MGIAFM :: Volume #1

#50: Like this died( fourth)

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(第四更啦,求票求收藏！) * * After the mortals die, enters the nether world hell, must pass through Yin-Yang, enters the natural or man-made height, then divides to make two roads, enters the Gate of Death along the road to Hades and Naiheqiao, another side directly entered being driven to death after suffering an injustice city through the blind alley in vain, completely made handling in the lifespan again. 凡人死后进入幽冥地府,皆要穿过阴阳界,进入望乡台,然后分作两条路,一条沿着黄泉路、奈何桥进入鬼门关,另一边则是通过枉死路直接进入枉死城,于阳寿尽时再作处置。 But from Benevolence Equalling Heaven Sacred Palace enters the nether world hell, then across connecting Benevolence Equalling Heaven Sacred Palace and nether world hell „offers a sacrifice to Temple of Heaven” and „Cuiyun Palace”, after Cuiyun Palace, or to Fengdu Great Emperor Palace, either to evil mirror stand, either to carefully examining division, the randomness is enormous, after all gets down from Heaven, if not for the upper boundary immortal, is the immortal officer of heavenly palace, generally the background is big. 而从天齐仁圣宫进入幽冥地府,则是穿过连通天齐仁圣宫和幽冥地府的“祭天坛”、“翠云宫”,到了翠云宫后,或至丰都大帝殿,或至孽镜台,或至体察司,随意性极大,毕竟从天上下来的,若不是上界的仙人,就是天宫的仙官,一般来头不小。 Sun Yan and Du Xiangxiang arrived at Fengdu Great Emperor Palace, what in Fengdu Great Emperor Palace manages ten thousand ghosts is two Daoist immortals, calls makes Door Guardian God, calls is depressed Die, these two Daoist immortals, for law of Cao moon, the life that every day died are innumerable, the not possible anything to make Yama inquire, most souls pressed have been setting the good route, under safeguarding of numerous ghost government official, according to the flow distributed, the reincarnation of this/should reincarnation, this/should subjecting to a penalty of subjecting to a penalty, should enter the entering being driven to death after suffering an injustice city of being driven to death after suffering an injustice city, but being driven to death after suffering an injustice city related business, many were hands over by. These two Daoist immortals inquired, really cannot inquire, will report to the palace of hell. 孙炎与杜香香来到了丰都大帝殿,丰都大帝殿里管理万鬼的乃是两个神人,一个唤作神荼,一个唤作郁叠,这两位神人,为太阴之法曹,每天死去的生灵数不胜数,自不可能什么事都让阎罗王过问,大多数魂魄都是按着早已设定好的路线,在一众鬼吏的看管下,按照流程自行分派,该转生的转生,该受罚的受罚,该入枉死城的入枉死城,而与枉死城有关的事务,则多是交由这两位神人过问,实在过问不了的,才会上报至阎王殿。 Perhaps because has to do with the deceased person year to year, the Deity folds the complexion to be cloudy strongly fragrant, is listening to Sun Yan and Du Xiangxiang purpose in coming. Because Du Xiangxiang is upper boundary Flying Immortal and Yaochi Jade Woman, has the token that Benevolence Equalling Heaven Sacred Palace distributes, had not asked, then received being driven to death after suffering an injustice city them directly. 或是因为常年与死人打交道,神人郁叠脸色阴阴沉沉,听着孙炎与杜香香的来意。因为杜香香原本就是上界飞仙、瑶池玉女,又持有天齐仁圣宫发下的令牌,也未多问,直接便将他们领到了枉死城。 Must say that the working efficiency of ghostdom is really far higher than Benevolence Equalling Heaven Sacred Palace, the deep officers in management being driven to death after suffering an injustice city sat in front of the computer, after input : „Found, Aunt Sun, was closed in being driven to death after suffering an injustice city 13 th.” 要说冥界的办事效率果然是远高于天齐仁圣宫,管理枉死城的冥官坐在电脑前,啪啪啪的输入后:“找到了,孙姑姑,被关在枉死城内第十三层。” Deity depressed Die hesitates saying: „13 th?” In being driven to death after suffering an injustice city divided to make 13 departments, each division managed one, 13 th was the last division of being driven to death after suffering an injustice city. 神人郁叠沉吟道:“第十三层？”枉死城内又分作十三司,每司管理一层,第十三层乃是枉死城的最后一司。 The deep officer nods: „13 th.” 冥官点了点头:“第十三层。” Deity depressed Diedao: „Makes people detain her.” 神人郁叠道:“让人把她押来吧。” The instruction told, in a while, two otherworldliness demons detained a woman to come here. Du Xiangxiang fixes the eyes on to look, seeing this woman is also attractive, takes a quick look around, has very strong similar feeling with her Brother Sun, where although could not say is similar, but can see them is mother and child. 指令吩咐下去,没过多久,两名冥间夜叉押着一个女人来到这里。杜香香定睛看去,见这女人亦是漂亮,一眼看去,与她的孙大哥有很强的相似感,虽然说不出是哪里相似,但是一眼就能让人看出他们是母子。 „Small hot?” The woman actually is also one calls out in alarm, cries, „small hot, how can you here? Did you die? Without mother don't you really go on living? Small hot......” “小炎炎？”那女人却也是一声惊叫,紧接着就是大哭,“小炎炎,你怎么会在这里？你怎么也死了？没有妈咪你果然就活不下去么？小炎炎……” „I have not died,” Sun Yan exclaimed, „do not call me to be small again, your son my high-school student.” “我还没死,”孙炎吼道,“不要再叫我小炎炎,你儿子我都高中生了。” „Small hot!” Aunt Sun wept and wailed to throw, must hug the son of tragic death in the bosom, result came up empty-handed, two people bodies interlocked. “小炎炎！”孙姑姑哭喊着扑了上去,要把惨死的儿子抱在怀中,结果一个扑空,两人的身体交错而过。 „Small hot,” woman cried hard, „you? How didn't your body have?” “小炎炎,”女人哭得更厉害了,“你怎么了？你的身体怎么没了？” „Was your body did not have,” Sun Yan was incapable of complaining, „asked that you now is a ghost!” “是你的身体没了,”孙炎无力吐槽,“拜托,你现在是鬼啊！” „Small hot, haven't you really died?” “小炎炎,你真的没死？” „Un, I am also living!” Although does not know how long can live, offended the prospect of future Heavenly Emperor and two mother gods is really dark. “嗯,我还活着！”虽然不知道能活多久,得罪了未来天帝和二娘神的前景实在是太黑暗了。 „How can you here?” “那你怎么会在这里？” „I am under come to see you.” “我就是下来看看你。” „You are want to know how mother dies?” Aunt Sun hehe said, „mother did frighten you?” “你是想要知道妈咪是怎么死的吗？”孙姑姑嘿嘿地说,“妈咪吓到你了吧？” „No,” Sun Yan shrugged, „after seeing your loathsome appearance, within five minutes I understand that what happened.” “不,”孙炎摊了摊手,“在看到你的死相后,五分钟之内我就明白发生了什么事。” „I do not believe!” “我不信！” „Do not regard the fool your son, near the cake and gate on tea table egg on stool and kitchen cutting board...... the clue was really obvious.” Sun Yan said ill-humoredly, „that day was your son birthday, therefore you bought a cake, wanted to celebrate the birthday for me, however virulent you, placed in the cake the gate...... right, was that elementary student the trick that liked playing, opened a road junction the door, cake in the gate, as soon as like this I pushed the door, the cake will fall, pounds on my head, then you can turn head saying that to me happy birthday...... you also were really bored.” “不要把你儿子当成傻瓜,茶几上的蛋糕、门边的凳子、厨房菜板上的鸡蛋……线索实在是太明显了。”孙炎没好气的说,“那一天是你儿子生日,所以你买了一个蛋糕,想要为我庆祝生日,但是恶毒的你,又把蛋糕放在了门上……没错,就是那种小学生才爱玩的把戏,把门开一道口,蛋糕架在门上,这样我一推门,蛋糕就会掉下来,砸在我的脑袋上,然后你就可以回过头对我说生日快乐……你还真是无聊。” „And Cannot say that is bored, the rare mother thought of your birthday.” “也、也不能说是无聊嘛,难得妈咪想到了你的生日。” „Which year of birthday haven't you made fun of me?” Sun Yan exclaimed. Snort: „Then, you start to prepare food, cuts Nakiri to half of times, you discover in the family/home, although has the egg, but does not have tomato, without the frying egg that tomato accompanies is really pitiful, therefore you plan to go downstairs to buy tomato......” “哪年生日你没捉弄过我？”孙炎吼道。紧接着又哼了一声:“然后,你就开始做饭,切菜切到一半的时候,你发现家里虽然有鸡蛋,但是没有西红柿,没有西红柿陪伴的炒鸡蛋实在是太可怜了,于是你打算下楼买西红柿……” „Then?” “然后呢？” „Then, you get to the entrance, saw the cake in gate, therefore after you move to the gate the stool, steps in the stool, the preparation first takes the cake, but at this time, you discovered that in your hand also takes the kitchen knife. Takes the kitchen knife not to have the means end cake, what to do? Therefore you first put up the kitchen knife in the gate, is singing to carry the cake, places on the tea table......” “然后,你走到门口,看到了门上的蛋糕,于是你把凳子搬到门后,踩在凳子上,准备先把蛋糕拿下来,但是这个时候,你发现你的手上还拿着菜刀。拿着菜刀就没有办法端蛋糕,怎么办？于是你就把菜刀先架在门上,唱着歌把蛋糕端了下来,放在茶几上……” „Small hot, how you know that on the side of a mother margin cake is singing?” “小炎炎,你怎么知道妈咪一边端蛋糕一边在唱歌？” „Because you think under must make fun of your son to be much happier,” Sun Yan coldly said, „you one happy could not bear sing.” “因为你一想到等下要捉弄你的儿子就开心得不得了,”孙炎冷冷地说,“你一开心就忍不住唱歌。” „Is slightly hot really intelligently you......” “小炎炎你真聪明……” „You place on the cake the tea table, then turns around to tow the stool, sang the song to open the door to tread went out......” his cold snort/hum, turned around to look at Du Xiangxiang, „now, you know how she died?” “你把蛋糕放在茶几上,然后转身拖开凳子,唱着歌儿打开门踏了出去……”他冷哼一声,转身看着杜香香,“现在,你知道她是怎么死掉的了吧？” Du Xiangxiang opens the eye: „How dead?” 杜香香睁大眼睛:“怎么死掉的？” Sun Yan both hands are pressing her shoulder, has a speechless feeling. 孙炎双手按着她的肩膀,有种无语的感觉。 Du Xiangxiang stayed the long time, suddenly responded, hurried to look to Aunt Sun: „Aiya, kitchen knife, kitchen knife aunt, kitchen knife also in gate......” 杜香香呆了半晌,忽然反应过来,赶紧看向孙姑姑:“哎呀,菜刀,菜刀啊阿姨,菜刀还在门上……” Aunt Sun bites is not knowing where from changes the handkerchief that the tearful eyes danced...... you to remind me is still late now even. 孙姑姑咬着不知从哪变出来的手绢,泪眼婆娑……你现在就算提醒我也已经太迟了。 „In brief, she died like this, was forgotten the kitchen knife in gate to hack to death by her own,” Sun Yan said that „, therefore, the police actually said right, she is the suicide!” “总之,她就这样死掉了,被她自己忘在门上的菜刀砍死了,”孙炎说,“所以,警方其实说的没错,她是自杀的！” Aunt Sun is turning away from him, squats continues to nip the handkerchief there, said weakly: „This cannot be the suicide...... small hot.” 孙姑姑背对着他,蹲在那里继续咬手绢,弱弱的说:“这怎么也不能算是自杀吧……小炎炎。” Looks to squat there, did the depressed demoness, Du Xiangxiang hehe feel the head...... to occupy and die unexpectedly like this? 看着蹲在那里,沮丧的女鬼,杜香香呵呵地摸着脑袋……居、居然是这样子死掉的？ Vertical even Deity depressed Die, the deep officers and two demons also look that dumbfoundedly bites the demoness of handkerchief...... also to have the cause of death of such rare and beautiful flowers unexpectedly? What appearance does this become stupid? 纵连神人郁叠、冥官、两名夜叉也目瞪口呆地看着咬手绢的女鬼……居然还有这么奇葩的死法？这得蠢成什么样子？ Du Xiangxiang turns head to look to the deep officer: „Excuse me, how long Auntie Sun must close in this being driven to death after suffering an injustice city.” 杜香香扭头看向冥官:“请问,孙阿姨要在这枉死城里关多久。” The deep officer checked: „40 years, she originally also more than 40 years of lifespans, must therefore wait till for 40 years later can emit, enters the samsara......” 冥官查了查:“还有四十年,她原本还有四十多年的阳寿,所以要等到四十年后才能放出,进入轮回……” Aunt Sun cries: „Is meaning I can live over 70 years old?” 孙姑姑大哭:“意思是我本来可以活到七十多岁吗？” Sun Yan sighs...... I to understand now finally what will be does not do not dead! 孙炎叹气……我现在终于明白什么叫不作死就不会死！ ...... ……
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