MGIAFM :: Volume #2

#115: Really has the fool to buy

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„How do you rush to here?” Sun Yan looks that the star Yi lesser monk asked. “那你怎么又跑到这里来？”孙炎看着星奕小和尚问。 „Matter that this does not have the means that” the star Yi lesser monk said, „they teach the monk, is supernatural power that only then can execute with the really Yang body, virgin's body one broken, the monk will the supernatural power completely lose...... you to say these people immediately virulently? Therefore the monk decided, in any event must find one, even if not the virgin still to prove to result in Arhat's say/way......” “这也是没办法的事,”星奕小和尚说道,“他们教给小僧的,都是只有用真阳之体才能施出的法力,处男之身一破,小僧马上就会法力尽失……你说这些人到底有多恶毒啊？所以小僧决定,无论如何都要找到一条就算不做处男也可以证得阿罗汉的道……” Finally you want to break. The place thinks, when sits the deer arhat, others said that the fish and bear's paws cannot have both you know? Not only wants to bring her home and wants to build the fruits of virtue, is really is beautiful you to froth over, but on the other hand, the virgin who if must make ten lifetime can practice successfully the fruits of virtue...... that might as well dead considering as finished. 结果你就是既想破.处又想当坐鹿罗汉,人家说鱼和熊掌不可兼得你知道吗？既想抱得美人归又想修成正果,真是美得你冒泡,不过话又说回来,如果非得做十辈子的处男才能修成正果……那还不如死了算了。 star Yi lesser monk said: „Brother Sun, you can understand my, is right? Looked that the Goddess of Mercy elder sister did take a bath? Brother Sun the chest of your Empress has even traced, you should understand monk is right? In any case they not few meat!” 星奕小和尚道:“孙大哥,你能够理解我的,对不对？看观音姐姐洗澡怎么了？孙大哥你可是连帝姬的胸都摸过的,你应该明白小僧的对不对？反正她们又不会少块肉！” The wizards understood that you...... my is accidentally accidental. 鬼才理解你……我那只是意外啊意外。 Hou Fei, luck Xiaoman simultaneously look like to him. 侯斐、吉小曼同时向他看来。 „Does not need to look at me like this,” Sun Yan said, „I do not trace the breast big god...... I with that fellow same surname of the same name!” “不用这样看我,”孙炎说道,“我不是摸乳大神……我只是跟那家伙同名同姓！” star Yi lesser monk disappointed said/tunnel: „Originally is only the same surname of the same name? When I hear Brother Sun your name, but also thinks that you are he!” Both hands together, a face admires raised the head: „Monk is only the peeping Goddess of Mercy elder sister takes a bath, thinks oneself were very bold, never expected that he dares to touch the breast of golden flower Empress unexpectedly, is really the idol of our generation, the monk too worshipped him.” 星奕小和尚失望地道:“原来只是同名同姓？我听到孙大哥你的名字时,还以为你就是他！”双手合什,一脸佩服地抬起头来:“小僧只是偷看观音姐姐洗澡,就以为自己很大胆了,没想到他竟然连金华帝姬的乳都敢摸,真是我辈的偶像啊,小僧实在太崇拜他了。” Who was your idol? He finds others to worship to me! 谁是你的偶像了？他给我找其他人崇拜去！ Ji Xiaoman said: „That touches the breast big god to be chopped the meat sauce, to fire the hard coke by Yaoyao Empress, was the soul infiltrated the lowest hell then to undergo three to spread five to be frightened out of one's wits painstakingly?” 吉小曼说道:“那个摸乳大神应该已经被瑶瑶帝姬剁成肉酱、烧成焦炭,魂魄被打入十八重地狱然后经受三涂五苦魂飞魄散了吧？” Hou Fei and star Yi lesser monk makes an effort to nod. 侯斐和星奕小和尚使劲点头。 Had not been chopped the meat sauce to fire the hard coke then to infiltrate the lowest hell to undergo three to spread five to be frightened out of one's wits painstakingly, I also was really unfair to you...... 没有被剁成肉酱烧成焦炭然后打入十八重地狱经受三涂五苦魂飞魄散,我还真是对不起你们了…… *** *** The Kaitai city was located in the corner in snow crane territory, although is the livelihood alternate dusk season, on street actually as before lively, the magical powers person from each thousand world or sold treasure to hawk everywhere- 开泰城位于雪鹤域的一隅,虽然已是日月交替的黄昏时节,街上却依旧热闹,来自各个中千世界的神通人士又或是卖宝者到处叫卖- „Ru Yi Bang, the Ru Yi Bang of great sage equal to heaven Havoc in Heaven, 17 silver spirit stones, who wants? Who wants?” “如意金箍棒,齐天大圣大闹天宫的如意金箍棒,十七颗银灵石一根,谁要？谁要？” Originally is the Ru Yi Bang this type by the common goods that the root sells? 原来如意金箍棒是这种论根卖的大路货啊？ „«Falls Dragon 18 Palm»! «Falls Dragon 18 Palm» sells cheaply, a palm can kill the a dragon, the home travel and murder necessary great strength gives up study «Falls Dragon 18 Palm», who wants? Who wants?” “《降龙十八掌》！《降龙十八掌》便宜卖啰,一掌就可以打死一条龙,居家旅行、杀人必备的强大绝学《降龙十八掌》,谁要？谁要？” Originally falls the dragon 18 palms really to kill the dragons, Qiao peak and aren't Guo Jing very fierce? 原来降龙十八掌真的可以打死龙啊,那乔峰和郭靖不是很厉害？ „Touches the breast big god touches breast masterstroke/divine skill- ‚18 touch at risk of life’, has to touch must, there are to touch spatially, does not trace crisply, dying is also crisp! Fiery comes out gives up study powerful «At risk of life 18 Touching», the peerless god who even Empress cannot avoid touches, the small advantage sells, the small advantage sells......” “摸乳大神的摸乳神技-‘拼死十八摸’,有摸必中,有摸不空,一摸到爽,死也要爽！火热出炉的强大绝学《拼死十八摸》,连帝姬都躲不开的绝世神摸,便宜卖啰,便宜卖啰……” Sun Yan: „......” 孙炎:“……” Walks on the road, he looks at Hou Fei and Ji Xiaoman, shakes the head: „Will this type of thing really have the fool to buy?” 走在路上,他看着侯斐和吉小曼,摇了摇头:“这种东西真的会有傻瓜买吗？” Here is still speaking, another side, star Yi lesser monk exciting running in the past: „Really has to touch must, touches crisply? I want, I want......” 这边还在说话,另一边,星奕小和尚兴奋的跑过去:“真的有摸必中,一摸就爽吗？我要,我要……” Sun Yan: „......” Really has the fool to buy! 孙炎:“……”真的有傻瓜买！ Ji Xiaoman covers the mouth to say with a smile: „Heavenly Court , is not only managing the main world, is also managing in more than 100 thousand world, in mountain culmination Chongsheng Gong can go nonstop to each thousand world, magical powers in many thousand world will also rush to here, buys magical treasure that in some that world cannot buy or material, gradually, in the world of beings with form, formed magical powers in some each world to gather together carried out the transaction the county fair, from the beginning Heavenly Court to these county fair manages strictly, the time was very long, from was the mixing of good and bad people, what had, Heavenly Court also on not how manages. These knockoff goods deceive the person of Heaven naturally unable to deceive, but in others in thousand world, but is not everyone has that experience!” 吉小曼掩嘴笑道:“天庭并不只是管理着主世界,同时也管理着一百多个中千世界,中岳中天崇圣宫里可以直通各个中千世界,许多中千世界的神通者也会跑到这里来,买些自己那个世界里买不到的法宝又或材料,久而久之,在色界里,也就形成了一些各个世界的神通者聚在一起进行交易的市集,一开始天庭对这些市集管得很严,不过时间长了,自是龙蛇混杂,什么都有,天庭也就不怎么管了。这些山寨货骗天界的人当然骗不住,但其它中千世界里的人,可也不是人人都有那见识！” Hou Feidao: „Snort!” 侯斐道:“哼！” Sun Yan said: „Hou brother how?” 孙炎道:“侯兄怎么了？” Hou Fei: „......!” 侯斐:“……哼！” Sun Yan: „......” It is estimated that had also been deceived. 孙炎:“……”估计也是被骗过。 Then, in their these four people of groups, he came from Mortal World, Hou Fei came from the demon territory tertiary day, the lesser monk raises the world from Abelow, only then Ji Xiaoman, truly is the person of Heaven, although she grows since childhood in the world of desire-driven beings six days is. 说起来,他们这四人组里,他是从人间界来的,侯斐是从魔域三重天来的,小和尚是从阿比罗提世界来的,也就只有吉小曼,真正算是天界的人,虽然她从小生长在欲界六天就是。 star Yi lesser monk is holding that «18 Touching» ran, Sun Yan asked the price, shook the head, you said that you did spend so much money to buy counterfeit goods to do? You give me me to teach you money! 星奕小和尚抱着那本《十八摸》跑了回来,孙炎一问价格,不由摇头,你说你花这么多钱去买一本假货干嘛？你把钱送给我我教你啊！ star Yi lesser monk is turning «18 Touching» excitedly, looks, looked at one toward luck Xiaoman's chest. 星奕小和尚兴奋地翻着《十八摸》,看着看着,又往吉小曼的胸口瞄了一眼。 „Bang”! A show leg flies suddenly, tramples ruthlessly on him, a lesser monk pitiful yell, rolled the bottle gourd to roll from the steps. “嘭”！一只秀腿突然飞起,狠狠踹在他身上,小和尚一声惨叫,滚地葫芦般从阶梯滚了下去。 Sun Yan and Hou Fei look to luck Xiaoman, Ji Xiaoman receives the show leg: „Why that...... does not know, suddenly wants to trample him......” 孙炎和侯斐看向吉小曼,吉小曼收起秀腿:“那个……不知道为什么,突然就很想踹他……” The weather are black gradually, the county fairs disperse gradually, four people continue to proceed. 天色渐黑,市集渐散,四人继续往前走。 In the volume star Yi of long package walks in another side, to Ji Xiaoman distant...... this elder sister is seemingly gentle, trampling the person comes also to really be ruthless. 额上长包的星奕走在另一边,离吉小曼远远的……这位姐姐看起来文文静静,踹起人来还真是狠。 What people Sun Yan tears...... is my teammate? You said that I am so unlucky? 孙炎泪目……我的队友都是些什么人啊？你说我怎么就这么倒霉？ Hou Fei enters the infinite group to have the good days, the star sentences the building is the main base of infinite group, but the Kaitai city sentenced a building recent immortal city to star, he to here naturally is also quite familiar, brings Sun Yan and other people across a lane, goes that region that had the house to hire. 侯斐进入无限小组已经有好一段日子,星判大楼是无限小组的主基地,而开泰城又是离星判大楼最近的一座仙城,他对这里自然也已是颇为熟悉,带着孙炎等三人穿过一条巷子,前往有住宅出租的那片区域。 Although the Golden Crow has started to fall, but in the city is not dim, in sky stars, these star light even is unable to be covered by the ray of Golden Crow in the daytime, at this moment flicks, is radiant. 虽然金乌已经开始落下,但城市里并不如何昏暗,天空中繁星点点,这些星光即便在白天也无法被金乌的光芒掩去,此刻一闪一闪,更是璀璨。 Sun Yan looks to luck Xiaoman: „Don't you plan to go home?” After joining the infinite group, except for making duty, other time also are quite actually free, so long as bring buddhist relics along, can enter the mustard seed space momentarily, actually had no necessity to in the Kaitai city. 孙炎看向吉小曼:“你不打算回家住？”加入无限小组后,除了做任务,其它时间其实也颇为自由,而且只要带着随身的舍利子,随时都可以进入芥子空间,其实没什么必要非得住在开泰城里。 Ji Xiaoman actually lowers the head: „Un...... I have not wanted to go back now!” 吉小曼却是低着头:“嗯……我现在还不想回去！” Like this...... 这样啊…… Sun Yan shrugs, has not said anything. 孙炎耸了耸肩,没有多说什么。 star Yi hee smiles all of a sudden: „Or, Elder Sister Xiaoman......” 星奕一下子又嘻嘻笑:“要不,小曼姐姐……” Ji Xiaoman said: „Does not want!” 吉小曼道:“不要！” star Yi tears: „Monk has not said!” 星奕泪目:“小僧还没说完！” „No matter you must live there,” Ji Xiaoman said, „in brief, is distant to me!” “不管你要住在那里,”吉小曼道,“总之,离我远远的！” With this small color. The wolf lives too nearly, goes to bathroom continually wants against him to peep . Moreover the clairvoyant seems like very difficult to defend. 跟这小色.狼住得太近,连上厕所都要防他偷窥,而且天眼通好像是很难防住的。 ...... ……
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