningyougo outare too quick, shecannot follow, askedusto followprotectsyou. Wewith, noticed certainly that has the bastard to bullyyou, we must make a move, the womansaves the graceful, does not know that the handsome fellowcanlikeonus.”Twoflowersmoresaidmoreblush, lowers the headbashful.
二花小脸微红:“我们……奉队长之命保护你呀,队长说,早上你出门太快,她跟不上来,就叫我们跟随保护你。我们当然就跟着了呀,看到有坏蛋要欺负你,我们必然要出手嘛,巾帼救帅,不知道帅哥会不会喜欢上我们呢。”二花越说越脸红,羞答答地低下了头。Whatghostword does the womansave the gracefulis? ChenHuanis sweating profusely.
巾帼救帅是什么鬼词?陈焕满头大汗。To the prettyyounger sister, ChenHuanis not goodto be angry, has the pitifulsaid/tunnel: „Actuallyyouare protectingme, is snatchingmybusiness?”
对着漂亮妹子,陈焕不好生气,只好可怜巴巴地道:“你们究竟是在保护我,还是在抢我的业务啊?”„Has not snatched!”Twoflowershurryto wave the hand saying: „Wewereuseto install the spear/gun of silencer, and has not made an appearancecompletely, inothersopinion, wasn't the hand that youhad/left? Ourdragongroupis the secretdepartment, cannotmake the common peopleknow,likethatsituation, yourecognizedwell, ourdragongroup who a moment agois you do has not comecompletely, completelyno!”
“没有抢啊!”二花赶紧摇手道:“我们都是用装了消音器的枪,而且完全没有露面,在别人看来,不就是你出的手吗?咱们龙组本来就是秘密部门,不能让普通百姓知道,像刚才那种情况,你就认了是你干的就好,咱们龙组完全没来过,完全没有!”„HowImustto the bystanderexplain that severalrobbersalsodo fall to the ground?”ChenHuanhansaid.
“那我要怎么向围观者解释几个劫匪同时倒地?”陈焕汗道。„You can othersexplain that toseparatehits the cowspatially!”Twoikebanas: „That side the policeis also arrangedby the dragongroup, by the policewas announced that youseparatehit the goodwordsspatially, no onedoes not believe.”
“你可以向别人解释为隔空打牛!”二花道:“警察那边也由龙组去打点,由警方公布你隔空打牛的话,就没有人不信了。”ChenHuan: „......”
陈焕:“……”Good, ChenHuanhasto return to the bank, saidto the bankercustomers who onecrowd of frightare decidinginitially: „Everyonedon't be upset! The robbershad been usedto separatebymehit the goodmarvelous abilityto shakespatiallybut actually, in a short time does not wake, yourslightlysecureCongzao, after policemancame, makes a record, theneveryonecango back.”
好吧,陈焕只好回到了银行里,对着一群惊魂初定的收银员顾客们道:“大家不要慌!劫匪们已经被我用隔空打牛神功震倒,短时间内是醒不过来的,你们稍安匆燥,等警察叔叔来了之后,做个笔录,然后大家就可以回去啦。”„, Reallyisseparateshits the cowspatially? Suchgood?” The admiredcrowdencircled.
“哇,真的是隔空打牛啊?这么牛?”仰慕的人群围了过来。Applause, fresh flowerandmusic!
掌声、鲜花、音乐!ChenHuandid not know whether to laugh or cryworked as a chapter of salvationbighero.
陈焕哭笑不得地当了一回救世大英雄。
After dozen minutes, severalpolice vehiclesarrived at the bank, onegroup of policeshouldercautiously the robber of falling to the ground, moved the police vehicle. Thisgroup of policebeforecoming, had been obviously transferredby the senior leadership of dragongroupbeforehand, theyare facingirrelevantpasser-byarmor in bank, saidloudly: „Wehave investigated, thisschoolmatenamedChenHuan, researches in thorough detailTai Chiandoctupole octopolefistandtruncationFist Dao, Yingqigong, softQigongand otherChinese nationmartial arts of the essences, trulywasheusedto separatea moment agohits the goodmarvelous abilityto overthrowtheserobbersspatially, the robbers the meridianscompletelyhad broken, turns into the disabled person. Coughs...... aboutthis matter, but alsoasked the residentialfriendsdo not publicize, in order to avoidaffected the daily life of SchoolmateChenHuan! Above, Over! Receives the team!”
十几分钟后,几辆警车来到了银行,一群警察小心翼翼地把倒地的劫匪扛起来,搬上了警车。这群警察在来之前,明显已经被龙组的高层领导事先交待过了,他们面对着银行里的无关路人甲们,大声道:“我们已经调查过了,这位叫陈焕的同学,精研太极拳、八极拳、截拳道、硬气功、软气功等中华民族武功的精髓,刚才确实是他用隔空打牛的神功打倒了这几位劫匪,劫匪们已经经脉尽断,变成废人。咳……关于此事,还请市民朋友们不要宣扬,以免影响了陈焕同学的日常生活!咳,以上,Over!收队!”Policemenslidfast, runnot to have the shadowin an instant.
警察叔叔们溜得飞快,转眼跑没了影。ChenHuanis holdingdragonAoxue the handdepressed, went out of a bankin confusion: „proudXue! Reallysorry, has not madeyouseemypowerfulappearance, makesyouseemeto receive fraudulentlyothersmerit, reallylost faceto lose.”
陈焕郁闷地牵着龙傲雪的手,走出了一片狼藉的银行:“傲雪!真抱歉,没有让你看到我威风凛凛的样子,却让你看到我冒领别人功劳,真是丢脸丢死了。”dragonAoxue a browwrinkle, looks atChenHuanthatsadappearance, shefeltsuddenlyownalso is quite at heart uncomfortable: The boyfriendsthatwantto displaybeforemediligently, thisexplainedheis goodtome! What a pity, theserepugnantfemalespecial troopsactuallysnatchedhispleasure, is not good, Imusthelphim, lettinghimto unfold the manager.
龙傲雪眉头一皱,看着陈焕那难过的模样,她突然感觉自己的心里也好难受:男朋友那么努力地想在我面前表现,这说明了他对我多好啊!可惜,那些讨厌的女特种兵却抢了他的乐子,不行,我得帮帮他,让他能一展所长。Good, is the time„taunthalo” the mightraisedpoints.
好吧,是时候把“嘲讽光环”的威力提高一点了。Shecoldlysmiles, taunthaloLv
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