MGILA :: Volume #1

#1: The confession failure can unmatched in the world

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The center of the world- double celebrates the city! 世界的中心-双庆市！ Double celebrates the university, in the classroom, out of the window is having the violent storm, the noise of the rain is ear-spitting, this class professor was about prevented by the heavy rain, cannot attend class, finally a class well turned into studying by oneself. 双庆大学,教室里,窗外下着狂风暴雨,哗哗雨声震耳,这堂课的教授大约是被大雨阻挡了,没能来上课,结果好好的一堂课变成了自习。 Chen Huanzheng lies on the table, is reading the novel with the cell phone. 陈焕正趴在桌上,用手机翻看着小说。 Chen Huan this year is 20 years old, is double celebrates a university Chinese department big two student, the Chinese department, must certainly like reading, but, he and these likes reading Jane Eyre and «Les Miserables», «Christianity Three Count» or some poetry anthology, the schoolmates of some prose are different, he likes the hypertext fiction, a novel that most likes is called «Arrogant Day Invincible Record», at present is looking at seventh...... 陈焕今年20岁,是双庆大学中文系大二的一名学生,中文系嘛,当然必须喜欢看书,不过,他和那些喜欢看《简爱》、《悲惨世界》、《基督三伯爵》或者某诗集,某散文的同学们不一样,他更喜欢网络小说,平生最喜欢的一本小说叫做《傲天无敌录》,目前正在看第七遍…… „Yeah, is reading that broken book?” The young fatty of neighboring table name was Cai Xinzi, was Chen Huan diehards, he swept a Chen Huan phone screen, could not bear say with a smile: „I said the shining, you read like this broken books day in day out, tossed about to look at seven, can your have prospects? We are the departments of literature, anticipation elegant style world famous work!” “哎,又在看那破书？”邻桌的小胖子叫蔡心紫,是陈焕的死党,他扫了一眼陈焕的手机屏幕,忍不住笑道:“我说焕焕,你一天到晚看这样的破书,翻来覆去看七遍了,你这样能有出息吗？咱好歹是文学系的,看点高格调的世界名著啊！” Chen Huanpie diehards, hmph hmph saying: „Was this broken books? The marketplace culture is also the cultures, it is like the world famous work, is the different forms of literary arts.” 陈焕瞥一眼死党,哼哼道:“这怎么就是破书了？市井文化也是文化,它和世界名著一样,都是文学艺术的不同形式。” „I scratch, your was also called the literary arts? This he meow is blind YY! The lord Ceratop proud heaven often brow in this book wrinkles and coldly smiles, the tiger body to shake...... installs to compel to install too excessively, my he meow must see the awkward sickness.” “我擦,你那个也叫文学艺术？这他喵的就是瞎YY！这书里的主角龙傲天动不动就眉头一皱、冷冷一笑、虎躯一震……装逼装得太过头,我他喵的都要看出尴尬症了。” „What do powerful people install to compel is not right?” Chen Huan hmph hmph saying: „Only then did not have the talent of ability unable to install compelling, I told you, I must become compared with dragon proud heaven in the future surely also want the powerful man, after I grown stronger was big, I compared with him install to compel! Like this lives has the feeling.” “强大的人装逼有什么不对？”陈焕哼哼道:“只有没能力的人才装不了逼,我跟你讲,我将来必定要成为比龙傲天还要强大的男人,当我变强大之后,我要比他更装逼！这样活着才带感。” „Here we go again!” Cai Xinzi one jumped, yelled: „Schoolmates, the shining started to narrate his great two ideals.” “又来了！”蔡心紫刷地一下跳了起来,大叫道:“同学们,焕焕又开始叙说他的伟大的中二理想了。” The classroom schoolmates laugh immediately: „The two ideals of shining? Our ears listened to the cocoon, must become is arrogant the day more powerful than the dragon, installed to compel, right? Must coldly smiles makes everyone unclear sleep/felt severe, wants the tiger body to shake makes everyone to the end do obeisance, wields gently wields the flying mountains, a finger/refers defeats the vault of heaven conveniently, hahahaha...... shining, you big two, is not two, were you this/should mature point?” 教室里的同学们顿时哄笑起来:“焕焕的中二理想吗？我们耳朵都听起茧了,要变得比龙傲天更强大,更装逼,对吧？要冷冷一笑就让所有人不明觉厉,要虎躯一震就让所有人倒头就拜,轻轻一挥就挥飞山川,随手一指就击破苍穹,哈哈哈哈……焕焕,你已经大二了,不是中二,你是不是该成熟一点了啊？” Chen Huan is discontented with the said/tunnel: „Hey, don't the big two people permit the dream? The mature price is glad to ordinary, no longer has the dream? I told you, thirty years the river goes east, thirty years the river goes west, bullied the youngster to be poor not, although I now am only ordinary ordinary students, that was only I have not picked the gold/metal finger, when I picked a system and falling down cliff to pick the grandfather and previous generation wife who in the rare book and stall bought ring to walk in...... when the time comes, my certain meeting was forcefully incomparable.” 陈焕不满地道:“喂喂,难道大二的人就不允许有梦想吗？难道成熟的代价就是甘于平凡,不再有梦？我跟你们讲,三十年河东,三十年河西,莫欺少年穷,我现在虽然只是平凡普通的一个大二学生,那只是我还没有捡到金手指而已,等我捡到一个系统、掉下悬崖捡到秘籍、地摊上买到戒指里的老爷爷、前世老婆找上门……到时候,我一定会强力无比的。” „Pū, what yes is! You will be certainly strong.” The schoolmates laugh, but, is well-meaning creating a disturbance, no one evil intention ridiculed, because Chen Huan, although a little two, but the manner is good, everyone and his relations are also good. Regarding his strange ideal, everyone has also been used to it, will not dislike him. This year individuality first, who didn't have an impractical dream? “噗哈哈,是的是的！你一定会强的。”同学们大笑,不过,都是善意的起哄,没有人恶意嘲笑,因为陈焕虽然有点中二,但为人还不错,大伙儿和他的关系也挺好。对于他这个奇怪的理想,大伙儿也早就习惯了,并不会讨厌他。这年头个性第一,谁还没有个不切实际的梦？ „Do not tease with schoolmate's ideal! When the night studies by oneself peaceful!” In the corner of classroom, suddenly resounded an icy woman voice. “别拿同学的理想取笑！夜自习时安静点！”教室的角落里,突然响起了一个冷冰冰的女人声音。 This sound same place, everyone was peaceful immediately. 这声音一起,大伙儿立即安静了下去。 The woman of speech is the class leader of this class, is double celebrates the student association president of university, named dragon Aoxue, is 19 -and-a-halfyears old, the facial features is extremely beautiful today, the stature is graceful, she is most noteworthy is that growing a silver-white long hair, in Huaxia country place that takes the black hair as the mainstream, her silver hair seems very garish. 说话的女人是这个班的班长,同时也是双庆大学的学生会会长,名叫龙傲雪,今天十九岁半,五官极美,身材曼妙,最惹人注目的是她长着一头银白色的长发,在华夏国这个以黑发为主流的地方,她那一头银发显得十分扎眼。 She stands motionless is being a picture, sitting motionless is a poem, taking a walk time when can the sinking fish, jogging to fall the wild goose, the smile when closes/obstructs moon/month, vitality/angry beauty! The only shortcoming is the temper is quite cold, looked that who is one looks at the maggot, looks at the trash general desolate look. 她站着不动就是一幅画,坐着不动是一首诗,走动的时候能沉鱼,跑起步来可以落雁,微笑时闭月,生气时羞花！唯一的缺点就是性子比较冷,看谁都是一幅看蛆虫,看垃圾一般的冷淡眼神。 Therefore, she resulted in a nickname in the school: „Glacier day female!” 因此,她在学校里得了一个外号:“冰川天女！” Likes her male student being many, but majority do not dare to vindicate, feared was used the ice-cold look resentment dead by her. Un, these include Chen Huan. 喜欢她的男生很多,但大多数不敢表白,怕被她用冰冷的眼神怼死。嗯,这其中就包括陈焕。 dragon Aoxue noticed that the schoolmates got down peacefully, does not speak, but looked at Chen Huan from afar, coldly smiles, then lowered the head , to continue to read. 龙傲雪看到同学们安静下去了,也不说话了,只是远远地看了看陈焕,冷冷一笑,然后低头,继续看书。 Chen Huan does not know oneself were stared one by the glacier day female from afar, icily, he puts down «Arrogant Day Invincible Record», sighed lightly: „Oh, why couldn't the gold/metal finger find my head continuously? System, rare book and ring grandfather and previous generation wife, regardless of what gold/metal finger is good, hurries to give me to come one, without the world of gold/metal finger, destroyed calculated the ball!” 陈焕并不知道自己被冰川天女远远地、冷冰冰地瞪了一眼,他放下《傲天无敌录》,轻叹道:“唉,为啥金手指一直都找不到我的头上来呢？系统、秘籍、戒指里的老爷爷、前世来的老婆,不论什么金手指都好,赶紧给我来一份啊,没有金手指的世界,毁灭了算球！” His a few words just said, suddenly, the sound of bang, outside the classroom resounded a stuffy thunder, although a moment ago has been raining hard, but has not thundered. The thunderclap that this comes, frightened in the classroom everyone to jump, the spheroidal lightning put on the window to enter unexpectedly, screened the paleness of flash the entire classroom, Chen Huan felt that a powerful the electric current struck on own crown of the head , hundred startled all crushing his four limbs. 他一句话刚说完,突然,轰的一声响,教室外响起了一个闷雷,刚才虽然一直在下大雨,但没打雷。这突然而来的雷声,吓了教室里所有人一跳,球型闪电居然穿窗而入,将整个教室都映出了一瞬间的惨白,陈焕感觉到一股强力的电流击在了自己的天灵盖上,咔嚓一下,将他四肢百骇全都击碎似的。 „I scratch!” Chen Huan not startled counter- happy: „Is this...... the gold/metal finger must come the rhythm?” “我擦！”陈焕不惊反喜:“这是……金手指要来了的节奏？” The thundering lightning was only the flash ended, but Chen Huan actually felt that own world, has been different...... 打雷闪电只是一瞬间就结束了,但陈焕却感觉到自己的世界,已经有所不同…… An icy electronic combination tone, is reverberating in his mind: „I am the system, now has the duty to give you to do. Completes my task, lets your unmatched in the world, cannot complete the task, writes off you, you do not have the right to reject, can only carry out.” 一个冷冰冰的电子合成音,在他的脑海里回响着:“我是系统,现在有任务要交给你做。完成我的任务,让你天下无敌,完不成任务,就将你抹杀,你没有权利拒绝,只能执行。” „Hahahaha!” Chen Huan is overjoyed: „Came, finally came! Is my gold/metal finger, a system? Really was good, hahahaha! No matter what duty report comes up by all means that this Sir will certainly complete perfectly, then takes unmatched in the world the road of King.” “哈哈哈哈！”陈焕大喜过望:“来了,终于来了！我的金手指,原来是个系统吗？真的是太好了,哈哈哈哈！不管什么任务只管报上来,本大爷一定会完美地完成,然后走上天下无敌的王者之路。” The system continues with the icy electronic sound said: „Duty is as follows: Looks for a woman confession, if the confession failure, were thrown off, the duty is accomplished! Rewards the rare book itself/Ben of your unmatched in the world. If the confession is successful, is the duty failure, writes off you directly. You only have ten minutes to complete the task, exceeds the time also to calculate the failure.” 系统继续用冷冰冰的电子音道:“任务如下:找一个女人告白,若是告白失败,被甩掉,任务就完成！奖励你天下无敌的秘籍一本。若是告白成功,就是任务失败,直接将你抹杀。你只有十分钟去完成任务,超过时间也算失败。” „Well?” Chen Huan gawks slightly, immediately smiled: „Can confession failure unmatched in the world? This duty also was too rather simple! If wants the confession to be successful, I feel actually am a little thorny, but wants to be defeated is not simple? It is not I boasts, my whole life uses all might already for 20 years in world, did not have confession to succeed a time, this duty to me, simply with giving in vain the rare book has not distinguished. The system, you favored, this Sir completes the task to look to you immediately.” “咦？”陈焕微微一楞,随即笑了起来:“告白失败就能天下无敌？这任务未免也太简单了吧！如果是要告白成功,我倒是感觉有点棘手,但是想要失败还不简单？不是我吹牛,我这辈子在世间摸爬滚打已经二十年,却还没有一次告白成功过,这任务对我来说,简直就和白送秘籍没有区别。系统,你看好了,本大爷马上完成任务给你看。” Then, a Chen Huanpa palm of the hand claps on the table, stands up. 说完,陈焕啪地一巴掌拍在桌子上,站起身来。 Author message: 作者留言: PS: The new book begins officially! PS:新书正式开工啦！ PS: The father-in-law pours love into the offer, the novel of another spoof no limit. Our slogans are the spoof, was earnest you to lose. PS:公公倾情奉献,又一本恶搞无极限的小说。我们的口号是恶搞到底,认真你就输了。 PS: Old rule, during the new book, maintains stably two, 9 : 00 am and 9 : 00 pm. Because each new book needs a fermentation period, needs a process that accumulates the new reader, therefore the first 200,000 characters cannot renew quickly, at least after needs to turn the recommendation that several websites give can the on the shelf, therefore this stage is unable in addition. PS:老规矩,新书期间,维持稳定的两更,早上 9 点和晚上 9 点。由于每一本新书都需要一个酝酿期,也就是需要一个累积新读者的过程,所以前20万字不能更新过快,至少要轮几次网站给的推荐之后才能上架,所以这个阶段是无法加更的。 PS: About 200,000 times meets the on the shelf, the on the shelf later restores father-in-law's in addition more traditional. PS:大约20万的时候会上架,上架之后恢复公公的加更传统。 PS: During the new book, needs to click on, collect and recommends the ticket, monthly ticket and bit massively, agrees asks the old and new book friends to help on me the ranking, this will have more new readers to come in! Thank everyone! PS:新书期间,需要大量的点击、收藏、推荐票、月票、刀片,肯求新老书友们助我上排行榜,这样才会有更多的新读者会进来！感谢大家！
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