( New day, asking ticket to ask ticket!) (新的一天了,求票求票！) *** *** „First needs to dispel her original sin, then accumulates can cloud platform to remould the mortal body in the green jade, lives in into two thousand karmic virtue of Heaven.” “首先需要消解她原有的罪孽,然后再积下能够于翠云台重塑肉身,住入天界的两千功德。” „Also is 2247 karmic virtue numbers?” Sun Yan asked, „I can ask, I now how many karmic virtue?” “也就是两千二百四十七个功德数吗？”孙炎问,“我能不能问一下,我现在有多少功德？” „What ghostdom manages is the ghost matter, you now or the mortal,” Deity folds the light say/way strongly fragrant, „here is unable to check your karmic virtue value temporarily, after must waits for you dead, again by Benevolence Equalling Heaven Sacred Palace turns over, or enters the palace of hell, is checked by the palace of hell system, the procedure is quite troublesome. However since you get down from Heaven, that does not need to alarm the palace of hell, to Benevolence Equalling Heaven Sacred Palace mortal Si Cha one good.” “冥界管的是鬼事,你现在还是凡人,”神人郁叠淡淡的道,“这里暂时无法查到你的功德值,要等你死后,再由天齐仁圣宫移交过来,或者是进入阎王殿,由阎王殿系统来查,手续比较麻烦。不过你既然是从天界下来的,那也就没有必要惊动阎王殿,到天齐仁圣宫凡人司查一下就好。” „Before then, didn't she have the means to leave being driven to death after suffering an injustice city?” “在这之前,她没有办法离开枉死城吗？” „Exactly said, cannot leave being driven to death after suffering an injustice city's 13 th,” Deity depressed Diedao, „in being driven to death after suffering an injustice city closed/pass the soul, although did not work as dead , had the classification, what the first pass/test was the suicide dies, what the second pass/test was the blade soldier kills dead, what the third pass/test was the disaster calamity dies, fourth closing died of punishment on a false charge, fifth closing was being drown to death......” “确切的说,是不能离开枉死城第十三层,”神人郁叠道,“枉死城内所关魂魄虽然都是不当死而死,却也是有分类的,第一层关的是自杀死的,第二层关的是刀兵砍杀死的,第三层关的是天灾地祸死的,第四层关的是冤死的,第五层关的是淹死的……” „13 th?” “第十三层呢？” Deity Aunt depressed Diewang Sun looked at one lightly: „Dies stupidly!” 神人郁叠往孙姑姑淡淡的看了一眼:“笨死的！” ...... 呃…… Aunt Sun is nipping the handkerchief, squats there drawing a circle circle. 孙姑姑咬着手绢,蹲在那里画圈圈。 „I knew,” Sun Yan sincere bending the waist, „thanks.” “我知道了,”孙炎诚恳的弯下腰,“谢谢。” Deity depressed Die nods, waves saying: „Brings to get down her.” 神人郁叠点了点头,挥手道:“把她带下去吧。” „Waits for inferior, I must hot speak some words to my small, small hot, how this is your girlfriend you will have such attractive girlfriend you how......” “等一下等一下,我还要跟我的小炎炎多说些话,小炎炎,这是你的女朋友吗你怎么会有这么漂亮的女朋友你怎么……” „Belt gets down.” The Deity folds strongly fragrant coldly the said/tunnel. “带下去。”神人郁叠冷冷地道。 Two ghostdom demons wrapped Aunt Sun to walk with the chains. 两个冥界夜叉用锁链套了孙姑姑就走。 Sun Yan treading previous step suddenly: „...... Mother!” 孙炎忽的踏前一步:“……妈！” Two demons stop there, Aunt Sun turns head, visits him. 两夜叉停在那里,孙姑姑回过头来,看着他。 Sun Yan slowly waves...... 孙炎慢慢的挥了挥手…… *** *** Sun Yan and Du Xiangxiang leave Fengdu Great Emperor Palace, cloud platform, nether world sacrifice rooftop across the green jade, returns to Benevolence Equalling Heaven Sacred Palace again, arrives at the Benevolence Equalling Heaven Sacred Palace respective mortal division. 孙炎与杜香香离开丰都大帝殿,穿过翠云台、幽冥祭天台,再次回到天齐仁圣宫,来到天齐仁圣宫所属的凡人司。 This time receives them is fat thin two immortal officers. 这次接待他们是一胖一瘦两个仙官。 „, Are you Sun Yan?” Two immortal officers are holding his two hands respectively, „greeting on first meeting greeting on first meeting!” “哇,你就是孙炎？”两个仙官分别拉着他的两只手,“久仰久仰！” Sun Yan asked low voice: „Greeting on first meeting my what?” 孙炎小声问:“久仰我什么？” The fat immortal officer said: „Even golden flower Empress dares to move. The play, Brother Sun worthily are through the ages the first person.” 胖仙官说:“连金华帝姬都敢调.戏,孙兄弟不愧是古往今来第一人。” The thin immortal officer said: „Accent. Played golden flower Empress also to dare to deliver, Brother Sun were really the bold first person, now outside everyone says that Brother Sun were ‚the Mount Tai stone tablet’.” 瘦仙官说:“调.戏了金华帝姬还敢送上门来,孙兄弟果然是胆大包天第一人,现在外面所有人都说孙兄弟是‘泰山石敢当’。” The fat immortal officer said: „Brother Sun do not need to fear, she is Empress does not annoy? We will support spiritually your.” 胖仙官说:“孙兄弟不用怕,她是帝姬就惹不得么？我们会在精神上支持你的。” The thin immortal officer said: „Most dies, the Mount Tai stone tablet, we favor you!” 瘦仙官说:“最多不过就是一死,泰山石敢当,我们看好你哟！” Du Xiangxiang said weakly: „That matter...... have you known?” 杜香香弱弱的说:“那件事……你们已经知道了？” Two immortal officers said with one voice: „The entire Heaven knew.” 两个仙官齐声道:“整个天界都知道了。” Sun Yan tears...... mother, sorry, it seems like I could not live you that day of being driven to death after suffering an injustice city rescuing. 孙炎泪目……妈,对不起,看来我是活不到把你从枉死城里救出来的那天了。 „The karmic virtue value about Brother Sun,” fat immortal officer said, „we checked one......, here karmic virtue adds two...... here karmic virtue reduces four...... one month ago, Brother Sun karmic virtue lost/carrying nine.” “关于孙兄弟的功德值,”胖仙官说,“我们查了一下……嗯,这里功德加二……这里功德减四……一直到一个月前,孙兄弟的功德还是负九。” Sun Yan said: „Lost/Carrying nine?” 孙炎说:“负九？” „Does not have the great merit, does not have the serious offense,” fat immortal officer said, „positive and negative more than ten in 20, to people, is very normal matters, the lost/carrying nine karmic virtue values, hold grandmas to cross the street much several times, sets free several times, is very easy to be put on regular status. However this is only one month ago karmic virtue value, but more than 20 days ago, the karmic virtue value has the enormous change, the reason is: Indecent Immortal World Empress, after causing Immortal World Empress and future Heavenly Emperor will return to Immortal World, is inundated the angel god to ridicule, down to the prestige will drop sharply......” “既无大功,也无大过,”胖仙官说,“正负十几二十以内,对于一般人来说,都是很正常的事,负九的功德值,多扶几次老奶奶过马路,多放生几次,很容易转正。不过这只是一个月前的功德值,但是二十多天前,功德值有极大的变动,原因是:猥亵仙界帝姬,使得仙界帝姬、未来天帝回归仙界后,遭漫天仙神嘲笑以至声望大跌……” Really is this I biggest sin? However thinks is also, touched the chest of Immortal World Empress how, if can also go on living that Heavenly Court also to mix well? Does not know my karmic virtue value how many because this matter was deducted? 300? 400? 55555...... mother, the next generation I makes the earthworm spider cricket with you together, naturally the premise is I can also have the next generation...... 果然这才是我最大的罪孽么？不过想想也是,摸了仙界帝姬的胸要是还能好好的活下去那天庭还怎么混啊？不知道我的功德值会因为这件事被扣掉多少？三百？四百？55555……妈,下辈子我就跟你一起去做蚯蚓蜘蛛蟋蟀吧,当然前提是我还能够有下辈子…… „Indecent Immortal World Empress, after causing Immortal World Empress and future Heavenly Emperor will return to Immortal World, is inundated the angel god to ridicule,” fat immortal officer discussed that „...... will add karmic virtue 200!” “猥亵仙界帝姬,使得仙界帝姬、未来天帝回归仙界后,遭漫天仙神嘲笑,”胖仙官念道,“……加功德二百！” I said this unexpectedly is additional karmic virtue? 我说这竟然是加功德的吗？ Vertical even/including Xiangxiang Fairy Maiden could not bear the perspiration: „This...... is this unexpectedly additional karmic virtue?” 纵连香香仙子也忍不住汗了一下:“这……这竟然是加功德的？” Two immortal officers cry saying: „Our Benevolence Equalling Heaven Sacred Palace all immortal officers endured her to be very long, some weren't the rare people for us over, how this additional karmic virtue?” 两个仙官哭道:“我们天齐仁圣宫的所有仙官都忍她很久了,难得有人替我们出头,这怎么就不是加功德？” That insane girl is really the god hates the ghost to be resentful!!! 那疯丫头果然是神憎鬼怨啊！！！ The words saying that touches the breast of that girl unexpectedly to add karmic virtue 200, if she did stand there makes me touch more than ten that my mother not to come out from being driven to death after suffering an injustice city directly? 话说摸那丫头的乳竟然可以加功德二百,她要是站在那里让我摸个十几下那我妈不就直接从枉死城出来了？ The fat immortal officer said: „But, Brothers, does this write directly really?” 胖仙官说:“不过,兄弟,这样直接写上去真的好吗？” The thin immortal officer said: „I also thought that like this writes some to be not quite good.” 瘦仙官说:“我也觉得这样写有些不太好。” Fat immortal major road: „Does that might as well change?” 胖仙官道:“那不如改改？” Thin immortal major road: „How to change?” 瘦仙官道:“怎么改？” The fat immortal officer thinks: „Changing ‚surveys the Immortal World Empress chest size personally, guaranteed the good growth of Empress body, will be the development trend of Immortal World makes the brilliant contribution, additional karmic virtue 200’?” 胖仙官想了想:“改成‘亲手测量仙界帝姬胸部大小,保证了帝姬身体的良好发育,为仙界的未来发展做出杰出贡献,加功德二百’？” Thin immortal major road: „Brother has the talent, so changes.” 瘦仙官道:“老哥有才,就这般改。” Sun Yan and Du Xiangxiang: „......” 孙炎、杜香香:“……” Two immortal officers changed one in the Sun Yan merit square, then coughed together. The fat immortal officer continues saying: „The original karmic virtue value is lost/carrying nine...... surveys the Immortal World Empress chest size personally, guaranteed the good growth of Empress body, will be the development trend of Immortal World makes the brilliant contribution, before additional karmic virtue 200...... will then be half a month, Mortal World white bones fine event, what although finally elimination white bones essence will be the ghostdom ‚Yin zhi’, if not but for Brother Sun, is unable to draw out the white bones essence, therefore Brother Sun also some merit, additional karmic virtue ten.” 两个仙官在孙炎的功过格上改了一通,然后一同咳了一声。胖仙官继续道:“原有功德值为负九……亲手测量仙界帝姬胸部大小,保证了帝姬身体的良好发育,为仙界的未来发展做出杰出贡献,加功德二百……然后就是半月前人间界的白骨精事件,虽然最后消灭白骨精的是冥界的‘阴骘’,但若不是孙兄弟,也无法将白骨精引出,所以孙兄弟亦有部分功劳,加功德十。” I said that helps destroy completely the white bones essence to add karmic virtue „ten” to touch the chest of that Yaoyao Empress to have karmic virtue „200”, the person is really more exasperating than the person, the white bones fine madame can you to dying do not die content? 我说帮助灭掉白骨精才加功德“十”摸一下那瑶瑶帝姬的胸就有功德“二百”,人比人果然气死人,白骨精夫人你会不会到死都不瞑目啊？ Fat immortal major road: „In brief, Brother Sun the current karmic virtue value is 201, regarding the mortal, this karmic virtue value is very extraordinary, enough Brother Sun under you first reincarnation's...... premise to richly the greatly expensive/noble family/home is this does not want relationship of form and spirit entirely to extinguish greatly or throws into the avici always not to be reincarnated by somebody......” 胖仙官道:“总之,孙兄弟当前的功德值为两百零一,对于凡人来说,这个功德值已经是很了不起了,足够孙兄弟你下一世转生到大富大贵之家……前提是这一世不要形神俱灭又或是被某人扔进阿鼻地狱里永世不得超生……” I said that you can do not visit me with such sad look, your did not recognize my whole life does meet relationship of form and spirit entirely to extinguish or throws into the avici always not to be reincarnated by somebody? 我说你能不能不要用这么悲伤的眼神看着我,你这不是认定了我这辈子一定会形神俱灭又或是被某人扔进阿鼻地狱里永世不得超生吗？ Thin immortal major road: „Little brother, does not need to fear, buoys up, we will support spiritually your.” 瘦仙官道:“小兄弟,不用怕,振作起来,我们会在精神上支持你的。” Can you also support my in other aspects? 你们能不能在其它方面也支持我一下？ Although says now again like this does not have the significance, but I must say one again...... 55555, my future is quite dark!!! 虽然现在再这样说已经没有意义了,但我还是要再说一遍……55555,我的未来好黑暗！！！