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[ You compelled me to grow up!] [‘你们逼我’长大了!] As compels me the old powder of teacher, I, «Spore Evolution», «Profound» play «To cultivate true virtue Aristocratic family» from «My Microcosm». 身为‘逼我’老师的老粉,我从《我的小世界》、《孢子进化》、《玄者》一路玩到《修真世家》。 Jokes aside, I look compels me teacher to grow step by step. 说真的,我是看着‘逼我’老师一步一步成长过来的。 And was loafed the law by breaking of teacher, suffers suffers extreme distress. 其中更是被老师的断游手法,折磨得死去活来。 Originally «Cultivates true virtue Aristocratic family» me prepares the on the shelf to play again. 本来《修真世家》我是准备上架再玩的。 What a pity, human is always the lifeform, I have not borne the seduction open finally «Cultivated true virtue Aristocratic family» trying play the version, played. 可惜,人类从来都是作死的生物,我最终还是没有忍住诱惑打开了《修真世家》的试玩版,游玩了起来。 The plot, the setting of game was very good, making me experience, when the pleasure of guardian with feeling sad. 剧情,游戏的设定都很棒,让我体验到了当家长的乐趣与心酸。 Before, I have also thought that the parents were too wordy, but after playing this game, I can understand them suddenly. 之前,我还一直觉得老爸老妈太啰嗦,但在玩完这款游戏后,我突然就能够理解她们了。 This is the parents regarding one performance that the child likes. 这是父母对于孩子爱的一种表现。 I thanked the teacher to make this game here seriously, making me play. 我在这里郑重的感谢老师能够做出这种游戏,让我玩到。 Right. 哦,对了。 Was saying to be saying, almost matter of primary importance forgetting. 说着说着,差点把最重要的事情给忘了。 This important matter is compels me teacher this time not to have the card roaming unexpectedly! 这件重要的事情就是‘逼我’老师这次居然没有卡游! What did this indicate? 这说明什么? Explained that the teacher has had is paying attention to our feedbacks, and also made the correction. 说明老师一直有在关注我们的反馈,并且还作出了改正。 Designer who does not think certain games. 不想某些游戏的设计师。 In the surface the reply has fed back, immediately changes, however 2-3 years, the game has wanted coolly, this remembers to change, result evening! 表面上回复已经得到反馈,马上就改,然而过个2-3年,游戏都要凉了,这才想起要改,结果晚了! Finally is saying one. 最后在说一句。 You compel me to be flamboyant! 你们逼我牛逼! --- --- The desolate continuous rain seeks the snow: Real false? Doesn't this teacher have the card on the shelf plot unexpectedly? Wasn't the feeling dream, the teacher will a little take the blade threat by the fans? 寞霖寻雪:真的假的?这次老师居然没有卡上架剧情?感觉有点梦幻啊,不会是老师被粉丝拿刀威胁了吧? Dream tenth: I smelled the aura of plot, suspected seriously poster this compels to want our these and so on parties to deceive the roaming to kill accidentally intending to play a joke. 一梦十世:我嗅到了阴谋的气息,严重怀疑楼主这逼是想把我们这些等等党骗进游戏杀。 The jurisdiction is insufficient: «Cultivated true virtue Aristocratic family» really does not have the card plot, the teacher indeed to change for us[ was moved] .jpg 权限不足:《修真世家》真的没卡剧情,老师的确是为我们做出了改变[感动].jpg To not be changing name as shenma occasionally extravagantly: Indeed, I also felt that «Cultivates true virtue the thought that Aristocratic family» this plays inside contains this to compel me teacher, I guess that he plays the game, wants with the way of game, to alert the world. 为神马偶不阔以改名字:的确,我也感觉《修真世家》这游戏里面蕴含这‘逼我’老师的思想,我猜他之所以做游戏,是想用游戏的方式,警醒世人。 I most love your dot in the dream:? Why I felt different from the game that you play? Isn't this sand sculpture plays? Is the way that I play is not right? 我在梦里最爱你丶:?为什么我感觉和你们玩的游戏不一样?这难道不是一款沙雕游戏吗?难道是我玩的方式不对? DDFFAAZ: I most like your dot that only being able to explain in the dream you look was too one-sided, actually compels me each game of teacher to be worth people thinking deeply. DDFFAAZ:我在梦里最爱你丶那只能说明你看的太片面了,其实‘逼我’老师的每一款游戏都值得人们深思。 Peon 2 nd: Which profound meanings do the DDFFAAZ big shot have? Can private chat tells me one? 无名小卒二号:DDFFAAZ大佬都有哪些深意啊?能私聊告诉我一下吗? ... ... --- --- [ The starry sky vagabonds will seek «Cultivate true virtue the Aristocratic family» designer conduct one-to-one interview!] [星空游民将寻找《修真世家》的设计师进行一对一专访!] Hello, I am small of starry sky vagabonds arrange, when «Profound» I have noticed you to compel me teacher. 大家好,我是星空游民的小编阿德,在《玄者》的时候我就已经注意到‘你们逼我’老师了。 To look for the roaming with to compel me teacher to make one issue about " Profound » interview column, chats him consciousness the shielding technology to apply the process of game. 原本是想找起游与‘逼我’老师做一期关于《玄者》的专访栏目,聊聊他将意识屏蔽技术应用到游戏的过程。 Finally Adouane ten thousand has not thought, the starry sky vagabonds has not gone to look for the roaming to discuss the matter of interview, compelled me teacher to issue the new game. 结果阿德万万没有想到,星空游民这边还没去找起游谈专访的事情,‘逼我’老师就又发布新游戏了。 Moreover the quality of this game is also extraordinary high, and I also find through various rumors of commentary area, there are many issue families, because «Cultivated true virtue Aristocratic family» had the good change. 而且这次游戏的质量也是出奇的高,并且我通过评论区的各种流言还了解到,有许多的问题家庭因为《修真世家》有了好的改变。 But me is also relating the diplomatic service of roaming diligently, it is estimated that next week can let everyone sees is living the teacher. 而阿德我这边也正在努力联系起游的外交部门,估计下周就能让大家见到‘活着’的老师。 --- --- WLID: Starry sky vagabonds! Lying trough! This is the entire summer Huaxing territory biggest virtual game evaluation platform, compelled me teacher wave of ox Dafa. WLID:星空游民!卧槽!这可是全夏华星域最大的虚拟游戏评测平台,‘逼我’老师这波牛大发了。 Small corn: Anticipation! Probably knows how the teachers find out these games. 小苞谷:期待!好像知道老师都是怎么想出这些游戏的。 Senseless: I want to send the bit, but «Cultivates true virtue Aristocratic family» corrects promptly, waits to interview the teacher time remembers that asked the address, I called a senior technician to the teacher, making her help the teacher massage the massage well, the renewal game of such high-frequency was very certainly laborious. 無趣:我原本是想寄刀片的,但《修真世家》改正及时,等采访老师的时候记得问一下地址,我给老师叫个高级技师,让她好好帮老师按摩按摩,这么高频率的更新游戏一定很辛苦。 On this street prettiest young: Does the teacher meet the women's wear when the time comes? Certain meeting right[ anticipation] .jpg 这条街上最靓的仔:老师到时候会女装吗?一定会的对吧[期待].jpg ... ... ---- ---- „...” “...” flourishing gap/between curled upwards the corners of the mouth to comment to look. 殷间是翘着嘴角将评论看完的。 The players were really lovable, naturally in this must except want him to put on the anomaly of women's wear extremely individually. 玩家们实在是太可爱了,当然这里面要除开极个别想要他穿女装的变态。 Does his seven chi (0.33 m) son put on girl's clothes that to make sense? 他一个七尺男儿穿女孩子的衣服那像话吗? Obviously does not make sense. 显然不像话。 Therefore among flourishing banned to say these to be put on the player of small skirt decisively by oneself, the time was one day, hopes that can make them engage in introspection well. 所以殷间果断禁言了这几个想让自己穿小裙子的玩家,时间为一天,希望能让他们好好反省反省。 Completes these, flourishing Jianjiang «Immortal Cultivation Aristocratic family» game backstage closure. 将这些做完,殷间将《修仙世家》的游戏后台关闭。 Then wants to continue in the roaming platform to look for the inspiration. 便想继续去起游平台上寻找灵感。 However, when he wants the game assistant backstage closure, is actually sees in the news notice box of backstage, has not read the news. 不过,就在他想要将游戏助手后台关闭的时候,却是看到后台的消息通知箱中,有一条未读消息。 When does this issue me?” “这是什么时候发给我的?” flourishing gap/between saw this news, the brow selects, then selected into the examination, who wants to have a look is looks for itself. 殷间看到这条消息,眉头一挑,而后点入查看,想看看是谁找自己。 azure bamboo?” “青竹?” Saw that is news that the azure bamboo sends, flourishing gap/between the expression was dignified. 见到是青竹发来的消息,殷间的表情凝重起来。 Cautious opens the news point. 小心翼翼的将消息点开。 He feared what the opposite party sends is «Cultivates true virtue Aristocratic family» recommends to be promoted the news of failure. 他怕对方发来的是《修真世家》推荐晋级失败的消息。 However, obviously he thinks somewhat many. 不过,显然他想的有些多。 The news that the azure bamboo sends is not he plays to recommend to be promoted the notice of failure, rather . 青竹发来的消息并不是他游戏推荐晋级失败的通知,而是.. azure bamboo: The starry sky vagabonds want to give you to make an issue of interview, the price 100,000, spoke several words casually, answered several issues. 青竹:星空游民想要给你做一期专访,价格十万,就随便说几句话,回答几个问题。 azure bamboo: The current capacity of starry sky vagabonds is very big , helping help you promote the game. 青竹:星空游民的流量挺大的,有助于帮你推广游戏。 Unexpectedly really some people want to interview me.” “居然是真的有人想采访我。” On flourishing gap/between the face revealed the color of accident/surprise, he also thinks that commentary was the player makes to want spoof, finally has not actually thought unexpectedly real. 殷间脸上露出意外之色,他原本还以为那条评论是玩家弄出来想要恶搞一下,结果却是没想到居然是真的。 flourishing gap/between felt the chin ponder moment, then inquired to the azure bamboo: 殷间摸着下巴思考片刻,便向青竹询问道: You compel me: Can not beam with joy? Only gives the sound. 你们逼我:能不露脸吗?或者只给声音。 He wanted to reject directly, but thinks, oneself that 500 billion big target also swings indefinite, now is short of money, can be many some propagandas to be naturally good. 原本他是想要直接拒绝的,不过只是想了想,自己那五千亿的大目标还摇摇无期,现在正是缺钱的时候,能够多些宣传自然是好的。 Naturally if must beam with joy, he must certainly reject, he did not have exactly enough, does not want such early society dead. 当然如果要露脸的话,那他肯定是要拒绝的,他还没有活够,不想这么早社死。 The efficiency of azure bamboo is quick, he just sent out the message, in one second, to giving flourishing gap/between replied. 青竹的效率很快,他刚发出消息,没过一秒钟,对给了殷间回复。 azure bamboo: Without the issue, I help you communicate. 青竹:没问题,我帮你沟通。 You compel me: The azure bamboo is flamboyant! 你们逼我:青竹牛逼! azure bamboo: A matter, had the roaming this year's annual meeting starting from March 15, you have the qualifications of participation, if wanted to participate in me to help you apply. 青竹:还有一件事,起游今年的年会是在三月15号开始,你已经具备参加的资格,如果想要参加的话我可以帮你申请。 Annual meeting?” “年会?” Sees the reply of azure bamboo, flourishing gap/between the brow wrinkled, somewhat thinks that does not understand why the annual meeting of roaming asked the designer to go. 看到青竹的回复,殷间眉头皱起,有些想不明白起游的年会叫设计师去干吗。 You compel me: Why has the annual meeting of roaming concretely is? 你们逼我:起游的年会具体是干吗的? azure bamboo: Listens to the eldest child to boast, eats meal together, the big god level and platinum designer is mutually flamboyant. 青竹:听老大吹牛,一起吃饭,大神级与白金设计师互牛逼。 You compel me:... 你们逼我:... You compel me: I. 你们逼我:那我还是不去了。 Sees the azure bamboo regarding the description of annual meeting, flourishing Jianzhi thought that this year meets should not be too bored. 看到青竹对于年会的描述,殷间只觉得这年会不要太无聊。 azure bamboo: Words that does not go,[ link] this can conduct online to watch. 青竹:不去的话,[链接]点这个可以进行线上观看。 You compel me: The azure bamboo is flamboyant! 你们逼我:青竹牛逼! Talked with the azure bamboo, flourishing gap/between thinks, issued own link the azure bamboo, sent to chat in the group, there is a good thing to share with everyone. 与青竹对话完毕,殷间想了想,将青竹发给自己的链接,发到了聊起群里,有好东西得和大家分享分享。 You compel me:[ Link] 你们逼我:[链接] Fruit fruit: Is which type that I think? 蛋蛋呀蛋蛋:是我想的哪一种吗? You compel me: The fruit is flamboyant! 你们逼我:蛋蛋牛逼! The sword has sovereign: Has the annual meeting invitation of roaming! The vegetable/dish dog great belt/bring belt/bring sword gets up. 剑起宗宗主:起游的年会邀请!菜狗巨带带剑起。 Green hat love affair sub-lessor: Has the roaming annual meeting? Is that annual meeting that big god level and platinum designer can attend? 绿帽风月包租公:起游年会?是那个只有大神级与白金设计师才能参加的那个年会吗? The sword has sovereign: Right, is that. 剑起宗宗主:对,就是那个。 God phoenix: The dog is great, when the time opens the live broadcast to us, finally the short distance looks at these platinum designers, these may be the characters in legend. 神凰:狗巨等到时候给我们开现场直播啊,最后近距离看一下那些白金设计师,这些可都是传说中的人物。 You compel me: I do not plan, on online looks. 你们逼我:我不打算去,就在线上看。 The sword has sovereign: Don't you come? Having the roaming annual meeting may be fun. 剑起宗宗主:你不来吗?起游年会可好玩了。 You compel me: The azure bamboo said greatly the annual meeting eats meal, mutually what to boast, fun what did this have? Might as well the water group is joyful. 你们逼我:青竹巨说年会就是吃个饭,互相吹牛什么的,这有什么好玩的?还不如水群快乐。 The sword has sovereign: Had not said attended the annual meeting time fun, but after participates, comes a a dragon[ funny] 剑起宗宗主:没说参加年会的时候好玩,而是参加完后,来个一条龙[滑稽] Fruit fruit: I decided that has the big god level designer of roaming I, when decided! 蛋蛋呀蛋蛋:我决定了,起游的大神级设计师我当定了! Happy explosive warhead: Handsome young man screenshot. 开心爆炸头:靓仔截图。 Loves the ash too wolf king of flat-bottomed pan: The sword has a sovereign big shot to relate in detail 挚爱平底锅的灰太狼大王:剑起宗宗主大佬细说 ( Sword has sovereign news stone was withdrawn by manager) (‘剑起宗宗主’的消息被管理员‘石头’撤回) ( Sword has sovereign ‚’ stone to be banned word ten minutes by manager) (‘剑起宗宗主’被管理员‘石头’禁言十分钟) „...” “...” flourishing gap/between who the intention anticipated to look at crowd of contact surfaces, noticed that odd/surplus Jia the operation eyelid jumps. 原本心怀期待看着群界面的殷间,看到余佳的操作眼皮就是一跳。 The business trip travels on official business well, unexpectedly also peeps the screen, did not speak Wu De simply. 出差就好好出差嘛,居然还窥屏,简直不讲武德。 However . 不过.. You compel me: The stone is flamboyant! 你们逼我:石头牛逼! God phoenix: The stone is flamboyant! 神凰:石头牛逼! ... ... ... ... In bedroom 寝室中 Li still looks that said «Cultivates true virtue Aristocratic family» has not broken the commentary of plot, suddenly does not know unexpectedly is the enemy is the friend. 李尚看着说《修真世家》没有断剧情的评论,一时间竟是不知道是敌人是友。 „The present player was more and more chicken thief.” “现在的玩家是越来越鸡贼了。” He clenches teeth, eye unconscious looked that from the one side on the roommate who learns diligently. 他咬咬牙,眼睛不自觉的就看向一旁正在努力学习的室友身上。 Hehe, Qin less/small I gave you to recommend a specially fun game.” “嘿嘿,秦少啊我给你推荐一款特别好玩的游戏。” Li still spoke to depend on Qin less/small the side. 李尚说话间已经靠到了秦少的身边。 Qin less/small heard Li still words, the eye shot a look at Li still one eyes, does not have any movement: Previous time by your pit, this time was also thought the pit I, I told you no way.” 秦少听到李尚的话,眼睛瞥了李尚一眼,没有任何动作:“上次就被你坑了一把,这次还想坑我,我告诉你门都没有。” „... This time I have not really thought the pit you, is really good to play, comes, I look at its commentary to you.” “...这次我真没想坑你,真的是好游戏,来来来,我给你看它的评论。” Li still you, when I am stupid, on your face this dreadful smile, I do not need to touch your buttocks to know that you are thinking anything.” Saying that Qin less/small disdained. “李尚你当我蠢啊,就你脸上这猥琐的笑容,我不用摸你屁股都知道你在想什么。”秦少不屑的说道。 Li still pointed out frankly in the heart to think by Qin less/small, first is somewhat embarrassed, but quick detected in Qin less/small words is not right: „It is not, why you touch my buttocks to know that what I am thinking?” 李尚被秦少道破了心中所想,先是有些不好意思,不过很快就又察觉到秦少话语中的不对劲:“不是,你为啥摸我屁股就知道我在想什么?” On brain child long/grows buttocks, but can also be anything.” Qin less/small your intelligence quotient really low appearance. “脑子长屁股上呗,还能是什么。”秦少一副你智商真低的模样。 „...” “...” Li still has not been speaking, but threw directly, attack next three groups. 李尚没有在说话,而是直接扑了上去,攻击下三路。 „!” “咔嚓!” The bedroom gate was shoved open. 寝室门被人推开。 old Dong walks into, looks at the tread to wrestle in the same place two people. 老董走入,看着地面扭打在一起的两人。 You .” “你们..” old Dong helps me quickly.” The feeling did not beat Li still Qin less/small who to send out to pray for rescue. “老董快来帮我。”感觉不敌李尚的秦少发出求救。 old Dong hears word then wants to go forward to mediate a quarrel, then . 老董闻言便想上前劝架,然后.. Qin less/small according to were started to rub by two people in the bedhead. 秦少就被两人按在床头开始磨杆杆。 Solves the contradictory best way, is the acceleration contradictory advancement. 解决矛盾的最好办法,就是加速矛盾的进程。 Finally Qin less/small under the threat of Li still, opens the roaming platform that put in great inconvenience to enter «Cultivated true virtue Aristocratic family» starts to play. 最后秦少在李尚的威胁下,委屈的打开起游平台进入了《修真世家》开始游玩。 But Li still anticipated the waiting in the one side. 而李尚则是在一旁期待地等待。 Because he regarding «Cultivates true virtue Aristocratic family» through the commentary area also has a general understanding. 并且因为通过评论区他对于《修真世家》也是有一个大概的了解。 Knows that «Cultivates true virtue Aristocratic family» a game of game is not very at present long, probably in one hour to three hours. 知道《修真世家》目前一局的游戏并不是很长,大概在一个小时到三个小时的时间。 Therefore was not worried oneself will wait for the too long time. 所以并不担心自己会等待太长的时间。 Quick can obtain the result. 很快就能得到结果。 As he expected, Qin less/small used -and-a-half many points time then from playing in the deep sleep condition of game revives. 不出他所料,秦少只是用了一个半多一点的时间便从游玩游戏的沉睡状态中苏醒了过来。 How fun? What has card plot?” “怎么样好玩吗?有没有卡剧情什么的?” Li still saw him to open the eye to inquire immediately. 李尚见他睁开眼睛立马询问。 Qin less/small the brow tight wrinkle, in the eye completely did not abandon and complex. 秦少眉头紧皱,眼中尽是不舍与复杂。 Comes long time, this recovers from the plot of game. 过来良久,这才从游戏的剧情中回过神来。 He sighed, shaking the head, after is gave a Li still answer, then directly sets out toward out of the door to walk. 他叹息一声,摇摇头,算是给了李尚一个答复后,便直接起身朝门外走去。 Qin less/small did you go out to do?” “秦少你出去干嘛?” old Dong saw Qin less/small condition some to be not quite right, the opens the mouth inquiry of worry said. 老董见秦少的状态有些不太对劲,担心的开口询问道。 „To discuss an imposing love.” “想谈一场轰轰烈烈的恋爱了。” Bang!” “嘭!” The door of bedroom made an effort to close 寝室的房门被用力关上 Li still all was a face looks at the opposite party with old Dong confusedly, does not know that actually to have anything. 李尚与老董皆是一脸迷茫的看着对方,不知道究竟发生了什么。 What Qin less/small was this receives to stimulate? Before didn't he say must alone for a lifetime?” “秦少这是受到啥刺激?之前他不是说要单身一辈子吗?” What Li still did you make him play to play? Let him receive such big stimulation.” “李尚你让他玩了啥游戏啊?让他受这么大的刺激。” Crossed long time, old Dong could not bear to Li still asks. 过了良久,老董忍不住向李尚问道。 Hears old Dong's question, Li still touches own nose saying: Eh . On previous time makes the new game of that game designer you play, the game call «To cultivate true virtue Aristocratic family».” 听到老董的问话,李尚摸摸自己的鼻子说道:“额..就上次让你们玩的那款游戏设计师的新游戏,游戏叫《修真世家》。” I also play.” “我也去玩玩。” Listened to Li still saying that old Dong rubbish, opened the roaming platform directly, found «Cultivates true virtue Aristocratic family» started playing. 听李尚说完,老董没有废话,也是直接打开起游平台,找到《修真世家》开始了游玩。 Li still saw this, has not worried to enter the game, but was decided after old Dong played one game, had a look. 李尚见此,并没有着急进入游戏,而是决定等老董玩完一局后再看看。 In an instant one hour on the past. 一转眼一个小时的时间就过去了。 Has had to pay attention to old Dong situation Li still, suddenly saw the opposite party to open the eye, opened the mouth to ask immediately: 一直有注意老董这边情况的李尚,突然看到对方睁开了眼睛,立马开口问道: What kind of?” “怎么样?” Why does not know, he felt inexplicably the opposite party probably became mature. 不知为何,他莫名感觉对方好像变得成熟了许多。 Heard Li still inquiry, the old Dong silent several seconds, sighed finally, finally looked up Li still said: 听到李尚的询问,老董沉默数秒,最后叹息一声,最后抬头看着李尚说道: I felt that the university life should not be so dispirited, we should look for a matter to do, helping the parents lighten some burdens.” “我感觉大学生活不该这么颓废,我们应该多找一点事情干,帮父母多减轻一些负担。” Yeah ~ did not say that I looked for the concurrent job.” “哎~不说了,我去找兼职了。” old Dong said, sets out to walk toward out of the door directly, has not known the special details to Li still the time. 老董说完,直接起身朝门外走去,并没给李尚了解具体情况的时间。 But sees this, Li still was actually completely ignorant. 而见此,李尚却是完全懵了。 This game shenma situation? 这游戏神马情况啊? After playing one game, to being bewitched to be the same. 玩完一局后,都跟着了魔一样。 More curious «Cultivated true virtue the Aristocratic family» content.” “更好奇《修真世家》的内容了。” Li in the heart waged a ferocious struggle, finally has not constrained curiosity in the heart, opened «Cultivated true virtue Aristocratic family». 李尚在心中做了一番激烈的斗争以后,最终还是没压抑住自己心中的好奇,打开了《修真世家》。 He must have a look but actually, what charm this game has, can be played the later personality big change by own roommate. 他倒要看看,这游戏到底有什么样的魔力,能让自己室友在玩过以后性情大变。 Enters the game. 进入游戏。 After some illustrations that Li Shangjiang played looked . 李尚将游戏的有些注解看完后。 Looks two spirit root options before oneself, Li still touches own nose, after the thinking moment, then direct selection five spirit started the game. 看着在自己面前的两个灵根选项,李尚摸摸自己的鼻子,思索片刻后,便直接选择五灵根开始了游戏。 He too understood that you compelled me, knows that in the game of opposite party is will not present this useless choice absolutely. 他太了解‘你们逼我’了,知道对方的游戏中是绝对不会出现这种无用的选择的。 He believes establishes like this, definitely contains some profound meaning. 他坚信这样设置,其中肯定是蕴含着某种深意。 ps: Played too hi, to plot unfamiliar Carvin, Gan! ps:玩太嗨了,对剧情生疏卡文了,淦!
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