MGIAFM :: Volume #3

#267: Female several flowers

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„Nonsense, naturally is you! However you do not need really to sexually harass, so long as uses ‚beautiful pig to be invincible’ for it, it will like you, that only old ox sees the cow to like you, will get angry at the scene. Un, such a thinks, you choose ‚pig’ this skill tree, very has the advantage, ok, were not many said that we walked quickly!” “废话,当然是你！不过你也不用真的调戏,只要对它使用‘美猪无敌’,它就会喜欢你,那只老牛看到母牛喜欢你,当场就会发怒。嗯,这么一想,你选择‘猪’这一条技能树,还是挺有优势的,好了,不多说了,我们快走！” „Help!!!” “救命啊！！！” In protest invalid, they mounted the nyu chuang mountain, found old ox, saw the cow that old ox unrequited loves, then had some unhealthy matter, how as for a non- health law, to allow the author to abbreviate here, everyone imagines well. 在抗议无效中,他们登上了女床山,找到了老牛,见到了老牛暗恋的母牛,然后又发生了一些不健康的事情,至于怎么个不健康法,请允许作者在这里省略,大家自己想象就好。 In brief, in sexually harassed the cow repeatedly, after massacring old ox, they rose 80 levels finally, but old ox also such as the person with a pockmarked face expected, succeeded blew out „the types of female several flower”. 总之,在一遍又一遍的调戏了母牛,杀掉了老牛后,他们终于升到了八十级,而老牛也如麻子所料,成功的爆出了“女几花之种”。 Obtained „the types of female several flower”, the person with a pockmarked face looks toward another side, a youngster is lying in the vomit that the riverside non-stop. 得到了“女几花之种”,麻子往另一边看去,一个少年正趴在河边不停的呕吐。 This also is really...... pitiful. 这还真的是……悲惨啊。 Spat some little time, the youngster returns to side the person with a pockmarked face listlessly. 吐了好一会,少年才无精打采的回到麻子身边。 The people with a pockmarked face said: „Now must the types of female several flower ’ train the female several flowers this ‚, we walk.” 麻子道:“现在要把这‘女几花之种’培养成女几花,我们走吧。” Youngster weak „”, with person with a pockmarked face behind. On the way, he thinks to ask: „Words said, you planned looks for one to favor to receive in this game?” 少年无力的“哦”了一声,跟着麻子身后。途中,他想了想问:“话说,你原本就打算在这个游戏里找一只宠受吗？” The people with a pockmarked face are curling upwards mouth, arrogant say/way: „No! Pet that wants to be this miss? In the world also no one has that qualifications, snort/hum, if not look in the situation urgent situation, you think that you did make my favoring to receive easily?” 麻子翘着嘴儿,高傲的道:“没！想做本姑娘的宠物？天底下还没人有那资格,哼,如果不是看在事态紧急的情况下,你以为你这么容易就做得了我的宠受么？” That also was really thank you! 那还真是谢谢你了哟！ Say/Way that the youngster have doubts: „But, you designed such plot bug, without the pet, who helps you tease that cow?” This girl looks like is really one of the game plot designers, is familiar with the plot duty of this entire game, moreover designed such bug quietly, after her fast promotion in this game. 少年疑惑的道:“但是,你设计了这样的一个剧情bug,如果没有宠物的话,谁来帮你挑逗那只母牛？”这丫头看来真的是这个游戏的剧情设计人员之一,对这整个游戏的剧情任务了如指掌,而且还悄悄设计了这样子的bug,供她以后在这个游戏里快速升级。 However in this bug, if no one helps her „sexually harass cow”. old ox will not get angry, old ox does not get angry, she does not have the means active offense it, since as she of beauty, is unable „to sexually harass cow”, that theoretically, she must have one to favor to receive...... 不过在这个bug里,如果没有人帮她“调戏母牛”的话。老牛就不会发怒,老牛不发怒,她就没有办法主动攻击它,既然身为美眉的她,无法“调戏母牛”,那理论上,她就必须要有一只宠受…… The people with a pockmarked face said: „Actually without is so troublesome, on the skill tree of female player, a skill can control other animals temporarily, if you not. So long as I use that skill, looked for a Duke animal to sexually harass it in the game to be good casually.” 麻子道:“其实没那么麻烦啦,女玩家的技能树上,有一种技能是可以临时控制其它动物的,如果你不在的话。我只要使用那种技能,在游戏里随便找一只公的动物去调戏它就好了啦。” The youngster there, visit her stiffly, whole person delay. 少年僵在那里,看着她,整个人都呆滞了。 Unexpectedly...... can also like this? What have you made me display the beautiful pig idea to make? 居然……还能这样？那你一直让我施展美猪计是在做什么？ The people with a pockmarked face turn head look like, the appearance that seeing his whole person is not good, hurries saying: „Do not be angry, should not be angry, you must understand, such, although can also succeed. But is far inferior your ‚beautiful pig to be invincible’ convenience to be effective, your beautiful pig idea saved lots of precious time for us, therefore, your sacrifice did not have the significance. Moreover sacrificed an appearance. Not few meat, is right? You said is right?” 麻子扭头看来,见他整个人都不好了的样子,赶紧说道:“别生气,别生气,你得明白,那样子虽然也能成功。但远不及你的‘美猪无敌’方便有效,你的美猪计为我们节约了大量宝贵的时间,所以,你的牺牲并不是完全没有意义的。而且不过就是牺牲一点色相。又不会少块肉,对不对？你说对不对？” Sun Yan has wish to punch her impulsion ruthlessly. 孙炎有一种想要狠狠揍她的冲动。 Oh, ok, the proper business is important. In any case this time event, if can pass safely, leaving played who not to know that the opposite party is. It is estimated that will not say goodbye, these unhealthy matter that had a moment ago does not have others to see in any case, if the matter could not be solved, everyone died here, naturally did not matter, if can solve, everyone forgot in the rivers and lakes henceforth. 唉,算了,正事要紧。反正这一次的事件,若是能平安度过,出了游戏谁也不知道对方是谁。估计也不会再见了,刚才发生的那些不健康的事反正也没其他人看到,如果事情解决不了,大家都死在这里,自然也就无所谓了,要是能够解决,大家从此相忘于江湖。 On the other hand, perhaps she also thinks that regarding was kissed that place by the man, kisses to man that place her incautiously, perhaps was also wishes one could quickly to end this matter, when it has not happened. 话又说回来,她恐怕也是这么想的,对于被男人亲到那种地方,又一不小心吻到男人那种地方的她,恐怕也是恨不得尽快把这件事结束掉去,当它从来没有发生过。 He asked: „Where now do we go to?” 他问:“现在我们去哪里？” The people with a pockmarked face said: „Black bamboo Xijiang River moon/month!” 麻子道:“紫竹西江月！” Also can return to the black bamboo Xijiang River moon/month? 又要回到紫竹西江月去了？ They rush to the black bamboo Xijiang River moon/month, there, reflects Yuetan, will see only the person with a pockmarked face „the types of female several flower” to throw into the deep pool, will fall back on a responsibility, both hands will hold in the chest front, will raise head to look at the sky. 他们一路赶到紫竹西江月,在那里,有一处映月潭,只见麻子将“女几花之种”扔进潭中,退到一朵荷上,双手捧在胸前,仰头看着天空。 What is she making?? What is pure is only the show teases? 她在做什么？施法？还是单纯的只是秀逗？ However Sun Yan made a mistake, person with a pockmarked face not , is also not the head show teases. 但是孙炎弄错了,麻子既不是在施法,也不是脑袋秀逗。 She is singing! She looks up the sky, letting loose singing voice slowly: „Resembles the flowered non- flower no one to pity, brutally has to think is the supple intestines. The trapped/sleepy luxurious tender eye, wants also to shut, the dream ten thousand li (0.5 km), seek the court attendant is also shouted with the wind by the hawk. This flower flies completely, the virgin blood is difficult completely, understands the rain, a Ping breaks to pieces. Three points of spring scenery, two points of dust, one point of running water, the snow and ice melt completely spring the kid to get up......” 她只是在唱歌！她抬头看着天空,慢慢的放开歌喉:“似花非花兮无人惜,无情有思兮系柔肠。困酣娇眼,欲开还闭,梦随风万里,寻郎又被莺呼起。此花飞尽兮,落红难尽,晓来雨过兮,一池萍碎。三分春色,二分尘土,一分流水,冰雪融尽春娃起……” Sun Yan visits her in the distant place dull. He is unable to describe that her singing sound, that is empty mountain spirit rain the sound of sounds of nature, obviously is tangled up composed word, with her sonorous singing, actually resembles the idle flaw the cloud long has fluttered, listens in the ear, as if has a grains of thin bead to knock off rhythmically on the jade plate, is incomparably comfortable delightful. 孙炎在远处呆呆地看着她。他无法形容她的歌声,那是一种空山灵雨的天籁之音,明明是缠绵婉约的词儿,随着她的清唱,却似闲瑕的云彩悠悠的飘过,听在耳中,仿佛有粒粒细珠有节奏地敲落在玉盘上,是无比舒适的悦耳。 The fragrant singing sound, is very of pleasant to hear, but her voice compares fragrant Fairy Maiden also to be better unexpectedly, even if said that „this only should Heaven have”, only feared that is not overrated tiny bit. 香香的歌声,已经是很好听了,而她的嗓音竟比香香仙子还要更好,纵然说一句“此曲只应天上有”,只怕也一丝一毫都不为过。 With her song, the types of female several flower, take root in the deep pool slowly, germinate, careful branch slowly drills from the water, the extension, after the winter snow melts, changes to the spring, permeated its each cell, making it grow fast. Before long, it has then had to spend, that is one fair and healthy-looking, bowl big six petal flowers. 随着她的歌儿,女几花之种,在潭中慢慢地生根,发芽,细细的枝条慢慢的从水中钻出,伸展,就像冬雪融后,化作春天,渗入了它的每一个细胞,让它快速地生长。不一会儿,它便已结出花来,那是一朵白里透红的、碗大的六瓣花儿。 The people with a pockmarked face restrain the singing sound, making six petal flowers stay in Fang magnificence Zhanfang, soon that flash of result, that will be it most beautiful time. Turns head to look, sees the youngster in the distant place, visits her unbelievable, therefore turns upwards mouth, happily snort/hum. 麻子收敛歌声,让六瓣花停留在芳华绽放、即将结果的那一瞬间,那是它最美的时刻。扭头看去,见少年在远处,难以置信地看着她,于是翘起嘴儿,得意地哼了一声。 Although does not want, Sun Yan actually also has to acknowledge, she truly sang of pleasant to hear, her really has her proud qualification very much. Sound of the sounds of nature so, almost makes people unable to imagine, it stems from the sounds of people unexpectedly, can compare with her song only, perhaps only then dragon Er dance. 虽然不怎么愿意,孙炎却也不得不承认,她确实唱得很好听,或者说,她确实是有她骄傲的本钱。这般的天籁之音,几乎让人无法想象,它竟是出自人声,唯一能够跟她的歌相比的,恐怕只有龙儿的舞了。 The people with a pockmarked face go forward to take off six petals to be colored, has fluttered from Sun Yan, said: „Walks.” 麻子上前摘下六瓣花,从孙炎身边飘过,道:“走吧。” Sun Yan pursued, cannot bear ask: „Who person with a pockmarked face...... are you?” 孙炎追了上去,忍不住问道:“麻子……你到底是谁？” The people with a pockmarked face are supporting the milk-white bosom: „What matter closes your?” 麻子挺着酥胸:“关你什么事？” Sun Yan raised the head: „Said before...... me , has probably heard your voice......” 孙炎抬起头来:“说起来……我以前好像听过你的声音……” Person with a pockmarked face cold snort/hum: „You made a mistake, I never sang listen.” 麻子冷哼一声:“你弄错了,我从来不唱歌给人听。” Yes? Oh, ok, now is not manages time, in brief, the female several flowers have succeeded in obtaining, everything is ready, only owes the east wind. 是么？唉,算了,现在不是管这个的时候,总之,女几花已经到手了,万事俱备,只欠东风。 They first rush to the nyu chuang mountain, trades the duty with female several flowered whereabouts old ox, because is the game, therefore old ox had forgotten front this sexually harassed it „in dream sentiment cow” not to know many time youngster, very happy gave them the duty. They „angel complete with” the first several links of related duty this, then „comet follows” through the immortal technique card, locks Xiaoman and the others the positions, flew...... 他们先赶到女床山,用女几花去向老牛换任务,因为是游戏,所以老牛已经忘掉了面前这个调戏了它的“梦中情牛”不知多少次的少年,很高兴的把任务给了他们。他们将这个“天仙配”相关任务的前几个环节完成,然后便通过仙术卡“彗星追尾”,锁定小曼等人的位置,飞了过去…… ......( To be continued..) ……(未完待续。。)
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